#look upon my works ye mighty and despair

[intricatedemonicrituals]

Canon Destiel Timeline Masterpost

I wrote this all in a fugue state while listening to Green Grow the Lilacs on repeat so forgive any mistakes. @gay-fae ask and ye shall receive

So much has happened in the long and storied history of his fandom so I've decided to try to document it. I've started by looking up every time that canon destiel, destiel event, misha collins, jackles, or some other search terms have spiked on Google and cross referenced them with tumblr or twitter posts from that day. I know a lot of this is Misha stuff, but he does tend to be the one to say things

November 5th, 2020: Season 15, Episode 18 "Despair" airs and Castiel declares his love to Dean. The presidential election, Georgia turning blue, the presumed retirement of Vladamir Putin, Dabi from My Hero Academia, Ouran Host Club season 2, Sherlock season 5, the president of Bolivia being attacked with dynamite, ongoing BLM protests, a twitter artist making racist art of Ted Bundy, Hetalia returning, a dead man being elected Representative for North Dakota, V for Vendetta, scientists discovering a "hell" planet that rains rocks and has lava oceans, and half of Europe being in lockdown all became tumblr news around the same time. Some of these are true, some not.

November 8th, 2020: Misha Collins, in a panel with Richard Speight, states that the confession scene was a "declaration of homosexual love", and that when Castiel goes to the Empty, it is an example of the "Kill your gays" trope.

November 19th, 2020: The finale airs and it is not well loved to say the least. The episode is short, Dean dies by falling on a nail to death fighting vampire clowns, and there are several characters left with dangling unresolved plot threads and arcs, including Castiel. The car is in heaven though. There is very little heard from the cast and crew, if anything.

November 22nd, 2020: Misha Collins, in a livestream, tells a fan that Castiel and Jack are remaking heaven together, Cas has his wings back, and they are rainbow-colored. He had, however, mentioned the rainbow wings before.

November 24th, 2020: The Spanish dub of the confession is released and a "rogue" translator has written "Y yo a ti" or "I love you too" as Dean's response. Destiel goes canon in Spanish. Tumblr stops working as a result.

November 25th, 2020: tumblr user @thebloggerbloggerfun claims Jensen Ackles said "I had a member of the film crew record the confession scene on my phone for me" #unsourced #releasethetapes

November 26th, 2020: Misha doesn't appreciate the rogue translator, but walks that opinion back later the same day

November 27th, 2020: A "leaked" Italian dub of the confession scene shows a mutual confession.

November 28th, 2020: President Obama follows a destiel account on Twitter

November 30th, 2020: The supposed "Italian dub" is revealed as a fake created by user @iotiamo using sound clips from other parts of the Italian dub on show.

December 1st, 2020: Twitter user @mothdean says "misha I know you have a stan acc and spy on us so can we have a hazel update please"

December 3rd, 2020: Misha tweets about Hazel snoring and this is taken as possible confirmation of Misha's secret stan account

December 11th, 2020: A script from Cas's perspective leaks. It says "We see Cass's POV of Dean again - his face drawn, drained of hope. But still beautiful. Still Dean Winchester."

December 16th, 2020: Newsweek runs an article about an article that Misha wrote about the Lewinsky affair while interning in the Clinton White House in which Misha comes off as rather thirsty for Bill

December 20th, 2020: All Supernatural related materials disappear off the CW's website due to a copyright dispute with Warner Brothers

December 31st, 2020: Mishapocalypse redux

February 9th, 2021: Spn cast members Chad Lindberg and Samantha Ferris tweet about a party at the Roadhouse and it grows to become a full Destiel wedding

February 16th, 2021: @steveyockey made a fairly benign post about Jensen Ackles. The notes went wild in a variety of ways and started a rumor that Spn writer Steve Yockey was dead

February 20th, 2021: Steve Yockey is not dead and he should say it

March 3rd, 2021: The German dub drops and it is also romantic in tone

March 6-8th, 2021: A virtual con happens where Jensen discusses Chaos Machine and Jared says he wants to be in their next project. They also show that WAP video. Jensen is giving full mountain man preparing to play Soldier Boy.

March 10th, 2021: The French dub is released. Cas says, "I love you, Dean" and Dean now responds, "Don't do this to me, Castiel"

March 13th, 2021: The company Amazon tweets about Castiel and Misha Collins asks if they ship Deancas or Wincest. Subsequently apologizes.

March 16th, 2021: Misha says he can't speak as Castiel because Warner Brothers" specifically forbade it. #cwsniperconfirmed

March 17th, 2021: Sam and Eileen are getting married! I have no idea how this came about but I'm happy for them

March 23rd, 2021: Chad Lindberg and Samantha Ferris claim on Twitter that the Roadhouse party was about Valentine's day and not a wedding. Ferris specifically said that she worked on the show and that people tried to make Dean/Cas into "something that it wasn't", She also stated she doesn't "know what queerbaiting is" and that it was due to an "agenda". This led to #deanisbi trending on Twitter and Tumblr.

March 31st, 2021: Some possibly fake leaked scripts come up for sale on eBay. Also, Jensen is Batman.

April 1st, 2021: Mishapocalypse redux

April 6th, 2021: Leaked scripts from the 2 final episodes pop up and have several mentions of Cas in them that were omitted. Dean even thinks about Cas's confession when confronting Chuck.

April 18th, 2021: Scripts from seasons 12 and 13 leak. These include scenes from after Cas's death

May 17th, 2021: Jensen's band Radio Company releases an album including the song Watching Over Me

June ~5th, 2021: Misha says at a convention that Watching Over Me is about Castiel. Jensen neither confirms nor denies this when asked about it

June 11th, 2021: It is announced that Misha is publishing a book of poetry

June 18th, 2021: The Russian dub airs and Dean's line is changed to "Don't you dare, Cas"

June 24-28th, 2021: Jensen and Daneel Ackles reveal that they are making a Supernatural prequel series following John and Mary Winchester (a story that NOBODY was asking for). Jensen will reprise his role as Dean and will narrate. Misha hints that he would like to be involved, as do Ruthie Connell, Samantha Ferris, Matt Cohen, and Julie McNiven (the perils of having a cast of mostly immortal characters). But Jared Padalecki first says that he is happy for the Ackles's, he later said he was "gutted", then responded to Robbie Thompson's tweet calling him a "coward" and saying "what an awful thing you've done". The next day, Jensen and Jared both do damage control and say they'll always be brothers

July 17th, 2021: People are asking if Destiel will be canon in Space Jam, Misha's poetry book's cover is revealed to lukewarm reviews and people are talking about a particular poem about piss, and Perfume Genius releases an article that is a self-insert vore fanfiction about having sex with Jensen Ackles

August 2nd, 2021: Perfume Genius is at it again with "Last Friday, I had my eyes removed by Jared Padalecki". No, I do not know why she is doing this.

August 9th, 2021: Destiel fics hit 100k on Ao3. Misha tweets his support and people remember that he sometimes reads fanfiction and theorize he has an A03 account

September 1st, 2021: Misha makes his first Tiktok. There is a short intro before he calls cut, walks behind a screen, and strips his clothes off

September 3rd, 2021: Jake Abel uses Michael and Adam to help sell his hot sauce brand

September 4th, 2021: Misha confirms that the love between Castiel and Dean was "reciprocated"

September 9th, 2021: A clip of the real Italian dub of the confession scene goes viral as it is revealed that, unlike the Spanish dub, they change the line to "ti voglio bene" or essentially "I love you like family". Misha responds with a video saying "Ciao Italia, ti amo" with the subtitle "Love is love in any language"

September 21st, 2021: Misha drops the fact that one of his poems is from Castiel's perspective.

September 30th, 2021: Jensen will be appearing at a con on the same day as Misha and not with Jared for "professional reasons"

October 4th, 2021: Misha responds to a fan's tweet by saying that Jensen has "crazy eyes and a knife in his pocket"

October 10th, 2021: Daneel posts a picture of Jensen intently reading Misha's poetry book in front of a roaring fire on Instagram. Misha responds that he misses them even more

October 12th, 2021: Jensen is cast in Rust, a (rather ill-fated) western and Misha says "Yippie-ki-yay" and calls him a stud in the comments

October 16th, 2021: Denvercon. Jensen and Jared reunite for the first time since THE INCIDENT

April 24th, 2022: Misha Collins says in terms of being an extrovert, an introvert, or a bisexual, he joked "I'm all three". This led to the internet celebrating Misha's newly revealed bisexuality.

April 25th, 2022: Misha Collins comes out as straight. Oops!

June 19th, 2022: According to Misha, Dean's heaven was supposed to be at the Roadhouse with all his friends and Cas was going to be there with him

November 7th, 2022: Misha calls Elon Musk a snowflake

November 12th, 2022: Tumblr starts planning another Mishapocalypse

January 24th, 2023: Jensen and the cast of the Winchesters throw Dean Winchester a birthday party, including wearing silly little hats

February 26th, 2023: At JIBcon 11, Jensen sings an improvised song about an angel while Misha sits cross-legged on the floor looking up at him

April 1st, 2023: 10 year anniversary of the Mishapocalypse

April 16th, 2023: A year after his bisexual whoopsie daisy, Misha says that Warner Brothers asked him to "let it go" and keep pretending to be bisexual.

August 23, 2023: Rogue Spanish translator is revealed to not have gone rogue at all but instead to have followed the script he was given, confirming the existence of a mutual love confession that was cut at some point.

If you can remember any events and dates that I haven't found, please let me know and I'll add them! I haven't really rounded out 2022 and 2023 yet.

[bardic-inspirjaytion]

why yes i have lost control of both my sketchbook and my life, thanks for asking!

(concept is @motherfuckingnazgul's, quote is @eternalgirlscout's, i refuse to take sole responsibility for this)

[m0r1bund]

"Lore, where have you been?"

In hell, probably. I remade M0R1BUND.com.

“For the love of god, why?”

Short answer: to save time and money.

Long answer: Sharing art was getting burdensome. Neocities hosts static websites built with html, css, and javascript—which is awesome for its mission, to encourage people to create future-proof websites. But this also means that every page is created and maintained by hand. I handle every little link and file and bit of code, and if I want to do site-wide changes, I have to push those by hand, too. This takes time, and so does writing image descriptions and cross-posting art to other websites. It became normal for sharing art to eat up an entire day.

I later created Basedt.net in WordPress, so that I didn’t have to worry about managing link hierarchies, which was a big timewaster on my old webcomic. I liked working in WordPress well enough, and I knew I would benefit from being able to use PHP to manage the sheer amount of stuff that’s on M0R1BUND.com. I was also paying double for webhosting through two different services, when I really didn’t need to…. So… I knew it was inevitable that I would consolidate the two at some point. It was time.

I do really love Neocities and I’m sorry to let it go. I encourage anyone who wants to learn web design and create their own website to start there.

Anyway, that’s how I ended up in hell for 6 months.

“What’s changed?”

Most things. I’m most excited about the quality-of-life stuff, like being able to sort art by character/location/world, or being able to move between individual pieces instead of having to return to the gallery landing page. There are lots of things I want to add, but my soft deadline for this was the new year, so I focused on recreating M0R1BUND.com as it existed before… well… this.

I’ve also edited most of my writing. This site is old, and the art is even older, it felt good to give it some TLC.

There are still a few things missing from the new site:

The Woods and RANSOM. They aren’t really representative of Basedt or Mercasor anymore, and I was not a competent writer in 2018. If I re-share them, it will be in the distant future.  

Some of my Those Who Went Missing stuff. I haven’t been playing TWWM publicly, so this is lower priority right now. It will happen when it happens.  

Some twines. They haven’t adjusted to the new filepath format yet. Killswitch is here, though :)

If you need them urgently for some reason, I can share them with you? but that seems doubtful haha.

Links to pages on the old M0R1BUND.com are broken and will remain broken until I set up redirections to the new M0R1BUND.com. I have no idea how long that will take! … Hopefully not long, given the new semester is here.

And of course... If you see anything weird, tell me! I test as much as I can, but I only have access to so many devices. Break this website within an inch of its miserable life so that I can fix it.

“How’s Basedt going?”

It’s going. Recreating my website took precedence for the above reasons, but I’ve been working concurrently on it in my spare time. We move like a glacier into the new year. ETA: ???

[yourworsttotebag]

party favors

Pairing: Tav/Everyone! Rating: Teen Word Count: 3.8

It's Evie's birthday and everyone in camp owes her a kiss! Participation is mandatory! --

“It’s a wonderful Faerûn custom, and extremely important in our realm.”

“I’ve never heard of it,” Shadowheart said lightly.

“Shadowheart doesn’t remember a lot of things,” Evie said to Lae’zel. “It’s tragic, really. But birthday kisses are practically sacred, especially to half-elves.”

“I’m a half-elf,” Shadowheart chimed in.

“So much of her mind is missing. Doesn’t it break your heart?”

[pagan-mushroom]

Insect paintings along with the photos I used! Painted in gouache

[francisabernathysparkingtickets]

[lynx-kin]

Makin yall jealous today 👀

BBQ spare ribs, rice, and green beans. With HOMEMADE BBQ SAUCE.

@leafwateraddict @sansxreaderbraindump @kuruwukawa @rainder-kaira

[echotunes]

citation hunting is so funny sometimes. I was working on the miraheze qsmp wiki today and went to go find the canon confirmation that Cellbit ate Pac's leg, and the actual clip is Cellbit talking about how things happened in the past but that's all water under the bridge, Richas going "...are you sure? I heard Pac lost a leg and a friend" and Cellbit going "son..." (incredibly long pause) "well yeah,"

[conivolos]

i think it’s really funny that wilbur quoted ozymandias after making tallulah and phil hamburgers

[sachermorte]

just bought yarn for my Next Project and I'm vibrating with excitement

my first project (the cable scarf) is complicated but not huge

this second project is not so complicated but pretty huge

it'll also be my favorite color so I'm excited about that

[savior-of-humanity]

I’ve been playing Armored Core 6 and I NEED to show y’all this fucking Abomination Against God I made.

[gainprincess]

It's been a week since you saw that woman in the street, who'd promised to meet you on the 10th before teleporting away in a flash of light. 'Fate-kun', she'd called you, despite your gender being rather...ambiguous in your current clothing.

Names aside...she hadn't come on the 10th, despite her promise, and you're beginning to wonder if she was just an early morning hallucination, or something. After all, someone that big, fat, and curvaceous...they only appear in your fantasies, don't they? Or maybe in your aspirations, for certain Fate-kuns.

You're walking down the same street as that fateful day, and for a moment, you wonder if you'll see her when you turn the corner. Of course, you don't, but you chuckle to yourself anyway.

It wouldn't happen like that. That's a thing for manga and anime.

You turn around (you discovered a quicker way to work a few days ago), starting to slowly trudge back...

VWLIP!

"MOVE, MOVE, MO-"

CRASH! BBBBBWUUUUUUURPPPPPP-

You register the feeling of soft flab oozing over your body before you register the sensation of it shoving you to the pavement. A loud, long belch rips from your attacker's maw, cascading down the empty street as she struggles atop you. It's clear she doesn't want to be on top of you, but she seems to be having problems with it regardless.

Her tanned lard jiggles atop you as you dig your fingers into her heavy gut, trying to push her off you gently.

"Gwahhhh...I'm, like, soooo sorry about this! Gimme just a sec and I'll, like-"

VWLIP!

"There you are! LIke, soooo sorrr -urpppp- ry about that!~

Now you're standing, being brushed off by a woman with familiar blonde hair and a cheery grin. Lard pooling out of the bottom of her sweater, just like it was a week ago? Chest, larger than half her stomach, straining valiantly against her shirt, just like it was a week ago? Ass so bloateed, fat, and jiggly that if she sat down she'd likely be wider than a couch? A trio of chins so massive and lardy that they squish against her neck and make her look even fatter than she probably is?

Check, check, check, and check~.

"Hmmm?"

"Oh-my-gawd! It's you, Fate-kun!~ I was so totally lookin' for you last Tuesday, but I never found you, even in bound time! I'm, like, soooo glad you're okay!"

The woman drags you into a hug, your face shoved between her immense breasts as her ass claps from the movement of her joyful cuddle.

You consider asking her what 'bound time' means (or why you teleported from the ground to standing up), but before you can, she's already dragging you down the street.

"Come on, let's get some coffee, Fate-kun! I know a greeeeatttt place, like, no customers!~"

You try and stop her grip, stammering out that you don't even know her name, in an attempt to make her calm down, but she just winks at you with a tubby smile.

"My name's Uzume Satsuhana!~ Now, stop fighting and come oooonnnn!"

Something tells you that this girl- Uzume -is going to be a hell of a handful...

[m0r1bund]

basedt.

Hey did you see hey did you . did yo

u see the webcomic.

7 new pages of basedt babeyyyyy LET"S GO. Here’s the link to page 8 so you can read all the new ones… or you can start at the beginning.

[nevesmose]

Me, thinking about a new high-society Nostraman mafia princess type character to bring into Set Fire To Us All at some stage: ok, I know it's difficult but you can't just make her Re-L Mayer

My immediate series of mental images:

Uhh but but but with adamantium teeth and a servo-crow that follows her around everywhere

And her name can be an obscure Scottish literary reference

Ok Iona Istarcka the Razor Queen of Nostramo Secundus, you and Croakie go play with the others til I need you.

Hold on, I can do better than Croakie. As in so many other areas of life, a fine pair of DSLs are the solution:

Heh. I'm so fantastically mature.

There we go. The servo-crow is called Croichle. It cost 11 million Night Haunter Fun Bucks Konradollars to create and serves no purpose whatsoever.

[funky-sea-cryptid]

i hope i am not just tam to you all, but also lesbian finral

[francisabernathysparkingtickets]

Transcript:

If you’re still looking for the apocalypse, you’ll find it.

Holding the world like a grapefruit,

the only hand is a fist, the only fist

a dripping mouthful of new and old

things with delicate bones and buried

talents. Eventually we all get rooting

around in a burning bush. You know,

a bird in the hand is fine till the avian flew.

In the world after the word we remain

the shedding snake, the kicked dog. And what

a relief to learn that this last story is

about you but you don’t have to write it.

Post-human posthumous earth

with bleach burned hands, dead

skin turns softer. They say there’s no

bad dogs. The man holding my leash

spells my name backwards and still bites

His nails. Hangnail hands still

get papercuts even in good books.

Before God, there was the pen.

Before the pen, actions spoke louder than swords.

I’m not asking you to believe me.

Sometimes saying something makes it true,

but you have to keep saying it.