#lichposting

[lichapologist]

Enemy pilot looks at the Lich

The Lich:

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

Some young adventurers keep attacking my goblin minions to "grind exp" or something. I'm going to grind their bones into dust if they don't knock it the hell off.

[the-evil-lich-king]

Can't even summon skeletons and zombies anymore.

Because of WOKE

[macguffinandco]

haha just lich things

[chaosspelledwrong]

I fucking hate the world I need to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] learn the Forbidden Spells and convert to lichdom

[lichposting]

i don't think i would hire a fallen knight if they had broken their oath more than like 3 times

[evil-warlord]

REALLY FUCKED UP HOW MY UNDEAD ARMY DOESN’T REACT TO MY JOKES

[garfolf]

Adventurers are kinda transphobic like why are you trying to kill me just for me making changes to feel more comfortable in my body...

[lich-of-blackwood]

Yuri lich?

Rasha, the Yuri Lich, did not need to sacrifice anything to ascend to her new found form. Instead, her ritual of lichdom requires an eternal and unbreakable bond between her and her wife, causing their bond to act as a phylactery effectively. Only by somehow making Rasha turn against her wife can her phylactery be severed, but even then it would just turn into toxic and/or doomed yuri.

Rasha has the same abilities as any other lich for the most part, perhaps delving more into the occult than most other would, but she also wields a cool sword!

[metalhead-brainrot]

Eagerly we await the return of our once and future king. The M*crosoft Office landscape was never better under his tutelage. Cursed was the day he forsook us, and during the lapse in his guidance our kingdom has languished: bloated, over-developed, and unhelpful.

Here my cry, King Clippy! May ye return and save us from this subscription-model hellscape! Return and usher in the reign of Word 2003 for a century!

[lichapologist]

I love building worlds in Lancer because you can build an entire planet, its culture, technology and whatever however you’d like. It’s amazing.

Like, they have a giant terrarium in the middle of their city that’s used to predict weather patterns? Sick.

They implant bio-tech into their bodies to better attune to the world to further their own research? What could go wrong!

A secret NHP that’s hidden deep within the planet’s crust is using the world’s root system as a natural computer to rewrite the biology of the flora and fauna and every existing natural phenomena? What the fuck!

Anything and everything is possible and that’s why I absolutely love Lancer.

[john-boneman-lich-lord]

My head sorceress, Avilliva, has been teaching some of the goblins to read. They are forming a "book club". A strange choice for a weapon but if it is effective then I have zero complaints.

[the-evil-lich-king]

GOONS TO ME!!

The time has come!

[lichlockhart]

...IN 2022 ??? It's been 2 years ?!?!?! WHY DIDNT ANY OF YOU BAFFLING BAFOONS TELL ME THAT COOLIO DIED ?!?! Wo0o0o0ow Yall Don't Love Me For Real...Like Really ??? After All I've Done as Your Benevolent Ruler...INCONSIDERATE INCOMPOTENT IMBECILLIC IGNORAMI !!!...

*Casts Banish*

[chaosspelledwrong]

How to become a lich

How to turn into a lich

Lich ritual tutorial

Lich ritual how to

How to become undead

How to make phylactery

Lichdom ritual tutorial

[lichposting]

Trying to prove a point to my archrival/former apprentice (long story 😒)