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BERNARD "BERNIE" D'ACQUISTO - "THE IMPENETRABLE INDIGO WALL" ATTORNEY (FNF OC)

For the sake of avoiding spoilers, when the mod gets made, avoid from posting his backstory on the wiki page.

Say hello to Bernie! I've had him for a year now, and I'm happy to introduce him to you!!

W/ text and w/o text. This ref was made in January '22, so it’s not the best artwork I have.

Details about him below. Some things may not be included from my oc book on wattpad due to this being a summarization. PS, several descriptions have been changed, and might be changed on my wattpad to be more accurate.

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Bernard "Bernie" D'acquisto - Male, Cyborg, Attorney at law.

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Normally seen as snarky, frigid, and overbearing by prosecutors who've faced off against him, he's known as "The Impenetrable Indigo Wall", or "The Blue Wall" or even "Bass Dropper" for how heavy he lays his evidence and reasoning against his opponents.

However, outside of court, he is almost notorious for how socially inept he is, and how oddly kind he is, especially when he doesn't realize it. He does not have any trouble communicating, but it's well-known that he can get flustered easily if messed with right.

... He would like to be your friend too. Please be nice to him.

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Currently 23 years old, 250 centimeters (8''2, 98.4 inches, rounded). Speaks English, but uses a translator for other languages. His in-game voice (if he ever is even featured in a mod lol) would be similar to Ruvyzvat's, except more elegant and somewhat robotic, to fit the titles he's been given.

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Likes: SUSHI!!! (Temaki, Nigiri preferred), Cold Foods, (When he's warm), Boyfriend, Fuchsia, Kyuunolo, Science, Light Novels (that make you cry), Sleeping, Working Out, Orchestra, Gladwyn

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Dislikes: GLADWYN, Sports, His tubes being taken out, Being cold, 'Childish' Things (he considers Christmas to be childish, and that's it. And he still celebrates it. With no shame.), Drugs

BDay? December 31st/January 1st. Born exactly in between 12:00 and 1:00 AM. He states that his birthday is January 1st however.

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Considers Boyfriend [Nickname: Effy] to be more than just as a childhood best friend, and likes him in a way that's considered to be in between platonic and romance. Fears Gladwyn, but still considers him a childhood friend. Likes Dr. Ritto von D'acquisto as a semi-father figure. Loves Ritsu von D'acquisto like a father. Loves Fuchsia Mizzta. Likes Kyuunolo [Nickname: Kyuu] as his best friend since law school.

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━━ Summarized Biography (boring) ━━

Born to an unknown family, he was doomed to die as a failed childbirth within the few minutes he could live, due to his body being too weak to support him, and his head being too small. He was then saved by the top doctor at the time, Ritto von D'acquisto who readjusted his body and replaced his head and neck, all the while keeping him alive with his... black magic. Bernard's biological parents refused to accept him due to him being 'the robot monstrosity they never wanted'.

And so, Ritto took him in and gave him the name: ''Bernard'' along with giving him his last name, ''D'acquisto''. Bernard stayed with Ritto for the first two years of his life, before then living with Ritsu, who would be considered his uncle.

Bernard had lots of trouble at first in school due to being socially crippled and inept, but with the help of Boyfriend, he was able to open up bit by bit and make many friends, such as Gladwyn Griffin, and other fellow students.

After a... falling out (lets just call it that) between the three in high school, the three refused to communicate to each other, (or rather, Bernard didn't want to communicate with Gladwyn, and vice versa. You mind as well say Gladwyn's hatred is as powerful as a tyrannosaurus rex.) unless they were communicating with Boyfriend.

Meanwhile, Bernard was inspired by his uncle to pursue the profession of a lawyer, and after graduating high school, went to a law school to pass the bar exam. At that school, he met Kyuunolo Nimbus (not related to the nice weather lady), a man as stubborn as his cloud-locks were thick. They were like stubborn rivals to each other, each not giving in to each other's intellect, no matter how intense the assignment was. However, week by week, month by month, they slowly started to grow in proximity of one another, and were forced to besties. However, after they graduated, Kyuunolo announced to Bernard that he was going to be returning to Germany to become a detective. Their goodbye... makes me cry! Oh, and they cried too.

Years later, Bernard accepts a case from the 'next fashion sensation' Fuchsia Mizzta regarding her sister: Aubrey City, which happens to be a homicide case. Little did Bernard know that his journey would bring him to reunite with all whom he considered friend...

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Fun fact section (yyaaayaayyay)

Bernard doesn't swallow through his throat most of the time, he swallows through his tubes. He can swallow through his neck, but if the amount is too big for it, it... spurts out a little blood, and hurts like hell.

Bernard doesn't know how he feels with his parents. He says that he hates them for how 'cruel and country-bumpkin they are', but really is conflicted with himself.

Bernard severely misses hanging out with Gladwyn and Boyfriend like old times.

Says he hates Kyuunolo, but really does cherish and miss him sometimes.

Very self-concsious about his human parts when communicating with fellow robotizens. He worries that he cannot connect with them if he isn't as 'robot' as they are.

Vice versa with humans. ^ he really just wants to be accepted for who he is, okay?

He's really subconsciously protective of Boyfriend, due to them being childhood friends and having doubts about the girl he's dating.

His skin was influenced when Ritto tried to keep him alive, which is why it's mostly pitch-black with gray stripes and patterns.

His eyebrows are 3d, despite being shown on his monitored. However, your hand would phase through them.

If Bernard experiences too many emotions at once, or is overwhelmed by one or several, an 'Emotional Override' occurs, which causes his neck to explode with blood. It hurts terribly, but can regenerate after an hour or so.

His television-head has many compartments-- such as switching to certain TV stations/channels (i.e. news, cartoons, telenovelas), and most importantly, the Soul Soother. Look down here for more infoooo.

His Soul Soother is a feature that allows him to connect to one's 'soul' or more specifically their mind, and can broadcast their thought to the court or anyone in close proximity, along with materializing them into concrete images for Bernard to point out contradictions in. He can only connect to one person, or he will faint from exhaustion. His Soul Soother also enables him to be more sensitive to emotions around him, and is similar to a lie detector. However, his lie detecting compartment only works 88% percent of the time. (Inspo. Athena Cykes's Mood Matrix, Maya Fey/Pearl Fey's Magatama)

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... This is no longer a summary of Bernie. This is just a short biography.

Hope you like this socially inept robot though. I think he's kinda cute in a handsome way. (Kenshin has been renamed to Ritto in order to differentiate him from CORY)

6/19/22

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“what did you just call me?”❁

f1 grid x fem!reader

ft. lewis hamilton, max verstappen, lando norris, oscar piastri, charles leclerc, carlos sainz

authros note: thank you anon for the request!!! hope you like it🤍! just fluff and comedy ig!! any feedback is appreciated and please like, comment, and reblog!! hope you enjoy!! also sorry if your name is April!! 😭

f1 masterlist

Max

You are sitting in your apartment, the scent of Max's cologne lingering in the air. The two of you have just come back from dinner, and you're now nestled comfortably on the couch. Max is s through channels on the TV, looking relaxed in a simple T-shirt and jeans.

"Hey, Marcus, can you pass me the remote?" you say absentmindedly.

Max freezes, his hand hovering over the remote. He turns to you, his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. "What did you just call me?"

You look up at him with innocent eyes. "I called you Max."

He shakes his head slowly, his piercing blue eyes narrowing. "No, you didn't. You called me Marcus. Who the fuck is Marcus? That’s a ugly ass name."

You feign surprise. "No way, Max. Why would I call you Marcus? I don’t know anyone named Marcus."

Max leans forward, his expression a mix of amusement and irritation. "Are you fucking with me?"

You bite your lip to keep from laughing. "I'm not sure what you're talking about, Marcus."

Face turning red, he crosses his arms, his biceps bulging slightly. "You definitely called me Marcus. You got a boyfriend named Marcus I don’t know about?"

You laugh, unable to keep up the act any longer. "Alright, you got me. It was a prank. I would never call you by someone else’s name baby, you know that."

Max's stern expression softens into a grin. "You and your pranks," he says, shaking his head. "Don’t do it again, you had my heart racing."

You lean in and kiss him on the cheek. "Promise, Max. You're the only one on my mind."

Lewis

You're in the passenger seat of Lewis car, the city lights of Monaco illuminating the night. Lewis, ever the style icon, is dressed impeccably in a designer jacket and sunglasses, even though it's already dark.

"Lucas, can you turn up the music?" you ask casually.

Lewis takes his eyes off the road for a moment, a look of disbelief crossing his face. "What did you just call me?"

You glance at him with a confused expression. "I called you Lewis."

He shakes his head, a smirk playing on his lips. "No, you called me Lucas."

You maintain your innocent demeanor. "Lucas? Why would I call you Lucas? I think you're hearing things, Lewis."

He pulls over parking the car and turns to you, "I know what I heard. You said Lucas? Are you thinking about someone else while you're with me?"

You try to hold back your laughter. "Of course not, Lucas. Why would I think about anyone else when I'm with you?"

Lewis' jaw drops as he stares at you in shock. "Right there!?! Just now! You called me Lucas? Who the fuck is Lucas? And why is he on your mind?!"

You finally let out a laugh. "Alright, alright. I’m sorry baby! It was a prank."

Lewis shakes his head, sighing in relief, smiling. "You love messing with me, don't you? You almost made me shit my pants. I was getting ready to drive back home and say ‘fuck it’ to dinner."

You grin and laughing. "Not you getting ready to cancel dinner! You was gonna let me starve?!”

“Hell yeah! Coming in my car calling me another mans name!” he’s says exasperated.

“Baby, you know I would never call you by the wrong name." you say rubbing the back of his neck.

He reaches over and squeezes your thigh as he kisses you. "Just making sure. Because there's only room for one man in your heart and that’s me."

Lando

You're at the beach, lounging on a sunbed next to Lando. The sound of waves crashing against the shore is soothing, as the sounds of people laughing fill the air, the sun shining brightly making your skin glow.

"Levi, can you pass me the sunscreen?" you ask without thinking.

Lando sits up, his relaxed expression turning serious. "What did you just call me?"

You look at him with wide eyes. "I called you Lando."

He frowns. "No, you said Levi."

You tilt your head, pretending to be confused. "I’m pretty sure I know my boyfriend's name is Lando not Levi."

“Well I'm pretty sure you don’t since you called me Levi, I heard you, unless I’m turning deaf at 24.” he says with an annoyed tone.

He takes his sunglasses off, his boyish face looking a bit hurt. "Are you sure you're not mixing me up with your side piece named Levi?"

You stifle a giggle. "Side piece?!? I’m not cheating on you, Lando. Why would I do that?"

He narrows his eyes at you. "Because you just called me another man’s name."

“Okay, but what makes you think you're not the side piece?” you say with a straight face.

He freezes staring you at jaw dropped, in shock not knowing what to say, “Wha-“

You burst out laughing, unable to keep the charade going. "I’m joking baby. It was a prank!"

Lando still stares at you trying to comprehend what just happened. Frowning he says “Why would I be the side piece?”

You start to laugh uncontrollably, “That’s what you're focused on! Seriously! I told you I was just playing with you!”

Lando's frown turns into a slight smile. "Yea but, I’m not side piece material, I’m main piece material.” he says softly.

You smile, shaking your head. “Yes Lando, you are main piece material, that's why you're my boyfriend.”

You take his hands in yours, “You being more offended being called a side piece than another man’s name is concerning.” You say in humor and slight disbelief.

He leans over kissing you on the nose. "Because we all know I’m boyfriend material. Unlike whoever this “Levi” is."

“You’re something else.” you say laughing at his antics.

Charles

You're in the kitchen, helping him cook dinner. The aroma of fresh basil and tomatoes fills the air, making your mouth water. You take the freshly chopped onions and throw it in the pan.

"Chris, can you pass me the olive oil?" you ask casually.

Charles stops chopping vegetables and looks at you, bewildered. "What did you just call me?"

You give him an innocent look. "I called you Charles."

He shakes his head slowly, a puzzled expression on his face. "No, you said Chris."

You blink at him. "Did I? I don't think so, Chris."

He narrows his eyes, a hint of frustration in his voice. "You just called me Chris again.”

“No I didn’t, I just called you Charles.” you say seriously.

“Nope, you didn’t.” Putting down the knife, walking towards you. He says, “Who’s Chris?"

"I don’t know. I don’t know anyone named Chris.” You say trying to keep a straight face.

Charles steps closer, a small smile tugging at the corners of his mouth. "Well clearly you do because you just called me his name."

“I’m telling you I didn’t call you that. You’re just hearing things.” you say starting to get nervous.

“Am I?” he says, staring at you.

You can't help but laugh nervously. "Alright, holy fuck! It was a prank! Stop being all scary!"

Charles shakes his head, chuckling. "You're lucky I knew you were just joking. Just don't let it happen again." He says as he moves closer to your wrapping his hand around your neck squeezing it softly as he says “Your mine and mine only. Yes?”

“Yes.” you say breathlessly as he kisses you briefly before pulling away, smirking as he says “You burned the onions.”

“Oh shit!” you say turning around to turn off the stove as Charles laughs.

Oscar

You're sitting in the living room, watching a movie together. The lights are dimmed, and the atmosphere is cozy and intimate.

"Oliver, can you pass me the ice cream?" you ask, your eyes glued to the screen.

Oscar pauses the movie and looks at you, confused. "What did you just say?”

“I asked if you could pass me the ice cream? you say confused.

”No. What did you just call me?" He says turning his body towards you.

You glance at him, playing innocent. "I called you Oscar."

He shakes his head, a slight frown forming. "No, you said Oliver."

You feign surprise. "Who the fuck is Oliver?"

He leans back, crossing his arms. "That’s what the fuck I’m trying to figure April, sorry I mean Y/N?

You gasp saying “Who the fuck is April?”

“I don’t know, who the fuck is Oliver?” he says as he shrugs his shoulders.

“Babe I called you Oscar so why the fuck are you calling me April?” you say trying not to laugh.

“Why the fuck did you call me Oliver, April? Why are you thinking about this man instead of paying attention to the movie?" he says.

You struggle to keep a straight face. "Stop calling me April!! And I’m not, Oscar. Why would I think about anyone else? Why are you thinking about some girl named April?"

He narrows his eyes, his face holding a scowl he says, "Because you just called me another man’s name, April."

“My names not April, Oliver.” You shaking your head while rolling your eyes. "I was just trying to annoy you, it was a prank."

Oscar's frown turns into a smile. "I know April. You really like messing with me, don't you?"

You grin and nod. "Yes Oliver, I can't help it!”

“But you know I would never actually call you by the wrong name baby." you say as you crawl into his lap straddling him.

He wraps his arms around your waist bringing you closer, kissing you. "I know baby, just making sure."

Carlos

You're outside in your backyard, relaxing by the pool with Carlos. The sun is shining, and the sound of water gently splashing adds to the tranquil atmosphere. You lean back in your chair, enjoying the warmth, and then decide to add a bit of fun to the moment.

"Babe, could you get me a drink, please?" you ask sweetly.

Carlos gets up with a smile. "Sure thing baby!"

As he heads to the kitchen, you call out, "Thanks, Marcus!"

Carlos stops in his tracks and turns around, raising an eyebrow. "Marcus?"

You feign innocence. "What? I said Carlos."

He chuckles, shaking his head. "No, you definitely said Marcus. Who's this Marcus guy?"

You giggle. "What are you talking about? I said Carlos."

Carlos narrows his eyes playfully. "Alright, if that's how you want to play it."

A few moments later, he returns with your drink and hands it to you. "Here you go, my love."

"Thanks, Marcus," you say with a grin.

Carlos doesn't miss a beat. "Oh, okay." Without warning, he scoops you up in his arms.

You scream, "Carlos, put me down!"

He grins devilishly. "You said Marcus, remember?" And with that, he jumps into the pool, taking you with him. You both splash into the water, and when you come up for air, you sputter, "Carlos, what the hell?"

He laughs, brushing the wet hair from his face. "Oh, looks like you do know my name."

You roll your eyes but can't help but laugh along with him. " Of course I know your name baby."

He pulls you close, still smiling. "I know you do. I can play games too, cariño, if you want me to."

You both laugh, “No, no. You win.” you say pulling away from him. “For now." Then, with a quick motion, you splash water into his face and make a dash for the edge of the pool.

Carlos wipes his face, laughing. "Oh, that’s how you want to play cariño, you're so going to get it now!" He starts to chase you as you scramble out of the pool, both of you laughing.

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