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urfavlarry · 3 months

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Hi, I love your Husk work as an overlord. Could I please request a husker x reader when he lost the game to Alastor. Short time after Reader becomes the Cashio Overlord that runs on the cashios that once owned by Husker. One day, the reader came by to see Husk at the hotel. Please and thank you

A/N: im not sure if i understood this well but i hope i wrote it well enough for you to enjoy! also sorry it took so long for me to write i was a bit busy but here it is<33 (and also reader doesn’t know about Husk at first :3 )

warnings: swearing,alcohol,bad grammar,mentions of death and bl00d

genre: angst??? and some fluff

——————————Flashback ——————————

You walk to your local bar, you and some guy you met online through a dating app were supposed to meet up there and get to know each other more. You liked the guy, he was nice and showed genuine interest in you, something guys didn’t really do that often. You put effort in dressing up today, wearing your best pair of clothes you had and fixing up your hair and just make yourself over all look presentable. “This guy better not ditch me.” You tell yourself as you look at the time; 7:02pm. You were supposed to meet up at 7 and he was late. “Not the best first impression.” You sigh when you suddenly hear someone yelling your name.

“Y/N! Hey it’s me the guy you have been talking to for the past few months? I’m so sorry I was stuck in traffic and I would’ve called but I just didn’t really think about it in that moment.” He says rubbing his neck nervously and smiles awkwardly. You smile at him and chuckle; “Don’t worry about it! Now let’s go have some fun!” You say excitedly and pull him to the bar.

The bar was fairly crowded, something you were expecting since it’s a pretty popular one at that. You order some drinks and take a seat in the corner of a bar. It was loud but you still managed to talk and drink the night away! You drank a bit too much that night and your head started to pound and the last thing you remembered was getting pulled into an alley by the guy and a sharp pain in your chest and blood on your hands.

————————End of Flashback ————————

After you fell down to hell you quickly realized your situation and tried your best to not get in anyones way. You kept a low profile and kept your guard up just in case. You come across a casino, an abandoned one at that. You go inside and look at yourself in one of the broken mirrors on the floor. You had poker card symbols under your eyes and on your fingers. Your eyes widen at the sight, you were still wearing the same thing from last night it’s just that you have a big X on your chest. “That motherfucker killed me.” You say in disbelief, anger slowly bubbling up in you.

That day you went on a rampage. Finding an abandoned angelic spear somewhere in the bar and went fucking nuts. You swore you killed at least a good 250 demons and you kinda discovered some powers. “Cool.” You said and smirked. People had been recording you and posting about you online, calling you the “Soul gambler”, whatever that means. You slowly learned you killed 2 overlords during your little rampage and they weren’t even some random overlords, they were “heavy hitters” as people liked to call them. People started to fear you, making out the events that happened into something 10x worse. People didn’t bother looking your way anymore, wanting to light themselves on fire rather than to look at you.

You renewed the casinos around hell and gained massive amount of territory. People would visit the casinos frequently, it sort of reminded you of the casino from back when you were alive. Many people applied for the job since almost all of the jobs were taken because of hells overpopulation problem. Some old workers that worked at the casino before you renewed them and claimed them as your own started coming in, you hiring them of course since they had experience. You quickly learned there was an Overlord similar to you a few years ago. Unfortunately he lost his power and you learned from a commercial that he is now working at a hotel, Hazbin Hotel to be exact.

You decided to go and visit the hotel one day, wanting to have a chat with the old Overlord. You make yourself look presentable, wanting to look your best since you have a reputation to uphold. You walk to the hotel, people walking by screaming or just run into near by building, “Charming.” You think sarcastically and keep walking to the hotel.

You get to the hotel and look up at it, taking in its looks. It didn’t look half bad but it could use some renovation. You walk up the hill and brush yourself off one last time and knock on the big doors. There was silence for a few minutes then you heard commotion and a quiet “coming” from behind the closed doors. You wait patiently and hear the door open, seeing the one and only princess of hell. You go to speak but the door shuts right in your face; “Well that was.. something?” You think to yourself raising a brow in the process. The door opens once again, but this time by the radio demon himself, a fellow Overlord you quite liked. He didn’t try bothering you at all since you arrived in hell a few years ago and you appreciated that. “Salutations dear! It’s a pleasure finally meeting you! Quite a pleasure! Come on now, don’t just stand there. Come in!” He says stepping aside to let you in. You smile softly at him and thank him, walking into the lobby of the hotel when you suddenly stop dead in your tracks because a spear is suddenly pointed in your face. You smile, summoning your own spear and point it to the girls neck; “I wouldn’t try that if I were you. I’m not an Overlord for nothing.” The girl mumbles something in spanish and walks away, putting her spear away. You sigh and look at the princess of hell. “Well if you guys finished trying to assassinate me, let me introduce myself.” You say and look at everyone’s expressions. You smirk and continue; “My name is Y/N, maybe you know me by “Soul gambler” ,I mean uh whatever that means.” You shrug and hear a slight chuckle from Alastor and a pink spider demon, you believe his name was Angel Dust, a porn star from Valentinos studio. Poor guy was probably tricked into signing a contract with him.

“Well, I came here to ask about an Overlord that was similair to me. He owned the casinos I now own and I heard he was residing here now?” You say calmly, hoping you can to the right place. You hear slight radio static increase but choose to ignore it. Charlie shrugs, saying she doesn’t know of any Overlord being here other than Alastor, but that she hopes you will stay for a bit to see what the hotel is like. You nod in agreement and walk to the spider fellow since he was the only one that looked approachable. You talk for a bit when he suddenly says; “So um I kinda know something about the Overlord you’re looking for.” He says grabbing your full attention.

“The Overlord you’re talking about, it’s that bartender over there. You can try talking to him but I won’t guarantee that he won’t push you away.” He says lowering his tone and grabs you back the shoulder to bring you closer. You nod looking over to the bar where a grumpy cat demon sat, drinking some cheap booze. Angel pushes you towards him, giving you a thumbs up before walking away. You glare slightly but take a deep breath and walk towards the bar. His ears perk up at the sudden footsteps and looks your way, sending you slight glare; “If you’re here to make deals with me you can turn right back around and leave me the hell alone.” He says in an annoyed tone and turns around, his back facing you. You look at him and glare slightly; “What is it with you people and interrupting me all of the time? Like jeez let me fucking speak!” You say rolling your eyes and continue; “I don’t know what shit you hears about me but I can assure you that I didn’t come here to make a deal with you. I just want to talk.” You say sighing, hoping for an answer from the cat demon.

“Whatever let’s just get this over with, what is it?” He says rolling his eyes. You look around and say in a hushed tone; “Do you happen to know anything about the old Overlord that used to own the casinos I own now?” You say and hope you get the truth out of the grumpy ass cat. He looks back at you and curses Angel under his breath, an angered look on his face; “Cut the shit I know you know it was me. What do you want?” He says going closer to the counter where you were sitting opposite to him. You sigh; “I don’t want to cause any harm, really just a friendly chat. Share experiences you know? Since we’re both kind of similar..?” He looks back at you in disbelief and contemplates what to say. He sighs and pulls out two shot glasses, pouring you one and nods for you to continue. “Sooo..” “Husk. The name is Husk.” You smile, asking away and share your experience as on overlord with him. He asks some questions himself, wondering how the casino is doing or if anyone decided to come back there to work. You chat for the rest of the day, others looking at you in awe as they’ve never seen Husk open up to anyone.

After a while you get a bit drunk, talking the poor cat’s ear off. He smiles, listening to your stories, commenting on them here and there. After a bit you decide you had enough for the day and that you should get home. Charlie quickly offered you a room for the night, free of charge so you gladly accepted. “Husk go ahead and show them to their room please? I have something important to do!” Charlie yells before running off to who knows where.

Husk sighs but links your arms and walks you to your room. “Don’t forget to drink some water.. You know so you don’t throw up in the morning.” He says and walks off to his own room. You look at his figure disappearing in the dark of the hallway and enter your room. It was spacious and really nice for a hotel in hell.

You lay down in the bed, kicking your shoes off and hum in satisfaction, falling asleep just after a few seconds of resting on the comfortable bed. The next day you wake up, a slight headache but nothing pain killers couldn’t fix. You stretch and go to the bathroom, taking off your clothes and take a quick shower. You saw a new pair of clothes in the bathroom and a little note left by Charlie. You smile and take the clothes, putting them on. It wasn’t anything fancy but you liked it. You put on your shoes and fold your dirty clothes neatly on the bed and decide to head down to the lobby. It was around 9:30 ish when you went out so you hoped someone was awake. You head down and to your surprise see that everyone is awake. “Good morning sleepy head! You sure slept for quite some time!” Alastor chirped and grins at you, waving for you to come over.

You sit down next to Alastor, Charlie and Vaggie making breakfast. “So I saw you talking to Husk last night~” He smirks slightly. You roll your eyes knowing Alastor and Rosie like to gossip, usually during the meeting Carmilla holds once in a while. “Yeah? It was just a friendly chat. Sinner to sinner.” You shrug and sip on the coffe Charlie brought with the breakfast. Alastor raises a brow but shrugs and walks off.

You see the car demon from afar. Already sitting at the counter and drinking booze. You smirk and walk over with your coffee in hand and sit down at the bar; “Ain’t it a bit too soon for you to be drinking?” You tease and eye him and the booze in his hand. He chuckles lowly and smirks; “Once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic darling, it’s just the way it is.” He says and shrugs his shoulders, taking another swing of his booze. “Sleep well? You seemed pretty drunk last night.” He says and eyes your figure. You smile and say; “I’m fine, I handle my alcohol pretty well just a slight headache.” You take the last sip of your coffee and place the mug down.

You look at Husk who seems to be thinking about something before he suddenly speak up; “Maybe we could repeat last night another time? Maybe you could show me what you did with my poor casino?” He teases and smirks. You fake gasp and hold your chest where your sadly dead heart is. “Oh I would bet my soul that my version of the casino is so much better than yours was.”

“We’ll see about that Doll~”

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel season 1 #alastor #charlie morningstar #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel vaggie #hazbin hotel husk #overlord!husk #overlord husk #overlord #overlords #alastor hazbin hotel #vaggie #hazbin charlie #husker x you #husk x reader #gn reader #reader insert #husk x y/n

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luci-in-trenchcoats · 4 months

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Rainbow Bridge

Summary: The reader is incredibly confused when in heaven one day, a dog she's never met before appears by her side...

Pairing: Dean x reader (in heaven)

Word Count: 1,800ish

Warnings: language, mention of pet death/human death

A/N: I wrote this for my fellow pet owners (and myself). Hopefully those little dudes over the rainbow bridge have their own kinds of adventures like these pups while they wait! (and all the chicken nuggies they can eat 😉)

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The air shifted, a warm and joyful presence filling the air. You glanced down in your kitchen, an adorable dog with long fur and pointy ears staring up at you with a wagging tail.

“Well good morning to you, cutie,” you laughed, bending down in your pajamas with your cup of coffee, giving the dog a few pets. “Who might you be?”

The dog woofed and the thought Miracle sprang into your head. That wasn’t entirely uncommon. Animals in the afterlife were able to communicate a bit better than they had when you were alive.

One of your own dogs you’d had when you were alive, your first dog ever, bounded upstairs from the playroom on the lower level that was for them to use as a way station. Sometimes they liked to stick around home, sometimes by your side and others they’d go off and visit their own animal friends they’d made. But generally they kept to themselves first thing in the day.

“This a friend of yours, baby?” you asked your little dog. He ran over to Miracle, sniffing intensely before he snorted. “No huh. Did you just die, Miracle? I know sometimes dogs are a little confused when they get here and you got your young, healthy bodies back.”

Miracle woofed with a slight head shake, your lips pursing. Your own dog pawed at you, resting a little foot on your arm. You hummed at him, the little guy sending you some positive feelings, sensing you were worried.

“Alright. I’ve never heard of a random dog appearing in heaven unless you request one. You show Miracle around the house and where he can do his business while I get ready. Then we’ll try to figure out who your owner is, okay?” Both dogs yelped happily and took off downstairs, a loud crash at the bottom as they slammed into your boot tray. “Careful! Just cause you can’t get hurt doesn’t mean you can be reckless!”

More than one dog barked back in response and you rolled your eyes, heading for your bedroom.

“At least I don’t have to pay vet bills for you guys anymore. Five dogs is only kind of a lot for one eternity.” You heard more barking and groaned. “I wasn’t complaining you mongrels! I was quite pleased to see your little faces when I died. I could have done with a little less face licking though.”

You swore you could hear the faint echo of laughter in their barks as you got ready for the day.

“If I’m not back by supper make sure you boys get some dinner,” you called, heading outside with Miracle. You loaded into your car and headed down the road, thinking you had a problem. Soon you were taking an off ramp you’d not seen before. You wound up in a mostly empty parking lot, Miracle following you out and into the lone building around.

“Take an issue form and fill out everything before returning it to the counter,” grumbled the guy behind the desk, shoving a clipboard towards you. You stepped through the empty waiting room, picking up the board. You opened your mouth to speak when he sighed. “The form is a requirement by the big man. I’m just doing my job.”

“How do you have a job which is arguably the equivalent of working at the DMV, but in heaven? Like, we don’t have jobs.” He flickered his eyes up at you, making you jump back when they flashed black.

“Demon, sweetie. It’s part of my rehab program so I can someday be like you. By then, some other schmuck in the program will have my job. No more questions.”

“Okay…” you said, grabbing a pen and taking a seat, Miracle laying down on the floor beside you. You stared at the form, frowning when you didn’t see your particular issue listed.

“Um, excuse me, Mr. Demon,” you said, approaching the counter again, the guy rolling his eyes at you. “My problem doesn’t appear on the form?”

“That’s impossible. Those are the only issues possible of occurring in heaven.” You pointed at Miracle beside you, the guy standing to look down at him.

“I have no clue who this dog is and it’s not my dog’s friend. He just appeared next to me in my kitchen this morning,” you said. The demon stared at you, rubbing his temples.

“Remember your steps, remember your steps,” he muttered to himself before forcing a smile. “Listen. Dogs don’t get lost in heaven. Either you know his owner-”

“Nope. My dogs don’t recognize him.”

“Fine,” gritted out the demon. “Then you and the owner of this dog are soulmates in some way.”

You blinked at him, the man angrily typing on his keyboard.

“This dog belongs to a man named Dean Winchester. You and Dean Winchester were alive, somewhat, during the same time. He died a lot younger than you did. You two are…romantic soulmates,” he said, a fax machine going in the back. He got up and ripped off a sheet of paper, handing it to you. “Here’s his address. Now please go bother him instead of me.”

You rolled your eyes, ready to leave when you stopped, glancing down at Miracle. “Do you like, want to pet the dog?”

“Excuse me?” You turned around, the demon still on his feet.

“Well I mean, it’s probably been awhile since you’ve seen a dog or gotten to pet one. You can’t be that horrible if they’re letting you up here with the rest of us. So do you want to pet him?”

It was shocking how quickly the demon hopped over the counter and knelt down next to the dog, giving him a few pats and then a belly rub.

“I had a dog when I was a kid. I can’t wait to see her again once I get out of here,” he said, glancing up at you, seeming to forget he was a demon for a moment. “That was weird.”

“Dogs are kinda perpetually happy here and give off good energy. I’m sure your dog is looking forward to seeing you too,” you said as Miracle sat up and headed for the door. “Apparently I’m on the move. See ya around someday.”

“Yeah. Someday,” he said as you left. Five seconds later, now that you knew where you were going, you popped yourself over to this Dean Winchester’s place. You were standing outside a beautiful two story cabin on a lake, Miracle taking off in a sprint down a dock to where someone was sitting in a chair fishing.

Your heart felt funny as the man on the dock stood and turned around, cocking his head at you. He gave Miracle a good ruffle before he approached, meeting you halfway across his backyard.

“Hi,” he said with a smile, shaking his head. “I uh-”

You both jumped when your five dogs appeared, running and chasing around a ball in the yard, Miracle joining in after them.

“Your dog popped into my kitchen this morning. I’m pretty sure we’re soulmates. At least that’s what this paper says,” you said, the pack of dogs sprinting around the corner of the house. “I’ve had a few pups in my life.”

“Miracle could do with some siblings,” he said, smirking as you felt a cozy peace inside you. “I was wondering where he ran off to. He normally doesn’t stray far from home. Looks like he was off finding his mom.”

“I thought soulmates were supposed to like…snap together when they’re both in heaven,” you said. He smirked, pursing his lips. “What?”

“I probably wasn’t in heaven when you died. I was jumping around alternate worlds and you look very confused all of a sudden.” You nodded, staring at him wide eyed. “I’m a smidge of a rule breaker…and I kinda know Jack…and took down the old god.”

Your first instinct was to call him crazy but he had no reason to lie. Besides, something ached in his soul, like it had a little bruise on it. This man had known serious pain and then some when he was alive.

“You know, I killed vampires when I was alive. What’s something you did for fun?” he asked. Your jaw dropped, Dean chuckling. “Oh boy. Sweetheart, you and I have some catching up to do.”

“Hi baby,” you said that night as you and Dean laid on a blanket in the yard, your little guy crawling up on the blanket and settling in beside Dean. “Aw, he likes you.”

“He’s protective of you. I can feel it,” he said with a hum. “He hung out with your grandparents a lot after he died. Apparently while you were crying over him on earth, he was chowing down on some of your grandpa’s maple syrup bacon thinking mom’s being overdramatic, I’m gonna see her again. She worries too much.”

You sat up, raising an eyebrow. “How do you know that? My grandparents told me they were with him until my parents got here and he stayed with them a while but dogs can’t talk to us like that here. We can sense them and stuff but we can’t know complete thoughts.”

Dean smiled, scratching behind the dogs ears.

“Well, I’m a little special. I worked a case where I could communicate with dogs once. It came back up here. This little guy adores the fuck out of you and wishes you hadn’t been so sad back then but he understands. He is pretty awesome,” laughed Dean.

“And he’s a little shit,” you giggled. “What else does he say?”

“He’s glad you got more dogs over your life and he’s glad you found me finally. Also if we don’t stop talking soon he’s going to go inside and sleep on our bed,” chuckled Dean. “Cranky baby, aren’t you?”

The dog snorted, stood up, licked your nose and trotted off inside with his chin turned up.

“Like I said, he’s a sassy little shit,” you chuckled, Dean pulling you closer. “So Dean. What do you got planned for the afterlife?”

“A bit of fishing here and there. Working on my car. Going out for a drink at the roadhouse. Hanging with my brother. Sneak out of heaven to get up to shit every once in a while, hopefully with you. How’s that sound?” he asked. You leaned over and kissed him slowly, rolling back with a smile.

“Sounds like a plan, Winchester. Time to start having some fun in eternity.”

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#supernatural #spn #dean x reader #dean winchester #supernatural fanfiction #dean winchester x reader #dean #winchester #dean spn #dean x #dean winchester one shot

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m4yasnotthatcool · 6 months

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Howdy howdy:) I have a request if that's okay!

But may I please have Eyeless Jack w/ a reader who struggles with seIf harm? I think he'd be pretty good with helping his partner with that sort of thing. He's just my little doodlebug and I love him 😭 If this request makes you uncomfy and you don't feel comfy writing it, please don't feel bad!! 🩵

EYELESS JACK X GN!READER hc

TW! SELF HARM

its not a problem at all, dont even worry about it! btw i hc him to not be completely blind

i know a lot of people say hes blind, but like, how could my man (our man) preform them complicated surgeries if he was completely blind? also like

people can get behind him being a demon but then draw the line at him seeing w/o eyes? grow up

anyway....

☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆

okay so, when you first started dating he didnt know you had these struggles

and he wouldnt actually find out until a while into your relationship

i feel like hed find out after you guys move in together

like one day youd both just be sitting, watching tv or something, and he would caress your skin lightly drawing random shapes on your arm when he would feel scars

i dont think he would immediately assume you did that to yourself, but he wouldnt ask right away either

(hes honestly the best creepypasta character you could have helping you trough a situiation like this)

he would try looking at your arm with out you noticing, but, well, his eye sight is shit

he would try putting the pices togheter himself, but at one point he would just ask you about it

hes like, the most supportive understanding boyfriend ever

if you still do harm yourself he would first of all patch you up (and hed do a hell of a good job cause he has that s tier medical degree)

also he would feel so bad for not noticing that sooner

he would just keep it bottled up until he couldnt anymore and he would just randomly tell you hes sorry and then never open that subject ever again

like he wouldnt even explain what the sorry was for, hed just tell you not to worry about it

he would also find some type of arrangement between the two of you so you could find a better coping skill

he would stay up all night doing research about ways he could help you and stuff

if you dont still do that and those are old scars, he would be relieved theyre old, but would still make sure youre okay

both situations would make him clingy asf, but the first one (you still sh) would drive him over the ledge

like, how could he be so blind??(literally)

would he cry? no.

he loves you and all, but when you do half the shit he does on a daily basis it gets pretty hard for you to express your emotions like that

he would still make sure you know he cares tough

so, in conclusion, he would just have an excuse to follow you all day

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

thats all! im sorry its a little short, but i hope you liked it!

byeee^^

#creepypasta #fanfiction #x reader #eyeless jack x reader #self h@rm

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snippychicke · 1 year

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Eliza's Library of Fics

Because I am a writer of various fandoms and dozens of stories now, I'm going to put them under a cut to save space.

**NOTE THAT SOME STORIES ARE 18+**

Many of my stories, and just my blog in general, are meant for mature audiences. I am a full grown adult writing some mature themes at times. Viewer discretion advised. I do my best to tag common triggers, but I'm also bad at it. So, yeah. Read at your own risk. If it seems sketchy, please back out. I don't want you traumatized because my brain felt spicy when writing.

Tag list for my various fics here

»Moon Knight «

Moon Stone: Before Marc and Steven, before Arthur Harrow, Khonshu had another avatar. Well, hundreds of thousand of others, but this is the story of one in particular that Khonshu was fond of. (Khonshu/Reader; Mature Readers only; Complete)

»Mairimashita Iruma-kun/Welcome to Demon School, Iruma«

For the Sake of a Smile: Hell on earth was your motto for your job. Granted, you were pretty sure earth really was hell, considering the shit you had seen. And the fact your coworker was a child. Suzuki Iruma. A kid who’s life was decidedly worse than yours, but smiled despite everything. And you’d do a lot for his smile. Including summoning a demon and signing your life away.

But as it turns out, hell (The Netherworld, actually) was a lot better than living on earth. Demons were more humane than a lot of humans you knew. And Iruma’s smile wasn’t the only one that would change your life. (Balam/Reader; Found Family Fic; Revision in progress)

Original Un-revised masterpost

Drabbles

● Balam-Centric

Jealous Balam

● Kalego-Centric

Jealous Kalego (Back in his school-days)

Jealous Kalego again. (Mature, NSFW 18+)

5 sentence NSFW (Mature, 18+)

Collab with Pun

Happy-fun-times with multiple kinks (Mature, NSFW 18+)

Pillow-princess Reader(nsfw)

And more Kalego smut!

● Robin-Centric

Reader confesses to Robin (pt. 2)

● Dali-Centric

Dali Finds out Reader is human (Pt.2)

● Lord Sullivan-Centric

Deal with the Devil (pt. 2) (pt. 3)

» One Piece «

Kinktober 2023

A bunch of oneshots featuring Buggy, Sanji, Kuro, and Garp. All very NSFW

Cats & Ships

It started out as a means to get information as Khaladore. Who would be better to provide information regarding the high seas than Syrup Village’s Harbormaster? Except, for the first time in a very long time, Kuro found himself trusting, and even liking, the young woman he shared tea with every week.

And then the Straw Hat Pirates arrived and ruined his plans. Except fate decided his story wasn’t done there.

Nor was yours. (Captain Kuro (Klahadore)/Reader; hints of Kaya/Usopp. Explores the fall out after Syrup Village Arc kinda?)

A quick NSFW Moment

A small Klahadore/Reader smut. Stand alone (for now)

Devil-fruit!Reader/Kuro

Gardener!Reader/Klahadore

Cook!Reader/Kuro

Reader/Kuro and the crescent moon

Soft!Dom!Reader/Kuro with bondage

~*~

The Legend of the Selkie and the Pirate

Even in a world of monsters, devil fruits, pirates, and fishmen, selkies were considered a myth. Especially in the East Blue where the waters were too warm for seals to live anyways. Even in a world of monsters, devil fruits, pirates, and fishmen, selkies were considered a myth. Especially in the East Blue where the waters were too warm for seals to live anyways.

Except that myths were always seeded with truths, and stories always had a habit of coming to life.

Buggy/Selkie!Reader.

Alternate Summary: You thought it would be easy to follow the stars home to the Arctic when you ended up far too south. Unfortunately, you were wrong.

Fortunately, another kind of star kept pulling you in-- the Flashy Fool: Buggy the Clown.

Unfortunately, this also leads you to question where 'home' really is.

(Meanwhile, Buggy is likewise conflicted. He handles it poorly.)

Random 3 am drabble

Set in the Legend of the Selkie and the Pirate realm some time in the future-ish

~*~

It's Just Business

Rating: Teen so far

Pairing: Sanji/Reader

Warnings: No real warnings, but god, I hope you like pining

Summary: You felt like you had known Sanji forever, considering your family had been the main merchants Zeff used to supply the Baratie. You had a small crush on him, but knew it was hopeless considering you were the one woman he didn't seem to pine over.

It was fine. Or so you thought until you ended up on the Going Merry as a bookkeeper and supply manager. Being around him 24/7 was a lot more difficult than just a few days a week.

》Invader Zim《

Catching Flies

Over on my sideblog we have a delightful found!family fic between a nonbinary reader and Zim... as well as a slow romance between the Reader and Professor Membrane

》Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach《

Feeling so Bright

Rating: Teen

Pairing: Freddy/Reader (?)

Summary: After the infamous night of a ten year old child being stuck in the Pizzaplex overnight and causing untold chaos to the place in less than six hours; Vanessa understandably needed a few days off, and you were happy to fill in (not that you were given a choice really.) Except the main technician for the Glam Rocks had been fired (or disappeared, depending on who you asked) and so you were also assigned to their restoration as well as maintenance and upkeep of the staff bots.

As if that assignment isn’t large enough, Freddy tells you his version of the Incident, which makes things even more complicated as you start piecing puzzle pieces together. The bear animatronic, after seeing all his friends be warped by a virus and taken down by a child he cares for, becomes rather protective of you. Especially as things… develop.

These feelings are just because you’re both lonely, right? Once things go back to normal, surely they’ll fade away.

»Undertale«

To be posted: US!Papyrus/Reader

»The Umbrella Academy«

Aftermath

Rating: Teen to Mature

Pairing: Otto of the Swedes/Oc

Summary: Raymond Chestnut gets a harsh surprise when he realizes the body in his living room isn't actually dead. Now he has a severely injured white man, who tried to kill him, to deal with. Thankfully he knows a friend who might be able to help.

Lorelei was used to people coming to her for medical attention. But when Raymond brings Otto to her home, nothing could prepare for how her life was about to change.

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Poppy Playtime

Poppy Seeds

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messenger-of-stupidity · 10 months

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Which redacted listener do you think would hide/ not mention that they speak different languages until some random or funny moment happens? because the fact that I speak 5 languages has put in a lot of funny situations 😂

Omg I wanna know some of these interactions. That kind of thing is literally some of my fav things ever. (I was gonna write a fully fledged fic in answer to this but I have way too many WIPs to do that. 😭 Maybe I'll do it in the future idk.)

N E WAYS

Personally, I think all of the demon boys can speak any language used on Earth. Like imagine Gavin travelling to Spain for example. Considering how big he is on consent and for simplicity sake, he would need to be able to speak Spanish to communicate with those he wants to feed on.

Do all demons use this? No. I'm pretty sure Vega's words just get translated into the person's native language on the rare occasions he does communicate with people.

Outside of the d(a)emons? Oh here we go.

This could just be me pushing a French Baabe agenda, but they give off the vibe of knowing another language. And as soon as Angel finds out, they immediate want Baabe to hold onto that card for whenever they need to lay the smack into Christian.

Sweetheart is another one, but I think they needed to learn multiple languages for their job. (Same with Cutie. Probably Cutie even more so since people think in their native language, and if they need to investigate someone mind, language barriers would be a pain in the ass.) Sweetheart would purposefully mistranslate words to people, just for shits and giggles. Even better if it's Milo.

But idk if any of the wolf boyos would hide it since theyve all known each other since they were kids. I also don't think they would mess with each other's mates to that extent.

Lovely and Vincent though? Those two would totally fuck with each other or other clan members when it comes to languages. Sam would probably give them the silent treatment after the fifth time in one afternoon. It got to be too much.

I feel like Huxley thought Lasko was speaking a different language when they first met simply from how fast our local fan company was talking. Especially since Huxley's speed of talking is much slower.

But you wanted listeners. So here's my list.

Cutie - nothing malicious. Work related reasons.

Sweetheart - pranks galore

Baabe - forced by Angel to wait for the "perfect moment"

Lovely - malicious menacery.

Warden - demon things

Mentor (Ollie's listener) - nothing malicious. Simply a fact of their life. They don't really bring it up, but their ability of more than one language is there when needed.

Anton's listener - I don't think they would hide it since they give off such a heavy wholesome vibes. But I also headcanon that theyre European and English isn't their first language.

Asset - AI computer tings

Honey - they only learned curse words in multiple languages (hahahaha me tho 😅)

Darlin - they got sick of falling for Lovely and Vincent's bullshit and decided to start learning the language (up in the air what it is) also since it was confirmed that they're a menace, they also started doing the same to Sam and the rest of the pack. (Sam can't escape it. Someone save southern yee haw vamp daddy)

That's all I can really think of off the top of my head (I'm having bad cramps so brain not fully operating.) But bonus:

Angel: Im learning French, Davey!

David: oh?

Angel: yeup. Like Angel is Ange in French. And please is sil vous plait

David: what else

Angel: oui oui Ange wants your baguette

David: ...

#redacted asmr #redactedverse #redacted audio #bully Sam agenda #redacted thoughts #redacted shaw pack #redacted damn squad #redacted demons #redacted contemporary #anon ask #messenger of answers #redacted hc

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mechaknight-98 · 7 months

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Gathering: Mana Confluence

Author's Note: A little Halloween gift and Taste for the second Half of the Gathering rewrite.

Trigger Warning: Violence

"Tear Apart My Face!!" I screamed at the top of my lungs as I faced all my opposition. I summoned my spear and shield as the first of numerous imps attacked me. In my earbuds, War Machine by Dance Gavin Dance played.

I impaled the closet imp on my bayonet then launched him to the roof of the warehouse Artio and I were in. I bashed the next with my shield then followed that up with chasing the last one. when the last imp exited my effective close-quarters combat rang; I fired a shot from my blaster, and (as always) my aim was impeccable. I smiled as the blast lands and brings the imp to the ground. Artio and I cautiously approach the imp. The imp still reeling from the blast slid across the floor. "So who are you're bosses?" I asked the Imp. The Imp stared at me and screamed at me. I screamed back. it looked at me shocked. I laughed. "See it's not fun isn't it?" I asked, "Now use your words."

"You filthy vile blood abomination of Ape and True Thunder Dragon King. How dare you defile me with your hobbled-together arsenal." the imp said

"That's better but rude, besides you of all people should know people that look me are all running around with a "Hobbled together arsenal", but yet it was still more than enough to beat you and your friends," I replied defiantly. "So how about we skip the banter and tell me what I want to know and I won't humiliate you anymore. The Imp spat blood in my face. "Well, you asked for this." I spat back in the imp's face much to his shock.

"This one is quite defiant." Artio said.

I laughed before replying "Well I am as well." I turn to face Artio hesitantly, "Hey, Artio can you leave for a moment while I do my thing?" I ask

"Sure thing Tj" Artio answers

30 Minutes Later

"Okay, so the imps are working for their lord a higher demon named Bartimaeus. He is working for a sorcerer named Nathaniel although I think they biffed the name. regardless. The sorcerer is in Britain."

"Great let's go." my Gaelic Mentor said proudly. I shook my head

"Nope, This is the start of my Vacation," I said to Artio. She nodded remembering

"Right. I'll call Snake Eyes then. Enjoy. You're going to South Korea right?" Artio asked I nodded

"Yeah visiting my Super Hot CEO best friend. Astrid Wesker."

"If you're such good friends why doesn't she give you a job?"

"Because her job is super people-focused and not in my wheelhouse. so I made the executive choice not to make her look bad." I answered

"How noble." Artio teases

"I know right? besides what would you do without me." I joke

"I could get a lot more done without having to worry about babysitting an ADHD Autistic Man-Child whose special interests are Spandex Super Heroes, and a children's card game," Artio said

"Hurtful, but I 'm assuming that was a joke because you wouldn't have solved any of the mega cases I helped with?" I tease

"Oh! like what?" Artio inquires.

"The cryptid poachers, The ring of embers, The Lord of Wolves, The Emminent ones, and most recently the Drowned City," I answer resolutely.

"Oh right, I forgot about those. Please be careful, trouble seems to follow you wherever you go?" Artio states with a voice full of concern.

"Well, that's good then so I can prepare, as opposed to it being random. I hate randomness." I assert

"But love novelty?" Artio says.

"Exactly a delicate balance, But yeah. See you in Three weeks." I reply.

Getting a call from your best friend can either be liberating or terrible. For me it was somehow both. First she called me at 3 a.m. which was annoying as even though I was on my first day of vacation I had worked until almost 9:30 p.m. the previous day getting home even later. So the call was even more poorly timed. I woke up groggy and heard my friend ask if I could to her tower. “Sure but you owe me,” I responded and hung the call. I got showered and ready again before space sifting to in front of her tower. It was mid-evening when I got to her tower in South Korea. I walk into several stares from various faces. When I feel one of them linger too long after checking in with the lady in the front I turn to a face. (I pick one at random) “are we going to have a problem?” I catch eye contact with someone I wasn’t expecting to catch eye contact with. Siyeon of Dreamcatcher. This mistake was quickly rectified when Dami, Yooheyeon and Sua all approached me.

“What are you doing yelling at our member?” They questioned. I thought for long enough to craft an intelligent response.

“Oh I’m sorry I felt people were staring and wanted to address it by using one person. I didn’t know who it was going to be and it was accidentally y’all my apologies.” Sensing my sincerity in the moment Siyeon defused the situation. She followed this up by looking me up and down, and when she saw that I was wearing her jersey from their tour a while back she smirked. Before the others could notice Astrid came to my rescue.

“Tj you made it I’m so glad. Oh you’re already meeting with Dreamcatcher great. (Astrid turns to Dreamcatcher) He’s such a fan of you all can’t you tell I mean look at him. He’s even wearing one of your jerseys.” Astrid turns to me and points at me the rest of the members' eyes widen noticing my Siyeon Jersey.

“Ah wae,” Sua yells but before they can push forward with their chat Astrid whisks me away. On the ride up the elevator to Astrid makes a funny comment

“I get you don’t like stares but you’re very black and they have not seen many people who look like you so can you please have a bit more grace. Plus you came in armed with a That giant Blaster toy.”

I knew Astrid was teasing me as she knew the blaster wasn't a toy but still groaned at her assertion. I decided to address the higher concern, I turned to her incredulous and responded. “Do you have any idea how tired I am?”

Astrid laughed and said “It was only 3 a.m. when I woke you up. You’ll live.” I scowled towards her. “Oh please you go to sleep at like 7:30 most days you’re fine.”

“Most days you would be right except I was at work until 9 p.m. and had been in bed for 2 hours when you called.” I ramped into yelling. Astrid eyes widened, and before I could say anything else the elevator opened we walked out and forgot what we were yelling at each other for. It came back to me quickly but for Astrid not quick enough.

“So Tj remember how I wanted your take on a super girl group video series?”

I nod and ask the questions I cared about. “Who did you get?”

“Well Dreamcatcher, Le Sserafim, Eunbi Kwon, Hyewon, Minju Yuri, Nako, Yuri, Chaeyeon, Ive, Hitomi and Aespa,” Astrid Answered

“That’s pretty good. Almost half of Izone.” I replied

“No it's all of them, but I know right. I am sorry I couldn’t get Twice or any of the CLC girls. I wanted you to freak out.” Astrid apologized .

I shrugged and responded “This is completely fine. I was not in the position to ever meet any of these people. so I’ll take this as a win. Also How did you manage Dreamcatcher, and Aespa?” I said

“Yes that’s what I hoped to hear from my adaptable friend. To answer your question Dreamcatcher was the first because I knew you said they are super entertaining. SM didn't really care as they figured the money I threw at them was convincing enough .Now I need your help. I need your help with security for this event.” Astrid explained. I groan.

“Sure. Who is going to be the issue?” I ask knowing that’s what she wanted help with. as I walk into my friend’s office where I see Connor, Dexter ( for those who are reading in chronological order you would go to the following sections eager first year, Forbidden Friendship and Weaponize the monsters, as those flash in at this time and explain the situation to me) and Astrid’s siblings. I summon my great axe and ready a swing before Astrid gets in the way.

Astrid says “TJ stop there not here to hurt anyone.” I groan and quickly recant my agreement to help her. Astrid smiles to everyone in her office before closing the door. “Tj why did you do that?”

“You know why?” I scold

“Come on are you scared of my two siblings? Please Mr. I am the storm that weathered mountains.” Astrid teased

“Yes! Your siblings both have an independent set of D-Virus outbreaks and you want me to protect them? NO!! If this was your half-brother Jake that would be fine. He’s cool he helped me at BRIPE, but not those two. They have the worst traits of the Weskers and you’re letting them roam free? that’s just inviting a whole world of hurt. Besides do you know those other two?” Astrid shrugged and said “They’re just cameramen and directors Le Sserafim and Aespa swear by.” Astrid scoffs

“Wow I’m shocked you don’t recognize either of them. One of them is the reason your sister has no legs and the sole survivor of her outbreak. the other was a key witness against your brother for his.” The. Astrid looked at me in shock.

“How do you know that?” Astrid Questioned raising her voice

“Because I know everything.” I said “their faces were also plastered all over the news for weeks as well.” I added. My voice remained flat

A look of panic crept into Astrid’s eyes, “What should I do?” Astrid asked frantic

“Cancel the freaking event.” I said

“I can’t the investors already have paid for everything. We’re set to start filming the first half in Raccon city in two weeks.” I blinked three times.

“The first half is where?” I asked not wanting to believe what she just said. “The next thing you’re going to tell me is that tricell and umbrella are investors in this to fix their public image.” I joked calmly expecting a laugh. When I looked at Astrid and when she didn’t negate my statement I groaned. “Didn’t you see what happened at the Umbrella Gala? You were there.” I questioned

Astrid nodded and said in a raised voice “That’s why I hired Dexter and Connor.They protected us so well.” Astrid yelled

“Astrid I love you but you can’t be this stupid.” I say lovingly

“Hey rude.” Astrid retorts yelling

“I am sorry I am not the one who brought my two bio terrorist siblings to film a K-pop show.” I questioned

“That’s not what happened.” Astrid tried to justify

“Astrid literally nothing you say to me will make this better, but because I love you I’ll help but the moment things go wrong we wrap this up and everyone goes home safely.” I reply

“How do you know something will go wrong?” Astrid demanded

“Because I know everything.” I responded ”Also please keep in mind Mrs. Radames is still AWOL” I added . Astrid smiled seeing my care for her hand and her success

“I knew I could count on you TJ!” Astrid said giddy and kissed my cheek.

Astrid breaks her kiss and says“Thanks Tj you da best.” I nodded and began to walk out as I did Astrid beckoned me to come back to her. I turned around

“Here’s my business card go to the ramen place nearby show them the card and they’ll take care of you.” I nodded and started walking out. “I’d figured you’d be hungry.” Astrid added.

Well she was right I was hungry. I walked to the elevator and inside was a pretty girl a really nice pixie cut. She held a happy expression that was really infectious. My frustration quickly melted in her presence. I turned to the young lady and said “You’re super pretty.”

The young lady smiled,“Thank you.” The young lady said and before we could talk any further she left the elevator. A few seconds later my brain clicked who that person was and I was mad I only had the one dumb thing to say.

After that I took the elevator down the door opened and walked to the ramen place. At the lobby Siyeon was waiting for me. She smiled and asked politely if we could talk. I agreed and we headed to the ramen place. I was greeted by the pleasant smell of Soup while we waiting to be seated I chatted with Siyeon

“Where are your members?” I asked

“They went back to the dorm and I Stayed because wanted to talk to you.” Siyeon answered

“Why?” I asked a bit too skeptically in tone.

Siyeon gave me a pleasant smile and pointed to my mtg pin. “We got off on the wrong foot and wanted see if you’re a good person. Also I play magic the gathering and I’m curious about what you play.”

“Oh cool, but I’m not a good person though.” I replied. We were seated in a ramen shop soon after and ordered

“Sorry about earlier.” I addressed awkwardly. Siyeon shrugged it off

“No problem.” She said. I smiled and she did as well. “See a good person wouldn’t apologize.” Siyeon added. I shrugged as my reply. Siyeon smiled before furrowing her brow spacing out then coming back to the conversation mentally and asking me, “Can I ask why were you mad?”

I sighed as I explained “not mad just defensive. Because of this (I gestured to my dark skin) people always stared. Sometimes those stares turn into action most of the time they don’t. So I’d rather face that head on than cower in fear.”

Siyeon smiled cheerfully and replied, “Sounds tiresome.” I nodded

“You have no idea,” I said as our food came to us.

Despite me being almost positive she was not into guys, I was anxious. Siyeon noticed this and asked, “why do you shake?”

“Oh, you’re just one of my biggest K-pop crushes ya know,” I say nonchalantly. Siyeon looks at me surprised for a moment then smiles.

“I’m flattered but I’m I don’t like guys like that.” She said gracefully

I chuckled and said “I figured that but you can’t blame me with how stunning you are.”

Siyeon blushed with a smile. A few moments later she looked at my jersey again then asked “so you are insomnia right?” I nodded “Am I your bias?” Siyeon asked

I laughed and said “no that would be Dami. I love her she’s talented has a work ethic and a cool aura. You’re just the lovable, pretty, and … one of the most powerful vocalists I have ever heard.” I say. Siyeon laughs and flexes her arms

“Super powerful.” She says before breaking into giggles.

“Hey can I ask you a personal question?” I propose

“Yeah sure?”Siyeon assures me

Shaky I ask, “So who is your type at least right now?”

“Oh Kkura what about you?” Siyeon answered like a blushing schoolgirl.

“Well minus you not much else I generally like girls with short hair who are funny.” I say casually. Siyeon smirks knowingly “what?”I ask worried

Siyeon smiled, “No. Nothing” she said mischievously and cutely. The rest of the lunch was silent as Siyeon spent the rest of it texting on her phone smiling like a mad woman

We finish eating and she asks me if I can walk her home I nod. We talk about magic the gathering on the way home. She’s a commander player who loves grixis. Her current main deck is Evelyn the Covetous.

“What deck do you play?” She asked

“Oh uh I have a few decks I play consistently.” I answered

“What is your signature deck?” Siyeon asks

My eyes narrowed as I tried to think “Uh um woo that’s a tough one. I don’t think I have one right now. Most of the time I just play good stuff decks or Dragons. I do play a lot of green-blue x three color stuff.” I answered. Siyeon smiles and responds

“Can I help you build one then?” I give a thumbs up when we arrive at the dorm my bias of the group Dami stares at me with vicious fury. As Siyeon walks in I apologize to her and the rest of the group.

“Don’t grovel it’s unbecoming.” She said as I turned around to leave. I turned back around and said,

“Don’t confuse my remorse for groveling. I made a mistake I felt bad about it and wanted to apologize.” I said stretching to my full height. Dami’s dismal furious look turns into a bemused grin.

“I like you.” She said and that was it. I walked back to Astrid’s office. I was beaming. Thankfully (for my social avoidance) she was talking to dexter leaving Connor waiting outside. I sit next to Connor we’re silent before he says “I see you have a mtg pin. I assume you play Magic the Gathering?” Deciding to have some fun I respond in my most deadpan tone.

“Nope. I have no only play commander.” It took a few moments for Connor to process what he heard and then he starts laughing. We look at each other and I shrug. “What do you play?”

“Mostly commander as well jeskai. My current signature deck is Narset enlightened exile.” Connor relays

“Ah Magic’s favorite autistic kung fu auntie.” I joke. Connor looks at me confused “Wait you didn’t know she is canonically autistic?” I ask. Connor’s eyes widened and said “That’s hilarious I have to tell Dexter.”

“Oh is Dexter autistic?”

“Yeah he was diagnosed last year. I have ADHD and would watch content on social media about it. He saw a few videos on autism and related a bit too much, then got tested and so here we are. What about you?”

“Um sir that is deeply personal and offended you even asked that.” I bluffed when I saw Connor go pale with embarrassment and I responded “I’m just kidding. I’m audhd.” Connor relaxed and I said, “but yeah I mostly play Simic x decks.”

“Nice what’s your signature deck? Let me guess maelstrom wanderer.” Connor asks

“…you know you’re the second person to ask that today, but to answer your question I don’t have one as now.” I answered. Connor’s eyes widened

Connor nods before the door opens and Dexter walks out. He eyes me suspiciously. After the two of them leave I walk back into Astrid’s office. She was busy typing furiously on her computer “those two are going to be the end of me.” She said annoyed.

“Why what happened?” I asked confused.

“Dexter just gave his list of “demands” and they’re completely reasonable but they add a bunch of extra work for me.” Astrid explained

“What is reasonable in this context?” I ask

“Verification of staff, security for idols and guaranteed free time for idols presented.” Astrid answers

“ you didn’t do that?” I ask incredulous

“NO. I did most of it. I didn’t verify all the staff coming though but most of these are fringe girl groups not something like Blackpink or Twice.” Astrid justified

“Hey a celebrity is still a celebrity. I countered

“I hate that you’re right.” Astrid said

“I usually am.” I replied

The next few hours after our little chat were spent shoring up Dexter’s demands. I was exhausted from helping her and needed to go to sleep and or eat, which I became more vocal about, “Come on boss lady call it quits. You’ve worked hard enough today.” I said hoping to appeal to her more introverted traits.

“I have so much work to do for this event though.” Astrid complained I sigh I hate seeing my friend be so discouraged and stressed.

“Would you like any help?” I ask.

“Oh God yes. Can you help me? You know more about k-pop then I do” I nod as I sit next to my friend and fight sleep’s clawing embrace while I help her.

While sitting next to my diligent friend I decided to tease her.

“Can I make a demand?” I ask innocently

“Ugh not you too. What do you want?” Astrid scowls then stares at me.

“Instead of getting paid can I get a Porsche?” I ask teasingly

“Absolutely not. You won’t be doing enough work for me to justify the expense.” Astrid scolds still not realizing I wasn’t being serious.

“You say that now, but I know there’s going to be hang ups and I’m going to have to be the one that solves them.” I joke

“That may be the case but if everything goes to schedule you might be able to pay off that Kia.” Astrid said. I laugh knowing nothing is going to go right for this shoot.

Eventually we end up at her penthouse. She leads me to a guest room where I can finally rest and refresh.

“Oh yeah I forget you’re super rich.” I say cheeky. Astrid smirks

“Yeah, but I’m still not getting you that Porsche.” Astrid replies

“It was a joke.” I replied flatly

“Please I know if bought you a Porsche you would froth at the mouth in joy” she teased

I woke up the next day to a text from two numbers one I didn’t recognize and the other was from Astrid.

“Hey come to our dorm and bring one of your decks.” The unknown number text read.

The other text from Astrid read, “enjoy your only day off your vacation because starting tomorrow you’re all mine buddy. We have so much work to do and I’m going to need the dependable Mr Tj tomorrow.” I groaned but quickly got over it. I was in a beautiful city and had a day to myself at least. I did need to address payment with Astrid because while looking at pretty girls all day is appealing I could easily do that for free, but that’s another concern for a later time. I shower and get ready after finishing up I get ready to head out. Before I can leave however Astrid’s brother and sister look at me. I wasn’t expecting to see them and expecting much less for them to say “where you going?” The youngest of the siblings say.

I look at them confused “I have a date I think?”

“A date?” Astrid’s sister said questioningly

“Yeah although it’s probably not I’m just calling it that because I don’t have a better term for it right now, and don’t want to say I’m going to hang out with a friend or two in an intimate fashion to get closer.”

Astrid’s brother laughed, and replied “I have never heard a date described so accurately but so alien either.”

The two sibling laugh and then the older male asks “can we come?” I know in my brain that’s a bad idea for several reasons but seeing the sincerity in their eyes I respond much kinder than I normally would have given the circumstances,

“Do you guys like magic the gathering ? because I am pretty sure that is going to dominate the conversation.” Both vehemently shake their heads. I sigh and say “then I don’t think that you all coming would be a good fit.” The duo looked genuinely sad and for a moment I forgot that they had body counts the size of cities and apologized. I walked out of the penthouse towards the dorm and the entire time I asked myself why did I feel bad for them. They were evil, but what made me so different from them this thought would continue to weigh on me my entire walk to the dorm when I arrived Connor and Dexter were there along with the rest of the dreamcatcher girls, the le sserafim, and Aespa girls. I sat at a table that was towards the edge of the group. They were all chatting about various things slipping in and out of both English and Korean. I sat there and watched with a smile. I didn’t feel comfortable in my Korean to contribute so I watched from my little corner everyone chatting. Eventually Connor and Yoohyeon turned to me.

“Why are you so quiet Tj?” Yoohyeon asked. I shrugged. Dexter furrowed his brows as he stared at me.

“Stop being on the edge then come on in and join us.” He said warmly. I got up and nodded “Siyeon was just telling us about your little date yesterday.” Dexter adds with an amused smile. My eyes narrowed towards Siyeon who currently busy whispering with Sakura

“What did she say?” I ask hesitantly

“Not much besides the fact you also play commander and you don’t have a signature deck.” Sakura says shocked. I breathed a sigh of relief

“Do all of you play mtg?” I ask. Connor, Dexter Karina, Giselle, Dami, Siyeon, Sakura Yunjin, Chaewon.“Do y’all want to get a game in?” I asked reflexively before I even knew what I was signing up for. Everyone nodded. I groaned realizing I was in for a confirmed 8 player game, but I couldn’t say no to a competition. I space sifted and grabbed one of my decks from my apartment and my Dreamcatcher playmat. All of the people present look at me in surprise.

“How did you do that?” Winter asked.

“Oh it’s an old Domitian magic trick my superior taught me. I just told space on itself to cut distance into nothing” I explained.

“Oh like my displacement door.” Dexter said

“Um kinda it’s more like looking at a map and folding it to make the drive be smaller, and not making to spatial anchor points for instant travel.” I explained the group nods and marveled as I walked over to the table. I laugh when the pair me with Chaewon.

“So what power level are we playing at?” I ask

“High power.” Giselle answers with a clear smile.

I nod and take out first sliver food chain. “Oh that art is so sick. Dexter says noticing my secret lair art.

When I unfurled my playmat Siyeon got one glimpse and the said “I want that.” I laughed and sighed before giving her the playmat. She smiled with the largest one I have seen yet.

I bring up another playmat…my Kamen Rider ooo one to which Sakura says “oh you like Kamen Rider?”

Forgetting that I’m essentially meeting her for the first time I scoff and say, “I love Kamen Rider.” Sakura laughs at this while Connor and Dexter look at me with displeasure.

“What.” I exclaimed Connor responded

“You could have said that nicer. You just met her today.” As my brain processed the scenario my mouth followed

“Holy crap you’re right. It only feels like I’ve known y’all forever but we just met today. Sakura I’m sorry for my rude outburst.”

Sakura smirked, “it’s fine. I like meeting someone who isn’t star struck.” She said

“… I’m star shocked. My brain can’t process what’s going on right now so it’s just doing its best to keep me normal because this is one of the insane days of my life.” I explained

Everyone laughed as we started, Dami handed me back my deck after cutting it I paused for a moment it was a perfect starting hand to turbo out the win since I was going first I wonder if I should go for it. Seeing my first draw confirms it.

“Bayou, mana crypt chrome mox, squee the eternal imprint, exile elvish spirit guide, dark ritual, food chain?” The table looks at me stunned. Except Dexter he goes for a force of negation which I respond with a pact of negation.”

“Yo anyone got anything else if not then he just wins.” Dexter asks

“Wait how.” Sakura asked shocked and confused

“He casts squee from exile infinite times,” Connor explains

Chaewon nods and attempts to play force of will on my food chain…I turn to her and say “Chaewon…we are on the same team.” Chaewon blinks twice then remembers

“Oh right.” And with that, we won then and there. Chaewon Smiled at me with an adorable toothy visage.

#kpop fanfic #fanfic #male reader #edh #aespa giselle #mtg commander #aespa kpop #le sserafim yunjin #dreamcatcher fanfic #dreamcatcher siyeon #resident evil #re6 #miyawaki sakura

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etherealnoir · 6 months

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Found Ep. 7 Thoughts

Spoiler Warning!

So this wasn't my favorite episode. While I did like the show bringing attention to Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women and Girls (sort of...it would've been nice for them to add an info card or something at the end of the episode, but ok), the episode itself left a lot to be desired.

TL;DR: The highlight of this episode was learning more about Hugh's abandonment triggers, because I feel like it added a ton of context to his behavior in the past and in this episode. Everything else was a chop. I feel like they spent too much time on some things (Trent), not enough on others (Lacey), and overlooked a lot of things as well (Gabi being held accountable).

I wrote a lot, but please feel free to skip to whatever part you care the most about lol

1. The Story

It felt weirdly disjointed and all over the place. The natal doctor being the culprit at the end, despite there being NO previous indicators, kind of annoyed me. It was lazy to have it be this random man we barely saw, with a motivation we learned about in the last 5 minutes. They could've EASILY introduced that he worked with many indigenous/marginalized people early in the episode and also mentioned that he lost his own child.

It would've made more sense if he was a part of a ring of people taking babies of color and putting them up for adoption--because that's a thing that actually happens. I feel like they were originally going to have the culprit be the neighbor whose brother lost his baby and blamed it on Aida. As sort of like an eye-for-an-eye thing. But then they realized it'd probably look bad if a bunch of Non-Indigenous people demonized an Indigenous woman like that, so they changed it at the last minute.

2. Lacey

Lacey is always severely underutilized, but this time it felt just sadly egregious. They emphasized that Lacey was uncomfortable with being in the area because of the kidnapping, but...that was about it. It would've been a good opportunity to show a flashback of Lacey and Gabi together as children, or even a great chance to show Gabi and Lacey connecting over their shared experience in adulthood. Better yet, it would've been the perfect time to explore how the kidnapping has affected Lacey in adulthood, because it's clear it presents as a fear more intense than Gabi's.

Also her randomly kicking in the door and rushing into the house was odd, no matter how much they said in-show that it was ooc. Sometimes it feels like scenes are cut out that would add clarity to the scenes they leave in.

3. Trent x Gabi

As much as I love them together, I get really REALLY tired of watching Gabi use Trent and his network without any repercussions or hard pushback. I know that Gabi agreed to work closely with the police to make sure the people who committed the crimes face punishment, but I can only suspend disbelief BUT SO MUCH. Like what do you mean Gabi and Dhan can threaten a potential suspect into confessing? What do you mean they can just find things about people in less than a day, whenever they ask for it? WHY are they able to break rules with impunity, when doing so would absolutely cause the case to get thrown out in court????

As much as I know that Trent cares about Gabi and is willing to risk his job for her, I'm failing to understand why. What has she done for him that has made him want to give up his job for her? Because, from what we've seen so far, she hasn't really...done...much? We know they slept together at least once, that he has feelings for her, and that she relies on him a lot. But I feel like this show is constantly telling us that Gabi is worth sacrifice without illustrating why.

If this show is going to improve, they REALLY need to stop trying to make us believe that Gabi can do whatever she wants because reasons. It's starting to feel very Mary Sue-ish, and I don't want that to happen to her.

I at least hope that she takes accountability for taking the thumbdrive.

4. Hughbert "Sir" Evans

The one thing I did like about this episode is that we learned a lot about who Hugh is, and what his triggers are. If they choose to stay consistent anyway. Because they said in one episode that one of his triggers was mess/dirt, and then it was never brought up again lol.

In this episode, we learned that Hugh has abandonment issues. I believe that Hugh suffered from Parental Neglect as a child, which ties into this quest he had to "save" Gabi from her own perceived neglect. Hugh illustrates all the traits of someone who grew up not feeling heard or paid attention to: forcing Gabi to debate with him, him lecturing at her when she's eating, him having a meltdown when she ignores him or walks away. He threw a temper tantrum when he suspected that someone else might be taking attention away from him, because he finds comfort in knowing that it's always just him and Gabi in that house, and that she's consciously aware that he's there.

Obviously his traumatic past doesn't excuse the shit he's done. But it does add a ton of context.

These are a lot of thoughts, sorry lol This episode just bugged me. I feel like the writers room doesn't have their shit together. Maybe in S2 (if they get one), they'll find a rhythm that works. They need to. Because I shouldn't be able to tell a better story than these people who were PAID to do so.

#found nbc

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robthegoodfellow · 9 months

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summer retrospective time because i'm feeling down about term starting up and not writing as much as i wanted to but I KNOW this is ridiculous and my goals were unreasonable.

so totally unasked for and unprompted here's what i got:

Chapters 8 and 9 of Upside-Down - 32k (total wip 118k) - E - Harringrove - Crazy long March chapter wherein an ominous phone rings and rings, Billy experiences some firsts (first time playing D&D against his will! first time fucking Steve! first time enduring a birthday party!), and Eddie drags Billy to a thrash metal concert. In Flayedville, the kids rally the troops to save Billy, he and Steve share body heat, and plans don't go as planned.

Two fics written for upcoming @strangerthingscharityzine totaling 4k words in their original state, trimmed down to 1.5k words each for the zine edition. Idk if I'm allowed to summarize but one of them made Remy cry!

That Bartender Sure is Something - 1k - G - Harringrove - Sideways scene rewrite from alt character's POV wherein I try to lay groundwork for why Steve's parents are out of town so often (aside from my need to give boys safe space to fuck and be super freaking domestic).

Chapters 11 and 12 of Only One Bed - 13k (total wip 59k) - E - Harringrovesoningham or whatever Steve/Billy/Eddie/Chrissy is called - Chrissy POV and Eddie POV chapters wherein Chrissy and Billy bond and then Billy/Eddie/Chrissy navigate their dynamic as asymmetrical polyamorous triad. Mostly cute!! Minimal angst!!

¿Por qué no los dos? - 18k - E - Harringroveson/Metalsandwich - What was supposed to be an excuse to make Steve and Eddie thirst over Billy in space buns becomes unexpectedly harrowing exploration of aromantic experience for me and apparently others, some of whom may be entitled to compensation. But there's smut... at the end?

Drafted aaalmost first half (7k) of @bigbangharringrove fic wherein Steve flirts with necromancy and necrophilia and NO STOP where are you going it's all gonna be fine!!! See, Billy died in this contemporary fantasy version of Hawkins where magic and supernatural creatures are just kinda there and so Steve tries to revive him but he imports the wrong file. The wrong Billy. Because there happens to be a lust demon that goes by the same name as Steve's dearly departed husband and let me tell ya he is NOT jazzed to be here. Working with @LucaDoodleDoo who is awesome AND so far has not run away!

Drafted 1.5k of fic for upcoming @harringrovezine. Still on track to be way too long but I WILL trim it down. Not sure what else I'm free to say but I'm excited how it's shaping up?

what follows is me convincing myself i did a good job

And that's... that's it. About 76.5k in all. Which is more than I realized (and also according to haphazard math is more than last summer by maybe 10k?)

I'm not usually fixated on word count much (aside from like laugh-crying when a fic just balloons way bigger than anticipated), and more words does not equal better words by ANY means, but I think this gives me a reality check about getting down on myself. I didn't finish the major things I originally set out to finish but... yeah, such is life when you have more than one WIP in which you are painfully invested 😅

And it's not like I won't EVER finish them which is prob my biggest fear because i had a rep growing up for all my grand plans and projects just losing steam and going nowhere. But I am capable of finishing fics because look ma, there's 3 whole multi-chap fics with the little green check mark (please actually DON'T look, ma).

I'm just babbling now. When work starts I'll be back to writing in random libraries after last bell and my output will slow, and I'm sad about it. But wow you know what I did shit out a bunch of words in like 2.5 months so at least there's that.

(Hesitant to post this because I'm sure it looks like flexing or fishing or something? Or like I'm implying that unless you too are shitting out words you suck? Which uhh I am not! The intent is more for Present Me to flex on Past Me, maybe? And fish some reassurance out of cold hard numbers to more easily put things in perspective.)

Mostly this did work, though! I feel better about the summer. If you need a boost, look over what you've done across a certain span of time using whatever measurement suits you and talk yourself into a pat on the back.

Pat, pat.

#rob rambles #a summary of quarterly whatevers #billy hargrove #my beloved #harringrove #mungrove #harringroveson #harringrovesoningham #that name won't even fit on the side of the ship what are we doing #strangerthingscharityzine #harringrovezine #spin me right round #only one bed

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biblicallyaccuratechicken · 1 month

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🦷, 🪱, n 🌧️ if you please :3

Essay (multiple) time! ^^'

🦷 How do I view being alterhuman? - It honestly depends on the person. With some people, it seems like they're misunderstanding parts of themselves; for instance, I'm like a cat, but I am not and never have been a cat (though i wouldn't try to say that to anyone; they know themselves better than i do). I don't believe in past lives, but people talk about memories from them; if I'm being totally and completely honest (read: no one is gonna like this), I personally think that's a case of possession/demonization. For other people, like me, we just are our theriotypes. I always have been an angel, whether I knew it or not. We're ourselves, always have been and will be, but that also means there's something not quite conventionally human about our souls. I don't think it makes us less human, per se, though others may disagree; in fact, as it's humans' job to steward and watch over the earth, I think this state of being is helpful in connecting with our charge, even if we're not aware of it.

🪱 What are some things that remind me of my theriotype? - That's kind of a hard question, in a way. I shift pretty often at what seem to be random times (actually it's almost constant that i'll feel at least one pair of wings), but I don't really see myself in very many mainstream depictions of angels; generally too much white and gold. I see myself in dragons, multitudes of eyes, and birdlike wings (the more the better), iridescence, and feathers; and I feel a connection to fire, the moon, thunderstorms, and the wind. I'm not really sure if that answers the question. I also really like horizontal halos, particularly a little askew, and the little costume halos are awesome (when people wear them as themselves–people who wear them trying to "look like an angel" in demeanor hit the uncanny valley and it looks bad); cloaks and capes are cool cause they remind me of wings and being disguised, if that makes sense. I also really like Aphmau's kind of depiction of Irene/Aph as a sort of goddess/angel; it just feels right

🌧️ What do I think of other people who share my theriotype? - There are all kinds of angels. The way I'm a seraph is, as you have seen firsthand, not going to be the same way someone else is. That said, I haven't really interacted with a lot of angelkin, but when I searched it, I saw a lot of romanticizing of subservience and holiness in (let's call them) heavenly angels, and tortured darkness in fallen angels, that felt a liiiiiittle cliche. Of course, there's a reason tropes and cliches exist–there is truth in them–and if so many people identify with them, of course it'll seem tropey; I'm just a little worried that people might get caught up in the trope and lose what's truly angelic about them, if that makes sense. This may be due to my different understanding of what an angel even is, but to me it looks like a lot of people get caught up in the trope and either lose their real identities, or put on the term "angelkin" because they don't presently have a better way to describe what's going on in their heads, if that makes sense (the way that i, between about second grade and about eighth grade, used to call myself a cat because, having been raised around and primarily friends with cats my whole life, i had developed similarities; i wasn't actually a cat, and i didn't think i was, but at the time that was the language i had to express who i was discovering myself to be). Again, I haven't interacted directly with any other angelkin; but from the outside, it looks largely like there's a significant number of people who put on the costume halo because they like it and identify with it, and then try to act even more "angelic," losing sight of their identities in the process and forgetting that the reason they're wearing the halo is because they're already angels. (Honestly I think the bottom of this issue is that people are so uneducated about angels. They may know names and domains of archangels, like Gabriel or Michael, but that kind of thing isn't really useful when identifying individual types of heavenly beings :/)

I hope I've given adequate answers! Please ask any follow-up questions that may come to mind!

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chidoroki · 1 year

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182 Days of TPN - Day 38

Chapter 38: “Forest of Vows”

Letting y’all know right now, if these become rather short, you can blame TotK. I purposefully had a good week of chapters written out in advance this whole time because I knew I’d become too attached to the game (& I’m loving it so far of course, though I don’t feel like I’ve gotten very far atm). So it’s been a few days for me personally to write more, but here we are and oh boy, what a way to start by saying farewell to this absolute queen. Don’t worry, honey, I’ll fangirl about you more once September hits.

That’s because all the books the house had were transported over from the human side of the world, sweetie. I was gonna question whether or not demons even use books, but then I remember Ayshe’s father taught her how to read, so yeah, they do. Anyways, I know demons are generally larger than any human but I wonder if these huge trees make them feel small at all? Or it’s probably all so normal to them they don’t even think twice about it.

This little fantasy of Emma’s is too cute. I love that she thought of the other kids like Phil who were left behind at the house, but it hurts not seeing Norman there. Is it safe to assume Ray made all that food? Funny how Emma sorta predicted him becoming our team chef later on.

My boy, for once in your life, can you please pat her head nicely? Especially when she’s injured! Pfftt I don’t mind it really, but I liked how the anime switched it up and just had him scare her with the jar instead. Her yell was equally as good. & I know for sure I was reading an unofficial translation the first time I picked up this series because I distinctly remember Ray going “Heyoooo” instead. I dunno why it stuck with me but to this day I greet people with that a lot.

Him watching out for her once again and more importantly, HIS APOLOGY!!! Anime made his voice SO SOFT it brings me close to tears. And she just smiles and accept it all!

He is so darn grateful, look at this smile!! I know the second season messed up a whole lot, but I gotta thank them for nailing this whole scene. All voice actresses did a splendid job with these two.

HIS PROMISE!!! One of my favorite moments of whole series and no doubt one of his best, probably the pivotal moment of his character development actually.

“Ray once believed his life was cursed and that he deserved to die after spending years thinking his family were nothing but a huge burden. So for him to come around after his attempted suicide and vow to live and protect the siblings he was so close to abandoning is the perfect example of character development. Needless to say he does stay true to this promise by being completely loyal to Emma and supportive of their family throughout the entire rest of the series and I’m so proud.” - a lazy chidoroki

Ray spent most of his life sorta isolated from the others because he knew the house’s secret and didn’t want to drag anyone else down with him, so for him to come around and tell Emma that it’s better to work together with everyone to reach their goal.. it just hits so hard.

My random pen question from ch23 about whether the WM pen actually had ink or not has been answered (though Snickers pointed this out too in the tags that day so thank you for not letting my mind wonder endlessly about it).

Could you imagine just walking around with your best buddy, having the time of your lives admiring this grand forest, when suddenly they fall through the ground with no explanation. Talk about scary.

It hasn’t even been five minutes and Ray’s already proving how serious he’s keeping his promise. I love this boy and all that rage on his face. Also, Chris being totally lost about what’s happening and just having Emma drag him everywhere.

Favorite panel/moment:

Yet another head pat with Chris and his adorable trotting.

#the promised neverland #tpn manga #182daysoftpn #chidoroki used chatter

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Hi I saw that requests were open and I was wondering if you could possibly do alastor and sister headcanons like maybe the sister kind of just overworked herself cuz she she just wanted the best life for him even though she probably was like getting sick constantly and she eventually dies and they possibly meet in hell

Please only platonic and only if you have time to do this

Alastor’s Reuniting w/ His Sister in Hell

When you and Alastor were kids it always seemed like he was getting himself into trouble

Sure he had all the girls crushing on him, but those terrible little boys were always so jealous and would often bully him

Al never said it bothered him, would just laugh and say they’ll get what they deserved

And you may not have understood what that meant exactly

But you still felt bad for your brother, it’s not like you two had the best home life and now his school life wasn’t the greatest either

And that was besides the fact you and him were mixed (Im following the idea he’s Creole and has a light brown skin tone)

You didn’t exactly partake in school, you did your best, but most your time was focusing on helping provide for your brother rather than studying

Your mom tried but it wasn’t easy due to her heritage and your father was next to useless if he was even around the guy was drunk more often than not it seemed when he was around

And things didn’t get better as the two of you grew older

Teen years were met with Alastor talking back to your father, the two of you trying to protect your mother, which resulted in him getting in altercations with your father

He got into more than enough altercations with the neighborhood boys due to the fact the ladies seemed to be drawn to him rather than them

And to your knowledge your brother didn’t have any interest in these women

Alastor was more involved in music, specifically radio, and sometimes hunting

He somehow managed to get a job in radio, how you’re not exactly sure

Sure he was a charismatic guy but he was also standoffish

You were just glad he started to find his way

Everyday for you felt like a battle to get out of bed, your body seeming to age as rapidly as your mind had to growing up

When he moved out he offered to take you with him but you stayed home with your mother, her health starting to fail her as well

By now you don’t know what happened to your father, he left just to never come back and Alastor seemed to care less than ever

As if they guy never existed

So you couldn’t bear the thought of your mother being all alone in her time of need

It wasn’t until one day when there was a knock on your door did everything change

A man stood at the door, a man you didn’t know but he wore a police uniform

You assumed it was going to be random trouble, neighbors calling about this or that just to complain and unsettle your family

What you didn’t expect was for the officer to tell you Alastor had died in a hunting accident

And what happened next you really don’t know

The next thing you remember is waking up in a hellish world where people looked like demons and animals looked like spawns of satan

You faired no better, you looked like some sort of horse or something, somehow still human, it was all just a mess (see metaphor workhorse)

You knew no one here, everyone seemed rude, and this definitely wasn’t the place that had girls wearing skirts to their ankles and men in anything but slacks and a shirt

It took weeks… months…

You felt even more loss than when you were alive and the isolation of everything was getting to you

It wasn’t until you were at work one day, managing to find some sort of work to keep from wandering, did things change once again

Getting yelled at your boss for not cooking the order right, even tho he wrote it down wrong and instead blamed you

Everything was too much and you just wanted to die again but it seems the Executioners have no interest in you so here you were… stuck for eternity

But as your boss yelled at you you heard a family voice

At first you thought it was your imagination until you saw the swagger, the confidence

There Alastor stood, smile larger than anything you’ve ever seen as he stared down your boss

And there Alastor grew in size, limbs becoming lanky and long, antlers spouting from the top of his head, teeth managing to become sharper as that smile only grew

Nothing happened besides your boss apologizing to you before running to the back room

You stood shocked, not only equally as scared but as well surprised at what was in front of you

Your brother, someone you thought you would never see again, stood in front of you

And though he looked different, even small and more human looking than whatever you just saw, he was still as charismatic yet questionable as ever

“Well dear sister, never thought I’d see you here!” He laughed “only the scum of the earth end up in a place like this!”

You had no idea what he meant, you knew this was hell, came to terms with it, but if only he knew what you did to help the two of you survive

His shock was a reassurance of his lack of knowledge

“No matter! You mustn’t stay in a place like this, not worth your time. Come with me and I’ll make sure you never work a day in your life! Not saying you didn’t do enough of that already when we were living”

He only continued to laugh, as if everything the two of you had become was a joke

You may have not understood, and may have feared the change you sensed in Alastor

But even the slightest familiar face in a place like this was better than anything

#Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel imagine #Hazbin hotel headcanons #Hazbin hotel Alastor #Hazbin hotel Alastor imagine #Hazbin hotel Alastor headcanons #Alastor imagine #Alastor headcanons #hh alastor imagine #hh alastor headcanons

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I had this reverse love potion fic idea that would be all angst no plot and I don’t want to write it, so have some notfic.

One day, SQQ wakes up by LBH’s side and feels… nothing? Maybe a vague sense of discomfiture being in bed with a man? He’s not amnesic or anything, so he knows there is nothing wrong with sharing a bed with Luo Binghe, but it doesn’t feel right. He tries to work through it, to go on with his life like this is normal, but he has no actual desire to, and he feels like it’s reciprocated? Like, LBH is evading him, which is highly unusual. So when LBH breaks and asks SQQ if he feels different, they talk and discover they don’t love each other anymore. It’s like the switch has been turned off. They both can tell it’s not normal, that it has to have been some form of attack. SQQ figures it’s one of LBH’s supposed wives trying to break them up. He knows he should be more upset than he is, but when he thinks back to his relationship it’s like watching a movie. It has nothing to do with him. Hey, maybe it’s a chance to set the plot back into something like what was supposed to happen? SQQ could just be another peak lord, LBH could lead his realm, it’d be fine.

Luo Binghe takes it a bit harder because he’s very self-motivated, and even if he’s not in love with SQQ anymore he can remember how happy he was with his teacher as a husband. It’s nothing he wants right now, but he knows he would be pleased to get it back again.

Still, even he cannot deal with the current awkwardness of faking domestic bliss with someone he doesn’t feel anything special for, so they decide that LBH will return to the demon realm for now, and that they’ll each look for ways to reverse the situation by themselves, by which they both know LBH will and SQQ will open a book when he feels like it.

LBH does start up chasing every lead, but he’s fighting a losing war. Every single person from his realm he speaks to agree that this is the greatest thing that could ever happen to him. He’s finally detached from the peak lord! Maybe he can take his job seriously now! And marry, oh, a couple hundreds demonesses, that’d be nice.

SQQ lives a pretty similar setting. His fellow peak lords aren’t exactly LBH’s biggest fans, and maybe some of them are thinking this is a godsend.

The main difference I think is that as time passes, I think SQQ would become lonely. From the moment he came to this world up to that fateful morning, his life pretty much revolved around LBH? Now that the main plot is completed, without LBH around, it’s kind of dull. And hey, since he’s got nothing better to do, why not focus on researching a cure? So he puts more time on this.

Meanwhile, I think LBH would become more and more focused on ruling his realm, since he’s very driven and doesn’t really have SQQ as a focus anymore, so the quest would fall to the side after a while.

Still, a very ambitious demon decided he’d find the cure years ago, because while everyone else is trying to a get a pretty uninterested LBH to look at them twice, this demon knows for a fact that if he gives LBH the only one he ever loved back, he’d instantly be rewarded so richly his life would be made. So he works at it, and one day shows up with something sus and is like “this is it!”

LBH is quite suspicious at first and asks everyone with any knowledge on the matter to make sure he won’t be poisoned, but he’s immune to poison so everyone is like *shrug* you should go for it. So he does, immediately starts crying because all the time he wasted being away from his shizun, the love of his life! Why! Why didn’t he search for this without rest! So anyway, he takes the thing and has MBJ teleport him to SQQ’s side, who, again, is now more open to the idea because he’s missing something he can’t understand. He takes it, they both cry, everyone else also does for a different reason, the random demon is so promoted it’s not even funny, and together SQQ and LBH go on a hunt to find out who, exactly, was this fucking reckless with their own life that they thought trying to keep them apart would be a good idea.

This woman spends the rest of her very short life regretting it.

The end.

#The Scum Villain Self Serving System #Scum Villain #BingQiu #notes

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shipaholic · 10 months

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Episode 3: “I Know Where I’m Going” / “The Resurrectionists”

I’ve slept for about two hours, so it’s episode 3 liveblog time! Spoilers under the cut.

- Goob gets his own hand-stencilled mug and hot chocolate powder. What a life.

- The mysterious Mrs Sandwich...! I know nothing about her whatsoever, and I still don’t.

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- When Muriel sits down with the box visible over their shoulder, it feels less like they might see it and more like it’s watching them. I think the box itself is a good deal more important than any characters seem to be aware of.

- And now Aziraphale and Crowley have left Muriel alone with the box. HMM.

- “I don’t know how you lot have managed to stay in charge all this time.” “I’m not sure we have, have we?”

- “That’s how you lot measure miracles? How many times you could have brought someone back from the dead?”

- (Re. Nina and Maggie) “One fabulous kiss and we’re good” HMMMM. Something tells me Crowley is going to attempt one fabulous kiss himself and things afterwards will decidedly not be good.

- What was Muriel going to say about humans falling in love? They started to say, “Oh yes, especially -” gesturing back into the bookshop, and then Crowley finished the sentence for them. Especially what, Muriel? What opinions can you have already formed? Did you read all of Pride & Prejudice in the last three minutes?

- Crowley is so whipped it is actually embarrassing for him. Anyone less nice than Aziraphale would tease him about this until he disintegrated.

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- Number of people meddling in Nina’s love life in first three episodes: Aziraphale + Crowley + Maggie + Mrs Sandwich + Muriel = 5. She is the world’s foremost meddled-with woman.

- AZIRAPHALE DRIVES WORSE THAN CROWLEY THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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- I realise that Aziraphale is very English (as am I), but it was still jarring to hear him pronounce it “A - Zed - Fell”. I have to admit A Zee Fell flows much better.

- Did. Did Aziraphale just shoot a dirty look at Crowley because he described Gabriel as beautiful. Guys. You cannot both be jealous of the same terrible man. No-one has ever been less of a romantic threat to your relationship.

- So far, in all the scenes set in the past, Crowley has been having a whale of a time, while Aziraphale slinks along miserably under the weight of one moral crisis after another. Meanwhile, in the present, Aziraphale is darting around absolutely having the time of his life while Crowley sulks and fumes in the background.

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- Aziraphale gets to pick the tunes, and he immediately goes for Danse Macabre. Neither of them are beating the goth allegations.

- Ooh, Crowley taking over the radio and twisting it just like Hell used to do to him.

- The yellow Bentley: perfect no notes.

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- Beelzebub seems surprised that Hell has no news about Gabriel. Admittedly that’s a dent in the theory that they want Aziraphale and Crowley to successfully hide him.

- Aw. Beez is having an emotional crisis. And confiding in a random demon about it. And not punishing him. You’re in charge, Bzzbzz. If you want people to have more job satisfaction in Hell, the change starts with you.

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- My Best Games Of Chess. That is definitely a book that Gabriel can get nothing out of besides demonstrations about gravity.

- Crowley carefully carrying armfuls of books around the shop, only to toss them over his shoulder when he loses focus. He’s as much of a menace as Jim.

- Is this the most dressed-down we’ve ever seen Crowley? It’s a good look, tbh. Very slinky.

- Are those. Elbow slits. To show off his elbows. ?

- Crowley. My dear one. Please stop saying “Vavoom”. Even Jim is mocking you now.

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- This is a contender for being the worst thing Aziraphale’s ever done. Just. Piously, obliviously cruel. Didn’t undo any of the ‘wickedness’ Elspeth committed that night, just ensured she wouldn’t get paid for it. I expected her to splash him with a good dollop of pickled herring-corpse soup.

- Ohhh we’re acknowledging that only Crowley is capable of stopping time. I’m prepared to wait patiently for an explanation of why he and only he has that power.

- Aziraphale won me back by tearfully rocking the jar with the tumour in. He just loves so much, and he lives surrounded by mayflies.

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- OK this is a lot of clues all at once!! The publican mistook Gabriel for a mason (why a mason specifically??), and assumed so was the person he was with. And of the two of them, Gabriel was the most memorable. Who’s that going to be then? Not Beelzebub, surely? The Metatron, perhaps??

- When I paused the video, the notes on Amazon say re. the jukebox, ‘This is a Multi-Horn High-Fidelity Record player. Another definition of fidelity is “degree of exactness with which something is copied or reproduced”.’ So, Nice And Accurate, then?

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- The laudanum is sold by “C.M.O.T. Dibbler”. Haha, nice.

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- Crowley what in the world is this Alice in Wonderland shit.

- David Tennant is doing his utmost, but I cannot handle the cringiness of laudanum-drunk Crowley, I’m sorry. This is like “ETERNITAAAAAAAAY” on crack.

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- Oh noooo oh myyy they’re walking along and Aziraphale has his arm around Crowley’s waist hellllp this is cute as all get out you guys stoppp I mean it

- Oop there he goes.

- “And then I never saw Crowley again (for many many years)” ERM. Oh God. That’s a bring-down. How. How long did Hell torture Crowley for this. ...Is this minisode set before the Victorian holy water scene in S1. Is it. ???

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- I LOVE Aziraphale sweetly and with great prepossession handling himself like a boss around skinheads. Yeah he has nothing to fear from Mr NO RECEPTS. I wish good things for the grindr guy, though.

- All he’s doing is calling Crowley? No selfie with the Gabriel statue?

- Considering it was the whole point of this Edinburgh excursion, Aziraphale has been MISERABLE at bringing back clues. He didn’t ask anything useful about the jukebox or about the statue. This was basically just a nice holiday for the Bentley.

- He is the MOST cute though. His little face. <333

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- Nina. How can you resist Maggie’s beautiful blue eyes.

- “Did they vavoom?” No Goob. They vavoomn’t.

- EEP, the one-two punch of Gabriel doing a creepy possession speech and Shax banging on the window got me. Whose voice was that underlying Gabriel’s? It didn’t sound like God - it was American and female, but different to anyone we’ve heard so far, I think. Tempests? A Leviathan reference, maybe...? We haven’t seen any weird weather so far except caused by Crowley. And God and Satan in the Job episode.

- The shot where Gabriel’s eyes go back to normal *chef’s kiss*

- The thing about Shax, is that even though she is an antagonist, she is completely honest and straight-up about everything she’s doing. There is no manipulation here. She is not just honest about her actions, but her limitations, too. She freely acknowledges she can’t enter the bookshop. (Or fix the boiler!) I still find it quite endearing.

- Also. Is Shax a vampire???

- Another puzzle piece about Beelzebub... after being told by another demon earlier in the episode that there was no new intel about Gabriel, Shax turns up with the apparent news that Beelzebub knows Gabriel is in the bookshop. Either Shax is bluffing (which she doesn’t seem capable of doing), or... Beelzebub is lying to other demons but letting Shax into their confidence. Not all the way in, I imagine, but more than Demon Bob or whatever he was called.

- Oh god. Crowley being so protective of Aziraphale, and at the same time so fatalistic. “It’s always too late.” That’s the third time he says “too late” this episode, and it’s clearly a reference to the time it always is in Hell. I guess it makes no difference having the ability to stop time, if it’s already too late.

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- Bagpipes theme song is another winner.

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General thoughts... I wasn’t really feeling this minisode, to be totally honest. I found it a bit cartoony. I think I prefer when Crowley and/or Aziraphale drive the action rather than tagging along behind someone. I greatly enjoyed the bits set in the present day, though.

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Imp-Adventures in Babysitting

Hey guys! I know it’s been a while since I wrote a story. Work has been killing me. Plus, I couldn’t come up with something new to write but now I’m back!

This story is my first Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss crossover fanfics. This would be about the Imps meeting my OC Sonya and Liz for the first time.

So, relax and enjoy a story!

In Imp City, there was an important meeting. Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie and Loona were in the meeting room. Blitzo was drawing some random stuff on the board.

Blitzo - “Alright everybody listens up! Thanks to the weapons we order thanks to Moxxie, we will able to kill motherfuckers even better and bloodier than before!”

Moxxie - *pleased* “Thank you sir. I have to admit using half of my paycheck was actually worth it. Especially how we were kidnapped by those so-called “Demon Hunters” and basically used all of our good weapons.”

Millie - “I’ll have to admit, it was one of my favorite fights! I've never chopped up so many people in my life.”

Loona - *texting on her phone* “Eh. It was whatever. But the fighting was pretty cool though.”

Blitzo - *excited* “Alright, let's test these babies out!”

Blitzo picked up a gun and was about to use it, but Moxxie quickly stopped him. He took the gun away like a parent taking scissors away from a child.

Moxxie - *sterner* “Sir! We can’t practice inside here. Somebody could get hurt and lose an eye or something.”

Blitzo - “Oh yeah that’s right. Plus, last time you nearly burned my office and killed my new pet Eels Alejandro, Folder, Fish, and Fluffycakes.”

Millie - *confused* “You actually names them?”

Blitzo - “Uh yeah? What was I supposed to call them?”

Moxxie - *sighs* “Look I said I was sorry about that Sir. How many more time you want me to say it?”

Blitzo - “When I forget. Anyway, where should we practice?”

Millie - “The parking lot?”

Blitzo - “Nah. Too many fucking cars. Plus, I just had my van painted. I don’t want any scratches on it.”

Moxxie - “What about the park?”

Blitzo - “Oh perfect! There are also a bunch of dick holes we can practice our new weapons on.”

()()()()()()()()

At the park, the IMPS was hiding in the bushes. Blitzo was looking around for targets like a cat. Then he found a perfectly normal looking one sitting on a bench with his girlfriend. Blitzo took out one of his new guns and cocked it.

Blitzo - “Okay you guys ready for some shooting target practice?”

Millie - “You betcha Boss!”

Moxxie looked over his shoulder to make sure no other demon was looking at them.

Moxxie - *nervous* "Um sir? Are you sure it’s appropriate to use our new weapons on people?”

Blitzo - *uncaring* “This is hell, Moxxie. Nobody cares if a weirdo gets killed.”

Millie - “He got a point Moxx.”

Moxxie - “But what if it's someone really important?”

Blitzo - *annoyed “Oh what royal fuck comes here?

Moxxie - “Umm maybe Stolas or the other overlords?”

Blitzo - *dismissed* “Oh please they won't come here. Besides, Stolas is with his kid seeing some movie.”

Blitzo then shot the victim and he kneeled in a bush. The girlfriend looked shocked and concerned.

Millie - “Ooh nice shot sir!”

Blitz - *proudly* “Thanks!”

Moxxie - *sighs* “Oh alright. As long it’s not an important demon.”

Moxxie began to take out a bow and arrow. He began to shoot random demons as well. He even caught one in the eye.

Demon - “‘My eye!”

Millie - “Ooh nice shot Moxxie!”

Moxxie - *happy* “Thanks Honey!”

Blitzo, Moxxie and Millie continued to shoot random demons. They were doing a good job and were happy that the new weapons were working. The best part was that nobody figured out that it was them shooting ransom people. Like Blitzo mentioned before “It’s Hell. Nobody cares.” Then Blitzo said:

Blitzo - *smug* “Watch this! I'm gonna shoot the new sleepy dart with my eyes closed. “

Blitzo closed his eyes and shot the dart gun. The gun ricochets to different things like a bench, flowers, birdbath and then it’s disappeared. Millie and Moxxie looked confused on how it missed someone.

Moxxie - “Uh sir? I think you missed?”

Blitzo - *opened his eyes* “Oh. Eh well must be a piece of shit, Anyways, who wants lunch?”

()()()()()()()()

Meanwhile, Charlie’s youngest cousin Sonya was on her skateboard heading to her cousin’s hotel for a visit. Sonya was looking down on her phone texting her cousin and finished.

Sonya - There! Now Cousin Charlie will know I'm coming.”

Then her twin sister Liz came out in shadow form. She was looking a bit annoyed.

Liz - *annoyed* “Ugh, why am I doing the work?”

Sonya - *annoyed* “Dude, you just moved our body so we don’t fall off on my skateboard while I text Cousin Charlie.”

Liz - *whine* “While it took hours!”

Sonya - “It was only a few minutes! Drama Twin. *Then she felt something hit her arm* Ow!! What the-? “

Sonya looked down and saw a dart in her arm. She quickly took the dart out and threw it aside. At first, she was worried if she was getting aimed, but then quickly dismissed it. Demons in hell are always throwing and shooting random things in the street. Not even caring that if it hit people.

Sonya - “Stupid demons…Always throwing crap around.”

Liz - “At least it was a gunshot.”

Sonya - “True that.”

Then a few minutes later, Sonya started to feel woozy and dizzy. Liz was starting to get worried for her twin.

Liz - *concerned* “Dude you don’t look so good.”

Sonya - *tired* “I know…I think it was from that dart gun.”

Blitzo was in his van singing along to Mustang Dong. Moxxie was covering his eyes cause of the terrible music and Millie was just happily looking out the window. Then all of a sudden, he saw a kid on a skateboard not going fast enough.

Blitzo - *trying to stop the van* “OH SHIT!!”

Blitzo not only spun the wheel, but hit the brake as quickly as possible. But as the van was stopping, it still bumped into Sonya. Sonya then fell off her skateboard and she fell on the ground. Just when she was about to get up, her skateboard hit her head and she was unconscious and facing down on the ground.

Blitzo - “Okay who did I hit?”

Moxxie and Millie got out of the van to see. They both saw Sonya face down on the ground with her hood covering her head.

Moxxie - *worried* “Oh crumbs! It’s a little kid!”

Millie - *concerned “Oh my! The poor thing!”

Blitzo - “So just leave it! I mean the kid is probably just an orphan or something.”

Moxxie - *mad* “Sir no we aren’t doing that! I’m gonna check if the little guy is okay.”

Moxxie ran toward Sonya’s body. He kneeled down and was relieved that he didn’t see any blood or anything. Moxxie carefully moved Sonya’s body and noticed something familiar. Then Moxxie moved Sonya's hair and noticed it was blonde. His eyes widened and recognized the red dots on her cheeks and Moxxie screamed in horror.

Millie - *concerned* “Honey what’s wrong!?”

Moxxie - *scared* “SIR! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT YOU DONE?!”

Blitzo - “What? It’s just a kid. It’s not dead…Wait, is it?”

Moxxie - *paranoid* “T-This isn't just any kid! This is the princess's cousin as in LUCIFER'S NIECE!!”

Millie - *shocked* “What?!”

Blitzo - “Oh. Oh...*slowly start to realize* OH SHIT!!!”

Millie - *try to calm them now* “Now now let's not panic.”

Moxxie - *freaking out* “THIS IS THE PERFECT TIME TO PANIC HONEY! *Start to hyperventilate* Her uncle is going to kill us!”

Millie - *trying to stay calm* “Come down Moxx, you're gonna have a panic attack!”

Moxxie - *freaking out* “I CAN'T!! THE KING GONNA MOUNT OUR HEADS ON THE WALL FOR HURTING HIS NIECE!!”

Millie - “Shhh Shh! Calm down sweetie!”

Moxxie - “WE ARE DEAD! WE ARE SO DEAD- “

Then Blitzo gave Moxxie a hard slap on the cheek. Normally Millie would tear somebody apart for hurting her husband, but she knows Blitzo was only trying to calm down Moxxie. The slap actually did work because Moxxie was actually calm.

Blitzo - “Calm your baby dick Moxxie! Alright look, it's no big deal. We will just take her back to headquarters until she wakes up. I mean what harm could it do?”

Moxxie - *disbelief* “That’s your plan?!”

Blitzo - “Do you have a better idea?! *Moxxie stood silent* I didn’t think so!”

Blitzo picked up Sonya and slung her over his shoulder. Moxxie and Millie got back in the van as Blitzo carefully handed them Sonya’s unconscious body. Sonya’s head was now laying on Moxxie’s lap as Millie held on to Sonya to make sure she didn’t fall. After settling in, Blitzo started the car and quickly drove off. The only thing that was left behind was Sonya’s hat and skateboard.

Less than 15 minutes later, The IMPS made it to their building. Blitzo parked the van, and to the back where Moxxie and Millie were sitting with Sonya’s body. He opened the door, and carefully carried out Sonya’s body and slung her over his shoulder again. Millie and Moxxie got out and all three of them ran inside the building and to their office. They saw Loona on her phone texting and she looked up, and saw Blitz carrying Sonya over his shoulders.

Loona - *deadpanned* “You guys got a souvenir from the living world?”

Moxxie - *scared* “She's not from the living world! She's Lucifer's niece!”

Loona - *shocked* “Wait what?! How the fuck did you guys get her?”

Moxxie - “Because somebody hit her with the van!”

Blitzo - *defended* “Oh shut the fuck up! How was I supposed to know it was the head honcho's relative?!”

Millie - “Uh, Blitzo, you can easily tell from those cute rosy dot cheeks she has. Everybody knows that Lucifer’s relatives have those.”

Blitzo - “Big fucking deal! Look, we just had a little accident is all. We are all gonna be fine. We just leave the kid here and wait until she wakes up. If not, then we can always bury her. I know a good place.”

Moxxie - *appalled* “Blitzo!

Blitzo - “What?!”

Moxxie - “Take this seriously! Please! I don't wanna die!!”

Loona - *annoyed* “SHUT THE FUCK UP!!”

Blitzo - “Loonie's right we need to set this kid downand think of a plan.”

()()()()()()()()

Meanwhile at the hotel Charlie kept looking at her phone. Charlie was getting worried because it had been almost an hour since her cousin texted her back. She also knew that Sonya and Liz hates being late to everything.

Charlie - *worried* “Where could Sonya and Liz be? They should've been here by now.”

Vaggie - “Maybe They are a little late. It happens sometimes.”

Angel - *shrugs* “Or she gets a snack. Just give them a few more minutes Princess. You shouldn’t get your panties up your ass so much.”

Charlie - “Well alright. I can't help but worry though. I mean they are my baby cousins after all.”

Angel - *rolled his eyes* “They are not babies anymore Princess. What's like 12 now? That’s almost a teen.”

Husk - “Yeah the kid is almost reaching his manhood.”

Vaggie - *annoyed* “Womanhood!”

Husk - *rolled his eyes* “Whatever!”

Charlie - “Anyway, Sonya and Liz are only 11 years old, Angel. They are still little kids.”

Angel - *dismissive* “That is still close to almost a teenager. Beside when I was about their age, I already knew how to shoot some random fucks. Anyway, you shouldn't worry so much.”

Charlie - *relaxing* “Well...alright. I’ll give it a bit more time.”

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Later back at IMP headquarters, Sonya slowly started to wake up and saw that she was on a couch with a pillow under her head, a blanket covering her, her sweater on the side of the sofa, her shoes next to the sofa, and an ice pack on her head. She slowly began to sit up, rubs her head and said:

Sonya - *sluggish* “Huh...Where am I?

How did I... get here?”

Loona looked up from her magazine and saw that Sonya was now awake. But she still looked sluggish and had some purple bags under her eyes like if she had raccoon eyes on her. Then Loona began to shout:

Loona - *yelling* “HEY DICKHEADS! THE LITTLE DEMON KID IS AWAKE!”

Moxxie begins rushing in and goes to see Sonya now awake. He was much calmer now then he was then the last hour. But he was still a little nervous about meeting the King of Hell’s relatives.

Sonya - *confused* “Who are you?”

Moxxie - *looked relief* “Oh thank goodness you're alive. I'm Moxxie.”

Sonya - “I'm Sonya. Sonya Morningstar.”

Loona - *to Sonya* “We already know your last name, kid. I mean it’s obvious you are related to Lucifer. Even a blind asshole can see that.”

Then Blitzo and Millie came in. Millie was relieved that Sonya was awake. So was Blitzo. However, with Blitzo, he was just happy that now he won’t get in trouble with Lucifer.

Millie - “Oh thank goodness the little sweetie alright. I'm Millie, I’m also Moxxie’s wife.”

Blitzo - “And I'm Blitzo. The O is silent by the way.”

Sonya - “What O?”

Blitzo - *happy* “Oh smart kid! I like that. Anyway, I'm the owner of IMP.”

Sonya - *confused* “IMP?”

Blitz: “Immediate Murder Professionals. We go to the living world and kill people.”

Sonya - “Oh! Like ninjas?”

Moxxie - *chuckles* “Well actually we are assassins.”

Blitzo - “Ya knows I originally wanted us to dress like ninjas, but I can’t wear those ninja clothes. I can’t fucking breath in those things and always make my dick itchy.”

Mille - “And people pay us to kill on earth. The killing is the best part!”

Sonya - “Oh that's cool…*realized* hey wait…I seen your commercial on TV! It’s really catchy and cool.”

Blitz - *prideful* You’re fucking right it's cool! *to Moxxie* Unless some less talent baby trolls, that music helped us on getting more assholes who want fucking heads to roll. We get to the living world and we killed those who are fucked!”

Sonya - *confused* “Is it like a revenge thing or something?”

Moxxie - *uncertain* “Well I guess you can say that. But just so you know, we don’t go to the human world to start a massacre.”

Loona - *rolled her eyes* “That what exactly what you guys do dummy.”

Sonya - “Look I appreciate you looking after me, but I need to go. My parents and my cousin must be worried about me and-.”

Sonya was about to get up, but fell on her knees and held her head. She still felt dizzy and sluggish from the dart gun. Moxxie and Millie quickly rushed to her side.

Millie - *concerned* “Oh honey are you okay?”

Sonya - *moans* “Kind of…”

Blitzo - *nervously* “U-Uh this doesn’t have to do with me hitting you with the van? Because when you think about it, I only bump into you.”

Sonya - *slowly shook her head no* “I got hit with this thing.”

Sonya took the dart out of her pocket. Moxxie took the dart, examined it and eyes widened.

Moxxie - “Sir! This is the dart that you shot. It must have hit Sonya.”

Blitzo - “What? How? She wasn’t even fucking there! Unless she could turn invisible because I know some royal chucklefucks have some strange ass powers.”

Sonya - “No…I was skateboarding. And then I felt something hit my arm and it was that needle thingy.”

Moxxie - “It’s a dart. These are specialized to knock anybody out, even humans. The effect of the dart is still in your bloodstream and normally it wears off in a short while. But due to you being a child, you have to wait until it is out of your system. Which could take a few hours.”

Sonya - *dismayed* “Oh man…”

Millie - “Aw don't worry honey we will take care of you! We'll be right by your side.”

Sonya - “Oh thank you. But I need to call my parents and cousin. They are worried about me and- “

Moxxie - “Oh don’t worry about it. We will take care of that. In the meantime, do you need anything?”

Sonya - *shakes her head* “No thank you, I'm alright. I just need to rest a bit. But I think I'll be alright.”

Moxxie - “Sir is there something you would like to say to Sonya?”

Blitzo - “No. I'm going to my office.”

He went to his office and slammed the door. It left the others confused since he never really acted like this.

Sonya - *confused* “What's up with him?”

Moxxie - *annoyed* “Ugh probably in another of his moods, I guess. Sorry about that.”

Sonya - “It's fine…I just need to rest more.”

Sonya fell back to sleep on the couch. The dart effect was still affecting her.

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Meanwhile Charlie was still waiting for Sonya and Liz. An hour had pass and still no answer from both of them.

Charlie - *worried* “Where are they? I'm really getting worried now. I keep calling and texting but nothing.”

Angel - “Maybe we should call her parents or something?”

Vaggie - *impressed* “Wow for once you had a good idea.”

Angel - “Well I only said that to get the stick the princess has in her ass. Besides, Sonya and Liz could've gone home instead. Or got lost.”

Charlie - *anxious* “I'll call her parents right now!”

Charlie began to dial her uncle’s number. Vaggie punched Angel in the arm for making Charlie freak out even more. After a few minutes her Uncle Azrael picked up.

Azrael - “Hello?”

Charlie - “Hi Uncle Azrael. It’s me Charlie.”

Azrael - *happy* “Oh hello honey! What can I do for you?”

Charlie - “Did Sonya go back home?”

Azrael - “Actually no. We were about to call and ask you the same thing. We haven't received calls or anything. Zella and I even tried calling Liz and nothing.”

Charlie - *worried* Neither did I. I have no idea where they could be. I think they could be missing it in danger.”

Azrael - *determined* “Then we must find them! I’ll go tell their mother.”

Charlie - *determinate* “Yeah! I'll call you when I find them.”

Azrael - “Thank you.”

Charlie - “No problem. Call you soon.” *Hangs up* come on guys let go find them!”

Vaggie - “Of course! “

Angel - “On it!”

Charlie - *touched* “Aw Angel, it’s sweet that you care.”

Angel - *scoff* “I’m not getting soft Princess. Sonya and Liz are one a few people I actually like.”

Vaggie - “Well let’s go find them now!”

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Meanwhile back at the IMP building, Blitzo smelled something was cooking and it smelled really good. He followed the smell and it was coming from the kitchen. Blitzo went to the kitchen and saw Moxxie was cooking some soup.

Blitzo - “Watcha cooking their Moxx? Is it lunch for all of us? Cause if it is, don’t add any peas in there. I fucking hate peas.”

Moxxie - *annoyed* “It’s soup. But it’s not for us. It’s for the little demon child. She woke up a while ago and said she felt a little hungry.”

Blitzo - *dismayed* “Oh. Well can't she get it herself? I mean you’re not her baby dick butler.”

Moxxie - *annoyed* “She could if SOMEBODY didn't shoot her with a dart and hit her with the van!”

Blitzo - *mad* “Oh will you shut up about that?! I only bump into her and I didn't know that was the big guy’s niece! You act like I committed a crime!”

Moxxie - *mad* “Sir, technically you did since we aren't allowed to kill or dangerously harm anyone of the head honcho's family. Anyone with a third-grade education would know that!”

Millie - “Moxxie is actually right Blitzo. You’re lucky it was just one of those sleepy darts. What if you accidentally shot her with real bullets?”

Moxxie - *paranoid* Or angelic ones?!

She could've died and it would've been on your heads!”

Blitzo - “But we could have buried her and not gotten caught.”

Both - *appalled* “Blitzo!!”

Blitz - “Oh come on! That's what we always do!”

Moxxie - *serious* “Sir, aren't you forgetting that she is Lucifer's niece? Even though she's a little kid, she still part of the royal family and we have to make sure she taken care of or else! I don't want to die from our king!”

Millie - “Hell, neither do I!”

Moxxie - “And please try to be nice to her. After all she's a little kid.”

Blitz - *mad* “Haven't you forgotten that the last kid we had was a complete asshole? And how he called me a greedy selfish clown? It still hurt me inside that he called me a clown!”

Moxxie - “That was one kid. Not all kids are like that.”

Millie - “Why don't you give Sonya a chance. She’s a good kid. She told me how she loves the Pain Games! *dismayed* Still wish I can be in it though…I only cause 9 funerals and I get banned.”

Blitzo - “That what she wants you both to think! Next thing you know she could either literally stab you in the fucking back or turn out to be some creepy adult who only act like a kid.”

Moxxie - *weird out* “You seriously need to lay off the coffee.”

Millie - “Yeah try to relax and actually get to know to Sonya.”

()()()()()()()()()

Sonya was now sitting up and was feeling better than before. She noticed Loona was drinking beer and was watching a video on her phone. However, she still felt a little sluggish and dizzy. Sonya took out her phone but realized that it’s broken. Even Liz’s phone was broken much to their dismayed. Liz came out in her shadow form said:

Liz - “You sure we can trust these weirdos?”

Sonya - “Sure I can. I mean they saved us. And they are taking care of us…Well me because I don’t want you suffer this too.”

Liz - “Yeah, I know. But I don't know about this. I say we should get out of here…After we still steal some stuff of course. see *Sonya gives her a disapprove look* What? It’s for souvenirs.”

Sonya - *rolled her eyes* “I can't. Not only that’s wrong, that dart really weakened me. Heck, my legs even feel like jelly.”

Liz - *concerned* “Aw man…That’s not good. Hey, what if you transform into me? I can get us out of here. *smug* I am strong after all.”

Sonya - *doubtful* “Guess it can't hurt to try.”

Loona - *confused* “Who are you talking to?”

Sonya - “Liz.”

Loona - *confused* “Who the fuck is Liz?”

Sonya - *pointed to Liz* “Her.”

Liz came out in shadow form and started to wave at Loona. Loona almost spit her drink from shock but luckily, she didn’t. Then Moxxie, Millie and Blitzo came out of the chicken. Moxxie was holding a bowl of soup on a table tray with a cup of juice.

Moxxie - “Soup’s ready! I hope you- “

Moxxie's eyes widened in shock and saw Liz. The same goes for Millie and Blitzo who were also shocked yet confused.

Blitzo - “Alright I’m gonna be the one to say it: who or what the fuck is that thing?”

Sonya - “Well I tried to tell you guys earlier: This is my twin sister Liz. She and I share the same body. We were born that way due to being a Gemini.”

Loona - “Okay that's weird.”

Moxxie - “I guess that makes sense…Uh I made you some soup!”

Sonya - *happy* “Oh thanks!!

She started to eat some. The soup was helping her feel a little better. Plus, the taste was really good.

Sonya - “Wow this is really good!”

Moxxie - *proud* “Thanks! It's my wife's recipe.”

Millie - “So Sonya tells us about yourself and Liz.”

Blitzo - “Yeah because it doesn’t make any fucking sense. Like how the hell does she live inside you? I mean do you have to turn yourself inside out so she can come out?”

Sonya - “Uhh no? We just share the same body. We also take turns being the shadow. To get Liz out, I have to prick my finger with something pointy like a needle. To get me out, someone from my family have to hug and pet Liz’s head at the same time.”

Loona - “And being born a Gemini? How does that even freakin work?”

Sonya - “Well it’s a rare star in hell because it’s a pure Earth one. The rest are just copies.”

Moxxie - “Oh yes! I heard about that in a book I read. It only come out every decade.”

Sonya - *nodding* “Yeah. So, Liz and I were born during the time the Gemini star was out.”

Moxxie - “Now it makes more sense.”

Sonya - “Thanks. Not a lot of people believe it though.”

Millie - “Yeah some people can be stubborn assholes.”

Blitzo - “Yeah. Besides the magic stars, it must be REALLY cool living the royal life. Having all that money and that shit.”

Sonya - “Well not always.”

Moxxie - *confused* “What do you mean?”

Sonya - “Well Liz and I go to 666 Hellmentary school. We didn’t want to go to some fancy private or boarding school. Not only we would be away from our family, we would have to wear uniforms. And I rather wear a garbage bag.”

Loona - “You have good taste.”

Sonya - “And all of my cousins are complete assholes…Well except one.”

Moxxie - “Who?”

Sonya - “Charlie. She’s the best cousin I ever have. The rest didn’t like me or Liz for being born different.”

Blitzo - *scoff* “Oh please! Like I have heard that excuse before.”

Sonya - *offended* “Excuse me? Is there a problem you have?”

Blitz - *mad* “Don't act like you're some sad ass demon kid with a sad ass life! How could some kid come from a royal big shot family and have a sad story life.”

Sonya - *mad* “Shut up! Do you have any idea what I've been through?! I didn't exactly have a fairytale life you know!”

Blitzo - “How the fuck can you not have a fairy tale life?! You’re a royal hotshot!”

Moxxie - “Sir stop!”

Sonya - *mad* “You just don't get it. The only thing I get now that you're a big jackass!

Blitzo - *offended* “Excuse me?!”

Sonya - “If you don't want me here then I'll leave!”

Moxxie - “Wait you can't, the dart hasn't left your body yet! “

Sonya - “I don't care! If your jackass if a boss wants me to leave then I'll go! I'm not gonna be pushed around by some red dick face!”

Blitzo - “Oh fine go then get out!”

Sonya - “Gladly!”

She stands to walk away but her legs still jiggle like gelatin. She grabbed her sweater and left the door. Sonya was still muttering to herself on how Blitzo was rude to her. But she stops in the middle of the hallway to rest her legs a little. What she didn’t noticed was a Prince opening a portal to the building.

Sonya - *mad* “Stupid Imp...thinking I had a good life...Grr he’s such a jackass! I never want to near this place again as long I- “

"Excuse me"

Sonya turned around and saw Stolas. Her eyes widened, jaws dropped, and began to blush. Even her hands felt sweaty. She has never experienced such a feeling like this before. Sonya even felt her heart beating fast and was acting as if she lost her voice. Then she swallowed and spoke.

Sonya - *shyly* “W-Who are you?”

Stolas - “Oh I'm Stolas. The Ars Goetia Prince of Hell.”

Sonya - *nervously* “H-Hi. I-I'm Sonya Morningstar. I-It nice to meet you your majesty.”

Stolas - *smiles* “The pleasure is mine my dear. I'm just here to see a sexy little imp name Blitzo.”

Sonya - *upset* “O-Oh you mean that jerk? Go right ahead c-because he just kicked me out.”

Stolas - *surprised* “What? A little girl like you?”

Sonya - “Yeah...He’s a rude jerk.”

Stolas - *suspicious* “Hmmm. Maybe I should go talk to him. I don’t think it’s like him to do that.”

He went to the office and knocked on the door. Then Moxxie opened the door and saw Stolas.

Stolas - “Hello there.”

Moxxie - *surprised* “Oh hello your majesty! What can we do for you?”

Stolas - “I need to speak to Blitzy please.”

Millie - “Oh of course! He's in his office. But he’s not in a good right now.”

Stolas - “Don’t worry. I know how to handle him when he’s like this.”

Stolas goes to see Blitzo who was sitting in his desk. He was sourly playing with his toy horses.

Stolas - *cleared his throat* “Hello Blitzy.”

Blitzo shot up and fell out of his chair. He looked up and saw Stolas.

Blitzo - *annoyed* “Oh god what do you want?”

Stolas - *serious* “I need to speak with you.”

Blitzo - *annoyed* “Oh god is if about fucking me in my office you can forget it! I just had this table clean and I don’t want any feathers on it.”

Stolas - “It's not that and I wish you wouldn't be so rude right now.”

Blitzo - *sighs* “Fine sorry. What is it you want?”

Stolas - *sterner* “I heard you were very rude to a young lady just now.”

Blitzo - “Oh the Princess’s cousin? So what?”

Stolas - “You know Blitzy, I never imagine you being rude to a child. Especially one that belong in Lucifer's family. And why is she here anyway?

Blitzo - “Because she got in my fucking way for shooting practice. Plus, I accidentally bump into her with my van.”

Stolas - *shocked* “You shot her?!”

Blitzo - *defensive* “Not on purpose!

She got in my way! Plus, I didn’t fully hit her with my van, it was just a bump.”

Stolas - “You should be lucky she wasn't killed! And you should also be lucky that she’s okay because Lucifer would have made you into a new pelt.”

Blitzo - “Like I give a fuck!”

Stolas - *concerned* “I sense something bothering you. What is it?”

Blitzo - “Like I would tell you.”

Stolas - *teasing* Oh come on where's my happy Blitzy? You can be honest with me.”

Blitzo - *sighs* Fine. Last time we saved a kid he was an asshole. He insulted me and my staff. Even though he was the right target, he was still an asshole!”

Stolas - Oh I see. But just because one kid was an asshole doesn't mean all kids are. My point is that you can't just judge children. Well not all of them anyway.”

Blitzo - “But she tried to make up a sob story saying her cousins hated her.”

Stolas - “Hated her?”

Blitzo - “She was born as some weird shit because of a rare star.”

Stolas - “Oh! You mean the Gemini star? I seen it every decade. It’s so beautiful.”

Blitzo - “Well it made the kid share the same body with her twin. But what I don’t fucking get is that she come from a royal family yet she makes a sob story saying she wasn’t popular. Like how can you be miserable?”

Stolas - “Blitzo, you need to understand this: it doesn’t matter if you come from a rich or poor society. You can still be feeling sad and miserable. Trust me, she’s not the only one who felt like that.”

Blitzo - *eyes widen* “Even you felt like that? But you’re a rich asshole.”

Stolas - “Money doesn’t matter Blitzy. You can still feel miserable and alone. Trust me, Stella made me miserable for not acting like a “proper royal”.

Those words struck Blitzo’s head like a bullet. He never considers somebody like Stolas to be miserable despite being a royal member of a high-class family. Then this feeling he was having was telling him that he was wrong for treating Sonya and Liz rudely. It was guilt. Something that he didn’t like feeling.

Blitzo - *sighs* “I’m gonna apologize to the kid. Maybe I was a little hard on her.”

()()()()()()()()()

Meanwhile, Sonya was still in the hallway blushing and standing there. Liz came out and look consider for her sister.

Liz - *concerned* “Dude you, ok?”

Sonya - “Huh? Oh! Y-Yeah! I'm fine! I just never expected to meet a prince. And a cute one…”

Liz - *teasingly* “Oooh someone has a crush on a prince!”

Sonya - *denial* “What! No! What makes you say that?!”

Liz - “You never acted like this. I mean never in our life.”

Sonya - “Me either. I never even had a crush before.”

Then a door slam open and it was an angry client. The client was a big buff red and black bull. He was wearing a sleeveless brown shirt, jeans and no shoes. He even had horns and a tail.

Sonya - *confused* “What the?”

Client - *angry* “Where the hell is your boss?! He screwed me over, and I want my money back!”

Sonya - *confused* “Excuse me? I don't work here. I'm just going home

Client - “Then where is he?!”

Sonya - “How should I know?! Don't bit g at me about nothing

Client - *angry* “What did you say brat?!”

Sonya - “You heard me! Get out of my way!”

Client - *enraged* “You little fucking twerp!”

The client grabbed Sonya, and pushed her up against the wall. Sonya began to struggled but it was hard due the demon being strong.

Sonya - *struggle* “Let me go!”

Client - “Make me!”

Sonya - “I'll fight you! I swear I'll knock you dead!”

The Client laughs like if Sonya told a funny joke. It made Sonya and Liz even more pissed. Then the Client said:

Client - *smug* “You and what army?”

Sonya - “You asked for it!”

Sonya see’s a nail on the wall and she quickly pricks herself. She first passed out which left the client confused. Then Liz came out with her wild hair, red eyes and sharp teeth smile.

Liz - “Badaboom! Time to die bitch!”

Client - “Bring it! I can squash you like a bug right now!”

Liz - “Not without your hand!”

Liz took out her scissors from her pocket and stab the Client’s hand. The client screamed in pain and Liz was free. Liz quickly took off Sonya’s sweater to make sure she didn’t mess it up or get it dirty. Although she wishes that she had time

to change into her clothes but knew it’s not the time. The client looked angry and began to fight Liz.

Client - “You’re going down!”

Liz - “In ya dreams!”

The fight still continues on. Liz was starting to feel the effect of the dart, but didn’t care. All the noises and crashing were getting Millie and Moxxie’s attention. Loona was just getting annoyed by the sound because she couldn’t focus on her magazine.

Millie - “What is going on out there?!”

Moxxie - “Why is there crashing and screaming?!”

Loona - “I don’t know. Go check it out and tell them to keep it down!”

Moxxie and Millie left the office to see what was going on. They see Liz and the client in a fight

Millie - *confused* “Who is she?”

Moxxie - *worried* “Where's Sonya?!”

Liz - *as she was fighting* “Relax! She's in her shadow form. I got this bastard!”

Liz got the upper hand on the client. Even though the client was throwing some punches, Liz managed to dodge some. Liz would use her scissors to give the client some cuts and stabs. Moxxie and Millie were amazed on how a young child like Liz can fight.

Millie - *amazed* “Wow she's good!”

Moxxie - *impressed* “Yeah, she is. But should we help her?”

Millie - “I’m not sure I think she got this.”

All of a sudden, the effect from the dart was starting to take effect on Liz. She started to feel dizzy and sluggish. Even her vision was starting to be blurry.

Liz - *feeling dizzy “No... Not now.”

Liz legs began to wobble and she fell on the ground. She even began to pant. Moxxie and Millie looked concerned and began to take out their weapons to help her.

Liz - *sluggish* “Oh man…”

Client - *smug* “Ha! Look at your sad pathetic self! I knew you couldn’t defeat me.”

Liz - “Fuck you dumb-ass!”

Client - *angry* What did you say you brat? Not my fault your boss is a stupid asshole who couldn’t do a job right!”

Liz - “He may be a jackass, but he's actually a cool killer.”

Blitzo came to see what the commotion was and told Stolas to stay back so he wouldn’t get in the way. Then he saw Liz looking weak, bruised up but had scissors in her hands. Then there was a client who also looked beat up. He grimaced because he remembered that the client who kept calling him about a refund for killing the wrong person. Then he heard what Liz saying:

Liz - “Thanks to those two, *points to Millie and Moxxie* They told me how them and their boss go around killing people. I think it's pretty badass how their boss is with guns and killing people. He makes Imps sound cool.”

Blitzo - *touched* “Wow....maybe that kid isn't so bad after all.”

Client - “Ha! Keep talking and this knife will be in your throat.” takes out a pocket knife

Liz - *groans* “Fuck off!”

Liz used her strength she has left and kicked the client in the shins. The Client got angry and grabbed Liz and slammed her to the wall. Before he can punch her, or Moxxie and Millie can fight, Blitzo shoots him in the arm that was gonna punch Liz. The Client screamed in pain and even let go holding Liz in his grip and she limped toward Millie and Moxxie.

Blitzo - “Back off fucko!”

Client - “You fucked up my order!”

Blitzo - “How the fuck we were suppose to know that the target you wanted had a freakin twin?!”

Client - “You give me my money or else!”

Moxxie - “Sir just give him the money!”

Blitzo - “No way! I don’t give back money to clients who weren't specific on their target. *serious* And I especially don’t give back money to a client on hurting a kid.”

Blitzo shoots the client two more times in the same arm and leg. The client screamed in pain and was bleeding. He could see that Blitzo was serious and wasn’t scared at all. He can tell he made a big mistake.

Blitzo - “Either you leave, or you will have more holes in you than Swiss cheese.”

Not wanting to make this worse, the Client groaned and limped his way out the building. Liz, Millie and Moxxie were amazed at how Blitzo handled it on his own.

Liz - *impressed* “Holy crap...You save me and Sonya...But why?”

Blitzo - “Well lets just say I had some thinking to do.”

“Thanks to me.”

They all turned around and saw Stolas coming out the room and to the hallway.

Liz - “Really?”

Stolas - “I convince Blitzy to give you a chance.”

Liz - “You did? But why? I thought you didn’t like me or Sonya for having the fairy tale life.

Blitzo - Because I realize...You guys aren’t not bad. Anybody could have a crappy life even if they are rich.”

Liz - “Yeah. I mean no life is perfect.”

Blitzo - “Yeah like Moxxie’s. His wife pegs him like once a week.”

Moxxie - *embarrassed* “Sir!!”

Liz began to laugh. But then she started to cough much to the concerned of the others.

Millie - *worried* “You okay sweetie?”

Liz - *groans*That dart is taking its effect on me too even though I switched with Sonya…Oh god I feel like crap…”

Moxxie - “Here lets get you back to the couch.”

Blitzo - “Let me help out.”

They take her to the couch. Liz was sitting up but admitted, sitting down did help her feel a little better. Moxxie looked at her and noticed some bruises and cuts on her.

Moxxie - “Oh dear. *To Millie* Honey, can you get the first aid kit for bandages?”

Millie - “Of course honey.”

Millie went to the bathroom and got out the first aid kit. For once, it had some things like bandages, gauze, peroxide water, etc. Sometimes their first aid kit would be either empty, or full with random stuff like used condoms, trash or even left-over food. Millie bought the first aid kid and help cover up Liz’s wounds. Then she was all bandages up.

Liz - *sluggish* “Thanks...God that dart was strong…”

Stolas - “Also does your family know you're here?”

Liz - “No... My phone broke and so did my sister’s.”

Stolas - “Blitzy, why don't you call her parents or somebody to pick them up?”

Blitzo- “Right. We were suppose to do it earlier but some shit happened. *To Liz* “Okay kid, what's your parents’ number?”

Liz - “Uh some random numbers?”

Blitz - *deadpanned* “That's not helping, I know like fifty random numbers. We need a real number sweetie.”

Liz - *thinks* “Okay I think it's 666 902 3459.”

Blitz - “Okay thanks. *He dials the number* Hope somebody pick up.”

It rings until someone answers.

“Hello?”

Blitzo - “Yeah hi. Are you Liz Morningstar’s parents?”

“No. I’m Angel Dust. The popular pornstar in Hell!”

Blitzo - *surprised* “What?! No way! I seen your movies! You really have a nice dick.”

Angel - “Oh thanks! I been told a lot.”

Moxxie - *annoyed* “Sir! Call their parents!”

Blitzo - “I’m working on it! Hold your ass! *To Angel* Sorry, that was a pain in my ass.”

Angel - “How the fuck you got my number? Did you get it on the wall at 666 Styx Street? It has been written there a lot.”

Blitzo - “Well it turned out the Princess’s cousin knew your number and- “

Angel - “Wait, Princess’s cousin? As in the two little girls? Sonya and Liz?”

Blitzo - “Yeah! They are here with my and my workers in my office.”

Angel - *relief* “Oh thank God! We have been looking for them. The only thing we found was Sonya’s hat and the Princess along with their parents were getting worried about her precious baby cousins and daughters.”

Blitzo - “Well don’t worry. She’s with the safest assassins you've ever met.”

Angel - “Right. So, where all ya exactly?”

Blitzo - “Imp city. We are in a really tall fucking building called IMP.”

Angel - “Good. Coming in a few minutes.”

Blitzo - “Fantastic! Bye! *hangs* Okay the Princess and her buddies are coming to get you and your shadow sister.”

Liz - “Oh that's great!”

Loona - “You know, I’m surprised you knew Angel Dust. He’s like one of the most pornstar in Hell.”

Liz - “He’s, my bestie. Him and I go on turf wars sometimes and the only number that came to my head no thanks to that stupid darts.”

Moxxie - “Speaking of that, there is some good news. I look it up, that dart should wear off the next day.”

Liz - “Thank god because I feel like crap.”

Millie - “Well just sit here and rest until your cousin comes, alright?”

Liz - “Okay.”

Stolas - “Yes you deserve the rest. Especially with that fight you had.”

Liz - * smiles* “Thank you Space Prince. And you Imps too. You guys aren't that bad.”

()()()()()()()()()

After waiting 15 minutes, they saw a limo downstairs. The door quickly opened and it was Charlie who quickly grabbed Liz in a big hug. Liz was wincing a bit in pain and had trouble breathing due to the tight hug.

Charlie - “Oh my baby cousins! I’m so glad that you are okay!! I thought I lost you guys!!”

Angel - “Whoa easy Princess! You’re gonna really lose them if you keep squeezing them like that.”

Charlie realized that and saw that Liz was turning red. She quickly let Liz go and she began panting.

Charlie - *sheepishly* “Sorry about that. I was just really worried about you.”

Vaggie - *see Liz’s bandaged up and looked exhausted* “Whoa. What happened to you?”

Moxxie - *nervously* “Well um…”

Blitzo - “She got hit by a van and dart. Also, a client tried to kill her. But don’t worry, we took care of it.”

Charlie - “Well…I’m just glad that she’s okay. Thank you so much for looking after my baby cousins.”

Millie - “Anytime your highness.”

Liz - *to the Imps* “And thanks again for saving and helping me out. You guys’ rock.”

Moxxie - *smiles* “Thanks. You too.”

Blitzo - “And you and shadow sister can visit us any time you want.”

Liz - “Really? Can we?”

Blitzo - “Yeah cause for a kid you were freaking badass in battle! Never knew you can use scissors as weapons.”

Liz - “And fireworks. I love using fireworks. Plus, you are badass too! I'll admit I; I use to think of them as creepy weirdos but meeting you guys change that. I mean you are still weirdos but I really hope we can hang again sometime.”

Blitzo - “Sure I have no prob with that.”

Charlie - “Well come on, we better get you back home for rest.”

Liz - “See ya soon Blitzo!”

Liz got into the limo with her cousins and others and they drove out the city. Blitzo smiles as they drive us. He actually was glad he met those two kids showing that not all kids are bad or royal life is perfect. Blitzo actually like the good feeling he was having in his chest and hope he can see Sonya and Liz again.

Hope you all like it!

#helluva boss #hazbin hotel #my fanfic #fanfic crossovers

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