#little cliche

[acourtofchaos]

supposed to be working on jealous best friend mattheo but I can't get this idea out of my head. 18+.

best friends mattheo and theo finding out when you're all a little tipsy and just talking about random things that no guy you've ever been with has made you come. and also that because of it you're pretty sure that it can't be the guys doing something wrong, it must be something wrong with you and they're just like no. absolutely not. the guys you've been with are just selfish arseholes and if you let them show you they'll prove it.

and at first you think they're joking, then when you realise they're not you automatically want to refuse because you're best friends... you shouldnt do that kind of thing right? but then you're just so curious, not to mention frustrated, and they're being so sweet and reassuring about it that fuck it, you say yes.

cue mattheo making you come on his fingers and theo making you come in his mouth whilst neither of them let you touch them like that, you just have to lie back and relax for them because 'this is all about you not us'

... so yeah this currently has me unable to think about anything else ( i have an idea for a part two about the aftermath which is also taking over all my thoughts)

[caelanglang]

Letter to Mackerel… I miss you to the stars and back

continuation of the childhood AU I made :3

I hope our planets collide again...

continuation here

[clarkgriffon]

ALPHABETICAL FAVES ⟹ M is for... Max Mayfield

[canisalbus]

They’d find eachother in any universe

.

[jomarchswritingjacket]

a Bi Awakening Movie ™️ must have characters of different genders who are hot and cool. and also chaotic vibes. and that’s it

[cemeterything]

I think your posts are often trite cliches presented as a sort of original insight (the crucifix as an icon of christianity is morbid, like wearing a guillotine around your neck) and your references are limited (guy who’s only read hamlet: this is just like hamlet)

But your joke posts are funny.

harsh but entirely true and correct

[muckyschmuck]

theyre struggling

[buzzingroyalty]

~ @davekatweek Day 3: SADSTUCK ~

in which theres dead daves to clean up but karkat doesnt check his fucking texts to kno what the hell is going on

[hiding-in-the-shadows]

“Close your eyes, I’ve got a present for you!” Caretaker whispered, smiling. It was Whumpee’s birthday and they wanted to get them something special. Something they wouldn’t forget.

“Okay!” Whumpee giggled. They’d really come out of their shell after the months away from whumper. “Shall I turn around too? I might sneak a look otherwise!”

Caretaker took Whumpee’s shoulders and turned them to the wall. “Wait here.”

The next thing Whumpee knew, hands we grabbing at them, wrenching their weakened arms behind their back and wrestling them to the floor. They were just about to call out for Caretaker when they heard their voice. “Hey, I’m sorry about this, especially on your birthday but Whumper was offering a lot for your return.”

[todderwodders]

I think it’s interesting that you get to see all three chosen’s living spaces and like for all their bravado they live empty, pathetic lives and the game goes out of it’s way to instill the idea that they’re all desperate to please their gods in ways that are dark mirrors, or at least narratively parallel to our companions. We are a hair away from being our dark other, brother

Except for karlach.

[sappsorrow]

Evan Peters as Warren Lipka in AMERICAN ANIMALS (2018) dir. Bart Layton

for @ferrame

[starflungwaddledee]

*caassssuuuaallly slides into your inbox* hey. hi hello 😎

im here for those sweet ol song asks, wanna share any you have for Starstruck and J??

do i have any, well i-- *drops a half dozen mean girlboss tracks all over the place* oh uhhh--

something in the way you're looking through my eyes don't know if i'm gonna make it out alive teeth - five seconds of summer

[tomyo]

Tomorrow is pokemon day and it feels like sinnoh is being switched out for Unova. A year or two back I sketched this because I was playing a copy of Shield I borrowed from the library and thought “Damn if they did creepers for Pokemon England, what if they gave us timberlands in the Gen 5 remake?”

[theclarityinmirrors]

[rosrets]

he has tourettes i’ve decided.

[ivy-is-fine]

Reacting to the Wish soundtrack!

before I watch the movie!

At All Costs

:o a love song?!

title feels more like a villain song

pretty good

Love characters that are ride or die for each other

cant be a Disney movie without a classic love story

cute, but a little repetitive

This Wish

it doesn’t really have good rhythm

”throw caution to every warning sign” ?

wait hang on what are you wishing for

ooo so the town is suffering!

gasp, is she gonna lead a revolution?!

oh sudden change in tempo. Ew.

hm. So there must be a tyrannical leader causing “us” to suffer and/or lack the ability to thrive

I’m A Star

meh

not a fan of the background instruments compared to the voices

i I have no clue what’s happening

main character feeling down and the “us” are helping her get back up?

no freaking clue

”so your dust is my dust, fantastic!” Lmao

idk it just feels really plastic

sounds like something I would hear in vacation bible school

no

This Is The Thanks I Get?!

A villain song! :0 I love villain songs. Let’s hope this one measures up

funky aaa beat

egomaniac

HOLD UP

”I got these genes from outer space” IS THE ANTAGONIST AN ALIEN WOAHHHH SUPER HYPED NOW

low key kinda cringe tho

hang on, what about clothes on Benito’s back???

whos henry

“I let you live here free and I don’t even charge you rent” you just said the same thing twice buddy. Villain not bad? Villain… give free housing to people?

I know it’s an unreliable narrator, but like. if he’s doing what he’s doing I don’t think he’s that bad

maybe not final boss?

just wants respect? Hang on, why aren’t you getting respect?

main chorus isn’t bad, kinda meh

egomainac

disneys poor attempt at using recent slang

background chorus is getting on my nerves

shut yo bitch ass whining up

maybe this is the song where he snaps

oop

hes snapping

suddenly chill? BUT SUPER SPOOKY HUH

meh

I’ll make part two in a little bit, hopefully this doesn’t leave me disappointed in the great monopoly Disney has become.