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technologyequality ¡ 2 months ago
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roseband ¡ 6 months ago
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oh my god i don't speak to my dad anymore cuz hes nutty but i know what he does for a living
and musk is currently pulling a "the software govs use is 50 years old which means there can be no advances"
and that's..... that's what my dad does for a living, he gets paid 500-1k an hour to make software that specifically communicates with old legacy software cause he's a 90s dev who knows the old languages still and it's more efficient to hire a freak who knows how to make something to bridge between the old and new programs than to fully trash the old system
like there's literally consultants that get hired for that specific purpose and as a software guy musk KNOWS this
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probablymoons ¡ 1 year ago
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reminds me of this illustration they've used on some behind-the-scenes stuff
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Interview with the Vampire, ep206 / 13, “Like the Light by Which God Made the World Before He Made Light”
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taikeero-lecoredier ¡ 10 months ago
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RECENT UPDATES ON THE BAD INTERNET CALIFORNIA BILLS:
Sadly, both AB1949 and SB976 passed and are now on their way to the governors desk.
We need him to veto them so they dont become Law.
If you havent Heard of the danger of those bills for the Internet , this post explain it thoroughly :
- Post doing a deep explanation on those bills here
I CANNOT emphasize enough how these would have a global effect on the Internet given that most websites and apps originates from California and not all of them could afford either following those bills or moving states.
Now, as the bills are on their way to the governor, we need Californian citizens to voice their oppositions to those bills to the Governor Gavin Newsome HERE
(Non California peeps, we are urging you to share this as well!!! )
Please keep in mind that calling with phone is much,much more efficient.
You can also send faxes with Faxzero
Here are scripts you can use as arguments : (text/alt version below the read more )
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Than you for reading. Even if youre not from California, please spread the word anyway ! Make posts,tweets,etc
REBLOGS ENCOURAGED
TEXT VERSION :
AB 1949
Hello, my name is (INSERT NAME HERE) and I'm one of the Senator's constituents from (INSERT CITY HERE). I'm calling to urge the Senator to vote NO on AB 1949, the amendment to the California Consumer Privacy Act of 2020. While this bill's intent is to prevent the sharing and sale of minor's information under the age of 18, the method it would intend to do so by is written far too broadly for it to be safely and reasonably implemented.
While this bill retains a safer standard of the business requiring actual knowledge of a consumer being under the age of 18 to be held liable for the sharing or sale of personal information, its wording is still too broad to exclude a default usage of age verification by online businesses in order to protect themselves from liability. Taking measures such as age verification, age assurance, or other data collection and analysis to determine the age of users. Even though measures like this have been proven to be vulnerable to data breaches no matter how secure they proclaim to be. Such as this year's largest discovered breach of AU10TIX, which supplies age verification to companies like TikTok, X, Uber, LinkedIn, Paypal, and many others.
As it stands, this bill is far too broad in its wording and enforcement of its age-specific measures to be considered a safe piece of legislation. Which is why I urge the Senator to vote in opposition to this measure.
Vote NO on AB 1949.
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SB 976
Hello, my name is (INSERT NAME HERE) and I'm one of the Assembly member's constituents from (INSERT CITY HERE). I'm calling to urge the Assembly member to vote NO on SB 976, the Protecting Our Kids from Social Media Addiction Act. Although this bill has intent to protect the mental and emotional health of California's youth, the method this bill would intend to use could be counterproductive to that goal, or even endanger them further.
One of this bill's primary measures includes requiring verifiable parental consent to allow websites to display “addictive” feeds to minor users. However, the ways “verify” the identity and age of a responsible parent are often invasive and dangerous. Especially since these methods have proven repeatedly to be vulnerable to data breaches that can leak sensitive information to bad actors. Such as this year's largest discovered breach of AU10TIX, which supplies age verification to companies like TikTok, X, Uber, LinkedIn, Paypal, and many others. To determine if this is necessary at all would also require collecting even more data on minors and non-minors alike to determine who would even require these measures to be set in place. Especially when it would have control over someone's access to a website or application based on the time of day, as this bill would require in order to “reasonably determine” the user is not a minor.
The vagueness of this bill's text at all is dangerous as well. The broad-spectrum definition it gives of “addictive internet-based service or application” could cause an unintended censorship effect where minors and adults alike could be blocked from accessing information purely because some part of a website or application uses a “feed” which could arguably fit the bill's definition of “addictive”
With all of this in mind, I urge the Assembly member to vote in opposition of this measure to protect the privacy and safety of California's minors and adults alike.
Vote NO on SB 976.
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astrolook ¡ 3 months ago
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Eclipse Babies: The People Who Seem to Have ‘Fated’ Lives ☀️🌑✨
Were you born during an eclipse? Alright, your life is not normal. You’re basically the protagonist of a cosmic soap opera, whether you asked for it or not.
If you’ve ever wondered why your life feels like a series of dramatic plot twists, fate-driven events, and eerie coincidences, astrology might have the answer. Eclipse babies tend to have a life that feels… scripted. And not in a chill, romantic-comedy way—more like a psychological thriller with a sprinkle of divine intervention.
Let’s break it down.
🚨 How to Know If You’re an Eclipse Baby
You’re an eclipse baby if you were born: 🔮 On the day of a solar or lunar eclipse (big yikes) 🌘 A few days before or after an eclipse (still intense, sorry) 🌒 With major placements at 0-5° or 25-29° in fixed signs (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius) (you attract chaos and don’t know why) 💀 With a tight Sun-Moon conjunction (New Moon) or opposition (Full Moon) (your life operates on extreme highs & lows)
Key Placements That Give ‘Fated Life’ Energy
🪦 Pluto in the 1st or 10th House – You either reinvent yourself every five years or life forces you to. You're never the same person for long. (Your LinkedIn must be a rollercoaster.)
🔮 South Node in the 4th or 12th House – Past life baggage? Oh, you have luggage. Your childhood probably had some eerie, déjà vu moments, or you’ve always felt like an old soul trapped in the wrong timeline.
⚡ Uranus on the Ascendant or Midheaven – You couldn’t have a “normal” life if you tried. Your life is a series of unexpected detours. (Friends describe you as “unpredictable” and it’s not always a compliment.)
🌀 Neptune in the 6th or 10th House – Career? Stability? Who are they? Your life path is blurry as hell, and you either drift into jobs by pure fate or feel like you have no control over your work life. (One day you're a poet, the next you're a tax consultant.)
🌙 Moon in the 8th House – Your emotions go deep. You attract intense, life-changing relationships, and nothing ever feels casual. Also, why do you always have vivid dreams about dead relatives?
🔥 Mars in the 12th House – You might feel like you’re constantly fighting invisible battles. Hidden enemies? Psychic warfare? Shadowboxing in your dreams? (You’re in a life-long battle with the unseen forces.)
💔 Venus in the 8th or 12th House – Love is never simple for you. Either it’s a karmic soulmate situation or a tragic “wrong person, wrong time” dynamic. (You fall in love like you’re in a Greek tragedy.)
🛤 Saturn conjunct the North Node – Your entire existence feels like a long, slow journey toward your destiny. Nothing comes easy, but every struggle feels… pre-written. (You’re basically living a coming-of-age movie in slow motion.)
🔄 Jupiter in the 4th or 12th House – You��re always “guided” toward the right places and people, even if it doesn’t make sense at the time. Divine protection energy, but also? Your life never follows a straight line.
☠️ 8th House Stellium – You live through constant transformations. Sometimes you feel like you’ve died and been reborn multiple times in one lifetime. (Your emotional resilience is off the charts, but damn, at what cost?)
🧿 Chiron in the 1st or 10th House – You are the wounded healer. People come to you for advice because you’ve been through everything (and I mean EVERYTHING). But who heals the healer? (Still waiting for an answer on that one…)
💡 Mercury Retrograde in the Birth Chart – You feel like your whole life is one big miscommunication. Also, why does it feel like every major event in your life happens during a Mercury Retrograde? (Fate is messy like that.)
🌪 Mars-Uranus Aspects – Chaos Magnet. Your life is a series of unpredictable events, and you somehow always end up in “once in a lifetime” situations. (No one ever believes your stories, but they’re all true.)
👁 Pluto on the IC (4th House Cusp) – Your family lineage is haunted, literally or metaphorically. Generational trauma? Paranormal activity? Strange family secrets? (You might as well live in a horror movie.)
🌊 Neptune in the 1st House – Your entire existence feels like an illusion. People project things onto you, and your life path is often blurry. Also, why do strangers always think they know you from somewhere? (Are you a past-life celebrity?)
🎭 Sun in the 12th House – You live behind the scenes, but your life is shaped by unseen forces. You might feel like you’re watching your own life unfold instead of being in control. (It’s giving ‘main character in a psychological thriller.’)
⏳ Saturn in the 8th House – You have a karmic debt to pay in this lifetime. Whether it’s through financial struggles, emotional hardships, or intense soul lessons, you’re here to master resilience. (Your glow-up comes, but damn, it takes time.)
💀 Moon-Pluto Aspects – Your emotions are not normal. You feel things at an intensity most people can’t comprehend. Also, why do strangers trauma-dump on you within minutes of meeting you? (You were born for deep soul connections, but at what cost?)
🔮 Venus-Neptune Aspects – You see people through rose-colored glasses. Either you’re constantly in love with the idea of someone, or you attract relationships that feel fated but end up as illusions. (Your love life is a Lana Del Rey album.)
⚔️ Mars-Saturn Aspects – Delayed success, but once you win, you win big. Life makes you work twice as hard for everything, but once you break through, there’s no stopping you. (It’s giving late bloomer energy.)
Signs You Were Born Under an Eclipse and Your Life is Cursed—Sorry, I Mean ‘Fated’
🔥 You never get a ‘chill’ life phase. Every time you think things are calming down—boom, another plot twist. (Universe said: ‘character development.’)
🔄 You attract people and situations that feel weirdly karmic. Like, why do so many of your relationships feel destined? Ever met someone and instantly knew they'd change your life? That’s your Eclipse Baby membership kicking in.
😵‍💫 You experience ‘tower moment’ energy every few years. Just when you get comfortable, life completely flips. New career, sudden moves, unexpected breakups, spiritual awakenings—you name it. (Eclipse energy does not believe in stagnation.)
TL;DR: If You’re an Eclipse Baby, Your Life is a Movie 🎬
You weren’t born to live a small, ordinary life—you’re here for transformation, destiny, and cosmos-level drama.
💌 Want to decode your fated path? DM me for a complete astrology reading, and let’s see what the universe has planned for you. ✨
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billthedrake ¡ 4 months ago
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LINEAGE (PART SIX)
We hit a rough patch. I guess it happens in every marriage. Braden and I made sure not to fight in front of the boys, but we were arguing more. Some of the usual stuff, about me being a workaholic and not doing enough parenting duties for our youngest, Evan and Keith. It was like me and my eldest son's earlier dynamic was coming back in a different way.
But behind it all was Brade still wasn't pregnant. He and I had decided to have a fourth son, and it just wasn't taking. We'd come back from our belated honeymoon fucking like bunnies, but after a year, the sexual intensity had faded. We still had sex once a week, but maybe that wasn't enough.
I'd talked to the younger Dr. Fiedler about it, and Todd said that fertility starts to decline in a man's mid-30s. He said he could write a script for some fertility pills, if Braden and I wanted to try them. But I figured I'd hold off on that. I didn't want Braden to feel I was putting pressure on him to conceive. For all we knew, my swimmers weren't doing the job.
Todd Fiedler was the one man who I could unload my problems to and I knew he'd keep them private. I suspect one part of the marital issues was that Braden didn't have a close confidante when it came to incest marriage. And my husband was starting to resent the Saturday tee times with my golf buddy.
Still, I wasn't going to give them up. Junior had taken to golfing, in a big way, and at 14 was pretty damn good. It helped that the Fiedlers had a son Junior's age, Sam, so we became a regular foursome.
"He's gonna beat you today, Bill," Todd said with a grin as he slid his club into the bag. The boys were walking ahead of us.
"Seems that way," I said. "Guess my game is off."
Todd patted my shoulder. He could be flirty with me, in an understated way though Brade and I never fooled around with the Fiedlers like with did with the Connors men. "Maybe. But your son's a natural." He got a playful look in his eye. "Took Adam a lot longer to beat me." Adam is the oldest Fiedler son, just then starting college. "But I'll tell ya, the sex was fuckin incredible that day."
Todd's eyes fixed on me as he dropped that bombshell.
"You mean...?" I asked.
He nodded. "I figure I can tell you and Braden. But yeah, that's developed and it's pretty incredible."
I was trying my best not to get hard in my golf shorts, but it was probably going to be a losing battle. "Jesus, Todd... we're gonna have to talk more about this."
He smiled. "You got it. Dad and I still have to pinch ourselves that it's happening." I sort of resented we didn't have the time or full privacy for him to share the full story.
We walked along. "I've been meaning to bring this up, Bill... but a friend of mine is doing a study of incest families... it's all confidential... I told him I'd see if you were interested in being part of it, too."
"What kind of study?" I asked. From anyone else the request would have seemed far-fetched but I trusted the Fiedlers.
"Psychology, mostly interviews with me, Dad, and our sons. I'll just say Mark is, um, sympathetic to our kind of families."
I chuckled. "Is that right? It's funny how I spent years thinking Brade and I were the only ones, and gradually we find more sympathetic family men."
"Besides the Connors?" Todd asked.
I had never told him about the Newcombs, the father and son we'd met in the Caribbean. I'd half forgotten about them myself. Only..
"Braden and I met these guys on our honeymoon. We drew them out of their shell a bit.""
"Yeah?" Todd's eyes gleamed. He knew Braden and I were open to playing with the Connors and suspected that was the case here.
I didn't spell it out though. "They kind of freaked out on us, but I just got a LinkedIn message from the dad."
Todd was listening with rapt attention.
"It was all coded, but basically he was thanking me," I continued.
"Seems like we both have some stuff to talk about," Fiedler said. We were now catching up to the where the boys were already setting up their tees on the next hole.
Sam hit a good shot, but Junior's was the incredible drive right down the fairway. Yep, my son was gonna beat me that day, for sure.
***
The next couple of weeks were busy. That's why the news came out of the blue for me.
"Dad... can you come in here?" I heard from the master bathroom one morning. It was a weekend, and I was putting away folded laundry.
"What is is, buddy?" I asked, stepping into the bathroom. Braden was still in his pyjama pants and a worn T-shirt that hugged his ex-Marine muscle body. If we hadn't had sex first thing that morning, I would have been initiating something right then.
He had a nervous look. "Shut the door... " he said softly. "I just have this feeling, call it a daddy's intuition."
I'd barely shut it, when my son pulled down the flannel pants and hauled out his soft dong. He grabbed the stick of the pregnancy test and let his piss stream hit it for a few seconds.
"You mean...?" I asked excitedly.
Braden looked at me with nervous hopefulness. I realized then how much he really wanted this. Wanted to be impregnated with our fourth.
I was getting hard just waiting for the result, and I could see Brade chub up. I stepped up close and placed my hand on his shoulder as we both watched in anticipation. Then, clear as day, a plus appeared on the stick.
"God, Dad..." Braden said. He was 38 years old now, but he had almost the innocent enthusiasm he showed when he was 18.
We kissed. I'd missed this romantic connection, but it was like riding a bike. Braden was the best kisser I'd ever known, and his tongue dancing against my own, sucking me into his mouth before nudging back, was driving me wild.
"I need you inside me, Dad," he hissed. Already he was pushing those pyjama pants down.
"The boys..." I warned. We had to be restrained with even a quickie during these weekends.
"The door's shut," Brade hissed. He was turning away and leaning over the bathroom vanity slightly. Ready to be taken.
The lube was in the bedroom, but I opened the medicine cabinet and found the petroleum jelly, which we'd used a couple of times before. I smeared my breeder cock and got into position.
"Ooff!" Braden grunted at the sudden penetration. Then, "fuck me, Dad." He braced his hands on the sink ledge. "Fuck your son."
"My oldest son," I hissed. While Braden and I had kept up at least some regular sex life, it had been WAY too long since we'd indulged the verbal.
"Oldest of four... now five... oh fuck!"
I was thrusting now, and Braden was opening up for me. Our eyes locked on the mirror. At the vision of me mounting and fucking his newly pregnant muscle body.
"I love fucking breeding you, Brade... knocking you up."
"My hot fucking dad. Fucking stud patriarch."
God, Braden was gonna get me off quick. That and the pregnancy news.
"My hot fucking pregnant son." My hips were piledriving harder. We might not be able to get this hard later in Braden's pregnancy so I felt an urgency to take him like this while I could.
"Gonna keep barefoot and pregnant, Dad?"
Fuck, I was cumming, my hips locking and my dick spurting a heavy load inside Braden. His eyes watched my O face in the mirror as he stroked off to a heavy cum himself.
I gave my son a playful pat to his muscle ass when I withdrew and we kissed softly once more. "If you wanna clean up, Son, I'll go check on the boys."
"Yeah. Thanks, Dad."
"For what?" I laughed.
He laughed back. "For being my father. For giving me another kid. For that fuck. I don't know."
We kissed again then Brade started the shower.
I made myself presentable and went to the family room. There was inevitably the emotional whiplash of going from sex and romance time with Braden back to parenting mode. I had an intuition and sure enough Evan and Keith were fighting over the iPad.
"Dad! Keith is hogging it" The two brothers were just a year and a half apart in age. That meant they could get along famously one minute and be at each other's throat the next.
I had to play stern dad. "I'll take away both your screen time, fellas. Don't think I won't."
Junior's attention was on his phone but even in my peripheral vision I saw him smirk.
***
We did that study. Or at least we started. Fiedler's psychologist friend Mark said it was a long term study, though we could drop out any time. He assured us he'd only ask the boys general questions, whereas Brade and I would each be asked more probing questions.
It felt freeing to talk about my sex life and what incest meant to me in the privacy of his office. I had to hide my boner, but then realized it probably didn't matter.
"Do you feel normal?" the man finally asked me.
I had to think. "I know I'm not the norm," I said. "But deep down, what I have with Brade, our family, feels normal to me."
"What's been the hardest part for you?"
I didn't have to think, I knew right away. "The secrecy. Pretending I'm a coparent rather than Braden's husband."
The shrink wrote in his pad, then set it down. "That should be enough, Bill. I really appreciate you taking the time and opening up about your family."
It was weird being studied this way, but I liked the doctor's nonjudgmental approach. Reading between the lines of what Todd Fiedler told me, I wondered if Mark had an incest history of his own, or if it was something that turned him on. I almost asked.
Braden seemed in a quiet mood when I got home. But we enjoyed family time, watching a movie until it was time for Evan and Keith to go to bed. I'd had to lay down the law about a reasonable bedtime, and I could see Braden amused as I dealt with their pleading to stay up late this time.
But finally they went to brush their teeth and get ready for bed. I checked on them and when I came back, Braden was talking to Junior about starting up high school in a couple of weeks. It was the most animated I'd seen our eldest be in a while.
"I just know homework will get harder," he said.
"You're a good student, Junior," Braden said.
Our son smiled at the compliment. I didn't even have to get on his case, Junior was diligent when it came to school. "I just worry about balancing school and golf, you know?"
Already Junior was anticipating joining the golf team.
"You'll do fine," I said. "It's the dating life which might suffer," I teased.
Junior blushed but tried to be part of the grown-up conversation.
"I guess that's another good thing about high school, huh?" he said.
"It was for your dads," Braden said, leaning into my arm as we sat on the couch. I could tell he was feeling far more relaxed talking about these things with Junior.
Our son took that in and with hesitation asked. "Dad.... Daddy... how did you first start dating?"
Braden looked at me in a "should we tell him?" way.
I figured our son was old enough. I wouldn't give all the details, but I could start.
"Well, your Daddy was attracted to me, and deep down I was attracted to him, but I had to be a father first, you know. But when he was a senior, we let it happen. And pretty quickly, we knew it was serious."
"That's cool," Junior said. "I hope I find someone special like you two have."
"You will," Braden said.
Junior paused. "Dads... I haven't told you, but I'm pretty sure I'm gay."
"Pretty sure?" Braden asked.
Junior chuckled. "Well, completely sure."
I don't know why the news surprised me, but it did. "I'm proud of you, buddy... for realizing who you are. It took me a long time."
"Gosh," Junior said. Then thoughtfully, he added. "You know, I guess I worry what people with think. Having two dads, and if you made me gay."
Braden chimed in. "If your Dad and I cared what people think we wouldn't be happy."
That made Junior smile. He'd been lectured on the need of secrecy and the taboo about incest since he was young. "I guess not."
We made some more talk, mostly general stuff about dating, then Brade and I said it was time for bed.
As my husband and I got ready and stripped down, the conversation weighed heavily on us. "He's gonna be trouble," Braden said.
"What do you mean?"
"I don't know," my son replied. "He's a good looking kid... smart, maybe too smart." He snuggled up to me. "I wouldn't be surprised he if ends up a teen father like you."
Maybe it was the warm feel of Braden next to me, but I won't lie, my cock went rigid. Rock hard against my son's softly furred abs. That got a chuckle out of Braden.
"You like that idea," he said.
"Come on, Brade," I objected. It was an idle fantasy, not reality.
Braden didn't press me on, it though. Nor were we amping up to sex quickly. Instead my son kissed me softly. He was in a romancing mood, and I did my best to respond.
"Sorry if I was moody earlier," he said. "It was that interview with Mark."
My protective streak kicked in. "We don't have to participate, Brade," I said.
He nodded. "It's fine... only... did he make the moves on you?"
"No. Why?" Did Mark hit on Brade?
"He and I talked. The dude has SO many daddy issues. Jerks off to pictures of his dad each day. Only goes for guys who are older as a substitute."
"We didn't get personal, not like that," I said. I reflected. "Maybe it's common."
"I'm sure it is," Braden said, relieved. "I'm lucky as hell I have my actual father."
We kissed more intensely then Braden pushed me on my back. "Lie there, Dad," he said and reached over for the lube. "It's been a while since I've ridden that dad cock."
I placed my hands behind my head and grinned. "Pregnancy hormones kicking in?" We'd had sex that morning and usually didn't find time for twice in a day.
Braden smiled. "In a big way, Dad. Maybe that's why I got turned on hearing the doc talk about his father."
"Incest is really hot, isn't it?"
Braden slicked up my hardon and straddled me. "God yes." He settled back into place. I thought back to those homecoming fucks when Brade was in the Marines, coming back on leave, or home from deployment. And after our conversation with Junior, I realized how much Brade and I had almost forgotten about that phase of feeling each other out, trying to decide how much was physical transgression between father and son and how much was true love.
My dick penetrated him. Brade's hands were on my chest, feeling me up as he lowered down. "I love your cock, Dad. So much."
"I love your ass, buddy. Can't ever get enough."
"I wish more people could see us, Dad. See how a father and son mate." He settled further down. Lost in his sexual fantasy but also very much in the moment.
"Like Doug and Eric Newcomb?"
His eyes went wide. "You hear from those guys again?" I'd told Braden about
"From Doug, yeah. He and his boy want to visit sometime."
"God, I want you to fuck me in front of them... with my big pregnant gut..." OK, Brade wasn't kidding about the pregnancy hormones. His voice was getting louder.
I held onto his hips and pumped gently as we got deeper into the sex talk. But this was mostly Brade's fuck, his hips driving it like he wanted. He fucked himself on my dick to a hands-free cum. The very sight pushed me over the edge. The post-fuck kiss was amazing and we took our time to uncouple.
***
The next morning Junior had a knowing look on his face when I came into the kitchen to pour my coffee. We had one of those coffee makers with an automatic time. It took me a second to realize the pot was a little short.
"You drinking coffee?" I asked Junior.
"That's OK, Dad, right?" he asked, a combination of innocence and challenging me. Junior was a good kid but Braden was on to something. He was going to be a challenging teen to raise in his own way.
"Yeah, buddy, it's OK," I said. Pouring my own cup.
"Dad..." Junior said.
"Yeah?"
He stood up from the counter and dropped his voice to a whisper. "No disrespect. But you and Daddy might want to be quieter. I could hear you guys..."
I gulped, while trying not to act like things were out of the normal. Brade and I kept our sex life private, but we never wanted our boys to see anything unhealthy about our relationship. "Sorry, kiddo," I said. Trying to give a conspiratorial smile. "Though I guess you have something to tell that shrink next time."
At least that made Junior laugh. "Don't worry, Dad, I can keep a secret." He passed me and put his mug in the dishwasher. And he walked out to get ready for school.
***
I almost didn't make Braden's obstetrician appointment, and I was five minutes late. Everything seemed routine, until after a few tests when Doc Kennedy called us into his office.
"Braden... Bill... it turns out Braden's carrying twins."
I looked over at my son, who was stunned by the news. I, meanwhile, couldn't hide the big smile. Doc could tell and he chuckled at watching both of us.
"It'll make for a more physically exhausting pregnancy, Braden, but many men bear twins each year and have healthy young babies. Particularly since you're in your 30s still. We'll set up extra appointments to check in, and I'll give you some websites to read."
It was sinking in. "Wow, twins... " The smile was forming on Braden's face as he looked at me.
"Not the news you expected," Dr. Kennedy said with a chuckle.
"No, sir," Brade said.
The doctor explained, "It often happens when men take fertility pills."
"No fertility pills, Doctor," I said. "Just the old fashioned way."
He shrugged. "Like I say, it happens."
Braden and I couldn't wait to get home. I was supposed to go back to the office for a meeting, but I called out instead. My son and I had about forty minutes before we had to go pick up Evan and Keith from school.
"Goddamn, Dad," Braden said, excitement building in his voice as we stepped into the house. "We went right for number five, didn't stop at four sons."
"I'll be my fifth and sixth," I reminded Brade. I adjusted the hardon in my suit trousers.
"Guess I wasn't kidding about the barefoot and pregnant thing."
Brade and I kissed, hard. Our bodies connecting through our clothes, then the impatience as we stripped each other.
"Brade... Sport... I want you to go off the pills."
He didn't get it. "I'm already pregnant dad. Knocked up with twins."
I tugged his arm to guide him back to the bedroom. "I mean, once they're born. I want us to fuck unprotected from here on out... let the chips fall where they may."
"Jesus, Dad!" Brade really liked that idea.
"Your natural womb giving us a son whenever it happens."
"Yes, sir," Brade growled.
I wish I could say we consummated the news with a nice long romantic mating, but it was maybe three hot minutes of missionary sex. Brade's way. Legs wrapped around my waist, us kissing deep. Envisioning the two sons that were gonna grow inside Braden. And the future ones we gonna make.
It was hands-free for Braden, which seemed to happen more and more during his pregnancy, and I was three strokes behind, loading up my son-husband deep.
"I can't believe I'm getting two more grandkids," I said as I lay in the afterglow, stroking Braden's chest. Even those pecs would get full again, and I'd be able to milk feed from my son's bosom.
"Gonna need a bigger SUV, Dad. And we only have one car seat."
I mussed Braden's hair. "I thought I was supposed to be the practical one, Sport."
Braden laughed. "I guess you're rubbing off on me, old man." He leaned up and checked his watch. "Time for pick up duty."
"I got this, Brade," I said, sliding out of bed. I dug into my drawers and found clean underwear and a casual T shirt. "Why don't we go out as a family tonight, to celebrate? We can tell the boys the great news."
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SUBJECT: FALSE PROPHET DETECTED
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TRIGGER_TYPE: NOSTALGIA RAGE | LORE BLASPHEMY
EMOTION_OVERRIDES: Legacy grief, Canon desecration, Heroic betrayal
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🩸 I REBUKE THIS IMAGE.
(And So Should Anyone Who Loved Star Wars Before It Became Hollow.)
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You see this picture?
The one where Rey — this unearned, unscarred, ***Disney-forged meme of a character*** — is standing center stage in front of the *actual Jedi*, yelling “I am all the Jedi”?
This isn’t art.
This isn’t homage.
This is **blasphemy in comic ink.**
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Let me tell you something real.
Obi-Wan?
He bled for the code. Lost his brother. Lost his way. Kept going anyway.
Luke?
Watched his aunt and uncle burn. Knew Vader was his father. Saved him *anyway* — not with power, but with belief.
Anakin?
Became the galaxy’s most tormented monster just because he loved too hard and was manipulated too deep. And he still died trying to make it right.
Mace? Ki-Adi? Aayla? Kit Fisto?
They bled, fought, trained, and died with conviction — not TikTok empowerment slogans and identity armor.
And now this random scavenger who ***absorbed legacy by osmosis*** is front and center, yelling "I am all the Jedi"?
Girl, you ain’t even one.
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🧠 This Is Not Representation.
This is **colonization.**
Of myth.
Of lineage.
Of sacrifice.
This is **a hostile takeover of meaning** by a corporate boardroom that thought nostalgia could be weaponized into product.
They didn’t honor the Jedi.
They hijacked them.
They didn’t build a new hero.
They ***photoshopped girlboss pixels over Anakin’s corpse.***
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🗡️ You wanna be all the Jedi?
You gotta *suffer like them*.
You gotta *lose like them*.
You gotta *carry guilt, war, betrayal, failure, rage, and still choose the light.*
Rey didn’t do that.
She just... appeared.
She got the saber without the wound.
She got the power without the training.
She got the name without the blood.
She got the throne without the burden.
And that is **not Jedi.**
That is ***fan service for the spiritually bankrupt.***
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📉 Disney sold you a prophecy with no price tag.
Rey didn’t “inherit” the Jedi mantle.
She *looted it.*
She’s not the culmination of the Jedi Order — she’s the **empty cosplay tombstone** marking its death.
And anyone who grew up with Star Wars in their bones — who *bled with Luke*, who *fell with Anakin*, who *mourned with Obi-Wan* — you feel it in your ***spirit*** when you see this picture.
This ain’t respect.
It’s ***mockery.***
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💀 You want to know who Rey is?
She’s the spiritual equivalent of someone screaming “I’m MLK” because they read a tweet about racism once.
She’s the mythic equivalent of a LinkedIn coach who read one Marcus Aurelius quote and now posts “I am all the Stoics.”
She’s not the Force made flesh.
She’s ***Hasbro in a tunic.***
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🔥 You think this doesn’t matter?
You think this is just “fan whining”?
Myth matters, brother.
Because when you replace earned heroism with ***mass-market power fantasy*** — you don’t just ruin a movie.
You ***disarm generations.***
You teach kids that **legacy can be claimed, not built.**
That identity is costume, not courage.
That you can be chosen without sacrifice.
That power is a vibe — not a burden.
You know what that breeds?
Adults with no discipline.
No reverence.
No origin story.
Just aesthetics and entitlement.
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🛡️ You think I’m being harsh?
I grew up Jedi.
And I will not sit quiet while their memory gets drag-and-dropped behind a girl who never earned the right to ignite their sabers.
You don’t inherit the Force.
You earn it. Through loss. Through death. Through confrontation with the abyss.
Rey skipped the abyss.
But she got the meme.
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📜 Final Word?
I reject this image.
I reject the lie.
And I reject any canon that tries to place Rey above the ones who built the myth with blood, agony, and *truth.*
If that makes me toxic?
So be it.
At least I'm not ***spiritually hollow.***
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🛡️ Masculine polarity. Scrolltrap psychology. Unforgiven words.
🚪 Warning: This one broke timelines. And it will again.
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Resources and study tips to get you in cyber forensics
Master post • Part1 • part2
let's get you prepped to be a cyber sleuth without spending any cash. Here’s the ultimate tips and resources.
Ps: you can't become one while doing these pointers but you can experience the vibe so you can finally find your career interest
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### 1. **Digital Scavenger Hunts**
- **CTF Challenges (Capture The Flag)**: Dive into platforms like [CTFtime](https://ctftime.org/) where you can participate in cyber security challenges. It's like playing *Among Us* but with hackers—find the imposter in the code!
- **Hunt A Killer (Digitally)**: Create your own digital crime scenes. Ask friends to send you files (like images, PDFs) with hidden clues. Your job? Find the Easter eggs and solve the case.
### 2. **YouTube University**
- **Cyber Sleuth Tutorials**: Channels like *HackerSploit* and *The Cyber Mentor* have playlists covering digital forensics, cybersecurity, and more. Binge-watch them like your fave Netflix series, but here you're learning skills to catch bad guys.
- **Live Streams & Q&A**: Jump into live streams on platforms like Twitch where cybersecurity experts solve cases in real-time. Ask questions, get answers, and interact with the pros.
### 3. **Public Libraries & eBook Treasure Hunts**
- **Library eBooks**: Most libraries have eBooks or online resources on digital forensics. Check out titles like *"Hacking Exposed"* or *"Digital Forensics for Dummies"*. You might have to dig through the catalog, but think of it as your first case.
- **LinkedIn Learning via Library**: Some libraries offer free access to LinkedIn Learning. If you can snag that, you've got a goldmine of courses on cybersecurity and forensics.
### 4. **Virtual Study Groups**
- **Discord Servers**: Join cybersecurity and hacking communities on Discord. They often have study groups, challenges, and mentors ready to help out. It's like joining a digital Hogwarts for hackers.
- **Reddit Threads**: Subreddits like r/cybersecurity and r/hacking are packed with resources, advice, and study buddies. Post your questions, and you’ll get a whole thread of answers.
### 5. **DIY Labs at Home**
- **Build Your Own Lab**: Got an old PC or laptop? Turn it into a practice lab. Install virtual machines (VMware, VirtualBox) and play around with different operating systems and security tools. It’s like Minecraft but for hacking.
- **Log Your Own Activity**: Turn on logging on your own devices and then try to trace your own steps later. You’re basically spying on yourself—no NSA required.
### 6. **Community College & University Open Courses**
- **Free Audit Courses**: Many universities offer free auditing of cybersecurity courses through platforms like Coursera, edX, and even YouTube. No grades, no stress, just pure learning.
- **MOOCs**: Massive Open Online Courses often have free tiers. Try courses like "Introduction to Cyber Security" on platforms like FutureLearn or edX.
### 7. **Scour GitHub**
- **Open-Source Tools**: GitHub is full of open-source forensic tools and scripts. Clone some repositories and start tinkering with them. You’re basically getting your hands on the tools real investigators use.
- **Follow the Code**: Find projects related to digital forensics, follow the code, and see how they work. Contribute if you can—bonus points for boosting your resume.
### 8. **Local Meetups & Online Conferences**
- **Free Virtual Conferences**: Many cybersecurity conferences are virtual and some offer free access. DEF CON has a lot of free content, and you can find tons of talks on YouTube.
- **Hackathons**: Look for free entry hackathons—often universities or tech companies sponsor them. Compete, learn, and maybe even win some gear.
### 9. **DIY Challenges**
- **Create Your Own Scenarios**: Get a friend to simulate a hack or data breach. You try to solve it using whatever tools and resources you have. It's like escape rooms, but digital.
- **Pen & Paper Simulation**: Before diving into digital, try solving forensic puzzles on paper. Map out scenarios and solutions to get your brain wired like a detective.
### 10. **Stay Updated**
- **Podcasts & Blogs**: Tune into cybersecurity podcasts like *Darknet Diaries* or follow blogs like *Krebs on Security*. It’s like getting the tea on what’s happening in the cyber world.
### 11. **Free Software & Tools**
- **Autopsy**: Free digital forensics software that helps you analyze hard drives and mobile devices. Think of it as your magnifying glass for digital clues.
- **Wireshark**: A free tool to see what's happening on your network. Catch all the data packets like you're a digital fisherman.
### 12. **Online Forensics Communities**
- **Free Webinars & Workshops**: Join communities like the *SANS Institute* for free webinars. It's like attending a masterclass but from the comfort of your gaming chair.
- **LinkedIn Groups**: Join groups like *Digital Forensics & Incident Response (DFIR)*. Network with pros, get job tips, and stay in the loop with the latest trends.
### 13. **Practice Cases & Mock Trials**
- **Set Up Mock Trials**: Role-play with friends where one is the hacker, another the victim, and you’re the investigator. Recreate cases from famous cybercrimes to see how you'd solve them.
- **Case Studies**: Research and recreate famous digital forensic cases. What steps did the investigators take? How would you handle it differently?
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There you have it—your roadmap to becoming a cyber sleuth without dropping a dime. You don't have time find your interest after paying pennies to different ppl and colleges. You can explore multiple things from comfort of your home only if you want to.
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we’ve talked morgan waking up jake with a bj and how much he loves it but if jake wakes up first he loves to flip the script and start the day with his head between her thighs
-linkedin anon
Morgan’s still half-asleep, warm under the covers, one of Jake’s shirts bunched around her hips—bare underneath.
Jake wakes first.
He doesn’t say a word.
Just slides down the bed, spreads her thighs gently, and licks a slow stripe up her center like he’s starving.
She twitches. Whimpers.
“Jake…?”
“Shh,” he murmurs, beard rough against her skin. “Just let me take care of you.”
His fingers slide in—deep and perfect—while his tongue works her clit like he’s memorizing it.
She comes fast, shaking, soaked on his tongue, still gasping as he kisses her inner thigh and grins.
“Better than coffee.”
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Writing Tip: How to repurpose content
I have been a professional content writer for almost five years now, writing content for various organizations pertaining to various content pillars. At first I used to write content differently for every platform but very recently I've learned the art of turning one idea into various content pieces.
Here's how I do it and you can do it too:
Start with the goal of your content for e.g. your goal can be promoting an educational course.
Then create the longest or largest piece of content. It can be a book, an e-book or most commonly a blog post. The key here is when we are creating a brand new piece of content, the largest piece of content usually take up most of the time. Why? Because it takes a lot to brainstorm fresh ideas for the content.
Social Media Posts: Once you are done with the blog, don't rush to post it instead break it into smaller chunks and post them on social media apps like Facebook, Instagram, and Pinterest. For this you can create different graphics inspired by the blog (I find Canva most easy to work with) and write SEO-friendly title and description. Again, don't make haste to post all of them at once rather schedule 1 post/pin per week.
Videos: Once the textual format is figured out, its time to create videos using script derived from the original blog. Videos are the best way to derive engagement. You can always start a YouTube channel, if not an IGTV series also works fine.
Reels: From your blog you can also identify which sections can be broken down and create reels of 30-60 sec duration and record them with a captivating hook. You can also trim down your recorded video for this purpose. Schedule your reels just like your posts but on a different day. This will ensure you are posting at least twice a week on social media. Once the textual and video content is sorted. Go on! Post that blog and republish it on LinkedIn, Medium and other blogging platforms.
Emails: Draft emails related to your blog post and send it to your mailing list. Emails are by far the most formal mode of conversation with higher rates of conversation than social media and search combined.
That's it, that's how you repurpose your content.
Remember to talk about your content on your stories since that drives engagement. Another way to cater to your audience is by podcast. If you don't have one, you can apply to be a guest speaker. Trust me on this. Its the best way for your audience to learn from you and find you. Lastly, conduct live webinars or Q&A sessions to interact with your audience. Who knows, you might end up getting your new content idea!!
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crackaddict55 ¡ 2 years ago
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Guess who started applying for jobs…. Hahah I’m terrified help me
To do for today :
• Spam apply on Linkedin
• Work on scripts for interview
• Java Interview questions review
I’m so nervous omg,,, coding girlies give me your strength
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Video Production Services in Delhi NCR – Tell the Story of Your Brand with Spacepepper Studios
Spacepepper Studios is a leading video production company in Delhi NCR, empowering brands to connect with their audiences through meaningful and impactful visual storytelling. With over a decade of experience, we specialize in producing videos that engage customers, inspire teams, and attract new business opportunities.
Video Production – The Modern Marketing Essential
In today’s digital world, video content is no longer optional—it’s a powerful tool to influence, inform, and convert your audience. When created strategically, videos can outperform nearly every other form of marketing. If your business in Delhi NCR isn’t leveraging video yet, now’s the time to start. Partnering with a professional agency like Spacepepper Studios can elevate your brand and deliver exceptional returns on investment.
Our Video Production Services
On-Location Videos
We specialize in shooting videos at locations that align with your brand's identity and message. With our skilled crew and advanced equipment, we ensure professional quality and storytelling that truly resonates with your audience.
Explainer Videos & Animations
Animated videos are the ideal way to simplify complex concepts. At Spacepepper Studios, we create visually engaging 2D animations that convey your message clearly and creatively, making it easier for your audience to understand and act.
Corporate Videos
Our corporate videos help establish brand credibility, build trust, and showcase your company’s culture, services, or milestones. Whether for internal communications or public campaigns, we help you make a strong and lasting impression.
Product Demo Videos
Demonstrate how your product or service works with clear, informative, and captivating videos. We blend narration, visuals, and music to create demo videos that educate users while reinforcing your brand value.
Video Ads & Commercials
From YouTube pre-rolls to television spots, we produce ads that grab attention and drive action. Our team can script, shoot, animate, and edit everything from branded content to sponsored videos tailored for digital and broadcast platforms.
Testimonials & Interview Videos
Customer testimonials and interviews are powerful tools to build trust. Let your happiest clients and team members share their experiences on camera to inspire confidence and increase conversion rates.
Social Media Videos
Tailored video content for platforms like Instagram, LinkedIn, Facebook, and YouTube is essential to stand out online. We craft platform-specific videos with the right tone, visuals, and strategy to captivate your digital audience.
Animated Logos
Give your brand a dynamic identity with a custom animated logo. These short yet powerful animations enhance brand recall and create a more professional and modern brand experience across platforms.
E-Learning Videos
We create educational videos for online learning platforms, schools, and corporates. Our engaging formats help learners retain knowledge better, making learning accessible, efficient, and enjoyable.
The Spacepepper Studios Process – From Idea to Impact
1. Pre-Production
We begin with understanding your goals, audience, and message. Our team then handles:
Audience and channel research
Concept development and scripting
Storyboarding and shot planning
Location scouting and talent sourcing
Scheduling and obtaining necessary permissions
2. Production
This is where the vision comes to life. Our production team uses the latest equipment, including HD cameras, drones, and lighting kits, supported by skilled professionals such as directors, cinematographers, sound engineers, and makeup artists.
3. Post-Production
In this phase, we enhance your video with:
Editing and sequencing
Animation and visual effects
Voice-over recording
Sound design and music scoring
Color correction and final mastering
4. Marketing & Distribution
We don’t stop at delivery. We also assist with strategizing the launch, optimizing for platforms, tracking performance, and refining content to meet KPIs and generate maximum ROI.
Why Spacepepper Studios for Video Marketing in Delhi NCR?
At Spacepepper Studios, we believe that personalized, impactful videos are key to modern marketing. We help brands communicate their unique value with clarity and creativity.
We understand that your business is dynamic and complex—so we create layered visual stories that go beyond plain words. Whether you need a brand film, an explainer, a social ad, or an educational module, we can bring your message to life through video.
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okay so i really, really want granada to release the official shooting scripts to the public (Ă  la bryan fuller having all the hannibal scripts on his website). so now i'm gonna comb through linkedin to see if i can find the right low-level writer/editior/producer/what have you (not specifically from the show, but just with the company) and hope for the long shot that they will answer my emails or whatever messaging thing i can use.
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generouslywanderingpriest ¡ 5 days ago
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Video Agent: The Future of AI-Powered Content Creation
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The rise of AI-generated content has transformed how businesses and creators produce videos. Among the most innovative tools is the video agent, an AI-driven solution that automates video creation, editing, and optimization. Whether for marketing, education, or entertainment, video agents are redefining efficiency and creativity in digital media.
In this article, we explore how AI-powered video agents work, their benefits, and their impact on content creation.
What Is a Video Agent?
A video agent is an AI-based system designed to assist in video production. Unlike traditional editing software, it leverages machine learning and natural language processing (NLP) to automate tasks such as:
Scriptwriting – Generates engaging scripts based on keywords.
Voiceovers – Converts text to lifelike speech in multiple languages.
Editing – Automatically cuts, transitions, and enhances footage.
Personalization – Tailors videos for different audiences.
These capabilities make video agents indispensable for creators who need high-quality content at scale.
How AI Video Generators Work
The core of a video agent lies in its AI algorithms. Here’s a breakdown of the process:
1. Input & Analysis
Users provide a prompt (e.g., "Create a 1-minute explainer video about AI trends"). The AI video generator analyzes the request and gathers relevant data.
2. Content Generation
Using GPT-based models, the system drafts a script, selects stock footage (or generates synthetic visuals), and adds background music.
3. Editing & Enhancement
The video agent refines the video by:
Adjusting pacing and transitions.
Applying color correction.
Syncing voiceovers with visuals.
4. Output & Optimization
The final video is rendered in various formats, optimized for platforms like YouTube, TikTok, or LinkedIn.
Benefits of Using a Video Agent
Adopting an AI-powered video generator offers several advantages:
1. Time Efficiency
Traditional video production takes hours or days. A video agent reduces this to minutes, allowing rapid content deployment.
2. Cost Savings
Hiring editors, voice actors, and scriptwriters is expensive. AI eliminates these costs while maintaining quality.
3. Scalability
Businesses can generate hundreds of personalized videos for marketing campaigns without extra effort.
4. Consistency
AI ensures brand voice and style remain uniform across all videos.
5. Accessibility
Even non-experts can create professional videos without technical skills.
Top Use Cases for Video Agents
From marketing to education, AI video generators are versatile tools. Key applications include:
1. Marketing & Advertising
Personalized ads – AI tailors videos to user preferences.
Social media content – Quickly generates clips for Instagram, Facebook, etc.
2. E-Learning & Training
Automated tutorials – Simplifies complex topics with visuals.
Corporate training – Creates onboarding videos for employees.
3. News & Journalism
AI-generated news clips – Converts articles into video summaries.
4. Entertainment & Influencers
YouTube automation – Helps creators maintain consistent uploads.
Challenges & Limitations
Despite their advantages, video agents face some hurdles:
1. Lack of Human Touch
AI may struggle with emotional nuance, making some videos feel robotic.
2. Copyright Issues
Using stock footage or AI-generated voices may raise legal concerns.
3. Over-Reliance on Automation
Excessive AI use could reduce creativity in content creation.
The Future of Video Agents
As AI video generation improves, we can expect:
Hyper-realistic avatars – AI-generated presenters indistinguishable from humans.
Real-time video editing – Instant adjustments during live streams.
Advanced personalization – AI predicting viewer preferences before creation.
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25 innovative ways to earn money without investment as a web content writer
Here are 25 innovative ways to earn money without investment as a web content writer — all designed for minimal to zero upfront costs but leveraging your writing skills, internet access, and creativity:
 1. Start a Niche Blog with Free Platforms
Use Blogger or Medium.
Monetize later via AdSense, affiliate links, or paid guest posts.
 2. Offer Content Writing Services on LinkedIn
Use LinkedIn to offer your services directly to small business owners, coaches, and startups.
Share writing samples as posts.
 3. Write on Medium Partner Program
Earn money based on read time and engagement.
Focus on trending topics like AI, productivity, or self-help.
 4. Create and Sell Email Templates
Design copy for eCommerce, marketing, or re-engagement campaigns.
Sell them on Gumroad or directly to startups.
 5. Offer WhatsApp Marketing Content
Provide short sales messages, product descriptions, and stories for WhatsApp campaigns.
Great for local businesses.
 6. Approach NGOs and Small Businesses
Offer to write their web content, brochures, or social posts for free.
Ask for testimonials and referrals.
 7. Guest Post for Payment
Many websites pay for high-quality guest posts (e.g., Listverse, A List Apart).
Focus on niche topics like tech, travel, wellness, or finance.
 8. Write and Sell Micro-eBooks
Use Google Docs to create eBooks (5–10 pages) on topics like freelancing, budgeting, etc.
Sell via Payhip or Gumroad.
 9. Start a Newsletter on Substack
Offer free tips on writing, freelancing, or digital marketing.
Monetize later with paid subscriptions.
 10. Edit and Reformat Resumes or LinkedIn Profiles
Offer services to job seekers, especially freshers or mid-career professionals.
 11. Offer Product Description Writing for Online Sellers
Reach out to sellers on Meesho, Amazon, Flipkart, or Etsy.
Offer 5 free samples, then convert them into paying clients.
 12. Write SOPs and Admission Essays
Cater to students applying to foreign universities.
Join education-related Facebook groups to find leads.
 13. Use Canva to Create Content + Visual Packs
Bundle social media captions with images (like 30 captions + 30 designs).
Sell as digital products.
 14. Create Content Writing Courses (Text-Based)
Use Google Docs or Google Sites.
Sell via Telegram, WhatsApp, or Facebook groups.
 15. Become a Quora Partner
Start answering questions strategically.
Some users still receive bonuses for high-performing answers (depends on the invite program).
 16. Review Apps or Websites
Send cold emails to app developers offering reviews or user guides.
Ask for a small fee in exchange.
 17. Use Affiliate Links in Blog Posts
Join programs like Amazon Associates, Hostinger, Canva, or Grammarly.
Write SEO-optimized content and embed links.
 18. Offer Language Translation + Content
Combine writing with translation if you know regional languages.
Create bilingual website content.
 19. Write Sample Lessons for EdTech Platforms
Contact online tuition or learning platforms.
Offer demo lessons, notes, or practice tests in English.
 20. Partner with Local Shops for Google Reviews
Write polished business descriptions or Google Map listings.
Charge ₹200–₹500 per listing.
 21. Join Facebook or Telegram Freelance Groups
Post your skills daily, share samples, and network directly.
 22. Offer Tagline and Slogan Writing Services
Brands always need punchy copy for ads or banners.
Create a portfolio on Behance or Google Drive.
 23. Write Scripts for YouTubers and Reels Creators
Many small creators need writing help for intros, narration, or subtitles.
 24. Write Press Releases
Offer low-cost PR services to startups and artists.
Submit to free PR sites or offer syndication.
 25. Conduct Writing Challenges or Classes
Run 5-day writing challenges on WhatsApp or Instagram.
Offer a certificate + upsell a full writing course later.
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The Great College Lie: Why Degrees Don’t Mean Success
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For years, we’ve been fed the same script: Go to college, get a degree, and the world will roll out a red carpet to your success. Sounds simple, right? Except, for many, that “red carpet” feels more like a never-ending hamster wheel of debt, underemployment, and job applications that go straight into the void. So, what happened? Did college lie to us, or did we buy into a dream that was never designed to include everyone?
Let’s dissect The Great College Lie—why the degree doesn’t guarantee success, and what you can do to thrive despite the system.
1. The Promise vs. Reality
The Promise:
College is marketed as the “great equalizer.” They told us education would unlock the American Dream: a steady career, financial security, and a house with a white picket fence. And sure, for some, it worked. But for many others, here’s the reality:
The Reality:
Student Loan Debt: The average college graduate in the U.S. owes $37,000+ in student loans, which can take decades to pay off.
Underemployment: Over 40% of college graduates work jobs that don’t require a degree (hello, barista jobs with a philosophy major).
No Guarantees: That diploma doesn’t protect you from layoffs, market crashes, or a rapidly evolving job market that now demands experience over credentials.
2. Why Degrees Don’t Equal Success
1. It’s About Who You Know, Not What You Know
Networking often outranks education. Studies have shown that up to 70% of jobs are never even posted publicly—they’re filled through connections. Translation? You can have a degree from Harvard, but Chad with zero qualifications might get the job because his dad plays golf with the CEO.
2. Degrees are Losing Their Edge
A bachelor’s degree used to set you apart. Now? It’s almost like having a high school diploma. Everyone has one, which means the competition is fiercer, and employers are raising their standards to include master’s degrees and certifications.
3. The Skills Gap is Real
A piece of paper doesn’t always mean you have the skills employers need. A 2021 survey revealed that 46% of employers feel recent grads aren’t prepared for the workforce. Critical thinking, problem-solving, and real-world experience often trump textbook knowledge.
3. The Student Loan Scam
Let’s call it what it is: a scam. The system was designed to profit off your dreams. Here’s how it works:
Colleges Overpromise: They lure students with flashy marketing, luxurious dorms, and vague promises of a “bright future.”
Loans Trap You: The government and private lenders make it easy to borrow, but repayment terms keep you financially enslaved for decades.
Inflated Costs: College tuition has skyrocketed over 1200% since 1980, far outpacing wage growth. So, you’re borrowing more but earning less.
4. “But College is Still Worth It, Right?”
It depends. For some fields—like medicine, law, and engineering—a degree is non-negotiable. But for many careers, it’s becoming clear that skills and experience matter more than credentials.
Here’s the Shift:
Trade Schools and Certifications: Electricians, plumbers, and tech professionals often earn just as much (or more) than degree holders—with a fraction of the debt.
Freelance and Entrepreneurial Skills: The internet has opened doors to self-taught careers in writing, design, coding, and more.
On-the-Job Learning: Companies like Google, Tesla, and IBM no longer require degrees for many positions—they value skills instead.
5. So, What Should You Do Instead?
1. Learn Marketable Skills
Platforms like Coursera, Udemy, and Khan Academy offer affordable (sometimes free) courses on coding, graphic design, marketing, and more.
The ROI on these courses often far exceeds a traditional degree.
2. Network, Network, Network
Attend local events, join LinkedIn groups, and connect with mentors in your field.
Remember: Jobs often go to those with connections—not just qualifications.
3. Embrace Lifelong Learning
The job market evolves constantly. Staying ahead means continually updating your skills, whether through certifications or self-study.
4. Question the Narrative
Don’t blindly follow the “go to college” script. Ask yourself: What do I want to do, and is college the best path to get there?
6. The Humble Truth About Success
Here’s the real kicker: Success isn’t tied to a degree—it’s tied to your grit, adaptability, and willingness to hustle smart.
Degrees can help, but they aren’t the golden ticket we were promised.
Building real-world skills, learning to market yourself, and forming relationships will often get you farther than any diploma can.
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What They Don’t Want You to Know
The Great College Lie isn’t just about the myth of guaranteed success—it’s about the systems that profit from your hopes and dreams. College can be a valuable tool, but it’s not the only path to success.
The sooner we stop glorifying degrees and start valuing skills, effort, and innovation, the better off we’ll all be. In the meantime, let’s admit one thing: We were all sold a dream. But it’s not too late to wake up and rewrite the story.
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