#like it's not a joke oc

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

Dark Forest Resident: Shiverberry

Aliases / Nicknames: The Perfect Deputy, Jealous She-cat

Gender: she-cat

Sexuality: bisexual

Family: Redbank (mother), unnamed father

Other Relations: unnamed mentor, unnamed apprentice

Clan: Shadowclan

Rank: warrior

Characteristics: kills those who like her competition for deputy, pressured by her parents, lost her mind a bit

Murder Motive: wants to be deputy

Number of Victims: 6

Number of Murders: 6

Murder Method: smashing on rocks, poisoning, tearing

Known Victims: Darkleaf, Eggperch, Parsleystem, Ulextree, Thrushflight, Yarrowbur

Victim Profile: those who liked Tulipwren and voiced their opinions that she should be deputy

Cause of Death: killed by Tulipwren

Cautionary Tale: ??

Story:

Well, Shiverberry was a popular Clanmate Hot bod,’ hot mate, best hunter, plus she was swift That mollie had everything 'til hiccup and hitch Tulipwren lost a leg in a wreck (amputated)

The nomination for Clan deputy came  Our Shiver’s prime years, and deputy was her claim  'Til gossip stirred Sandstar would name Tulipwren deputy for Shadowclan (pity choice)

"Shiver," her father said, "Life is a rank" "I know you won't disappoint me and Redbank"

You taste the silver Shiver, you taste the role You thirst for blood from the roses in paw You spoil for Stars and orders, words to dance As they name you deputy of Shadowclan

Name Shiver, choose Shiver, announce it Shiverberry Name Shiver, choose Shiver, announce it Shiverberry 

So obsessed, our Shiver near lost her mind To life un-rank related, Shiver was blind She shoved her squad, her clique, her mate behind Still Tulip had a hold on the lead (poor, poor, Tulip)

Soon Shiver's sanity was hung by a thread Her B.F.F.'s proclaimed her socially dead 'Til then, at last, her mate padded over and said "I'm sharing Tulip’s nest" (love, love, Tulip)

"Shiver, " her father said, "Why be so calm? There's just no future for a plain warrior in time"

You taste the silver Shiver, you taste the role

You thirst for blood from the roses in paw Whoa, you spoil for Stars and orders, words to dance As they name you deputy of Shadowclan

Some cats are rational but Shiver was not She stared in puddles thinking one single thought (Tulip) There's seven reasons this rank's not good as got And so the night of the choice, mercy, thus went her plot

"D" is for  Darkleaf drinking poisoned chipmunk "E" is for Eggperch dashed on a rock, crunch! "P" is for Parsleystem before Shiver bludgeoned her brains And "U" is for Ulextree’s marinated remains But, but! "T" is for Thrushflight, quiet, drowned in the lake And "Y" is for Yarrowbur's pieces spread round the field

But second "E's" are for the easy way in five minutes tops A one-leg'd mollie can bring an "N" for End by jumping from rocks

You got your silver Shiver, you got your role You got their blood on the roses in paw Whoa, you donned the Stars and order doing a dance As you named you deputy of Shadowclan 

They wrapped your wrists in silver, they took your role They washed the blood from each toe on paw Into a strictly watched, small prison den Screaming, "I'm the deputy of Shadowclan!”

At least in your head, you’re deputy of Shadowclan Oh, pity the dead, you're deputy of Shadowclan

Additional Information:

--very obviously a song lmao

it is the lyrics to The Ballard of Sara Berry, just Warrior-fied, and therefore not as catchy. “Second E” what is that spelling? also the rhyming is terrible but idc it’s fun

--I want to leave it mostly to interpretation, but I will say what I believe happened (or what actually happened ig so not exactly up to interpretation)

>Shiverberry’s parents always stated how important being deputy / leader is and that if you’re just another warrior, you’re basically not worth anything

>Shiverberry really wants to be deputy (previous one likely was sick, which is why it wasn’t an overnight picking new deputy decision)

>Rumours spread that Tulipwren would be chosen. 

>Shiverberry was pushed even more by her parents

>Shiver killed those who spoke well of Tulip. She didn’t kill just Tulip because she believes she’s already better than Tulip, and if these cats can’t see that, they won’t see that when Tulip is gone, and will voice their high thoughts of someone else unworthy

>She becomes 

>Tulip finds out (somehow)

>Tulip jumps from some rocks and attacks her

>Shiver is kept prisoner, and she’s angry because excuse you she’s the deputy (or did she lose her mind at this point? You’re say)

>Executed by Tulipwren, the new deputy

[anbaisai]

he's so mean

[sweetmapple]

@alberichfanpage mentioned that Freyja talks about Jerren but even if we had the option to ask Ansbach about Varre, I’d imagine we’d get something like this

[locusfandomtime]

The maths fandom is wild. “Real” and “imaginary” numbers? I think you mean canon and non-canon. You guys seriously go “this is my number oc his name is i and he is the square root of -1” when in numbers canon lore it’s actually impossible to square root a negative but sure whatever. “Complex numbers”? I think you mean a character x oc ship. “f(x) = 3x - 5”? That is self-insert fanfiction.

[charmac]

Woah!?

[choccy-milky]

MC doing what we all wished we could do (aka napping on the floor with ominis )😴💕

[caslutz]

okay but hear me out…

[chalkrub]

mockley time it's mockley time will you have some mockleys of mine

[the-upper-shelf]

Who up aging their Inquisitor right now?

[sofusenpai]

it seems people really like woodwarder stuff so have some more (these r oldies but goodies)

[temeyes]

anatomy of Annie Riley a.k.a Ghost's little Bub (a somewhat continuation of [this] lol)

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your oc like this 😂

[midnight-the-pony]

Good evening Candybug enjoyers come get your food

[heart-select]

The Little Princes of Erebor (I also wrote a fic with this!)

[deoidesign]

And my girlfriends?

yeah.

they smoke weed.

(original post) (sometimes a copypasta fits your character so well...)

[charmac]

The casual domesticity in the opening of Suburbs always makes me a little feral but I especially love that Mac is wearing his boots in this scene. Didn't pull on pants, clearly no intention of getting ready for the day, just went to go fetch the paper for the two of them to browse...