#like pasta

[plisuu]

“you can let me worry about you a little.”

[sorblr]

mista............. mister mista....... msiyahs5a .s akw 3bm3kueh miststa. mista. mista. guido mistake.

i want to pick him up and smoosh him in my hand and then stretch him back into shape and then throw him at a wall and see if he sticks.and then i want to use him as a hammer whilst doing diy - what am i making? a mista

idk how to post tumblr

[merevide]

why am i making pasta and already fucking up on step one bro fuck my gay ass life

[gui1lermodelacruz]

(Will I ever be able to hear the word 'burritos' and not think about the way Laszlo says it?)

[artificial-condition]

Me and Nona 🤝 eating cooked food cold

[persephone-queen-of-souls]

Do we agree that food that is weirdly shaped tastes better?

[songofsaraneth]

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[dracanthropic]

Holidays are fun. My fridge and freezer are so full of leftovers. Not gonna have to go grocery shopping for weeks lol

[snack-bunny]

Why the hell did I just witness someone wash their ground beef like pasta and then have the audacity not season it? Why? What do you mean "I learned this from my nutrition class"?

I wanna talk with your teacher.

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

[cabinette]

i think they would enjoy facetiming

[sixoclockuty]

healing

do yall fw pasta dinner and found family. be honest

erm this took 6 hours and 7 minutes and has 7813 strokes made but who cares when you got pasta and a family

[tattoed-and-toothless]

This picture is so chaotic as a whole

But then you look closer:

/Record scratch/

"Hi. You might be wondering how I got here..."

[jerswayman]

LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.

[kbergceramics]

fucka you

basard

[ashthedestroyer]

I like girls that are just a little bit strange. A bit bizarre, a lil weird, a lil spooky even. Something is slightly off about them and it makes them endearing. Also girls who have just lost the plot.