#lotta shitposting

[darkmuffinstudios]

happy late pride month (WARNING FOR LOUD AUDIO AND VULGAR HUMOR (and gay people /lh)) @overflowofcrows @albically @vettryce (And Ali_Surna, idk if they have a tumblr or not aiojgiodjago)

Audio by ZeFanatic14 on Youtube!

[fir3lit3]

erererrerererer

(+ bonuses)

^ quote from a friend " i quickly became a homophobe. "

this may be the last semi undertale related thing i post here LOL

[if-i-eated-soaps]

yes

[whyarealltheuserstakenwastaken]

IM BACK WITH MORE HEADCANONS

also there are like 2 Fizz hcs too

Alastor treats Charlie well because she reminds him of his mother; caring and optimistic, with a horrible addiction to giving second chances

Teleportation powers are very unreliable when the user is drunk

Vaggie doesn’t like cutting her hair because the exorcists did it quickly and violently and often cut her neck (she still has scars)

That’s why she only trusts Charlie to cut her hair.

Also all exorcists were required to have short hair.

Fizz knows sign language because his vocal chords were messed up in the fire and he couldn’t speak for a good amount of time.

Which is also why Fizz’s voice sounds sort of hoarse all the time.

Angel can give REALLY good hugs (multiple arms + chest fluff) but is often uncomfy about giving them (fuck you Val).

Husk hates his cat attributes, especially his purring.

Alastor still needs glasses, but he tries to substitute them with his monocle (doesn’t work)

Val’s heart glasses are actually prescription glasses (shitty eyes lol)

Alastor used to have ‘old-fashioned’ stands on stuff, but Charlie keeps them in track

Lucifer’s true angel form (now non-accessible) is a swan.

Husk and Alastor would enjoy behind-the-ear scratches, but would pretend to hate it.

Charlie had a phase where she ate nothing but buttered toast for two weeks straight (totally not self-projecting)

Lucifer knew straight away that Vaggie was a fallen angel

And post-s1 they always talked about fallen angel stuff

[lady-quen]

Oh no run they're witnessing you

[scoliosismaster]

i did a silly

[doctor-loboto]

Raz seeing the crows at Thorney Towers: [pointing] LOOK at aaallll thooose CHICKENS

[luvwich]

damn sheesh i just passed the 300k mark on total words posted to ao3 ✨fun facts

9.8% of those words are cock 28% of any given fic is just em dashes i have been doing this shit for a year and i am very dumb!

[radioactive-dragonlover]

Damn they weren't kidding. Those knives sure can million.

[jaydovekj]

um there are people who enjoy my writing and roleplays ?!???? ummmmmm what.

(read tags for rambles about folks on tumblr I love /platonic I didn’t type it out up here and don’t want to retype <3 )

[ask-scrafty]

(( Me sending asks from Jody be like

[milk2641]

Part 2 of my Facebook shitpost dump

[loppiopio]

the chances of the people seeing this aren't super likely so this is highly inefficient but i'm too afraid to approach people personally…. yet i've been burning with the need to express my gratitude for the tags i've received individually somehow and figured, i could do it the way i do best. in the tags 😅

(sorted by most recent) (i capped the limit hard here) (some ✂️✂️ had to be done 😔) (i still like this format a lot though) (might do this again in the future idk would people like that??) (i hope it's not mortifying for anyone……..)

it's sorta the way i like it, indirect and unimposing, even if it's kinda. wieldy. but it's just on my blog so anything goes right? although in saying that, i am open to being imposed on. like if someone wants to talk about aci or something, like other fic?? i'm a big fic fiend. or anything else lol not sure what else you'd wanna chat about since so much of the stuff i've put out is just. about fic. but hey, if you're a person i don't mind being approached :>

(lol the way i've made this like a *throws out a bunch of paper slips* find your's 🎉) (might be obnoxious hm) (sorry...) (find your's if you want though 🫡)

[writing-for-life]

After all that new content, it is abundantly clear now:

I definitely crush on Dream (even more specifically Morpheus, because poor Daniel—nah), not Tom. He’s still not doing it for me when he’s not in character (and then he does!). I’m sorry, I’m trying, but… nope. He’s a nice guy and all, nothing wrong with him. My ovaries still say no. It’s me, it’s entirely me.

But now I wonder what’s worse 😂😂😂

Forgive the random shitpost, it’s been a long week…

[purple-iris]

Charlie is the Lotta True Crime to Elizabeth's Rät

[drakkonyan]

LOTTA HART?!??