#losing bets

[quordleona03]

Made Up

"Fifteen minutes of your time to do what I like with," Hawkeye said lazily.

Father Mulcahy, holding two pair of nines, said mildly "That seems fair." The pot was fifty-three dollars, and everyone else had folded. Hawkeye's martini was drunk.

"You couldn't make this up," said Hawkeye, and laid down his cards: ten, jack, queen, king, ace.

Mulcahy was still a little shaken by it, half an hour later, alone in the Swamp with Hawkeye. “What are you doing?”

"Eyeshadow goes on lightly, with a sweep of the brush," said Hawkeye. "Common knowledge. Sit still, Francis, this won't take long..."

[kopawz]

mario has to be informed on who chris pratt is, and is disappointed

[mayomkun]

Bet on losing dogs

[sulacomplex]

Making Out: The Book of Lesbian Sex and Sexuality, photography by Laurence Jaugey-Paget (via dykedeviance)

[elnotwoods]

can you feel it? the ferality in the air? that’s michael sheen getting ready to be fully unleashed once sag-aftra gets a deal too and he’s allowed to talk about kissing david tennant on the mouth and how aziraphale and crowley are in love

[classy-thief]

🌺 emo donnie my beloved

[cyber-therian]

imagine ur a losing dog and ur like “well at least no one’s betting on me” and then Mitski shows up…

[plagalkey]

claiming a reward

"i think you like me too, oikawa-san"

[imaginaryprotagonist]

We as a society do not pop off enough about young Jackles playing a dude in a throuple with the original Dr Sexy, Mr Patrick Dempsey himself. Whose name in the movie is Cass! I mean, come on!

[rysttle]

I'll be there on their side, I'm losing by their side-

[miaogo]

Angst below the cut

Cw: blood

[ominouspuff]

Continuing this fix-it AU where Commander Fox springboards off the deep end into a full-on rebellion, featuring unlikely allies belatedly finding out they are allies far too late to stop being allies but then again it’s never too late not to throw a terrifyingly destructive fit about it (Maul)

Close-up’s under the cut

[blackbirdless]

WHO UP THINKING ABOUT TWF 4 🔥🔥🔥

[douglasfeiffel]

someone needs to draw TMA Daisy and Basira with the "do you think we're friends in every universe?" "it's a miracle we're friends in this universe" to bear homage to the fact that it is unlikely that in tmagp Daisy and Basira will even know each other

[bread-that-draws]

Flowey’s so funny and has me so fucked up like he’s a talking flower. He tries to kill you upon your first interaction. He is ten years old. He is damaged beyond repair. He’s a flower named Flowey. He’s become friends with every single character. He’s killed all of them countless times. He knows everything about everyone. He doesn’t care anymore. He takes care of his mom when she can’t take care of herself. He’s killed her before. He doesn’t care if you kill her. He thinks she’s trying to replace him. He just wants to be himself again. He wants to destroy everything. He hates you. You’re the only one who understands him. He wants his best friend back. He’s terrified of them. He believes in kill or be killed because he died by giving mercy to the wrong person. He believes himself to be the wrong person. He doesn’t understand when you show him that kindness he showed others, even when you know he could kill you for it. He’s tried every route. He asks you if you have anything better to do when you try to do the same. He’s a direct reflection of the player. He’s a fucking talking flower named flowey and his only voice line is by Ronald McDonald and his officially licensed plush does a little dance for you

[jessescatorccio]

love the type of male character that is just a losing dog