#lawbot CLO

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custom stickers for bosses

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mhm. yep. cogs

[leafytaffyart]

THIS GAME HAS ME IN A VICE GRIP. STAYED UP ALL NIGHT PLAYING. Anyways drew my followers!!! (YES they’re from my fixations because AUTISM BLAST!!!!)

[space0crusade]

Lawbot Department done! Onto the new one~

[hgrtehrtw]

I swear something looks odd but I can put my silly little gloved finger on it

[themagicalghost]

I'm about to battle the the CLO for the first time soon, I hope this will be fun

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Opinions on ALL of the cog managers and i guess the higher ups

(this is gonna be long folks so just sit tight with it) *was given the list of literally everyone by the creator of this account* lets starteth off with skelecogs i suppose.. ...factory foreman, eh they cool since they with the VP and everythineth Mint supervisors are a bit...strict... Head attorney, their silly i like themeth :D Club president...i'd honestly care less about em..sorryeth hmm.. William Boar is uh...ok i suppose...he's hard on the outside and soft in the insideth

Alton is also silly me like em a loteth :D he's a sweetheart if you aint a toon..

Winston is also silly, i try to take care of em since he needs that love and comforteth and he's a bit like me neutral with toonseth

Tawney is just very sleep so i dont know much about em..

Spruce however is how i know about chip!..he's a cool guy as well always teaching me about the wild lifeth

Flint is..hot NOT IN THAT WAY but liketh he's literally fire..i also cant be around em much since my feathers are flammable...but he's alright i guess..again i dont know much about someth managers so bare with me

Belle, is a sweetheart if i had parents i would visit her a lot shes so niceth makes my tail wag honestly ^^

Ben...the british, im honestly fine with em he makes some good tea in my opinioneth

Holly, i dont really know about so i dont really have anything to say about her..

Mary, is very sweet yet protective i can tell she careseth about the cogs and her boardbot employees

(we aint gonna talk about buck because its gonna be VERY confusing to yall about my HR headcanon lol, unless ya really wanna know then ya know what to do)

(same goes to dave)

Brian...oh dont even start...i fucketh hate him..yea he knows a lot about stuff but...he's strict and egotistic and i honestly want flint to light him on fireth...wait thats a good idea..thats going into my show idea book!

Misty, honestly i love her..platonically she's so sensitive but she's such a sweetheart i feel bad for what happened with her..and now she probably has some built up trauma...with her and bessie..

Prester, honestly i like em, just because of how he takes his job seriously, THAT AND HE KICKS ASSETH!! LIKE COME ON MAN HE'S COOL!!

Cathal..i dont really know about much besides that he's the VP's soneth

Cosmo..again i dont really know about em and his satellite investors..i just know he's short like the chairman..very..very....puntable...

Ch-chip..eheh..um..i-i like em...only a little YEA JUST A LITTLE!! hehe..dear god im having difficulties explaining why...you know what lets just skip my opinions on chip...

Graham, i also dont really know much about i just know that flint is with graham and graham is also egotisticeth...so lets just assume i also hateth him..

now the..i suppose "scary" teameth... *clears throat*

Mundle..scary honestly, not much a fan of gators..dont know much about em nor do i want too..

Courtney..im sorry but who the fucketh names a cog courtney...its like naming a newborn toon Karen...or Caroline..like what the fucketh?? i know sometimes i dont fucketh with the law but..why? just why?...anyways i dont have opinions on her much

Barry, just reminds me if he was the principle in the school house, but other than that no opinionseth on em

Kilo, honesty i know he's a grown goat but he acts like a brat and or a bully and i dont really like em, in other words...he can go fucketh himself...

now before we get into the 'higher ups' as yall sayeth im gonna put my opinions on the other 2 contractors..

Count Erclaim..eh i dont really get a long with vampires..same with his brother..Count Erfit, as much as they are buff and swole, i dont really give two flying fuckseth about them two honestly i just see them more as competition and enemys..them 2 can also die in a ditcheth for all i care..

i know the rest of these contractors are no more..unfortunately..i still wanna talk about em..whether they went somewhere or they got scrapped by cogs inc and turned intoeth something else...

Redd H. Wing i really do miss, he was a great friend of mine..until they disappeared...god i miss them..i wish he was here again..

Sads i dont really know what they were referencing from but.. all he ever did was make constant puns and it was annoying..i can only handle a few jokes and puns but not it being constant..

the Witness Stand-in was also a cool guy its unfortunate that he's scrapped though and made into probably someone else..he was a cool skelecog to hang out with at the bar..its sadeth that he's gone now...

Clerk i didnt really know much about so no opinion on em

ah yes..both of the directors of public relations and land acquisition, i mean technically their still here their just managers and not contractors anymoreth so i still get to hang out with em even if their just managers

now for what all of you have been waiting for..my opinioneth on the 'higher ups'!!

Allan is a cool guy, i know he takes pride in his work but other than that he's a chilleth guy i like em he's just like..he makes the sellbots have it easy ya know and i like that..i'd rather see cogs enjoy their work than seeing them stressed and suffer during their work ya know?

Chris is uh..a greedy son of a bitcheth the truth had to be said sorry, but ya are a greedy son of a bitch, Chris..however he is the one that manages the money sooo, he's a greedy son of a bitcheth but he's useful..so i'll deal with it i suppose..

..Diane..me and Diane do not mix well..now i try not to fucketh with the law but...she's strict as hell..i dont really vibe with her..now if i were to go to court i would win, if i were to go to jail i would escapeth...im not saying jack on how thougheth...

Craig can go suck a dicketh in my opinion he's a straight on bitch, i dont give a shit if HES FUCKING "USEFUL" OR NOT HE CAN GO DIE FOR ALL I CARE GOD I FUCKING HATE HIM!!..sorry anger got to me..

now the best for last..

Robert Cyger..i also hate him a fucketh ton but he is very puntable and that is the only thingeth i like about em is that he is short and very easy to kick, like a football if you willeth

that was a lot..now excuse me im gonna go drink something so my throat can heal..from all me talkin..

[cherrycookies]

i don't draw carol enough ;; here's a doodle of her from a few days ago

[kieuecaprie]

Well, I'm pretty much at what one would call endgame in Toontown, although there's still a little bit more to go for Corporate Clash's MSQ main taskline.

It's been a journey so far and I've been enjoying my time with it, looking forward to just casually levelling up my suits and clearing activities, on top of challenging the managers that TTCC brought forward (I still have yet to unlock any more kudos managers outside of Prethinker and Rainmaker, getting there though.)

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[loose video description: several Corporate Clash lawbot designs doing the trumpet boy click-and-drag meme with various instruments, set to one of the CLO's cutscene themes. the CLO stands there unimpressed with her arms crossed]

this was an official clash tweet from 2020

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yeah i do be making the worst art pieces

[princess-of-the-corner]

Toontown: Corporate Clash Recap: G.U.M.B.A.L.L. Machine

The Granting Users Magnificent Boosts, Accessories, and Lots of Laughs (G.U.M.B.A.L.L.) Machine is a shop interface added to EVERY Toon Headquarters in the Hires and Heroes Update. While it looks like a Gachapon Machine, it has ZERO Gacha Mechanics! You get what you paid for!

Unlike every other shop in the game, you spend Gumballs earned from Daily Tasks and Sweeteners here.

What’s a Sweetener?

It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later!

It even has its own ambient noises and theme! The ambient sounds can be heard from anywhere in the HQ, while the theme can only be heard when you’re standing right next to it. And the ambient sounds blend REALLY well with the theme!

The G.U.M.B.A.L.L. Machine has three separate tabs:

Boosters

Clothing

Social

We’ll start with Boosters.

Every Neighborhood has a different set of Boosters to purchase from its G.U.M.B.A.L.L. machine. As such, it pays to check multiple playgrounds when looking for a Booster you need. These Boosters are changed out daily, and there are six different boosters, divided between 4 2-hour boosters and 2 8-hour boosters. Unlike Club Boosters, these boosters only “run out” while you’re playing.

While there are 4 2-hour booster slots, you can only purchase the other 3 after making enough progress on the Kudos Board.

What’s the Kudos Board?

It’s a surprise tool that will help us later!

The 2-hour Boosters are as follows (price in parenthesis):

VP Reward Booster (150 Gumballs): Earn 1 more IOU from the Senior Vice President. What’s an IOU? It’s a surprise tool that will help us later!

CFO Reward Booster (150 Gumballs): Earn 4 more Counterfeits from the Chief Financial Officer. What’s a Counterfeit? It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later!

CLO Reward Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 2 more Cease and Desists from the Chief Legal Officer. What’s a Cease and Desist? It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later!

CEO Reward Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 2 more Pink Slips from the Chief Executive Officer. What’s a Pink Slip? It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later!

Invoice Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Invoices from defeated Sellbots. What’s an Invoice? A Sellbot Merit.

Cogbuck Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Cogbucks from defeated Cashbots. What’s a Cogbuck? How Cashbots get promotions.

Patent Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Patents from defeated Lawbots. What’s a Patent? Something Lawbots hoard.

Stock Option Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Stock Options from defeated Bossbots. What’s a Stock Option? Something Bossbots crave.

Racing XP Booster (100 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Racing Experience.

Trolley XP Booster (100 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Trolley Experience.

Golf XP Booster (100 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Golfing Experience.

Fishing XP Booster (100 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Fishing Experience.

Jellybean Booster (75 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Jellybeans.

Sellbot XP Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Sellbot Department Experience. What’s Department Experience? It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later!

Cashbot XP Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Cashbot Department Experience!

Lawbot XP Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Lawbot Department Experience!

Bossbot XP Booster (125 Gumballs): Earn 25% more Bossbot Department Experience!

Power Gag Booster (100 Gumballs): Earn more Gag Experience for Throw, Zap, Trap, and Drop Gags.

Support Gag Booster (100 Gumballs): Earn more Gag Experience for Squirt, Lure, Toon-up, and Sound Gags.

The fifth slot is unlocked from the start, and is known as the “Daily Booster”. It’s the same across all Neighborhoods, and corresponds to the day of the week. All Daily Boosters last for 8 hours, and stack with other Boosters AND Weekly Holidays. They are as follows:

Boss Reward Booster (800 Gumballs): Exclusive to Surplus Sundays, you’ll earn 1 additional boss reward of any type (excluding Unites) when defeating the corresponding Boss. What’s a Unite? It’s a surprise tool that’ll help us later!

Universal Merit Booster (600 Gumballs): Exclusive to Merit Mondays, you’ll earn 25% more Merits from all Cogs.

Activity XP Booster (450 Gumballs): Exclusive to Activi-Tuesdays, you’ll earn 25% more Activity Experience for all Activities!

Jellybean Booster (300 Gumballs): Exclusive to Wealthy Wednesdays, this works exactly like a regular Jellybean Booster, just lasting longer.

Department XP Booster (450 Gumballs): Exclusive to Tactical Thursdays, this boosts all Department Experience by 25%.

All Star Booster (1,000 Gumballs): Exclusive to Silly Saturdays. All of the previous 6 Boosters rolled into 1.

The sixth and final slot is the same every day: The Random Booster.

For 350 Gumballs, it’ll become one of the above Boosters, including (potentially) the All Star Booster, and stick around for 8 Hours, even if the Booster it turned into usually only lasts for 2! Additionally, it will ONLY turn into a Booster you can actually use!

If you get a repeat Booster, it’s duration will be added to your existing Booster, although you can’t have a Booster Duration that lasts longer than a week after SOMEONE managed to grind out enough Boosters to be boosted for a whole freaking YEAR!!! (There was a limited time event going on at the time that made getting Boosters easier.)

To check your active Boosters, go into the “Daily Tasks” tab of the Toontask page of your Shtickerbook. If that seems random, Daily Tasks rewarded Boosters before the Hires and Heroes Update.

The Clothing section, meanwhile, is the same across all Neighborhoods. You can see the Clothing and Accessories are stored in Gachapon-like Capsules, but there are no gacha mechanics here. You just select what you want to purchase, fork over the Gumballs, and it’s yours! Most of the outfits are from defunct events, removed Toontasks, or the removed “streak” system. (Daily tasks used to have “streaks”, which were replaced by the Gumball system.) There are probably hundreds of options here, so I’m not going to offer listing off everything like I did with the Boosters.

The Social section sells items you can use to customize your Toon Profile. They are as follows:

Outback Profile Background (600 Gumballs): Commemorates the in-game event that added the “Outback Species” to the Make-a-Toon.

Outback Profile Nameplate (700 Gumballs): Ditto.

Star Profile Nameplate (800 Gumballs): … Yeah, I don’t know what this one is from.

Silent Treatment Profile Pose (450 Gumballs): Your Toon has their back to the camera.

Banana Profile Pose (500 Gumballs): Your Toon holds a banana peel with an evil grin.

Seltzer Bottle Profile Pose (500 Gumballs): Your Toon holds a seltzer bottle like they’re about to use it on a Cog.

Gag Button Profile Pose (500 Gumballs): Your Toon holds out the button used to activate several Gags, typically Drop.

Pie Toss Profile Pose (500 Gumballs): Your Toon holds back a Whole Fruit Pie and is clearly winding back to throw it.

But yeah, that’s it for the G.U.M.B.A.L.L. machine! Let’s take a look at what’s left!

Trolley Games

Minigame Area

Estate

Fishing

Cogs and Buildings

Social Activity

G.U.M.B.A.L.L. Machine

Toon Levels

Welp, looks like there’s only one thing left to cover!

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A lot of surprise tools to help later in this one.

Anyway, now for fish!

[mouthpiece-simp]

if you're ok with writing for non managers, CLO/reader headcanons, please?

CLO x Reader Headcanons

First of all, congrats for being brave enough to not be anonymous! Second of all, I'm here to write fanfic, I don't care if she's technically not a manager :)

📚After your first fight with the CLO, you found yourself really wanting to know more about Diane.

📚You decided to schedule an appointment to go see her {you had to book it out months in advance, wow!} through Judy, and you just set the reason as a "consultation." By the way, you only got the appointment because you got Belle to help you pull some strings given their history. How'd you get Belle to help you? You listened to hours of stories about her grandchildren.

📚In the meantime, you fought Diane a few {okay, maybe a lot} more times while waiting for your appointment. She became very familiar with your toony face...

📚When it was time for your appointment, she kinda scoffed when she saw you and asked you why you'd scheduled an appointment to come see her in the first place. You hesitated before making up some nonsense, and she could tell you were lying. So, you admitted that you kinda liked her and wanted to try at least being friends.

📚She thanked you professionally for your honesty but cited that it was common practice for toons and Cogs not to be friendly with each other. You asked her if that was a strict rule, to which she admitted there wasn't...

📚So you once again suggested to try at least being friends. To your surprise, she hesitantly agreed and allowed you to visit her after her shifts {which were almost always 12 hours every day, by the way... yikes! Cogs really did have to work a lot}.

📚After a while of being friends, Diane realizes you've been acting more and more strange lately but she also knows why... it's because you have a crush on her. To her dismay, she found herself returning your feelings.

📚She had an open discussion with you about it and sounded like she was about to say she didn't wanna pursue a relationship with you, but she quickly changed her mind in the moment and asked you out on a date. Even she seemed surprised at what she'd just said.

📚You said yes though, and that's how you started dating!

📚Given the fact that she's like 10 times your size, physical affection is a bit... interesting. Usually she can only hold you in the palm of her hand while your way of showing your affection is hugging whatever part of her you can get your gloves on {usually her wheels or her arms}.

📚You can also ask her to bring you to her face so you can kiss her! She can also try to carefully kiss the top of your head, but she doesn't wanna accidentally bite your entire head or something so she doesn't do it often.

📚Diane is very serious about things, and she has a hard time understanding your toony humor. She's trying, but she's not quite on the right track yet...

📚Speaking of toony things, she surprisingly knows a LOT about the stuff toons do just from studying them so much along with what her Lawbots have told her. Heck, she even knows the rules to lots of toony games and you've even managed to convince her to participate in a few.

📚When you ask her if they were fun, she gives a vague response. But you can tell she had fun.

📚You basically get to free roam Lawbot HQ as long as you're not interfering with anyone's work. Pretty much all the Cogs know about your relationship with the CLO at this point and they don't dare hurt you because they don't want disciplinary actions taken against them. But you'll also get quite the scolding if you hurt THEM so it's kinda M.A.D. but in the corporate world.

📚Diane will probably try to get you to wear corporate attire and convince you that you look great in it. Surprisingly she won't try to actually hire you {she considers toons too much of a risk for lawsuits LOL}, but she does try to kinda "Cog-ify" you a bit. I guess you both rub off on each other.

📚She loves sitting in silence with you. It helps he destress from work.

📚After being defeated by toons, you try to help the CLO both on an emotional and physical level. You try to help repair any Cogs that weren't completely destroyed, and you climb onto her wheels and kinda sit there and chat with her about the pesky toons that just defeated her while she's getting repairs.

📚When she gets defeated while she's overclocked, the repairs she needs are more intense and sometimes you have to give the repair Cogs a lot of room to do what they need, so you just try to focus on helping repair the other Cogs and maybe even the Litigation team. But after her repairs are all done you're there to comfort her.

📚Basically, you're dating a very serious, no nonsense type of Cog and both of you will have some of your mannerisms rub off on each other. Neither you, the toons, or the Cogs know which side you're on anymore either.

[paceplace]

Okay so, given that part of what they use to emphasize how long the PRR has been imprisoned is "He still refers to John Robolts as the Lawbot Department Head" and the entire storyline of the CLO instance is that she's trying to course correct the Lawbot Department away from Criminal Law and into Corporate Law, but none of the CJ comics are canon anymore, nor is the comic where the CLO was initially hired, I have to wonder how the presentation of that story is going to be changed.

I mean, I suppose that one option could be rewriting the Brrrgh's storyline to be about the "recent" change in management, but I'm not sure how that would look or work.

my guess is as good as yours, tbh

they'll likely rewrite the dialogue so that it's obvious PRR has been in the dungeon for awhile but we'll have to see how that goes when we see the rewrites

[mudsnapperqna]

Got a favorite court case you've won?

Before working for the CLO, and before even being the lead of the Litigation Team... This one case still makes me cackle because of how ridiculous the defendant was being. If you're a Lawbot or just a Suit that likes to read legal documents, you should see my handiwork in coming through on Tinntones v. Splattfuell.

All I can compare it to is Splattfuell was making 4Loko for Suits. But worse, somehow. Genuinely awful. Their CEO in court made a complete ass of himself. You could make a YouTube Poop solely out of the things that Suit said. As part of evidence testing & collection, I drank a can of the stuff and I think my head almost came off. The gears in there were spinning so fast I'd probably have failed a stimulant check!

Anyhow, Tinntones was my client at the time; it was a class-action lawsuit but he had headed so much of everything it usually just gets shortened to his name. I wonder how that fellow's doing now knowing his name is attached to a middle-tier health & safety case.

[organic-lure-trees]

I was thinking for my next fic that I’d like to make a long-chapter series fic that involves legal drama and soft filler moments with my lawbot OC, Samuel the backstabber. It’ll be a large undertaking, and a lot of research at that, but it’d be cool to try.

But I’m undecided on whether to tackle TTR canon or TTCC canon first. TTCC’s established their own lore for the cogs with the presence of boardboats and how the CJ was replaced with the CLO. That’s not even getting to other stuff such as cogs having children, unique managers, there being places outside of Toontown that the cogs have control over, surnames, and etc.. 

Basically I have a general idea for either of these canons and how the story for each of them go:

TTR: It’s just a usual routine for Samuel as he goes about his vapid, mundane routine of dealing with case after case, hearing the CJ’s insipid lectures, and just existing as a cog in general. He feels sick of it all and believes he’ll never get the inner peace he so desperately desires. He’s just a cynical, worn-down lawbot that isn’t sure what to do with himself anymore.

Then at one point, he’ll defend a toon in court much to the determent of his peers and even the CJ himself. Why the lawbot chose to do this despite it going against the very nature of a cog involves lots of past events, growing knowledge, and internal emotions.

Despite the obvious outcome, Samuel believed in justice for those who are unable to defend themselves, regardless of his own ingrained bias towards toons. He couldn’t stand to see someone suffer and be relegated to such an unfair trial.

Cue a private meeting within CJ’s office as the two argue over what occurred. CJ believes what Samuel did was disgraceful and that he let his stupid emotions get the better of him to go  and willingly defend a toon of all things. Samuel would argue back about all of the stuff he’s had to deal with, and asks why he was even made with these thoughts and feelings if he’s just going to be relegated as another cog in the machine. It’ll be a lot of debate as CJ has his own fair set of issues and takes it out of Samuel because he sees a part of himself deep down that he hates so much.

In the end, Samuel really did take a “stab in the dark” with his fight with the CJ. What happens after I’m still undecided about. The CJ could have him scrapped for displaying such tenacity, demote him, exile him, or any other bad outcome. 

But if by some chance that the CJ is merciful (and that’s a big if), he’ll let Samuel off on the condition that he never speaks of this to anyone and continues to work to the best of his abilities. That’s he’s sorry for what’s happened in the past and that he’s proud to have a lawbot like him around. (Of course this is just wishful thinking we all know CJ is a massive prick and this will most likely never will occur).

TTCC: Samuel dealing the the aftermath of the CJ resigning and the original Lawbot HQ being destroyed during the Break the Law event. With the CLO being hired as the new leader, there’s now a new doctrine established that requires all lawbots to learn corporate law instead of criminal and civil law. 

Of course, the backstabber is not thrilled about this at all. Now, he has to work around these new, arbitrary laws (as if the previous ones he dealt with weren’t already bad enough) to ensure that his clients get the best defense they can during trial. He may at one point have to defend a toon despite all the odds stacked against them.

There’s also the introduction of the litigation team that Samuel will cross paths at one point during one of his trials. Lets just say they don’t get along with each other well, and that there’ll be a special case involved where Samuel will be humiliated and curb stomped by the leader. Internal dilemmas ensues and Samuel will come back to “pierce the corporate veil” to hold everyone involved responsible and ensure his client gets the justice they deserve in the end.