#lifeswap

[sanseru]

Last Friday I was so upset at myself for not having anything to upload... and I completely forgot I had these rough drawings.

So here ya go, a redesign of HobbySwap (Lifeswap? Idk, but I feel like the old name is pretty eh) Membrane. Felt like I'd gotten a bit better at dressing characters up and thought he'd look nice with a bit of an edgier, more villain-esc look. Lean into the mad scientist more.

[jan-hen]

Life Swap 09 - Stars ⭐ (Free Version)

A free version of last month's illustration 'Life Swap 09 - Stars ⭐'

A life swap between all the members of Team Star, who find themselves (almost) completely startled and confused by this.

Mela swaps with Giacomo, Penny swaps with Atticus, and Ortega swaps with Eri.

Feel free to check out the full resolution & alternative versions on my Patreon! www.patreon.com/retrosqueeze

[the-mspfa-200-favourites-project]

LIFESWAP

Time for another Kidswap AU! I think it’s telling that this has 200 favourites and yet only updated within the year 2017. Like, literally, it only upd8 132 times within the year 2017 and has never upd8ed since. I believe somebody in a discord server I was in was telling me that all you had to do to get a lot of favourites on your fanadventure was upd8 a lot, and I think this fanadventure showcases that off perfectly, since there’s not much going on that people would be latching on to besides the concept of Another Kidswap. And listen. Kidswaps can be great; see Err0rbound for a good one, but…yeah, this isn’t it. I think this is the shortest notes I’ve ever taken on an MSPFA, but I guess that’s a good thing, since. About 50 fanadventures in this year alone. Yeah, we’re moving on.

[maddascanbe-blog]

Miraculous Lifeswap Origins Part. 3

Fun fact, this took 5 and a half hours. I am not good at comics yet.

Adrien isn't prone to stumbling normally but when the prettiest girl he's ever seen crashes (literally) into him, his little cat brain just fries itself.

Start - Previous

[jessicas-pi]

MORE LIFESWAP AU INCORRECT QUOTES! CAUSE I'M UNSTOPPABLE!

Sabine: Fight me! Ezra, standing behind her with a knife, a blaster, and a flamethrower: *whispers* Do not. [or, conversely] Ezra: Fight me! Sabine, standing behind him with two lightsabers: *whispers* Do not.

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Ezra: Thought I was meowing back at my Loth-cat for the past hour, but it was just me, Kanan, and Sabine meowing at each other from different rooms in the Ghost.

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[at the beginning] Sabine: Are we really going to let Hera keep Ezra? Kanan: We kept you.

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Sabine, eyes glowing: With great power comes a ton of weird crap you are not prepared to deal with.

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The Armorer: So, how long have you and that girl been together? Ezra: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Sabine and I are not together. No. No. The Armorer:  The Armorer: Really? Sixteen ‘nos’? Really?

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Sabine: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. Ezra: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. Sabine: Absolutely not.

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Ezra, to Sabine: If you don't want me to follow you into fire then DON'T RUN INTO FIRE!

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Vader: You have made a grave mistake, Jedi. Sabine: I make grave mistakes all the time. Everything seems to work out...

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Hera: Is something burning? Kanan, leaning on the counter: Just my love for you. Hera: Kanan, the toaster is literally on fire.

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Ezra: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Ezra: What would your Jedi Master think of me helping you do this? Sabine: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?

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Hera: If the thought of something makes any of you giggle for longer than 15 seconds, you are to assume you’re not allowed to do it.

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Sabine, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. God is dead. There's blood on my hands.

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Hera: Are you trying to give me an aneurysm? Ezra: Pretty sure we all are. Kanan: I wasn't. Sabine: I was. Okadiah: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration. Chopper: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

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Sabine: You must feel horrible. You've lost everything. Your clan, your heritage, your status as a Mandalorian... Ezra: Thank you for summing that up.

[destinywillowleaf]

lifeswap AU: 6-2 reunion

because apparently i'm contractually obligated to think about this au every few months (even if i don't actually post anything of it, oops). original concept by @greentrickster

summary: talking to apollo in defendant lobby no. 3 has a... different outcome than nahyuta would've hoped for.

As Ema was apologizing to Trucy, the doors to the lobby opened and Nahyuta felt his heart stop.

"Oh!" Ema turned to address the new arrival.

"Prosecutor Justice?" He forced the words out of his mouth, old familiarity and Khura'inese threatening to spill through. "What are you doing here?"

The prosecutor barely spared him a glance and focused his attention on the detective. "Detective Skye."

"Y-Yes?"

"I require your forensic expertise in order to close this case." It felt wrong to hear his voice come out so quietly. That wasn't how it was supposed to be. "Come, let us go."

Ema gave the group a small wave and started to walk off with him.

"W-Wait!" Nahyuta called. "Prosecutor Justice!"

He didn't turn back. "The trial is over, Mr. Helios."

"So what? You—"

"There is no need for us to interact any further. We are strangers, and nothing more."

His heart froze.

Strangers.

Fifteen years was a long time. It was long enough to make his own memories of home fuzzy, but that didn't mean he forgot everything. He barely knew what was happening in the country at this point but that didn't mean he ignored things completely. But… did… "Did you really forget all about me?"

"What?!" Athena practically shouted in his ear. Widget chimed in with a relatively quieter ⟨YOU KNOW HIM?!⟩

His brother stopped walking away.

«I thought you were dead.» Nahyuta tried not to wince at his own Khura'inese. He knew it was rough, but hearing his brother speak it to cleanly in court made the difference all too clear. «Instead you turn up as a prosecutor and treat me like a heretic, like nothing Dad or Datz said ever meant anything. What happened to being a dragon? What happened to fighting to put an end to all this?» He closed the gap between them, hand fidgeting at his side. He wanted to reach out. They could pretend like nothing was different and reconnect and put everything that happened in the last 24 hours behind them. He could find out what changed and how he could help. It didn't have to be like this.

"What happened to you, Apollo?"

Apollo tore his hand away with a glare. "I have no time for a heretic bearing a dead man's name." With that, the prosecutor was gone.

The door slammed shut and his heart shattered.

"…Nahyuta?" Athena was uncharacteristically quiet.

Everything felt hazy. "Huh?"

"What the heck was that all about?" Her voice regained some of its usual energy. "How do you know Prosecutor Justice, and what in the WORLD did you tell him to get him to answer with… with THAT?"

"…I don't want to talk about it." He'd survived fifteen years without being able to contact his family and living with the knowledge that nearly everyone at home thought he was dead. He could survive another fifteen knowing his brother never wanted to speak to him again.

"Yuta…" Trucy looked worried.

"It's fine," he lied. "I'll manage."

Trucy pointed at him. "You're grabbing your right arm. You're not fine."

"Ignoring the problem is only going to make it worse," Athena chimed in. "You were skittish about him yesterday, too. Don't think I forgot about that."

Sometimes he hated being surrounded by lie detectors. It wasn't like chasing after Justice would help things, either. He was stuck in the same place he started all those years ago: that horrible, horrible limbo of wondering if the pieces would be put together and if he would die that night.

Athena sighed. "I know I was bad about not telling you guys about Simon, but this seems more… serious, than that."

"It's really not." It kinda was.

"Then what was all of that about a dead man's name?"

"I don't—"

Of course that had to be the moment when the phone rang.

[3lsmp]

"The canary curse and why I absolutely hate it" - an in depth tumblr post by celebi 3lsmp (in a state of covid sickbrain) (with assistance from my friend fern)

Hi. as many of you know, i fucking hate the canary curse Jimmy headcanon. It sucks. I hate it here. but have you ever wondered WHY? Celebi, WHY do you hate jimmy solidarity canary curse headcanon. WELL LET ME TELL YOU !!

In general I try not to be a hater, fandom spaces generally hate unpopular opinions so I keep my mouth shut but Ive decided today I have the audacity to argue my case. You may think I'm being a nit-picker with this but. hear me out.

For starters, IN MY OPINION, a lot of the fandom has forgotten what the real story of the canary in the coalmine is. Canarys were used in coalmines in the 1900s to aid coal miners in recognising when harmful gasses were within the cave and when the canary would collapse and die they would exit the cave to safety. While yes, Jimmy does run out of lives (permadie) first in 4/5 seasons of the life series, he doesnt actually die first. He permadies first in 3rd life, but doesnt lose the first life! This honour goes to scar with the grian creeper prank. In last life, the first life lost is Grian! in Double life it's . technically Tango. In Limited life it's Skizz, in secret life it's Martyn. So would their deaths not be considered omens of death also?

Secondly, Jimmy's permadeaths are often considered "omens of the end" or "omens of future tragedy" which, have you watched the series? have you watched the seasons? were they not tragic from the start? This idea almost implies that the life series isnt tragic until Jimmy dies? Which I do not like. Jimmy has plenty of tragic moments to his own character before his death.

This brings me onto the fandom's "woobification" of jimmy. If you take nothing away from this post other than this I will be happy, because people need to be more aware of the fact that he is completely being infantalized. Jimmy is an adult man. AN ADULT MAN. He does not need to be saved from the big bad curse of death or the "coal mine" or anything. Just because he sucks at minecraft does not make him a sweet little baby bird that needs to saved. You wouldn't treat Bigb, or Ren or Martyn like a wet kitten in a cardboard box because they die a lot. Shockingly, other people suck at minecraft in this series too. Have you seen Joels traps? is he the canary of the tnt minecart? are we gonna make him a sweet little baby bird too? No, we aren't. Jimmy is an adult man with balls. treat him like one.

Lastly, creating this headcanon which entirely around Jimmy's death, to me, erases the importance of the things he did when he was alive within the series. Would the Flower Husbands have gone to war against dogwarts if Jimmy hadn't burned the dogwarts flag in front of Ren & Martyn? Would The southlands have ended the same if Jimmy hadn't robbed the life from the lifeswapping ritual? Jimmy has more impact in his story than his deaths. He is not a character who dies off to further 3L! Scott's arc, he is not the silly background comedy of the southlands and he is more than just a death curse.

TLDR : use your brain and be more creative and please for the love of god free me from canary jimmy.

also im sick of everyone being birds. where is the flavour. where is the variety.

[q-gorgeous]

Live A Day In My Shoes

ao3

ffn

word count: 4982

prompt: Lifeswap! Live a day in each other's shoes! But... for some reason, this day feels like it will never end. (metaphorical or literal and who are up to you) @sheepheadfred

bros i was not sure how to end this one ahh

Danny yawned as he walked through the hallway. Another day of boring school. He couldn’t wait to go home. 

“Hey, Fentina!” 

Danny groaned. Of course. He couldn’t ever go a day without seeing his favorite person in the world. 

“What do you want, Dash?” 

Dash grabbed Danny’s backpack hook and yanked him backwards, almost causing Danny’s feet to come out from underneath him. Then he shoved Danny into the lockers. 

“Just want to wail on my favorite nerd. I saw you over here and I just couldn’t resist.”

Danny rolled his eyes. “Man, Dash. you couldn’t resist me? I didn’t peg you as being into guys.” 

Dash’s cheeks turned pink and he jostled Danny against the lockers again. 

“You better not peg me at all.”

Danny smirked. “Wasn’t planning on it.” 

Dash’s face turned red. “Shut up! Loser!” 

Dash shoved Danny to the ground and he hit it hard. He hit his elbow as he landed and hissed. 

“You’re just a geek. A freak. A loser.” 

Danny sat up and glared at him. “Yeah, and you’re a jackass.” 

“A jackass with a perfect life.” Danny rolled his life.

“I wish you’d understand what my life was like.” Danny muttered.

A beat of silence and then Danny covered his mouth and looked around them. He said the word. Dash looked up and down the hallway as well. 

“Are you dumb, Fenton?” 

Danny slowly pulled his hands away from his mouth as he continued looking around. “Uh, maybe. It doesn’t look like she was here though?” 

“I’m blaming you if we go through some freaky Friday body swap bullshit.”

Danny started standing back up and waved Dash off. “We would’ve noticed if she granted a wish by now. It’ll be fine.”

“You better hope so.” 

Dash walked by Danny and shoulder checked him. Danny hissed at the impact and glared at him over his shoulder. 

Dash was a jerk.

~~~~~~~

Danny walked into the lunchroom. The room was already filled with people. He got in line to get his lunch. 

Once he had his food he turned to scan the room for Sam and Tucker. He saw them already sitting at their usual table near the windows. He made his way over to them.

“Hey guys.” He set down his tray and sat down

“Hey, dude.” Tucker said through a mouthful of his burger. 

“Had a run in with Dash again today.” Danny rolled his eyes and stabbed his lettuce with a fork. “I think I got him back pretty good today, though.”

“Nothing ghostly I hope?” Sam frowned at him.

“Nope, I just flustered him.” Sam shook her head and gave him a questioning look but Danny ignored it. “That reminds me though. I accidentally sort of used the w word out loud.” 

Sam groaned. “Danny you didn’t.”

“Tucker slurped at his juice box. “What’d you wish for?”

“That Dash would understand my life or whatever.” 

“What? Why?” Sam asked. 

Danny let out a deep breath. “I’m tired of him picking on me. I just think it’d be cool if he knew what it was like.”

“Yeah, but what if Desiree-“

“I said it and nothing happened.” Danny said as he looked between Sam and Tucker. “I don’t think she heard it.”

“Phew.” Tucker breathed out. “Imagine what she could’ve done with that wish. Would the roles be flipped? Would you become a bully? Would Dash have been born to ghost hunting parents? Would he have replaced your best friend in the whole world’s role and been your best friend instead?”

Sam rolled her eyes. “At least she wasn’t here. It definitely could’ve gone bad. He could find out your secret identity from it.”

Danny raised a brow at her. “How?”

Sam shrugged. “If he’s living a day in your shoes, wouldn’t that mean everything? School and the ghost powers?”

Danny looked back down at his food. He guessed that was true. 

“Yeah. I-“

Danny flinched as something hit him in the back of the head. He looked down to see an apple. 

“Hah! The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, Fenton!”

“That doesn’t even make sense!” Sam placed her hands on the table and stood up, glaring at Dash. 

“Oohhh what are you gonna do?” Dash mocked.

Danny watched Dash walk towards his table where his friends sat. He placed a hand on the bench he sat on and spread his intangibility through it and onto the floor. When it reached Dash, he took a step and his foot went into the floor and set him off balance. He fell to the floor, his lunch tray clattering on the ground. 

The rest of his table burst into laughter, except for Kwan who stood up and bent down to check on Dash. He gently pushed Kwan’s hand away but he still had a bite in his voice.

“I’m fine!” He stood up and glared at the rest of his friends and stomped out of the room with Kwan following behind him, lunch tray forgotten. 

Danny snickered with Tucker and Sam shook her head.

“You better hope that Desiree didn’t hear your wish.” She took a sip of her milk. “If he finds out you did that, he’ll kick your ass straight into the ghost zone.”

“If it’s a body swap situation would it technically be my ass or his?” Him and Tucker laughed together. 

“Unfortunately for you, I don't think he'd have any gripes about not using your ghost power on you.” 

Danny waved her comment off.

“It’s not like it’ll ever happen.” 

~~~~~~~

Danny woke up groggily the next morning. He groaned and shifted in bed. But moving felt funny. It was almost as if he was heavier than normal. Maybe his arms had fallen asleep while he was sleeping again.

He rolled onto his other side and then his alarm started going off. It was a different sound. Jazz must've changed it. Something about it waking him up easier if he wasn’t used to the sound.

With his eyes closed, he slapped the top of the alarm clock, missing the first time. He threw the covers back and swung his feet down to the floor. Danny yawned.

Bathroom. 

He stood up and stumbled his way to his door and grabbed the handle.

Danny opened the door to the hallway, blinking open his eyes, and stopped before he walked out of the room. 

This wasn’t his hallway.

He closed the door and opened it again. Still the wrong hallway. He closed the door and turned around to look at the room he was in. This wasn’t his room. Where was he?

He walked up to the closet and pulled it open. His heart dropped when he saw the hangers filled with letterman jackets and the bears all over the floor.

He was in Dash’s house. How did he get here? 

Danny ran his hands through his hair but pulled them back when all he felt was fuzzy short hair. 

Something was wrong. Really wrong.

He started digging around in the room. Dash had to have a mirror in here somewhere. Surely.

All Danny found was a spoon. Peeking in the spoon's reflection, he saw Dash’s face staring back at him.

He groaned. Desiree heard him make his wish yesterday. Of course she did. 

Danny tried pulling at his core, but of course since this wasn’t his body, he couldn’t feel anything. 

“Dash! Get your butt up! You’ll be late for school!”

Danny jumped at the sound of Dash’s dad’s voice. How was he going to make it through a conversation with that man? 

Danny looked around the room. He found a pair of pants laying on the floor and a black shirt. He changed and stared at the letterman jacket on Dash’s desk chair. He’d pass on that. 

He grabbed Dash’s backpack and looked out the window. Could he make it down from here? 

Danny debated it for a couple minutes before deciding against it. He didn’t want to break Dash’s body within not even ten minutes of being awake. He’d have to chance going downstairs past Dash’s dad. 

He opened the bedroom door and tiptoed into the hallway. He looked down both ways and pulled the door shut behind him. He could hear Dash’s dad making noise downstairs and then a door shut.

This was his chance.

He hurried down the stairs and glanced around for the front door before spotting it. When he was outside he started booking it down the road. 

He had to find Dash. Surely he would be at Danny’s house. There’s no way he would’ve gotten anywhere yet. 

He turned onto his street and saw Fentonworks come into view. He ran up and knocked on the front door, out of breath. Then he paused.

What was he going to say to his parents? What excuse would a random kid have to be at their house before school? 

“Coming!” His mom’s voice called through the door. She pulled it open and Danny straightened his stance and stared at his parents. 

“Hi, uh, Mr. and Mrs. Fenton.” Danny looked between his parents with wide eyes. “I- I need to speak to Danny. About. Our… english project?” 

“Oh sure! Let me call him down here.” she turned her head in the direction of the stairs. “Danny! Someone’s here to see you!” A thump could be heard through the floor and she chuckled. 

“So what’s your guy’s english project about?” Maddie asked.

“It’s- uh-“ 

Danny’s eyes widened as he watched his own body slip through the ceiling and fall onto the living room floor. When he looked up he looked straight at Danny. His look was a combination of I’m gonna kill you and what the fuck. 

His mom turned around at the sound when Dash stood up.

“Oh! Danny, good you’re awake. Your friend came to see you about your english project?” 

“Our english project.” Dash stared at him.

“Yeah.” Danny said.” Our english project? We were reading Freaky Friday?”

“I thought Freaky Friday was a movie.” 

Danny wanted to strangle him. His mom sighed. 

“Danny, dear, you need to start paying more attention in school.” 

“Can I just come in? We have to talk about our presentation before we get to school today.”

Dash threw his hands up into the air and turned to walk towards the stairs. His mom waved him in. 

“I’m sorry about that. He must not have gotten much sleep last night.”

“It’s okay mo- Mrs. Fenton!”

Danny walked in and followed behind Dash. When Danny got up there he saw Dash studying the doors in the hallway. He walked up to his bedroom door and opened it. Dash stomped his way inside. When the door closed Dash turned around and glared at him.

“This is all your fault, Fenton!” 

Danny rolled his eyes. “Yeah, I know. You can lay off. I’ll hear about it again later from Sam. But we need to fix this.”

“How do you think we’re gonna fix this?” Dash was still glaring at him. “We’re not Phantom. We don’t hunt ghosts.”

Danny shuffled on his feet. “I mean- no. But we can find Desiree.” 

“How are we gonna do that?”

Then his feet disappeared and he started sinking. 

Dash looked up at him in panic. “And why do I keep falling through the floor?!”

Danny grabbed onto Dash’s hands and pulled him back into the room. His feet landed on solid ground and he sighed. 

“We have to skip school today.”

“You’re not even gonna answer the question?!” Dash flailed his arms around. “What is wrong with your body?” 

“We can’t have you going to school like that.” Danny gestured at him. “I don’t think we’ll be able to pretend to be each other very well. We just need to find Desiree.”

“Let’s just find Phantom.” Dash walked up to Danny to stare up at him. 

A flash lit up the room and Danny’s eyes widened in panic. His transformation washed over Dash. Dash watched as the suit formed over his arms and legs. He was staring at his hands and raised his head up slowly to look at Danny. 

“You’ve got to be kidding me.” 

“Surprise! We’ve already got Phantom.”

“You’re Phantom?!”

“Shh!” Danny covered Dash’s mouth with his hand and turned his head to look at the door. “This is why we can’t go to school. If you can’t control my powers you’re gonna blow my identity.” 

Dash grabbed Danny’s wrist and tried to pull his hand off of his face. Danny smirked.

“Isn't it so fun when you can’t fight back, huh?”

Dash finally managed to move Danny’s hand. “You better watch it. Couldn’t I suplex you with your powers?”

“You have to figure out how to use my super strength first.”

Dash frowned at that. He looked down when the transformation rings appeared again and changed him back into Danny’s human form. 

“Danny! You and your friend should hurry up if you don’t want to be late for school!” 

Danny let go of Dash. “Get dressed.”

Dash’s cheeks turned pink and he looked around for some clothes. He picked up the first shirt and pants he saw on the ground and was about to pull his shirt off before he locked back up at Danny. 

“Don’t watch me change! Turn around.”

“Dude it’s my body! What does it matter?” 

Dash stared at each other until Danny groaned and turned around. He crossed his arms. 

“I didn’t realize you were that shy, Dash.”

“I’m not. I never thought Phantom would be watching me undress.”

“Did it even cross your mind that I had to dress your body today?” 

Dash groaned and Danny felt a pillow hit him. Danny turned around and Dash was finishing pulling his shirt on. He was about to start walking when Danny pointed at his backpack next to his bed.

“We have to look like we’re going to school. Grab my bag. It has a thermos in it too.” 

Dash grumbled and picked up his backpack and Danny opened the door. When he headed down the stairs his mom walked up to him and Dash.

“Here you two! Have some muffins for the road.” Danny smiled and took the banana nut muffin. Dash took his and just stared at it. 

“Thanks! See you later mo- Mrs. Fenton!” 

Danny elbowed Dash and knocked him out of his muffin induced stupor. “Oh. Yeah. Thanks.”

They walked out the front door and Danny pulled it shut behind them. Dash was still staring at the muffin.

“What, you’ve never had a muffin before?” Danny asked him. He took a bite into his own. 

“No. My dad just doesn’t generally make meals for me anymore.”

“Oh.” Danny shuffled on his feet. “That sucks.” 

“Yeah.” Dash peeled the wrapper off the muffin and took a bite out of it. “Where are we going anyways if we’re not going to school?” 

“I’m not sure. I haven’t planned that far yet.” 

Dash groaned.

“Hey, give me my phone. I gotta call Sam and Tucker.” 

Dash pulled Danny’s phone out of his pocket and handed it to Danny. He brought up Tucker’s picture and hit call. 

“Danny?” Tucker asked as a greeting. He sounded worried. “What’s up?”

“We’ve got a, uh, situation, Tucker.”

“Dash?”

Danny shook his head. “Nope. We had a freaky friday mishap.”

Tucker paused before his laughter sounded from the other end of the call. 

“Tucker!”

He kept laughing and then he heard some shuffling and Sam’s muffled voice over the line. 

“Give me the phone Tucker! Danny?”

“In the flesh. But not really.” 

Sam groaned. “Dash is with you then?”

“Yep.”

“Has he figured out your identity?”

“Oh yeah totally.” 

Sam sighed heavily into the phone and Danny cringed. “What do you need?”

“We can’t go to school today.” Danny said as he looked at Dash. His hand went invisible. “He doesn’t know how to control my powers and we can’t risk him exposing me. We need to find Desiree.”

“Why don’t you make another wish? That could bring her right to you.” Tucker’s voice cut in loudly over the phone. Danny could hear as Sam lightly bapped him on the face.

“She twists the intentions of people’s wishes around. What if they make another wish and it makes it worse?” 

“What if they w-i-s-h for Desiree to be there?”

“She’d have to be there already in order to grant their wish.” 

Danny thought as Sam and Tucker bickered on the other end of the call. Then his eyes widened.

“Hey, Tucker. How far did we get in cataloguing the ghost’s ectosignatures? Did we ever get Desiree’s?”

“Oh!” He heard Tucker messing with something. Probably the tracking device that he always carried on him now. They reconfigured one of his parents' trackers to tell them which ghost was showing up on the radar based off of their ectosignature. It was a real godsend, especially if the ghost setting off his ghost sense was just Cujo or the Box Ghost. 

“Yep! We’ve got her in here already.” Tucker paused. “Huh.”

“What?” Danny asked. 

“She’s here.”

Danny groaned. Of course. Why wouldn’t she be at the school? 

“What?” Dash asked him. Danny ignored him.

“I guess we’ll meet you guys there.”

Danny hung up and Dash tried to grab it out of his hand. Danny held the phone up in the air. “We gotta go to school.”

“What?” Dash frowned at him. “I thought we couldn’t.”

“That’s where Desiree is. We just gotta soup her up and it should undo her spells.”

Dash grumbled. “Why’d you have to get me roped up in ghostly weirdness?”

Danny rolled his eyes and started walking towards the school. “It’s not like I was trying. It just slipped out.”

Dash crossed his arms and then flinched and rubbed his elbow. “What did you do to your arm, Fenton?”

Danny raised an eyebrow. “Do you not remember shoving me to the ground yesterday? Did you not think it would hurt?”

Dash was quiet and pointedly ignored Danny’s gaze. 

“Just because you can’t feel it when you’re wailing on people doesn’t mean it doesn’t hurt. How would you feel if you got hit and it hurt so bad you had trouble moving?”

“It sucks.” 

Danny turned to look at him, his brow furrowing. It threw him off the way Dash had said that. It was like he knew. Who would be dumb enough to wail on Dash Baxter?

“Who-”

“No.” Dash shook his head and sped up so he was ahead of Danny. “I don’t want to talk about it.” 

“Okay.” Danny looked away from him. 

He saw the school coming up ahead of them. Sam and Tucker were still standing outside the building waiting for them. 

“Hey, body swappers.” Tucker waved at them. Sam rolled her eyes. 

“Hey, Tucker.” Danny walked up to them with Dash behind him. “Can we have that tracker?”

“For sure. Here you go.” Tucker pulled the device out of his backpack and handed it to Danny. “It says she’s still somewhere around here. 

“Are you gonna be able to defeat her without your powers?” Sam asked.

“Dash has my powers.”

She pointed behind him and Danny turned. Dash had faded from sight. Then he popped back into visibility.

“We’ve defeated Desiree when my powers were out of whack.” Danny waved her comment off. “I’m sure we can do it again.” 

“Well good luck.” Sam turned towards the school. “We gotta go before we’re late.”

“Bye, thanks you guys.” Danny turned towards Dash and pulled out the tracker. “Okay now let’s see where she is.” 

Once he found her on the tracker, he was about to take a step in that direction when he felt a hand on his shoulder. 

“I trust you boys are on your way to class?” 

Danny and Dash turned around to look up at Mr. Lancer. 

“We, uh, we sure are.” Danny pointed his thumb over his shoulder. “Our class is just-”

“In my english classroom?” Lancer raised a brow at him. 

Dash shot Danny a look and Danny facepalmed. Mr. Lancer grabbed both of them by their wrists and started pulling them into the building and down the hallway. 

“Way to go!” Dash hissed at him. “Now what?”

Danny looked around them. He didn’t have his powers. He couldn’t phase them out. And Dash couldn’t reliably do it either.

“I guess we just have to go to our first hour.” Danny whispered. He shot Lancer another look and looked at Dash. “We have to find Desiree before he leaves.” 

“Are you boys planning on skipping your next class too?” 

“No! Mr. Lancer!” Danny straightened. “Of course not.”

“Mhm.” Mr. Lancer hummed out.

He let go of their wrists just before the classroom door and Danny debated bolting, but he knew they’d be deep in it with Lancer if he did that. 

He sighed and walked through the door to the classroom. He walked to the desks and Kwan stood up to meet him. 

“Hey, buddy!” Kwan slapped a hand on Danny’s back and he flinched. He mustered up a weak smile at the other boy and sat down in Dash’s usual spot. 

Behind him he heard someone fall to the floor and when he turned Dash was on the ground. The class burst into laughter. 

Today was going to be a long day. 

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Danny sat down at his usual table in the cafeteria and let out a deep breath. It was like the teachers were on both of them all day. Neither of them had been able to slip out to find Desiree yet. Lancer must’ve emailed them to keep an eye on them. 

He heard someone else sit down and he looked up to see Sam and Tucker. 

“This is still weird, but unbelievably funny.” Tucker said as he picked up a chicken nugget.

“I can’t believe Lancer sicked the entire faculty on you guys to prevent you from leaving.” Sam pulled her lunch from her bag. 

Danny sighed, resting his head on his hand. “I know. It’s gonna make going ghost difficult if he keeps it up.” 

Then there was a commotion in the cafeteria behind them. Danny turned to see Dash standing in the middle of the cafeteria, the tray he had grabbed laying on the floor. It looked like it had been knocked out of his hands. 

Dash clenched his fists and went to push Dale but Dale shoved him to the floor. Dash winced but didn’t move to get up. 

“Come on, Fenton. What are you going to do about it?” Dale smirked. 

“Hey, lay off man.” Danny stood up and walked over, stepping in between them. Dale gave him a look.

“What’s up with you, dude? You love beating on this kid.” 

Danny turned and saw the grimace on Dash’s face. 

“Maybe it’s about time that changed. We can’t push people around for our entire lives.”

Dash’s friends exchanged looks in between them and shrugged. They gave him a couple more weird looks, except for Kwan who gave him a thumbs up, and walked back to their table. 

Danny held a hand out to Dash and he grabbed it. Danny pulled him up off the floor. They stared down at the tray on the floor. 

“Sorry about your food.” Danny said.

Dash shrugged. “You weren’t the one that did it.” 

“You can have some of my food.” Danny moved to walk back to their table. Dash sighed.

“Sure, Thanks.” Then he gasped out a breath of cold air. He shivered. “What was that?” 

“Oh, no.” Danny looked around. “That was my ghost sense.” 

He pulled out the tracker and turned it on. Which ghost was it?

The label blinked and he smiled. 

“It’s Desiree! Come on!” 

Danny grabbed Dash’s wrist and dragged him behind him out of the cafeteria. 

“Woah, what? Where are we going?” Dash asked as he tried to keep up. 

“We gotta find somewhere to hide so you can go ghost.” Danny saw a janitor’s closet and pulled it open, pushing Dash inside. 

“Go ghost?” Dash looked at his hands, no doubt picturing the jumpsuit gloves he’d been wearing earlier that day. “How do you do that?”

“Do you feel that feeling in your chest?” Danny tapped the middle of his chest, near his heart. “You kinda have to pull on it. That triggers the transformation.” 

Dash closed his hands into fists and then closed his eyes. He took a deep breath and wore a concentrating expression on his face.

After a few moments, the ring appeared around his waist in a flash and traveled over his body. Left behind was Danny’s ghost form. 

Dash opened his eyes and looked down at himself. A grin appeared on his face. “Yes! I did it!” 

He floated into the air and turned on his side. His arms swung out as he tried to stabilize himself in the air. Danny righted him by his shoulders. 

“Now you gotta turn us intangible so we can go through the walls and find Desiree.” 

Danny grabbed Dash’s hand. Dash had a concentrated look on his face again and then Danny could feel the telltale feeling of intangibility washing over him. 

“Now let’s-”

Danny was cut off as Dash pulled him through the wall. He kept walking and eventually they found themselves outside the school. Desiree was floating in the air above them. 

“Hey, wishmaker!” Danny shouted. She looked down at them. 

“Ah, do you like your wish, ghost boy?”

“No!” Danny shouted up at her. “We’re here to send you back to the ghost zone.” 

“Ah, ah, ah.” She waved a finger at him. “I refuse to be forced back there by the likes of you.”

“It wouldn’t be the first time.” 

Danny jumped at Desiree and moved to punch her but she swung an arm back at him. She sent him flying into the brick wall of the school and it knocked the wind out of him. He fell to the ground and curled in on himself. 

“Hey!” Dash shouted at him from where he floated in the air. “Be careful with my body! It can’t handle getting thrown into buildings!”

“Yeah, I can tell!” Danny wheezed. His back hurt much more than if he’d hit the wall in his ghost form. 

“How do I do the blasty thing?” Dash held his hands out in front of him. A moment later an ectoray blasted out from his hands, flying towards Desiree while it sent him flying backwards. It hit her and sent her back a little. 

“How dare you!” She morphed her hand into a hammer and hit Dash with it, sending him flying away into the wall Danny was laying by. Dash groaned and stood back up. “Man getting thrown into walls hurts.” 

“Yeah, duh Dash.” 

Dash jumped into the air again and flew back towards Desiree. Danny watched them, his backpack bouncing on Dash’s back. His eyes widened. 

“Dash! The thermos is in my backpack! We need to get it out!” 

“On it!” Dash took off the backpack and went to unzip it when Desiree transformed her hand into a lasso this time. She looped it around Dash’s waist and yanked him back and forth until the backpack flew from his hands. It landed a couple feet away from Danny. 

He stood up and groaned when pain radiated from his back but he made his way to his backpack. Unzipping it, he rummaged around until his hand touched the thermos and he grabbed onto it. 

Pulling it out, he uncapped it. 

“I wish Desiree was inside this thermos!” 

“Noooooo!” 

Desiree was sucked into the thermos’ blue beam. Her yells faded as she disappeared inside it. Dash landed on the ground next to him. 

“That’s a lame way to end a battle.” 

Then Danny had a splitting headache and his head started spinning. He grabbed his head with his hands and waited for the world to stop spinning. As it faded, he opened his eyes. The first thing he saw was Dash standing in front of him. 

Dash was standing in front of him?

Danny laughed and looked at his arms. 

“Yes! Everything’s back to normal!” 

Dash opened his eyes and lowered his arms. He smiled and shook Danny by his shoulder.

“We did it! The ghost fighting part was actually kind of cool.” 

Danny wrinkled his nose. “Yeah, except for when it interferes with almost every part of my life. I always have to drop everything to go fight a ghost.” 

“Yeah. Especially when you have assholes to deal with at school.” 

They stood there awkwardly and Danny scuffed his boot against the floor. “Are you going to go back to wailing on me?”

Dash looked at the ground and shook his head. “My friends would wonder why I defended you and went back on my word if I did that. And I can’t keep wailing on you knowing that I’m wailing on my hero.”

Danny rolled his eyes. “Wow, thanks. I’m glad those are your only reasons.” 

Dash looked up at him. “It also reminded me how I don’t want to be my dad.” Dash shuffled his feet. “Picking on people makes me feel powerful, but what’s more powerful is to not be like him.”

Danny nodded and smiled softly. He nudged Dash’s arm with his elbow. “That it is. Break the cycle.” 

Danny transformed back into his human form and grabbed the thermos from Dash’s hand and picked his backpack up. He shouldered it just as he heard the bell ring. 

“I guess we better get back to class.” Danny sighed. “So much for eating.” 

“We could go to the Nasty Burger after school?” Dash rubbed the back of his neck. “You know, if you want.”

Danny smiled at him. It wouldn’t be perfect, but it’d be a good start to mending things. 

“Yeah, that’d be cool.” 

[awholelotofladybug]

Lifeswap AU for the entire miracle class except for Marinette and Adrien

Boy that would be something. Off the top of my head…

Sabrina would be the mean girl while Chloe would be bookish, timid little lackey. The phrase “Yes, Sabrina” is heard often.

Alix would be the quiet artist while Nathaniel is a skater boy.

Rose is a goth, while Juleka is a perky, pink, preppy girl who loves butterflies and unicorns.

Mylene is the tough girl while Ivan is the young activist (though to be fair, he already was on that route.)

Kim is the nerdy intellectual while Max is the aspiring young athlete.

Kagami is a cheerful musician while Luka is an awkward yet fearless perfectionist.

[thoughtsroamguy]

3D Lifeswap for the girls! Hazel doesn't know how to dodge so she'd get banged up pretty often as an assassin. Hollyhock would bleed magic, so she needs glowing tattoos.

Bonus: Hazel with a lightning bolt buzzcut has a lethal hardness to it

[princess-of-the-corner]

Entirely random digression but I ended up mussing on life swap Chloe and Marinette families and it fun how well it can work.

Dupain Cheng's:

Thanks to the support both in reputation and financing from Sabine's brother, their baker was commercialized and became a whole juggernaut unto itself which Sabine runs with a deft hand. Tom, who always had 'opinions' on how the city was being run got funding and became a powerful public speaker who eventually became mayor, selling himself as a "Friend o the working man." They are happiyl together, but very much as "Our family first" & "This is how business is done" type people.

As a result, Marinette while in practical terms kind of a class bully she is a very different type to canon Chloe. Marinette is subtle, she'll offer you help with things, even funding, but there's always something in it for her and she is a control freak once she has it over someone. Not loud and demanding, but more prone to withdraw her support and leave someone to flounder because that is how how its done. She gets the lead roles because she can provide funding for Nino's film for example and so people want to stay o her good side.

Its more subtle, but that also means its harder to address.

Bourgeois:

Andre never made it as a famous film director, but has landed on his feet working for the cities tourism board and making films and advertisement campaigns that have seen modest success and popularity. Audrey still writes for a fashion magazine but more in a support role, she gets brought in at times to provide expertise for notable projects and is respected in her field, but never really broke water into being a public persona or wealthy and powerful. They are comfortable. Also divorced cos they were high school friends who got married because "That's just what you do" and only realize it was maybe not a great idea later.

Chloe's not a bully, though she can at times be too intense and competitive for some people's liking its never out of malice. She holds herself to a surprisingly high standard because while Andre might baby her tot he point where its condescending & a little unhelpful. Audrey has higher standard, but isn't cruel, merely blunt, "You are a girl, you will have to work twice as hard for half the credit, it sucks, but its better you know that now, rather than think everything will just work out because of a positive attitude and some gumption."

Zoe likely lives with Mr Lee in America, or they got raised as sisters, not sure on hat or where I was going with this XD

See this is the kind of lifeswap I like where the nature vs nurture really shows off!

[maddascanbe-blog]

FINALLY I got something done! I've been in such a rutt recently. I actually started this forever ago and just never got it done.

Lifeswap Kagami and Felix.

Felix grew up with only his father. Colt Fathom was determined to make Felix just like him, ya know, an ass. But with no other option, Felix was stuck living that life. He doesn't really know who he is, just that he doesn't want to be his father's puppet forever.

When Ladybug accidentally mistakes him for Adrien he doesn't correct her at first. Flairmidable is his chance to just BE someone else, he doesn't mind helping Ladybug fight the akuma's to do so. Though, why does Chat Noir seem to unhappy with him?

After his first bout as Flairmidible, Felix does tell Ladybug and Chat Noir that he isn't Adrien and regrets betraying their trust like that. While they don't have full confidence in him anymore, Chat Noir thinks Felix should be given another chance.

Kagami meanwhile is Marinette's childhood friend, and come to Paris in search of the Peacock miraculous.

Kagami has convinced herself that the reason her mother treats her like a tool and her father never stands up for her is because she isn't human. She has incorrectly come to the conclusion that she is a senti-monster and that's the cause.

Because if she were human, if Felix and Adrien are human, than why do their parents treat them as lesser beings?

Kagami's young mind can't wrap around the idea that there is nothing wrong with her, and that some people should just never be parents. This also leads to her harboring a deep resentment against Marinette for having two ever adoring parents who don't force her to be anything other than herself.

She thinks Marinette's life is perfect and hates her for it.

Marinette meanwhile does not realize that Kagami has anything against her, instead assuming their awkward first meeting had more to do with not seeing each other for so long. So Kagami is given the dragon with full confidence.

Design wise I wanted Life-swap Ryuko to look more disjointed to reflect Kagami's mental state. So I played up baking the design even more asymmetrical and added ring/chain like designs to her to emphasize how she feels trapped.

Felix meanwhile, I haven't shown his normal redesign but this one sure does look more natural on him. Since cannon flairmidible was supposed to copy Adrien, but this one I wanted to make look more distinctly Felix. He looks super friendly with his big ol' curls and ears and he has a sport coat over his shoulders because he's a 'humble' rich bitch.

[jessicas-pi]

Twin Blades and Beskar incorrect quotes

because it has occurred to me that i haven't really posted about TBAB in months so it's time to post more

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Ezra: Yeah, a partner sounds nice, but an ancestral enemy you can make out with in secret sometimes sounds a lot more hardcore.

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Sabine, to the Spectres: I’d die for you. Hera (raised Sabine, knows memes): Then perish. Chopper: You will. Okadiah: Please don’t. Ahsoka: Cool. Ezra: I’d die for you first

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Ezra: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. Sabine: What? Ezra: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Ahsoka: As a responsible adult- Kanan: *muffled snort of laughter* Ahsoka: …As a responsible adult—

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(the Squad at Space Disneyland, in the teacups) Hera, Kanan, and Okadiah: *spinning a little and talking* Ahsoka, Sabine, and Ezra: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

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Sabine: I’m not like other girls. I’m way, way worse.

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Okadian: Oh, so you two are getting along very… cordial now? Sabine: Cordial? Nah, we're friends. Okadiah: Friends? Sabine: Yeah. After Hera made us stop fighting, we got to talking. Seems like we have some common interests. Ezra: We both love butterflies. Okadiah: Aww– Ezra: And beating people up. Okadiah: Oh, okay.

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Ezra: Sabine is mad at me, and I'm not sure why. Hera: Okay, did you talk before she got upset? Ezra: …yes? Hera: That's probably it.

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Ezra: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a thermal detonator in there and my hands are still warm.

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Sabine: Hey, Hera, are you ever gonna have kids? Hera: … Hera: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it. Sabine: But we're not your childr- Hera, already distracted: EZRA, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

[scruffyspeaks]

Your series SSEC inspired me to create EAES. I redesign the 9 mains from that book.

Their names are Emma the Eevee, Fred the Flareon, Victoria the Vaporeon, Justin the Jolteon, Pearl the Espeon, Moonlight the Umbreon, Leafia the Leafeon, Gracie the Glaceon and Stella the Sylveon. Yes, EAES has the Brotherhoods like SSEC, From Above, PEB7 and the SSEC Lifeswap AUs but with different Eevees and Eeveelutions in them.

Wow!! These characters look cool!! I like Gracie! ^^

What are their personalities?? And what does EAES stand for?

[destinywillowleaf]

lifeswap au outfit doodles to wrap up thoughts on it for now

(feat. Franziska von Karma during the Hazakura Temple case)

[catgirl-catboy]

Do you ever think what Terezi Serket and Vriska Pyrope would be like? (in a lifeswap way, even though they'd totally steal each others names if they married.)

A Vriska who is on the outside of society looking in, who feels compelled to prove she's just as great without a Lusis as everyone else. Even so, she can't help notice all the flaws in society, and the desire to BURN IT ALL DOWN! I feel like in this au, she'd latch onto Gamzee and try to train him the way she canonically trained Tavros. I also feel like she'd really look up to Karkat for hiding her blood color, but not want to admit that in a million years.

A Terezi that spends most of her life trying to find the most ethical ways to feed her lusis possible. She asks Sollux to help her hack into databases to find trolls that need to be culled, and mercy kills them first. Eventually, she gains a bit of a reputation for this, and trolls beg her to save the lives of their quadrant mates. She's conflicted for that. Vriska repeatedly tries to convince this Terezi to kill Spidermom, but Terezi refuses, saying she can't help her diet. I feel like this Terezi works with Eridan to save the world from Feferi's Lusis, and feels heroic because of it. (I also feel like she'd dislike Fef for shirking her perceived responsibility) I also feel like she'd be mediating Arasol, but I don't know why.