#listen yallllll

[found-the-secrets-in-your-eyes]

LETS GO HOME TO YOUR HOUSE THATS WHERE I WANNA BE WONT YOU FIND SOME SECONDS PLEASE TO SPEND ALONE WITH ME

[nach-tai]

I hope these upcoming Sim games are worth something

[kamiversee]

SPILL ON UR LOVELIFE OMG WHAT 👀👀 I want fanfic moments too hsjjssj

Are you ready for a yap sesh…

Okay so do y’all rmb that 6ft tall guy I was talking to & said I MIGHT be in love w? Yeah so erm… He was wayyy to lusty for me, so much so that when we talked and he’d say how much he liked me— it just felt weird because it was like “wtf do you like about me aside from the fact that I’m nice & know how to dirty talk??”

And I thought it was ironic that he was too lusty for me even tho I write literal smut in my free time but y’all I’m not even exaggerating when I say nearly every convo w tht man was about sex. And if it wasn’t about sex then it was just about something pertaining to him in general.

Anything he knew about me was info I had to just throw out there to him yk? It was like he never really asked me anything about myself unless it was something sexual. Which irked my nerves so badly because, again, wth did he like about me? The guy didn’t even know my favorite color like ??

But in the beginning I was pretty blindsided by how good the conversations were and I was just happy to receive attention in all honesty.

Anywho tho, I told my bsf about the guy & he was telling me to stop talking to him because it’s going no where, or at least tell him that I want him to start asking things about me but uh…

I’m not that kinda person y’all. I dont want to have to tell someone to be curious about me if they claim to be interested in me. It was so apparent that he was only interested in the way I gave him a listening ear on his struggles & the way I engaged in sexual convos.

So, although I felt like shit for a while because I didn’t wanna be like his other exes tht just up & left him for no reason, I eventually told him I just couldn’t talk to him romantically anymore. NOW, this was damn there the icing on the cake.

While he was really mature about it ending & basically said he understood and wasn’t going to push me about staying or anything, y’all… he didn’t even ask why I wanted things to end. I wasn’t exactly looking for him to ask why but dude, if u claimed to like me as much as you did & were oh so infatuated with me, shouldn’t you wanna know why I suddenly wanna break things off w you??? 😐

Anyway, that ended & we decided to just stay friends. Our convos got shorter and shorter & nowadays he & I both moved on.

ONTO MY CURRENT LOVE INTEREST 😁

Guys hes so.

We started talking from me giving him advice abt his ex and stuff & I met him literally right after that first guy so he even gave me advice abt him and when I told him I felt so shitty about leaving guy numb 1, he reassured me even tho he didn’t know me tht well at the time ^-^

Then from there we just became friends and would talk a lot bc he noticed my lil sugu obsession and told me he looked like him (He does lowk) which led to him sayin I should be obsessed w him instead of Sugu since he’s actually real… he lowk gagged me there guys

Aaaand we’d just talk every day more and more, all on discord btw bc it’s so silly over there (server coming when??) And like, I dont rmb when exactly he caught feelings for me but at some point I could just kinda tell.

The only thing was that it just felt too soon so when he actually confessed to me or wtv, I told him I still wanted to know more about him as a person and whatnot. AND GUYSGUYSGUYS.

So rmb guy1 right? & how he didn’t even know my fav color? I told guy2 about that and he immediately asked abt it. I KNOW that’s smth so small but pls, it was so sweet…. is the bar in hell? Idk, I swear I have standards 🙏

We even had a whole convo abt colors & it was just super cute! >< Another time, I vented and told him how guy1 didn’t rlly put in any effort to get to know me but claimed to like me and guy2 went out of his way to say how he wants to know everything about me

When I tell y’all his confession was like smth out of a damn fanfic. YALLLLLL. And it’s funny bc MLN is actually based on events tht’s happened in my life soo…

Anywho, guy2 is amazing and ilhsm. He’s so sweet and silly, I wanna eat him yall ☹️

We talk everyday & I’ve ruined my sleep schedule juust a bit for him (it was ruiened beforehand tbh)!

That’s pretty much how things r goin for me rn. Guy1 & guy2 did interact w each other at one point and it was sooo messy yall, I was not feelin it but thats a story for another time frfr

I hope you guys enjoyed my podcast :3

[scarystickers]

THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES IMPRESSIONS: EP 115 - 120

EP 115: Taking Stock

SALESA?? Omg Salesa backstory? I feel like I've heard about the meat grinder in a previous story, no? Noooo Helen. Like I get why Jon was a jerk but like idk me personally I'd listen. It's better to have a weird ally than a weird enemy.

EP 116: The Show Must Go On

This episode was sooooo well written. HELP JON IMMEDIATELY SAYING MARTIN CAN'T GO??? Omg the gang is back together and scheming I'm so happy. "If you die I'm afraid you won't be able to claim your expenses." Tim is in desperate need of therapy it's not even funny, like someone has got to book him an appointment.

EP 117: Testament

I love these little bits where we get to see the characters thought process. JON BRINGING UP THE OFFICE GOSSIP IS CRAZY???? HES STUTTERING??? BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE YOU CANNOT BE STUTTERING OVER THIS LMAOOO. Awww Basira and Daisy are actually so cute, I love their friendship so much omg. Melanie's voice actor is so talented omg this is so well acted. I feel so bad for Melanie :( MELANIE'S TRIP???? :( Man I love Melanie. "I need him to be okay. sorry." WHAT DOES THAT MEAN MARTIN??? DID HE JUST TELL JON TO CHILL OUT LMAO? Oh my god Martin has a legitimate crush stop I love him. World could possibly end and he's here yapping about his crush. Daisy is so real for just turning on the recorder and only breathing and saying okay. Noooooo Tim :(

Current predictions: Tim dies, Someone is irreversibly injured, Basira dies? They succeed but not properly so there's extreme damages to our world and reality

EP 118: The Masquerade

Jon was really okay with Martin burning cases?? Losing that knowledge??? Tim I love you for making bad jokes. Oh?? Weird Tape appearing out of nowhere?? ELIAS CLOCKED MARTIN'S FEELINGS SO FAST LMAOOO This is horrifying then. HE ADMITTED THE FEELINGS???????? YALLLLLL. Elias really said "your mom" and then went on to attack Martin's mommy issues. GUYS IM ACTUALLY THE NUMBER ONE ELIAS HATER. THEY BETTER SUCCEED AND KILL HIM I NEED HIM GONE AFTER WHAT HE DID TO MELANIE AND MARTIN. DID DAISY JUST SHOOT JON???????

EP 119: Stranger And Stranger

The music goes so hard for this intro omg. THIS EPISODE IS SO COOL??? Tim saw Jon and then went to kill him, didn't even need an illusion goddamn. The Watcher??? Rip to Tim since he's pressing the detonator. After reading the description I missed Daisy dying and Basira leaving because I got confused :')

EP 120: Eye Contact

Elias you cannot be making a statement about a guys dreams that's just not right. So Jon is in the hospital?? Y'all this was a very cool statement but confused me so bad. WAIT SO DAISY DIED??? Elias is under arrest?? So there is that weird Lukas guy. OH new guy in charge then.

ADDITIONAL NOTES:

This finale was so weird on so many levels. So much not processed??? Like we haven't see the aftermath of it all which is a bit weird. Man I wish I was apart of the fandom at the time so I could see people dissect this and explain bits I missed and make silly theories.

[mariasont]

thank you to my angel honies for tagging me @cerisereids @basketonthedoorstepofthefbi 🍯💕✨

last song: simple love by genevieve stocks (yallllll if you haven’t listened to her you NEED to, her music makes me feel emotions i didn’t even know were possible)

favorite color: pink 💞🎀🌸 (i feel like a lot of yall could’ve guess that lmaooo)

currently watching: cm always 🫶🏼 rewatching from season 3 rn ! also watching love island and just finished bridgerton

sweet, savory or spicy: hmm probably a toss up between sweet and savory, need a little bit a both on my palette if you will

currently reading: the paper palace by miranda cowley heller — thought this would be a cute summer read but it’s actually wild as hell LMAO, i do, however reccomend it so far

last movie: prisoners… actually so incredibly good but holy hell is it a rollercoaster. this may be a crazy statement considering my hyperfixation with cm, but i generally cannot handle anything relatively scary crime related because im a baby i fear. BUT my bf made me watch it with him and it was actually prob a 8/10

relationships: currently do have the most amazing bf in the entire world <3 went through a hell of a lot of frogs to find him but alas we made it

current obsessions: dad bod hotch… anyways also weirdly enough sharks im in FL rn and im on shark tok rn so i can’t really escape them. NICOLA COUGHLAN i love her so much its not even funny

the last thing you googled: the lyrics to say yes to heaven by lana del rey LOL

currently working on: so many things it’s not even funny, i prob have about 17 WIP lmaooo i need to be put down

no pressure tags: @dudeitiskarev @kimstills

[h0ney-pot]

Yallllll I’m such a reading girl rn I love audiobooks I’m listening on this app called Libby and you can like rent the books with your library card!!!

Right now I’m listening to “she’s too pretty to burn” and I had a little trouble getting into it at first but omgggg very good I’m very into it!!!!!! I didn’t see the twists coming and the characters are very interesting!!!

[justyourfelix]

YALLLLLL DISCORDS GOTS TALENT IS BACK!!!!

COME ON AND JOIN THIS CHAOTIC EVENT EITHER JOIN IN ON IF OR LISTEN IN FOR THE WACKYEST NUTASTIC EVENT THERE IS!!!!

COME ON AND JOIN BIG Q/QUACKITYS SERVER TO BE APART OF THIS TALENT SHOW!!!!

IM TELLING YOU IT CAN GET WILD..- BUT CONSIDER JOINING FOR A SHORT AMOUNT OF TIME IF YOU LIKE YOU CAN ALWAYS LEAVE BUT IF YOU WANT TO STAY WITH THIS WACKEY DISCORD SERVER BE OUR GUESTS TO JOIN DISCORDS GOT TALENT!!!!

Please do not rade the server, please treat others with the amount of respect that is required to be in this server.

note : I am not a bot nor did I get hack I just really miss discords gots talent since it's almost or probably has been a few months or a year since it's been back!

[thebestorworstofit]

:// disney really tried to keep me 3 different times tonight

• first I get stuck on a ride to literally no one ever gets stuck on - like how are you going to keep people stuck 10 feet before a stop just bc yallllll forgot to water up the train that literally runs off STEAM.

• then the cast member assigning people rows on runaway was supercalfragalosticly ignorant and kept trying to put me with bigger groups (like yes it seats 5, but there’s no reason to squeeze that many in / it’s usually grouped in no more than 4) and when i tried to explain that i’m autistic and get uncomfortable that confined and asked to sit with a smaller party she legit looked me in the eyes and said “it’s okay you can do it i believe in you” when i’ve NEVER had a CM have any problem with helping me out when i’m by myself or with a friend (i’m very nice it’s not like i’m demanding or loud about it) and because she made me so uncomfortable and unsettled, it like ruined the experience for me, so i asked another cast member to help me exit - he showed me where to go AND YET I LITERALLY GOT LOST TRYING TO FIND MY WAY OUT OF A CARTOON HALLWAY. ended up in a place not for me and had to wait like 15 minutes for someone to walk me out while i’m already visibly upset (shout out to paul who walked me out and over to roger rabbit where he sent me to the front of the line to make up for the experience i had / bc obviously i told him everything like a freaking baby)

• AND THEN I go to leave. I’ve done my shopping. I have my coffee. I have my treats. I did my thing I am a happy camper again. So I get this wild idea to throw away any trash in my car before i leave - but to my surprise when I got to my car my keys weren’t in my disney bag… my keys were not anywhere on my person. So naturally, I had a full-blown freaking meltdown, because by that point, the park was closed.  which made going back through security, onto the tram and back to the front of the park super fun.  and then because I couldn’t go back into the park. I got to explain my whole situation to a security guard i can’t remember the name of, and like god bless that man he had no idea what to do with me but thankfully, I am very loud and one of the leads by the gate. Heard me freaking out, pulled me aside and had me list the stores and places i went into where I remember having my keys and she walkied every single one of those places, after about 10 minutes, we get worried that someone found my keys, but they had just sent someone with them to lost and found which led to an absolute angel named Melissa tracking this person down, getting my keys and bringing them up to the front of the park while poor sweet sharon just listened to me like cry for almost an hour while we waited for a resolution.

I definitely wouldn’t say it was a bad disney evening but man it was a time…

now, you would think with all of that one of those might be my low points for the evening, but no… I am shocked to say the worst part of my evening was when a large woman who was arguing with her husband and her children came and sat on me. Technically next to me, but next to me by not enough because her silent it on the outside of my thigh, and her arm was touching me. When I looked at her and I said oh, excuse me - yaknow the universal signal for hey I’m fucking existing here you cow please get out of my personal space. I may not need 3 feet anymore but 3 inches wouldn’t fucking hurt…. She just looked at me and turned back to her conversation.

As someone who is only vertically 5 feet and a lil change, I am used to being bumped into, passed over, and stepped on, it happens. It’s okay… what’s not okay is that this is the second time in a month that someone has sat on me. I do not understand this selectively invisible super power, and I will tell you right now I do not like it.

It took almost 3 extra hours to get home with all of these banana pants obstacles and now it’s 4 am - and ofc i am wide awake when i have work 2-10 and a cannaevent from 4-11.

if anyone’s down to come punch me in the face just to knock me out, lemme know - i’ll drop a pin. 

[b-lessings]

Today I was listening to an Egyptian Islamic da'iyah / family and couples counselor. She is quiet famous and an established reference in her field in her community. She has a TV show where she talks about life/ family issues from a religious perspective. The episode was about marriage-related issues and she was answering a question about early marriage in Islam. She started by listing the benefits of marrying at a young age. One of the things she mentioned was that it's healthier to have babies when you are younger, as in the younger the woman, the healthier the pregnancy, the healthier the baby. And I felt straight up offended? I honestly felt hurt and yes I took it personally. Now, I do respect this woman so much, she is definitely someone to look up to, and that's why I got personally offended (and disappointed). Bear with me, I will explain.

1) Do people think it's a choice? - yes. It's true, some sisters or brothers opt not to get married for a reason or the other, but it's not a generalized rule. Not every single person in this ummah chose to stay single. Most of us are struggling thru singlehood and probably suffering from mental illness because of it, and because of the pressure. As a non-married muslim girl who is about to turn 30 and whose ultimate goal or dream is to make a family with a decent God-fearing man, I find it straight up offensive to come talk to me about oh how much HEALTHIER it would be to have had children at a younger age. She literally said that people who got married between 21 and 25 turn out to be much happier in life and are less likely to suffer from mental illness. Nice way to remind me of my unfortunate situation and my miserable life! AstaghfiruAllah al ādheem. Do people seriously think we have a choice? Like do people seriously think we got the opportunity to choose between marrying someone noble, honest, practicing, humble, caring, someone whom we had chemistry with and of good deen and character AND WE SAID NO WE CHOOSE MISERY? Do people think we deliberately choose to live in this dilemma of constant social pressure and humiliation? Oh yeah because it's so much fun trying to watch the whole world find their significant others and find their life companions while we just sit back and suffer in silence. Oh yes because I do know that pregnancies over the age of 35 have higher risks for mothers and babies but yet I deliberately chose to take the risk. AstaghfiruAllah! Wallahi it's frustrating. We are already looked down upon in the society, some even go the extra mile to accuse us to different sorts of things, but to think this is actually something we wanted! What a shame to not be spared the right to voice your concerns, your issues, your worries. To just assume this narrative legit dismisses our perspective and silences our voices in the story.

2) Isn't it fate/Maktub? Isn't it all part of Allah's plan? - So, what is it now, really? Isn't The whole concept of marriage and your spouse considered a rizk from Allah swt? Aren't we taught the idea that everything that happens to us is from Allah swt. And then we are asked or required to accept whatever happens to us (a belated marriage or belated pregnancy or lack of included). We are ready struggling on daily basis trying to be good Muslims and patiently and wholeheartedly accepting our fate and submitting to Allah's plan. So to hear someone (of high status in the community, a reference) talk about the issue as if it was in our hands and not in Allah's actually contradicts with their whole belief system? Smh.

Anyways. I don't wanna make this any longer, I just needed to let it out because it was really bugging me. I think that " considering people's feelings " is a rare thing in this modern day religion. I dont think in the time of the Prophet salla allahu alaihi wa sallam people were this inconsiderate or insensitive. And I pray that Allah swt guide us all to the straight path. I pray Allah swt calms our storms, soothes our worried hearts, and fills our souls with the beautiful patience we need to keep going while we accept His plans for us. I really love this merciful religion despite the people who broadcast it. Alhamdulillah. Hasbiya Allahu wa ni'ema al wakeel.

[timetohealit]

.

[annab-nana]

.

[middle-eastern-queen]

The way he’s smiling YALLLLLL THE WAY HES SMILING LISTENING TO HER GO MENTAL ON THE PHONE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

🥺

[harryfeatgaga]

FRIDAY!!!! HARRY HOUSE FRIDAY!!!! I HAVEN’T LISTENED YET AND I AM ABOUT TO BURST!!!! ITS PEAK HARRY SEASON YALLLLLL!!!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

[27-umbrellas]

YALLLLLL

This is a quote from an interview with robert sheehan 

“Describing Klaus as a “street fox character,” Sheehan explained that his onscreen persona actually starts a religious cult where he becomes the revered Christlike figure. It’s a humorous twist on the fact that nobody ever listened to Klaus in season one; in season two, now “people are listening to him way too much.””

WE ARE GETTING CULT KLAUS IN SEASON TWO HELL FUCKING YEAH

[ilovefandoms102]

okay listen: so reader goes to chuck town with the cast and watching rudy throw axes makes her feel things, and when they get home she's like "ya know it was really hot" and he's like "r u horny baby?" 👁👄👁

Yallllll omg I can’t stop watching that damn video😤

You couldn’t keep your eyes from his ringed fingers wrapped around the handle as he threw the axe at the target. Thinking about his hands wrapping around something else, preferably your throat as he has his way with you. The girls teased you as you sat and drooled over your boyfriend.

Later that night your undies were so soaked that you figured they were ruined. Rudy kept giving you odd looks as you kept fidgeting and was constantly bouncing on your toes.

“Are you ok?” He’d ask when you rushed into your room when you guys got home.

“Ya know that was so hot, the way your threw those axes” you’d tell him this as you were stripping your clothes.

“Are you horny baby?” He’d smirk and then gasp when you threw your soaked undies at him.

“You tell me”

[cockdestroyera]

Hey yallllll

I’m back :):

It’s nice to be back in this community and see love and support and people pro recovery but at the same time I’m not back for those things…

My goal weight was 145 lbs but now I’ve changed it to 140lbs.

I’m in college now and it’s so so so so hard to restrict in college because you walk or bike everywhere and you need your mind to think and learn so if you haven’t eaten enough you can TELL and FEEL it.

It’s honestly just annoying but also telling.

Am i gon listen thoooo????? Fuck no.

I want to be skinny. I worked hard to lose the weight I have but I’m tired of looking like this now.

Time for a change. I’ll also be going to the gym, so I’ll probably eat just a little more than I am now so I can actually MAKE it to the gym.

Anyways much love it’s good & bad to be back.

Cw: around 152-153 lbs ??? Not sure but I don’t feel like getting on the scale.

I’ve lost about 30~ lbs and look forward to losing more.

Not sure what my ultimate goal weight is yet, i guess we’ll see when I hit 145 lbs or 140 (if i make it).

Love you all and stay safe, stay sane and wear a mask.