#literally drinking milk rn what

[earlymodernlesbian]

me explaining to my grad school professor that even though this week's readings are genuinely SO interesting and engaging, i simply cannot force my brain to focus on them..... because of my human design channel that causes me to have inconsistent access to willpower

[isuckatwritingsobenice]

Lovesick Alastor headcannons? also can it be slight yandere coded, with a AFAB reader? would also like this to be in the 60’s AU, if that’s okay!!

A/n: 60’s? Alastor? Yandere? The killer is literally having all the cards in his favor rn 😨😨 !! But don’t worry bby I like this thought, AND HE’S LOVESICK??? 10/10 delulu thought bc we all know Alastor wouldn’t be like this ( but yk, I feed into my delusions, so today he’s gonna be a lovesick mf thank you 😝 ) Also, HUMAN ALASTOR BECAUSE THE GIRLIES THAT LOVE HIM JUST AS MUCH AS I DO MUST BE FED !!!!!

𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺: yandere themes! Unhealthy obsession! NSFW ahead! Reader is headcannoned as AFAB but can be read otherwise! Mentions of race & segregation! Mentions of drinking & smoking!

ੈ✩‧₊˚𝙉𝘼𝙑𝙄𝙂𝘼𝙏𝙄𝙊𝙉 *ੈ✩‧₊˚ 𝙈𝘼𝙎𝙏𝙀𝙍𝙇𝙄𝙎𝙏*ੈ✩‧₊˚ *

Songs you can play while listening: We’ll meet Again By Vera Lyn. Lovefool by the Cardigans. Try a Little Tenderness By Otis Redding ( or Frank Sinatra however you see fit ). Come Fly with me by Frank Sinatra. These Arms of Mine by Otis Redding. Are you lonesome tonight by Elvis Presley. Strangers in the night by Frank Sinatra. Cant help falling in love by Elvis Presley.

⋆˚✿˖° 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑭𝑶𝑶𝑳 ⋆˚✿˖°

Lovesick Alastor would include….

A large sum of gifts

dancing to elvis

Have a ton of bouquets your not sure what to do

Having to go out of the city to a smaller town so you two can have some sort of privacy

alastor gets into more ‘white’ bars than people expect and only because of his status, it deeply bothers him

Dancing to frank sinatra >>>

he takes you dancing a lot, like a WHOLE LOT

drive ins a are a must, and it’s always so romantic, even if it’s simple you know? he usually parks away from other people to make it more private

make out sessions in his car at said drive in

he really likes getting milk shakes with you

attends elvis shows with you and you both just stand really close to the divider so when it eventually breaks you two are already so close together

having to sneak around at night so you two don’t get caught with one another

adoring his mother and her cooking

ALASTOR WITH A FANCY CAR >>>>>

alastor kills anyone he sees interact with you while you’re at work, or just anyone he doesn’t like near you in general

kills your neighbor because he saw alastor leaving your house ( you will never know )

Alastor likes helping you pick dresses and do your hair, he also learnt a lot from his mother in this aspect

sewing together >>>

you two often sit by the river together sometimes even late at night

he loves when you run to him scared about the killer in the area, he thinks it’s ironic and funny

would do anything and everything for you

helps fix your house, he’s very handy

secretly envies the younger children with fathers that actually talk to them

[elli3luvs]

falling in love at a coffee shop [ELLIE W]

summary: the barista at the coffee shop has you in a grip. even though you hate coffee.

genre: fluff

w.c: 1.3k

a/n: this is my first time writing in a looonnngg time so sorry if its not that good! lmk if you want a part two <333

Coffee was disgusting. The bitter-tasting bean couldn't be covered up with even copious amounts of milk and sugar. You hated the way it hit your tongue, spreading over every single taste bud and lingering there. Your face pinched with every single splash of liquid. Dina rolled her eyes every time but you couldn't help it.

There were only two things that made you come back to the coffee shop day after day. The way it smelled was one of the two reasons. Even as a proclaimed coffee hater, you could admit the smell of the roasting beans was good.

The only other reason was the barista that was behind the counter. From the first day, Dina dragged you to this shop, your eyes were locked on the barista. She was in your opinion the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. The way her hair fell over her face as she ground the coffee beans and steamed the milk was like a piece of art to you.

You wondered if this was a normal thing to do. To put yourself through what you considered mental torture just so you could glance at the barista every couple of minutes.

Dina knocked your leg under the table once again. You grabbed your cup to stop it from spilling, "Dude, you're staring. Again." You finally peel your eyes away from the auburn-haired barista to look at your friend.

"Is it obvious?" You whisper and she rolls her eyes. Her expression is going to get stuck like that one day.

She puts her pen down, stopping her studying to look at you with a pinched expression, "You remind me of a man right now. Staring at the poor girl just trying to do her job," You lean back in your chair, nibbling at your bottom lip, "We have come here for the past four days, in a row might I add, so you can stare at her. I have spent over 30 dollars in four days on coffee! Stop being a pussy and ask her for her number!" She stares at you, waiting for your reply.

You shake your head. What kind of person does she take you for? Surely she knows you well enough to know that asking someone out is one of the things you would rather die than do. Dina groans at your reaction, rubbing her fingers on her temples to soothe the oncoming headache.

"I, like," You start to explain your side to your friend who has her head rolled back with an exasperated expression pulled on her features, "What if she doesn't like girls?"

Dina suddenly cackles loudly at that, "She has a fucking forearm tattoo!" She noisily replied. The coffee shop patrons turn to look at your table. Dina just smiles at them.

You could crawl up and die.

You peer over your shoulder to see the barista looking at you two with an amused expression. When she catches your eyes she chuckles and goes back to steaming the cup of milk in front of her.

Dina doesn't look the slightest bit remorseful. She even looks a bit proud of herself, "Well, at least she knows we are talking about her now."

"I'm literally going to end your life."

---

You should've ended Dina's life when you threatened it a couple days ago. It could've saved you from facing the same coffee shop alone.

About 15 minutes ago you received a text message from your friend, one that you wish you didn't read until it was too late.

FROM. DI &lt;3 bought some coffee to-go but im studying sooooo hard rn… pick it up for me?

TO. DI &lt;3 no

FROM. DI &lt;3 please :( please :( please:(

please :(

Please.

PLEASEEEEE

TO. DI &lt;3 if i go get it will u shut tf up?

FROM. DI &lt;3 THANK U!!! btw it's under ur name so hot barista knows who u are hehe MWAH!!

You stood in front of the pickup area, fidgeting with your bracelet as you waited for the barista to make an appearance. You check your phone again to see it's been around 4 minutes since you arrived. There weren't any drinks on the mat so you could just grab and go, with no interaction at all. Sadly not. You began to wonder if the barista had decided to quit mid-shift as the minutes continuously went by with no view of her.

You turn around to look at the store hours on a sign sitting out front when the wooden floors creak behind you, "Oh?" You hear a voice.

You turn back around. It was her. Your heart felt like it was about to fall out at the sight of her. She had her auburn hair up in a half-bun and her t-shirt had rolled-up sleeves, showing off her sleek muscles. If you didn't know any better you would've thought you were having a heart attack from how your chest feels.

She looked at you with confusion plastered over her features, "Can I help you?" Her voice was the perfect mix of gravelly and deep. It was perfect. She was perfect in your eyes.

"Um," You scratch your arm nervously, "My friend said she put a to-go order in under my name."

Her laugh catches you off-guard. Your eyes shift around the small shop as you wait for her to explain her sudden onslaught of giggles. Tears prick the side of her eyes as she continues to laugh.

"Uh…" She calms down slightly, holding her stomach, "We don't do to-go orders. Your friend definitely lied to you about that but I can just take your order if you want me to?"

You really should kill Dina when the chance arises. Tonight does seem like a perfect night to become a murderer.

You snap out of your thoughts. Deciding to be a normal person, you reply with a smile, "Yeah… that works too," She motions you to come over to the register, "Can I just get a-"

She cuts you off, "Iced latte for you and an Americano for your friend?" She looks at your surprised face with a bashful smile, "I may not take the orders but I do make them and well… you and your friend have ordered the same thing the past four times. Now five."

You let out a small laugh, "We are both creatures of habit."

She nods, "Me as well," She licks her bottom lip, leaning on the counter, "What's the name of the order?"

She smiles as she gets your name, writing it down on the cups, "You have a pretty name. It will only take me a couple minutes to make these so you can sit if you want to."

You nod as she turns her back to you but you can't help but feel ecstatic at her calling your name pretty. Was this flirting? Or was this just normal conversation? God, this sort of stuff flew right over your head. The last time anyone said anything about you was pretty was when you first met Dina around four months ago. She said your hair was pretty as she sat down next to you in class. But this felt different. Maybe it's because of how undeniably you were attracted to this barista. It made your head spin as you went over the interaction a million different times.

Her calling your name out is the only thing that snaps you out of overthinking.

"Here you go," She hands you the drinks with a smile, "Hope they are good."

You take them, "They always are," She rubs the back of her neck at your words, "Thank you! See you later?"

Was that weird to say?

"Yeah, see you later."

Maybe not.

As you make your way out of the shop, you look down at your iced latte to take a sip when you notice black sharpie on the top.

In awful chicken scratch handwriting was the message of your dreams.

Call me? Ellie xx

With her number right beside her name.

Maybe Dina's shenanigans weren't always bad. She gets spared another day.

next part

[rieadiary]

PROPER ETIQUETTE

possessive!p.sh x secretive!reader

summary ; wherein sunghoon knew you had a secret but little did he know, that secret would only attract him more

warnings ; sunghoon is a little aggressive, suggestive towards the end, possessiveness, wony being a girls girl, etc

a/n ; I almost made this about haruto from treasure but I decided to change it since haruto is my beloved. I also am eating chick-fil-a rn so I added that in.

Sunghoon watched you dress in a all black clothing, baggy jeans and super oversized shirts. There was no way you actually wanted to dress like this because he follows your social media and all you repost is those girls with hello kitty and pinky outfits.

“Bro. Do you enjoy simping 24/7?” Riki asked while sipping on his milk tea. Sunghoon rolled his eyes, looking at the group around him “do you enjoy annoying me? I’m not simping, I’m just staring” sunghoon explained, staring back towards you secretly.

Riki chuckled, staring at you to understand what sunghoon was looking for. “She literally dresses like Billie ellish, is that the look you’re going for?”

Sunghoon glared at riki harshly who put his hands up in defense, sipping back on his drink.

“I think it’s cute” Sunoo butted in, smiling sweetly at y/n. Sunghoon turned into the table, blocking their view of you, “doesn’t matter what any of you think, can we change the subject?” He growled under his breath.

“Oh? Rude.” Sunoo side-eyed sunghoon, turning his attention back to his books.

Whilst sunghoon’s attention was back on you. Y/n smiling at her friends joke, her hair in a cute style that sunghoon couldn’t even put a name to even if he wanted. He’d probably just call it ‘cute’ but that definitely wasn’t the hair name.

Anyways, sunghoon admired everything about you. He liked your voice that you claimed was ‘too deep’ and ‘rough’, he liked that you weren’t afraid to stand up for your self, and mostly he liked- his eyes trailed down to your pants,

Your thighs.

He’d never tell you that though. Y/n’s eyes met his and he looked away, fiddling with his phone to make it seem like he wasn’t staring and simply zoning out. He had been too in his head that he hadn’t realized that the bell rang, his friends getting up and discussing who’s house they were meeting up with.

“Sunghoon? Hello? You just gonna sit there all day?” Sunoo waved his hand in sunghoon’s face, finding him all too weird. Sunghoon snapped out of his gaze, getting up once he saw y/n leaving the cafeteria with some boy.

Riki walked sunghoon who grabbed his arm, “yo? What is wrong with you? Grabbing me all hard..” Riki yanked out of sunghoon’s hold, glaring at him crazy.

“You think y/n is dating someone?” Sunghoon asked as him and Riki walked side by side out of the cafeteria. Riki sighed annoyed, looking for y/n as he saw you with a boy who seemingly walked you to your class. “The real question is why do you care? Probably, the two of you aren’t dating so yeah, I’d assume she’s not looking for you” Riki stared playfully and sunghoon laughed, but it dried out since he saw you hug your friend tightly.

“I’m going to class, don’t know if you’ll follow the trend and go too so.. yeah, see you!” Riki’s voice faded out as sunghoon realized riki had walked into his class and he was still standing in the hallway like an idiot.

—

You got home in your dorm and shut the door quickly, locking it and removing your sweater. Your cropped pink shirt that was accompanied by a lacy bra that was showed underneath made you smile from ear to ear, you rid of your jeans and revealed a mini white skirt and thigh-high socks which complimented your skin color perfectly.

There wasn’t a specific reason as to why you were hiding your true self, you just did. The people at school were perverts and only liked people due to their physical and not anything else, or at least that was just the people you hung around.

“Ooh girl you look so pretty” your best friend wonyoung stated, her smirk was proud and she instantly brought out her phone to take pictures. “I don’t know why you don’t just wear this out one time, you look so sexy this way” she complimented and you laughed, shrugging innocently, “because no one deserves to see me like this” you nodded at yourself, looking at yourself in the mirror.

“Except me” wonyoung went to kiss your cheek, walking over to the door “I’m going out with rei, you want me to bring your something back?” She asked and you smirked at her now, looking her up and down “Rei? You two have been together a lot recently..”

Wonyoung laughed with you, blushing softly “nothing wrong with that! I like her I told you”

“Mhm. I know, bring me whatever back, I don’t mind anything” you say and wonyoung winks, leaving the dorm you share.

It had been an hour since wonyoung had left and you had ordered your own food, taking videos of yourself until it was here. Fortunately for you, someone knocked on the door,

You swung open the door and saw sunghoon standing there. You gasped and his eyes widened, you immediately slammed the door and cursed yourself for not being more careful. Now sunghoon was going to tell the whole school she had multiple personalities or something, or perhaps she was being way too dramatic.

The knocking returned and you sighed, opening the door and yanking him inside. “I swear if you tell anyone about what you’re seeing I’ll kill you, really” you threatened and sunghoon nodded, trying to resist the urge to stare at your thighs, his palms growing sweaty. “I won’t— i wasn’t going to tell anyone”

“Then what are you here for? I thought you were my chicken tenders”

Sunghoon knotted his eyebrows together “you thought I was your what?” He chuckled and you rolled your eyes, “nothing forget it, why are you here!” You now covered up your chest with your arms, slowly realizing he was seeing a lot more of what you wanted him to see.

“I—” sunghoon tried to lie but nothing came to mind, he bit his lip leaning dangerously close to you “I really like you,” his voice was barely above a whisper “b-but I really like your thighs” he said and you could feel his arousal, his face wasn’t too far away from yours and his breath was ghosting over your face,

Usually you wouldn’t give in to boys at this school but there was nothing wrong with giving in at this given moment, it was now or never. You moved closer to sunghoon and wrapped your arms around his neck, “and what are you gonna do about this crush?” You dared him, staring into his eyes lustfully.

Sunghoon pressed his lips against yours softly at first, his hunger for you growing the more he stood in your space. The both of your lips molding together perfectly and sunghoon couldn’t hold back anymore, he grabbed the backs of your thighs and picked you up as you wrapped your legs around his waist, the kiss deepened and sunghoon brought you on top of your dresser, pulling your hair back so that he could kiss your neck.

His arousal for you was deep, he couldn’t control the hands that squeezed your thighs as he kissed you, he couldn’t control the hickeys he left on your neck out of pure possessiveness. No one could touch you, no one could do the things he were doing to you, he wouldn’t even let them think about it.

You felt yourself pulling his hair slightly as he bit on your neck, leaving marks all on your neck and collarbones. You felt his need, felt how he felt for you all in how he was treating you,

But you know you wanted him too.

His hands reached up to go under your small shirt, his hands cupping your breasts giving him a jump kick in his arousal. He was getting off just by touching you, by kissing you.

Sunghoon lifted his head to say something but the knock on the door interrupted y’all’s heated debate, is what you’d call it if anyone asked about it. Sunghoon moved away from you, licking his swollen lips as you cleared your throat, walking to put on a coat then opening the door.

“Order for y/n?” The door dasher stated with your chick-fil-a, handing it to you with a smile as you shut the door staring at sunghoon who smiled small at you, “is this what you meant by chicken tenders?” He joked and you laughed with him, setting the food down.

“You want some?” He nodded and you both looked in the bag, taking out the food.

xoxo, riea!

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[bbulking1]

Hey guys, just wanted to share some things with ya!

don't worry, my gaining mode is on and nothing is stopping me rn. but, as my college classes are back and I am not on vacay anymore, I weigh in myself today and I lost 3.5kg since Friday... Yeah... 🥺 I think it was all water and stuff🙇🏽‍♂️

so, on the good side, I accidentally bought two mass gainers for me (really, I thought I could cancel the request for the other one but I couldn't 🤷🏽‍♂️).

then, all I can think is that I will drink my gainer shakes all day, all week and everywhere.

last time I drank the 1kg package of this thing, it helped me gain 15kg this year.. soo, I guess both 3kg packages (=6kg) will do good things on me 🥵

and to say about my roommate, he is shy and veryy thin, but he is eating like everything (literally eating more fast food, ice cream, milk and others things than me).

the shocking part is that he will drink mass gainer with me! yeah, I didn't say a thing and he decided he would love to get bigger and to start gym and get massive. Yeah, we all know how this thing starts.. first is gym, then is eating like crazy, then is getting a little fat here and there, then is "omg, this belly wasn't here", then.. you know.. it's me 🥵 let's see what happens next!

and btw, thanks everyone for the encouragement! I can't always reply to everyone, but it's very kind and appreciated all your messages! Love you all ❤️

and thank you all the new followers, I hope this blog and my gains can make you happy and excited and welcome and encouraged, all the good things!

😘❤️ be safe and go eat some sugar

[holybibly]

i heard you were sick so im here to help! as an RN i cant not want help you. especially for our tumblr mommy!!

the trick to help a cold without medication is to drink a herbal tea (if you like it!) with two spoonfuls of honey, a cough drop if you can stomach it, a lil dash of hot sauce (it helps with sinuses!). if you have an essential oils, put some peppermint on ur temple and chest!

God, you're the sweetest thing. Do you know that? Honestly, I'd like someone to take care of me when I'm sick because I get incredibly moody, needy and emotional.

You know what, bunnies? I can also be an obedient, sweet girl.

I love spicy food and I hate milk and I love herbal teas. But I'm literally addicted to coffee, so it's complicated.

Thanks for your care, little bunny.

[cowboy-robooty]

FUCK WIENERS DAD.

HE ISNT LIKE EMOTIONALLY OR PHYSICALLY ABUSIVE OR ANYTHNG. HES JUST SO FUCKING USELESS!!! THIS BITCH IS DESTROYING WIENERS ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS NOT EVEN A JOKE. THEY CANT EVEN USE THE BATHROOM ANYMORE BECAUSE HIS FATASS BROKE THE BATHROOM AND NOW THEY HAVE TO USE THE GUEST ONE. THIS BITCH FORCED WIENERS ENTIRE FAMILY TO FUMIGATE THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE (HAS BEEN DOING THIS FOR LIKE 2 WEEKS NOW BTW) BECAUSE HIS STUPIDASS KEEPS EATING FOOD AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND THEN HE JUST LEAVES HIS HALF EATEN SHIT ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT ATTRACTS BUGS. RATS. FUCKING CREATURES AND NOW THEIR HOUSE IS INFESTED AND THEY HAVE TO FREAKING FILL IT WITH POISONOUS GAS TO KILL FUCKING EVERRRYYTHINGG INSIDE! WIENER COULDNT EVEN MAKE KOREAN NOODLES BECAUSE HIS KITCHEN IS A LITERAL DEATH TRAP. "TO BE FAIR THE ONLY GOOD THING HES DOING RIGHT NOW IS FIXING MY MOMS CAR FOR FREE AND THIS TIME HE WASN'T EVEN THE ONE WHO RUINED THE CAR" - WIENER. BITCH. THEY HAVE ANOTHER CAR TO USE. BUT THEY CANT FUCKING USE IT BECAUSE ITS HIS DADS TRINKETMOBILE THATS SO INSANELY FUCKED UP AND FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH BULLSHIT. AND PROBABLY ACTUAL SHIT. HUMAN. DOG. HORSE. CAT. I DONT FUCKIN KNOW BRO BUT IT IS NOT RIGHT. THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING IS COVERED IN DUST SOMEHOW AND HES JUST RUINING EVERYONES LIFE. EVERYTIME THEY TELL HIM TO CLEAN UP AFTER HIMSELF HE SAYS THAT ITS THE MANS JOB TO DO WORK AND ITS THE WOMANS JOB TO CLEAN. BITCH DONT EVEN GOT A JOB. HE IS UNEMPLOYED AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE LIVES LIKE GODDAMN GINTOKI ALL HE DOES IS ODD JOBS FOR FAMILY MEMBERS. HIS MOM HAS TO WORK A 12 HOUR JOB EVERY SINGLE DAY TO MAKES ENDS MEET AND THEN IS ALWAYS MAD BECAUSE SHE COMES HOME TO A DESTROYED ASS HOUSE BECAUSE HER STUPID FAILASS HUSBAND RUINED IT AGAIN!! WIENER AND HIS BROTHER AND HIS MOM ARE ALWAYS FUCKING CLEANING EVERY SINGLE DAY BECAUSE HIS DAD IS JUST LEAVING SHIT EVERYWHERE. HE DRINKS OUT OF THE MILK JUG. EVEN THOUGH THEY KEEP TELLING HIM TO FUCKING STOP!!!!! HE. IS. AN. ANIMAL! HE CANT EVEN WIPE HIS OWN DAMN ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RN WIENER TOLD ME HES OUTSIDE WORKING AND TINKERING. BITCH TINKERING ON WHAT? HE AINT EVEN FIXING THE CAR RN. BRO IS JUST MAKING RANDOM SHIT IN THE YARD. HES LESS GOOD AT MAKING SHIT THAN FUCKIN DOUBLE D FROM ED EDD N EDDY. GOD. DAMN. (PHOTOS BELOW ARE PROOF OF THIS ANIMALS MADNESS)

MAKE THIS BITCH FUCKING STOP. OR DIE SO HELL STOP.

LIKE TO CHARGE

REBLOG TO CAST

[wishmemel]

OMGOMG SAFI congrats on 100 ml !! hihii im here to participate in your cute slumber party event ! (i even brought my fave pillow and totoro plushie)

okok soo yk i'm dria 🩵 black / caribbean, around 5'1 (i promise im so close to 5'2 don't @ me haters will hate i drink my milk and eat my veggies) i have huge hair!! like very big hair, too many curls!! it's alot! i love reading, i write plenty of poetry, which is what i use most of my time to do — i lovelove r&b and early 2000s rap music. however, if u open my spotify rn and shuffle my liked songs it would go in order of hip hop, rap, afrobeats, classical music bcus my taste is all over the place. (i also keep a folder of edit audios for my own maladaptive daydreaming purposes lmao)

im rlly a baby blue girlie, fave flowers are tulips (idk my brain js thinks they look yummy), fave season is autumn ofc bcus rainy weather and i have an excuse to stay inside under my blankets 😭 fave animal would beee a black panther or a tabby cat! (my bby bella is a tabby lmao) i love vintage shows (rlly old noir films of all types of genres) i love cinema and visual art it stimulates me sm (im autistic btw i forgot to say mb) i've watched almost every wes anderson film in existence i love soft color palettes in film so bad <3

i enjoy watching old cartoons to relive my childhood nostalgia, jewelry (esp rings i never go anywhere without one or two on), rainy days, late night car drives, baggy shirts, scented candles, afrobeats n anything astronomy related.

im very much a social science n humanities junkie - yearning to be a clinical psychiatrist or complete my dream of teaching literature / psychology. i cry very easily (im js a crybaby istg) - in general im just very very emotional and more often than not i forget common sense and instinct are a thing bcus wtv i feel i just go with it - though i am extremely introverted and freak out when overstimulated in huge crowds and whatnot.

for the event im picking toji bcus that man is the love of my life bye ☹️ the epitome of sunshine and sunshine protector - tiny human and big scary guard dog ! in terms of our compatibility, we're so opposite it's insane! but we balance each other out well. sometimes i have to serve as toji's brain bcus this man is spending money he does not have on all sorts of things for me js cause i looked twice (my sister hced that he'd go below bankrupt buying me sanrio plushies and rings) he works mostly off instinct where i go completely off emotion so we butt heads alot in terms of decision making but he does not know how to tell me no, all i do is sigh once and HES DONE FOR.

i stress this man out like hes my full time babysitter pls

we acc spend alot of time having deep talks about the world and life in general, (i told him ab the backrooms lore and it messed w his head for weeks) which is a side of him he rarely shows to anyone (also he listens to me rant abt daily pop culture developments bcus he lowkey loves the celebrity drama) he's rlly protective, and even moreso bcus of how my anxiety gets. in a crowd this man is standing in front of me and blocking my view of everyone (he also subconsciously pulls me into his side when we're walking in public bcus my autistic ass will see one thing and wander off never to be found again) im always talking like talk talk talking and he pretends he isn't listening but he's literally able to repeat today something i mentioned two weeks ago - he's attentive, shows his love through actions rather than words. if i even make a face that gives away that im uncomfortable being somewhere, or my social battery is dead, hes taking me home no questions asked not a care as to who says what.

im an affection junkie - physical touch is my thing ! and hes so big! so im always pouncing on him for bear hugs and he acts so unimpressed and cocky abt it like "oh you missed me? im not goin anywhere relax" but he acc melts bcus when was the last time someone gave him affection?? he prob thinks im a figment of his imagination lolol

days off / dates would mainly be : window shopping, grocery runs, sitting in the park at sunset, indoor ramen dates n movie marathons and cuddles !!

AHHH sorry if i ranted way too much omg i can't wait to see what you do safi, i'll love anything u write ily so baddd <33

note: hihi dria, thanks for bringing your fave pillow and your totoro plush to the slumber party.

dria x toji — ꒰ tojria

“in this space right here that we have made for each other, you can say anything and i will not abandon you. unwrap the worst things you have done. watch me hold them up to the light and not even flinch.”

height differences, cinnamoroll x badtz maru, protective touches, 3 am conversations about life, romantic picnics at sunset, shopping together, opposites attract, shy x protective, princess treatment, introvert x introvert, buckling your seatbelt for you, tired bf x hyper gf, teasing remarks, day x night, accidental eye contact, blushing, midnight walks, late night phone calls, giddiness, sunshine x sunshine protector, stealing his clothes, late night drives, deleted texts, holding hands under the table, "mean to everyone but her" bf, head pats, she fell first, he fell harder.

being with toji is not always as seamless or easy as you make it look. He's gruff and protective and difficult and incredibly stubborn. like that time you two fought because he was ignoring what you were saying and he flat-out refused to acknowledge your demand when you called him out on it. to be fair, he'd come home after an eight-hour shift and you'd started talking his head off, but it wouldn't kill him to listen. he wasn't paying attention when you were talking about that new hello kitty cafe with the fun milkshakes and the mini donuts that you wanted to try. hell, he ended up falling asleep on your shoulder after brushing off your argument and as much as you wanted to remain angry at him, you'd softened immediately upon seeing his tired face, all eyebags and troubled frown. and he did make it up to you later by taking you to said cafe and proving that he had been listening, though when you brought it up to him, he pretended not to know what you were talking about. but deep down he cares for you and he's trying — you know he's trying and you don't want to make him feel bad for things he can't control. a lot of the concerns you should bring up to him, you don't — you want this relationship to be easy and safe. you want him to feel comfortable with you the same way that you feel comfortable with him. even if sometimes he comes home with a busted lip and bloody knuckles and sends your heart skidding against your ribcage. but what matters is that he comes to you first and he comes home to you. so you know that no matter what, no matter how he's feeling, if he thinks he can talk to you or not, he'll always come home to you. and even if you doubt his commitment sometimes, he knows that you're home to him and he'll do anything to keep it that way.

NOW PLAYING

the way i loved you, enchanted, daylight, afterglow, how you get the girl, treacherous, sparks fly, so it goes...

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[bi-demon-ium]

ask game! tagged by @nobody33333333

currently reading: technically the last book i tried to read was so you want to be a wizard? but i admit, i wasn't able to focus on it so i kinda gave up halfway through. that's not an indictment on the book, but i've got a lot of shit going on rn so honestly not a lot of books are going to hold my attention rn

favorite color: green!

last song: 'cartoon heroes' by aqua

last movie: uhhhh... maybe "violent night"? either that or "the killing"

last tv show: im literally straight up adding this one because i just want to share that i've been watching taskmaster and poirot lately, and i think that's very sexy of me

sweet, spicy, or savory: it really depends. drinks? sweet. same with if i'm making something. eating? spicy, unless it's Too Spicy (i love spice but im a weak bitch, ngl) in which case savory. but also it really depends on the savory. generally i prefer spicy.

currently working on: so many fucking fics. and gifsets. for both MBS and ted lasso but i admit i've mostly been spinning trent crimm in my head lately. i've been trying to finish the 5+1 demi trent fic but i've had so many different ideas for both fandoms (and a few others!) spinning in my brain at once......

tagging: literally whoever! but you know what, let's go with some of my ted lasso folks since the whole mbs fandom is tagged by now i think (i'm so sorry if that isn't true but i'm just assuming based on the volume of tags on milk and nobody33333333's combined alone, if you're not there consider this me tagging you) (also ted lasso friends hi it's me trentcrimminallybeautiful lol)

@eryaforsthye @casismybestfriend @sighonaraa @jamiettart @tomlinfonda @maewinter @beckstraordinary @rngaredead

no pressure!! feel free to ignore this, i will 100 percent not be offended. also, if you're not here but you wanna do the game, do it! tag me! say i tagged you, because i have and i am! presses gold star sticker to your forehead!

[mlmxreader]

Sick As a Dog | Corinthian x m!reader

@king-trash-cryptid asked: Can i request Corinthian with a reader who is sick as shit (literally i feel like im death rn)

summary: Corinthian has never dealt with human sickness before, and isn't entirely sure what to do, but he's still going to at least try to look after you.

tws: sickness/illness

Oh, it was awful. Sounds of coughing and sneezing and groaning echoing throughout the flat; tissues littered the bed and the floor, empty packets of painkillers piled up on the bedside table along with empty dishes that smelled of lemon flavoured ice cream and empty glasses that stank of flat lemonade. Corinthian would usually never let his flat get this dirty and unkempt and untidy, but he couldn't help it right now; his boyfriend was sick, and every time he checked in on you, he dreaded the thought that you were getting worse. The cough and the sneezing were one thing, but the sore throat, sore ribs, sore throat and fever were even worse than he was prepared for; you were sick as a dog and even though he knew a fair bit about human anatomy and even though he had a good grasp on biology, dealing with sickness was not something he had ever dreamed of coming across.

Still, he tried to look after you; he stocked up the freezer with lemon flavoured ice cream, made sure to get the sugar free lemonade because you complained that the normal one was too sugary and sweet, he stocked up on painkillers and antiinflammatories, he made sure that you had packets upon packets upon packets of tissues that were at your disposal. Corinthian even made sure that the duvet was frequently changed due to the amount of snot that you got on it, and he made sure that the pillowcases and sheets were given the same treatment. He wasn't so much worried about the mess, and he wasn't so much worried about getting sick himself - as far as he knew, nightmares couldn't get human diseases - but he was actually worried that you wouldn't get better.

So much misery, so much agony and anguish that he could smell it on your skin, Corinthian frowned as he sat next to you; 'Hostel' playing on the television, he didn't take long to notice how focused and keen on the film you were, and he dared to smile, running his hand up and down your bicep as he let you lean into him. He wasn't worried about snot getting on his clothes, it could be washed off; but he dared to perk up a little at the scream that came from the television.

"Hey, close the door! You watch, you pay!"

You chuckled, although it came out broken and missing the usual musical beauty to it that made Corinthian want to hear it over and over and over and over again; it was rattling, croaking, and it was hard to hear. Hard to stomach. "Can you, uh... can you pass me my drink?"

Corinthian nodded, shushing you quietly as he leaned over and grabbed the glass from the bedside table, holding it for you as you eagerly drained it; he wasn't worried about it spilling, but he didn't want you to choke. Least of all on flat lemonade. "Do you think you'll be able to eat later?"

You shook your head, cuddling into him a little closer as you groaned softly at how your head was pounding and stinging all at once; your stomach felt like it was full of spoiled milk, and you could feel the sharp burn of vomit rise in your throat. You were dizzy, wanting to sleep but hardly able to breathe enough to do so; your nose was clogged with thick snot that dribbled out a bit at a time, and your throat was stuffed with slimy mucous that made you gag and retch at the feeling of it. You were hot and cold and you were itchy and sweaty and no matter what you did, you felt like you could not settle for love nor money at all.

"Aren't you... aren't you worried about getting sick?"

"No," Corinthian told you with a shake of his head. "If I get sick, I've got the best boyfriend to look after me."

It was a partial lie, that much was true; sure, he would have had you to look after him if he did ever come down with something or other, but at the same time, he was certain that a nightmare could never contract a human disease. Getting sick was hardly something to even think about.

"And what if you get sick while I'm still sick?"

"I wouldn't worry," Corinthian shrugged. "I'm sure we'd work something out, puppy... just get your rest. Don't worry about anything else, just get your rest. I'll get you some more ice cream and lemonade in a minute."

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[i-will-steal-your-intestines]

guys…so I just had breakfast yeah? and I was logging my daily calories on this app I have, and, while looking for the ingredients, I saw something really weird

like what is this. no seriously. what is this. do ppl acc drink HUMAN breast milk nowadays? is it like a new thing or something that I’m unaware of??? what is this???? I’m literally so horrified and confused rn.

[bsotted]

Girl ok so I blind ordered 2 dif scents this month and the first one I was supposed to get like 2 weeks ago and never came and i was devastated but couldn’t do much about it since due to my strange address this happens all the time. I didn’t want to bother the seller to refund me bc it isn’t their fault that the usps is two blocks from my house and still can’t get our address right ykwim which is. But anyway so I ordered a second one something different right ok so the 2nd one came and I was so excited and the bottle was huge and so pretty so i sprayed it on my knee bc I don’t want it too close to my face in case I don’t like it that much and I am so sad to say I actually couldn’t stand it and I was so sad I was literally devastated AGAIN like two L’s kn a row one I never got and one I didn’t like and the one I didn’t like had unfortunately SUCH staying power like in any other fragrance I’d be so excited!! Bc it lasts but it reminded me so much of like my mom and triggering notes that I tried twice to wash it off and couldn’t get it off so that was like. Traumatizing and disappointing to be clear it doesn’t smell bad i just have bad associations w the profile of it and don’t know how I didn’t realize that would happen because I ordered it after checking out what notes it had and it seemed like something that should have been right up my alley or I wouldn’t have blind bought it must just be a specific note or layering I don’t know how to identify and avoid idk idk

BUT

Today!!!!! The first fragrance that was lost in the mail weeks ago SHOWED UP with a totally unrelated thing I ordered and I finally got to try it. And bitch it smells so good and it smells EVEN BETTER ON MY SKIN

I smell like literal caramel like a white girl Starbucks drink … someone better slurp me up immediately it oxidized so intoxicatingly on my skin I’m obsessed……. Like I’m not a gourmand girlie usually but this is . Holy fuck, I would eat me ALIVE

if a girl walked by me on the street wearing this I’d be drooling

Like a Tom and Jerry cartoon I’d be dragging my knuckles on the ground behind her with heart eyes I’m gay for myself rn

Anyway this is it

It’s the chai epice and it smells more like actual chai when first sprayed but after a few minutes everything spicy about it mostly melts away and what’s left is the marshmallow caramel which again, is normally not my vibe but I’m just, it’s so yummy

It’s like vanilla ice cream and it is just so hot here. That is the vibe yk

having worked in a caramel manufacturing company I am deeply familiar with this scent profile we used to make it in fresh batches in a giant copper cauldron that you stir constantly with a 4ft wooden scraper for four hours. like a witch. Caramel days were always great days to be an opener bc you smell it all morning and then I used to get the last of the batch that’s like the extra caramelized sticky sugar syrup from the bottom of the batch that’s almost burnt because it stayed at the bottom thickening while the rest was portioned out so it can’t be bottled and sold like the rest. Only a little bit of it would be like this just the scrapings of the vat so I’d keep a container and put a few ounces in my espresso bc the roast on the beans covers up the mildly burnt sugar perfectly and the sauce is warm and thick like honey

Anyway fragrance reminds me of that except meanwhile I’m not wiping tables or flipping chairs or calibrating the grinders or temping sauces or wiping spilled milk the closers missed out of the lowboys. So it’s better. Lmao

[malinaa]

rules: you must answer these statements and tag 20 people tagged: @rosesau tagging: @bluepinstripes | @ttimbradford | @calnovas | @oretsev | & whoever wants to do this <3

THE LAST

1. drink: milk tea boba 🧋 2. phone call: my mom  3. text message: @rosesau 4. song you listened to: i am always listening to music so the current song playing rn is all the pretty girls by vera blue 5. time you cried: idk maybe last month 6. dated someone twice: no 7. kissed someone and regretted it: yeah 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: no 10. been depressed: probably 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: no

3 FAVORITE COLORS

12. a soft green 13. a deep blue 14. sunset pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU

15. made new friends: girl idk 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: yes 19. met someone who changed you: no 20. found out who your friends are: sure 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: who the fuck uses facebook. also no

GENERAL

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: girl... WHO uses facebook!!! 23. do you have any pets: 3 dogs 24. do you want to change your name: no 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i ate a LOT!! like a LOTTT 26. what time did you wake up: maybe 8smth am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: on tiktok (sorry)  28. name something you can’t wait for: rereading tgt to prep for s&b s2 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: lliterally a few seconds ago 31. what are you listening to right now: mess it up by gracie abrams 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: uh. not sure. probably not 33. something that is getting on your nerves: nothing atm 34. most visited website: tumblr... 35. hair color: black 36. long or short hair: medium (bob length) 37. do you have a crush on someone: no 38. what do you like about yourself: im v sexy &lt;3 39. piercings: none (my ear piercings closed ☹️) 40. blood type: i do not know for the life of me ngl 41. nickname: lys 42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: leo 44. pronouns: she/her ig 45. favorite tv show: um... i don't think i Have one???? 46. tattoos: no :/ 47. right or left handed: right  48. surgery: does wisdom teeth extraction count 😭 50. sport: No. 51. vacation: going 2 vegas next month i think 52. pair of trainers: umm adidas ?

MORE GENERAL

53. eating: just finished a bag of doritos spicy nacho chips 54. drinking: literally boba... 55. i’m about to: turn on the light 56. waiting for: books to arrive? 57. want: an mfa (i just miss being in a writers workshop)58. get married: sure 59. career: writer probably 

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: idk 61. lips or eyes: lips 62. shorter or taller: idk  63. older or younger: IDK 64. nice arms or nice stomach: oh. Arm 65. hook up or relationship: relationship 66. troublemaker or hesitant: hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER

67. kissed a stranger: yes 68. drank hard liquor: yes 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: yes 70. turned someone down: yes 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: idk maybe 73. had your heart broken: no 74. been arrested: no 75. cried when someone died: no 76. fallen for a friend: yah

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

77. yourself: sure 78. miracles: sure 79. love at first sight: in the hozier way 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: sure 82. angels: yes

OTHER

84. eye colour: brown 85. favourite movie: I Don't Know!

[domesticated-feral]

tag game!!

thanks @scribeoffate and @rhyslahey for the tag!! <3

favourite time of the year: july/december (the holiday months where family vacations happen if possible)

comfort food: (gonna go highly specific here) sandwiches (raspberry jam with swiss cheese slices on non-toasted bread, pan-toasted hot dog buns with scrambed eggs and sliced luncheon meat and chilli sauce, this one filling my mom makes with canned tuna, grated carrots, lime, salt, pepper, onions, and the sandwich is toasted in the toaster that turns it into triangle i have no idea what its actually called in english)

favourite dessert: eclairs or cheesecake!!

things you collect: I collected a bunch of horse themed things as well as toys as a kid, I still add to that collection except less oftenly now.

favourite drink: warm cup of milk or a cold milkshake!

favourite musician/band: im so very into Duster and Deftones right now, followed closely by Metamorphosis

last song I listened to: Beware by Deftones <3

last movie I watched: Donnie Darko with my little sister

last series watched: I don't remember cause I haven't been able to watch Netflix for a few months now

currently watching: nothing, but I'm starving for a teen wolf and bojack horseman rewatch.

current obsession: Teen Wolf, horses & cowboys (the longstanding obsession that is synonymous to me as a person to everyone who knows me irl), Asphalt 9 (im once again obsessed with this game)

dream place to visit: Grand Canyon and the wild west. I wanna see some mustangs

places you wanna go back to: this one island my family and I went to in dec 2021 for new years, it was such a blissful week (if you don't count the moments were there's toxic cousins but y'know… sitting beach side in the morning under the palm trees, ugh missing that)

something you want: right now, to disappear. (family gathering in t-minus 1 hour-ish and because of recent events, i would rather sit on a cactus than have to interact with my extended family) and I also want a packet of gummy worms rn so there's that. :)

tagging: literally everyone i'd tag has been tagged so… free for all? have at if you haven't been tagged in this game yet (tag me cause i wanna know what your favourite things are!!!)

[sunflowerparacosm]

(Tw: rant/vent) Man I am so mad rn. Just having a moment where I’m realizing how obvious my autism was when I was a kid, and somehow nobody noticed!!! Or they did and they brushed it off, or tried to convince themselves it was something else. Because they didn’t want to believe it. Maybe because I’m afab? Idk for sure what the reasoning was for every adult who was in my life at the time; but I’ve decided I’m mad at all of them and they all are low key terrible and suck. Seriously, all of those adults and none of them stood up for me. None of them looked at my situation and thought, “maybe something is going on here, maybe she’s not, “just a bad kid” maybe she’s an autistic child with a bad home-life and needs understanding and support?” But nooooo. I was just a “demon child”. I “acted out”. 🙄Did you ever think maybe my “violent fits of rage” were just, meltdowns? Maybe I bit that kid and would also bite myself because I’m autistic? Maybe I basically punched a kid on the bus because he took “my” seat and I had a meltdown because I didn’t know where else to sit because I’m…autistic? Did you think that I was assigned a “big sister”(aka an adult woman in a big sister/brother little sister/brother program thing I don’t remember the specifics of) to “be my friend” because the teachers noticed as early as kindergarten/first grade that I had no friends/was disinterested in other children and would always go off on my own and do my own thing because I was a nerotypical child? 🙄 (sarcasm) Come on people. Really? Y’all didn’t see the signs? What about when a girl in the grade above me commented on how I, “walked funny” (I toe walk) and then proceeded to show me how to walk “with my hips”. What about the bladder control issues? What about the literally saying, “ow!” in advance before someone/something would even touch me because I saw it coming and knew what was about to happen? How do you explain that as a nerotyptical child behavior huh? How do you explain me not knowing how to tie my shoes or ride a bike until I was like 10? How do you explain me not knowing how to swallow pills until I was 16? How do you explain the food issues? How do you explain me sneaking out of my room in the middle of the night like a gremlin to eat straight up bread from the bag (not toasted or with anything on it) like it’s a bag of chips? (And ritz crackers) How do you explain a kid refusing to eat candy or drink soda? A kid who would gladly live off of cereal, bread, crackers, mac n cheese, and milk? Sir, that’s not a typical child. That’s funky and unusual behavior your honor. Those are the most obvious autistic fucking traits I’ve ever heard of your honor. And that’s not even all of it. That’s a snippet. In conclusion, this child is so obviously autistic and the fact that no one noticed should be considered child neglect. I’m now going to sue all of you./joke

[orcelito]

Literally what would I do if I didn't work at a bubble tea shop. I drink ludicrous amounts of Fancy Drinks every day. Just today I had an oolong tea with xian cao jelly, a thai milk tea with brown sugar boba, and then a mango oolong green tea with mixed jellies.

In my fridge I have another one of those oolong with xian cao jelly drinks (I'm kinda on a xian cao kick rn) and a strawberry matcha with oat milk.

Yesterday I drank a creme brulee matcha and a green milk tea with brown sugar boba. I don't even Remember what I had the day before, but I sure had Something.

... This. This is at least 50% why I still work here after all these years. There is no way i could Ever afford to buy this many fancy drinks at full price. No fucking way.