#like seth

[sashayed]

he's a one man security team. he's a drum major. he's the world's greatest event planner. he's an immersive theatre girly. he's doing award show jokes with an evil robot. he's trapped in a bathroom getting smacked with a trombone. i didn't say a name but he popped into your head didn't he?

[l3v5ha]

helly storming into milchick’s office just to call him a loser wannabe freak and when he tells her she’s being insubordinate she’s like Yea that’s the point…… six minutes later he’s doing exactly the same thing to drummond…….. her impact

[kendrysaneela]

Watching Millchick sending Ms. Casey back down the elevator like

[the-crooked-library]

one thing that i really enjoy about milchick is the consistency of his characterization. like, yeah, the "you must eradicate from yourself childish folly, you must abandon childish things" scene was stunning - but its impact would never have amounted to the same level if the show hadn't demonstrated already that he is a playful, fun-loving person.

yeah yeah evil middle management whatever milchick is constantly trying to insert Fun into the process, and while it's mostly corporate manipulation, corporate crucially does not approve of it. he is really putting too much effort into things. he dances during the Music/Dance Experience. sets up a scavenger hunt during the ORTBO when it could've been a powerpoint. the entire concept of an ORTBO actually. the bonfire. he reads out loud and does the voices. none of it ever goes well (what with the biting and the carrot penis etc) but he doesn't stop, even despite the negative feedback from the Board. he wants to be playful and childish so bad but he can't, and he keeps trying to provide that to the innies because he clearly wishes someone would do that for him, but they hate it, they don't appreciate it, and he takes it sooooo personally it's stupid

i want to set him loose in an arcade or something. with an escape room and a jungle gym. he would be in there for hours frolicking like a baby goat but nooo he has to go be evil. it's a 9 to 5. well, a 9 to 5:45 (they stagger the exits). and sometimes 9 to 2am. and then again to 9, because that's how it is, isn't it?.. nobody ever leaves.

[loveridden1999]

milchick has never not served CUNT

[divorcedtom]

SEVERANCE 2.04 - "Woe's Hollow"

[psychicpinenut]

what do you mean adam scott got a concussion while filming severance and he can't tell us how he got it because that would spoil the show 😭

[0bnoxious0range]

I find it interesting how Seth died such a similar death to Riko’s. A murder framed as a suicide. Like here you have (arguably) the least important Fox and the most important Raven. The first person to die and the last person to die. The character that got the plot rolling and the character that keeps trying to stop its procession. And they just. Die the exact same way. It’s a full circle moment and honestly such a satisfying way for Riko to go. He lived trying to prove that he was special, but in the end he died the same way his victim did.

[falafels]

pt.18!! <pt.17 pt.19>

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[edwardsdeathcabcd]

i've said it before but it will forever and always make me insane that jacob's ending is to join the cullens for the sake of bella not having to give anything up. they find out jake will be immortal & tied to renesmee forever, so bella gets to smile & say "my family is finally complete! ^-^" but jake already HAS a family. he has a father and 2 sisters. quil, embry, seth and sam are like his brothers. jacob and leah were planning to run away together. he's always been welcome in emily's home, sue has been a family friend since before his birth. bella abandons her mortality by choice because she feels no connection to the people around her, but jacob has really strong bonds. it's clear that every character we meet in la push is like family to him, he's an active member of the community. jake would've graduated high school and been a mechanic, would've grown into a young man. a good friend, a fun uncle, a present son. he's set up to have such a rich life. and he's just magically compelled to give that up. beyond his control, he loses sight of everything, because his high school crush's baby is now the singular most important thing to him. he's perpetually 18 with his perpetually 18 year old girlfriend, running around vancouver or alaska or wherever with the girl who friendzoned him at 16 & her in-laws (who were antagonistic to him for months). and i'm just supposed to say omg yay now he doesn't have to let go of bella! everyone is happy! it's complete madness

[circusbythesea]

severance x chiikawa

[shadesoftheshield]

Seth Rollins on WWE RAW

June 2, 2014 | April 14, 2025

[l3v5ha]

#SEVERANCE: i'm a major general on the seth milchick front lines 💔

[deklo]

kevseth my beloved

[luminique]

lighter is a loser. idc i said what i said. behind all the cool nicknames and stylish glasses is someone who looks at you with so much love in his eyes.

it’s unfair that he is a fire attribute because he always ends up lighting a little bit of his clothes or hair on fire when he gets flustered by you. something about seeing you smile, excitedly laughing to him about your day, has him pushing his sunglasses up a little more and staring off to the side. the rest of the sons of calydon can CLEARLY see right through him though. they knew the ominous undefeated champion had a soft spot but seeing him loosen his red scarf and clear his throat was when they knew he was head over heels for you.

he doesn’t have the best memory but even he’d remember small details about you. what drink you’d prefer, which sunglasses he wore had you blushing like crazy. his love for you is quiet on the outside but deep down, it’s a blazing fire that cannot be contained.

[loveridden1999]

i really want to know what ties down mr. milchick's loyalty to lumon he's working day and night for various different departments he's tackling people he is getting bitten for them he's investigating on their behalf he's firing and rehiring people buying pineapples organising jazz and egg parties handling wrath confusion and curiosity in such a seamless manner why does he do all that is he simply a masochist or do they have something over him too