Release: March 23, 2022
Lyrics:
I caught you cheating
You had the nerve to say you're sleeping
Just not with her, but tell your friends
That I'll be lost without you
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list so I never forget
All the things I hate about you
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds, and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
Your friends must suck if they think you're cool
A sloppy drunk obsessed with his Juul
Keep buying bottles with your daddy's money
And I don't know how I fell for your shit
You gross me out, now I've got the ick
And I've got a list of why you don't get to fuck me
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven, talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
You made me love you
You made me love you
Ooh, ah
How'd you make me love you?
And I'll admit it
Sometimes I miss when we were in it
So I made a list, yeah
Ten things I hate about you
Songwriter:
Ten, you're selfish, nine, you're jaded
Eight, the dumbest guy I dated
Seven talk a big game 'til you're naked
Only six seconds and I had to fake it
Five, you're toxic, four, can't trust you
Three, you still got mommy issues
Two years of your bullshit I can't undo
One, I hate the fact that you made me love you
Leah Kate Kalmenson / Madison Yanofsky / Michael Joseph Wise
SongFacts:
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I have a serious question, has GAYLE done anything bad to get everyone to hate her?
I know ABCDEFU is subjectively bad and all, but what has she done to make people hate her THIS MUCH?
It's not like she was copying a music trend. Im pretty sure it was her who brought back the whole "children's rhyme break up songs" theme that artists like Leah Kate used and drove back into the ground.
Is she just an industry plant or something? Cus the hate train shes getting for her Grammy nominations, and touring with Taylor Swift is just reminding me of ths media's famous hate for young female artists.
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She made a list. I adjusted it. Just a little
10. You’re a narcissist
9. You’re hated.
8. The dumbest guy I mated.
7. Talked a big game til I’m naked
6. Less than six seconds and I always faked it.
5. You’re toxic
4. Never trusted you.
3. You have all the mommy issues
2. More than two years I’ll never undo
1. The fact is I never loved you.
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