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[markscherz]

do you like becoming tumblr famous or is it scary

So far, it's pretty good. I get an astonishing number of asks, and I feel bad that I cannot answer or address them all, but other than that, practically everyone has been lovely so far.

I have a bit of an odd relationship with fame. For much of my childhood, I idolised people who were famous, and dreamt of one day being famous, too. As I grew up, I met or interacted with more and more famous people, and later even got to know some very well. When you see it up close, it is often not desirable at all. It is in fact a huge strain on these people. And that's something I think we often forget; these are just people. Just apes wearing silly scraps of fabric and worrying about their families and their health, just like everyone else.

And so, I have no real interest in being famous, tumblr or otherwise. But I do enjoy having a wonderful, large, and continuously growing audience who revel in and enjoy the weird and wonderful creatures that I spend so much of my time thinking about, working on, and pursuing. I hope that it continues to grow! As I say, you have all been really lovely so far, and I could not find a better community on any other platform—of that I am sure! 🐸

[volumniafox]

Since the only way our fresh government managed to get rid of a literal nazi as a minister was when foreign press started taking notice... It would be a shame if some recent developments gained international attention :-)

[wisteriagoesvroom]

KINGSMAN SPIES LANDOSCAR!! honestly could put oscar in as harry (looks conservative and staid upon first impression but actually has an edge) & lando as the upstart newcomer who solves problems unconventionally but effectively nonetheless.

i passed a specialist shoe shop earlier today that specialises in leathers and i think there'd be something cool about cobbler oscar who keeps a very quiet shop. he's very reserved. has mainly old clients who he keeps in a handwritten notebook. he's carrying on a cobbler tradition of like 90 years and has trained with some impressive brits and everything. and at night he's the kingsman's service artillery specialist. he just pulls out rows and rows of stuff like Q and is like. "i'd suggest that one. you need a muffler in a place like king's cross station. easy cleanup."

and lando's some rich kid from millfield who has been thrust into the service because his dad sent him as a joke 'cus he's like, you're too coddled. you need to do it before you get your trust fund.

but it turns out that with the right focus and intention lando is actually a brilliant kingsman in the making. he definitely has an eggsy moment at training academy where he has to take out a bunch of trainers using only a ballpoint pen and a textbook or something. he's the only one who figures out that the ballpoint pen has different functions upon specific clicks. one of them is a nanorazor, and another is an incapacitating poison.

and lando, a little bruised, very tired, is about to go on his first mission. he's at oscar's shop, choosing shoes and trying not to glance at oscar and his still hands and his cool demeanour.

then lando is like, "wait. you designed the pen thing earlier didn't you? that was you." and oscar gets this glimmer of a smile and a single arched eyebrow that he presses back down, and is like: "yeah. did you like it?"

[houseofevanbuckley]

hc that Buck will keep Tommy company while he works on his machinery and Tommy watches documentaries with Buck 💕

Buck visiting Tommy and complaining about his car making a weird noise and having to bring it to the mechanic for the 3rd time in as many months.

His jeep is getting a bit old now but it’s filled with memories and he refuses to change it.

Tommy who go trained on various vehicles throughout his life. A neighbor teaching him when he was a teenager. Training at the army. Training at the fire academy and then flying academy.

He’s been tinkering in various machineries for years and he’s not going to let a simple jeep best him. Buck is happy to let Tommy look at it, it will save him some money he could use otherwise. Like for a date maybe.

The issue tho? It’s that Tommy has working clothes, and by working clothes I mean an old pair of jeans, covered in old oil stains, a white tank top which is clean but has old stains that dried, but still quite white, and some heavy boots in case something fall on his feet. It happened before and Tommy learned from it.

Buck never thought jeans would drive him insane, but the way it curves around Tommy’s thighs? The way a black stains is just under his left cheek like he rubbed himself there to clean his hand, actually Buck can even divine the form of fingers on that stains and it’s calling to him.

To forget about the heat pooling inside him he gets close to the car and Tommy who just opened it and moving things around and just watch, until he says “you know, my dad never taught me anything about cars. Is it weird?”

And Tommy just goes “you wanna learn?” With a soft smile, just offering, no judgement whatever Buck decides

And so Tommy work and talk during the whole process, he knows Buck loves knowledge, trivia, information and Tommy is more than happy to info dump his boyfriend for once.

Once Tommy fix what the issue was, it was just regular stuff but a mechanic would have either ignore it so Buck would come back and spend more or spend only like 30 minutes on it to fix it since it was quite simple.

They get clean together, Tommy getting his regulars clothes back on him while Buck has to change bc he got some stains on him even just while looking but it doesn’t care about it. The price was more than worth paying.

And then they go on Tommy’s couch, Buck still doesn’t have one but he doesn’t need one anymore, not when Tommy’s so comfy. Tommy who pick up the remote while Buck get some snack ready for them and he goes through the channels until he reaches National Geographic and it’s the opening for a new documentary about volcanoes and he gets distracted from the tv when Buck comes back with their drink so he doesn’t change the channel and then see how Buck is already entranced by it even 3 minutes after the opening, and he’s gonna ask if Buck want to watch it when Buck goes “did you know that the biggest volcano in on mars?”

And Tommy knows he doesn’t have to ask anymore, he just hums while picking some food off the coffee table and listen to every facts from Buck and watches him get so animated as they watch it

Buck even going against what the narrator is saying and being right about it when the narrator a few minutes later elaborate more which goes toward what Buck was saying and Tommy is just so smitten by his clever boy. Kissing him on his temple and pulling him against his side while Buck keep randomly shoutings facts and going on his phone to assess the veracity of what the narrator is talking about.

They spend their evening like that, documentaries replacing one an other, Buck leaning against him and talking freely for hours, showing Tommy how interesting the world can be.

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

do you have any webkinz graphics?

dividers, blinkies, glitter gifs, anything is fine!

here are a few things, and i also found this old website that has a lot of free stuff that you should check out 😊

[fashionlandscapeblog]

Wera photographed by Lu Peng for Anon Magazine

[dreamings-free]

Deba wears: Top by 28, Skirt by Caspar the label, Shoes by Tods, Socks by Falke

Photographer: Elliott Wilcox | Stylist: Annabel Lucey | MUA: Mari Kuno

CAKE Magazine Dec 2023

[stormyoceans]

i just woke up and i already feel clinically insane. i don't think my grasp on the english language is enough to properly explain the increased feelings of clinical insanity im currently experiencing. i feel insane. in the clinical sense.

[dailytomlinson]

We’re going to Australia and part of Asia early next year. We then go into Latin America in May and June. And then we’ll handpick a selection of festivals next summer, before we draw the line on the campaign at the end of the summer.

Matt Vines talking about Louis’ tour schedule for 2024 on IQ Magazine

[misc-obeyme]

There is a magazine that says Diavolo is 6"9 I don't know if you saw

What! No, I haven't seen it!

Huh well, I mean we all knew that Dia was tall! He's always been giving off giant vibes, so really I'm surprised he's not an even 7'0" lol.

What does this mean for the rest of the characters, though?? Didn't they have an official height comparison chart and like Diavolo was definitely the tallest, but the rest weren't like way shorter? So that means they're all stupidly tall.

I always headcanoned that demons and angels all have very specific body types that match the current "human ideal" because they want to be appealing to humans specifically. It's my explanation for why all the characters are hot as fuck and tend to have muscles and now I can add insanely tall to that list.

Of course, I also have headcanons of what they'd look like if that wasn't the case and they had more varied and normal body types.

But I think Diavolo is just... tall 'cause he's the next Demon King, you know? He's supposed to be tall and intimidating he's gonna rule the whole Devildom! 6'9" is HUGE but it also feels right for him?

I'm an average 5'7" - people who are shorter than me tell me I'm tall and people who are taller than me tell me I'm short. But I don't think I've met anyone taller than like 6'4" or so? Oh no I'm starting to have nsfw thoughts about it.

Thanks for letting me know, anon! I hadn't heard about it and now I'm all flustered lol.

[tawneybel]

The killer John Carver aka Eric Newlon from thanksgiving movie 2023 is a DILF. Do some x readers of him whenever you get the time to see the movie.

Fun fact, I got Patrick Dempsey mixed up with Patrick Swayze so when the Sexiest Man Alive 2023 was announced I was really confused.  

When I found out they were making the Thanksgiving trailer into a movie I was so excited, even though Jay Hernandez isn’t in it.

Anyway, holiday slashers are my weakness. Celebrate by getting chased around by a masked man, *something something* “stuffing,” etc.

[bodycountgame]

so we can have chubby women like florrie and yet all the male ros have magazine, model-like bodies?

nope! you can read more about all the different body types here xoxo

[katabay]

Hopefully this doesn't sound so weird but every time you ve drawn Lucky I really like his smile !!! Absolutely 100% innocent!!!

100% innocent! his alibi says so and everything! he was absolutely never at the scene of any crime

[randomluck-ofthe-universe]

Do you think Josh was refering to shippers?

I think he was referring to all those, shippers or not, who made idiotic and disrespectful comments about him and his beautiful words about Timothée.

there are people who have really neither the sensitivity nor the intelligence to recognize the difference between a good friendship or anyway a relationship made of respect, esteem and deep admiration from a feeling of love or physical attraction.

and their embarrassing comments say it all about them. 🤦

[nansheonearth]

I would love to do a WorkAway style thing were you are helping work the land of people but also stay there and it works like an exchange. Do you know of any women's programs that would offer this?

Many women's lands do have a work exchange when there's space available. Contact them to find out if and when that's an option. Maize and lesbian connection are good sources along with women's festivals.