#lichposts

[bloodmoonlich]

Virgin by Lorde (2025)

[lichapologist]

Enemy pilot looks at the Lich

The Lich:

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Some young adventurers keep attacking my goblin minions to "grind exp" or something. I'm going to grind their bones into dust if they don't knock it the hell off.

[the-evil-lich-king]

Can't even summon skeletons and zombies anymore.

Because of WOKE

[macguffinandco]

haha just lich things

[chaosspelledwrong]

I fucking hate the world I need to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] learn the Forbidden Spells and convert to lichdom

[lichposting]

i don't think i would hire a fallen knight if they had broken their oath more than like 3 times

[evil-warlord]

REALLY FUCKED UP HOW MY UNDEAD ARMY DOESN’T REACT TO MY JOKES

[rexaofwrath]

I'm not even kidding it's so unfair that the bird butler guy from evil hatsune miku isn't real. he should be real so i could kiss him.

[garfolf]

Adventurers are kinda transphobic like why are you trying to kill me just for me making changes to feel more comfortable in my body...

[bloodmoonlich]

Virgin tracklist!

[lichapologist]

I love building worlds in Lancer because you can build an entire planet, its culture, technology and whatever however you’d like. It’s amazing.

Like, they have a giant terrarium in the middle of their city that’s used to predict weather patterns? Sick.

They implant bio-tech into their bodies to better attune to the world to further their own research? What could go wrong!

A secret NHP that’s hidden deep within the planet’s crust is using the world’s root system as a natural computer to rewrite the biology of the flora and fauna and every existing natural phenomena? What the fuck!

Anything and everything is possible and that’s why I absolutely love Lancer.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

My head sorceress, Avilliva, has been teaching some of the goblins to read. They are forming a "book club". A strange choice for a weapon but if it is effective then I have zero complaints.

[the-evil-lich-king]

GOONS TO ME!!

The time has come!

[no-future-mudwasps]

Téigh Dóchas

gach aon cheann de na faitheoga beaga sin

such strange things

why curl you away from the door? You do, you're scared

god i'll be scared

but only for that you cannot see beyond?

let me tell you

dream and wonder oh turn within this moment

I could not see beyond, before

where they go

where I was

does that make sense? I can't tell

what about my mourning tongue makes it easier to tell

where you, will go

you cannot see beyond and so you cling

you cry

you play about these games

as if the fear makes them important?

conas atá sé a dhéanamh ar bhealach aisteach

BECAUSE

because

because

I have seen beyond

I know that

a beautiful choice

it doesn't matter. Understand it doesn't matter or live in misery

all these things are not important

because you will go

it's of no consequence

we only weep for the living

all these things are important

simply,

they are.

do not pray to death

(s)he

is kind

can't hear you yet

an bhfuil a fhios agat cén fáth a roghnaigh mé an teanga seo?

[chaosspelledwrong]

How to become a lich

How to turn into a lich

Lich ritual tutorial

Lich ritual how to

How to become undead

How to make phylactery

Lichdom ritual tutorial