05 / 395 words / based on a reply from the wrinkly-brained @thychuvaluswife <3
"Hey, Soap. You know the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?"
He gives you a look that says he knows this game already. "Alright, then. Hit me."
You grin. "You can't hear an enzyme."
"Bleedin' hilarious."
"I know I am."
"As a head wound."
"C'mon, you like it."
He heaves a theatrically large sigh, but you see the smirk curling the edge of his lip all the same.
You lean closer, arm to arm, and rest your cheek on his muscled shoulder. "Howsabout we go back to your bunk and study some more biology, huh?"
"Now tha' would be a temptin' offer." He glances down at you, his bicep flexing against you. "But I'm afraid I'd have to decline. Smug wee hen like you couldnae handle my large and intimidatin' vocabulary."
You snort. "Oh, my bad. I didn't think you could read."
He arches a brow. "Oh, I can read. And write. And compose fine poetry the likes of which could make any hor mone. To say nothin' of how I can read you like a textbook."
"Yeah, right."
"Care to test that hypothesis, then?" He looks you up and down, his smirk widening. He leans in close and lowers his voice until it's husky and mischevious. "You're cocky. Shame, seein' as that confidence'd be well-earned if you were half as funny as you thought you were."
"Oh, yeah? Well" --you rack your brain for a comeback and smell toast-- "that makes two of us."
"You think I'm funny enough to laugh at my jokes."
Damn, he's got you there. "Those are pity laughs."
"You want in my bunk so bad you'll laugh at a shite joke, then?" He leans in closer. "Or was your shite joke a come-on?"
"Pff." You ignore the flush creeping up your neck. "Didn't say I'd be the one moaning."
"Care to prove that?"
"Nah."
"Coward."
"You're the one who turned me down first, talking about your 'massive vocabulary,'" you say, making finger quotes.
"Aye, and you were pure lustin' after me for my mind then. Now that I know you want my body..."
You scoff and he grins.
"Now, now. It's the truth. I said you couldnae handle my loquatious vocabulary. Never said a thing about me handlin' you."
"Oh, fuck all the way off with that, Soap."
He grins. "I'll have you know I plan on it."
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Hello darlings!!💋 This is my first ever PAC reading, hope you like it! If traditional gender roles aren’t applicable to you convert to feminine/masculine energy.
{18+} Your person’s hidden $€xual fantasies about you and will they reveal them to you.
—>Pile 1
9 pentacles; 8pentacles; 6cups; high priestess; the empress; 9 of swords reversed; and more from other decks.
First of all let me just mention: do not shoot the messenger if you do not like what is being said.I am getting kinda weird vibes from your person pile 1! ( i don’t judge tho lololol)
Briefly, the whole vibe I’m getting can be described with this Weeknd song “Professional” or “Six feet under”, again by The Weeknd, where he sings about a girl who does SW professionally if I can say it like that. The image I’m getting is red lights district if u know what I meannn..
«…You're professional, won’t treat it like it's personal
No, 'cause this is just love, it always makes its way back around…
'Cause everything you've been through made you stronger and every day you learn about yourself..
Depending on somebody else's wealth
But now you know the value of a dollar
And girl I make enough of it to spend
I love the way you've put yourself together.. »
Nowww, I am not saying this man’s fantasies are to cheat with a S*x worker if y’all are in a committed relationship *you can switch the word to masculine energy if it is not applicable to your situation*, I think he will be onto some role-playing sh*t where the feminine is the dominant one and he is PAYING to be dominated, take this how u want. I do not see anything aggressive tho, more like a soft fem-dom, although he may like being restricted in a way as I’m getting Saturn energy. Blindfolding, spending money..
His fantasy is an independent, detached woman who is ALL about her money, an Empress with a man-eater typa energy. The masculine energy from this pile may be dominant in his job/life as a whole, and that is why he would like the exact opposite in bed. He may be very busy and tired as well from his work and this would be another reason for him to like the woman to take the lead. I am also getting cowgirl, riding and some form of exhibitionism (or even str**pers, lap dancing etc.) as additional details. He may like this role playing thing because he sees it as a game which helps him escape some sort of melancholy. Mutual pleasure is a thing for him as well, he likes to work for the feminine’s approval, serving her in a way. Some may not like this as well but I’ll say it anyway- physical beauty and foreign women *fem energy* may be a turn on for this person. He has wounds from his past he should face is sth else I am getting. He may also like to appear as a savior to this fantasy woman I described, a knight on a white horse if u will..
« She don't depend on anybody, know just what to do with her own body..Countin' all that money like a hobby..she don’t give a f**ck about nobody..
She don't need nobody waitin' back home, she got it..
She lick it up just like a candy, She wanna make 'em leave they family
She tryna live a life so fancy, she wanna pull up in a Bentley..
She ain't got time for lovin' , Louis Vuitton her husband, she’d rather die in lustin' ..»
However, I do not think he would openly admit his fantasies, he would like them to stay a secret.
Placements: aquarius venus; Capricorn; scorpio sun; fire placements, possibly leo; mars in gemini. – aqua venus/leo may be for the femme, while Capricorn and scorpio for the masc. or vice versa.
—>Pile 2
This pile will probably be the most romantic one out of the three. I am not getting much s**ual details, besides some sort of very light bondage, more likely handcuffs.
This person’s fantasy is to build a life with you basically, they want to share both the good and the bad moments in life with you, focusing on the good, as a lot of cups fell which gives me party vibes. The masculine energy would like things to start veeeery slow, he is a person who pays a lot of attention to detail, even too much. This person would like to know everything about you, your interests, hardships and opinions. He would be the type to actually listen to what you say and remember little details about you and what you like. I think the connection y’all (people who choose pile2) have is pretty new.
You and your person might still be in the “courtship” stages even. This person is the type to write love letters, send flowers, presents, wine&dine typa man - everything romantic and sweet overall. I am getting lots of cuddles, hugs etc. -I must say I am very jealous of you pile 2 ahahahh🧿🧿🧿
His hidden fantasy is to be romantic, give all the love he has to you, and get the same energy back. The reason why is ‘hidden’ I think lies in the fact that he may have been betrayed by past partners, not having got the same amount of energy/love he was giving OR he may have been raised in a family in which emotional people were looked upon as weak ORRR both. I think currently this person has an open heart or is on a mission to become more vulnerable and openly emotional with those he loves, which I think is a very sweet thing.
This person would def share his fantasies about you with you. He would want you to remember the intercourses y’all are having, maybe even be “the best u ever had”, this person also loves and worships your body and is the type to praise/compliment you in bed. Would also love to see you dressing up for him in lingerie, nice dress, full glam and all. This person loves just seeing you shining and happy, would want to make you come every time.
I am also getting they have been waiting looong time for a person like you to come into his life, even if he was in another relationship prior to getting with you. He was probably feeling his soul was “sick” or like something was missing in previous connections. And there was sth missing – the chemistry, conversations and intimacy you two currently have. Some people are meant to be, some not, and that’s just life.- Astrological placements: Sagittarius, scorpio, venus in pisces, mercury in pisces, embodiment of leo energy for the feminine, I am not getting leo placements tho. The attention to detail is giving virgo moon for some reason to me, although it did not appear in the cards.
—>Pile 3
This may definitely be the k*inky pile. First thing I get is that this person likes taking risks, adventures and is very spontaneous in nature. This person needs constant changes in their s*x life. I feel like they’d try everything taboo you can think of, at least once, and would be open to anything.
!!!!TW!!!!!
The only particular theme I get would be a “fantasy” for this person is power dynamics in which the masculine is the dominant one, while the feminine is very submi$$ive. Also ro**ugh/aggre$$ive s*x. This of course would be consensual and I also get they’d get pleasure from pleasing their partner as well, getting them to experience “a little d€ath”.
Ch*king and heavy BD$M theme, the whole act is a game for them. Their main fantasy would be to tame *metaphorical* in bed an independent woman who would be submissive only for him.
It’s giving you can be the boss by lana del rey
This person may be jealous and possessive tho. (if you are not okay with any of this and feel like they cross a line – LEAVE them).
I also get they maybe have some insecurities in themselves. This may not be applicable for all, but this is a collective reading after all.
They like having a trophy wife typa woman?? /fem.
I think this person would be open with you about their fantasies.
Astrological placements: aquarius, gemini sun, libra moon, aries, aries mars.
I hope you liked it!! I also added songs which remind me of the vibes I got while reading the cards. Please give me feedback and follow me, and just know that more is coming 🔜🔜
- La Sirena🥀🥀🥀
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