#logs🪵

[handcraftedloghomes]

At Cascade we use the best logs for your project, either Western Redcedar or Douglas Fir. Better logs return their value in thermal performance, maintenance and resale not to mention aesthetic quality.

www.cascadehandcrafted.com

[devilat-thedoor]

💥NOW WAIT A MINUTE💥

tell me you guys see it👀👀 tell me i’m not imagining it👀👀

@ignite-my-fire @jakesguitarsolo @ohgodthefeeling-gvf

[selfship-confession-box]

Tempted to get back into crocheting so I can make my f/o bc there’s no merch of him….anywhere…. - 🪵

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[zapsoda]

instagram post statistics are so awesome how many people thought my art was too fugly to even spare a second glance at

[cicadabite]

WE GOT A PICTURE WITH LAURA PALMERRRR AND AUDREY HOOOOORNE ‼️💥🌲⛰️

[z0mbies]

my bog is good i like it

[helenekuragina]

sometimes i think people need to be reminded that there is literally no benefit to being on this site other than personal enjoyment. it is so easy to tailor your experience here, there's literally no reason for you to put up with anything that makes you unhappy. if you see your time on this site as anything more than a hobby i need you to remind yourself that literally none of this matters and that's a good thing

[cybersoldier82]

Happy turkey day voreblr, be sure to save some room for your friends on this day of feasting ;3

[fang11803]

Love living near nothing interesting! Love that doing anything fun requires 2 hours of driving! I might just go for a hike in the woods since thats the only thing to do around here and ill do it alone since nobody else who lives here wants to join me!

[falcqns]

it might be the ‘tism but i don’t know how she wants me to respond to this? like cool good for you??

[jazmatazzzzzz]

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[brainrotdotorg]

imagine a dashboard for alligators. what do you think that would look like

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🍏gatoridae Follow

Controversial opinion. If you're doing nothing but eating meat, what are you even doing. Remember to include bugs, fruits, and legumes into your diet in order to help aid digestion of the meat that you get from snakes, fish, and mammals.

Just because we have the reputation for eating lots of meat, that doesn't mean we have to stick to it.

🥒biting-you-biting-you Follow

counterpoint: fuit yucky

🪵blog-from-a-bog Follow

wdym reputation of eating meat. i float lik ea log thats what im known for

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🌿swamp-ass Follow

asked dad if i could go and steal some Floridian guy's lunch and he said "we have prey at home" girl we have been doing shit ALL DAY i am an awesome 600 pounds and I need some meat left on me to deathroll with. let me get a quick snack that i don't need to kill mmmmmmm burgers I want people food soooooo badddd....... i know they shouldn't feed it to me but I have such a lovely smile oh please oh please give me your burger.........

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🥗aliali-seeyoulater Follow

mom says it was cold the season she laid me so i have to be a girl. because girls are always born from eggs laid during cold seasons.

cope and seethe mother first of all, second of all, the reason i am transgender is because you kept me too fucking snuggly warm in the nest.

#i guess if you wanted a daughter you should have. idk. made a shittier nest? #thats not really my fault man

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⛰fuckyeahhugesnout Follow

You'll never guess how I just learned that we have the honor of being the "loudest reptiles in the world"

🫑teethem Follow

Yeah yeah, the 90 decibel mating bellow, we've all heard it.

🤢ch0mper Follow

we've all heard the what

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🩲gaytorrr Follow

this guy asked if i wanted to see his gator hole and i said fuck yes. why this boy take me into a 65 foot long hole in the mud at the bottom of the lake

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🏞daily-clawsitivity

✨Remember to take it easy sometimes!✨We thrive in slow-moving waters!✨Even though we can run fast, we get tired fast too-- it's okay to let yourself take breaks!✨Let yourself relax, that's how we made it this far as a species.

mud-rocks-deactivated20140706

Yeah, imagine telling your prehistoric great great great great great great great great great great grandpa or something to calm down and relax when he should be doing nothing but deathrolls. the longevity of the species should be your only goal. It's irresponsible to encourage your fucking species to fall behind even more than it already has? Have some pride, you're not a crocodile.

scalesssss-deactivated20150310

jesus christ calm down

alidile-crocogator-deactvated20140709

Okay, this post has a lot of misconceptions in it. There aren't as many differences between crocodiles and alligators than you think. It's really harmful to think that we have nothing in common with each other. So what if they're carnivores and we're closer to omnivores, or their snouts are more U shaped while ours are V shaped. We're both badass miracles of nature that have no reason to be pit against one another all the time.

Don't listen to guys like this. It's just hateful and small-minded.

stop-jawlock-androll-deactivated20140911

crocs are like. like them shoes that float right

wetlandia898 Follow

i wish i was a crocodile because i could have a virgin birth and i wanted to see what it would be like to eat an immaculate conception.

bigchallengesrealblog-deactivated20190412

welcome to the no notes gator/croc discourse post.

🦖l8rg8tr-z Follow

omg this is the post.... i can't believe i would see this naturally on my dash

🎍taildraggers Follow

Uh are we just going to ignore the virgin birth reply orrrrrrrrr

🐊gator-heritage-posts

gator heritage post

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howw ws i nbevyrboy tyopingssaog oo vd wi hhrth rh thrre cl alawas ?>>

🌴a-l-g-t-r Follow

lmao this idiot never learned how to use their tail to type

#/j lol yeah its kind of hard at first #actually i'd say cut your losses and forget how to type bring the laptop back to the dumpster its not worth it

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🐍bellowbellowmygoodfellow Follow

am i fucking stupid. i just learned theres another species of alligator other than just me and the guys in my swamp. and i said "oh wow I didn't know that! which one of the two are we haha" and my buddy just stared at me like I was a fucking idiot. how am i supposed to know if no one ever tells me this . WHICH AM I

🍖meet-eat3r Follow

there are only 70-80 mature chinese gators in existence while there are 750,00-1 million mature american gators . do the math.

🐍bellowbellowmygoodfellow Follow

i could have just hatched you don't know me.

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🍀gatortears Follow

a group of queer gators in church call that a congregaytion

#reblogging this one bc none of you appreciate me

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👞makemeintoshoesdaddy Follow

I'm seeing the no notes gator/croc post circulate again and ha ha yes it's very funny, but we are NOT starting gator/croc discourse in 2024. lets leave that shit in the past. i know that's not what the post really ended up being about but i am soooooo sick of it.

🌾clawstothewalls Follow

okay, so the one with a fetish for getting turned into handbags is gonna talk down to us now.

👞 makemeintoshoesdaddy Follow

Not to be a pedant but its Shoes Actually. It even says so in the name. Shoes.

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[selfship-confession-box]

EUGHHHGKDMS when gaining a new f/o gives you a new interest and a new hobby you plan on doing and now you feel so much better because you’re getting into a new hobby and it reminds you of your f/o and !!!!! - 🪵 (if it isn’t taken)

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[scrumpyfan43]

I'm a pileated woodpecker

[miscellaneousmao]

Nothing like a yule log cake to attract some mushroom Pokémon! 🪵🍄

So happy I can finally check this idea off my list too, even if it got a bit messy, it was fun!

[daily-dragon-drawing]

Wyrm who lives under a log like a salamander

#67 - 娃娃 (wáwá / doll) - Easily mistaken for an actual salamander. 🦎🪵💕