#like I genuinely think it’s a good game. I don’t think it loses charm and enjoyment once u know who the murderer is. I think it’s thematic

[fellhellion]

on one hand I get why people tag the “when the mid art with great potential lodges in ur brain forever” post w p4, but on the other hand that’s just Not It for me. I literally don’t see it as a mid game; I think it has a deeply compelling thematic core (one must acknowledge the truths we suppress, regardless of societal pressure, lest in suppressing them we ignore the ways we stand to hurt ourselves and others, in addition to the importance of knowing the totality of yourself) and because it stumbles in ways directly tied to that, I think about it a lot.

[shonen-brainrot]

You’ve always had a knack for finding yourself in the most unexpected places, but sitting on Tomura Shigaraki’s lap in the dim light of a decrepit warehouse takes the cake. It had started with a chance encounter at an old arcade, where you both ended up sharing the last quarter of a game machine. Who would have guessed that the leader of the League of Villains would be a fan of vintage video games?

Tonight, you’re in an old warehouse that the League has repurposed as a makeshift game room. The space is cluttered with discarded furniture and old gaming consoles, but it has a certain charm. A single, flickering light bulb casts a warm glow over a battered old couch where you’re comfortably perched on Tomura’s lap, the two of you huddled together.

Tomura’s arm is draped casually around your waist, his fingers clutching a controller as he furrows his brow at the screen before you.

"You're surprisingly comfy, you know that?" you tease, poking his chest lightly.

He lets out a soft chuckle, a sound you’ve come to cherish. "Is that a compliment or an insult?"

"Take it however you want, boss man," you reply with a grin, leaning back against his chest.

His crimson eyes soften as he looks down at you, a rare sight that always makes your heart skip a beat. "You’re quite fearless, sitting here like this," he murmurs as he bounces you a little on his lap.

"Guess I trust you," you say lightly, though you mean it. Despite everything, you’ve seen glimpses of a side to Tomura that make you believe there’s more to him than just a villain.

"You shouldn’t," he warns, but his grip on you tightens ever so slightly, as if he’s afraid to let you go.

"Too late for that," you whisper, reaching up to touch his cheek. His skin is cool under your fingertips, and you marvel at how he leans into your touch, seeking warmth. “Ready to lose?” you challenge, brandishing the game controller with a playful smirk.

Tomura looks at you with an amused glint in his crimson eyes. “You think you can take me down in Street Fighter? I’ve been practicing, doll.”

“Bring it on, mr villain,” you tease, pressing the start button and diving into the game.

The screen flickers to life, and the characters begin their intense battle.

The game is a whirlwind of animated punches and kicks, and you’re deeply immersed, trying to outmaneuver Tomura’s relentless attacks. His laughter, surprisingly light and genuine, vibrates through his chest as you narrowly dodge his special moves.

“You’re not half bad,” Tomura admits, his voice warm with admiration. “But you’re still going down.”

“You wish,” you retort, focusing intently on the screen as you execute a particularly tricky combo move. “Prepare to be defeated!”

Tomura’s fingers are deft on the controls, guiding his character with precision. Every now and then, he leans in closer, his breath warm against your neck as he murmurs strategy tips and playful taunts. The closeness is both exhilarating and comforting, and you find yourself laughing more than you expected.

As the final round approaches, you’re neck and neck. You shift in his lap, trying to find a better angle for your attack, which only causes Tomura to chuckle.

“Getting comfortable?” he teases, his voice low and warm in your ear.

“Just trying to find the best spot to beat you,” you reply, adjusting your position again. His free hand steadies you as you wiggle, making sure you don’t fall off.

With a final, well-timed maneuver, you manage to land the winning blow. “Victory!” you exclaim triumphantly, raising your arms in a mock victory pose, which causes you to slide even more in his lap.

Tomura groans theatrically, though the smile on his face betrays his enjoyment. “Beginner’s luck.”

“You’ll have to admit I’m pretty skilled,” you tease, settling back down and shifting slightly to get comfortable.

Tomura’s hands rest on your hips, holding you steady. He’s wearing gloves with only two fingers covered, designed so he won’t decay anything. He chuckles, “Alright, alright. You’re good. But next time, I’m winning and I won't go easy on ya.”

“Yeah, keep dreaming,” you reply, leaning back against him, savoring the warmth of his embrace. As you shift again to find the perfect spot, and you need to admit his lap is very comfortable.

He relaxes, letting out a contented sigh. “You know, this is... nice. Being here with you.”

“Yeah, it is,” you agree, looking up at him. “I think you’re not as much of a villain as everyone thinks.”

Tomura’s gaze softens, his usual guarded demeanor melting away. “Maybe."

As you turn to face him, without thinking, you lean in and press a soft, lingering kiss to his lips.

Tomura’s eyes widen briefly in surprise before they flutter closed, his hand cupping your cheek gently.

When you pull back, his smile is tender, and there’s a hint of something unspoken in his gaze. “I think me like it, doll,” he murmurs.

[brattyfork]

can you write a matt smut that starts out as reader cockwarming him while he plays his game and he loses and moves around and reader moans from it and it continues from there?

good luck charm

summary: matt’s been playing video games for too long, you get bored

warnings: cockwarming, soft dom/daddy matt, humiliation if u look close enough

somewhat inspired by @somethingheavenknows “gaming chair”

“matttyyyy” i whined “im bored”

my boyfriend had been playing fortnite for hours, no exaggeration, and i needed attention.

normally i had no issue with him playing video games, it gave me a chance to just hang out in his bed and go on my phone, occasionally color or play a game myself. but ever since “og fortnite” came back, he was always on his pc.

“wanna come sit on my lap?”

i groaned but it was better than nothing, then i got an idea. i slipped off my sweatpants i was wearing and unclasped my bra, pulling it through my sleeve. this left me in matt’s pink hershey bear tee and some black lace panties.

i walked over to him, sliding my hand on his shoulder and arm before he looked at me, quickly turning his attention back to the game. then, just as quickly, he looked back at me, his eyes going from my face, to my chest, then my thighs and back up again. i gave him an innocent smile and he smirked in return. matt patted his lap. i obeyed, awkwardly climbing over him and adjusting myself until i was comfy.

“better?” he asked genuinely.

“a little” he gave me a sweet kiss before i nuzzled (xD) my head into his neck, his scent filled up my lungs, intoxicating me.

after another ten minutes, i got bored again, short attention span i guess. i lifted my head slightly, so i was level with his ear, and pulled off the headphone covering it.

“can i give you a hickey daddy?”

he put his headphone back over his ear, which i assumed meant no. i rested back where i had been, trying to hide my disappointment.

“hey guys, i’ll keep playing but i don’t wanna be on call anymore, you’re too loud” i smiled, hearing the guys on the other side protesting.

“bye guys” he said, taking off his headset and unplugging it.

“you wanna mark me baby? make sure everyone knows i’m yours?”

“yes daddy” i whispered into his ear. i could feel him hardening under me.

“go ahead my love”

as soon as matt gave me the green light i began placing kisses all along his neck, making him chuckle lightly. i picked a spot everyone could see and began sucking my mark into him. i could feel him getting harder by the second, only amping me up more. i wanted more, i needed more.

i ground down into him, pulling a groan from him before he moved one of his hands from the controller to my hip and squeezing. hard.

“you gotta stay still baby”

“i need more daddy please”

he was quiet for a second, thinking of ways we could both get what we want. a smile crept up on his face.

“you wanna be my cockwarmer?”

i pulled back, a smile forming on my face while i nodded. he already knew the answer, seeing as it was one of my favorite things to do.

“words princess”

“yes, want you inside me daddy”

he gave me a quick kiss before placing his controller on the desk in front of him. he smacked my ass lightly, his way of telling me to sit up so he could pull his sweats and boxers down. he moved my panties to the side, feeling how wet i was in the process.

“aw my poor baby, you’re soaked” he teased.

i just whined, pulling him into a kiss as he used my arousal to slick up his cock. he lined himself up, pressing my thighs and making me sink down on him. i tried to pull away from the kiss to let my moans out but he bit my lip and swallowed my noises.

once i had bottomed out, matt pulled away from the kiss and brought his hand up to my face. he had such a hard grip on my face that i couldn’t look anywhere but him.

“wanna play a game baby?”

i looked at him confused, pouting a bit because i did not want to play video games.

“you’ll like it i promise” he smiled, staring into my eyes. “i’m gonna play another round with the guys, you’re going to sit here and be a good cockwarmer” i frowned. as much as i loved cockwarming him, i needed more, i just wanted him to fuck me already.

“and if you’re a good cockwarmer, which means no moving, no sounds, no clenching, then daddy’ll fuck you however you want.”

i perked up, my eyes meeting his again. i smiled and nodded, this was gonna be fun.

“i’m gonna get back on the call, you’re gonna be silent. you wouldn’t want everyone hearing your sweet noises” i might actually want that.

“or maybe you do, maybe you want everyone to know what a little slut you are for daddy” fuck, he can read my mind.

i nestled my head in his neck again, feeling my cheeks heat up from embarrassment.

“either way, you’re going to be silent, be good for daddy. understood?”

“i understand daddy” i squeaked out, knowing he would want verbal confirmation. “my smart little girl” i smiled at the praise.

i let out a big sigh, getting as comfortable as i could while matt opened the discord (LMFAO) app on his phone and hopped on the channel with everyone.

“hey i’m back” he said, placing his phone on the desk and grabbing his controller.

“why?” someone whose voice i didn’t recognize asked.

“i got bored” lie

“what about y/n?” i tensed up when i heard nick say my name.

“she’s good” he placed a kiss on my cheek, letting me know i was doing well, “she’s zoned out on tiktok” another lie

i held back a giggle, amused by his very blatant lies.

it had been about twenty minutes and if we’re being honest i was a mess. i was basically drooling all over matt’s shirt but i was being good. i hadn’t moved or clenched and i stayed silent. it was hard but i just focused on how good it would be when he finally fucked me.

at one point, matt started button mashing, tensing his cock inside me. out of instinct and desperate to not make any noise, i bit down on his shoulder. i expected some reprimand from him but he said nothing. i decided that might be a good way to distract myself.

i started slowly placing wet kisses down his neck and shoulder, seeing if he would stop me. he didn’t though, he kept playing his game, making small talk with his friends. i began sucking small hickies into his shoulder and neck, his tank top allowing me access to more skin. it was a good coping mechanism, until they lost.

“damnit chris!” matt shouted, the other guys making similar remarks. in his anger, he pushed up into me, making me bite down on his shoulder again to hold back any noise.

matt leaned forward and ended the call, leaving his controller next to his phone.

“‘m sorry daddy” i felt bad, tears filled my lash line at the thought of him being mad at me.

“it’s okay angel, it’s not your fault i lost, if anything you helped, my little good luck charm” he rubbed my back, giving me a kiss on my head, still buried in his neck.

matt pulled my head back, cupping my face in his hands. he looked into my eyes and must’ve saw the tears because his expression dropped.

“hey, hey baby, don’t cry. are you okay?”

“jus don’t want you to be mad at me”

he pulled me into a sweet short kiss before disconnecting out lips and pressing his forehead against mine.

“daddy’s not mad sweetheart, you were so good for me” i could hear the relief in his voice, knowing i wasn’t hurt.

“and because you were so good, daddy’s gonna fuck you however you want. you still want that baby?”

i nodded frantically, him stilling my movements by kissing me. matt stood up, holding right underneath my ass. i gasped into the kiss, which was muffled in his lips. matt kept kissing me, fighting to explore my mouth with his tongue. there was no need though, i parted my lips, letting him in with no resistance from me. he kicked his bottoms off and placed me on the bed, hovering over me. he moved his kisses down my neck, nipping at my skin.

“how do you want me to fuck you angel?”

i honestly hadn’t thought about it, despite how much time i had, but the feeling of his weight on top of me, the thought of our chests pressed together and being able to watch his face contort in pleasure made the choice easy.

“fuck, like this daddy please, wanna see you” i grabbed at his shirt, pulling it up his torso as much as i could before he yanked it over his head.

matt pulled my shirt up and lifted it gently over my head, careful not to get it stuck on my nose or ears. i blushed at the simple gesture, he was always so gentle with me, even when he wanted to ruin me, matt made sure i was comfortable.

he finally began thrusting into me, my eyes rolled into the back of my head. i was getting the pleasure i had been craving for the last hour, and it was incredible.

“god you feel so good baby, so warm and tight” his words drove me crazy and he knew it.

i could feel my orgasm approaching quickly, matt’s deep thrusts becoming too much.

“daddy, ‘m close” i whined.

“gonna cum already baby? is daddy making you feel that good?”

“yes fuck feels so good”

“let go for me princess, be a good girl and cum on my cock” he sped up his thrusts.

i let out a moan that could almost be classified as a scream as matt fucked me through my high. but i quickly realized, he wasn’t stopping.

“daddy! s’too much” i yelled, clawing my nails down his back and along his arms.

“you can take it baby, you’re gonna cum one more time for me okay? whenever you’re ready”

i let out the most pathetic, lewd noises known to man as matt ruthlessly pounded into me. the only term to describe it was euphoric, i was seeing stars every time i closed my eyes. i could feel my orgasm creeping up on me again, i wanted to warn matt but i couldn’t form a sentence. i babbled at him, parts of words coming out between whines and moans.

“close again angel?” i just whimpered at him, hoping he’d know what i meant.

“go on baby, i wanna feel you clench around me then daddy’ll fill you with his cum” he whispered into my ear, speeding up his thrusts even more if possible. i needed him to cum inside me, i felt like i’d die if i didn’t feel him fill me up.

“please” i managed to squeak out.

i let out a loud cry before matt placed his lips on mine, absorbing any noise i made. as soon as i came, i felt his hot cum coating my walls. he fucked me through both of our orgasms before collapsing on top of me. it was the most incredible feeling i’ve ever experienced, i felt like i was floating, despite his weight on top of me.

matt propped himself up on his elbows and began peppering my face with kisses. i giggled, pulling my hands up to my face to try and cover it. he grabbed my wrists moving them away and placed a passionate kiss to my lips. it was the kind of kiss that says ‘i love you, i cherish you’ without any words. matt pulled away.

“you okay my love?” he asked, finally pulling out of me. i felt so empty without him, it was such a strange feeling.

“mhm” i nodded.

“you wanna take a nap?”

“yes please”

matt began to pull out of me but i wrapped my legs around him, my feet kicking his butt. (lol) he looked at me confused.

“can you stay inside me?” i looked up at him, making the best puppy eyes i could. the thought of him pulling out, not being filled by him, honestly made me sad.

“are you sure baby?” he knew i liked cockwarming but not this much.

“please, i feel so full, it feels so fucking good” he giggled at me, kissing all over my face again.

“do you know how much i love you?” he placed a kiss on my forehead, “how cute you are?” a kiss on my nose, “how goddamn sexy you are?” finally kissing my lips.

“i think i have an idea”

[hoejosatoru]

Got Game?

Ranking of Tokyo Revengers men based on how much game they have. Basically does your fave has rizz or nah.

20. Kisaki

Kisaki is dead fucking last I’m sorry. I really can’t picture him being flirty at all. He kinda has bitchless vibes, which is maybe why he is so trifling. 

19. Hakkai

Bro is just too shy. He really struggles to talk to girls, especially the ones he is attracted to. The only reason he is not dead last is because I think it could unintentionally work in his favor in some cases. Like some people may find it cute, but he is not really doing it purposefully, so it doesn’t really count as having game.

18. Takemitchy 

He is just a tad awkward. I think he would try to approach girls to impress his friends but then when he’s actually there in front of you he doesn’t know what to say. I think he could work his way into someone’s heart over time, but does not have a lot fo success trying to pick up someone he just met

17. Shinichiro

Pains me to put him so low but he has canonically been rejected like 20 times sooo. He definitely gets better over time. I think his problem would be he’s not good with his openers (I could see him doing corny pick up lines half ironically), so some people don’t even give him a chance. But if they do, he can be pretty endearing and end up getting numbers. But does strike out quite a bit. 

16. Kazutora

Kinda shy and similar to Hakkai in that talking to people he finds attractive would make him super nervous. However, Tora is a sneaky, smart dude. I think he would be aware that his (let’s be honest femboy lmao) look can really work in his favor. If he finds someone who is into that, he does pretty well, but if not he doesn't alway get them

15. Taiju

He’s low just because he comes off super intimidating. People will avoid him or get nervous around him in a bar or wherever, so he isn’t always able to strike up convo. I feel like he is not self aware enough to know if he toned it down a little he’d have better luck. Definitely gets a decent amount of pussy, though, because the size kink girlies love him.

14. Sanzu

He also loses points for being intimidating. Not for his size, but he just has an unnerving aura about him at time. He is fearless, though, and will walk up to anyone he thinks is hot and is not deterred until he finds someone who is into him. His confidence definitely is what helps him get laid.

13. Koko

He flirts by being mean, which sometimes works really well and sometimes it does not at all. He’s like 50/50 on success rate.

12. Takeomi

Another guy who is like 50/50 on success. I think he likes to play into the older guy thing, which, when he finds the right person, works super well for him. However he is definitely been called a creep on occasion lol. 

11. Izana

Definitely another one who can intimidate people off the bat. He is a lot smoother with his words and can easily talk your walls down if you were nervous about him at first.

10. Mikey

He’s such a flirt oml. He will flirt with people just for fun and the attention. Does pretty well though like if he intends to hook up with someone he almost always can. Only turned down on occasion and it’s usually because they see him flirting with everyone

9. Chifuyu

Chifu is really good at charming people. Also very fun with he is flirting, but is better at directing it than Mikey. He’s the guy you don’t expect much from when he approaches you but by the end of the conversation you’re asking him for his number.

8. Kakucho

He is the shyest guy this far up because I do think he’s nervous around people he’s attracted to. However, he’s so sweet and genuine that it works in his favor almost all the time (plus being fine as hell doesn’t hurt). He’s good at making a joke at how nervous he is, which breaks the tension for both of you.

7. Baji

He also flirts by being a little mean but he is better at it than Koko. He knows how to work up to it and make it like fun banter. He’s very bold and can come on too strong for some, but for the most part he is getting laid as much as he wants.

6. Rindou

He’s really laidback with flirting. I feel like he is the type to buy someone a drink from across the bar and like get you to approach him. Not because he’s shy but because he likes the power trip. Sometimes it doesn’t work but when it does, he almost always goes home with that person that night.

5. Mitsuya

He’s so fucking smooth but in a subtle, natural way. He’s super genuine and is the best at making whoever he’s flirting with feel comfortable. He is a great conversationalist, so there are never any awkward silences. He’s the type of flirt that you don’t even realize he’s flirting with you. Not because he’s bad at it but because he’s so good.

4. Hanma

Hanma has cornered the market on crazy bitches. He knows his brand and the type of people who go for that and can sniff ‘em out anywhere. Because of that he has a super good success rate. He can come on a little strong at times and sometimes has crazy vibes (because look at him), but again he goes for people how are into that so it usually doesn’t hinder him.

3. Draken

Draken is such a good flirt oml. Similar to Mitsuya in that he doesn’t come on strong and it feels like that’s just his natural personality. He is not shy at ALL like if he thinks someone is hot he’ll find a way to approach them. But also makes it seem super nonchalant??? He definitely likes to use teasing a little bit. Not a softie at all (at least not right off the bat). He can come off a little gruff, which on occasion works against him. HOWEVER, most times if he’s chatting up someone he’s into he knows how to work it in his favor.

2. Wakasa

Just look at him. That should tell you why he is number 2. But fr he is super confident and sooo good at the approach. He also likes to play a little hard to get, but knows how to execute it perfectly. Has never struck out once. It’s a gift.

1.Ran

Again, just fucking look at him bro. Could charm the skin off a snake. It’s so easy for him. He’s interesting because I think he could easily come off as sleazy or laying it on too thick but somehow never does?? He’s so good at getting even the most sus people to put their guard down. Will have you blushing and giggling and handing over your number before you even know its happening.

[sunshine-and-moonshine]

Cod Men in a Dating Sim

Requested: No

Warnings: Light bit of angst

A/N: Did I watch a bunch of (and by that I mean 3) dating games just so I could get inspiration for this? ……Maybe

Ghost - The Punk/Goth Guy

By far the hardest and most frustrating character to romance, Ghost’s route leaves even the most seasoned completionist in tears. People who attempt to do playthroughs of the game won’t even attempt it, and much of his route is virtually unknown. His trust is hard won and easily lost, even the tiniest of mistakes will affect your whole game with him, to the point that you could very well lose all progress with him at any point. There have been demands and petitions for the devs to change his route, calling him stupidly difficult, not worth the effort it takes. Oh but those select few who get to peek behind the curtain? Those that get to woo him and make him blush, who truly hold his heart? They’re in love, will defend him and his horrible jokes and his sad boi personality until they die.

Soap - The Himbo Jock

Soap, the cheerful and upbeat type. Always doing some sort of high energy sport in his free time, his happiness infecting you everytime you two cross paths, his smile only growing bigger every time you both talk. He always wants to be doing something with you, his arm around your waist, loud and happy and brighter than the sun. Doesn’t matter what type of activity you like doing, he wants to be doing it with you. His route is the easiest to get through and his charm draws in all kinds of people, making him almost unanimously loved through the fandom of the game. To the point that people recommending the game always say that you should start with his route first. He’s kind of the poster boy of the whole game at this point.

König - The Shy Guy

König, the sweet librarian at your local library, always so kind but painfully shy when you try and talk to him. Books almost always clutched to his chest, twiddling his thumbs and ducking his head with a blush rising under his mask if you make even the slightest attempt to get close to him, an absolute mess if you flirt with him. He’s the adorable sweetheart of the game that, even if you don’t want to romance him, is just nice and adorable in general. But when you really get into his route, he is so flirty. Granted it’s only when he thinks you can’t hear (unaware that he has literal subtitles telling you what he says). And he gets so protective, always offering to walk you everywhere and just generally tending to stick around you and show you all sorts of things he enjoys, always eager when you return the favor and show him your own favorite things.

Alejandro - The Flirt

Alejandro likely met you through your mutual friend in the game, Rudy. Coming to visit his old pal and meets you at his home, instantly all over you, suave flirtations leaving his lips every other second as he tries to get you alone every chance he can get, much to Rudy’s annoyance. At first it’s a bit of a game, just another blip in the back of his mind, nothing serious. But as time goes on, it becomes more and more serious, more genuine. His advances start to become a bit softer but now carry real feelings in them. He’s a character that many think is too sleazy at first but come to adore him and his sweet nature as you progress through his route. He’s not as loved of a character as Soap but he is in the top three, tied with Rudy.

Rudy - The Best Friend

Rudy. Sweet adorable lovable Rudy. He is the character who plays the role of the best friend with the long time crush. Very poorly hidden crush by the way. He’s never very bold with his words but his actions communicate his feelings very well. He’s always happy to talk to you, and even listens to you if you’re trying to romance another character and something goes awry. It hurts him but he puts on a good act, even if he distances a bit from you upon learning of your feelings for a different character. His sweet and supportive personality is why he ties with Alejandro in the top three favorites, and many adore him and enjoy repetitively romancing him, never seeming to get bored of finding all his secrets.

[smallraindrops-blog]

this came to me in an ocular migraine

WMFTD hypnosXVampire!Y/N

even if it's just your take on it and not anything written I just know you would have some good takes and write anything good with it

Oh nooo poor anon. I hope you are felling better. I had to deal with migraine myself and they are horrible. Drink plenty of water and keep your eyes close when you can.

Just woke up, so hopefully you like it. And that it makes sense.

putting my reply under readmore.

The idea of vampire y/n is an interesting concept because far as I can tell, vampires as we know them did not exist in Ancient Greece. Very much a middle/dark ages thing.

However, imagine that last battle with Ares went in a different direction, the curse Ares placed on y/n ends up keeping him half-alive, immortal and doomed to always crave blood and only able to travel at night since that when he died. 

For a while, he survived on deer and cattle and the like. Traumatized a handful farmers and shepherds along the way.

Once he realized in horror that he was tracking and hunting humans like he did animals, he sought out the goddess of the crossroads, sure that every other god would turn him away.

Hecate takes him under her wing once she realizes that he was genuinely horrified at the thought of eating people. 

So he becomes one of her attendants, helping her with various tasks. 

She likes that he isn’t chatty. He likes that she doesn’t ask personal questions. They would work together in silence for days. They don’t know a single thing about the other.

They are besties for that reason alone.

Hecate acts as a guild for Persephone and it becomes Y/N’ job to fight off any creatures that dare come near the goddess as she makes her journey.

During nights, Hecate would have Y/N guard Persephone and the garden.

y/n had resigned himself to never seeing his parents again. 

Meanwhile Zagreus is trying to help Achilles find his missing son (because with how long it's been, he should be here by now), they even get with Hypnos, checking the list over and over. 

It was purely by luck that Zagreus arrived at his mom’s garden when Y/N was there. 

Post game, Y/N now works in the house, both as a house guard and occasionally as a bodyguard for Queen Persephone. 

Hypnos is fascinated by this unusual creature. Y/n think hypnos look delicious.

So he woos Y/N by being his charming self. And letting the vampire nibble on him just a little bit.

And it works.

Another way I thought for Hypnos and Vamp!Y/N to meet is for them to meet during the events of the second game.

Y/n now have to help protect this little princess and this sleepy beauty. 

He would never admit to it but he was deeply fascinated by this god. Especially when he hears the tales from the god’s family.

he thought it was a shame that the god was asleep, everyone knew the princess could use someone who actually knew how to smile.

besides Odysseus, he doesn’t count. Not after he kept bugging Y/N with questions.

Eventually Hypnos wakes up and Y/N falls in love like a fool after the first horrible joke.

Random thoughts/HCs

Y/n’s fangs would be enlarged and hollowed, fixed in place. I think his venom would knock a victim out fairly quickly but he can control exactly how to inject and if careful, he can keep his victim in a docile, bubbly state of mind with an occasional nip/dose.

He was a strong and swift fighter before his change but once he had become a monster, he was able to easily keep even full grown bulls in place with a single hand as he ate.

his eyes changed as well, becoming catlike and losing the white of his eyes, the color now the same shade of his irises.

He can smell how healthy a person is. Shades smell almost dusty to him. A healthy mortal smell is a fresh, warm smell. 

some gods smell like rain, or earth. Thanatos smells like old dried flowers due to being a death god. Hypnos just smell warm, like sleeping bodies and a little sweet, honey-like.

Ichor is said to have the same qualities as ambrosia and nectar and I imagine it would taste delicious and won’t be toxic to a being who drinks blood.

He is also a sucker for a pretty smile and bad jokes.

So Hypnos is the personification of temptation.

I like to think at first Hypnos is so interested in Y/N but wouldn’t go near him at first, watching from a distance.

Eventually Hypnos’ curiosity get the better of him and once he realized that Y/N wouldn’t use him like a juice box they became friends( he is completely unaware of good he smells and constantly testing the limits of Y/N’s self control, hypnos also doesn’t know how many times he almost did become a juice box.) 

Spicy thoughts

Before getting together, I think Hypnos would be shameless about wanting to see Y/N’s fangs and when hanging out alone in hypnos’ room to do paperwork, he basically saddles Y/N’s lap and gets him to open his mouth. 

hypnos cupped Y/N’s face between his hands, his thumbs pressed in on the corner of Y/N’s mouth and he decided to wiggle in closer to get a better look. He was talking to y/n but y/n couldn’t hear a single word.

y/n’s hands are gripping the chaise for some form of control, very aware of how warm and soft Hypnos is. Hypnos’ scent is so heady, like honey and warmth and -

“hey, are you okay?” Hypnos asked, peering up at him, letting go of his face. Y/n’s eyes had changed, his pupils dilated, and he was staring at Hypnos. 

“You might want to get off.” Y/N warned, his voice deeper and husky. Hypnos blushed (and y/n had to bite back a groan at the sight) but didn’t move. 

“You told me you don’t lose control when feeding, right?” Hypnos whispered, his fingers brushing against Y/N’s chest. 

”not with animals.” Y/n growled, he knew that he should push Hypnos away, that he needed to leave. He didn’t move, his eyes locked on the god in his lap. 

Hypnos nodded, licking his lip nervously. “You always seem so in control.” And y/n wanted to laugh at that because surely hypnos must see how little control y/n had right now.

”You can if you want. You don’t need to drain me right?” Hypnos asked. “You only eat the blood of those fishes. So…” 

Y/n wanted to close his eyes but he couldn’t, he hadn’t blinked for a solid minute now. “Hypnos-“

the god held up his wrist, tugging the jewelry off. It looked so fragile, the vein dark and greenish under his skin. 

“Here and if you do become a problem, I will just put you down for a nap.” Hypnos teased, offering his wrist. Y/n’s hand moved without his permission, his eyes never leaving hypnos’ as he brought Hypnos’ wrist toward his mouth.

He didn't immediately bite in even though every instinct was screaming at him to do so. He brushed his lips along the fluttering pulse, quiet in his admiration of life itself, of Hypnos offering himself up.

did Hypnos even realize what he was offering? did y/n?

The first bite was gentle, his fangs so sharp that one didn’t feel it. Not at first. Then Hypnos winced but didn’t pull away. As y/n fed, an arm wrapped around Hypnos’ waist to keep him steady, hypnos was shuddering, gasping. 

He gasped out y/n’s name, flushed and breathless. And y/n felt like he was going insane in the best way possible. 

and they totally bang. lol 

Maybe y/n will get weakened powers similar to Hypnos and when he becomes a companion to Hypnos, becoming a symbol for the darker aspects of sleep like sleep paralysis and nighttime horrors.

Y/n has to limit how much he bites hypnos bc hypnos tries to get y/n to do it every single time. 

After feeding, y/n become  energetic and hypnos is the one who get to reap those benefits but it tends to last for a while due to the strength of ichor. Freshly fed y/n is a deadly force to be reckoned with.

All of their kids ended up with fangs even though they don’t need blood. 

[callsign-bunnie]

Okay, hear me out

I know I said I considered a reverse!harem AU so... I humbly present...

Puckbunny!Rodolfo with the rest of the characters forming a hockey team.

Price is the Captain

Ghost is Centre

Valeria and Alejandro are Left and Right wings

Soap and Gaz are defense

Graves is goalie

Rodolfo started out as Soap’s best friend who came to his games to support him

Alejandro started to flirt, first

He’d make sure to say hello before every game and jokingly started to call Rodolfo his lucky charm if they won a game

Purposely didn’t talk to him before a game they all knew they’d lose and then complained about it

Rodolfo genuinely felt bad so he now tries to talk to Alejandro before every game

Then Valeria started in

She would come up after games and throw her arm over Rodolfo and she would lay it on thick

She would say lowkey dirty things in Spanish so no one knew why Rodolfo was blushing so bright red (Except Alejandro. It spurred their rivalry on)

Ghost was next, though he was almost beat by Graves

He’s not very good at flirting, admittedly, so he started out by scaring the shit out of Rodolfo and then apologizing

Jokingly offered to “make up” for it but Rodolfo picked up quickly on how Ghost seemed to be a little unsure of how to flirt so he actually flirted back with this one

Rodolfo may play a little hard to get with this one but we know Ghost likes a challenge

Graves and Gaz were around the same time

Graves lays that southern charm on thick. He also wears this ridiculous cowboy hat that he places on Rodolfo’s head a few times

Rodolfo very much notices when he stops another fan from taking the hat off his head, though.

Gaz is more kind of awkward and calls Rodolfo compliments he googled in spanish. They’re awkward but Rodolfo thinks it’s sweet

Soap is very upset that his team is flirting with the best friend he’s low key wanted to fuck for a while

Price bags Rodolfo, first, though. He watches his team try and he thinks it’s very cute but after a match, he just comes up, drops a few lines, talks about some hockey related scarring and gives a big story about smashing someone into the border things

Then he just asks if Rodolfo would like to go home with him

Rodolfo is very charmed, so of course he says yes

The team is pissed because how the fuck did this old man succeed so quickly

Pretty much everyone ramps up the flirting

Basically, Rodolfo gets passed around

Rodolfo doesn’t honestly care as much as he probably should

The team gifts him a “puck!bunny” jersey and they all get yelled at in spanish for about thirty minutes

Gaz: I told them it wasn’t funny

They have a calendar so they don’t infringe on each other’s nights with Rodolfo because that causes fights

[dappledpaintbrush]

Are you the one who wrote 'A Jester's Lament'?

What inspired you to write it? (41 chapters!)

Oh no no no, I’d HATE to be that weirdo who wrote 400 pages worth of mario fanfiction! haughty laughter is then interrupted by 500 drawings of Lament Dimentio falling out of my pocket

Tbh what inspired me was. Myself? Weirdly enough? I mean of course SPM being my biggest interest was absolutely part of the reason why it’s so long and why I wrote it to begin with. But what specifically sparked the story of AJL was the fact there was an extremely specific type of Dimentio redemption story I was looking for. Of course, I’m not saying AJL is the first of its kind or something because it most definitely is not lmao😭😭 But there were just some things I preferred in an AU that tries to redeem Dimentio, and after searching for a while for, again, that extremely specific story, I thought, “DUDE JUST MAKE IT YOURSELF💀💀💀💀” and so I did. And a lot of people just ???? happened to like it??? :

Even though story length was one of my specific wants, I highly doubt I could’ve completed 41 chapters without the immense support I received. I genuinely cannot thank you guys enough. Seriously, if you like a fic, I highly highly reccomend commenting. You have no idea how much that means to writers 🤍

I’m putting this under a read more so I don’t clog people’s feed, but if anybody’s curious, some of my specific wants were:

- Length. I needed this fic to be almost unbearably long. I needed people to say GODDD DAAMMMNN when they looked at the word count.

- Dimentio somehow getting more unredeemable before he got redeemed (idk if I fully accomplished that, but I tried) (it’s hard to get worse than the complete annihilation of life) (I just tried not to purposefully write him in a likable way early on in the story)

- Dimentio dying the same amount of times he killed Luigi in the game

- Dimentio in general getting shit absolutely rocked

- Luigi not being a doormat, ESPECIALLY SINCE DIMENTIO ABUSED HIM

- DIMENTIO. BEING. IN. CHARACTER. THIS IS NOT JUST SOME SILLY GOOFY CLOWN!!! HE IS EVIL!!! HE TRIED TO KILL EVERY SINGLE ENTITY THAT HAS EVER EXISTED, DEAD AND ALIVE. HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE TERRIFYING AND SCARY!!! yes he’s naturally charming, write him as such, BUT NEVER FORGET THE THREAT HE IS!!!!

- Dimentio having a backstory that’s emo enough to explain the person he became but not emo enough to be his main source of redemption via pity if that makes sense. I think I achieved this? But of course that’s subjective, and looking back there were better ways to go about it. Basically what I tried to do is give him a good childhood with loving parents- minus the “accident” of course- and have Dimentio himself clarify in Chapter 15:

Basically: the loss of his family and the shit he went through definitely played a role. However, instead of a Blumiere-like “My loved one(s) died, now all worlds are without meaning and deserve to be destroyed,” Dimentio’s grief triggered a very deadly greed that did not revolve around the ones he lost. Blumiere’s motivation for destruction, including himself, was purely the loss of Timpani. Dimentio’s motivation for destruction, excluding himself, was, well, himself. For once, Dimentio wanted to earn, not lose. Making Dimentio have an understandable backstory but be “less sympathetic” than his counterpart, Blumiere, was important to me during the creation of AJL. But this gets extremely complicated because something like hmm uh idk erm MASS MURDER is impossible to truly make sympathetic. Regardless of intention, Dimentio and Blumiere did the exact same thing. Regardless of intention, Dimentio and Blumiere were both selfish. You can’t exactly destroy life itself in a non-selfish way. Both characters are equally unredeemable (or… equally redeemable, technically). Strip their actions down for their bones, and all you’ll see is two characters that tried to ERASE EXISTENCE. Sure, you can FEEL more sympathy for one than compared to the other, but feelings are subjective. Facts are objective. And the fact is, Dimentio and Blumiere attempted mass murder. You see why this is difficult to explain and even more difficult to write? I have a headache. God speed everybody

- More shit I’m probably forgetting

- Picture of a cat I found

[merakiui]

You know what I liked most about Azul from your most recent thought? It’s that he’s portrayed with such confidence, such pomposity, you never think twice that he’s rigging everything from the beginning. For roughly 90% of the fic, he’s in so kick control and that’s terrifying.

From that very first interaction at the start, to that stupid bet in the library, Azul has got all the cards in hand. Even if you think there’s a rift between the two of you, no you don’t. He knows how to mix and match vulnerability with strategy and my gosh, it is a sight to behold.

Pathetic Azul is great and all, but one whose mostly in control and will pretend to concede it… I’m thirsty for more.

I do have one thought, though. If darling ever broached the idea of having a beneficial relationship with the twins, would he ever considered it? Darling thought about it once… and I’m pretty sure the twins would love to have fun once in a while.

All in all, wonderful work! It was well worth the wait and in time for the holidays, too.

That’s what is so fun and scary about Azul! He’s a very talented actor and he’s so good at what he does! From the very beginning, you were going to lose. It was only a matter of time. Two months was simply the challenge Azul set for himself in hopes that he’d be able to get you to break the contract terms within those parameters. He knows just what cards to play and when for the most effective outcome. You may think you hold all of this power over him when he whimpers and whines and acts oh-so-pathetic, but the truth is that he’s been in control of the entire situation since the start. He simply directs it on a path befitting his plans.

Azul has had plenty of time to consider a foolproof scheme. He knows exactly what he’s doing when he acts a certain way or says a specific thing. You’re too busy trying to work out what this scheme of his may be, but when he shows you sides of himself that appear genuine (and sometimes are) or vulnerable it chips away at your suspicion. And by doing that, Azul’s able to properly manipulate you to fit in the situation he’s orchestrated.

His overconfidence is what makes him so annoying (and very fun to write) because that sort of ego can quickly get under someone’s skin. While it may make you wary, any sort of suspicion you may harbor quickly vanishes when he goes on about his impeccable memory or observation skills because bragging is more irritating than it is dubious. You’ll forget any hesitations you may have had towards him as things progress because you’ll think you’re getting to know the real Azul, but the real Azul has so many facets—each a card he chooses to play when he thinks the moment is right.

What you think is a whirlwind romance is simply a byproduct of some very potent magic, but you’ll never know that because he’s so charming and sweet. Because he claims to love you (which he does. very much!!), and you’re simply blinded by the results of a potion, unable to truly see his dangers due to the innocent, flowery love you think you share with him. Azul has been cheating the moment he laid eyes on you. He’s assessed who you are as a person, the threats you may pose to him, your strengths and weaknesses, and he’s thought of plenty of ways to manage all of this information so that he can finally have you all to himself. You could never beat him at his game because it’s a game that was set in motion way before you even knew you were a player in it.

As for your question about a beneficial relationship with the twins, I don’t think Azul would be willing to share. He’s been so greedy with you and your time, so he doesn’t want to give any of that up! But a fwb relationship with the twins is something I really want to explore because there are so many interesting dynamics that can be portrayed. Also, a shameless part of me just wants to write eel smut. orz Azul really held back in the recent story, but the tweels would be ruthless in the best of ways.

[iridescentmyths]

*crawls into your inbox like a wild animal*

i’m obsessed with all variations of the eula/jean/lisa love triangle (?) but all three of them being in a relationship with each other just sounds like such an interesting concept… i think (at least initially) there would be a lot of unspoken tension between eula and lisa due to their respective relationships with jean (lisa seems to be much closer to jean on an intimate level and spends more time with her, while eula doesn’t see jean nearly as often but does understand her in a very unique way i think). the three of them are not always the best at directly addressing their feelings, but i do think they’d be genuinely caring and supportive of each other. during their tea breaks, i think lisa would tell them about all of the drama going on throughout the city, since she knows that neither of them really have the time or opportunity to pay attention to those types of things on a daily basis. i also think that lisa and eula would always be the ones to serve tea and cook because they know how much stuff jean already has to deal with. all three of them are very emotionally repressed but in different ways, but they also do nice things for each other that really shows how they care…

i don’t even know how to articulate any of this properly, i’m just so obsessed,,,,,,

Absolutely agree with all that!

In terms of the way I draw them, this is meant to sort of explore what sort of relationships they’d have before the current timeline in the game. This is set a few years before jean became grandmaster, Eula being captain and lisa even being librarian at the KoF.

The general “plot line” here is that Lisa has just graduated the akademiya and came back home as a burnt out graduate and seeing her reputation in Sumeru, Varka immediately wanted to set a good impression so he offers her a job at the KoF and sends Jean to welcome her in (even tho she and Eula aren’t even knights yet, they’re trainees).

Jean is infatuated and lisa is charmed but lisa doesn’t pay this crush much attention until she wanders around the training grounds and sees how sexually charged her “spars” with Eula are. She decides that she’s gonna get those two emotionally repressed knights and make this happen.

Eujean have a history together dating back when they were kids but they’d rather avoid it. At some point, they’ll have to be separated as partners and they’d eventually lose touch, Lisa would become much closer to Jean than Eula currently is and it’ll be mostly a series of awkward moments until they decide to make this work for all of them.

Plus, Lisa likes to tease them both way too much, she finds flustering jean and teasing Eula amusing.

[yhs-x-reader]

🎀 J x Reader Headcanons 🎀

GN!Reader, wholesome, general dating headcanons

Hehe, I definitely had a crush on J when I first watched YHS! Sooo, think of this as being a little self indulgent for me… I enjoy writing him a lot, so I hope you enjoy reading!

︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶ ୨♡୧ ︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶

Okay, let’s get the obvious stuff out of the way —J totally spoils you, and he turns it into a game for himself to try and one-up his last gift every time.

Like, he might surprise you with a gourmet dinner one day, but then the next day he’ll give you keys to a new car. You seem shocked? Why? Do you not like your gifts? Because he’s willing to make even bigger presents now!

Honestly, what is there to complain about? J adores you and just wants to make you feel well-loved and pampered. Even if it puts a huge dent in his wallet, he’ll always have more cash flowing in (and all of it is going to fund his future with you.)

Because when J loves someone, he is devoted. He’s overall a very chill guy, but J still feels the need to prove his love. If he’s in public with you, he cherishes the moments of casual PDA that fly by. For example, his arm will usually hang over your shoulder, and his seat in class miraculously seems to have been moved next to you, so why not hold hands under the desk?

Also, very important thing to know: he loves to brag about your relationship. J is obviously a show-off in general, so you better be prepared to be showed off as well. After all, you’re priceless, and he still somehow managed to earn your affections. You’re worth more than any gold he ever could dream of!

But despite all of this, I don’t know if his personality is actually all that romantic, but not in a bad way! I mean, sure his gestures are grand, but I think he ends up being really inept if he can’t woo you with gifts and such. Because at the end of the day, he’s still a dork.

When he realizes that you like him for being… him, I think he falls even harder. J has learned overtime that he’s usually loved for what he has, and not for him himself. So it’s a change of pace when your love is genuine, and you see him for who he actually is.

J isn’t easily flustered, but he totally loses his footing when you act soft with him. It’s not something he’s used to, and so he starts acting really awkward as he tries to get back into his charming-confident-persona.

It’s honestly really cute how you effortlessly unlock another side of him that he forgot existed. Sure, he’s smart, funny, and incredibly popular, but you’re seeing the authentic J that just wants to have company. Having someone stick by his side no matter what, is really the main thing that matters to him.

That being said though, it definitely takes a toll on him, and you have to remind him that he doesn’t need to work so hard for your love. It’s hard to convince him that love doesn’t need to be conditional (even though he loves you unconditionally), but that makes it all the more sweeter when he finally lets his guard down, and lets himself relax by your side.

He doesn’t take care of himself, but he definitely wants to take care of you. That’s what makes the two of you such a good couple, you’re both looking out for each other.

For example! He always walks you back to your apartment, even though he insists you stay the night. Buuut if you feel like you’re being watched when you’re with him, you should probably just ignore it. You’re sure he’ll freak out if you tell him anything. Not to say he’s weak (he’s super buff!) but if you’re just being paranoid, his all-in attitude would’ve been for nothing…

Unbeknownst to you though, it’s not paranoia. Who would’ve thought that dating someone who owes a lot of money to the Yakuza, would also put you in their sights?

Ah, but who cares! The only thing that matters is that your relationship with J holds strong, no matter what comes your way

“We should definitely go on a trip in my new car. I heard that there’s this really good resort we can drive to, and- huh? What are you talking about? Yeah, sure, we’ll miss school, but a vacation with you just sounds so much more exciting, doesn’t it..?”

[simple-seranade]

@hopepetal agent of chaos reporting for duty o7

Schlatt glances warily at his approaching opponent, the uproarious cheers of the crowd making his head pound. Rolling forward in a golden wheelchair, the man is dressed in a suit with a combination of colors so mismatched that Schlatt wonders if he even looked putting it on. To top it all off, a cartoonishly large top hat sits atop his head. Scars run across his nose and cheeks, proof of the battles he fought to get here- the disgraced president heard that crow guy’s wife got in a few solid swings.

He’s… ruggedly handsome, with a beaming grin and warm eyes behind the golden monocle he wears- even Schlatt will admit that. Still, something about him is sharp, a subtle piercing in his gaze as he looks Schlatt up and down. A voice as bubbly and smooth as a glass of champagne speaks up.

“So you’re my opponent! I’ve heard so much about you! The name is Scar, mayor of Good Times- and also the shopping district.” He sticks out a hand, which Schlatt slowly reaches forward and grasps.

He doesn’t know what he was expecting. But the feeling of the hand slotting firmly and perfectly into his, even just as a handshake, was definitely not it.

“Schlatt, rightful president of Manberg.” He looks his opponent up and down, studying him again, more intently. President, mayor… similar stories, in the end. Or, a small part of him that he quickly shuts up thinks, the beginning. 

“Now, Schlatt, buddy- can I call you buddy?- there’s really only one way this can go down. It’s great you made it this far, but as both the good guy and the HotGuy, I think it’s clear who this victor will be.”

Schlatt raises an eyebrow. “The good guy? Sounds rich from the guy strutting about in gold.”

“Things gotta be done for the greater good.” Scar leans back in his chair, surveying the former president. “Shame, too, a handsome guy like you could have gone far.”

Ah, so that’s this guy’s game. Jokes on him, Schlatt invented it.

“Well, the people like what they like. And my charisma and charm has gotten me this far, I wouldn’t count me out just yet.”

Something gleams in Scar’s eyes, and he glances around before motioning for Schlatt to bend down. He does so, only to nearly lose his balance as he’s tugged down by his tie.

 “I may be a business man, but I don’t think any amount of money I could charge for this would be fair. After all, you’re priceless.” Scar’s looking up at him with wide, faux innocent eyes, and oh hell, this is stupid, he’d have to be drunk to be flustered by this- oh wait. 

Whatever. As he said, two can play at that game. He plucks the hat off Scar’s head, holding it between them and the audience. “Call it a museum then, since you’re a masterpiece.”

Scar’s eyes widen, a faint pink dusting his cheeks before he smiles. It’s genuine, warm and sharp. “Well, I guess we’ve lingered long enough. Before the fight though-“ Schlatt’s too stunned to move as Scar tugs him down, pressing a gentle kiss to his cheek. It barely brushes him, but Schlatt can feel his face grow warm, much to his dismay. “- let’s meet up once this is all over, yeah?” The mayor says, finally releasing his opponent's tie.

All the president can do is nod as he straightens, balling his fists. Damn this outrageously handsome and charming man- that was his domain! Then again, he guesses that is what this battle is about.

Of course he manages to meet his possible match on the battlefield, both romantically and physically. He always gets this kind of luck.

Still, a small part of him still glows against the alcohol inside him as he dodged the first punch, excited for what’s to come- not just during the tournament, but after.

i wrote this solely to torture other tumblr users ngl, to all my friends: this was my feral indulgence for the week.

[omegaprotocol]

Jason Falls for Hailey Again

In Jason’s apartment, Jason, Omega and Hailey are sitting down relaxing with each other. Jason and Omega are playing a game of chess, per Omega’s request. Jason is losing horribly and has his head in his hands. Omega looks very relaxed and is just happy to be spending time with her friends. Hailey is on her phone reading emails. She sees that she has been rejected for eight more jobs. Defeated, she switches on an online form for robotics. Many of the comments are about her losing the national defense contract with the government. She reads several of the comments ridiculing her for not being able to stack up to the government's standards before she puts her phone down and lets out a heavy sigh.

“Everything ok Dr. Hailey?” Omega chimes.

“Yeah everything is fine.” she gives a small pause before continuing. “Hey Jason, I think we should go to the store and pick up something to eat, your fridge is looking kinda empty.”

“Yeah yeah whatever I just need a second.” Jason is not paying any attention, his full focus is on the chess game and how to salvage the totally lost position.

“That is ok Jason, you can go with Dr. Hailey to the store.” Omega moves one piece forward delivering a checkmate. “There. Now the game is over!” Devastated, Jason stands up and gets his keys.

“Ok, let's go.”

At the grocery store, Jason and Hailey are standing in the frozen aisle. Hailey is not really paying attention to what is going on around her and Jason is looking at frozen pizzas.

“Hey, do you like pepperoni or do you want a supreme.”

“Jason, I think my life is starting to fall apart.”

“I’m picking pepperoni.”

“I’m being serious.”

“You're a prodigy and leader in your field. You have written multiple books, made a ton of money, and have a phd. You also created a fully sentient life form so I don’t know what more you want.”

“I just… I don’t know. Things are different now that I lost the defense grant from the government.”

“What do you mean? You're like this generation's Einstein.”

“They didn’t like what I made. They asked for defense systems from an unknown threat we don’t know how to fight, and when I built defense systems they hated it. After they sent me a letter of correction I fixed all the original issues and even made Omega, a robot designed to solve complex problems and save the world, and it still wasn’t good enough. They wanted me to make a weapon that could destroy whatever they pointed it at and I couldn’t build it. So they took the grant away and when my peers found out, they started criticizing me. They all think I can’t do it.” Hailey pulls her phone out and sees she got rejected from another job. “Maybe they’re right.”

“No, they aren’t. You are easily the smartest person I’ve ever met. And fuck the government for asking for a weapon. As if they need another giant gun that they can wave around and threaten people with.” Jason looks at Hailey and sees that she genuinely feels hurt.

“But that’s the issue, I couldn’t solve it. I tried for months trying to figure out how to stop this threat and I couldn’t do it. So instead I built Omega, thinking that she would be able to figure it out.”

“No one else would’ve been able to do that. Half the people that are criticizing you would’ve just built a weapon for the money, and they would’ve made the world a worse place. Tell me this, do you genuinely think that anything anyone could have built would stop this alien thing?” Hailey leaves a long pause to fiddle with the charm on the phone even though she already knows the answer.

“No… I don’t.”

“Right. And even if anyone else had the idea for Omega, no one would actually have the know-how to build her. What you made was a true AI. One with thoughts and feelings, one with dreams and wishes, and most importantly a desire to want to save the world from something. That has literally never been done before.”

“Yeah, it’s true.”

“See? The government has no idea what it’s doing, and you do. Your colleagues have no idea what you’ve made, and you do.” Jason picks up a frozen dinner from the shelf and stops to think. He hesitates for a moment before talking again. “And I also think it’s rude of you to make me go to the store in order to have this talk away from Omega, she would agree with me and tell you how awesome you are.”

“I just don't want Omega to learn anything that isn’t helpful to her. She is going to carry the literal  weight of the world on her shoulders and I want her to reach her full potential.”

“She will, after all she’s got you as a teacher.” Hailey puts her phone back in her pocket and smiles at the complement.

“Thanks for helping me Jason, I know you didn’t have to do that.”

“Of course I did. After seeing Omega’s ‘disguise’, I knew you didn’t have what it takes to hide a super robot from the government.” Hailey chuckles to herself. A second goes by with them just walking to another aisle.

“Could we get the supreme pizza instead?”

“Not a chance, I want pepperoni and I have a job.” They both laugh at the joke and leave the store.

Back at the apartment, Jason and Hailey walk in and see Omega sitting on the couch. Omega is almost surprised that they are home already.

“Oh! Welcome home! How was your trip to the store?” Jason goes to the kitchen to unload the food and Hailey sits down on the couch and turns on the tv.

“It was fine. Were you ok by yourself?”

“Yes, I was fine.” There is a tone of sadness in Omega’s voice, Jason hears this and yells from behind the kitchen counter.

“Hey! Let's watch a movie tonight, we can let Omega pick it out.” Omega’s face lights up and she quickly grabs the remote and begins surfing through movies. Omega picks a nature documentary, and all three of them sit on the couch and watch it together. Hailey falls asleep first and rests on Jason’s shoulder. Jason smiles at how peaceful she looks before falling asleep himself. Omega stays up and finishes the whole documentary interested in every word. After realizing that Hailey and Jason have both fallen asleep, Omega slowly gets up.

“Have sweet dreams of good things.” She whispers. She walks over to the window, opens it, and sits on the fire escape watching the world below her. She enjoys looking at the beautiful city that people have built, and wonders who would ever want to destroy it.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

Imagine Kenny and Makima competing for your love, I don't know if that would be romantic or terrifying...

i . i mean…… to be CLEAR…….. this is my greatest fantasy Of All Time but 😭😭 it would DEFINITELY be horrific. imagine having two toxic mothers fawning over you at every second……. /drools I MEAN WHAT

first of all ily anon thank you for feeding my mental illness i’m absolutely unapologetically insane abt these two <3333 this scenario is just so interesting to me…….. the funny thing is that for kenny and makima to genuinely like you that way you’d have to be their equal. unless they’re just manipulating you…. or keeping you as a pet…… which i would be okay with tbh in which case pls find gojo and kishibe bc they’re your only hope at survival 😭😭😭 pls stay safe.

but assuming that they actually <3 like <3 you….. i think makima would be worse than kenny LMAO. she’d just be a lot more possessive i think……. unwilling to let your attention waver from her for too long……. kenny is like that too but i do think he’s a bit more chill. makima’s whole thing is control so she’d probably grow kind of frustrated if she couldn’t control you properly (but then again, maybe that’d just make her like you more? knowing you won’t fall for her in any way but willingly)….

but yeahhhh both of them are very much playing the long game and VERY much intent on winning so prepare to get tangled up in their 5d mind chess <3333 they’re both so intelligent and cunning that it’s a bit scary. a lot scary actually. they throw each other knowing glances, raised eyebrows, little warnings. kenny really would be more relaxed though. he’s intent on keeping you by his side but he doesn’t get quiteee as clingy as makima (and he’s also more likely to find the whole triangle drama kind of fun while makima is just…. desperately grasping for control) I DO THINK HE’S CLINGY THOUGH i think they’re both clingy. they’re both quality time lovers to me so they’d take you on lots and lots of dates… makima buys you gifts hoping it’ll win your affection while kenny is more likely to bring you on a fun trip somewhere. making memories, teaching you things….

they’re both charming and cunning and scary but also very silly!!! :cc like i can imagine them both taking you to the movies….. and kenny is just talking over it bc he CAN’T stop yapping especially if the movie is good and makima is literally abt to pop a blood vessel. you’re stuck in the middle with makima coyly linking your finger together…. and on your right is kenny who very casually sneaks his arm around you….. leaning close to whisper commentary into your ear……. and suddenly makima is feeding you popcorn…….. /explodes

THEY’RE JUST. do you see the vision anon….. are we seeing the vision…….. they’re awful and silly and possessive and you’ll end up with one of them whether you like it or not. maybe both. i don’t see kenny losing but i don’t think makima would ever let him win. if you managed to make two people this detached fall for you then they’ll probably be smitten with you forever. and honestly good for you just make sure to keep them in check and you’ll be fine <3333

[mythgendered]

paper mario g

paper marios one of those games that took me by surprise as a kid, one friday i came home from school and my dad had just rented it for me -- it was friday, which was go to blockbuster and rent some things day, but the parents went early that day, so i guess he just picked something he thought i’d like -- and I gave it a try, never really being that big of a mario fan (sega does etc etc) -- and i remember being surprised and being almost immediately captivated by the creative style and the gameplay -- other than pokemon i don't think id ever seriously dabbled in any turn-based rpgs before --

Bur also, being drawn in to the mushroom kingdom the game presents, of being stunned that i got *beat* by the bad guy, and then whaaat, you’re telling me i’m teaming up with one of the little bad guy dudes? Only, oh, they’re not bad at all, and theres whole villages of koopas and goombas and all sorts just living out their days??? The game painted this wonderful picture of the mario universe for me, one that in retrospect was a littled off base -- i distinctly remember asking my older brother (who had an NES and Knew Things) over breakfast if the Koopa Bros were in any other games, because WOAH those guys were so cool. He was mostly confused by the question, because why wouldn’t he be. I think the game became one of my most rented games that year, and probably a little into the next year, and I have vivid memories of where I was at and what dinner my family had at specific chapters and story beats (I pulled the “leave the console running to not lose my spot, and hope mom doesn turn it off” trick somewhere around Boo Manor, which is funny bc there was a save block right there)

I remember spending a whole weekend getting through Lavalava island, then another rental cycle trying to push through flower fields. I remember failing many, many, many times to beat Huff n Puff, and going on gamefaqs to find some way, any way to beat that boss -- or upon that, finding some cheat codes. all games have cheat codes, right??? I remember the middle of summer, renting it and seeing a completed save file -- holy shit. Then I spent four days throwing myself at that last bowser fight, a fight I had no context for because I had never beat the last two chapters myself -- but eventually winning that fight, and seeing that ending, and seeing that parade....!

I ended up buying the game giving my dad babysitting money so he could buy the game off ebay many years later, and finally beating the game in its entirety by myself. To this day I get genuinely anxious ahead of the Huff n Puff fight. What a wonderful, charming, excellent game, that has a major place in my heart paper mario good

[kikyan]

If it’s not too much trouble, could I request a matchup for TWST? Some things about me are that I’m a Libra, over 18, and an INFJ. I usually try to be nice to people, but sometimes I can be very blunt to the point it comes off the wrong way. Im smart academically but not much when it comes to social cues/people feelings. I have a hard time empathizing with others and sometimes it can get to the point I act selfishly. I also have an out-of-pocket/dark sense of humor, but I always try not to cross a line (even if that fails sometimes). For my hobbies I usually like reading, watching movies/shows, and playing video games. My favorite genres in anything are romance, horror, and psychological thrillers. What I look for in a partner is someone who is very devoted. Probably one of the reasons I love yanderes is because I love the idea of someone being so in love with you to the point it becomes obsession. Honestly I don’t even mind when they get violent/abusive. I want someone who’s going to accept the real me, including all of the ugly parts, and not lose interest in me. I’d look for someone who has an interest in me, makes my life fun and interesting, but still gives me private romantic moments since I’m not big on being in public.

Sorry for taking so long, here you go! Also, I did get your message that you wanted to add Obey Me as a fandom so I went ahead and did both! For TWST I have Cater Diamond as the main match with Rook Hunt being the runner-up! For Obey Me, I have Asmodeus as the main match with Barbatos being the runner-up!

You have a similar MBTI to a match-up I did previously so I'm using those notes as we speak! As an INFJ you approach life with deep thoughtfulness and seek to find meaning or make the most of things. A just person with personal beliefs and values and you stick to them, it's usually pretty hard to get you to change opinions or turn back from them. You're a libra who are known to seek out stability in their lives and in all aspects. Most libras have a "we" rather than an "I", meaning you probably care deeply about others and their accomplishments. Probably seek stability for others as well, not to mention Libras are known people pleasers, so it's possible that your beliefs are one that keeps everyone content even if you may or may not agree. Agreeing for the sake of keeping the peace but acknowledging that you do not condone certain behaviors/actions. Not to mention, every individual libra has a charm that they use to navigate out of social situations, usually gaining favor or deflecting topics they do not want to talk about. Not to mention, with what you've told me, it seems as if you show a different persona to others and find it hard to be the real you with others.

Cater would understand this, I've always said that he feels the same. He doesn't have a personality that's true to himself as he's always adapting constantly to what others want of him. I think Cater would enjoy your hobbies. Post on Magicam what movies you went to go see together, maybe what books you guys have been reading, etc. Wanting to document those picture-perfect moments in life but I think when you're in private, would very much be real with you. He gets it, he understands that sometimes, it's hard to see how others respond. I want to say that Cater is average in academics but as far as social cues, he's got them all down because of how observant he is. Understanding them to a full extent probably not, but he scratches a bit off the surface. You could help him with academics and he's thankful! Showing genuine emotion can be hard and maybe you're someone who is stoic, you care but have difficulty showing that. Something that Cater relates to, you said you wanted a partner who is very devoted and wants to see the ugly parts of someone and still love them, Cater would. He's always adapting to others and getting on their good graces but would others do the same? Maybe Cater speaks from experience or maybe he just feels that way. but he probably knows that if they saw the real him they would probably hit that dislike button. Cater might not be such a private person because he'd love to show you off, but he's not afraid of showing the real Cater to you. Seeing as how you want someone to love you for you, you may come to understand Cater and maybe encourage his yandere self. He has no issue proving his love for you as long as you do the same. I truly think he's a dangerous yandere so praying for you bestie but I have a feeling you might be able to tolerate him!

Rook Hunt is a close second. Same with Cater really but if anything, Rook doesn't shy away from putting his real self on blast. Unlike Cater who adapts, Rook doesn't care. It's 100% or nothing, He is very observant, picking up anything you say and engraving it to memory. Another one who is supportive of your hobby no matter what it is, he'll enjoy watching movies and often commenting on characters/actors/scenes/theories which you may enjoy if you like theorizing. Rook doesn't mind the ugly side of you, in fact it makes him interested. If you were hiding it, which you might be he'll do everything he can to uncover it but only for his viewing pleasure. He is very devoted I mean have you seen how he acts with Vil? No matter his personal belief he would enjoy what you say and what you do, you could even beat him down and he'd still usher how much he loves you and when you take control. Overall, Rook is also another terrifying yandere but again I think you can tolerate him! He doesn't shy away from showing to you the true dynamic, even if he does enjoy switching it up from time to time.

As far as Obey me, I think Asmodeus is a perfect match. He is slightly similar to Cater, but also slightly different. He's the sin of Lust but Lust can also refer to other things. While Lust can be seen as a strong sexual desire for someone it can also be used as a strong desire. In the game he's flirty and enjoys partying, opening up his social circle, and using social media. Always documenting the perfect moments online, but who knows if that's the truth behind the screen. I can see Asmodeus being devoted to his S/O, always cherishing them and making them feel superior. He loves them and absolutely adores the idea of spoiling them but seeing as how you're not afraid to show who you really are, Asmodeus would also enjoy that. Asmo also has the upper hand in social interactions, usually getting them to favor him or directing the conversation elsewhere. He has the ability to charm others but it doesn't work on the MC, which I like because that means if we want to love Amso, we do that on our own free will. I like to believe he can be very devoted and borderline masochistic/sadistic, he could grovel and beg for attention or he could put you in your place. You're so used to seeing Asmo as some peppy and kind person, but I feel like he can actually be masking some dark persona behind that.

As the runner-up, I was tempted to give you Solomon because he also has a close relationship with Asmo and I like to headcanon him as two-faced but Barbatos would take the cake! Barbatos is Diavolos's butler and while he does obey him, he doesn't shy away from scolding him as he's technically supposed to be a mentor watching over him. Barbatos is always seen as very formal and either I've skipped events or haven't gotten that far but while he recognizes emotion, he has a hard time empathizing like you. I think he feels most comfortable in that power dynamic where he does his job and moves on, he can show a mask of emotions but other than that he's hollow. Maybe he does want to be able to feel sympathy and relate to others, but as of now he probably does not. He's classy and fits the criteria of what you want/need. He's devoted to his S/O, he would bow down to you if you so like but he can also put you in your place if you act out. I have darker Barbatos headcanons that I did post but didn't seem to get much attention but I truly think he's hiding a secret agenda which also ties in with everyone having two different sides. After feeling comfortable with you he won't shy away from his true self and who knows, you may or may not enjoy it. It's funny that you enjoy psychological thrillers or psychology in general because this man will manipulative, gaslight, and condition you all at once.

Thanks again for requesting! Hope you enjoy your match up and thanks again for the support!