#lopsiders

[continentalblue]

A continuation of your all tomorrows headcanons?

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SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG I FORGOT TO ANSWER LMAOOO

i said I would do these yesterday but it's like 12 am so it still counts #slay

also lemme know if u want me to rewrite/clarify any of these I'm typing all that comes to mind

also I wouldn't mind writing more of these lmaoo. this one got a teensy bit long

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🌌 Bug Facers had a bartering/trade system rather than a cash system. This trade system was highly complex; people who tried to pass off their goods as being more high-quality than they really were were punished severely. They also had a monarchy, with the Queen being 25% larger than the other people. Her citizens were taxed and the best food went to her. Her function was the same as that of an ant's queen. Actually, more to the point, I picture their monarchy as being similar to that of ant's. However, after their invasion, the monarchy was dissolved and turned into a democracy.

🌌 Despite their relative immobility, the Temptors actually developed some form of culture. Males would spread ideas between females, who rued the fact that they could not meet other members of their species. I also feel that the males could talk, though their enunciation wasn't really that good. Based on the sharpness and shape of their beaks, it's possible they were all-purpose feeders who preyed on insects, nuts, and other worms. The females required three times the amount of food as males in order to provide enough energy for their brains.

🌌 The Lopsiders actually experienced some sexual dimorphism. The reason for this is because their designs remind me of anglerfish. Females were markedly larger than males, and the males depended on the females for sustenance. This was slowly phased out as they evolved, as the species would cannibalize others for food. They had no trade system; they operated under a "it's yours if you're fast enough mentality."

🌌 Because their experience became so automized, the Tool Breeders actually evolved away from actually having blood at all! As a result, their flesh became more gelatinous. While a drought would have slowly but surely dehydrated the species' flesh and caused the end of the species, they learned how to make water from seemingly thin air. They have a capitalistic system that constantly pushes new inventions.

🌌 Much of the Titan's mythology focused on figures who were more mobile; ie., those that had two legs. When a Titan was born with two limbs, they were hailed as a god. They were seen as prophets and harbingers of good luck. They emphasized an ideal that the species could no longer go back to.

Since they lived in a savannah, they also grew thick skin on their bodies to account for the insects and the spikes on their favorite plants. They also transferred to a more vegetarian diet, consuming foods similar to those that giraffes and African elephants eat.

🌌 Hand Flappers had mating dances similar to those of birds-of-paradise. Had they developed sapience, Hand Flappers would have pioneered acting as an art form, using their wings to emphasize their stories. High-class Hand Flappers wore bracelets of precious metals that surrounded their wings. Wing care became an important social aspects; to groom someone else's wings was tantamount to declaring your love for them.

🌌 Satryiacs had fairly short lifespans, which accounted for the amount of parties that they had. As a result, their minds matured remarkably quickly: by their first birthday, their minds were already fully developed. Their bodies followed soon after, and six months later, they were already considered adults. They had very loose views on monogamy; as a concept it simply did not exist. They had relationships with whomever they wanted, whenever they wanted.

🌌 Despite their lack of sapience, the Blind Folk actually had fairly defined parental relationships, mirroring that of humans on Earth. Blind Folk babies were born helpless and unable to do much of anything. A cry from a baby would inspire all the adults in the surrounding area to come to their aid, a fact that was occasionally exploited by predators.

🌌 If put on Earth's atmosphere, Spacers would get crushed underneath their own weight. Also, since they have such modified internal systems, they do not need to eat. However, they need to sleep for fourteen hours in a day to recuperate enough energy to move.

[chr0nenburgerart]

My favorite All Tommorows post-humans!

[gardeninggraves]

the flat fuck friday of the future

[greengrizzly]

All Tomorrows at your door

[spettelt]

All Tomorrows, Lopsiders

Imagine being squashed, reshaped like a picasso art peice and placed on a world where the gravity is at least 36 times heavier than normal. Your mind and body, altered to the level of a animal, thanks to a alien species and then left to fend for yourself.

Not to mention loosing all your clothes. Yeesh...

[teaboot]

Please pray for my son.

There's nothing wrong with him, he just looks like a muppet

[beachf4gz]

i hope no one did this already

[benjingle]

Idk what this is but here!! I think I was trying to enunciate important features of their characters... Eyes... Mouth...

Also good silhouette practice. You can clearly tell that's Laios, and would be able to recognize Kabru with the context of dunmeshi...

There's another version of them next to each other but I didn't like it

[odddogs]

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[wombywoo]

evidence that quinn can smile :33 😊

[naamahdarling]

I had a dream where I thought of a new Tumblr meme and how I was going to become Very Popular with it and I got very excited, but when I woke up to write it down it was just a painting of a jousting knight from a medieval manuscript photoshopped opposite various leaning objects and structures and animals and the text was "ANYONE ELSE HERE TILT?"

[smokin9-box]

She got that dawg in her

For a shawty you're either a feral raccoon or a drenched cat, NO in between

[incessantlark]

i hate him

[elexuscal]

Satan in Castelvania-verse: anyway here are the legions of undead and blood magic and the gates of hell itself

God in Castlevania-verse: yeah i gave one family some whips?

[pyrotechnicdarts]

hes so babygirl its not even funny

[figm3nted]

brothers