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[gaeagaea-art]

Caught staring~💕

[haruchi-slit]

WHEN HE GO LOW, I GO LOWER!!

synopsis⁽⁠⁽⁠ଘ⁠(⁠ ⁠ˊ⁠ᵕ⁠ˋ⁠ ⁠)⁠ଓ⁠⁾⁠⁾:

You saw Satoru making out with a girl in the club and as your revenge you slept with his three friends :)

a/n: DONT MIND THE TITLE IDK WHAT TO NAME THIS BLOG I'M SORRY! Our wifi broke so i wrote this cause i was bored. I'm risking my digital footprint and my dignity (am i?) i personally think this is kind of cringe? cause of the pet names and detailed smuts i was literally laughing while writing this idk if i cooked this shit up or burnt it lmaoo

Warnings!!

Toji, Ryomen and Suguru are, like..26-29 in here..and Satoru is a very,very,very red flag boyfriend here if you're not good with that then shoo away. Grammmatical errors, typographical errors mdni, foursome, raw sex, use of rose toy, fingering, fisting, degrading, praisin, anal, etc.

"Have you seen Satoru's latest post?dang, so you gonna let him hook up with other girls?" Suguru clicked his tongue "tsk, he's a womanizer, you deserve better Y/n" he added as he shoved his phone to you.

"He said he'd change, so c'mon people change don't they?" you chuckled, and slightly tapped Suguru's phone away.

"eee, whatever you say, but don't come crying to us hon..we've already warned you." Ryomen snickered

"Stop with the yadayada and finish this f'me?" you rolled your eyes "besides he's going to take me on a date tonight."

"You're fucking delusional, sweetie" Toji said as he appeared out of nowhere,

"And you fucking scared me" Suguru laughed out.

"Whatever, im going home gonna get ready for me and m'love's date.."

"Yeah, sure whatever just come to us if he fucks up mhm?" Toji chuckled

"i don't care, I'm sure he won't fuck up tho" you responded and bid them goodbye.

You drove back to your house, unlocked your front door and got inside, it's already eight in the evening and Satoru said he'll pick you up at nine, you took a shower, dried your hair, did your hair just how he likes it, did your make up

in the best way possible, you wore your dark blue dress that compliments every curve and dips on your body. It's been a long time since the two of you dated and it's understandable with all the side chicks he's got, you still forgave him after all the things he has done to you. you prepared your bag, you put your lipstick, your card, your keys and of course your rose toy and also a condom in case the two of you get freaky and shit, while doing your make up you got a message from Satoru.

'Toru💙

-Something came up, can we move our date next week?

You hesitated to respond..but as a understanding girlfriend, you agreed of course you would, but because you already have your look and everything you decided to phone Shoko, and asked her to come over and go to the new club..and of course as the best girl, she agreed to come with you.

"Yeahh, im down this week had been fucking rough..i need to let out some steam eventually." she said

"yess, perfect be here at 10 I'll wait for you" you responded.

as you wait for her you scrolled thru your phone while eating the pineapples you cutted earlier cause you thought you and Satoru will have a blast tonight but he, as the damned boyfriend he is, he cancelled it and didn't even told you what "came up" while eating and scrolling on your phone for a while, you heard someone knocked on your door and you knew it was Shoko so you came rushing down to your hall and opened the door,

"Heyy, y/nnn~~" Shoko greets you with a warm smile, as you responded with a hug, "Shall we go now?" you asked "Of course!" she said. The two of you went to the club and wow, literally wow, very fucking ironic.

You saw Satoru in the club, making out with other women.

he's so fucked up now.

Shoko saw Satoru and marched towards him and gave him a very hard blow on his stomach, causing him to choke on his saliva.

"Fuck you, and fuck your sidechicks!" She then snatched a random man's drink and spilled it right on top of Satoru's and the girl's head,that left Satoru speechless. When she came back to you she noticed that you were no where to be seen, "Poor woman.." she sighed and tried to find you in the huge crowd in the club but she couldn't spot where you are. As for you, you we're rushing, running away far from the scene, too overwhelmed to stop from running thousands and thousands of thoughts in your mind,

"am I not good enough?, am I ugly?, am l replaceable?-" you snapped back into reality when you bumped into someone,

"Watch where you're going!" the man said, "Oh my god, I'm sorry!" you bowed down and ran to the nearest park.You sat down on the bench and called Ryomen.

"Ryomen, can you pick me up?, it's so loney out here" you sobbed,

"You guys are right he fucked up." you added.

"Aww~, turn on your location I'll pick you up we'll help you relieve your loneliness" Ryomen responded in the other line of the phone.

((⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠))

"Ah - i think it won't fit!", You jolted as you tried to fit you fist up to your ass,

"it'll fit hon, keep doing it..how'll you going to handle our dicks?" Toji whispered to your ear before he kissed your forehead. You nodded as you tried to relax your body, you drew your hand to your mouth to lubricate your hand so it'll be easier for you fist to glide thru,

"Good girl, keep doing it baby" Geto gave you a smug smirk as he tweaks your nipples, sucking it occasionally while he presses your rose toy deeper into your clit. Ryomen tucked your loose hair behind your ear. You bit your lower lips, "P- Please" you blurted out.

"Finish your words woman." Suguru sternly responded. "Please- hah!" you were cutted off when Suguru bit you left nipple,

"Please what, woman?"

"H-help me relieve my loneliness, by your c-cocks" you babbled.

"Should we comply to this poor woman's plea?" He asked, Toji and Ryomen, the two men gave you a teasing smirk, Toji lifted you up and laid you flat on your chest, on top of Ryomen facing his cock as he faces your pussy, "ass up" Toji said which you senselessly obeyed, he snapped his hips into your anal hole "mhmm!-" you jolted as he slowly picked up a pace, on the other hand, Ryomen is currently eating you out, spitting at your pussy only for him to suck his saliva back in his mouth, using his hand he spread your folds like damn book and thrusts his godly amazing tongue, he paused

"Honey, do you mind pleasing me?" you shook your head countless times due to the pleasure Ryomen and Toji is inflicting you.

You carefully guided your mouth to his cock

sucking it, gawking it up and down. Ryomen

chuckled sending vibrations to your clit , causing you to arch your back even more, you were a moaning mess, saliva drooling from your mouth, Suguru walked up infront of you

"Can you smile for the camera baby?, sending this to Satoru..gonna show him what he's missing", you paused from sucking Ryomen and looked up to the camera with your beautiful doe eyes and smiled widely, Suguru grabbed your hands and placed it to his cock which you understood and gave him a rub, he paused the recording and placed the phone down, sinful groans, moans and squelching sound filled Suguru's Condo "Sit up baby" Ryomen ordered, Toji pulled out and helped you sit up, you can barely feel your legs, you sat on top of Ryomen he slides his dick in your ass, as Suguru stood between your legs Suguru gave himself a few pumps before putting it in your pussy you loudly groaned "A-ahhgh!" Toji positioned himself beside you and grabbed your head onto his cock giving himself a deep throat, you can feel them twitching you knew that they were close as your pussy runs like waterfalls, spasming and squelching around their cocks. Make up completely ruined, Suguru grabbed his phone again and continued recording,

"B-baby,hngh-! look at the camera...Who's better, us or S-satoru?" you heard him asked as you struggled to babble and spit an answer due to the immense pleasure, "hgh-ah y-y-" you struggled "hmm?" he hummed teasing you. "YOU!" you spat "that's my girl" he smirked "All, a-all of you!" you added, "atta girl" Ryomen said as he quickened his pace, your tits, bouncing uncontrollably, you prepared your hips for your release,you were so close,

"Are you breaking up with him?" Ryomen asked

"Yes, ughh!"

"fuck" Suguru groaned, as he released thick white rope in you, painting your walls white,Ryomen also came after a few seconds, same as Toji.

"You heard her, she's breaking up with you." Toji chuckled as Suguru ended the recording, afterwards he sent it to Satoru.

Ryomen and Suguru pulled their dicks out of you, your pussy completely puffed,red and full of semen, Suguru focused the camera on your cunt that's currently oozing with tons of semen he spread out your folds and focused it on your entrance, clenching and spasming around nothing.

a/n: this took me 8 days to finish, I was procrastinating lmfaoo bye see ya!!🪼

[johnny-slaughter-me]

— “ 𝐈𝐜𝐞𝐝 𝐓𝐞𝐚. ” | Johnny Slaughter x Female Reader.

Oneshot. You and Johnny have a fun time in his shed, making a hot afternoon even hotter.

Notes. English isn't my native language so typos and grammar issues are likely.

Warnings. This fic is nsfw, minors dni please. Arranged marriage and wife reader, canon gore and cannibalism mentioned.

Enjoy. I hope you enjoy the content. Much love, Cherry. 🍒

It was another hot Texan afternoon, the sun shining through the yard of the family's other house- Black Nancy's house. That house was now a home to you, being picked up by her to stay with them as Johnny's wife. You made some iced tea, offering a cup to Nancy- as she sat in the living room sewing some of the clothes that needed a repair. You then grabbed a cup for you and Johnny, heading over to his shed. Knowing his probably working on some of the tools and traps they use for their "meat".

Knocking on his shed door you called out for him: "Johnny? Honey are you in here?" Johnny stopped his work, and yelling a "ye'" out to you and then going to open the door for you. "Hey, brought you some iced tea." You said handing him his cup and sipping out of yours. He grabbed it and started to chug on the cold drink, you just stared at him and he just purposefully finished the drink in your face, "dang hun', was good." He said, "glad you enjoyed it." You answered, offering him your cup as well. He worked so hard in the heat you couldn't help but think of how thirsty he must be. He took it and drank whatever remained of your drink. Handing both empty cups to you, "heya, when you're done with your chores you should come back." Johnny said, followed by a wink and a smack on your ass. "Yess sir." You said, and turned around to take the cups back to the house. Johnny felt himself already hardening to the thought of you.

It didn't take you long to return, you told Nancy that Johnny had asked for and you will be back for the dishes after you assist him, Nancy knew exactly what Johnny wanted from you- but didn't mind as long as her boy was satisfied and his hunts weren't compromised. After all, thats why she had arranged the marriage between the two of you.

Once again you knocked on his shed's door, "hey honey, im back." You said, and the door instantly opened. Johnny didn't say a thing, he simply lifed you up and placed you on his workshop table, kissing down your neck. "Mhhhhh Johnny..." you moaned "yea hun'? You like it huh? You like it when I touch you like this?" He said undoing your bra and tank top. "Yeahhh...." you responded. Your hands holding onto his broad shoulders. He moved to your nipples; kissing, sucking, and twisting them. He played with your breast as you moaned. Then his hands traveled to your shorts and started to unbutton them, yanking them off alongside your panties. His fingers quickly finding their way inside you, "mmm already wet for me huh?" Johnny said pumping his fingers in and out of you. "Yea-yeahh..." you said in between breaths. He started to pull away, his fingers now coated with your juices, he placed them on your lips and you didn't need to be told twice. You sucked on them gently, tasting yourself self, while Johnny used his other hand to remove his pants and boxers. You kissed his fingers as he pulled away, he then pulled you off his workshop table and told you to turn over. You did as he said, leaning over the table. You felt his hand smack your ass, his member pushing its way into you right after. You moaned at the sensation and Johnny didn't hold back, he roughly started to trust in and out until he found the perfect rhythm. He grunted as he felt the relief of being in you, "yeahhh take it, take it." He said thrusting even harder. As he felt that he was getting closer to the edge he pulled out and said "on your knees, now" you got in position and he wasted no time putting his member in you once again, this time fucking your mouth. The sound of you gagging on his length made him feral- and you tried your best to take him all in, he grabbed your hair in one hand, your face in the other and started to fuck you even harder. You gagged and some drool escaped your mouth but Johnny didn't care, he kept on going until he finished. "Show me baby" he said pulling out for the last time, you opened your mouth and showed him his cum he just released in your mouth, "good girl, you can swallow now." He once again ordered you, after swallowing it you open your mouth once more, showing him its empty. He patted your head for a quick moment and told you you were a good girl. He gave you some of your clothing back and then picking up his own, dressing back up. "Well Johnny, you are my man, you'd kill for me, the least I can do is be a good girl to you." You mumbled as you put the last of your clothes on. He turned around, resting his hand on your frame, "danm right I'd kill for you, your mine now Y/N, and no other will have you. Now go on and help ma' with dinner, you'll get to prove me your a good girl again tonight." He wink and let you go. With your cheeks already flustered red from the thought of him fucking you again tonight, you bud your temporary goodbye and made your way back to the house to continue your chores.

[tumbwr]

yea so like, i just think that the nuances of “bi lesbianism” are like, far and few between that it’s just … whatever. Like. at the end of the day … whatever. i get it in my own way i guess. like i relate to women in 99.99% of cases sexually & romantically … and like at the same time could totally see myself like, “using a boytoy” ... yeah that’d be kinda hot. hehe yeahh. *phone rings* oh wait hang on a second i gotta take this. it’s from God. *picks up phone* Hey, wasup? yeah. yeah im doin good. im w a friend rn they wont be able to hear u so no worries. mhm. yeah, Mhm. yea. oh, for sure. haha yeah i know. yea. Yeah for sure. alright, cool yeah. oh nice that’s exciting! nice. congrats. Mhm. mhm. yeah i gotta go soon too. mmh—i uh… … … um love you too, …Father? lol. hey so why’d you give me such a dickish father anyways? … oh dont “to teach me a lesson” me. Fuck.off.with.that. dude cmon. ugh, yeah, yeah, yeah. i know youre joking. it’s chill. dude literally dont worry ab it. .. yeah. … Hey so i wanna catch up later but im kinda busy at the mo & i gotta go, so ttyl? yea? hmm. oh,… dang… no that wont work. ugh *sighhhh* shit, lemme check my schedule. no dude, i cant do, no, cant do sunday lol. whats with your obsession over sundays anyways? uhuh. alright. i mean, i guess. yeah, whatever. Hey, dont come for me and my rubik’s cube collection. theyre cool. u wouldnt even get it. oh, wait… yeah no i take that back. right, yeah lol. it’s fine we’ll talk some other time. alright see ya. byeee. yeah. mhm. mmbye. *hangs up phone* hey so God just called me and told me my opinions are mostly correct on this subject and that i should abuse more stimulants. and that it’ll “help me reach nirvana” lmao.

[luffyvace]

Hello ~~~ hope your day is going well so I was wondering if I could please Nami ,Robin,Boa,Vivi x male reader that has the mizu mizu no mi also known as water water no mi. Some headcanons please. Thank have💗💗 a amazing day!!!

hiii! Yes it is!! Thank you! <3 how’s yours dearest?

a op girl fan I see~ (me too😍)

wow mizu mizu is a very broken and op devil fruit! Love this topic! No problem and you have an awesome day love!

🪴Nami🍊

in all honesty?

your 100% gonna have to protect this girl. 💥💥

Obviously she has clima tact and can protect herself but dang you the man of the relationship 😜😜

you got it right baby boy? 😚😚

yeahh you do 💋

You have a MAD broken devil fruit so there’s no weaknesses for you

thats like legendary luck man

peak luck.

nami always ends up falling somehow (sometimes into water—poor girl) so this is the perfect power to save her

you can probably manipulate water so you easily move the water out the way

cuz if there’s no water you can’t drown right? 🙏

or maybe you use it to carry her back on to land

although she’d prefer if you moved it

its less scary

”wait til I get back here with m/n! He’s gonna kick your butt!!”

- nami says while running away from a strong enemy

of course she could do it but it’s the same thing how she always calls for luffy

now she calls for you 💗

she feels really special to have such a strong boyfriend

and ultimately protected

she always has a little smirk on her face when other pirates try to throw you into water to drown you only for you to start. swimming.

they’re reactions is hilarious !! 😂😂👌

definitely favors you over the rest of the strawhats men (of course! she loves you🧡)

📘Nico Robin📖

Robin is certainly intrigued!

she asks you all sort of questions such as where did you find the fruit? How much water can you control? Can you swim? Is there any side affects? You really don’t have any weaknesses? Can I see you use it in action? Can you only control it, or generate it too?

yeah she’s very curious ☺️

your devil fruits are polar opposites but you two make a powerful duo!

pirates have learned to stay away from you two for sure

its actually very good that your powerful considering the world government tryna get yo girl! 😤

protect Robin!! 💪💪😾

obviously she strong so she can protect herself 😍😍🙏

and hey we like that here 😘

but I will say she was very appreciative after you saved her back in enies lobby

you likely drowned all those ships that were sent

you comforted her about the buster call situation after all was said and done

that moment truly brought you two closer together

she was hesitant to leave you in the first place but she wanted to keep you safe even more than that

Of course she has the strawhats

but your the only one she loves on such a deep level

On a romantic level, she couldn’t loose you.

silly Robin, you would sweep government off they’re feet before they could even think about hurting either of you. ☺️💖

and you will if they ever try again

💗Boa Hancock💗

Boa adores you in every which way

your more than capable of handling business yourself

(wait real quick I just realized m/n is the definition of standing on business 🗿💪😼)

even so Boa doesn’t want you to lift so much as a finger

the second a threat comes within a 15 meter radius of you (farther if your on the island of women currently) they’ve been turned into stone

or pierced by a million arrows fired by the Kuja clan

which I mean, again—if your on the island of women I doubt that’ll need to happen since your surrounded by sea kings and thousands of women ready to lay they’re lives on the line for you—Hancock’s one and only love

So you probably hardly get to use your powers unless you leave

like if your a warlord or need/want to go out for whatever reason you may have

because I assure you, you have all you could ever want at your palace

then yeah you’ll probably end up using them more as you fight alongside Hancock

if you wanna go out n such she’ll 100% understand tho

she could never say no to you ☺️😚😚

you’ll probably leave more often if your a pirate with your own crew

because otherwise she wants you on hers

Which i’m sure you wouldn’t mind 💕

when the marines try to come and talk to your girlfriend or you and you know it’ll annoy her—you make waves to send the ship away 😂😂

she appreciates this and kisses you on the cheek for it every time

”ah! Thank you my sweet m/n!” *chuu* “I appreciate it honey!” 💋😊😊

👑Neferatari Vivi🐥

WAIT THIS BEING YOUR DEVIL FRUIT WITH VIVI IS SO PERFECT

NONNY YOUR A GENIUS 💥💪😎

this literally solves everything!!

Let’s say you can generate water right? Now everyone can have some!!

the drought problem is over!!

or if you can’t generate but can control it, you can take it over from the ocean!

you know what- at this point she likely falls in love with you after finding out you can do that/the one who did

not to be typical

but I mean I said after

thats just when she meets you

she loves how kind you are and the fact that you’ve saved her people!

she’s so thankful!

you likely get promoted to a high ranking if you stay in alabasta

but if you don’t she tells you to come visit again for sure! your always welcome!

congrats m/n! Your a hero!

if you have a big rep as a pirate you could possibly become a admiral if you accept :)

because vivi and her dad definitely spread good around on your name after all you’ve done for them!

if you were a strawhat when she met you, you solved the situation way faster and helped luffy beat crocodile!

Your literally his ultimate weakness 😂😂💪

but since m/n is vivi s/o in these hcs you obviously get together

dang since you gonna marry vivi (bc you surely will💗) y’all gon be queen and king!!

you finna be a KING dawg!

(Like the one you are)

common m/n w 😎🙏

you rightfully deserve the position after all you’ve done

happy marriage y’all 💙

keep your girl safe bc I know your more than able to <3

I loooove these hcs!! I’m so happy I got to write more for these girls and my first time writing for vivi!

this actually makes me wanna write for them more…heavy on boa and vivi they so FIIIIINE they don’t get talked about enough 😔

hehe anyways enjoy precious anon~

[waterfallofspace]

hi!! your d/azai fic was SO GOOD OMGG i kept trying to figure out what was setting him off & i never would’ve guessed M/ORI’S COLOGNE?! brilliant especially since c/huuya bought it for him XD

could i possibly request s/oukoku feat. allergic to dust d/azai (mayhaps with kitten snzs 🥺) and prompts 36, 40, 45, 47, 75? (or whatever you can do 🫶🏻)

Oh my god- hello, thank you!! That's so sweet of you hehehe~~ I'm glad you enjoyed!! And thank you so much for the request, I had so much fun writing this one hehe~ I did try 'stuffy talk' writing for the first time in this, it seemed needed in the context, but I usually try to avoid that, so I hope it doesn't take away from the story too much~ (also I've seen the other two I assume are also from you, and I will be working on those soon too!!) 2.3k words, prompts 36, 40, 45, 47, and 75, story under cut! 36. “Blow your nose, I can’t understand you.”  40. “You’re sneezing everywhere. Clearly, something’s up.”  45. “Your nose is literally twitching.” 47. Hiding sneezes  75. Accidentally inhaling an allergen.  (References to swearing, and mild/playful violence just in case anyone doesn’t like those!)

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There was always a level of tension between Soukoku, but it had only intensified after Dazai made his escape. Chuuya has never had a ‘forgive and forget’ attitude, not when it comes to him. So when Mori and Fukuzawa decide to team up against a common enemy, Chuuya lets himself believe he’ll only have to cooperate with the detective agency from a distance. 

“Chuuya~! Stop staring off into space. I know I’m the brains of this operation, but you could still attempt to help.” 

Growling in response, Chuuya feels his eyes roll on their own ‘Apparently just as fed up with him as I am-’, thoughts drifting back to the idiot currently attempting to pick a lock. It was his job to get them in the hideout they’d been ordered to investigate. ‘Of course it wouldn’t be from a distance. It could never be that easy, not with this asshole working for them.’ 

Despite the sentiment being entirely in his head, Dazai seems able to hear it, casting a smug smile in Chuuya’s direction. ‘Fucking creepy how he can do that. I know his gift doesn’t let him read minds, but sometimes I wonder…’ 

“We’re not supposed to leave any indication we were here. Blasting down the door wouldn’t exactly be subtle. So this one’s all on you. What, not up for the cha-”

“Got it! Chuuya didn’t really doubt me, did he?”

“Sh- shut up. Let’s just get this over with.”  

Dazai’s posture is infuriatingly calm, a brash contrast to the waves of tension surging through Chuuya’s very being… until they enter the building. Dazai immediately tenses up, fingers flexing at his side as he attempts to feign nonchalance. Normally seeing the mask slip a bit would send shivers of pleasure down Chuuya’s spine, however they were in enemy territory with an assignment to complete. ‘Now is not the time for one of your… things… Dazai. Whatever this is, lock it away.’ 

“You take the papers over there, I’m gonna check for any other rooms, exits, or spaces to hide something. Got it?” 

“My my, quite bossy, aren’t we? You know I love when you get all controlling~.” 

“Ach. Just yell if you find anything useful, alright?”

“Yeahh.” 

On anyone else, it would just be a slip of the tongue. Something not worth noticing, let alone mentioning, but on Dazai? It’s similar to having gunfire rain on you from an unknown source. Chuuya starts to feel hairs on the back of his neck standing up, trained eyes scanning the room for whatever danger might be coming his way. ‘Come on, Dazai. Either sort yourself out, or tell me what’s wrong… This mission needs to go smoothly, if you’re sensing dang-’ 

“hih’ekshh-! hh’gshh-!” 

“You say something?”

“No- hah’kshht-enk’shhiew-! Excuse me, no I didn’t.” 

Chuuya finds his mouth hanging open, Dazai’s nose noticeably pinker than it was a few minutes ago. In the silence, Dazai attempts to busy himself with papers they both know he’s already scanned. ‘Did- did he just…?’

“W- was that a sneeze?” 

“Wow~ great observation skills, Chuuya!” 

Dazai narrowly avoids the kick aimed his way, Chuuya catching his balance with a spin as Dazai smirks at him, letting out a grunt as the next one lands its blow. Taking his turn to smirk now, Chuuya begins his retort. 

“Oh, whatever. Just keep-”

“eh’ntshh-aiyshh’iiee-! N- not done- heH-! eashh’iew-! teshh-en’kshhew-! hh’knshhiie-!” 

“That was pathetic.”

“You know, it’s customary in most places to offer a blessing.” 

“Not here, it ain’t. What’s wrong with you, anyways?”

The question is ignored, Dazai’s eyes snapping back to the papers he’s picked up, mouthing words under his breath too fast for Chuuya to interpret as he breezes through. Electing to ignore the obvious attempts to derail the conversation, Chuuya takes a seat next to the desk, letting his feet rest right on the papers Dazai’s looking through.

“I believe I asked you a question.”

“You only believe you asked? Chuuya must be sli- hehh… slip- slipping- heAh’tezshh-eiiszshh-hh’keshh’iew-!”

“Eh?! For Christ’s sake, just answer the fucking question.”

“‘For Christ’s sake’, that’s quite the western expression, and yet you can’t offer a mere blessing to your… eH’Knshh-tieshhii-! kshh-eishh-hH’knchhiew-! suffering partner?” 

“I’ll ask once more, what’s wrong with you?” 

Dazai’s eyes are still trained on the papers, his face remaining pointedly calm to the untrained eye. Which, Chuuya is not. ‘He’s attempting to relieve the itch without touching his nose. Apparently not as easy as he’d like it to be, judging by the tremor in his hands that he can’t seem to stall.’ 

“I have no idea what you mean.”

“Don’t play coy, Dazai. You’re sneezing everywhere. Clearly something’s up.” 

“It’s a perfectly normal action. Everyone sneezes at times, even Chuuya.” 

“Yeah, but not this much. Your nose is literally twitching as we speak.”

“Th- thanks for the re- reminder…. hehH-!”

He manages to pull his collar over his face before the next fit breaks through his quivering nose.

“hNksh-hh’kshhew-! tinshh-enshhiew-! hh’kshh-! heH’tschh’iew-! hahh’kshh’iie-!” 

Chuuya smirks at the way Dazai sniffles with a deep urgency as he attempts to catch his breath. ‘Pathetic is right, those were the tiniest things I’ve ever heard, and they still left him breathless. For someone so tough, he’s really quite frail.’ 

“Yeah, that’s not normal.”

“You really don’t remember? I have a slight… sensitivity to dust.”

“Are you fucking serious?”

His facade long forgotten, Dazai raises a hand to practically scrub his nose raw as he lets a few itchy moans fall out. Chuuya feels a pang in his chest, one that he quickly smothers before it can build into actual sympathy for the idiot.

“You don’t remember- Well I guess it- kshh’iew-!  was a bigger deal for me than you. That time Mori sent us to recover some stolen files from that warehouse that they apparently hadn’t c- clehh… hH’kshh-eishhh’ii-! Cleaned in years?” 

“I do actually, though I seem to remember you ducking away pretty fast after we found them- oh motherfucker, was that because you were holding off an allergy attack?!”

“Yep! Thankfully for that mission I foresaw the possible complication and took some precautions. However, in this case, I wasn’t aware of the… state… this building would be in. hh’kshh’iew-! Nnshh-!” 

Before Chuuya can form a reply, Dazai raises a hand, his face unreadable once more. Chuuya freezes, eyes darting to the hallway behind them as footsteps echo off the walls. ‘Impossible to tell how many there are, it’s too empty in here, the sound is distorted. I’d guess at least five, but it could be more. There’s enough bullets in the drawer I found before to take them out if I can get to-’ His thoughts are interrupted by Dazai’s hand against his arm, nullifying his powers before he can make a move. 

“Remember, we’re not supposed to tip our hand just yet.” 

It’s hushed, but Chuuya hears it perfectly, his focus always irreversibly glued to Dazai when his gift is being subdued. Something Dazai knows full well, and was counting on. He lets his mask slip once more, letting Chuuya read his intentions without a word. ‘We need a plan, and it can’t be violence.’ 

“Fine.” 

‘I noticed a crawlspace when I was surveying the room. It’ll be tight in between the beams, but there’s at least a bit of space vertically. Either way it’s better than getting found. Normally I’d just hide on the ceiling, people so rarely check there, but given Dazai’s here, it's better not to leave him to fend for himself.’

Pressing himself against the floor and sliding through the crack, Chuuya starts to drag Dazai in with him, pausing as the nervous energy radiates off the man.

“Chuuya I don’t thi-” 

“Just shut up and get in, we don’t have time to argue.”

Dazai hesitates once more, tension flooding Chuuya’s body. ‘He’s not one to hesitate. Ever. But we don’t have a choice, it’s this or be caught.’ Finally Dazai lets out a sigh, mask on enough to keep Chuuya calm, but not enough to be comfortable. Chuuya braces himself against the floor with his hands as Dazai climbs into the crack, kneeling over him.

“Well this is cozy~.”

“You better keep your mouth shut. If they find us I will end you.” 

The footsteps continue to descend towards the room, finally stopping as smothered voices begin breaking the silence. Chuuya closes his eyes to try and make out the words better, a trick he regrettably learned from Dazai of all people. When one sense is removed from the equation, it can help the others hone in with greater ease.

“Ch- Chuuya…”

His eyes snap open at the breathy quality of the voice. Dazai has his hands pressed against the floor to keep his balance, and even through the muted light Chuuya can see his unattended nose starting to tremble. Dazai’s attempting to rub it against his shoulder, but the soft cloth just seems to be irritating it further.

“Don’t you dare, Dazai.” 

The panic seeps into the whisper before he can stop it, Dazai reacting with a sharp nod, eyes starting to water. Chuuya can feel Dazai’s body trembling as every scraping breath seems to drag more allergens into his tortured nose.

‘Fucking damn it. Even with those pathetic little things, given the echo in this room, they’re sure to hear us if he breaks into a full attack.’ Just as he’s starting to come up with a plan, Chuuya’s body starts moving on its own, gloved hand pinching Dazai’s nose shut just as the first hitch escapes. 

“heH- Wha-” 

“Not. A. Word.” 

Chuuya can feel Dazai’s nose pulsating under his grasp, a few tears freeing themselves from his eyes as he crushes them shut against the building irritation. But finally, after a few painstakingly long minutes, his breathing returns to normal. Chuuya carefully releases his grasp, hand still hovering in front of Dazai’s face. He rolls his eyes at the theatrics, snarling in an attempt to disguise the warmth flooding his ears. 

“Better?”

Dazai starts to nod, sniffling lightly, before intensely shaking his head, nose flaring with a passion. He gets only enough time to lean into Chuuya’s hand, attempting to stifle the fit that breaks loose. Chuuya almost pulls away, but one of Dazai’s hands comes up to grip his wrist, pulling it closer.

“knGt-! nGT-! ihKDt-! hH’AHngT-!”

“G- gross, what the fuck are you do-” 

Realization dawns across Chuuya’s face, chased away by a guilt fueled blush that settles in his cheeks. ‘When sliding in here, I used my hands on the floor. The dust covered floor. I just practically smothered his nose in his allergen. Fuck- this isn’t good…’ Dazai’s eyes are flooding with itchy tears, only getting a chance to inhale when he’s building up to another stifle.

“kndT-! heH- indT-! hH’EnDt-! Ch- Chuuya… hH’NDT’iew-! heAhh- kNgT-!”

“Hold on-” 

Letting his head peak out, Chuuya attempts to scan the room, focus being torn between searching for possibly enemies and- “hHnDT-!” the constant- “nGT-!” stream of- “ihkNdT-!” itchy stifles- “ehdNXt-!” being aimed at- “heH’KxT-!” his gloved hand. ‘I can’t see anyone, and other than the obvious, I’m not hearing anything to suggest we’re not alone.’ 

“Okay, I think it’s safe no-” 

The half-finished confirmation is all Dazai needs, ducking into his shoulder with a fit that seems to only grow in desperation as each tiny sneeze falls out on top of each other. 

“eh’kShh’iee-inchh-eshhh-kechhew-eh’knshhiiee-!”

Pulling himself out of the crawlspace, Chuuya attempts to brush the dust from his clothes, peeling off his glove with a wince before offering a hand to help (yank) Dazai out too. The normally put together man is currently sneezing too rapidly to even acknowledge the change of scenery. He’s attempting to aim for his shoulder, but Chuuya notices he’s fairly unsuccessful, huffing a few blessings between the outpouring. 

“hH’kshh-ensshheww-nnshh-tiesshhie-!” 

“Bless you.” 

“aishhiew-! heHhH-! kezzshhiee-! Ehh’shhiew-!” 

“And again.” 

“hah’kshh-knnsh-nnshhie-!” 

“Going for a record there, Dazai?” 

A smirk has worked its way onto the incredibly itchy looking face as Dazai’s watery eyes flicker up to meet Chuuya’s, a hint of mischief dancing through the waves.

“M- enshh’iew-! Mea- hh’kshh-! nnSh-! eh’knShii-! Mean, Ch- chushh’iew-! heH’kshh-enschh-tezzshh’iew-! Chuuya.”

“Bless you. Don’t try to talk, you moron. It’s making me dizzy.” 

“heH’inGShh’iew-! ddshh’ii-! nnSHh-! heH’kSHHiew-!”

“Christ Dazai. You gonna live?” 

“You dknow tha- heh’KShhiiew-! nndshh’ii-! Thadt wa-”

The congestion in his voice cuts right through Chuuya’s brain, a grimace forming in response.

“Blow your nose, I can’t understand you for shit like this.” 

“And whadt exacdtly do you wandt me dto use? I have dnothing to blow idt ond-” 

Chuuya sighs heavily, hand reaching into a pocket to pull out the handkerchief he keeps there incase of emergencies. ‘I guess this qualifies, though the idea of Dazai’s fluids on more of my clothing makes me feel a little ill.’

As soon as it's in Chuuya's hand, Dazai lunges for it, having the decency to turn away as he releases a handful of throat scraping blows that have Chuuya wincing again. When he speaks again his voice is still hoarse, congestion seeping through the edges, but at least it’s decipherable. 

“Ahem. Like I was saying, you know that was entirely your fault, right?” 

“It’s not my fault you have such a weak nose.” 

“hH’enkshh-! nndshh’iew-! innShh’ii-! mmShhiew-! I think it heard you.” 

Rolling his eyes, Chuuya throws a punch at Dazai’s arm, a touch of guilt invading his mind when the blow lands easily, Dazai hissing lightly through clenched teeth. ‘Apparently still too out of it to dodge.’ He feels heat drip into his cheeks once more, quickly quelled as Dazai’s mischief soaked eyes meet his own.

“I think you owe me a drink.” 

“Whatever. But you owe me a new handkerchief, and gloves.” 

Dazai brings said handkerchief back up to his nose to crush a few leftover sneezes, a smug smile forming on his face, despite the battered state of his sinuses. 

“hh’mmshh’iew-! eh’mmshhii-! heh’nnSHh-nnshh-heH’keshh’iew-! Deal.” 

No, Chuuya’s not one to ‘forgive and forget’. Things will never be the way they were. But as Dazai silently leans against him to steady himself while they walk out of the building, Chuuya’s hands automatically coming to brace him, he lets himself consider that maybe, just maybe, that’s okay. 

Maybe they can be something else. Something better. 

[missamyrisa2]

Thanks for making me gasp "Jesus Christ" out loud and practically fall over trying to find a chair while you made me read "Stop edging yourself" like you'd reached directly into the subbiest part of my dang brain, pulled out a fantasy, and then waved it around in front my face. I've never gone redder by myself in my ding-dong life.

Rudest thing this app has ever done to anyone ever, the nerve.

Awwww darling darling ~! That's how I know I've done my job~<3

And as long as you're so lovably blushy, let's explore a little more of that shall we? I'm sure it'll be a whole new overwhelming yet wispy sensation for you, my hand just right out of reach of your royal part ~ except when you're coerced into that adorable little bucking arch by my tickly fingers on your sides and belly. A little rubby rubby roo on your side with my thumb and ahhh there we gooo look at you ~ edging yourself for your tease mama~ Good thing my other hand was just waiting right there holding that perfect circle for you to put your lil thing into ~

Awww you want more? Nope nope nope, you don't get any more than that ~ you have to come to me ~ come to me nowww ~ tickle tickle on your hips, let's see you pop up ahhh there we gooo ~ edging yourself again? Stop edging yourself ~ my little silly snickerdoodle ~ stop edging yourself~! My dear you just can't help it can youuu all I have to do is tickle riight here? Right under your bellybutton? And now you're in my hand again oh yes you are ~ my goodness, so excited and positively ~ throbbing ~ you want it sooo bad huh?

Nopeeee mmmh mmm~ giggly boytoy doesn't get to cum until mama says soo ~ let's see if we can get the double bounce with my toothbrush~ can the toothbrush do it? Let's find out ~ just liiiight brushy buzzy along your waist, hip to hip and down your happy trail and riiiight into that belly button ~ yeahh, your bellybutton~ mmmh so eager, right into my hands you gooo ~ quit edging silly, stop edging~ my my my that was a big oneee~ I thought you might gigglecum for meee ~ nooo? You didn't? Well let's just take a closer look. I think my blush brush can do a little dusting for giggledrops oh yes she can ~

Mmmh. Mmmhmm. Ooh, a little ticklish vein here ~ yep, a sensitive tip ~ does that tickle? Ahh haa ~ yep, I dooo see a little tiny dewdrop here ~ you naughty naughty thing ~ you thought you could slip that prewarming giggledrop past your tickle mama? Tsk tsk tsk. And here I was going to let you gigglecum all sweetly. No, I think the ooonly way you'll learn now is with a good old fashioned tickle milking. Mmhm, we're gonna get every naughty drop out of you now. Now, the wand will go hereeree right under your tip, yep, right on the death spot, and my fiiingers are gonna skitter that belly all mercilessly like ~ and we'll just see how long you last mmm?

[bonesandthebees]

Yeahh it was interesting. You hand it in typed, but your first draft had to be hand written bc my prof believes that it helps with writer's block and preventing distractions and stuff (also you can't backspace, so it makes you commit). Which he does have a point but ALSO . I hate transferring from hand written to computer it takes So. Gosh. Dang. Long. I only handwrite when I'm on vacation and I have one au of mine that's solely handwritten that I've started to transfer bc I wanna actually like send it to ppl lol and I've spent over two hours AND IM STILL NOT DONE IM SO TIRED But yeah. I get his point but also it's annoying even if he is right LOL

ok handwritten first draft makes more sense at least but still that's so annoying 😭 I definitely think that handwriting does help writers block and prevents distractions so I do agree with that. I actually handwrote a lot of the outline for clinic because it helped me come up with ideas, but by the end of the fic I'd given up and went back to typing up the outline instead. but yeah I still have notebooks with clinic's first outline notes in it 😭😭

more than anything with that kind of stuff it's about what's finding what works for you. I get a professor making you guys do that because you might realize handwriting is REALLY helpful for you and you might not have thought to try it before, but if it's just like an ehhh it can be helpful but largely isn't worth the extra effort then well hey at least you tried it

[feline17ff]

Hey! Evil pal! You write fanfic? Tell me more. *leans closer in attentive interest*

Yeah! 🤩

But limited

My AO3 account is feline17ff

I've mostly posted Ever After High —some of them co-written! 🤩

My longest and favorite is my WIP of Sparrow Hood's diary — I've posted like 12 chapters but I've written like 30

I just keep forgetting to post plus I'm also stuck on the next 13th chapter. I keep meaning to complete it but I keep forgetting

I was/am really excited for this fic, even got a tag for it #feline writes sparrows diary

But Tumblr search function is broken and this link may or may not work, and might not even be in chronological order :/

I've also written but never completed and posted some Monster High fics — but I do want to! Particularly because I wrote some hilarious lines for Holt Hyde that send me every time XD

"What are you ghouls staring at? There's plenty of the Holtster to go around."

"You're right, Frankie Fine. Mommy Hyde did say my transformation process would change at least once more before I became a full fledged manster."

Very soon, the machine stopped. The electricity sizzled down. Frankie and Toralei stood their ground. Toralei's music was still playing. From the smoke stood up Holt Hyde, but without his signature YEAHH for perhaps the first time. 

"Nothing, Fire Cat, just wanted to say that your ride is smokin'. I love flames, but your ride is the coolest iceberg in this Sahara."

"Dang girl, I may be the one with fire hair but your ride is sssmokin."

"I may like hot rod flames but your wheels are the coolest iceberg in this Sahara."

He's just so silly 🤣🤣🤣

[essy2014]

L.H Instagram imagine

luke Hemmings & Hayley Williams Instagram imagine.

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings- great show Paramore puts on. 🔥❤️

liked by Hayley Williams, Liz Hemmings, Ashton Irwin and 20,953 others

Hayley Williams- we try 😅

Ashton irwin- had a blast last night 🤘😆

Liz Hemmings- hope you boys has fun

loverofmine- not Luke posting about Paramore, then the one and only Hayley Williams likes it and comments on it (totally not jealous)

Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams- memories I hope to keep safe 🩷

liked by LukeHemmings, lanadelrey, Taylor swift, and 20,986 others

Luke Hemmings- I thought I saw you 😉

stillintoyou- bro why are they going to eachothes concerts and liking eachothers posts 🫠

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings- thanks to my amazing girlfriend this makeup look SLAYED

liked by Hayley Williams, Liz Hemmings, and Calum hood, and 29,236 others

Hayley Williams- ❤️❤️

loverofmine- THEY ARE SO DATING

Hayley Williams- yeahh we areee

Calum hood- y'all are just so cute 🙃

Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams- kinda getting sick of blonde, I mean now that I'm dating a Blondie I wanna dye my hair a different color so I can make blonde jokes 🤣😭

liked by Luke Hemmings, Ashton Irwin, Liz Hemmings, and 29,214 others

Luke Hemmings- shut your mouth miss girl

Hayley Williams- make me

Luke Hemmings - on my way

teef-yallllllllll the punk rockers are togetherrrr

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings- she dyed her hair red so she could call me a dumb Blonde 🙄

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Hayley Williams- it's orange 🧡🙄

Michael Clifford- 🔥🔥

loverofmine- dang she looks mega hot

Luke Hemmings- she's mine.

Hayley Williams

Hayley Williams- lukey took this pic of me last night ngl it slays

liked by Ashton Irwin, almondmilkhunni, Crystal Leigh, and 29,486 others

Luke Hemmings- what can I say I take a good picture

crystal Leigh- your hair 😍😍😍

Luke Hemmings

Luke Hemmings- happy birthday to the love of my life, my rock, my cute little orange bug, and overall the hottest person to ever exist 🔥🧡. love you with my whole heart Hayley have an amazing Birthday. you have changed me as a person and you have made me a better person. love ya lots bluey 🧡🧡🧡

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Hayley Williams- thanks Blondie ❤️

Liz Hemmings - good job at being a boy friend Lucas 🙂

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Oope o.o Wyatt, ain't it?

Yuupp 😭😭😬

Uhh ohhh

AAHHHH yup he's not making the call o.o 😬

OOOHHHHH NOOOO O.O

I bet he's saying it to keep him away :((

Oop or maybe to see if he doesn't take it?

Judddd 😭😭😭😭❤️💔

Poor Wyatt :'(((

Naurrr 😭😭😭

Aww Judd :'((

Yeah boy you did wake her up xdd

Aww 😭😭

C'mon Judd talk to her :'(

Yeeeah it will be hard to come back from xd

I mean yeah would you take it back :((?

AGHFHGHFFKCIEJ NOT ANOTHER WEATHER REPORT

Aaand now we're on commercial xdd I'll come back later and edit this probably when I watch that bit

Marjan XDD

So sorry y'all xD

Oope? Is he already back in jail xD

Oohhh no it's not even him 😬 xd

Jail or hospital 😬

Please tell me not dead D:

NOOOOO MATEO DDDD': 😭😭😭😭

And also MARVINNN but we didn't really know him xdd

Mateooo 😭😭😭 <33

Noo honey it's not your fault :'((

It's very unfortunate but it is not your fault <33

Okay Mateo but be safe :'((

AGHHH TV WHY MUST YOU RANDOMLY GO HOME

I didn't mind so much on commercials but xd

AGH I got it back xd

:'((( Mateo

Aww 😭😭❤️💔 Mateo don't worry about that right now

Please say no xd

Okay good lol, you can be mad but Nancy doesn't deserve that xd

Aww Mateo :(( DD:

I know you want to be alone but I really don't knowing you should :'((( 😭

AWWW 😭😭😭💔❤️

:'(( Poor Mateo

OOOPE o.o

NOOO Mateooo 😭😭😭😭💔💔❤️

Be carefullll my boyyy :'((((

AAAAHHHGHHHHH 😭😭😭😭💔💔 MATEOOO, THIS HURTS 😭😭😭 DDD':

OHHHH NOOOO W H A T 😳😳😳😳😬😬😬

- I

H E L L O ???!?!!?!?

XDDDD

I saw a bit of this from a promo but 😭😭😭 XDDD WHAT THE HECK LOL

WAIT BUT T H A T ' S MATEO :OOO!!?

WHAAAAT???!?!!?

So is this just how Mateo sees it or is this actually the past?

Like bc of this situation or the past :'(((?

But also SLFKGJDHFJSJFLKS bc this is hilarious XDDD

Desperate to know who the others are XDD

BURNT DOWN THE SCHOOL??!?!!?

SIR 😭😭

Uhh ohhh xdd

Dang Fake Owen chill xD let the boy live

XDD they are lowkey being suspicious though lol

SKFKGJDHKLS yeah kinda on you man xD

MILK MAN JUDD LOL SKFHJDKHGS XD

Ayy he's staying for breakfast lol

Uh ohh 👀

Wait is that TK lol

Just thinking bc Owen's answering xd

And we haven't seen him yet

SLFLGHDHFJLDKJGSN CARLOS AND TK ARE BUDDY COPS XDDD

Buddy cops have always been a little bit gay lol

Ohh nooo o.o

Wait nah they have video don't they xdd

Yuuup 😭

Marvin's gonna take the blame isn't he :'o :'(((

AWWW yeahh 😭😭😭💔❤️❤️

I'm so sorryyyy :'(((

Idk if I mean Mateo or Marvin but yeah xd

Naurrr 😭😭😭😭💔❤️

:'((( Mateoo

My poor boy D':

[neodoodles24]

haha yeahh i can bench like 10000 pounds haha no big deal im just thag strong and handsome and powerful hahah no big deal

dang thats hot woaw

[stagnantstatic]

Dang, can't access my old account—anyways

Here I am, a newly birthed account of cringe, boringness and shit

(Also I like to draw, but sometimes don't have the time Soo yeahh...)

Tbh I'm just plain lazy, studying in med school is shizz

[arcaneyouth]

yknow sometimes you have to look at something and go "wow! this is not my problem" and then leave

[official-rugi]

Who's your favorite fantroll to draw?

Aww man, so like I break down into two categories

Of my fantrolls, Hoifur is my favorite (but I don’t think anyone is surprised by that)

But of like other people’s, I have some faves, so like LordToxin’s kid Vanero, as well as Artem’s kid Nertes and Clock’s Bronzeblood Russet… Like I draw them a lot, even if they don’t get posted

[tparker48]

"Hey! ..would you...stop..pushing me in-mph"

"No can do squirt. My cannon needs a cannonball, and frankly you're fortunately the right size for the job. Now sink.on.in" he watched the little arms wave above the tip of the slit as his shaft wobbled. But with a firm clench, he felt the lips of his shaft close around their arms as a little bulge slid down its length.

"Grgh... gahck!" The little guy felt the thin muscles work himself further into the urethra embrace as cum coated walls would all he could see. Not knowing when he'd hit the bottom as each clench pushed his body deeper. On the outside, the bulge slid slowly at the midway mark of his shaft as its struggles bulked into the outer surface more. It would begin to slow as the area grew tighter, but with a firm gloss of a finger, he the big guy pushed it lower til it bobbed just over his sack range.

"Ammo is set and ready for standbye"

"Gah, its a mess in here!"

"Careful in there little cannonball. Slip in too much and you have wait for launch in my fuel tank" he says rubbing the side of his sack.

"Dang it! Just wait til I get out of here, im gonna make sure your sorry butt hurt for a week!"

"Heh, sure you will" he rubbed the little bulge as he tauntily nudged it further to his sack. Just enough to feel the little inside struggle against the sphincter before removing it. "Now, I wonder where you'll land...hmm..my guess would be the wall" he smirked as he started to stroke his shaft. The walls began pulse as the bulge start to throb outward. Before the little guy could react, the sphincter began to open as a large amount of cum escaped into the chamber. The tube was still tight, but it allowed enough room to move around. Before they knew what hit them, the walls of the shaft clench as they were exponged upward. Their bulge constantly shifting paces on its way up before entering into the mushroom head. As his head popped out from the slit, the muscles sealed around his neck as the cum started to build up inside.

"Heh, you like a little cock ornament from up there" the big says rubbing the tip of his finger over the little head. Swishing it around as the cock rocked in place.

"Hey! Quit it!"

"Hehe"

Grgh! Get me out of this thing"

"Sure thing...in 10..9..8..7.."

"Wait a second, not that way"

"6...5..4..3...2"

"Will you just wai-" before tye little guy could finish, a finger inserted their head back into the mushroom head as he felt his shaft wobble in place.

"1" the shaft began to buck in place as the fluid started to rush forward. The little guy's body clogged the main way out as cum flood over the tip of his head and along the side of the mushroom head. It wouldn't budge for a moment, but eventually the little was shot airborne as the fountain of cum followed behind them.

The little guy tumbled aimlessly through the air for a few seconds. Soon landing onto a flat surface as the fountain of white goop crashed into them. The flowing current would be almost endless as it began to cover their body, but it soon ceased as they started to open their eyes. They would have a full view of the big guy. But he seemed to be able to seem his whole body instead of a portion. "What?!"

"Hmm, landed on the ceiling huh? That's a first. Gotta say, that was my highest one yet"

"Yeah yeah, you had your fun. Now will you get me down from here? I-grgh! Can't seem to move" the little guy tried moving their arms and legs, but the goop only held them in there embrace as they glued to the wall.

"Oh I will...eventually"

"What?!"

"Yeah, i've gotta get this for my post later. Ooo, but what be the title. Hmm, oh! "Look who I caught in my web". Yeahh, that's perfect title"

"Grhg!"

"You might well save your energy little cannonball. Your sticking around for a while. Hehe, "sticking around". Oh im on a roll today" he says sitting back