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liquidstar · 11 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months

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FNAF movie Vanessa wants to meet Glamrock Bonnie..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #vanessa afton #vanessa shelly #glamrock bonnie #fnaf movie #security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #SHE DOESNT KNOWWW #GLAMROCK BONNIE (finally) MENTIONED 🔥🔥#it's been a bit but l've finally wrapped back to this mini plot line!#of movie Vanessa meeting all the Glamrocks #I always planned to do this comic but I paused for a bit to do some other comics for a bit #movie Vanessa I like to think likes Bonnie the most #bunnies being a soft spot for her in general SO OF course she'd really want to meet Glamrock Bonnie #seeing she's seen everyone else and met the newbies etc #though unlucky for Vanny she knows meeting Bonnie isn't that easy....#and now she somehow has to explain that to Vanessa oops #maybe sometime Vanessa can meet Glamrock bonnie!#just have to wait and see 🩵🩵

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arkashas · 5 months

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i was curious so i looked up what story alana was reading to abigail and it's about a inmate who escapes a prison and ends up killing an entire family. she was reading that to a teenage girl who just narrowly escaped being killed by her serial killer father. anyway i never want to hear about how normal and well adjusted alana is ever again

#SHES INSANE #no hate btw i think it makes her a lot more interesting if she's a bit fucked up like everyone else in the show #hannibal #hannibal rewatch

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decaffeinatedpartymuggoop · 4 months

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My favorite thing about Annabeth is her wardrobe.

Cause like, Rick simplifies her clothes in a way a man would, and you can tell.

Cause in EVERY book, from The Lightning Thief to Chalice, she’s in the goddamn CHB shirt. With like some shorts or cargo pants. Nothing more, nothing less.

He’s made improvements over the years, giving her some other clothes. But he’ll always come back to old faithful.

Like, he most definitely did it on accident, but he made her so Adam Sandler and I love it

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ciderjacks · 4 months

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An old friend

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #aj art #marcille donato #chilchuck #Something something they both think an elven lifespan is too long #But for different reasons #She thinks it’s unfair that only elves live that long and wants to make everyone else live that same amount of time #He thinks it’s too much time for someone to live and is very content with the lifespan he has #This isn’t meant to be romantic but if u wanna interpret it that way knock urself out #I just really like their friendship #I like that after [spoilers] he’s the one who takes care of her hair for her #And that his lifespan makes her shut down when it’s brought up #And that he’s the first one to tell her that a thousand years is way too much time #Oufhhghfhrhfhfh marchil my marchils

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linkedin-offficial · 3 months

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youll never guess where ive been

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skateboardtotheheart · 4 months

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there is just something about the difference between edwin's love interests and having the cat king's reaction to edwin in hell being "i'll be waiting when he gets back" vs charles "no version of this where i don't come get you" rowland convincing a powerful trans-dimensional being to open a door to hell just so he could get him back

i am insane

#like YES i know there is obviously so much more history between the boys than edwin and the cat king #and for everyone who's like “well how would the cat king have gotten to hell”#yall charles got LUCKY that the night nurse was there to open a door for him #you can bet your ass that if she hadn't been there he still would've figured out how to get there no matter what it took #but the cat king calling himself a romantic because he'll wait vs charles GOING TO HELL TO GET HIM BACK????#absolutely insane #i cannot handle these two #like i can vibe with the cat king #but charles x edwin for the WIN #obviously the circumstances between the characters are a lot different #but to me that changes absolutely nothing about the fact that charles who only thinks of edwin as a friend would do literally anything #vs the cat king who claims to have fallen for edwin doing literally nothing and just sulking about it #i don't even care if you dont ship charles and edwin #the love they have for each other will forever outweigh anything else #(ps if you ship catwin you simply do not need to interact with this post. you will not change my mind)#(you do not have to interact with posts you don't agree with)#dead boy detectives #dead boy detective agency #charles rowland #edwin payne #the cat king #painland #payneland #dbd netflix

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verflares · 7 months

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(pre-calam) filling the compendium :-)

+ closeup and the aftermath

#i am PRAYING that this posts okay and nothing gets squished or looks ugly. but if it is youcant tell me because ill cry #okay. anyways.#zelink #zelda #link #loz #botw #totk #link botw #zelda botw #loz fanart #for some reason trying to format this became a sisyphean ass task so now i just want to post it and go lie down or something #“why use warm colours if theyre on satori mountain” idk.... i liked how they looked :)#ok what else. ummm. so we KNOW zelda filled the compendium like she was running the navy right #its really funny because i dont even think its ever mentioned other than like. maybeeee one throwaway line from purah?#but there was a fandom osmosis moment bcus everyone Knew she'd be on top of it. and its true. she would be.#my art

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thedreadvampy · 2 years

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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lazylittledragon · 29 days

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how is this girl just constantly covered in blood and also the ONLY ONE

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #tav #i'm not sure if it's the head mod but her resting bitch face is so strong and i love it #i like to think everyone else cleans after the fight but she just leaves it there bc the smell doesn't bother her #cyra would be an 'eating a sandwich during an autopsy' character

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almondpiglet · 2 months

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age swap doodles n stuuuuuffff

#i will never not draw close to the edge of any sheet... im 28 years old i will never learn #also biiiiiiiiiiig files oopsies!! thats how i doodle i sorry... i was gonna move stuff around on different files but... lazy...#plz click to zoom in on the text i wrote too smol #at first these started off as age swap ritshou doodles… but then i wanted to draw everyone else #i get so confused when having to think how toichirou and shou are related in these… and then there’s mama suzuki??? but she’s not his mama!?#do we fw minegishi in the kids smock… look at em #i wanna doodle more characters to ageswap l like doing these #do i dare tag all these peeps #my art #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #shigeo kageyama #ritsu kageyama #teruki hanazawa #shou suzuki #reigen arataka #tome kurata #serizawa katsuya #ekubo #toichirou suzuki #shimazaki ryou #shibata hiroshi #hatori nozomu #minegishi toshiki #*gasps for air*

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anna-scribbles · 9 months

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they should've been at the club(infertility treatment centers)

#like guys. be real with me. how many options did you even try before turning to dark magic #nothing about the situation called for all that😭#in my mind they're like 22 and 25 here which makes it all even funnier #guys please just adopt a dog or something😭#nothing about either of you screams ready for parenthood #im so happy adrien agreste exists but the circumstances of his birth are so ridiculous #there is so much gabe and emilie couldve done besides this. they could have done anything #honestly knowing them(<-girl who believes she knows them) im not even convinced the infertility treatment wasnt working #I think they just both were so allured by the concept of a magic baby #they were like six months in and hadn't gotten pregnant yet and were like. well. I guess we're out of options! dark magic it is!#and made it everyone else's problem forever #these two wanted to be doomed by the narrative SO bad #honestly though being a 22 year old girl I kind of yet it. sometimes I see a cute baby and want one so bad maybe I too would use dark magic #maybe emilie agreste was just a girl.#anyway. sorry adrien that your parents were Like This but it is so so funny #anna rambles #ml #gabriel agreste #emilie agreste

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mercymornsimpathizer · 2 years

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tbh I think people deeply misunderstand the dynamic between harrow and ortus. imagine ur thirty years old working a minimum wage job and living in ur moms basement. ur manager is an overacheiving high schooler who knows the employee handbook by heart. like she will garnish ur wages if u don't upsell vigorously enough but also she needs a ride home because her learners permit says she's not allowed to drive past 8 pm. ortus nigenad is victim of the alienation of labor, send tweet.

#harrow nonagesimus #ortus nigenad #the locked tomb #etc etc etc #i think we all have a lot of sympathy for harrow bc she has truly gone thru hell #but also like. cmon guys. she also deliberately and conciously put everyone else thru hell and enjoyed it too #ortus simpathizer hours #also idk what has come over me but i have the nearly irressistable urge to write tbh as turburculosis h #get it cuz like tb #anyways.

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aingeal98 · 10 days

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Something about older Jason looking at the child version of himself, the innocent victim, and feeling the need to defend and avenge him the way no one else will. They'll call him reckless and try to pin the blame for his death on some unique failure of his personality, the problem isn't Robin the problem is he was just a bad fit for Robin! And then older Jason coming back to life and spits on their twisted grief. Fuck you, that innocent child deserved more. You took his memory and ruined it to make yourselves feel better. If no one will give him justice then Jason will take it himself no matter who he has to kill to get there. It's the only way he can move forward.

Something about older Cass looking at this child version of herself, this innocent who has no idea what she was doing when she was tricked into killing, and finding her irredeemable. She will forgive everyone for everything if they need a second chance but she cannot forgive that innocent child. She spends ten years wanting that child to die for their sin, a standard she holds no one else to. And in the end she does have to die. She can never forgive that child until the price has been paid and the guilty, tormented, suicidal mess of a girl is dead and never coming back. Only then can Cass live on. Only then can she smile without feeling the weight of her kill on her back. If no one will give that child the justice they deserve then she will have to do it herself. It's the only way she can move forward.

#dc #cassandra cain #dc rambles #Jason Todd #They're so messed up in such fun inverted ways #Everyone's always like oh what would Robin Jason think of red hood but I think what red hood thinks of Robin #Is equally as important #Likewise baby cass would most likely feel relief that someday she escapes the all consuming self hatred #And older Cass would feel... A lot. Regret she spent so long hating this child. Grief for what she was tricked into doing.#But I don't think she's ever fully going to get rid of all that cold hatred. That emotion that let's her look at her 8 year old self #And sentence them to death. Only them. No one else. Because people are good deep down but this child is rotten.#She's so mentally ill and relatable <3 #It's not even recognisable hatred because it's so clinical and all consuming. She doesn't hate herself she just believes she deserves to di #What do you mean that's a sign of self hatred Barbara don't be silly she's perfectly fine.

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 9 months

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hi!! howdy!! hello!! i have a question about the lights out au !! :D How did Poppy, Frank and Wally react to Howdy waking up? How did HE react to waking up?? sorry if this was already asked hhaha

lots of emotions! i will portray Two

#howdy got a little too loud and attracted Very unwanted attention #which is fair! its a lot to process all at once!#but yeah picture frank and wally sprinting the distant sound of howdy yelling #to try and get to him before anything else <3 #i dont think i need to explain poppy's! its just Emotional!#she's awake for about two 1/2 years before howdy joins them #so a fresh face brings tears to her eyes!#i feel like howdy would be a little awkward at first maybe?#everything is different and everyone is touchy (both emotionally and in the physical affection sense)#scribble salad #wh lights out au #but yeah howdy had a proper freakout #sobbing ranting the whole shebang

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oaksapling · 20 days

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decided i didnt like her last makeover so here's nicky version 289 or something

#ts4 #sims 4 #the sims 4 #ive also been dissatisfied with my sim style so this is me trying to remedy that i feel like the one ive been using is...stiff in a way? id #so. im prob gonna have to give everyone else updates #i want them perfect bc i start thinking about an lp #nicky doesnt have a solid face in my head like the others she changes drastically every time #i just mess around in CAS until i get something that kind of feels like her? until it doesnt lmfao. i rly like this one tho i hope it stick #(ive said this for every new look)

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