#leopard arent you friend but go on

[pageofheartdj]

Reading all the complaints about microlabels it seems like people have an idea that ‘you just want to feel opressed’.

Which is. No!

That’s not what microlabels are for. And honestly it feels pretty offensive to assume that you are the way you are just to be opressed. This is the core part of your identity and if you are not opressed or not as oppressed as others, you are not valid.

Labels are words. And you know what words are for? That’s right, to desribe something in the most accurate way.

Labels give people a sense of belonging and community. A sense of understanding and being understood.

When you don’t have to build this massive explanation, when you can say one word and this is you.

They are acting like we will rip away their spot light of poor opressed victim. Or we will take their piece of a pie by also being here jfc.

We are people and we are all living our lifes and you don’t get to order how we do it. We aren’t touching you and you leave us alone.

[goineedsleep]

i am cursed, and also delusional

i got sick recently(not covid, i am a fully vaccinated bitch), so i'm writing this on caffeine and pain

i hope you enjoy the shitshow

-trials of octopath is todays awful fusion idea

-for those of you unaware of trials of manas existence, it's a lot like octopath(and vice versa). trials is a game where you pick 3 characters out of 6 possible options to play as, and the story changes drastically depending on who's in your party. im' gonna have to cut a couple of the octopaths to fit this AU, but i'll be putting them elsewhere- you'll see them eventually

-i'm not even getting into story pairs! every two characters in trials of mana has the same final boss. if you put two characters together who have the same story(say, the fighter/duran or the mage/angela), it gives more information on those characters and their shared story.

-we have olberic the fighter(replacing duran) first. after an invasion of his home, he trusts erhardt with protecting it while he chases after the perpetrator

-then there's cyrus the mage(replacing angela)- he is the prestiged son of a famed scholar. he cannot use the same powerful magic his father could, and thus is chosen to be executed by him. cyrus unleashes enough magical power to teleport out of that situation(this happens in-game), and runs away to seek guidance from the Archbishop of the Church of the Sacred Flame.

-now we have therion the thief. he is a close friend of the leader of the Thieves Guild of the Ravuses, a man known as Heathcote. Darius, an "old friend " of his, saved Heathcotes life from being missing. this results in Heathcote acting very weird from the day he returns- at least, if you ask therion. Heathcote has never expressed the want to start a nation and invade another country until now! he gets help from Heathcotes son, the doctor of their group, to find out what's going on with Heathcote. It turns out... that Darius is using mind control to manipulate Heathcote to follow his bidding. man come on therion was just starting to not punch you in the face every night just when you were about to fall asleep again

-Darius uses dark magic to seal Alfyn away to another realm, and frames Therion for the kidnapping. Therion can't tell the truth about the situation either or kill Darius- Cordelia, Alfyns little sister, will die as well if he even dares due to a cursed article of clothing given to her by Darius.

-luckily for him, Tressa has mercy on him a couple months later and breaks him out of jail. therion decides to investigate the curse in order to find out how to stab Darius in the most affective way imaginable. Also to save Cordelia, but that isn't his priority at the moment

-now we have the warrior princess Primrose

-she's the captain of the woman-led guard of the country of Azelhart

-her mother died during childbirth whilst giving birth to her little sister tressa, and so she decided to take care of her to the best of her ability. her father is very proud of her for taking charge like this, but he still is the parent in this version. he is the one that technically raised tressa since I do not want to force primrose to parent someone when she's like 6

-primrose was just a dedicated babysitter

-she wants tressa to practice her dancing, and when she finds her she's being held at knifepoint by 2 thieves. the barrier protecting Azelhart from enemy forces is broken, tressa is kidnapped, and -Azelhart is no more. Now Primrose is no princess or noble- she's just Primrose

-She goes to the Priest of Light so she can pray for forgiveness from Aelfric before she kills all of the Ravus thieves guild

-H'aanit is the princess of the werewolves. they've been oppressed and marginalized by humans for years, so they've taken up the forest as their home. she's a hunter like most of them are, yet she's never been able to harness the power of her bloodline: it may be due to her being half-human, but she's never been capable of transforming into a beast like her brethren.

-she meets the snow leopard Linde in front of her dead mothers corpse, and starts feeding it

-she has a new pet now -linde and herself work together and they sometimes do better than full-blooded werewolves when they work together

-Z'aanta forms an alliance with Mattias, a man who's worked with the Church of the Sacred Flame a million times -immediately following the forming of this alliance Linde attempts to kill H'aanit -H'aanit doesn't wish to hurt her friend, but she has no choice: she turns into a werewolf for the first time in her life and loses control of her thoughts in her despair

-oh welp the cat's dead(I'M SO SORRY LINDE YOU ARE A VERY GOOD KITTY) -H'aanit heads back home to cry for a minute... then she overhears Mattias admitting that he killed her cat -H'aanit attempts to attack him, and then gets yeeted to Jadd -good job ham, you complete and utter pokemon trainer

-last up, we've got ophilia -she's the adoptive daughter of the Archbishop of the Sacred Flame -she hears Lianna's gonna be going somewhere, she gets an awful vision of Lianna never being seen again following this mission, and goes with her in secret -Lianna gets kidnapped regardless by Mattias -so ophilia decides to find this guy and punch him in the face

-alright that's all of the character backstories

-THANK GOD

-all of these people(save alfyn and tressa, who is being held hostage by the ravus thieves guild) go to jadd first- h'aanit is yeeted there by mattias

-h'aanit notices that her people are invading this town and will be invading Flamesgrace- her next goal is to stop this -olberic wants to stop this as well, so he and h'aanit team up first

-Primrose looks for Tressa in some desperate search, and meets Cyrus during this search. they decide to journey together to Wendel, figuring going together would be better than being alone -they think it's a dumb idea to fight the beastmen, so they decide to escape at night like the bartender suggested

-ophilia finds therion at the bar while looking for food, and overhears his story while she eats soup and bread -she leads him to Wendel, wanting to do help another adventurer before she goes off into the unknown herself

-olberic and h'aanit free the town from beastmen and go to the cavern that leads to flamesgrace(which i am going to keep calling Wendel on accident because that's what it is in trials, srry) -they get there and there's a barrier -archbishop put it up to protect them from the beastmen, and then h'aanit and olberic find the lakeside town of astoria -the villagers keep mentioning how a divine light has started appearing in the area, and olberic shrugs it off and takes a very long nap. the poor man is very tired -ophilia and therion head there as well and follow the light to where it falls- ophilia touches this flame and has to fight a giant robot w/ therion -they win, and ophilia doesn't see it anymore -she shrugs and heads back to astoria, where beastmen have wrecked the town. it is g o n e -ophilia holds a memorial service for them, where she tells therion about how she's a cleric of the Sacred Flame -therion shrugs and suggests they keep going. they don't have much time before it's day and the beastmen attempt to attack Flamesgrace, too

-h'aanit, olberic, cyrus and primrose are having a picnic at the barrier when ophilia and therion arrive -ophilia attempts charging into the barrier, and then it sets on fire and they can all go through -after a long and awkward icebreaker, they all decide to travel together. it's pretty dangerous out there anyways, with the beastmen attacking and atlasdams rumored invasion of Hornburg. the ravus nation is also a major worry, therion reminds them, but they arent' gonna be in the area for a while

-these guys make it to flamesgrace to receive advice on what's coming next -olberic is told to become stronger before challenging atlasdam, and not to do so alone. he continues being in the group due to this -cyrus is told to learn how to understand his emotions- magic is not the forms they teach at school, but rather what comes from the heart. he decides to accompany the travelers so he can escape imprisonment by atlasdam forces -therion first learns of how the dimension Alfyn's been tossed into is inaccessible by humans. it is the birthplace of galdera, and is a realm of which sinners reside after they've lived their lives. Alfyn is probably not going to last very long in this realm- he's as good as dead -therion is then told of how ancient and deadly of a magic the cursed choker is, and that darius is not human. what he is is a mystery, and to save cordelia he must find the sword of aelfric. he cannot save alfyn, so he may as well save his sister -primrose is advised to find her sister and that if she chooses to destroy the ravus nation, aelfric will not support her actions, though they are understandable. if she finds the Sword of Aelfric, she may gain the power she needs to destroy the Ravus nation. -h'aanit is told that Linde will live on through her, and that Mattias is a warlock of Galderas. he has been rejected by the Order of the Sacred Flame as a result, though he does lie very affectively. to save the Kingdom of S'warkii, she must take down Mattias. and since mattias is going after the Sword of Aelfric she may as well accompany Ophilia and make Mattias's efforts worth nothing at all -ophilia is told to find Lianna, since she has been chosen by the Ember. she is now the only person who can rise the Sword of Aelfric from its resting place

-the Sword of Aelfric is hidden within the Sanctuary of Aelfric, which needs an insane amount of power to be opened. normally this power can be leached from the Aelfric Stones, but doing so could let loose ancient and terrible demons. therefore, the 8 gods that reside next to these stones need to be called upon in order to open the portal to the Sanctuary. -Therion suggests going after Aelfric first, since he's the closest one to them. after that, they need to find someone who knows where the rest of them are and also how to get there -they all agree that it's a good plan, but cyrus brings up that the Aelfric Stones each belong to a specific nation or people. going there and borrowing the gods power would be going after large civilizations that have grown around these stones -olberic suggests that they plan this out later, when they have more information and time -they all agree and go ahead to find the first of 8 gods

[evolsinner]

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days go by, another one comes across. however, today is that day, and by ‘that day’ i mean, can we all please have a drumroll, it’s fucking parent~teacher interviews! aka an interrogation under the guise of pleasantries. i thought if i didn’t think about it, it’d just fucking disappear, but hey no, it’s still here.

but that’s okay, you see my parents don’t know a thing about it. i shredded all the notices they’ve sent us and made sure to cut the line every time my sneaky ass school called home. so when it came to my last class for the day, which is english lit obviously, i was quite happy that i didn’t have to stay behind like some students.

the class is empty, it’s almost 4 sharp.

“it’s only interviews,” i try to ease mr killian’s nerves. “just tell them what they wanna hear ~ easy peasy.”

“i wish, but it doesn’t work like that, luv. you know,” he looks up from his paper and removes his reading glasses to rub his weary eyes, “believe it or not, but we hate this day just as much as you kids do.”

“really?” i’m shooked. “thought you teachers just loved taking your sweet as revenge on students on this devilish day. it’s practically reverse halloween where the educators aren’t in costume for the first time, huh.”

mr killian places his pen behind his ear, entertained. “‘reverse halloween’, aye?” he leans back on his chair, arms folded and an ankle~on~knee. “you’re too funny.”

“‘funny’?” i walk over to him, admiring the tantalising dark circles underneath his scintillating eyes. “yeah? and what else?”

he possessively pulls me in between his legs, squeezing my booty in fistfuls. “and sexy and fierce and delicious.”

“do you want a bj?”

“oh, and very fucking naughty too!”

“what you gonna do about it?”

“gee, you’re tempting me.”

“mhm,” i bite my lip.

“you are in serious need of punishment, little girl,” he flicks an eyebrow up. “slide down your panties and lean over my desk.”

my eyes open wide, “no.”

“pardon?”

“i mean, there’s no space on y~y~your desk,” i glance at it. “there’s those booklets, essays, midterms, finals, your laptop...”

“i’ll make space.”

“uh, umm,” i step back.

“nuh~uh,” he pulls me in again so that i’m standing with my thighs directly opposite his thingy. “slide ‘em down right in front of me.”

“that’s too close,” i squeak, going red.

“what difference does it make? you a step back or not, i’ll still see it. c’mon,” he feathers a finger down my bare thigh, “you can’t still be shy? i’ve seen every part of you, every inch of you. the hills, the slopes, the blemishes... want me to go on?”

ok, imma prove him wrong. i undo the button and zipper on my shorts, exposing the bright red lacy panties i got just for him.

“you were hiding those from me?” he points to them, sounding offended.

slowly, i rub my hand over the skimpy fabric, sticking a finger behind the elastic.

“such a tease,” sir leans back. “congratulations, darling, you’ve earned yourself 5 more spanks.”

the thought of him spanking me…

“want me to go easy on you?” he asks, and i see rare mercy dancing around in his eyes.

i nod, prolly a goner if i were dumb enough to take my chances with this guy.

“then touch yourself, sweetheart,” the mercy evaporates from his eyes completely. he just went from a saint to a sinner in a millisecond. “mhm,” he nods to my hesitant expression, “slide your hand through your panties and touch yourself for me. if you don’t moan my name whilst finger~fucking your cunt, i’ll give you the belt.”

heck no, i don’t want to get spanked with a belt! that’ll hurt so much more!! i’ve seen it on 50sog!

“y~you w~want me to m~masturbate for you?”

“did i stutter?”

no, but i did.

shocked at how strangely turned on i’m feeling, i slide my fingertips under the double thin lines of the red covered elastic bands. tell me, why did i wear this again? i inch my fingers down further, my breath hitching up and pelvic muscles contracting.

sir slides his hand into his pants and gently strokes his cock, scarring me with imaginary ciggy burns from the way he’s staring at me doing me. “hurry it up, little one, time is of the essence.”

3 knocks on the door and it swings open with a, “hello?”

mr killian speedily sits up.

and i step back right away, pulling my hand out and tugging my shirt over the open zipper. “mum?”

“roséah,” she squints, “what on earth... dear lord, you have a lot of explaining to do!”

i refuse to blink. i think i’m having something like a heart attack. “w~what do you mean?”

“well, for starters,” she struts up to me, “you didn’t tell me that today was parent~teacher interview night.”

i exhale deeply, relief has never felt this good.

“mr killian, i presume?” mum says, holding her hand out.

i quickly fix myself up behind her.

“please,” he smiles, shaking her hand, “call me isaac.”

why the fuck would mum come here without informing me about it?!?

“apologies for not booking in a time slot and barging in like this. had i known,” mum gives me an irritated look, “i would have been more prepared.”

“it’s no worries, mrs blackburn,” sir tries to downplay it. “i reckon i can squeeze you in before my first interview. so please,” he motions to the two seats preplaced in front of the desk, “have a seat.”

“christella will do just fine,” and she takes no time in making herself comfortable.

i roll my eyes, so fucking annoyed and anxious at the same time.

“if you don’t mind my saying so,” sir gracefully says, “but now i know where your beautiful daughter gets her beautiful looks from.”

mum titters, tucking invisible strands of hair behind her ear and straightening out her pencil skirt.

tf.

sir glances at me and it’s so provocative in nature that i can’t look away, hence he does it for me. “do we have a common friend that can get both of us acquainted with one another?” he causally asks my mother with a chuckle.

aren’t they supposed to be talking about me?

“i don’t suppose so, isn’t that a shame?” mum smiles.

“‘shame’ would be an understatement, stella…can i call you stella?”

“you can call me whatever you want, isaac.”

“ahem!!” eww. ew. “mum,” i shake my head at her like ‘did you forget you have a husband?’, “you might wanna..”

“oh, yes, of course! silly me. so do tell, isaac? how has my daughter been doing?”

“well, to be candour, i’m rather impressed at how dedicated rosé is on learning.”

“hm, is that so?” she gives me a suspicious glance.

“indeed,” mr killian sends me a secret wink.

“does she slack off? because you’d tell me if she did, right?” mum asks.

“mum,” i grumble, she’s so embarrassing sometimes.

mr killian chuckles, “you’d be the first to know, stella. fortunately, that isn’t the case. rosé has quite the eye for accomplishing her goals.”

i’m getting lost in him again...

“gets all her work done on time, doesn’t send inappropriate text messages in class,” he proceeds professionally, kinda cocky, “nor does she ever has to stay back late.”

all of which i do the opposite of, i give him a guilty grin.

mum looks rather very taken aback, considering how i am at home. “seems like she’s quite the student?”

“you’d be surprised by what goes on in these walls.”

that not so hidden half~smile sir gives me pauses my mum in her tracks with her next question. i look at her sudden stiffness and notice how she’s surveying mr killian intently, her eyes narrowed into slits. oh crap.

“ahem!” i shift in my seat quickly.

sir coughs and swiftly brings in another topic.

mum gradually returns to her usual manner.

that was close.

when they finally say their farewells, i feel relieved as a fucking kite flying high up in a blue cloudless sky. mum did a few more interviews before she finally decided to go home. mr killian had given her false hope and high expectations, so it was funny when my other teachers informed her that my grades were declining from b’s and c’s to d’s and e’s.

oops, my bad.

-ˋˏ ༻🍷༺ ˎˊ-

it’s late, a major thunderstorm has hit and maxi being the scaredy~cat he is has crept into my room for the night. incoming call from isaac. i decline it. so he calls me again. and i decline it again. busy tryna shoot him a text which he keeps interrupting with phone calls.

daddy🔐 is my furry baby avoiding my calls?

tf he just called me??????

me im not avoiding ur calls jus ctrn cuz baby bro is sleeping in my bed thunder isnt his strong suit :/

daddy🔐 why am i jealous?

lol, seriously? i smile, rolling over to the edge of my bed.

daddy🔐 can’t stop thinking about you...

me jus stop its not dat hard

god, i suck at this.

daddy🔐 i really need to be fucking inside you right now!

uh, what the fuck do i text back?!

daddy🔐 would it be inappropriate of me to ask you what you are wearing since you’re with your kid brother?

haha.

me wow, ur quite the gentleman, arent ya ?

daddy🔐 i try my best.

feeling kinky, i silently remove my oversized graphic tee and take two pictures of myself. then i quickly pop my tee back on before curling up on the bed and hitting ‘send’.

daddy🔐 mmmm leopard panties and no bra, sexy. though i do wish you could move your arm out of the way so i could see my two girls?

no, my boobies are too small and i’m shy!

daddy🔐 such unspeakable things i could to your body right about now. would you like to know, baby?

i’m so tempted to text back ‘yes’, but that’d just get me too hot and bothered which is not a good idea when your lil brother is lying right next to you.

me behave (;

daddy🔐 how about we finish off what we started back in the classroom?

me we hv company rmbr ?

daddy🔐 right.

there’s a while with those 3 flashing dots before he texts back.

daddy🔐 considering we have an audience tonight, i’m willing to keep it pg. on the contrary, was nice talking to your mother today.

me were u flirting w her ?

daddy🔐 i don’t know. was i?

me u so were ! nd evry subtextual sentence u uttered !! she cud hv caught on yanno ?!

daddy🔐 that, i couldn’t help. the look on your face was hilarious. hers too.

i almost lol by just picturing my mum’s face, but i suppress it.

me jus bc u made me laugh dnt mean im not still mad !

daddy🔐 allow me to make it up to you?

me go on...

daddy🔐 there’s this soirée i’m holding with my crew for the long weekend. lakehouse, few beers, great view - thank kinda thing. i want you there.

me y do u want me der ? (;

daddy🔐 ‘cause i wanna fuck you hard on my mate’s couch whilst everyone else is out by the lake.

oh?

daddy🔐 and also because i want you to get to know my people more. (:

he used a smiley face! he never uses smiley faces!

me hmm, guess ill hv 2 think bout it

because i have to ask my mum first!!

daddy🔐 hope this helps?

he sends me a photo or two back, like it was a trade or something. but jesus christ, isaac killian! he was definitely not kidding about having me on his mind!

daddy🔐 don’t ponder too much. goodnight, love.

“rosé..?” maxi murmurs behind me, rolling around.

shit. i drop my phone in an instant and cringe for my luck. “yeah?”

“you’re taking all the blanket and i’m cold..”

“oh, right...” i exhale with relief, placing my phone on the bedside table. i turn around, shifting the blanket over him and putting my arms around him. phew.

i rest my eyes for a second when maxi is like, “what was that?”

“hm?” i smile as he snuggles between my arms.

“that big cucumber looking thing on your phone.”

i almost choke on my saliva. “t~t~that was...you’re dreaming, maxi. this is all nothing but a dream...” i add some whooo noise effect to make it more believable.

“no i am not!” he asserts.

“yes you are! now shut up or go back to your own room.”

thunder cracks intensely and he doesn’t say anything further. thank you, sweet jesus.

[littlemix-styleblog]

Requested Little Mix Inspired Chokers

Leigh

New Look Gold Chain Bar Choker: £4.99. Leigh doesn`t wear chokers as much as the other girls, So hers was a bit hard for me but we got there in the end. So I decided and because I was at my wits end to go with this chain choker, Why? Well because Leigh likes wearing a gold chains, necklaces etc So it felt right to include this one in the pack. 

MissGuided gold look conch shell necklace: £8. Can you guess where I got inspiration from? I had one left to find for her and I couldn`t find one at all and then a lightbulb went off in my ehad and to say I`m proud is a understatement. Inspired by her Inaseashell swimwear collection these chokers are all the craze at the moment. You would be a fool not to purchase this one.

New Look Gold Love Slogan Velvet Choker: £4.99. Bit of a odd one this one but I chose this one because Leigh likes spreading love, she likes giving love and she likes giving the message of love over to anyone so what better then to have a choker with the words emblazoned on it.

River Island Gold colour interlinked choker necklace: £8. Inspiration taken from her Cartier necklace which has two gold hoops linked together, But is much more expensive this choker. So why not go for one cheaper eh? We also have another alternative for this one in black

Jesy

Lamoda Loyalty Cross Studded Choker In Black Faux Suede: £5. Now Jesy was the most easiest since she went through quite a long phase of wearing different kinds of choker. Her style was very gothic, bad, big chokers which arent to everyone's style. But we tried to stick to that style while keeping it as subtle as possible. So we picked up this choker from Lamoda which has gold studs all across. It`s subtle but also Jesy`s choker from left to right.

Claires Gold & Leopard Chokers - 2 Pack: £10. She seems to be wearing a lot of leopard lately, So it felt right to include a leopard print choker. 

Topshop Ring PU Choker: £15. This is very similar to some of the ones Jesy owns and I didn`t think they sold these anymore but surprisingly they do. This one comes from Topshop.

Lamoda Bring It Black Chunky Buckle Choker: £7. No it`s not a belt.

Perrie

Missy Empire Hisa Gold Pearl Detail Choker: £7 £3. Perrie`s style is rather chic and boho, So this choker is perfect for her here.

Boohoo Plain Velvet Choker: £3 £2.40. Nothing wrong with a black plain choker.

Topshop Conch Shell Necklace: £10. Same reason as Leigh, these are bang on trend at the moment and these suit Perrie down to a T.

New Look Black Leather-Look Hand Pendant Chocker: £3.99

Jade

Miss Empire Laura Black Lace Choker: £8 £4. I found Jade`s jewellery style is very dainty. So we incorporated this black lace choker from Missy Empire.

Missy Empire Gabi Rainbow Fabric Choker: £7 £3. We stumbled across this choker and we would`ve been fools if we just left it.

PRETTYLITTLETHING SILVER DIAMANTE MULTI CROSS CHOKER: £8 £3. Not really your everyday wear but it reminded me of when Jade wore a choker to Coachella last year, Can be worn for a night out with friends or for dressing up for a event.

Boohoo Suedette Wrap Around Choker: £4 £3.20. Was surprised to find this being sold too as I didn`t many of these weren't around anymore. Again we`re going for the dainty, small, demure look.

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[catmeme-moved]

all of the asks! >:3

god ok 

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

😏

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

i dont think i could date anyone who does any kind of drugs,, it makes me Very uncomfortable

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

its only 4 babey

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

sober...ive never been drunk

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

i guess?? it was in high school so i dnt think it rly counts since yknow, i was 16

7. What does your last received text say?

“jgdijgjfdivjdjdj me“

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

not enough times !!! i love kissing my gf

9. Where was your last kiss at?

in the parkinglot behind my dorm building

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

i saw both my sisters when i was home for break a few weeks ago

11. What do you drink in the morning?

coffey

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed 

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

not rly? i think if relationships r hard then they arent rly meant to be

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

god i wouldnt have spent so much money

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

none at all ;3c

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

i guess rainy....overcast weather is my fav

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

my mom ! probably lots of other people too shjkdh lee is a fairly common name i think

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

i hope so!!!

20. Does anyone like you?

god i sure hope my gf does

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

nop

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

ya thats why i kissed them ghksdjs

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

no one that i know personally.. there r some like celebrities and other famous ppl i dont like

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yes i want a tattoo from a specific artist in my hometown!!!

25. In the past week have you cried?

i mean probably i dont remember though

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

a pug...i saw him in a donut shop

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

i dry off as im stepping out of the shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

no bc jocks intimidate me

29. Do you think you’re old?

not really in the grand scheme of things.. im only 20 i still have decades ahead of me !

30. Do you like text messaging?

ya

31. What type of day are you having?

its been ok! i spent time w my roommates downtown

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

i hav my septum pierced but a nostril piercing would b nice

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

cold..

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

i dont rly think theres such a thing as “opposite sex” since sex is also on a spectrum like gender

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

relationship ! flings r nice i guess but i prefer the stability and commitment of an actual relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

i thnik im fairly simple..idk

37. What song are you listening to?

when he died by lemon demon

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

yea of course39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

my best friemd emily40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

theyre hot and funny and very kind!!!!41. When did you last receive a text message?

idk maybe an hour ago42. What is wrong with you right now?

im hungry and not being held by my gf43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

its my mom so fairly well i think44. Does anyone disgust you?

men45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

no bc im already dating someone46. Are you in a good mood right now?

i feel...neutral47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

my roommate !48. What color shirt are you wearing?

its blue pruple n green tie dye49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

ya my history professor told me i had to read books50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

no one is coming to mind51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

i dont hate anyone!

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

almost gave up on ever being able to pet the raccoons outside the dining hall but someday ill be able to earn their trust

53. Do you like rain?

yes!!! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

not rly ! as long as theyre safe about it ykwim55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

no i think ive told most of my crushes how i felt about them at the time 56. Do you like to cuddle?

god yes i love to hold and be held57. Are you shy?

its the social anxiety 58. Do you get along with girls?

i am a lesbian59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

we r dating !! 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

my phone and my peper spray 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

id do it for 10 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

ive been in my current one for 7 and my longest lasted 8 ! 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

yes! 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

anything my gf does is cute65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

my cat yawned when she tried to meow and made a weird squeak sound

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

18 (or maybe 19 now idk), 19, 20

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

i do them myself bc i hate spending money68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

ghgdh,....neither69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

i dont have a car yet 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

neither...i dont rly like eithr of those music genres71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

im samsung bitch until i die72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

its been months. maybe years. i dont like pizza73. Do you like diet soda?    

i dont rly like any soda anymore tbh74. What color are the walls in your room?

plain white...f    75. Are you 16 or older?    

bitche im 2076. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

nop i dont even know waht its about77. Do you have a job?    

yes i work in a library !  78. What are your initials?    

ylb79. Did you ever have braces?    

no :^/80. Are you from the south?    

nope im a pnw bitch

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

something about voting82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

ya shes my best friemd83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

my mom.. fuck my dad !84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?   

i vaguely remember attending a gymnastics class when i was like 5 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

uhh.. venom i think86. Do you smoke?    

no never !!!87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   

flip flops. 88. Is your phone touch screen?    

god how old are these questions. who has a phone that isnt touch screen now89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

my hair is naturally curly !90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

no91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

a pool..... rivers and lakes r scary92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

not yet93. …Had sex in a car?    

no that seems. . difficult. theres not very much room94. Are you single or in a relationship?    

im in a luvly relationship95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

sleepin96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

new years i think??97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    

yea its pretty nice98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

no but ik i wanted one before i got into my current relationship skdgjhj99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

no but i did drink half a beer thing once and went to sleep bc i got a stomach ache100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

i dont even use facebook101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

when i was in first grade id play “family” w my friend sometimes and she’d pretend to be the dad and i was the mom so we would spoon each other bc we thot thats what sex was and i thought she actually got me pregnant bc i was 7 and didnt know anything102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

the song blind slaps103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

no its winter and i also dont go outdoors104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

 i hate wearing shorts

[the-electric-manectric]

Tagged by @ilexforestshrine, its been a while since i did something like this :0

Rules: 15 questions, 15 mutuals

1. Are you named after anyone?

nope. the origins of my name arent even in my culture so ive been dubbed an odd one

2. When was the last time you cried?

Sunday morning - my chest hurt and it was sending waves of pain through my arms to the tips of my fingers, and my stomach hurt bc i ate too fast (sigh..)

3. Do you have kids?

Nope!

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

i do! typically only around people im already good friends with, though

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people?

i generally look at their body language - how are they feeling (tired/angry/happy/on edge/etc)? engaged in the conversation? do they pose any potential danger to me/other people? etc etc - im also kind of wary of possible threats when im in public bc of a prev incident but

6. What’s your eye color?

very dark brown

7. Scary movie or happy ending?

i dont like scary/horror movies, but a movie doesnt have to have a happy ending in order for me to enjoy it. if i like something enough, even being left on a cliffhanger ending can be exciting!!

8. Any special talents?

i think so??? but i cant think of them right now

9. Where were you born?

Southern ontario !! where my canada buddies at

10. What are your hobbies?

i like writing! and rock climbing/bouldering..hiking, camping.

11. Do you have any pets?

a dog and a leopard gecko 

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

i used to be on my school’s bball team (even though im TINY), i played ultimate for 3-4 years, and i enjoy badminton (even though i dont get the chance to anymore!!)

also rock climbing/bouldering as mentioned earlier

13. How tall are you?

5′0 - 5′1. im not actually sure ;;

14. Favorite subject in school?

biology, physics, English

15. Dream job?

ive been working towards going into engineering for as long as i can remember, but some stuff happened this year and im now unable to go down that path. i still dream of being a civil engineer or going into something computer science/programming related, but its kind of bittersweet now since its out of reach.

tags!!! you dont have to do this :)

@spooke @poke-mart @miare @benjiiboii6723 @avalypuff @thatsmyhorse @sodapoplio @pocketbulbasaur @beriskara @corsolanite @pokemoninfinity @icequeenvulpix @digital-magician @mypokepal @raiikyuu

[salazar-slytherin-8867]

I challenge you to answer ALL the unusual asks. (If not just answer the ones you want to)

(thanks) 

1) Spotifiy, Soundcloud, or Pandora? 

Spotifiy

2) Is your room messy or clean? 

Messy. very. very. messy. 

3) What color are your eyes? 

blue/green.  

4) Do you like your name? why?

Not really. I got bullied for it in third and fourth grade about it, so Ive kinda disliked it since, but at least its not generic. 

5) What is your realationship status? 

in a relationship. 

6) Describe your personality in 3 words or less. 

Really fucking annoying. 

7) What color hair do you have? 

Blonde, but Im thinking of dying it. 

8) What kind of car do you drive? color? 

I cant drive, but my mom car is a green 2000 Toyota Camry 

10) How would you describe your style? 

All over the place and completely random. 

11) Favorite Social Media Account? 

Probabaly my Facebook, cause thats where I talk to most of my family. 

12) What size is your bed? 

Twin, I think. 

13) Any sibblings? 

I have two half sisters and two half brothers on my fathers side, and a twin brother. 

14) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be, and why? 

Mars cause I want to go to Pigfarts  Probabaly like the Oregon coast. cause I like cold weather and the West Coast

15) favorite Snapchat filter? 

I dont use Snapchat, soooo. 

16) Favortie makeup brand(s) 

I dont wear a lot of make up, but I do like e.l.f. 

17) How many times do you shower in a week? 

On a good week, 5-6, on a bad week, 2-3. 

18) Favorite Tv show? 

Rick and Morty, or NCIS 

19) Shoe size? 

 sometimes I wear a 5, others a six or seven, it varies depending on the style of shoe… 

20) How tall are you? 

5′1″ 

21) Sandals or Sneakers? 

Sneakers

22) Do you go to the gym? 

Nope. 

23) Describe your dream date.

probably just like, picnic by a lake or at a park. 

24) How much money do you have in your wallet right now? 

I dont have a wallet, but I have a jar of pocket money with $83

25) what color socks are you wearing? 

Im not wearing socks but earlier I was wear black socks. 

26) How many pillows do you sleep with? 

I only have one for my head, but I have 12 pillows on my bed. 

27) Do you have a job? what do you do? 

does being annoying and sad count as a job? 

28) How many friends do you have? 

12, but only half are close friends. 

29) What is the worst thing youve ever done? 

In third grade I gave a kid a black eye…

30) whats your favorite candle scent? 

Spring Rain. 

31) 3 favorite boy names?

Max, Alex, Jake. 

32) 3 favorite girl names? 

Raine, Sage, Autum. 

33) Favortie actor? 

Lenardo DeCaprio 

34) Favorite Actress? 

Emma Watson 

35) Who is your celebrity crush

Dont have one. 

36) Favorite Movie? 

Rent 

37) Do you read a lot? what is your favorite book? 

I’ve actually been trying to read more, I love Sparrow Road, If I stay, and Shadow. 

38) Money or brains? 

Brains, teach a man to fish.

39) Do you have a nickname? 

Moxie Clean, Moxanne, Molly Molly Moxen Free, Marshmallow, mo, mox. 

40) How many times have you been to the hospital? 

Once, when I was five, when I cracked my forhead open I Have a Scar I am Harry Potter

41) top ten favorite songs? 

Thats What You Get~Paramore,Thnks Fr Th Mmrs~ Fall Out Boy, Misery Business~Paramore, Whatsername~Green Day, It Ends Tonight~All American Rejects, Be my Escape~Relent K, 21st Century Breakdown~Green Day, Always~Blink-182, Ignorance~Paramore, A Drop in the Ocean~ Ron Pope. 

42) Do you take any medications daily? 

Zyrtec, and Asprins. 

43) What is your skin type? 

No clue, kinda dry I guess? 

44) What is your biggest fear? 

Probably abandonment having no one care about/like me. or being a disapointment. 

45) How many kids do you want? 

probably just one. three max. 

46) What is your go to hairstyle? 

I just leave my hair down. 

47) what type of house do you live in? 

I live in an apartment, that is super tiny, and hasnt been updated since the ealy 90′s… 

48) Who is your role model? 

the woman my mother works for. and my Grandmother. 

49) what is the last complement you recived? 

one of my friends told me he liked my rant about depression. 

50) What is the last text you sent? 

‘bro, did you die?!?’ 

51) How old were you when you ofund out Santa wasnt real? 

I was 5, I still put out cookies, but now they’re for my Grandmother and Grandfather. 

52) What is your dream car? 

I dont know yet, maybe just a Pale Green VW bug, or something that costs less. 

53) Opinion on smoking? 

I dont like smokers Ive been bullied my entire life cause all my clothes smell like cigerette smoke, but I dont really get to voice my thoughts cause most of my family smokes. But I have no plans to when Im old enough. 

54) Do you go to college? 

No. And I wont be anytime in the next five years or so.

55) What is your dream job? 

Chemist/Nurse/Author, or something that does good and pays well. 

56) Would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs? 

Rural Areas. Its nice to see all the stars so clearly. 

57) Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels? 

should I not? 

58) Do you have freckles? 

No, but my mother says that I did when I was younger. 

59) Do you smile for photos? 

Sometimes. 

60) How many pictures do you have on your phone? 

I dont have a phone so….

61) Have you ever peed in the wood? 

nope. 

62) Do you still watch cartoons? 

yeah. 

63) do you perfer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds? 

 I cant afford to eat out. (just for the record, Micky D’s) 

64)Favorite dipping suace? 

ranch. 

65) What do you wear to bed? 

it depends, it I dont feel like changing I’ll sleep in what Im wearing, otherwise, just sweats and a tee shirt. 

66) have you ever won a spelling bee? 

Ive never even entered cause in third grade, my teacher told me not to bother trying cause my spelling was too bad, so I havent entered since. 

67) What are your Hobbies? 

Is eating a hobby? I like to read, draw, write, and sit around being sad. and kazoooo

68) Can you draw? 

Not well. 

69) do you play an insturment? 

Clarinet, Guitar, and piano. 

70) what is the last concert you saw? 

a band concert, that I was in. 

71) tea or coffee? 

Both. 

72) Starbucks or Dunkin? 

that depends on the day, what planets where seen last night, what color socks Im wearing, when the next full moon is, and weather or not I have money. 

73) Do you want to get married? 

Maybe. 

74) what is your crushes first and last initial? 

M.D. 

75) Are you going to change your last name when you get married? 

maybe. 

76) what color looks best on you? 

teal maybe? I honestly have no clue. 

77) do you miss anyone right now? 

My friends from school, and old nieghboirs. 

78) Do you sleep with your doors open or closed? 

normally, I would sleep with my door closed, by my brother broke the hinge, so now it can only be open 

79) Do you believe in ghosts? 

yeah. 

80) what is your biggest pet peeve? 

 people who only care about others and never help themselves, people who act entitled when they arent, and people use terms they dont know the deffinition of. 

81) Last person you called? 

@geez-man, in like, June

82) favorite Ice Cream flavor? 

mint or coffee. 

83) Regular oreos, or golden oreos? 

regular. 

84) Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles? 

both. yes. all of the above. 

85) What shirt are you wearing? 

its a leopard with the David Bowie lighting blot on its face. 

86) what is your phone background? 

*doesnt have phone* 

87) Are you outgoing or shy? 

A bit of both, it depends who Im with, 

88) do you like it when people play with your hair? 

sometimes, depends who it is. I have trust issuses with people who touch my hair, cause in fifth grade a girl told to whole school I had lice, even though I didnt. 

89) do you like your neighboirs? 

I dont know my nieghboirs that well, cause most poeple are only here a couple months and then they leave, so really Im indifferent. 

90) Do you wash your face? at night? in the morning? 

in the mornings. 

91) have you ever been high? 

nope. 

92) have you ever been drunk? 

nope. 

93) Last thing you ate? 

A chicken sandwhich with pesto, chedder and pita chips. 

94) Favorite lyrics right now? 

“why do we like to hurt so much?”~thats what you get, Paramore; 

“The walls start breathing My mind’s un-weaving Maybe it’s best you leave me alone”~It ends tonight, All American Rejects;

“Well there’s a million other girls who do it just like you Looking as innocent as possible to get to who They want and what they like, it’s easy if you do it right”~Misery Business, Paramore. 

“If I could find you now things would get better We could leave this town and run forever” Ocean Avenue, Yellowcard.

“Where’s your gavel? Your jury? What’s my offense this time? You’re not a judge but if you’re gonna judge me Well sentence me to another life.”Ignorance, Paramore

“Don’t wanna hear your sad songs I don’t wanna feel your pain When you swear it’s all my fault Cause you know we’re not the same”~Ignorance, Paramore. 

95) Summer or Winter? 

Winter. 

96) Day or Night? 

night. 

97) Dark, milk or white chocolate? 

Milk chocolate. but if you offer me white or dark chocolate, I wont refuse. 

98) Favorite Month? 

August. 

99) What is your Zodiac sign? 

Scorpio

100) Who was the last person you cried in front of? 

I dont cry when Im with other people. 

(I probabaly mispelled 50% of this. Im sorry.) 

[mainlymay]

EVEN NUMBERS FOR THE ASK THING

THATS SO MANY DUDE AIGHT LETS DO IT.

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

Uhhhhhhhh currently nothing. I actually havent even talked to them in a bit whoops.

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

Seven.

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (so many times holy shit i suck at being a person)

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

one.

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

I think I was in the 5th grade and she was in the 4th? last time we talked was when dad died so.

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in my bed, but i did nap on a friends couch.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

Honestly? Nothing major. Maybe some work stuff, but nothing major in my personal life.

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Rainy for sure.

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

dem jeans.

20. Does anyone like you?

probably not? hopefully? no clue.

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

nope

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

yee, soon.

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

fuckin adorable terrier mix came into the store yesterday, fangs the best.

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

nah

30. Do you like text messaging?

more than i like phone calls, less than i like conversations.

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

yeah probably one day.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

lots of people.

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

i am but a simple dweeb.

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

almost always, unless im being a shithead.

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

memes 42. What is wrong with you right now?

Not much. Would like more money to be able to go see friends more, but i mean everything else is ok right now.

44. Does anyone disgust you?i mean like, no one on a personal level. a lot of people that i know exist disgust me.

46. Are you in a good mood right now?Fuck yeah.

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Blue.

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?Not that I can think of.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Yeah. It hurt really badly but eventually got over it.54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

idgaf as long as they arent dying every night

56. Do you like to cuddle?

yeeeeeeee58. Do you get along with girls?

I think so? I hope? i like to think im not a total fuck anymore.60. What do you carry with you at all times?

phone, keys, wallet. boring junk.62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Yeah. 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

heck yee.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

23 20 21 i think?

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

they both ugly af but i guees zebra.70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    

i dunno who luke bryan is, but probably lil wayne either way.72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

why did i reblog this for fucks sake. i think 3 months ago?74. What color are the walls in your room?

white with some posters.      76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

nope.     78. What are your initials?    

KHM80. Are you from the south?    

Nope, midwest/PNW.  

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    

havent heard from them in 5 years. i dont blame them.

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

Nooooooooooope.86. Do you smoke?    

weed yes cigarettes not anymore.

88. Is your phone touch screen?    

galaxy s790. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    

many times.   92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

Not that i can remember? I dont think so.94. Are you single or in a relationship?  

single   

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?   

oh man i dont know, i think last august at some event.98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

not realy.   100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?  

Nope. Well. Ok some family  102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

die young probably.104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

only if i could pull it off.

[patchdotexe]

Multiples of 4!!

oh no we have to do MATH It’s. Really not that hard. shut up ill do it skipping those we’ve already answered, by the way!

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

yes. by a lot. H-A-M-A-D-A… uhhhh oh it’s exactly 6! that’s cool. I… don’t know my last name? So I guess same as Hiro’s. 4 letters! R-I-D-E. mathonwy, so. longer, yeah

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

mmm. too many. can we get a fricking, new partner just so these questions arent so angsty i kissed trust A LOT !!!!! that works

12. Where did you sleep last night?

in bed! with my mom. we share a bed. like we still have our sleeping bag in case we need it? but mom let us share her bed

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

That’s… weirdly specific. i dunno guys, have we? i used to football! Well. Does it mean American or Everywhere Else? i used to everywhere else football! alright lets all kiss mae HOORAY

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

[shouts from across headspace] YES

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

[singing] whyd ya have to go and make things so complicaateeeed In personality… Yes? I take care of people. I just want my friends to have a good time. what the fuck is a stable sense of identity tho ( MEEEEEE)

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

aw man this is totally a romance one. we sort of dont … like anybody that way, right now. I DOOOOOO [tackles trust] HGHDFGDHZ guys thats not an answer i like trust cause. he was there for me w hen things were really really shit? and even when he, wasnt there for me, it was because he was worried id get hurt more if he was. and i HATE HOW HES SO DUMB AND SACRIFICES HIMSELF A LOT jesus shit trust most of your kins do that shit too. hes a gay baby. i love him Wow, thanks.

44. Does anyone disgust you?

HAHA I FUCKIN WONDER maybe we should stop bein salty about magpie for a bit? NAH

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

uh. black. thats MY shirt, you asshole! inspace i aaaaam wearing… uh. yeah im still wearing the shirt idrew myself in. did i actually post that? fuck i dont remember red! i didn’t bring a change of clothes. WHICH IS WHY IM UPSET ABOUT LOSING MY PANTS. HINT. it was an accident ): Green. im straight up naked right now YOU’RE COVERED IN FUR, DON’T GIVE T HEM THE WRONG IMPRESSION i can stop being covered in fur if yall want? DONT DO THT

[scrolls past “anyone youre giving up on”, trust starts laughing]

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

OH MY GOD? WAIT ARE YOU SURE YOU GRABBED THE RIGHT ONE YEAH????? [LOSING IT] do we even need to answer this with trust here [on floor]

56. Do you like to cuddle?

shit yes please pet me meet me in the CUDDLE PIT [wheezing] don’t touch me 8| or well. unless you’re my friend. which all of you are. still not a fan of uh, prolonged contact though? hugs are okay, being held onto for a while is unnerving

60. What do you carry with you at all times? 

[impulsively] my ass I’D. HOPE SO?????? I still have my Evoker, actually. I haven’t had to use it in a long time, but I keep it with me just in case. we always have our phone on us ngl.

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? 

[smooches trust] :D i literally cant remember who i have a crush on, guys bandetto? THAT WAS YE A R S A G O OOOOOOOO

oh my god how long IS this very?

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?  

NEITHER, GOD, NO, leopard print? i guess? im disowning you

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

guys was it pizza hut or dominos that had the valentines day promotion idfk my dude its been a long time either way.

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

we kept hearing about it but we dont know a single thing so, no [nasally voice] do you want anime? nooooooooo MAE YOU TYPOED IT AS “WANT ANIME”, I SAID “WATCH” MAYBE I WANT SOME ANIME RIGHT NOW!!!!!

80. Are you from the south?    

im really glad we changed up the formatting, guys we’ve always been up north. we’re miswe… mid… leo help midwesterners. pat i dunno how you kept fucking that up so bad

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?  

we’re in like. no condition to do any of that. i parkoured?

88. Is your phone touch screen?    

i dunno guys, IS our phone touch the screen? imagine how is touch the screen knock it off. yes.

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

ew, no? mae, even counting system stuff? [annoyed noises] okay, maybe once

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

haha oh man, that would’ve been at ms rose’s house… wow. :,) so like. maybe a decade ago. GUYS WE’RE TWO DECADES OLD WHAT THE FUCK

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?     

probably? not even abt magpie ths time, we just have a lot of people on facebook but we don’t even use it

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

[magnus voice] pard’nr NY’ALL that sounds like something id’ look cute in actually? NY’ALL stop

[kittytishers]

I DON'T REMEMBER YOUR AK TAG SO ALL THE ONES YOU DIDN'T DO YET PLS

gdi spacey

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? uhhhh id be pretty fuckin weirded out but considering he lives in georgia id just be like “FIRST OF ALL HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET HERE?????” but like why would i be naked anyways thats the real question who sleeps without their pjs?? dont answer that please i beg

2. What’s going on between you and the last person living being you kissed? He’s pretty sick so we’re taking him to the vet today :(

3. If your significant other was into drugs, would you care? depends on the drugs. if they were into weed id want in on some obvi but anything else and id just be eeeehhhhh naaaaahhhh

4. Is your last name longer than six letters? how does 11 letters sound?

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? ive never been drunk in my life so take a wild guess

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? nope.

7. What does your last received text say? “Ooh”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person living being you kissed? more than i can count -w-

9. Where was your last kiss at?  in my house because we both live there

10. When is the last time you saw your sister? This monday before she headed off to disneyland for her honeymoon!!

11. What do you drink in the morning? milk because its in my cereal

12. Where did you sleep last night? my fuckin bed -.-

13. Do you think relationships are hard? i think with the right person it shouldn’t be that bad.

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? i wouldve done a different story for my creative writing project

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person living being you kissed, any problems? he’s sick so that would be bad :(

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? lol nah

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? PAJAMA SHORTS HAHAH

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? I hope so

20. Does anyone like you? Not that i know of

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? nope

22. Is the last person living being you kissed gay? I mean he’s neutered so technically he’s ace

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? the guy who sits behind me in english -.-

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?  yeah. proll ynot gonna tho

25. In the past week have you cried?  probably

26. What breed was the last dog you saw? my dog is an english springer spaniel so

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of the shower duh

28. Have you ever kissed a football player? HAHAHAHAH

29. Do you think you’re old? if i think im old i cant call my friends old so im just gonna say no

30. Do you like text messaging? yup

31. What type of day are you having? S T RE SS 

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? no but i like how it looks on other people

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? cold because SWEATERS

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? Three! @pseudonymouslps​ @celestialbomber​ and @luciferhimshelf​!!! they are all great btw follow them if you arent already

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? i want a relationship first and then ill figure out how i feel about flings

36. Are you a simple or complicated person? is anyone a simple person???

37. What song are you listening to? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Etb0xDIFXR4

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? yeah of course.39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? @2cutepandasian​ knows a lot i think. she is my first mother after all40. What made you start liking the person you like now? i mean i don’t have a person i like rn so41. When did you last receive a text message? not quite sure. all i know is the convo started like 6 am my time lmao42. What is wrong with you right now? everyhting???43. How well do you know the last female you texted? my mom continues to confuse me -.-44. Does anyone disgust you? my dog sometimes45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? DEPENDS ON THE PERSON I GUESS??? IDK I THINK ITD BE KINDA WEIRD46. Are you in a good mood right now? i guess so47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? mi madre48. What color shirt are you wearing? black likE MY SOUL49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? i dont want to hear anything my mom says tbh50. Anyone you’re giving up on? nah51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? lol i didn’t really fall for anyone

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? no i dont like giving up on people wtf???53. Do you like rain? im an ml fanatic of COURSE 54. Do you care if your significant other drinks? at this age? yeah. when im older than 18 i wont give a fuck55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? yeah thats always how it goes 56. Do you like to cuddle? HWO DOESNT??57. Are you shy? not shy just unwilling to engage in conversation with people i dont know or carea bout 58. Do you get along with girls? i get along with anyone i want to59. Have you dated the person you texted last? he’s 5 years older than me ew no like god hes like a brother to me but to date him no wtf??? 60. What do you carry with you at all times? a hair tie and my phone 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? hells yeah. the two outcomes are death or living life rich its a win-win 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? i mean i hope so 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? HAHAHAHAHHAHA 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? i dont like anyone right now but the person i liked a lil while back,,, yeah its be adoarble..;l.,,65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? i mean i saw my sister get married like if that isnt cute then idk what else is

66. How old are the last three people living beings you kissed? 4 and 10

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? dude nail salons are the best but i can make my own nails i dont really care68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    animal print in general is lowkey trashy imo69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    dont have a car lolol70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    who??71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?   iphone fuck yeah 72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    looooong time73. Do you like diet soda?    never had any so i cant say74. What color are the walls in your room?    white75. Are you 16 or older?    nope but next year76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    no77. Do you have a job?    no  78. What are your initials?    LZ80. Are you from the south?    I’m from SoCal but not The South™

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    facebook thats cute82. Do you still talk to the first person living being you ever kissed?    of course how else will i yell at him to stop fucking with my shit?83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    dad definitely84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    ive done gymnastics before yeah85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    Hidden Figures87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    im in a flip flop mood rn. ive been wearing heels all weekend -.-88. Is your phone touch screen?    yeah90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    no where tf would i go91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    pool please i dont appreciate fish feces being on my body92. Have you ever made out in a car?    HAH i wish93. …Had sex in a car?    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA94. Are you single or in a relationship?    take a wild guess based on previous questions its not that hard to figure out i promise95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    screaming at myself to FINISH THE DAMN PAPER96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    4th o july97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    it serves its purpose98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    nope99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    nope100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    youre asking as if facebook is still relevent101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    im 15 and ive never had sex in my life. no.102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    WAKA WAKA103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    no but its getting warmer so soonthaank god this bs is over. i wish i could say i hate you but i dont lie

[rosepetalglow-blog]

All the asks!

Oh boy okay I’m putting these under a read more to avoid being too annoying

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Good morning do you want pancakes?  

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

We’re dating

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

If I thought they weren't taking care of themselves because of drug use than yes I would

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

No

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

Probably but i can’t think of an instance right now

7. What does your last received text say?

“Yes it will be great”

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

I’ve lost count

9. Where was your last kiss at?

my doorstep

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

she isn't real

11. What do you drink in the morning?

orange juice

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

No not really tbh. They take work but they shouldn't be hard

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

probably

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Yeah she's supposed to be on a plane right now!

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Sunny

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

No but I know someone who’s last name is my middle name

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

I’m wearing a skirt

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I hope so!

20. Does anyone like you?

Probably not I’m gross

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

Yeah

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

The gayest

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

Yeah theres several 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Yeah I’d love to get one

25. In the past week have you cried?

Yeah a lot

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

She’s a mix

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

I take bathes

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

I don’t think so

29. Do you think you’re old?

Nah im yung

30. Do you like text messaging?

I do!

31. What type of day are you having?

A lonely one

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

Yes a lot!

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

WARM!!!!

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

Yeah my best friend has a penis (this question is cis af tho)

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Complicated probably

37. What song are you listening to?

I’m not listening to one

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

Usually

39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

I think so

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

Her space buns

41. When did you last receive a text message?

Like 10 minutes 

42. What is wrong with you right now?

Everything

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

Pretty well I hope

44. Does anyone disgust you?

TRUMP

45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

No i’m good

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

Ehhh

47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My friend David

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Maroon

49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

Yup

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

Yup

51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

No i love her

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Probably

53. Do you like rain?

Not really

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

If they’re safe I don't mind

55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

Yeah of course

56. Do you like to cuddle?

Yeah

57. Are you shy?

No

58. Do you get along with girls?

Not really most of my friends arent girls

59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

Yes!!!

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

My phone

61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

Hell yes

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Yes I have

63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

Nope

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

Yes!!!

65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

Valentines day with my girlfriend 

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

14 (she's a baby), 18, and 18

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    

I dont do anything to my nails

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

I don't know I don't really wear prints

69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    

I don’t even have a car

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? 

Lil Wayne   

71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    

iPhone

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    

A few months ago

73. Do you like diet soda?    

Nah

74. What color are the walls in your room?    

Blue!!!

75. Are you 16 or older?    

Yup

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    

No

77. Do you have a job?   

Yes but its a summer job 

78. What are your initials?    

TMM

79. Did you ever have braces?    

Yes for years

80. Are you from the south?    

Unfortunately

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    

I have no idea 

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?   

I dont remembre who I first kissed but i think so 

83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    

Its about the same

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    

I did gymnastics for a while

85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    

Hidden Figures

86. Do you smoke?    

Nope

87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    

I hate both

88. Is your phone touch screen?    

Touch screen I’m not a barbarian 

89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    

I wear it the way it exists

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? 

No   

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

Lake

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

Yes

93. …Had sex in a car?    

Nope

94. Are you single or in a relationship? 

In a relationship    

95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  

Sleeping  

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    

I don't even remember

97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  

Yeah its pretty good  

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    

Yes

99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

Yeah

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    

Damn right

101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

No 

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

Die Young!

103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

No I don't tan

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

No thats not my style

[interlibraryloan]

Lol baby do all the emoji asks please!!! 💕 things to do while in the car

i didnt do these in the car but im doing them now! also i skipped the ones i’ve already answered

🍑- do you align with a gay subcategory (twink, butch, femme, bear, etc.)? i call myself an otter sometimes but i dont feel super strongly abt it?

🐕- have any pets? yes! i’m fostering a grey cat i call petunia and i have a leopard gecko

🎉- funny coming out stories? one time at a party i mentioned being into guys/something like that and someone i didn’t know very well at the time was like shocked and said he assumed i wasn’t into men and i thought that was very iconic of him

🚪- have you come out yet? ya to family/friends 

🏀- do you play any sports? no

🎮- do you play video games? sims 2-4 and temple run

🎨- are you an artist? no

📖- do you write? i used to write a lot when i was younger but then high school happened

🎸- are you a musician? i dont consider myself one but i took a piano class so.

🚗- can you drive? nope!

🎵- who’s your favorite musician? mitski 

🌟- who’s your icon? carrie fisher

🎞- favorite lgbt movie? the way he looks and moonlight

📕- favorite lgbt book? aristotle and dante discover the secrets to the universe

🥂- favorite drink? mike’s hard lemonade, gin and tonics, and most vodka/juice/soda combinations

🌇- country or city? country thats close enough to a city that i can get to a mcdonalds and a target

📼- 80s or 90s? 90s i guess?

💎- vintage or modern? both

▶️- michael henry or brian jordan alvarez? bja

🍐- are you petty gay or a nice gay? petty

💄- do you like makeup? sometimes! i dont wear it very often esp in public anymore but i used to wear a lot of eyeshadow/eyeliner/lipstick and that was fun

💤- sleepy or exhausted? exhausted usually 

😍- have a crush now? yeah....u

💞- favorite thing to do on a first date? idk maybe walk around in nature or visit a bookstore and talk? get coffee or something?

🎉- do you like parties? only small ones where all the people there are my friends

👑- ever been to a drag show? nope

🍹- ever been to a gay bar? nope :( there arent any near my college that i know of and none of the people who live near me at home are 21 yet so i didnt get to go over winter break

👭- do you have a gf? do you want one? i DO have one

👬- do you have a bf? do you want one? nope and i dont particularly want one rn

💋- how was your first kiss? horrible, the guy was like 16 and drunk and used waaay too much tongue :/

🌈- do you want to get married? yes

🕛- how old were you when you realized you were gay? my (lesbian) godmother who lived w me when i was a kid told me that when i was like 5 i marched into her apartment and declared i was bisexual. and then i had my first crush on a girl when i was 10 but ignored it till i was 14 and then i came out as bisexual again.

⛅- winter or summer gay? winter!!! im heat intolerant 

[hawktorah]

Noach - Isaiah 54 - 5779

Welcome back to another exciting week of HawkTorah!  This week’s Torah portion is Noach and this week’s Haftarah portion is Isaiah 54:1-55:5!  We have a couple of parts that we feel speak to us, so read more to find out!

The first part that draws our attention is right at the beginning of chapter 54.  This part states:

Shout, O barren one, You who bore no child! Shout aloud for joy, You who did not travail! For the children of the wife forlorn Shall outnumber those of the espoused —said the LORD.  Enlarge the site of your tent, Extend the size of your dwelling, Do not stint! Lengthen the ropes, and drive the pegs firm.  For you shall spread out to the right and the left; Your offspring shall dispossess nations And shall people the desolate towns.  Fear not, you shall not be shamed; Do not cringe, you shall not be disgraced. For you shall forget The reproach of your youth, And remember no more The shame of your widowhood.” (Chapter 54, Verses 1-4 - Sefaria translation)

In this passage Zion is being spoken to after her exile.  Zion is assured that, even though she is in despair now, she will one day have a tent (interpreted as Temple by many) to live in.  However, not only will she have a tent but she will need to enlarge that tent to fit the abundant offspring that will be born to her.  We as a Jewish people have been through a lot.  Time and time again we have overcome oppression.  We have come through it and come through it stronger than before.  No matter what groups of people you identify with, if they are oppressed, you will make it through.  It takes a lot of fighting and a lot of faith, but we can make it through once more.

This could also be related to taking in a stranger.  For example, someone who is barren adopting someone.  While in Tarzan, Kala the gorilla isn’t barren, she does have a child of her own.  However (spoiler alert), her child ends up getting killed by Sabor the leopard.  Not long after this unfortunate death, Kala discovers baby Tarzan.  This baby looks nothing like her, and is clearly not a gorilla.  Kala could leave this strange creature and let it die, it’s not her responsibility to take care of it, whatever it is.  Besides, she is still mourning the loss of her beloved child.  However, Kala doesn’t walk away.  She stays and comforts the crying it, recognizing it as a baby...something.  A something clearly in need of a mother and a home.  She gives him a home a name, and so much love.

She raises Tarzan as her own and defends this decision against anyone who challenges it.  Both Kala and Tarzan face adversity in many forms.  Not only were they verbally harassed, but Tarzan was shunned by the rest of the troop, and Kala, Tarzan, and the rest of the troop were attacked by a group of poachers.  

However, by the end of the movie, they came out stronger and learned a lot about themselves and each other.  It didn’t matter that Tarzan was different from the gorillas, that the gorillas were different from the humans, or that Kala and Tarzan were technically different species.  They learned to love and accept each other.  They took care of each other.  They became a family.

The next section we found inspiring is the beginning of Chapter 55.  It reads:

“Ho, all who are thirsty, Come for water, Even if you have no money; Come, buy food and eat: Buy food without money, Wine and milk without cost.  Why do you spend money for what is not bread, Your earnings for what does not satisfy? Give heed to Me, And you shall eat choice food And enjoy the richest viands.” (Chapter 55, Verses 1-3 - Sefaria translation)

We have long been a people of hospitality.  Our prime example is Abraham and his tent.  This passage is no different.  We take care of those who need something we can provide them with.  Of course we can provide others with food, water, clothing and basic necessities.  But, we must also remember to provide others with things that nourish our souls.  We must provide a listening ear, a soothing voice when necessary, hugs and love and affection.  We must support others with more than just tangible objects, but with things that make their souls come alive.  We must pour our souls into the improvement of our world by eradicating hate and violence in addition to physical need.

Alright guys, gals, and non-binary pals, our pop culture reference for this lesson comes from one of my (Marissa’s) absolute favorite shows.  That’s right folks, we’re talking about *drumroll* The Golden Girls.  You might be thinking, “But Marissa, how do The Golden Girls relate to this portion?”  Well, I’m going to tell you.  You may look at the fabulous foursome of women in this show and think, how could these women possibly be friends?  I mean, Sophia is Dorothy’s mother so that explains that, but none of the others seem to have anything in common.  That’s where you’re wrong.  In the earlier seasons of the show, we see exactly how these women came to live together.  They live in Blanche’s home, the home she shared with her late husband George.  After George’s passing, Blanche found herself in need of some roommates.  Rose is also a widow, and moved to Miami from St. Olaf, Minnesota and eventually found herself in need of a new place to live.  Dorothy and her husband Stan are divorced and eventually Dorothy also finds herself in need of a new home.  Dorothy and Rose find Blanche’s ad for a new roommate, and eventually they become just that, Blanche’s new roommates.  Sophia used to live in a nursing home, but that burnt down.  So, she also came to live with Blanche, Dorothy, and Rose.  These four strangers were brought together because they were in need of the same thing, a place to live.  It was these circumstances that brought them together, and through living together, they developed a strong bond.  Rose, Dorothy, and Sophia were thirsty, and Blanche had some water.

That being said, things aren’t always smooth sailing, both in the show and in real life. These women have a strong bond and are great friends, but they don’t always get along.  They bicker and fight and it sometimes isn’t pretty.  But, they always make up in the end because they care about each other and value each other.  And, well, that’s life.  We do all of these things for the people we care for, but that doesn’t guarantee an easy ride.  Life is tricky, things are hard, people fight.  But just remember, it will all be worth it in the end.  If these people are truly meant to be a part of your life, they will stick around for the good and the bad, and one day you could be the new Golden Girls, or Golden Boys, or Golden Pals.  Be patient, be kind, and don’t lose hope.

Love,

Amanda & Marissa

[im-s-0-rry]

11 to 104 thanks x

11. What do you drink in the morning?coffee

12. Where did you sleep last night?my bed

13. Do you think relationships are hard?nah not really just depends who u get with 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?ye 

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?ye alot of problems, probs shoot the cunt

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?rainy probs like depends on me mood

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?nah

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?like jeans

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?ye with u

20. Does anyone like you?ye u

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?no

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?yes

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?ye all me exes and just half the population xoxoxo

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?yes alot of them

25. In the past week have you cried?ye

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?idek cant remember 

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?out

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?no 

29. Do you think you’re old?ye 

30. Do you like text messaging?ye its alright aye

31. What type of day are you having?aye its been grand

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?ye

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?depends on me mood

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? nah

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?simple 

37. What song are you listening to?while she sleeps-silence speaks

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?yes39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?ye u40. What made you start liking the person you like now?everything, you are just perfect arent u41. When did you last receive a text message?like just before42. What is wrong with you right now?lmao everything ahahahaha43. How well do you know the last female you texted?v v v vv v v well44. Does anyone disgust you?ye alot of people 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?already dating u so no46. Are you in a good mood right now?aye am grand47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?my brother48. What color shirt are you wearing?pink49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?nah50. Anyone you’re giving up on?nah51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?no

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?no53. Do you like rain?ye

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?nah not really55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?no 56. Do you like to cuddle?yes yes yes 57. Are you shy?lol aye like first time then am not 58. Do you get along with girls?aye some59. Have you dated the person you texted last?ye dating u currently so!!! 60. What do you carry with you at all times?headphones, money,  61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?aye rights 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?yes 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?nah  64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?yes65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?ye you bless me with your perfection everyday and thats cute 

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?18,18,17

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    lol wouldnt get me nails done 68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    none69. Do you have any stickers on your car?  dont own a car  70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?   luke bryan ahahahah 71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone?    android but like am getting a iphone next72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    never been pizza hut73. Do you like diet soda?    dont mind it 74. What color are the walls in your room?    purple lol hate it75. Are you 16 or older?    ye76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    watched it all already77. Do you have a job?      no78. What are your initials?    M.D.M79. Did you ever have braces?    no80. Are you from the south?    no

81. What does your last status on facebook say?    dont post statuses82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    nah 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?   close to both of them84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    no85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    um cant remember86. Do you smoke?    yes87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?    flip flops88. Is your phone touch screen?    yes89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    straight90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?    no91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    none cos ill drown92. Have you ever made out in a car?    no93. …Had sex in a car?    no94. Are you single or in a relationship?    in a relationship95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    probs dying in bed96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?    like 2 years back or smth97. Do you like the camera on your phone?    aye its alright98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?    lol ye99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    yes100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?    probs101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    no102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    tik tok xoxoxoxo103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    no104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?   no 

[approxim8ly]

All of them . Every single one

goddamn dude1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? im glad we've finally reached this level in our relationship2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?radio silence my dude3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?yeah, i would want to know so i can keep them safe4. Is your last name longer than six letters?no5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?sober6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?yeah7. What does your last received text say?"lmao"8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?once9. Where was your last kiss at?a pool10. When is the last time you saw your sister?i dont have a sister11. What do you drink in the morning?milk12. Where did you sleep last night?my bed13. Do you think relationships are hard?i really dont think theyre as hard as other people say they are. it seems really simple actually, just communicate with each other and be true14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?yeah. i wouldnt pick up softball15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?nah we're pretty ok with each other16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?rainy17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?no18. Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants?no, im wearing shorts19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?maybe. it depends how busy i am20. Does anyone like you?yeah21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?no22. Is the last person you kissed gay?no23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?absolutely my dude24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?yes and i want one25. In the past week have you cried?yes26. What breed was the last dog you saw?i have no ideadachsund maybe?27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?out of the shower28. Have you ever kissed a football player?no29. Do you think you’re old?absolutely not i am a baby30. Do you like text messaging?yeah31. What type of day are you having?its been ok, really busy32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?yeah33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?cold34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?yeah35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?relationship36. Are you a simple or complicated person?complicated but i dont like to show it37. What song are you listening to?im listening to the adventure zone38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?sometimes39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?lmao fucking no40. What made you start liking the person you like now?i dont like anyone rn41. When did you last receive a text message?like ten minutes ago42. What is wrong with you right now?lmao you want a list43. How well do you know the last female you texted?we've been friends for seven ish years44. Does anyone disgust you?yeah45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?depends on who they are46. Are you in a good mood right now?its more like "ok"47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?louise48. What color shirt are you wearing?grey49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?yeah and im still kind of pissed about it50. Anyone you’re giving up on?not currently51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?no52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?no53. Do you like rain?yes54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?i dont really care as long as they arent hurting anyone55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?yes56. Do you like to cuddle?hell yeah dude57. Are you shy?i can be58. Do you get along with girls?:/59. Have you dated the person you texted last?no60. What do you carry with you at all times?a hairtie61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?as long as there wasnt a chance of death62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?sure63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?no64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?yeah65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?i dont remember66. How old are the last three people you kissed?well ive only kissed one person ever and they were my age67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? do them myself68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? ughzebra i guess69. Do you have any stickers on your car? no i dont have a car70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? never listened to luke bryan71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iphone72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? like six months ago at least73. Do you like diet soda? only sometimes74. What color are the walls in your room? light yellow75. Are you 16 or older? yes76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? no77. Do you have a job? i have two78. What are your initials? rah79. Did you ever have braces? yep80. Are you from the south? is missouri in the south81. What does your last status on facebook say? "facebook was a mistake"82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? nope83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? dad84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? gymnastics85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? ughmy family went to go see ghost in the shell soi really dont like the fact that i did86. Do you smoke? no87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? god i hate flip flopsheels88. Is your phone touch screen? yeah89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? straight90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? no but ive snuck out of other peoples houses91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? lake or poolmiss me with that river shit92. Have you ever made out in a car? no93. …Had sex in a car? no94. Are you single or in a relationship? single95. What were you doing last night at midnight? talking to my friends on skype96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? fourth of july97. Do you like the camera on your phone? its decent98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? no100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? no101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? no102. Name your favorite Kesha song: ive only heard tik tok103. Do you have any tan lines right now? yeah104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? fuck no

[crowoftheeast]

Bored on a weekend

1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?

Hell yessssss ( the dumb)

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

A lot, Everything. Everything a couple is we are.

3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care?

I would care, I’d do my best to convince them to stop but if not then,.. welll au revoir

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

yuuuuuuuup

5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober?

Sober and nom <3 

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

No, not really. I mean, I confessed to  them and it made things weird and now we arent even friends. 

7. What does your last received text say?

“ Proud of you!” - Tracy <3 

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

Enough to make it a kiss a day. ( only seeing them 1-2 times a week)

9. Where was your last kiss at?

The dumbs bedroom *u*

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

Tuesday

11. What do you drink in the morning?

Water

12. Where did you sleep last night?

My house

13. Do you think relationships are hard?

They are stressful sometimes but not hard if you communicate. 

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? 

Maybe not be such a pussy. I begged to be a cashier only to fuck it up. which was a huge regret.

15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems?

Opposite of a problem! <3 

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

Rainnningggg

17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you?

Nope!

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

Pajama pants

19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now?

I better be.. ill be so depressed if im not

20. Does anyone like you?

Besides the dumb? probably not lolol 

21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S?

No

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

I SWEAR TO HECK I HOPE NOT

23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand?

YESSSSSSSSSS 

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

Always! but I have an issue where I pick at things on my skin that shouldnt be there. I’m afraid i’d tear my skin apart if i had one

25. In the past week have you cried?

Yes. work is stressful

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

Husky

27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower?

Out, air dry is best and hard to do so in a steamy shower

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

Close... I had one from school who said they would but... nope

29. Do you think you’re old?

Yes. I am very old ~n~

30. Do you like text messaging?

Who doesnt? im too shy to talk 

31. What type of day are you having?

a good bad one. I couldnt be there for the dumb who is sick but other than that its been cool

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

no

33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?

warm right now because winter was horrible.

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

The DUUUUUUUUMMMBBBBBBBBB

35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?

Relationship

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

Simple I like to believe

37. What song are you listening to?

Catch fire - Periphery

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

OF course, ill fight tooth and nail if im not sorry.  39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?

TRacy  40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

Headstrong, determined, and holy heck cute.  41. When did you last receive a text message?

12:30 from Tracy  42. What is wrong with you right now?

Im really tired

43. How well do you know the last female you texted?

I know what i can. It’s harder not being friends in real life but I feel we are pretty open 44. Does anyone disgust you?

yessssssss 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?

I am dating the dumb <3 46. Are you in a good mood right now?

meh, its a good but could be better mood 47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?

My mom 48. What color shirt are you wearing?

Black  49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?

No  50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

As friends, no. I love them all too much 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?

YES >:( how dare he make me feel so strongly about a person. 

on serious note. I do and dont. I hate that I still think of him but I would love to speak to him again. Just one more time.

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

Yeeeeeeeeep 53. Do you like rain?

Love it! 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

I drink, I worry about the dumb and dont want him to go over board but i dont mind a drink or 2 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?

No, I am honest and will admit it. 56. Do you like to cuddle?

Loooooooove I want to cuddle always 57. Are you shy?

Extremely. When I speak, my hand goes to my necklace because I feel it helps calmmy nerves 58. Do you get along with girls?

The same as I do with guys.  59. Have you dated the person you texted last?

Nope. 60. What do you carry with you at all times?

Perfume and tea 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?

FUCk YESSS 62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

Ive been in one for 5-6 years and still going strong 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?

yes 64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

I faint, good night 65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?

Wednesday I spent the night with the dumb and when we woke up he just pulled me in super close and we fell asleep with my face buried into his chest and his arms gently around me with his hand on the back of my head and I nearly cried because it was the best thing ever.

I want to live with him so bad. He’s so freaking cute.

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

21, and only 1 . I never have kissed anyone but the dumb

67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?  

Do them myself.    68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    

Zebraaa

91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    

laaaaaaaakeeee

92. Have you ever made out in a car?    

Yes 93. …Had sex in a car?    

Not yet hurr hurr hurrr... never that would be so uncomfortable and awkward 95. What were you doing last night at midnight?    

roleplaying 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?    

Almost every time I drink because im dumb 100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? 

No, I only friend people I trust and like. No sense being fake    101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare?    

yes but we goooooddddddddddddddddddddddddd 102. Name your favorite Kesha song:    

the one where she sings 103. Do you have any tan lines right now?    

LOLOLOLOL no. 104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?    

Gross