#laundry monster

[teahupooandgimli]

The clean laundry monster strikes again

[mifletzet]

Shoutout to those who can't get rid of chametz this year.

Those who can't clean as thoroughly as they'd like, either from sharing a living space with others or just not having the energy or ability to do so.

Those whose safe foods aren't kosher for passover.

This has been such a stressful year, and I know for me cleaning is exhausting when I'm at my best (and this year I Am Not)

So if you're stressed and anxious about cleaning, struggling with the idea of losing access to safe foods for a week, experiencing the anxiety inertia of "oh no why haven't I done anything yet and why can't I bring myself to", or just don't have the energy needed to clean, know that you're not alone 💛

[rottengurlz]

toxic yuri vampires you will always be famous to me

[hotasfahrenheit]

welcome to the great questions of adulthood, buddy

[coincasual]

she’s the oldest and in the process of getting her masters degree!

[toxooz]

i just know Vinny would love them minions

[dandenbo]

i have the house to myself for almost two weeks i'm gonna clean everything and rearrange all the furniture and do all the handyman things i've been putting off and maybe i'll paint? maybe i'll paint?!

[sharpth1ng]

Four shirt Stu Macher would buy for himself…

And one shirt he would buy for Billy:

[stainlesssteellocust]

Shitpost incoming:

Nightmare Stacks is funny bc it baits you repeatedly

first it presents you with this bitter nerd (also vampire) who runs into a Manic Pixie Dream Girl, see, and you think you’re along for the standard ride

but then turns out that little miss cheerful green-haired goth theatre kid had her own stuff going on, wouldn’t have found the lead particularly interesting, and didn’t seem to have much desire to be anyone’s Ramona Flowers tbqh…

…except she was actually kidnapped and replaced by this spooky fae doppelgänger before we met her, and she’s dead, and the doppelgänger absorbed her soul and took her appearance and assimilated her personality and sorta thinks she is the girl,

and she’s got some deeply malicious reasons to be hanging out with our bitter lead, who increasingly proves to be a genuinely decent human being except he has a horrifying reason to be bitter which is thoroughly damaging his mental health in bleakly sympathetic ways, and he really doesn’t deserve to be catfished by a brutal invading empire just because he feels lonely and alienated-

-but it’s cool because it turns out that the soul-stealing fae doppelgänger working for the malevolent empire is also a Manic Pixie Dream Girl

and she’s into angsty vampiric nerd boys so we’re good

[mossflower]

hateeee being ill but especially hate being ill when it’s like. ok you have a stomach ache which may be due to hunger… however if you do eat anything there’s a 37% chance of you being violently unwell

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

is anyone missing any towels i think the dryer monster that steals every other sock might’ve stolen some towels and gave them to me on accident

[milkyplier]

My writing: [people are depressed, dying, hurt, sobbing, vulnerable]

My music: WHY. DO ALL THE MONSTERS COME OUT AT NIGHT

[aleabea]

why? how? when? god if i knew. 

[ID: a chart with the title “mh characters: who ghoulia would let in her lab”. With each category there are headshots of monster high characters. From top to bottom, the first category is, “the fun lab partner.” To the right are the images of Frankie, Jackson, and Scarah. The second category: “with a hazmat suit.” To the right are the images of Cleo, Holt, and Clawd. In the third category: “banned after having touched everything” are Draculaura, Deuce, and Sirena. In the fourth category: “has a specific security system designed against them” are  Heath, Torelai, and Spectra. In the fifth category: “come to and fro whenever” are Clawdeen, Lagoona, and Operetta.  In the sixth category: “lets them steal stuff” are Robecca and Venus. In the seventh category: “the Assistant” are Abbey and Rochelle. End ID] 

[triglycercule]

i want to headcanon the mtt having absolutely terrible hygiene and struggling to keep themselves clean (this MAY... just QUITE POSSIBLY.... only in the SLIGHTEST bit be projection) but i think it would be too gross and man EVEN I dont wanna think about that

also killer canonically smells good and i actually really LIKE that idea so oh shit there goes that idea out the window. horror and dust youre my only hope please let me make you smell bad for reasons you won't understand

[moreeels]

breaking my silence I THINK DOORS IS BETTER THAN PRESSURE......!

[liminalweirdo]

News outlets who report on criminals has "having autism" might as well report whether they have celiac as well, or green eyes.

These arbitrary facts have nothing to do with their actions. When 1-3% of the world has a trait, whether it be celiac, autism, or green eyes, it a simply a common trait, shared by millions of people. This is ableism and it should be called out, especially in the face of the attacks being misogynistic attacks.

This has nothing to do with autism and it's ableist as fuck to suggest otherwise. People — the news — are desperate to find something in these people that marks criminals out as different from "us".

Autism is an unrelated factor. Just like uncommon eye colors. Just like whether or not someone can eat fucking gluten.

Next time you read that a person who has committed a crime has autism, stop and ask yourself if it fucking matters. Next time someone does something terrible, I wanna know if they can eat bread. Like??

Because here's the thing: for the past several years, autism has been used as a crutch or a shield to assure abled people that they are somehow removed from someone who would commit an act like this.

Painting criminals as monsters because of their mental health problems (or painting them as monsters at all tbh) only serves as an excuse to turn our face away from the problems that exist in our society. Autism is not the culprit, but the way the world functions right now definitely drives some of these people to do what they've done. So how do we address that?

We need to put the blame where it really belongs. This has nothing to do with the DSM-V.