Want more Kobylu W.I.Ps No? Too bad UWU
(I spent like five minutes on this intro to this fic lol)
Koby’s wild wonder filled guide to getting laid
“I-um th-this isn’t what it looks like?” Coby says desperately trying to hide his face in between the legs of the naked rubber man. To Hellmeppo, it looks like koby’s head is in between the legs of the pirate king, Monkey D. Luffy, whilst the king is shooing him away with hands.
“God damn it Koby, this is the third time this month that someone has seen him in the headquarters! Do you know how much fucking paperwork this is!?” He yells at the pink haired man, rubbing his eyes with his fingers. “I-“ but he was cut off by Hellmeppo again.
“I don’t care enough to hear…just please get better with these little rendezvous of yours or I’m not covering for you anymore.” He left in a huffing and raving under his breath. Koby was so screwed but for now there’s a pretty big problem in his pants.
But he knows they only a few minutes to both get presentable and for Luffy to bail before Garp comes to punish him. So reluctantly he starts gathering the king’s clothes and speaks bluntly.
“Luffy, Garp is gonna come any second you need to get out of here!”
“Oh shit, grandpa? But blonde guy said he’d cover for us!”
“Yes, but someone had to see us for him to barge in on us like that”
“OH MY GOD!-“
“Shhh! Here get dressed and bail!”
And in just two minutes the king of the pirates is gone from his windowsill and disappeared into the wind. And just like he suspected Garp barges with a punch to the head. Raving about how some new rookies had a full on panic attack because he sighted THE king of the pirates on the grounds. After a somewhat deserved beating all Coby wondered is how did this all happen to him?
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Koby, 13? ❤️
I KNOW THIS EVENT IS TAKING ME FOREVER TO FINISH GUYS i swear by the end of this month I will finish it <3
"Hold my hand."
Character(s): Koby
WC: 524
"Everyone get to your stations!"
Your fellow marines rushed to their places on the ship. Some ran to the canons while others jumped off the deck ready to engage in battle. Your fleet was preparing for one of the biggest battles you've ever been apart of and you weren't scared.....totally.
Now you were seen as a pretty tough marine in your comrades' eyes. You were never scared in battle and always knew the perfect strategy to succeed. Some could honestly mistake you for captain, but that role belonged to no other than Captain Koby.
Koby was calculated and kind, always coming up with a plan before charging into action. You knew that under his command you and your fleet couldn’t loose….but you were still terrified. These pirates were like nothing you’ve seen before and you had no clue about how you could even face them. You watched in horror as the marines around you were struck down.
Just then one of the pirates jumped on deck and charged after you. You were frozen, too scared to move. You closed your eyes, hoping the pain wouldn’t be too much, but that pain never came.
When you opened your eyes, you saw Koby guarding you from the pirates attack. He kicked the pirate back and grabbed your wrist. You both ran until you were at a part of the ship where no pirates were.
“Are you okay?” Koby questioned as he searched your body for injury, “It’s not like you to freeze up like that during a battle.”
“It’s just,” you didn’t even realize tears began to form, “These pirates…they’re nothing like we’ve seen before…wh-what if..”
Koby grabbed your shoulders, “So what if these pirates are stronger, that doesn’t mean we can’t fight back!”
As inspiring as his words were they barely helped you as you continued to shake and cry. Then you felt a strange feeling on your hand. You looked down to see Koby’s hand holding yours.”
“Hold my hand,” Koby said, a sweet smile on his face, “That way I can protect you.”
You looked down at your hands intwined and nodded at him. He lead you back into the deck where the battle raged on.
“Turn the ship and fire east..” Koby began to bark out orders and relay his plan to the rest of the fleet, all while holding your hand. You watched as your fleet slowly started to get back on their feet, and soon overtook the pirates. Everyone cheered as the pirates were put into the cells at the bottom of your ship. A big celebration was in order, but you noticed through all the commotion Koby didn’t let you once.
“Um..captain..”
Koby turned to you, “Yes? What’s wrong?”
“You don’t have to hold my hand anymore..we won..”
Koby looked down at your intertwined hands, his face turning red and backing away.
“I’M SO SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE I..”
You cut him off by wrapping your hand back around his.
“Let’s go celebrate now!” You said while giving his hand a light squeeze.
“Yeah..let’s go,” he said squeezing back as you walked to the celebration.
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