#lmaooooo welp

[bettercostume]

happy ao3 is down but we are dealing, here's some neymessi star wars au

Being assigned a padawan had been a surprise, especially since the high council preferred to pretend Leo didn’t exist outside of high-casualty battle situations. 

“I’m Ney,” the boy said.The shape of the man he would be was clear in his body already. Taller than Leo and confident, tight curls just so, brown skin a clean contrast against the crisp white robes of an initiate. 

“Uh, Leo,” Leo said. 

“Wizard,” Ney said, flashing a grin. Leo looked away.

He muscled through the padawan braid, Ney kneeling on the hard stone. The temple rang with the presence of force-sensitives, high ceiling gathering clouds of excitement and fear. The whole place was as Leo remembered it, a mixture of vast and abrupt, the long ramp up through the columns lending a familiar ache to his calves as they climbed. The ceremony was exactly the same as his own had been. His hands shook, fumbling the thread.

This was the point, really, to tie you into generations of jedi that came before, but Leo had been alone for years and being back among the temple crowds, the bright hope in the force, was unbearable. The clean arch of Neymar’s neck, bent under Leo’s hands, seemed obscene. 

Leo felt a headache building. Neymar, for his part, seemed unbothered by the surge of raw, unchecked emotions.  He must be barely sensitive, Leo thought, watching Neymar wink at a Togrutan girl and then stick his hand out to her master to shake. It was a blessing. They had many long months of meditation and rock levitation in front of them; if they were lucky, Neymar would escape out from under his master's reputation and be placed somewhere safe and far away from the frontlines. He made Master Ploo laugh and Leo thought, maybe he’d do well in the archives. It made no sense to have been assigned to Leo, who was considered a war criminal on several planets. Maybe it was a punishment. He was bad at discerning that sort of thing until the blow landed.

“So now what?” 

Leo looked around their shared quarters, sparse and worn at the edges, the dusty gray of ground-down stone. He had a single bag that looked as tired as the rest of him, patched at one end with the durafiber that the clones used for their base wear. Neymar had a brightly woven carry-all that practically glowed in comparison. 

Better to get it over with quickly. 

“Follow me,” Leo said. 

The halls were still full but the excitement had died somewhat, fading into the bright, low hum that Leo remembered from his youth as the very fabric of the jedi order. It lifted his spirits somewhat. He had kept his own force signature tamped down from the moment he landed on Coruscant, and was doing the jedi equivalent of tiptoeing through the halls with a blindfold and earplugs in--still, he saw some of the more senior jedi stiffen as he approached and herd their charges away, felt a spike of fear break through his shields.

“So you grew up here?”

Leo started, and then realized Ney was of course speaking to him.

“Yes. From age 8,” he said. 

“Wow,” Ney whistled. “That’s mad young.”

“My creche mates joined at 3 or four,” Leo said. “I was considered old.” 

“So what does that make me, at 17?”

“Ancient,” Leo said. Neymar laughed. 

“Hey, late bloomer,” Ney said. “Or at least, that’s what Master Be’Karr said when she recruited me.”

Neymar paused to peer into an arch as they passed, where a gaggle of youth were sitting in silence several feet off the floor. He waved to one, and then jogged back into step with Leo.

“I thought she was gonna be my Master, actually,” Ney said. “You know she stayed with my parents during the siege?”

“I didn’t,” Leo said. Be’Karr had already been a Knight when he’d been in the temple. She was hard to miss with the horns and the tattoos. All the padawans gossiped about her: she liked fast speeders, she practiced blind bareknuckle boxing, she had killed someone on one of the slave trading outposts in Huttese space. She came over for drinks with Dinho once, contained and cool in contrast to his contagious, building energy, throwing back shots with just the hint of a smile, the peep of a yellow fang. He’d watched her leave, tucked behind a wall in his pajamas, as secret as any stolen glance could be when you lived with force-sensitives. She’d deftly put her wrap-shoes on without losing her balance despite the litres of unsynthesized Jaddan grain alcohol she had put away over the course of the evening. The wink she’d sent his way just before the door closed had stuck with him, the potency of it unblemished so many years later.  

Leo must be quite the disappointment in comparison.

“Yeah, she and the 601 stayed in the cliffs with us. She helped repair our balcony when it was all over,” Neymar said, distilling a 3-month offensive into an inconvenience the size of a seasonal dust storm. “You know what she said before she left?”

“What?” Leo asked, duitifully. 

“She said she’d sensed me across the planet and wasn’t about to leave without me.”

Leo tried to imagine saying the same thing to Neymar and failed.

“You joined because of her?”

“Nah,” Neymar said. “I joined because of my sister.”

“Is she…” 

“She’s alive. But we’re—our planet is kind of a mess,” Neymar said. “We’re a moon for what used to be a prison planet, you know. Nobody knows we exist.” 

Leo looked over at him as they walked. Neymar strode with his chest forward and an ease in his limbs that belied combat experience. He really still seemed so young.

“Is this your first time offworld?”

“Yeah,” Neymar said. “So far it’s good, but we’ll see. But yeah, do you know why Master Be’Karr like, turned me down?”

He said it lightly, but Leo felt the disappointment. 

“We don’t decide,” Leo said. “The council matches each padawan with a jedi they believe can teach them the most.”

Neymar thought this over as they continued onward, winding up to the drop-off over the practice ground. Leo felt his emotions settle with alarming quickness into something fond and warm. When he looked at the young man, Neymar was smiling at him. It was genuine. "Then you must be who I need the most," Neymar said. The cannibalization of the phrase, reversed and more intimate, made Leo stumble. "You must be even better than Master Be'Karr."

"I have the most experience on the front," Leo said, mumbling. "That's all."

[kairukitsuneo]

Caught a bug~🎵

[confettininjabean]

So while it's going to be a hot minute before I even buy the upcoming dragon age game..... I have been. Sucked back into dragon age. Booted up dragon age origins (despite finding out I needed to do a whole mess of shit on the steam version cuz it's borked somehow. Dammit ea....) and remade my old da:o ocs ....and lo and behold my brain has decided not only that I need to write fan fic, make fanart but also craft all the stories in to one big epic plot to tie them all together cuz of fucking course it did. 🤣

The muses have betrayed me alas I must do the things lest they badger and plague me til the end of time.

Thanks brain.... 🤣

[gallawitchxx]

🔮💨 crystal ball weed bong mickey 🔮💨

part 9 for @galladrabbles "zipper" by @iansfreckles

master post (updates weekly!) | part 1 | part 2 | part 3 | part 4 | part 5 | part 6 | part 7 | part 8

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“Did you—” he starts predictably. Then, he quickly snaps his jaw shut, trapping the question within.

Mickey sniffs, fiddles with the zipper of his cut-off hoodie, trying to kill time. Keep his hands busy so he doesn’t do something dumb. But there’s really only one way this is gonna go, and he knows it. If Gallagher has even a lick of self-preservation underneath that buzzcut, he should too.

“It feels like you should stop asking stupid fuckin’ questions.” He swallows any stray pangs of conscience as he shoves crumpled bills across the crooked card table that separates them.

[spockvarietyhour]

OH I did do an IMDB list and which external I kept some shows that's helpful, thanks past me

[cee-grice]

google: "Your vocal cords are muscles, and like all muscles they would eventually start to atrophy from disuse. However, if you were concerned that they would stop working altogether, you have little to fear. The muscles that control the voice also control breathing and swallowing, so they would still get some use."

me, looking at Endra who has been doing neither: haha oh boy. um. sorry lol

[smute]

my parents accidentally turned on some child lock thing on their tv that blocks any 16+ movie and ndkfkdkjfkfks to disable it you just have to enter a 4 digit pin (it seems to be a custom one as we've tried all the obvious options) and for the last ... six (?) months ive been telling them JUST LOG INTO YOUR THING AND LOOK UP YOUR PIN OR CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE AND HAVE THEM RESET IT but to no avail

[minqies]

korean fans sending protest trucks to belift is so fucking funny especially for such a small thing as en- dancing with female dancers… please grow up and touch some grass ‘cus this is embarrassing

[ignaciwhore]

texting men the bane of my existence

[jobazzle]

went to an early access showing of a movie i was excited for and it was....Disappointing!

[isimpoveryou]

lestappen x sargeant!reader

fc: sabrina carpenter

{𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓} {previous part} {next part}

lovingf1wags

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lovingwags singer and actress y/n sargeant, twim sister of logan sargeant and also the alledge girlfriend of a ferrari driver charles leclerc or a redbull driver max verstappen just arrived at the miami gp paddock.

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user01 Y/N WAG ERA?!

user02 AHHHHHHHHHH

user03 wait so who's her boyfriend? max or charles then?

user04 thats what we are trying to find bc both driver has been flirting with her under her post

user05 can be both honestly 😝

user04 @user05 y/n about to make lestappen a real deal

user06 @user05 if i was y/n i'd date both ngl

user07 let's see who's more downbad max or charles

user08 spoiler elert both of them are

yoursecondaccount stories

[HE'S CUTER IRL WHAT THE FUCKKKK] [charles 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 also he took a lot of pictures of me will post that soon]

babyolivia replied

TEAM LESTAPPEN

both at once 😋😋😋

graycoma replied

all two at once?! is this where you got your nonsense inspiration?

LMAOOOOO

i wish

williamsracing stories

[new admin reveal @/yourinstagram] [we can see clearly who's the better twin] [ ALBONOOOOOOOO I love lily more]

y/ndailyupdates

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y/ndailyupdates Y/n today in the paddock greeting her fans 🥺🫶

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user01 SHE'S SO PRETTY LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

user02 LOL WHAT IS CHARLES DOING IN THE LIKES

y/ndailyupdates IM IN SHOCK RN BC HE FOLLOWS TOO

user03 mans down bad for y/n

user04 get me someone thats obsessed with me like how charles is obsessed with y/n

user05 I MET HERR THEREEE

y/ndailyupdates REALLY?!?!?

user05 YESSS!! she was so sweet and we talked a lot about her album and i asked her if there will be tours and she said yes!!! we also traded friendship bracelets. charles and max were behind a bit far away but they were watching over her.

*pretend thats both max and charles in the pict

yoursecondaccount

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yoursecondaccount welp...

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graycoma i cant- 😭😭😭😭😭

yoursecondaccount DJJDJXXJJXJJS

graycoma so... how big?

babyolivia CONAN?!

graycoma WHATTTT?!?!?

yoursecondaccount I CANTTTTT 😭😭😭

babyolivia THIS IS WHY DONT DRINK TO MUCH

yoursecondaccount i was at a party?!??! HELLOOOO?!?!?

babyolivia we need a operation talk once you get back to LA

graycoma AGREED

yoursecondaccount Fineeee

[symterya]

experimental commission for silis on flight rising

↠ I am low-key jealous of my own art for this commission...I want to draw my own imperials like this lmaooooo. welp...guess once I get a mini-break from commissions eventually I'll be doing this. this also makes me want to open up symmetrical commissions...but only for long snoots lmaooo.

[ghouly-boiiiii]

Welp

I have spent the past solid two weeks deeply in denial over my attraction to the ghoul. I don't know why he's hot, but he is and I can't avoid it anymore. So here I am, back on Tumblr to indulge in another weird ass fucking crush. Hello fam. Thanks for always being here to help me not feel so alone lmaooooo

[dez-wade]

lmaooooo bad and aypierre are talking about how trustworthy bagi is and it basically amounts to "how well can she be manipulated" and "will she be loyal to bad and not the brazilians" so you know they're gonna go back to their little "bagi is a fed plant" theory when they realize she isn't choosing anyone over the brazilians

I used your ask as an excuse just to ramble about Favela 6

I'm not watching any stream right now, so I have no idea what's going on but if the conversation went down that way, welp Bagi won't betray the Brazilians. She's super paranoid and she's kinda on her own side right now, but even though she doesn't 100% trust them with everything (maybe Pac) she knows she's part of the Favela 6 and she's not pleased with Bad's actions lately.

It will be funny though seeing them suspecting her of being Fed when she just refused a Cucurucho task unlike everyone before. But that's a Brazilian canonical event in QSMP, so I'm used to it lol.

Regardless I always think it's so interesting seeing how different people are, because the Favela 6 are very united and loyal to each other and you don't see that with any other group in QSMP, they have their own small group mostly. And even though each of them might have a different family, a different group of people they hang out with the most, the Brazilians know they also have this unbreakable bond and that they should help each other out when the time comes.

And I guess the rest of the people aren't used to that at all, it's not like the Americans have some unspoken oath of sticking together always, or the French. So they don't understand and think it's something they can just be changed? It would take something REALLY big to break that bond, and so far none of them have done that wrong to the others or each other. Like, if anything they'll just keep getting stronger because the Feds definitely have something against them specifically, and no other people know what it is like. And a lot of them dismiss their suffering too. They can relate to each other's pain. And if they don't stick for themselves, who will?

[beevean]

I wonder how ABT feels about the whole lanolin situation. Seeing your own creation become one of the most despised things in the entire franchise because of someone else's awful writing cannot lead to any good feelings

I remember when the Urban Warfare arc was still going on, he published a little comic with Lanolin and Tangle: Tangle was rambling about Whisper, and Lanolin listened to her for a while before interrupting her with a loud "WELL THAT'S NICE :)"

so, like. Smiling and passive-aggressive at the same time. Which is how ABT seems to have conceptualized her. The complete opposite of the blunt no-fun-allowed character Flynn and Stanley are writing.

... I guess being unable to stand Tangle's guts is the only part of her that is actually IC lmaooooo

I don't know what happened here. By logic, we have to assume ABT is okay with Lanolin's writing, right? He's the creator and Flynn still defers to him when people ask him questions about her. It's weird, though. It's like if I asked @crusherthedoctor to allow me to write a fic with Trudy, he gave me the okay, and I turned her into a rude masculine party girl who chugs beer and swears in Sonic's face. Like. Like I don't think that's supposed to happen?

You make a good point. Imagine working for a comic, and you get the chance to sneak in your cute OC. She's cute, and people like her. She starts to have a little more lines. People like her even more. They ask for their name, they're interested. And finally, the main writers decide to turn her into an official character!

And they give her such an unlikable personality, not at all what you had envisioned, that suddenly half of the fanbase turns against her. They call her a bitch and an asshole and are angry at her for things you, creator, never imagined she would do. Can you be okay with this?

... welp, seems like it.

(this is the panel he's talking about)

[burntblueberrywaffles]

WIP Game

I was tagged by: @realmermaid333 @unlifeira and @fangeek-girl thank you I kiss you 💕

Rules: In a new post, post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it! and then tag as many people as you have WIPs.

welp this is awkward I write most of my wips in my notes app so they don't really have names? at most I'll write "[ship/fandom] fic" at the top so I can find them more easily asagsfdhg plus they all get buried under all my other notes so I went on a dive to find as many WIPs as I could, but probably missed many; anyway here goes lol

Wyler fic (that's the only title in my notes app but I already know the real title will be "Impact")

Vaderdala

Vaderdala fic

Vaderdala fic 2

unamed anidala wip

unamed star wars WIP

Another unamed star wars wip

a single unamed Good omens paragraph (does this even count as a WIP idk it was more throwing down an idea lol - though most of my writing is super short anyway so could become a drabble)

Midge fanfic

(did not include any of my poetry WIPs bc i don't think anyone cares about that but if you want me to make a list of these lmk haha)

BONUS!

the WIPs I actually have in my word document, though most of these I haven't touched since 2022/2021 so I don't thinnk I'll ever finish them lol

from the general folder

miasper other

miasper

sorciere texte

sorciere textev2

from the jatp folder

caleb

cemeterry

life is a risk (but we will take it)

little one

soulmate au

+ Second Bonus bc I saw a wip I didn't remember so I opened the file and it was just this lmaooooo

I'm not sure which writer mutuals have already done this game so no pressure tags to: @king-crimson-works @witchysith @beri-allen @katwitchwriting @theycallme-thejackal @iknowitwontwork @realisticintentions @cupoteahatter and anyone who wants to play!