#loree

[eurovision-facts]

Eurovision Fact #473:

In the 2023 version of the game Just Dance, many Eurovision songs were added in May for the second season of the game.

The songs that were added included:

"SloMo" by Chanel (Spain, 2022)

"Give that Wolf a Banana" by Subwoolfer (Norway, 2022)

"Euphoria" by Loreen (Sweden, 2012)

"Trenulețul" by Zdob și Zdub & Advahov Brothers (Moldova, 2022)

There were more songs included in the pack, but the above songs were added to the Just Dance roster for the first time in this pack.

[Sources]

"Just Dance 2023 Edition Season 2: Showdown with Eurovision Song Contest Launches May 9," news.ubisoft.com.

Season 2: Showdown, just dance wiki.

[archived-lore]

This is my theory on @clownpallete’s story - ver 1.0

My theorys is in pink

Key points [not in time order]

[some key points won’t be explored on separately because they are just statements]

There used to be magic

The first king comes back at the end of the story

Taiyō is jealous of Tsuki and Kisuri relationship [may be romantical or platonically]

Taiyō needs help from some group of people, he asks tsuki

Taiyō isn’t the missing king, hes his replacement

Someone is asking Taiyō if “he had fun being someone he’s not”

Taiyō wants to date Tsuki

Taiyō is insecure, possibly paranoid

Expansion [not in time order]

There used to be magic…

When asked how his crowd floats they say ”magic” but also reply with “there used to be a lot of it”

The time I think it went away or disappeared was after the real king was gone and while taiyō was king, the reason for this theory is because of one drawing, Kisuri is trying to use magic but it isn’t working [it makes sense for this to be Kisuri saying this because the text is in rainbow]

The first king comes back at the end of the story…

These pictures will come up later,

Taiyō is jealous of Tsuki and Kisuri relationship [may be romantical or platonically]…

Tsuki and Kisuri may or may not be dating already when the story starts, a drawing states that Taiyō is jealous [severely even] more on why he could be this jealous later.

Taiyō needs help from some group of people, he asks tsuki…

In the drawing tsuki doesn’t look exactly willing to help him, who I think is the people in the kingdom revolving against him, or maybe its just paranoia,which could also be a answer on why Tsuki doesn’t want to help.

My paranoia theory comes from this drawing, that has him saying the crowd around him is evil and stand alone eyes and scribbled out faces/heads being a sign of paranoia/insanity

I also know that isn’t from him being bullied but from after becoming king due to his crown, this could also be a drawing of what he felt like right before the other one

Someone is asking Taiyō if “he had fun being someone he’s not”…

The person is the first king,so far we only know 4 characters, and two of them have the same/ similar sweaters on [the missing king and Kisuri], and it makes no sense for Kisuri say something like that , from a moral standpoint and reasoning standpoint. So that leaves the king, he has actual reason too, as I believe that taiyō hasn’t been the nicest to the people of the kingdom, or maybe hes just upset that he got replaced-

In both taiyō looks nervous and “scared/worried” the creator of the blog said taiyō is nicer in the ask blog then in the story, so what if it wasn’t only them? What if it was the king, because in a different drawing he is choking taiyō [was drawn in a playful manner but it may have been a watered down version]

I really am proud of this, and I hope you liked reading the bit that I did get done, when I complete it fully i'll repost it fully, thank you for getting this far.

[expectsomechange]

After ibis paint crashed like a million times, taking a month long break 2 times, and feeling I'm not gonna finish this ever.. I finally made the 4000 x 2500 ish pixel drawing of Devin for the 17th

17th

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I wonder where she's falling.. and where she is?

Hess'

Nilglfa

Omewsreeh

Rnae

A

Caoen

Kdco

Bylelae ni het ncbuokadr? Wohs?

ohw idd Esh Ned pu kbca ta moeh?

[soediz]

YOUCANT JUST SAY PERCHANCR.

Ermhai More oc art.bc its good formy soul mmbvbgbnn🤤🤤🤤

[localbreeze]

DO U HAVE A COOKIE OC........ O___O

NOPE!! IVE BEEN PLANNING ON MAKING ONE RECENTLY AFTER I FOUND A TEMPLATE! MY SCHEDULE IS KINDA FULL RN SOO UHHHH.. MAYBE LIKEE LATER IDK. IVE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE TIME FOR THEM!!

[beemovieerotica]

idk if i told the full story on here but i signed up for a research study where they were testing a new opioid, and it was supposed to be up to 5 injections increasing the dose to see what people could tolerate

i got the first dose and almost immediately fainted. they had to call in a whole medical team and it was a huge fucking deal

i was kicked out of the study and got a phone call later where they were supposed to tell me what the drug was, so i could avoid it in the future. they told me it was saline water. a placebo. i fainted from the placebo effect.

anyway, it's been a few months and i just got an email from the same department asking me to be a research participant in a new study: testing the effects of open-label placebo.

open label placebo is when the subjects and the researchers all know it's a placebo. they're testing the power of my mind. my power to imagine anything.

i like to think that they chose me for this specifically based on their past experience with me. "get the guy who fainted like a little bitch boy from saline water." anyway i just submitted all my info and i'm looking forward to getting started.

[redrook]

I spent a lot of time handcuffed and in a cage in high school, for a charity bit the grocery store I worked at would do

the bit was that I was "put in jail for having too big a heart" and customers could donate to my bail to get me out (and the money would go to a children's hospital or something)

now. I was very clearly a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a large cage. and I would honestly tell people that I had been in there for hours. and people would say, that's terrible! that's awful! and I would show them my wrists red from the tight handcuffs, and say but I'm sooooooo close to making bail.

and then they would dump some cash in the basket, I'd thank them, and they'd walk away.

and every so often, one of the managers would come by and collect some of the cash, so I could keep being soooooo close to making bail.

I was very good with this bit. Parents with small kids would pay $5-10 if I told their children I had been placed in jail for not cleaning my room/doing my homework, etc. For people in their 20s, I'd threaten that I was very bad at playing the harmonica, but I WOULD play it and we'd all suffer unless they paid me. and for the most amount of money, older men in suits would almost always pay $20s if I avoided eye contact and stammered a lot.

eventually, the managers started to feel bad because I was in the cage so fucking long and often, that I'd need someone to brace me when I got out because I'd have no feeling in my legs. wobbling like a newborn giraffe.

but I would also rake in at LEAST $100 an hour in charity.

so they were like, hey champ. can we, uh, give you a pillow to sit on. in the cage. would you like a pillow so you're not just sitting on a cold metal slab. can we give you a pillow.

and I had to explain to them that if they gave me a pillow, people would think I was more comfortable, so they wouldn't feel as bad, so I'd bring in less money.

the compromise was that they'd bring me a nice coffee every couple hours, which I would have to try to block with my body from the customers.

all this money went to charity. that's what the money was for. it's what was on the sign. but how much they were willing to pay was very contingent on how comfortable I looked, never mind the fact that I was still a teenaged employee handcuffed inside a cage.

and out of the dozens of shifts I did this on, not ONCE did ANYONE say, hey kid I'm going to go talk to your manager because what the fuck is going on here. they would just drop money in the basket, and I'd thank them and sip from my secret drink.

I actually had people get MAD at me that I told them I was far away from bail, they donated like $15, and then 20 minutes I got let out because my shift ended.

again. the money was for charity. it was on the sign that was very clearly placed on the upper half of my cage.

so yeah. even when people think they mean well. people can be really, really fucking stupid.

[allpiesforourown]

Whenever my aunt springs her insane superstitious/religious cures on me I specifically remember when I was 17 and she got me exorcised. The priest was like "I don't think she's possessed" and she insisted "well there's something wrong with her, she's always [symptoms of depression] so..."

And the guy said some verses and touched my head and stuff then said I should drink only holy water for an entire week. Which wasn't hard to do, but my fav part of this whole experience was me saying I want to eat instant noodles and my aunt going "I'll make them for you. With the holy water he gave us." And then I had holy instant noodles

[kurzler]

a quick psa to anyone recently getting into greek mythology and is a victim of tumblr and/or tiktok misconceptions:

-there is no shame in being introduced to mytholgy from something like percy jackson, epic the musical or anything like that, but keep in mind that actual myths are going to be VERY different from modern retellings

-the myth of medusa you probably know (her being a victim of poseidon and being cursed by athena) isn't 100% accurate to GREEK mythology (look up ovid)

-there is no version of persephone's abduction in which persephone willingly stays with hades, that's a tumblr invention (look up homeric hymn to demeter)

-as much as i would like it, no, cerberus' name does not mean "spot" (probably a misunderstanding from this wikipedia article)

-zeus isn't the only god who does terrible things to women, your fav male god probably has done the same

-on that note, your fav greek hero has probably done some heinous shit as well

-gods are more complicated than simply being "god of [insert thing]", many titles overlap between gods and some may even change depending on where they were worshipped

-also, apollo and artemis being the gods of the sun and the moon isn't 100% accurate, their main aspects as deities originally were music and the hunt

-titans and gods aren't two wholly different concepts, titan is just the word used to decribe the generation of gods before the olympians

-hector isn't the villain some people make him out to be

-hephaestus WAS married to aphrodite. they divorced. yes, divorce was a thing in ancient greece. hephaestus' wife is aglaia

-ancient greek society didn't have the same concepts of sexuality that we have now, it's incorrect to describe virgin goddesses like artemis and athena as lesbians, BUT it's also not wholly accurate to describe them as aromantic/asexual, it's more complex than that

-you can never fully understand certain myths if you don't understand the societal context in which they were told

-myths have lots and lots of retellings, there isn't one singular "canon", but we can try to distinguish between older and newer versions and bewteen greek and roman versions

-most of what you know about sparta is probably incorrect

-reading/waching retellings is not a substitute to reading the original myths, read the iliad! read the odyssey! i know they may seem intimidating, but they're much more entertaining than you may think

greek mythology is so complex and interesting, don't go into it with preconcieved notions! try to be open to learn!

[gurlu]

When I was in my teens, I used to make an entire magic system with 360+ unique spells, ordered in magic schools and categories, and it boggles my mind that I basically reinvented DnD mechanics, even down to metamagic.

I wanted to make a wiki about it but I don't have time for it.

The point was to try to encompass every "superpower" I could think of into a magic system.

I even got lore related to it all, I'm pretty sure I'm gonna simply reuse it all for OC worldbuilding. Ngl the fun part was naming all the spells, symbols and coming up with the logic of it all.

[adobe-outdesign]

the craziest beta 'mon is this guy, who would evolve into a random Pokemon upon evolution

like imagine finding this autism creature fighting for its life out in the wild so you catch it out of pity and two months later it evolves into goddamn Rayquaza

[archived-lore]

Pin post

This account is owned by the same person that owns @facks-stories

What will this account be used for?

To decode, summarize, theorize, and archive lore [wow name drop] its to make solving the lore a bit easier, for now I’ll only be doing this to 4 accounts:

@theindescribable1

@the-monsters-in-1870

@yourhappyfella

@clownpallete

Some of these accounts don’t really have lore but I’ll be theorizing on their storys

I’ll also explain different ways to hide messages or have different codes so that these accounts have more options for their lore, or maybe even new accounts have more elaborate lore.

Asks?

Asks and submissions will still be opened but it won’t be like a normal ask blog

Asks will be used for:

Requesting I translate another account

Asking more about codes

Suggesting different codes

Tips on making arg’s or lore blogs [on how to make it more difficult/easier, not on what to do its your own lore :) ]

Once again this isn’t like a normal ask blog, there isn’t any characters to ask [and if you do wanna ask my characters ask on these blogs: @facks-stories @weather-story ]

Format?

The format for reposts/translations will just be the translation in quotation marks

Solo posts will have a banner on what/who the post is on, if its about the account itself then it will have the same banner as this one

What I can’t do/won’t do:

can’t do:

I’m not bilingual in any way, so I can’t translate multi-language lore [and I don’t trust google translate]

Keep up with a lot of blogs, I still have a life..ish [and I spend most of said life sleeping] so I can’t always theorize on a lot of blogs

Post manually, I go do things outside of tumblr, and when I do I schedule a post, and I’ll have to do this more because I’ll have 4 accounts to take care of

won’t do:

Post about my own lore, whats the point in making it then?

Still talk about someone’s lore/arg when they asked me not too

Aus of fandoms, i don’t know- they are a lot more boring then oc lore and args

Using websites to translate, I do this for fun, and sometimes the websites are wrong so theres no point in using them

Tags:

#asks-lore - lore related asks

#asks-nonlore - none lore related asks

@clownpallete - #tayiō lore #tayiō ts #tayiō fl

@theindescribable1 - #ti1 lore #ti1 ts #ti1 fl

@the-monsters-in-1870 - #blue lore #blue ts #blue fl

@yourhappyfella - #hammy lore #hammy ts #hammy fl

Tag endings:

Lore - any post related to the person’s blog

Ts - translations of code

Fl - a full run down on my theory

Welp thats it for the pin post,

it will be edited if I need to add a blog or something.

Goodbye

[expectsomechange]

I drew my son sparky! Get a good look at him! The stupid camera didn't want to zoom in enough

Hjjjj

Sorry if this doesn't post, for the third time.

CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY PLEASEE

[inbabylontheywept]

so. my wife came downstairs just as i took a bite out of the remaining half red onion on the counter. literally within seconds of just getting away with it. i looked at her, and she looked at me, and we both sat there a moment, all frozen, before she said babs, what the fuck. i tried to say i can explain but it came out as or corn explorn because such was the onion in my mouth that there was no room for words. its honestly a miracle that she understood me at all. at least, i'm assuming that she understood me because she did let me get my bearings for a few moments. a smarter man would've used that time to think up a good lie, but instead i just chewed as fast as i could because i knew i was gonna have to tell a whopper and i really wanted to be able to use big words again.

big words are instrumental to telling a whopper.

anyway, i totally ran out of time. i barely got my first swallow of onion in before she said well?, and i did at least have an empty mouth to match my empty head. but also i had no lies. so i looked her dead in the face, opened my mouth and waited, every bit as curious as her, to hear what excuse my mouth was gonna come up with.

im pregnant, said my mouth.

great job, mouth, said my brain.

mmmmm onion, said my mouth.

better you than me, said my wife.

then she went upstairs. it has been two hours she still refuses to kiss me. im devastated. im shook. im crying a little, i think.

(but that might just be the onion.)

[soediz]

YOUCANT JUST SAY PERCHANCR.

Ermhai More oc art.bc its good formy soul mmbvbgbnn🤤🤤🤤