#magical therapy bunnies

[neoninky]

The TWST Therapy Rabbit AU continues!

Part 1 see here

Introducing two new buns: Toffee and Snowball

Toffee is a sweet, sweet baby sunshine boy who makes sure all the students of Royal Sword Academy stay nice and mentally healthy, never hesitating to lift their spirits if they ever feel weary or have an off day (this includes all y'all's RSA OCs, he welcomes you all - looking at you @nuitthegoddess). He is often gifted little hats and outfits from Neige and other crafty boys from RSA. The boys of NRC find him terrifyingly cute as if imbued with some unholy power they probably aren't wrong. Snowball is a very well-to-do lil' man who makes sure the boys of Noble Bell College stay on the straight and narrow, awarding good students the opportunity to feed him treats and give him pats and cuddles (depending on his mood). He is found cleaning his face often as he likes to stay very tidy. Fun fact: he is named after Claude Frollo's terrifying black horse from the original Hunchback of Notre Dame film I shit u not that is the horse's name look it up lol Also due to recent events cough cough, Rollo has been spending more therapy sessions with Snowball to avoid any other...outbursts cough. Snowball appreciates Rollo's overall disciplined nature but finds his ability to cover himself in flames very unnerving. He too is not sure about that Malleus Draconia fellow. In regards to Inky of NRC, Toffee adores her and always aims to treat her as his BFF any time their paths cross. Snowball is a bit stand-offish but that is not unusual for him. The two rabbits, at the very least, have an understanding of what the other has to deal with frequently. Inky is cool with both of these bucks and doesn't favor one over the other. If nothing else, it's refreshing to be among those who can understand the stress of trying to comfort magical teenage boys who occasionally try to blow up the planet and or murder someone. Toffee has yet to experience this but is always there to support poor Inky and Snowball to the best of his ability lol. I honestly got the idea and just wanted to make a silly lil' sketch of these boys. I hope y'all enjoy them lol.

[unreliablesnake]

A special kind of therapy (Alex Keller x reader x 141)

Summary: Alex is stressed and frustrated, but you're more than happy to help him with that.

Warning: SMUT, MINORS DNI. Blowjob, unprotected p in v.

Note: I love Alex, my boy deserves the world. / Check the barracks bunny fics tag for more. / Follow @unreliablesnakefics if you wanna know when I post new stuff, and hit that get notifications button.

Alex knew Price would take the rest of the team away from the base, and so it would be the two of you working on the pile of documents and maps he brought with him. What he didn't expect was you having no idea what personal space was.

You were always there next to him, little finger not-so-accidentally brushing against his every now and then as you leaned above the table to take a better look at a piece of paper. It was clear you were flirting with him, but he tried to ignore it as long as he could.

"We should keep a break, I can't focus anymore. Maybe some coffee could help. What do you say?" you asked as you rested your hip against the table and turned to look at him through your lashes.

It became difficult to resist because his body automatically reacted to your advances, mirroring your flirting moves, then soon his brain began to make him wonder what it would be like to kiss you. Should he say something to prepare you? Or should he just kiss you without a warning?

He looked down at the map in front of him and gently knocked his fist against the table as he thought. You and Price were close, he had seen that the first time you met all those months ago. It wasn't clear how close, though. He didn't want to cross a line by making a move on you, but something the captain said made him think.

"I'm sure she will be eager to help you with everything," he had said, and there was a smile he didn't understand until now.

Maybe he knew you would do this, maybe you were attracted to him since that time you worked together on a mission, but in all honesty, he had never thought about you this way. Well, until now. Until you made a move on him and made him feel all sorts of things he had been pushing to the back of his mind in the past year or so.

He was alone in this office with you, having more than enough time before the others came back, so why not? Why shouldn't he take the opportunity you were offering? So he finally made up his mind and pulled you closer, his lips crushing into yours in a passionate kiss.

You didn't hesitate to sneak your arms around his neck, pushing your body against his in an attempt to make sure he didn't change his mind. But Alex wasn't about to push you away, after all this one kiss was enough to make him feel like a man again, awakening a primal side that couldn't wait to have you at his mercy.

He felt you unzip his pants, your hands beginning to push it down as you sank to your knees. You gently ran a finger along his cock, causing him to grab a fistful of your hair and pull you a little closer to it, ready to force you to take his aching member between your lips.

"That's how badly you want me?" you asked with a quiet chuckle as you wrapped your fingers around him. "Tell me what you want."

"Open your mouth, baby," he ordered you, barely able to wait any longer. You did as you were told, gently taking him between your lips before he eagerly pushed your head closer to his body, making you gag as the tip hit the back of your throat. "You're such a good little girl for me," Alex praised you, easing his grip to let you do your magic.

After all the time he had spent alone, most of it passing with him dreaming about a woman he couldn't get, it was nice to have you like this. You were clearly happy to please him, letting him fuck your mouth relentlessly, and your eyes were locked with his the whole time that made the whole experience even better.

By the time he had you bent over the table, buried deep inside you, he could barely think straight. He was pussy drunk, there was no other way to describe it, but he didn't mind the way your tight cunt could take his mind off his problems. Your satisfied moans were like music to his ears, encouraging him to keep going, to keep fucking you through your orgasm.

Alex wrapped his arm around your waist and pulled you up against his chest. "You okay?" he asked you, whispering into your ear before playfully biting on your earlobe.

You were a slurring mess by then, but you still managed to say yes, sweetly begging him to keep going and fuck you harder. Who was he to say no to that? So he went on a quest to make you reach another high, all while going after his own climax this time.

He wanted to pull out. He fucking swore himself to pull out in time because he didn't want to take any risks, but he couldn't stop himself. Feeling you come again, your body shaking in his arms made it hard to stay focused.

"Fuck," he cursed under his breath.

As if you knew what his problem was, you reached for his hand and threw your head back against his shoulder. "It's okay, don't worry."

"You sure?"

With a short laugh you turned your head to kiss him softly, silently telling him everything was fine. "Don't stress too much about it, Alex. Did you have fun?" He hummed in agreement before placing a soft kiss on your temple. "Good. That was the plan."

[tojisdolliee]

Hiii can i please request for satoru!! With a fem s/o who is on her periods! She doesn't get carvings much or mood swings either but her cramps are awful- she would be on verge of fainting yet she would absolutely refuse any painkillers. just some fluff please if possible ofc!!

This is so cute 😭 I decided to do headcanons for all of the fav JJK boys 💖 Im gonna mix some of my own period feels in here too if thats alright 💞

Satoru Gojo

💗 Gojo is very loving, despite his playful demeanor

💗 Will lay out heating pads and blankets for your cramps because he knows you don't like taking medicine

💗 Hes always very attentive to the things you seem to need/want during this time, usually resulting in an insane amount of cuddles

💗 "Im so sorry angel, cmere and let me cuddle the pain away"

💗 Because of his attentiveness, he knows that you get majorly overstimulated due to all of the feelings youre enduring, so he takes away anything that could bring you more trouble like unwanted social events.

💗 Dont worry about it, forcing yourself to do things you can't do wont help you feel better love. Just relax for me, okay?"

Toji Fushiguro

💗 Usually Toji doesnt like to delve into the world of periods, but meeting you has changed him a lot.

💗 Not afraid to go buy you tampons/pads, he loves getting to feel like hes taking care of you.

💗 Cooks you lots of yummy meals and brings them to you on your favorite dishware, always remembering to avoid big spoons and forks.

💗 Is a huge believer in intimacy therapy, he will literally take his shirt off and take yours off so you two can lay together, skin to skin, while he rubs your belly and sings you to sleep

💗 "Its okay bunny, Ive gotcha."

Nanamin Kento

💗 Gentleman TM

💗 Loves to spoil you with expensive facials and stuffed animals, making sure youre always properly pampered and comfortable

💗 "Is there anything I can do to help you feel better, Dove?"

💗 Always keeps track of your cycle, so he can know to send you a basket with your favorite things in it when hes away

💗 New Message from: Nanamin 💙

Hello Dove, theres a basket sitting on your front porch, its full of essentials and some things to help comfort you. Im so sorry I cant be there with you right now, I love you.

Sukuna

💗 Hes never been one to care about the natural processes of human bodies, but his harsh kingly demeanor slips away when he sees you crying in pain

💗 Does his best to comfort you, learning how to be more affectionate and using soft and kind touches when interacting with you

💗 "Would you like me to give you a massage darling? Ive got 4 hands that can work some magic"

💗 Sometimes he gets effected by the pheremones youre releasing but does his best to hide his arousal, knowing you just need tender love right now

💗 Will trace every curve on your body and praise you, wanting to build your confidence during this harsh time

💗 "Let me start with youre cute littke button nose, then your soft chubby cheeks and these kissable lips" then he places multiple little pecks on every single area he names

[lansplaining]

You know, in modern aus I feel like JGY gets done dirty a lot.

Like, this man is hardworking. Say whatever you’d like about anything else; not even the worst of takes try to claim that he’s anything less than dedicated and talented. In canon, this comes to nothing because the system is. The system is VERY not good, like, even more not good than usual.

But JGY is hard-working and very good at PR (look at those children! playing as the Noble War Hero Lianfang-zun! everyone saying ‘god i hope we don’t lose this guy for that brat teenager’ which is not the highest bar I admit but still works for my point!) it’s just that no matter how good he is at PR, his image is stained and destroyed by the default. He has to work against that shit.

He’d probably still have to work against it in a modern AU but also, like, his father isn’t the only possible source of an actual powerbase. His father isn’t his only way to power (and more importantly: safety), here! That alone does a fuck-ton, even if I’m halfway sure he would still end up trying for fatherly approval. But even just that lack of being permanently and irrevocably stuck on a ride that fucking hates you would do wonders for him.

He’d probably still end up as a scandal but there’s a difference between Modern AU magazines constantly airing out your personal life and people refusing to touch you because they believe you’re inherently tainted. Like, people will be assholes, but there is a real possibility of power all on his own merits, and I don’t think I can buy any version of Jiggy who would not desperately wish to have that. He wants to be RESPECTED! He wants to be SAFE! He wants to RUN A BUSINESS and by god, he is good at doing it.

Just. If NMJ can be less rage-poisoned, can JGY not get to be…you know. Valued a little more. You could scrap up replacement for magic murder via the switching of meds for a chronically ill man, after having erased all the original reasons why Jiggy did that murder in the first place, but you could also just simply NOT do that. If NMJ is not actively deteriorating due to rage disease then why is JGY the exact same way or pure cackling evil??? You do not think (comparatively) more equitable set-ups would…have an effect on him as a human being. You do not think that a society in which bureaucracy is a more valued skill than the ability to swing a sword around would have an effect on him?? YOU THINK A WORLD WHERE STARTING A BUSINESS IS A THING PEOPLE FREQUENTLY AND SUCCESSFULLY DO, WOULD HAVE ZERO EFFECT????

TL;DR — JGY should not be JGS’s cronie in Modern AUs, not if NMJ is out here with no degenerative evil disease, personally cuddling the souls of sick baby bunny rabbits back to life. He should be a middle manager struggling his way up at worst. Ideally, he should be a rival business to his father’s, about to crush him beneath his heel, and carry LXC off into the sunset.

YEAH MAN THIS DRIVES ME NUTS

why does modern AU NMJ always apparently get access to therapy to become a well-adjusted nice guy, but JGY's out here scheming and sometimes still literally murdering people

whatever crimes JGY actively commits need to not be that far outside the scope of what everyone else in his society is doing. literally everyone in the jianghu kills people-- that's the point. if JGY's doing actual murders, then everyone else had better be members of the mafia or FIFA executives or something

[rudecurator]

Arbitrarily Assigning Webkinz To Homestuck Characters Part One: Beta Kids

picks of one they'd like plus how they'd play because they were in that era god damn it. pets all limited to pre-april 2009 release for realism

John Egbert

Probably wouldn't have played even as a kid (and later finds it childish) but would be easily swayed by Jade, who absolutely does. It is probably the only game she's willing to play with him so he conceded and made a free account and picked the Mutt. He was content with that but Jade probably sends him a Cotton Candy Bunny (below) and he's endeared. You know in your heart exactly what he names it. Doesn't check it almost at all without her influence so Dr. Quack has probably made a fortune off him. Makes the most bland, default ass rooms, like super generic kitchen and shit. His two pet rooms are done in Movie Magic and Kids (the boring original one, this is the 2000s)

Rose Lalonde

This is a real player. She was an OG, she probably fuckin remembers leaf leaf. She played religiously as a kid and still checks it reasonably often as sort of a guilty pleasure. Her rooms were all overdesigned as hell. She had a lot of pets but her pride and joy was a black cat (below) which she either named Jaspers or something really pretentious. They all sit politely on a shelf somewhere to this day. She was probably the kind of kid to max out all the academy classes and she would've been really mad when they added more levels.

Dave Strider

Another victim of Jade's puppy dog eyes. He plays mostly with her and lets her win at Duck Crossing. He says he plays ironically but if he had a couple years of therapy and, let's face it also a different place to live, he'd finally admit that he thinks it's really sweet. Had a free account forever but Rose would send him a dubiously acquired code for the crocodile (below) but not the plush and he pretends hes not fucking delighted. All of his rooms look absolutely terrible. Every single item is from a different theme. He has a small dark room full of 30 bunny clowns.

Jade Harley

Webkinz' strongest warrior. She'd eat that shit up. She has a metric shit ton of pets but her bestie silly ever is a samoyed (below) that she probably named after Bec. She spends a lot of time in the arcade and is somehow GOOD at tulip trouble (impossible task). She loved to get the little party packs and host parties to invite all her friends to and because this was before the room engine update they actually worked well. Would have really liked kinztube. She MASTERED the infuriating early garden system and her pets all have a strict diet of nice farm fresh veggies.

alpha kids and beta trolls coming one day

[angelkitty54]

Shower thoughts, inspired a little bit by a discord conversation I had!

So, I like the idea of Raph having a mild phobia of rabbits thanks to Mrs Cuddles. Mikey decides to help Raph conquer his fear via exposure therapy. Or at least thats the excuse he and Leo use when they come home one day with a cute little pet bunny rabbit.

Everyone else is immediately suspicious of the fact they bought it from a pet shop in the Hidden City. Like there's no way this is a normal rabbit if its from the Hidden City, right?

Well, technically they'd be right, coz that particular shop sold animals with the souls of ancient warriors! And this little bunny contains the reincarnated soul of the great samurai warrior Miyamoto Usagi. Not that anyone knows it tho, given that he thinks, feels, and behaves like an ordinary, if not highly intelligent, rabbit. He may have been a samurai in his past life, but right now, he's a humble bunny rabbit.

Anywhizzle, Mikey and Leo were supposed to share the responsibility of caring for their bunny, but it very quickly becomes Leo's pet more than Mikey's. We all know Leo's into magic and that rabbits are magician's assistants right? Well, the first time he tried teaching their new bunny to do a magic trick, he instantly understood the assignment and performed magnificently, and Leo has been enamored ever since. He is now a proud and doting rabbit-dad.

Mikey is only a little upset that their bunny also seems to like Leo more than him. He thinks Leo cooing over this bunny is the cutest thing ever, so he can't really be too mad. Oh, and Raph has actually made some progress with his phobia, in that he can be in the room with Usagi bunny for an extended period of time without freaking out. Provided they are not alone that is.

Should also note that Usagi bunny always looks competently serious all the time. Just imagine this cute little bunny performing all these fun little tricks, or getting cuddles and kisses, while having this dead serious resting bitch face.

Now, am thinking about how there are probably still a bunch of Draxum's oozesquitoes still flying out there. And thinking about how in the 2012 series Raph's pet turtle accidentally got mutated. Welp, we can all probably see where this thought is going... ;)

[wangxianficfinder]

In the mood for a Fic...

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1. Hello hello!! For the next in the mood for post, do you know fics where a-yuan remembers wwx during the 13 years?? Like maybe asking for his xian-gege??? Thank you!!

forgetting envies, remembering your loving hold by cosmicfuss (G, 4k, LSZ & WN, travel, remembering)

Lan Sizhui Sees Dead People series by darkbrokenreaper (T, 30k, wangxian, fluff, angst)

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2. for the in-the-mood fics... anything with hurt or sick lwj? i've gone through everything there is with wwx, and i'm in the mood for cuddles, so anything where lwj gets taken care of? thank you so much for all your hard work, this blog is a lifesaver!

my bones into your bones by butterflylungs (M, 17k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Case fic,. Established Relationship, W hump, Hurt/comfort, Angst with a happy ending)

The Concubine Mo Chronicles Series by Enigmatree (T, 71k, WangXian, Prince LWJ, Concubine WWX, Royalty AU, Hurt/comfort) Hurt LWJ is in the last chapters

Shadows in the sun rise by Yuu_chi (E, 24k, WangXian, Post-Canon, Night hunts, Curses, Intimacy, Light Angst with a Happy Ending, They're married and they're in love) Lan Wangji is cursed

Master and Jade/002 by WaffleBunny13 (E, 6k, WIP, WangXian, Rabbit Hybrid LWJ, Human Experimentation, Unethical Experimentation, Doctor WWX, Bottom LWJ/Top WWX, Older WWX, Younger LWJ) Mad Science victim rabbit hybrid LWJ is rescued by Doctor! WWX

5 Times Wei WuXian was a Domestic Goddess by DoAliensLikePasta (G, 6k, WIP, WangXian, Sickfic, Fluff, Suprised LWJ, Established Relationship, Domestic fluff) WWX cares for a sick LWJ

The Cultivator's Cold by Court_on_Fire (G, 6k, WangXian, Post Canon, A splash of Angst if you squint real hard, Mild illness, Tooth-rotting fluff, Happy Ending) the mighty Hanguang-jun somehow catches a plain old cold—to WWX’s dramatic dismay; the author’s summary is a thing of beauty.

💖A Cyborg's Three Laws by FairyGardenCorgis, illustrated by @joshua-beeking (M, 194k, WangXian, Science Fiction, Slow Burn, Medical Procedures, Angst, Fluff, Humor, Eventual Smut, Hurt/Comfort, LWJ has RA, Idiot Friends to Idiot Lovers, obscene amounts of cuddling, like if you're looking for cuddleporn you hit the jackpot, Versatile wangxian) cybernetics scientist WWX converts RA patient LWJ into a cyborg and personally conducts his therapy. No-holds-barred cuddlepalooza, informed by both the author’s and artist’s experience of RA; this fan favorite has inspired too much fanart to list here. The original comics are on Joshua’s Tumblr under #cyborg!lwj au

and until the sun burns out, I will look after you by untakenbeepun (T, 2k, wangxian, post-canon, sick fic, hurt/comfort, established relationship, light angst, fluff)

The Best Medicine by BaconnEggs (G, 2k, wangxian, modern, sick fic, domestic fluff, comfort food, cuddles, forehead kisses)

A Curse of a Different Color by nickel710 (G, 35k, wangxian, JC/LXC/WQ, modern w/ magic, curse breaking, fluff & angst, asexual polyamory, hurt/comfort, repressed LWJ, drunk LWJ, bunnies, anxiety)

💖Careful hands by deliciousblizzardshark (M, 10k, wangxian, canon divergence, BAMF WWX, protective WWX, hurt LWJ, angst, hurt/comfort, getting together, first time, not a fix-it)

a fever, a promise, an unopened door by pale_and_tragic (T, 9k, LXC & LWJ, wangxian, post-canon, sick fic, angst w/ happy ending, hurt/comfort, fever, hallucinations)

A Storm of Laughter in the Stillness of the Jingshi by OnlyMeAndMyBones (T, 73k, WangXian, Angst with a happy ending, Hurt/comfort, Slow burn) Satisfying read where hurt LWJ got taken care of by WWX post Gusu punishment

side effects may include by slightlytookish (T, 14k, WangXian, Post-Canon, CQL Verse, Hurt/comfort, Case fic, Getting together) Another HGJ and common cold 😃✌🏻

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3. Hi! I'm in the mood for a fic where one half of wangxian is from the modern world and the other is from ancient china. Without reincarnation if that's ok. Thanks

Wrong Turn, Right Place by diamondbruise (E, 71k, WangXian, Time Travel, kind of, it's more reality travel but there's modern wwx and cultivator lwj, Mutual Pining, Angst with a Happy Ending, Jealousy, Idiots in Love, Slow Burn, Misunderstandings, Cultural Differences)

you mean to make a puppet of me, by TheRealFailWhale (T, 31k, WangXian, Modern AU, Wingfic, Parallel universes, Curses, Getting to Know Each Other, Puppets, Slow Burn Perforce, Because Lan Wangji is Too Tiny to Burn, Crack Treated Seriously, Mojo's Post) LWJ, cursed into the form of a tiny fairy marionette, is transported to a modern AU where he comes into the hands of a handsome and kindly puppeteer; frontispiece by Mojo! (this was their 2022 Reverse Big Bang collaboration.)

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4. Hello again!!! First off I want to say thank you for all your work providing so many hours of reading I really appreciate it! Second would y'all know of A) any mythical wanxian? Or B) a/b/o (again wanxian) centered more around fluffy goodness rather than the uhhh.... more explicit aspect to the trope? Thank y'all in advance!! @yukihyo-no-yosei​

4A)

💖Soaring through the skies - together series by Vrishchika (E, 15k, wangxian, fantasy au, dragon LWJ, phoenix WWX, getting together, non-human genitelia, explicit sexual content, getting together, first time, double penetration, oral sex, angst w/ happy ending)

💖Tricks and treats by apathyinreverie (M, 12k, wangxian, dragon LWJ, phoenix LSZ, fox WWX, family, injury, fluff, romance, possessive LWJ, WIP)

💖Hoards and treasures by apathyinreverie (T, 21k, wangxian, canon au, fox WWX, dragon LWJ, not Jiang friendly, smitten LWJ, fluff, romance, courting)

💖a one track mind by bunnxianluvsu (MooseFeels) (E, 11k, wangxian, modern, phoenix WWX, romantic comedy, body image, illnesses, medical, accidental flirting, WIP)

💖fell by you by Vrishchika (E, 44k, wangxian, fantasy au, dragon LWJ, immortals, deities, dragon WWX, angst w/ happy ending)

💖dark and glimmering by Sanguis (T, 5k, wangxian, modern, post-canon, married couple, immortality, technology failure)

Paths of Light and Darkness Converge by ataratah (E, 30k, wangxian, fox WWX, dragon LWJ, secret identity, non-human genitelia, crack treated seriously, fluff, angst w/ happy ending)

雙喜臨門: double happiness at your door by besanii (T, 57k, wangxian, xianxia au, fake/pretend relationship, fluff & humor, fox WWX, dragon LWJ, immortals, romance, developing relationship, Three Lives Three Worlds au, love confessions, weddings)

💖Phantom Leashes by mondengel (M, 3k, wangxian, vampires, horror)

💖Under a Blanket of Black Wings by ChaoticAndrogynous (T, 19k, wangxian, vampire WWX, bedtime stories, implied/referenced character death, gothic fluff, angst w/ happy ending)

💖bloodstained by LilyMaxwell (E, 10k, wangxian, supernatural elements, vampire WWX, human/vampire relationship, smut, bottom LWJ, blood drinkink)

💖The Way You Tremble by themunchking (E, 6k, wangxian, dark wangxian, vampires, blood, mild violence)

💖Like the sea loves the shore by Say (E, 15k, wangxian, implied/referenced WWX/WC, rule 63, fantasy au, sirens, dark LWJ, romance, friends to lovers, fluff, angst w/ happy ending, smut, mild gore, non-human genitelia, infidelity, age difference)

💖Buried in the Sky, Hallowed by thy Depths by themunchking (T, 9k, wangxian, sirens, supernatural elements, dark wangxian)

💖Bottom of the Deep Blue by mondengel (T, 20k, wangxian, mermaid au)

💖oceans, drowned in starfire by stiltonbasket (T, 30k, wangxian, LXC/NMJ, modern, novelist LWJ, merman WWX, accidental baby acquisation, family secrets, domestic fluff, happy ending)

ten hearts for you by athylia (Not rated, 12k, wangxian, mermaid LWJ, harvest moon au)

seeking the magic below by Leahelisabeth (fortheloveofcamelot) (G, 10k, wangxian, modern, highschool au, mermaids, H2O au, transformation, bullying, first meetings, first kiss, necromancy)

sun beneath the sea by cringewerewolf (M, 19k, wangxian, modern, mermaids, merman WWX, human LWJ)

4B)

a-niang by imusuallyobsessed (T, 3k, LSZ & WWX, wangxian, ABO, mating cycles/in heat, grooming, comfort, family fluff)

Baby, Don't Grow Up by FireboltSparks (G, 3k, wangxian, LWJ & LSZ & WWX, ABO, family fluff, established relationship)

I Will Build My Love a Bower by little_ogre (G, 1k, wangxian, ABO, nesting, puberty, cloud recesses shenanigans)

Red Riding by silverclaw (T, 5k, wangxian, ABO, werewolves, human LWJ, alpha WWX, jealous WWX, protective WWX, past injury)

Tenderness by simply_mad (G, 4k, wangxian, ABO, mpreg, fluff, caretaking)

flourish, full-flowered by lazulisong (T, 13k, wangxian, canon divergence, ABO)

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5. So I just finished reading "Advisable Lan rules and other shenanigans" by apathyinreverie on ao3 and it is GREAT. So I was wondering if A) anyone new of other fics in that vein/similar vibes? B) fics where phoenix mountain hunt's feast goes differently C) fics where wwx has to corral drunk Lans E) any fics set post sunshot pre-burial mounds. Esp any of the above that are funny/fluffy/fix-it.

5C)

through all the in-betweens by isabilightwood (E, 13k, wangxian, canon divergence, drunk LWJ, pining, bottom LWJ, sub LWJ, kink discovery, angst, fluff, smut)

All aboard this drunk boat... by Ladycroft4evr (G, 2k, wangxian, drunk LWJ, drunk Juniors, Responsible Adult (tm) WWX)

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6. Hellooooo to our lovely mods 💞💞 For your next, I'm in a mood for recs, A) could you rec fix its?? Any and all type are extremely appreciated. I also have another request, B) do you maybe have recs for the junior quartet being ducklings to mama duck WWX?? Thank you for all your hard work ❤️ @flexible-racoon

6A)

🧡decay by antebunny (G, 15k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Angst, Misunderstandings, Miscommunication, Fix-It, Angst with a Happy Ending, the fluffiest ending, Hurt/Comfort)

🧡Stunted, Starving Juvenility by TomatenMark (E, 329k, WangXian, WIP, Fix-it of sorts, Talisman master WWX, Not JFM Friendly, Study Arc, Getting together, Fluff and Angst, Engagement)

🧡 Song by WithBroomBefore (T, 41k, Platonic Soulbond, Hurt/comfort, Canon Divergence, No golden core transfer, JC&JZX stay in Xuanwu cave, Fix-it, Temporary character death)

the thread may stretch or tangle but it will never break by @rosethornewrites (E, 70k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It, Angst, Hurt/comfort) my wip

6B)

Here We Go Again by Alliandra (T, 174k, wangxian, JC & WWX, JC/WQ, post-canon, canon compliant, conspiracy, angst w/ happy ending, pining, possession, family feels, major character injury)

lucky me, i can hear ghosts by monsshi (G, 4k, wangxian, WWX & Junior Quartet, post-canon, night hunts, demonic cultivation, BAMF WWX, mystery, minor injuries, minor violence, ghosts)

Trust by FlyingMachine1 (G, 8k, WWX & Juniors Quartet, wangxian, BAMF WWX, humor)

the stone-filled sea by yukla (T, 9k, WangXian, WWX & LSZ, Post-Canon, senior wei defense squad, a study of the way prejudice and injustice and anger trickle down from generation to generation)

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7. for "in the mood for", fics where wwx goes off to the sect leaders about their treatment of the wen remnants, either pre or post resurrection

Travel Back Down That Road by iSwallowMy_converse (T, 8k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time travel Fix-It, Somebody Lives/Not everyone dies) time-traveller post-canon wifi goes off at the phoenix mt banquet

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8. hello! do you know any fics where lwj runs away? it can be canon or not, lwj just can't with his family anymore and nopes out of it? normally wwx is the run away in the fics, but ive never saw lwj being the one. OR they can run away together idk. thank you for your attention! <3

With Shortness of Breath by QueenieWithABeenie (T, 72k, WIP, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Demonic Cultivator LWJ, Hurt/comfort, Hopeful ending, Angst and Feels, Fix-It of Sorts)

the wild hunt series by antebunny (G, 18k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Fix-It of Sorts, Hurt/comfort, Angst) they run away together

💖And They Have Escaped The Weight of Darkness by cosmicmilktea (T, 10k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Amnesia, Memory Loss, Grief/Mourning, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, domestic life, Happy Ending)

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9. Hi! For the next "I'm in the mood for a fic" post... I'm in the mood for fics where WWX is a shapeshifter (any kind!) that take place during the Cloud Recesses study arc! (They can be longer and extend past that point too, as long as shapeshifter wwx at cloud recesses is a thing!)

The Beast of Gusu series by Netrixie (T&M, 212k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Wolf WWX, Slow Burn, Fluff and Angst, Eventual Happy Ending)

flame and rust by cl410 (M, 34k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Happy ending, Dragon WWX, Fluff and Humor, Light angst)

The Tiger has Destroyed his Cage by updatebug (G, 54k, WangXian, Fix-It fic, Hurt/comfort, Tiger WWX, Found family, Angst with a happy ending)

The Light Within the Dark by Dreaming_Days (M, 123k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Shapeshifters AU, Fox WWX, Dragon LWJ, Happy ending)

When fish soar by mondengel (G, 2k, WangXian, Mermaid AU, Mermaid WWX, Dragon LWJ) hope mer shifter wifi with a side of dragonji is ok

Ember clouds by apathyinreverie (T, 9k, WIP, WangXian, Fluff, Fix-It, Dragon WWX, Romance, BAMF WWX) dragonshifter wifi

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10. Hey do you know any good fics where either or both of them are famous?

🧡 Melodies series by sassybluee (T, 241k, wangxian, modern, music industry au, classical musician LWJ, rapper WWX, celebrities, getting together, domestic fluff, body image, depression, hurt/comfort, unspecified eating disorder) I reread the Melodies series on the REG, so good

💖there is a glorious sunrise (dappled with flickers of light) by moonbots (T, 18k, modern, rockstar LWJ, artist WWX, fluff, angst, humor) Also 10, here’s a fic that was written for my edit during the last RBB!

💖Pop and Prejudice by flowerofgusu (E, 25k, wangxian, modern, famous popstar WWX, music critic LWJ, misunderstandings, pining, falling in love, slow burn, fluff & angst, smut, hurt/comfort)

🧡I Don't Want to Debut! by countingcr0ws (G, 56k, WangXian, Modern AU, Reality show, Idols, Actor LWJ, Forced Contestant WWX)

【那夏天的我們】a stroke of fate by puddingcatbeans (G, 59k, WangXian, Modern AU, YouTuber WWX, Musician LWJ, Farmer WWX, Fluff, Slice of Life)

[restoration exercise - no talking] by spookykingdomstarlight (M, 18k, WangXian, Model WWX, ASMR YoutTuber LWJ, Strangers to Lovers, Meet-Cute, Long-Distance Relationship, Identity Porn, Fluff, Light Angst, Loneliness, Yearning)

Confessions of a (Dumbass) Pop Idol by lemonlush with art by Neeska (T, 8k, WangXian, Modern AU, Pop Idol AU, Friends to Lovers, Fluff, Crack, Eventual Romance, Diary/Journal, Mojo's Post)

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11. Hello! Do you have any fic recs for role swap where WWX takes JYL's place when she gets stabbed? Or maybe a full on roll swap where JC or JYL is the YLP/M and WWW dies, maybe he comes back to life?

Shattered Dreams by pupeez4eva (Not Rated, 8k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time travel, Angst, Fluff, Yunmeng Jiang siblings, Angst with a happy ending)

monsters cannot break her stride by Stratisphyre (G, 3k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, JYL Lives, POV Outsider) not sure if this is precisely what op is looking for, but it’s got a lot of the elements

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12. hey hey! im so sorry if im doing this wrong but for iitm would u mind recommending fics where lxc dies n it shows lwj reacting? preferably somwehere in/after ssc, but reading one after canon—or even before—would be v much welcome! ty for what yall do, hope u have a great day!

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13. A) I'd like some fics that focus on LWJ rebelling against LQR/the Lan clan. He's such a rule-follower, rebelling carries the potential for a ton of drama, both for himself internally and for others who thought they knew him. SHOW ME THE DRAMA. B) related but different: Are there any fics where LWJ _passive-aggressively_ defies his family? Where he doesn't have the nerve (yet) to disobey directly, but makes his displeasure abundantly clear in petty ways? I'd like those fics too. Thank you mods! @invisible-mirror

13B)

it's a long road but we're not alone by Stratisphyre (M, 61k, WangXian, Somebody Lives/Not everyone dies, Getting together, Golden Core Reveal) a fusion of both prompts, hgj is not outright defiant but he’s quietly intractable :)

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14. this is like... a highly specific in the mood for. but i'm hoping for some grandpa!lqr fic recs. i have this image in my head where he looks at wangxian (or lwj's hopeless crush) and realizes 2+2= grandbabies. and i'm just hoping somebody has written it.

The stuffed bunny, the beautiful nephew, and other gifts from Lan Qiren by deliciousblizzardshark (G, 8k, WangXian, LQR & WWX, Modern AU, Single Parent WWX, Good Uncle LQR, Accidental Uncle Acquisition, Found Family, Fluff) (LQR finds out his neighbor WWX is taking care of a child and is immediately like -This boy must marry my nephew - it's great ~ Mod C)

Lan Qiren, Baby Whisperer by Liebing (T, 2k, WangXian, LQR & WWX, Modern AU, Professor LQR, Single parent WWX, Student WWX, College AU, WWX has to bring LSZ to class, LQR can’t say no to a free grandkid, Fluffy, Match making LQR, Lans love a free kid, Happy Ending, Time Jump, Toddler LSZ)

but his smile never dimmed by Stratisphyre (G, 9k, LQR & WWX, Modern with Magic, College Student WWX, Single parent WWX, Professor LQR) CSI: Gusu series by Stratisphyre (esp #2)

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15. Hello! I have two different requests for the next 'I'm in the mood for' you'll have space in, hope this is all right :3? A) Time travel fix it stories, where both WWX and LWJ travel back, and don't try to hide how very much into each other they are - I really want a lot of other people's reactions to Wangxian being shameless! B) The best of dark!LWJ you can think of!

15A)

Til Death Do Us Part by Thyone14 (Not Rated, 55k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship, Soft WangXian, Fluff, Angst with a happy ending)

Sacrifices Made with Blood by NocturnalFriend (M, 80k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Angst, Hurt/comfort, Trauma, Trust issues)

Alternate by Hanashi_o_suru (M, 37k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship, Canon Divergence)

Another chance by lightsfillthesky (G, 41k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship, Hurt/comfort)

the world is but a stage for the two of us by MandMandM (Not Rated, 7k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship, Shameless WangXian)

in case of fire, break glass by Jenrose (T, 65k, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship, Hurt/comfort, Everyone loves/nobody dies)

It is a serious thing just to be alive by Itgoeson (E, 57k, WangXian, Time Travel, Trans WWX, Established Relationship, Angst with a happy ending)

No, Lan Wangji, You Cannot Marry Someone You Just Met! by soulmateenthusiast (T, 40k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship)

The promises we make by LadyKG (T, 2k, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship, Fix-It of Sorts Canon Divergence)

holding up the sky series by LadyKG (Not rated, 13k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time travel, Fix-It of Sorts) works too

how far beneath the wave by lunarnoncooperation (themoonwouldnotcooperate) (M, 30k, WIP, WangXian, Time Travel, Established Relationship, Old married couple WX, Hurt/comfort)

Wangxian's Time-Travelling Shenanigans Series by pupeez4eva (T&M, 18k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Time travel, Humor, PDA)

Trials of Time by Muggle_Diary (E, 31k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Butterfly effect, Time travel, Fluff, Established Relationship, Not Jiang Family Friendly)

15B)

🧡 Rule Number One: Never get attached. by KizuKatana (E, 130k, WangXian, Modern AU, A/B/O, Criminal underworld AU, Fluff and angst, Crime boss LWJ, Rouge criminal genius WWX, Explicit Sex)

demons run when a good man goes to war by Miranda_Aurelia (T, 20k, WangXian, Canon Divergence, Angst, Happy ending, NHS & LWJ Friendship, Not JGY & LXC friendly, Presumed Major character death)

🧡modus operandi by synonemous (E, 21k, WangXian, Modern AU, Serial killer WangXian, Eventual happy ending, WangXian's Canon Kinks, Smut)

🧡in flagrante delicto by synonemous (E, 39k, WangXian, Modern AU, Serial killer WangXian, A/B/O, Mpreg, Smut, Wangxian's Canon Kinks, Modern Yi City arc, Angst with a happy ending)

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[safyresky]

So I've only watched this last week's (this has been in my drafts for WAY too long) episode once (I usually do it twice but have yet to do a second watch and feel a rewatch will be in order at some point) but I have been rotating it around in my head since tscs mutuals first started posting their thoughts and I have SO MANY thoughts because this episode ONCE AGAIN packed soo many things in one go. Why don't they understand how PACING works? My GOD.

Anyway~

My initial thoughts before even watching the episode were "this is whack". Here's why.

This is episode 3.

Of 6.

We are halfway through. And our antagonist (Mad Santa) and Protagonist (Santa Scott) have yet to cross paths. And post watching S2E3, Mad Santa only JUST got his hands on some North Pole magic.

THREE EPISODES IN. HALFWAY THROUGH.

Do you know how much stuff is going to be packed into the next THREE EPISODES? Let me make a list (bc I LOVE lists)

Mad Santa getting back to the Pole

The obligatory "I've failed ):" from Santa Scott when Mad Santa gets to the Pole

Mad Santa GETTING to the Pole

The Council giving Scott 3 months to get Cal shipshape, and episode 3 starting with Olga saying IT'S BEEN THREE MONTHS.

(ALREADY????)

So we still have THAT to look forward to, assuming they even LISTEN to their own boundary, since we know this show's track record with continuity is. Bad.

PLUS we still have a Sandman cameo coming! And a big old snowball to be thrown in Scott's face! (I have my clown shoes on)

Carol is STILL trying to find the missing nutcracker. She has gotten no closer; her trail is so cold she's looking at JACK as a suspect (yes I saw the cameo too, absolutely delightful for us Jack stans on main)

(pun absolutely intended)

Cal and Sandy are only JUST talking to one another about how their magic training is going, and are only JUST like. Diving into the drawbacks of being raised up North AND NEVER GOING ANYWHERE as well as the trauma that must be there from experiencing life in the real world, ENJOYING IT, and being yanked back to the Pole for the "family business"

Befana and Sandy. So THAT is a thing that was lovely then fell apart for no good reason--it was ONE MISTAKE and could've been handled better Befana, come ON girlie!

Easter Bunny being turned back into his EB form (tho tbh we should keep him as a bunny. Sorry not sorry, I have always been an EB hater on main)

Cal dealing with A) first heartbreak over Riley (which was stupid, more on that later) B) not wanting to be/do the Santa thing BECAUSE of a MULTITUDE of reasons he has NOT shared with Scott and C) the fallout when he realizes the vest is gone. He is NOT going to tell his parents at ALL. His whole existence practically rides on "I gotta make Dad proud!" and this deffs won't do it, but HEY! Maybe the writers will surprise me and he'll be OPEN and HONEST with his Dad!

Bc let's be real, ALL OF THEIR PROBLEMS COULD BE SOLVED WITH OPEN COMMUNICATION

I am off topic. Deep breaths. Whew. SO. We have all THAT to focus on.

PLUS Sandy's powers! She's apparently more powerful than Befana thought? Sandy now has to deal with that SANS her mentor and I DOUBT Carol will be helpful with that. She WOULD'VE BEEN in the MOVIES. But SERIES CAROL? APPARENTLY NOT FUCKING LIKELY SINCE ALL OF HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HAS GONE OUT THE DOOR FOR TOKEN FEMINISM THAT IS IMMEDIATELY CHECKED OFF A LIST AND MADE IRRELEVANT WITH THE PLOT OF "One woman is jealous of another woman"

Oh my god off topic again. SORRY. RIGHT. So, we have Sandra's magic to deal with still. Her mentor/mentee relationship with Befana. Cal's own magical struggles and his relationship with his Dad in terms of Mentor/Mentee. These kids need THERAPY, SOMEONE CALL NEIL

SO ALL OF THAT. IS GOING TO BE JAM PACKED INTO THESE LAST THREE EPISODES. AND I JUST KNOW (based on last season) THE RESOLUTIONS WILL NOT PAY OFF.

So yeah, thems the opening thoughts (with some watch thoughts leaking in, admittedly).

AS FOR THE EPISODE ITSELF.

OH BOY.

It's still very mid. It gives a lot of good bits but either A) contradicts them or B) gives them not enough time to flourish (see: Carol and Befana for A, and Cal and Sandra for B). It is also STILL ignoring its own continuity, and not just from the movies, but from literally the first two episodes of the season!

Did Cupid not say. One to two episodes ago. "Hey Santa, we, the Council, aren't really sure about this Cal thing? So uh. You've got three months. and if it's not working out. We're calling it."

And did Olga not say. At the start of this episode. "It's been THREE MONTHS since we escaped and we are NO CLOSER" yadda yadda yadda.

So THREE MONTHS have passed between THIS EPISODE, AND THE LAST ONE?

SO WHERE THE HELL IS THE COUNCIL? HELLO???

I actually thought that that would be like, the big crunch time thing for the series, you know? THE plot motivator. Or at least, one of many. Like I was expecting a montage and for each episode to have a month packed in and for the final episode to involve resetting everything to Scott's ideal status quo and defeating Mad Santa and Olga. Needless to say, I was SHOOK when they opened with THAT.

Olga and Magnus are fucking hilarious, full stop. I kinda want Olga to do a stab ngl!! Their whole dynamic has been interesting lol.

The Judy cameo was a fun Easter egg, but it's a shame they didn't give it a bit more hype, you know? That would've been fun. The Jack cameo (if we can even call it that) was ALSO a fun Easter Egg, tho I am much too mad at Carol's writers rn to be like WOO JACK. But you bet your ASS I saw that lil easter egg, lol. It's kinda frustrating? They keep throwing these lil cameos/easter eggs at us like it's an attempt to placate us or smth. Idk, I am tired and JADED and Don't Trust Like That.

Right so what else. Going in for round two. Wish me luck:

Agree with ALL OF YOU about the poor elves being used as reindeer stand ins 🙄🙄 AWFUL. SOMEONE KNOCK THIS GUY OFF A ROOF FOR GOOD! DAMN! (Santa not Cal)

Sandra and Carol. GOD. So much cringe! SO MUCH! BECAUSE OF BAD PARENTING. HOW DO THEY SUCK SO MUCH AT BEING PARENTS? WE ALREADY HAD 3 MOVIES OF THIS AND CAROL WAS NEVER A W F U L

(RIP spider on Carol's shoulder)

Carol and Scott talking about the kids was just. They are SO OUT OF TOUCH. AND SCOTT HAS A SISTER??? I DO NOT BELIEVE THIS PERIODT. He has only child energy, and wow did he EVER suck at reassuring Carol. Anyone else sick of Old White Men? Anyone?

Sandra reading the transformation spell and then accidentally doing it is deffs foreshadowing. She's gonna transform the SHIT out of Magnus, calling it NOW

EB HAS APPEARED! KIDNAPPED BY OLGA! ICONIC! And they were PALS??? Magnus I am so intrigued. Who Are You

And obligatory "BLERG BLAH CONTINUITY" re: EB being there all the way back then

NTS: There is an Easter Gopher too. I am taking notes.

Scott being an undignified, pathetic name: GET HIS ASS (count: 9)

EB is so wrong about Peeps. He is falling lower and lower on my list of Legendary Figures. Him laying the egg. Cool EB magic, disgusting execution. I am 99% sure bunnies don't even LAY EGGS

Where tf do they get the eggs from???

OKAY CAL AND SANDRA

Love that they're having sibling bonding. "doing it for everyone but yourself" GET HIS ASS, SANDY. (GHA Count for Cal: 1). Hate how short the scene was and how it boiled down to a sort of silly joke (being a crossguard instead of Santa). Like. They could;ve axed the dinner with Noel scene, cut tight to Santa training Buddy (Cal), and after that debacle moved on to sibling scene and having them bond. Like. There is substance and it is there but it is not being well executed. LET THE KIDS HAVE ROOM FOR GROWTH! (but dani! we have 3 more episodes to go! SEE MY FIRST LIST! THEY DON'T HAVE THE TIME!)

Santa asking for a jetpack and Carol being like "don't force your son up there to get over the heights thing" and then telling him to just say "I love you and I'm proud", GET HIS ASS (GHA Count Scott Edition: 10. And we're not even halfway through the episode). GOD. I wish Carol would take her own advice re: Santa and Cal and apply it to Sandra and Herself, come the fuck ON guys. DO BETTER.

DINNER WITH BEFANA (Scott: can't make it Carol: Gonna kill him. GET HIS ASS)

Cool idea, HORRIBLE execution. I am not a fan of how Carol was like "woo! ladies being ladies!" and them immediately we get a plotline of her being jealous of another woman. It's very. Token/preformative feminism. It's like they are checking items off of a list. I dislike how SHALLOW most of these subjects are in the series. Like, if you don't know how to handle something like that, THEN DON'T WRITE IT. GOD.

Like. When Sandy lifts the salt with magic, SUPPORT IT. Don't be like I NEED TO ONE UP IT. Also, interesting that Mrs. Claus. Despite being Legendary by marriage. Doesn't have magic?? I think she should. GIVE CAROL MAGIC 2k23. Carol overreacted and then so did Sandy and I just think that this whole La Befana/Mrs. Claus plotline could've been done better!

Especially Befana inviting Carol over and then Carol promptly asking if she should bring a broom, something something, witch stereotypes being a thinly veiled allusion to magical racism something something

I BET IF BUDDY HAD GONE WITH CHARLIE TO THE "CLUB" HE WOULD'VE GOT IN JUST FINE

"Are you talking to the float or me" I am SO angry for Cal/Buddy. The poor kid thinks his Dad is super not proud of him, his whole existence seems to hinge on his dad's approval and I am so upset about all the implications of this I'm gonna explode things with my MIND

"Hare to the throne" Cal you are so stupid. And my GOD the Hare vs Heir argument being the reason Sandy explodes things like I just. That could've been done better.

This whole SCENE could've been done better! Befana didn't need to be so mean! It was an ACCIDENT. She explains it loud and clear and what do you MEAN something else entirely I'm SCREAMING. Befana being like we're stepping back? Like. UGH. And then the jealousy thing? Oh wow! More pitting ladies against ladies! GOD. I'm so upset about this whole thing it's unreal ):<

OKAY. SO THE SLEIGH STEALING SCENE AND WHERE THAT GOES.

WE LOVE TO SEE BUDDY AND SANDRA BONDING! STEALING THE SLEIGH! (not to get all OCs on main but JACQUELINE APPROVES). I love to see them working together to be delinquents, but my GOD the Riley thing

UGH

Like. I know we're supposed to feel bad for Buddy but like, the whole romance between him and Riley has been so ick and the way their breakup went. It was like. You KNOW. It was written to be poignant with lines like "you're always busy with your dad" and "I want you to dust me so that you never met me" which would have worked if. You know. They weren't FIVE. (16-18). It just didn't work :\. I haven't had time to like, enjoy them and they made Riley very, very. Unlikable tbh.

ALSO. Cal from CALGARY? As a Canadian, THERE ARE A BUNCH OF OTHER PLACES YOU COULD'VE PICKED! VANCOUVER? TORONTO? YOU WENT WITH CAL FROM CALGARY? I can't with y'all. ALSO. THEY DID SCHOOL TOGETHER FOR A YEAR. I FEEL AS THOUGH THE KIDS SHOULD KNOW WHO HE IS. OH YEAH THAT WEIRD EXCHANGE STUDENT WE HAD FOR A YEAR. Y'ALL ARE DOING LONG DISTANCE? SUPER! LIKE. HELLO???

Kudos to Sandra for being the funniest bitch alive with the creeping in the corner like "That was rough af bud." It's giving

ehehehe.

And FINALLY Mad Santa has his magic back. Here's how I'm guessing the next episode is going to work:

Mad Santa practises using his magic to make Santaopolis all fancy smancy

Manages to make it up north by the end of the episode

Cal has a fallout with his Dad over the Santa vest thing

It becomes a bigger deal than expected

Sandy cameo probably bc EB is missing and he was last seen THERE (Man Santa, you're really getting on the Council's radar in all the bad ways, huh? Putting Jack to shame! 273 counts of attempted upstaging of Santa vs how many billion counts of magical exposure? And an EB kidnapping? Bc I bet that'll be a thing posited next episode)

As if La Befana can't undo a spell (I AM ROLLING MY EYES)

They will make ZERO progress on figuring out who Mad Santa is and they will be very confused when he makes it to the North Pole next episode

I also tho wouldn't be surprised if they stretch Mad Santa getting to the Pole to episode 6. That seems on brand for how they treat pacing (as if it does not exist).

tl;dr: too much preformative stuff. very mid. Cal and Sandy are fun but I wish they were given more time to shine! Pour one out for our boy Noel who is having a rough go of it tbh and Kris too who's gonna get back from Costco very, very confused

[somekindofadeviant]

Spangel Humour Fic Recs

Gotchu some fics to hopefully give a giggle, cuz sometimes it's needed.

Spike/Angel

Angel's (Not So Much) Inner Monologue by girlpire - Angel's under an embarrassing spell that makes him unable to censor his thoughts. Would be a real shame if anyone he regularly fantasizes about found out... Rating: Mature, Length: 7673 words Opening Up by Hello Spikey - Spike and Angel meet in an AU wherein that sensitivity spell (A:tS s1e6) never wore off. Rating: Teen+, Length: 1450 words Reading Between the Lines by ash_carpenter - A study of misinterpretation between vampire Champions, conducted by Winifred Burkle, Head of Science Division, Wolfram & Hart. Rating: Teen+, Length: 2245 words Spike's Fury by coalitiongirl - An alternate ending to Season 8. Rating: Teen+, Length: 100 words Sweet William's Poetry by Cold Gentlemen - Angelus/Will, BDSM, an English lit lesson, and a bonus recipe! It's both hot and hilarious, what more could you want? Rating: Explicit, Length: 2514 words Desert Pixies Made Us Do It by nomelon - Angel and Spike in the desert. A brilliant take on an old trope. Rating: Explicit, Length: 3486 words The Vampire Princess and the Pea Soup by Lyrstzha - As the prophecy declares, only Angel's true vampire princess can detect the drop of pea soup in the mug of pig's blood. Rating: Teen+, Length: 707 words The L.A Patient by Vampire_Penguin - Brilliant House M.D. crossover. House's team discover that just because their patient says she's a werewolf who was bitten by a demon, it doesn't mean they can add 'delusions' to the whiteboard.  Rating: Teen+, Length: 17,311 words Rising Sap by shapinglight - a Fairy!Spangel ficlet. Delightfully silly fun. Rating: Mature (but only for swearing), Length: 1128 words Gepetto in the House by Doyle - Puppet!Angel gets stitched up. Don't worry, this one contains no violation of Angel's puppet-hole. Rating: Teen+, Length: 1249 words Day Three by Tania - This one doesn't contain it either, but it's still puppet porn. What's more of a crime, that or the puns? Rating: I refuse to label anything about this as Mature. Length: 1573 words The Reunion Tour by Dovil - Angel and Spike get...reacquainted. It's not quite like riding a bicycle. Rating: Explicit, Length: 1676 words Rarely Pure and Never Simple by eponymmouse - Everyone learns a thing about Angel and Spike's past. The Spangel may be in the past (for now) in this one, but the scene is deliciously funny. Rating: Teen+, Length: 2024 words the adventures of bunny!Spike by thatotherperv - Wherein Spike is a bunny-rabbit. No, really. Absolutely adorable crackfic fun. Rating: Teen+, Length: 3153 words more than one way by thatotherperv - Spike and Angel are forced into therapy when their constant bickering puts the whole office on edge. Rating: G, Length: 654 words Days of Our Unlives by Kita and Jess - A slice of life/soap opera of Spike and Angel in LA. Click 'chapters' to navigate the fic. Goofy and cute fun. Rating: Explicit, Length: 43 chapters

Spike + Angel

if history's so long howcome i only ever run into you? by chasingfictions - life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you're gonna get. except Angel does. because no matter where he goes, he always fucking runs into Spike?? for some reason??? The Spangel Forrest Gump AU we all need. Rating: Teen+, Length: 3134 words operator, put me through to 1630 revello by chasingfictions - In which Angel essentially tries to call Willow for magical advice for four years and Spike says: No ❤️. (in other terms: Spike bothering Angel for three thousand words) Rating: Teen+, Length: 3336 words

[mlobsters]

supernatural s11e7 plush (w. eric charmelo, nicole snyder)

not the most promising start. offbrand donnie darko bunny

DEAN Really? I mean, really? SAM You ever hear of privacy? DEAN Hey, you want privacy, close your door.

as ever, privacy being invaded really hurts my heart. absolutely dean has a point and sam should have closed his door, but dean also had a shitty fucking smirk on his face and that nasty tone and i'm ready to punch him. i don't pray, i've never believed in anything, and i'm horribly hurt and offended that he'd act like this. i know their history and the dumb plot shit makes prayer not the same thing as it is out here in the real world, but come fucking on. he's still being a raging asshole about sam taking the chance on believing even just a tiny bit that it's god behind the visions.

DEAN Thought we talked about this. SAM Yeah, we did, Dean. But why is it so hard to believe that God could be sending me visions about the darkness? DEAN You kidding me? He didn't feel the need to show up for the Apocalypse. Why would he give a crap now? SAM I don't know. Maybe because she's his sister? What do you wanna do? Sit back? Ignore him? Do nothing? DEAN No, that's -- that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying, don't count on God. Okay? Count on us.

count on us (so when you gonna tell sam your secret huh DEAN-O)

glad they let donna wear a uniform that vaguely fits and maybe dropping the fat jokes. maybe. (of course not)

BROCK Not much, man. I mean, I was just hammering my bi's, gettin' all swole,

please no and thank you

s11e7 rita / true colors (1990-1992) brigid brannagh as katie davis

whoa okay so i definitely know this person and i think... it's from.... true colors?? which is yet another tv show i haven't thought about since the early 90s. wild

surely couldn't let sam's clown phobia not make an appearance in a killer ghost possessed child entertainer costume episode. was it purely so they could subject sam to a clown :p it's never gonna beat this post-clown interaction though

7x14 plucky pennywhistle's magical menagerie

dean heartily laughing and sam with his arms outstretched absolutely coated in glitter (i wanna paint it some day, so sparkly) will make me smile every time

also, i love this line

from 2x02 DEAN Planes crash! SAM And apparently clowns kill!

okay anyway. rehashing the good clown phobia moments :P (he did say the clown fight in 7x14 was therapeutic, guess he needs more exposure therapy [beating])

taking another moment to appreciate how much better his hair looks this season, especially post-scuffle

she is so very cute

DONNA I don't have time for insubordination. SAM Or is it maybe that you're treating new Doug like old Doug and not even giving him a chance? DONNA You know what I think? You need to mind your own beeswax. We have a case to solve.

saw her line comin a mile away

outsiders with sibling issues are evergreen

*staring into camera*

crack treated seriously vibes

SAM I keep praying to God because if it is God -- and I know you think it isn't, but if it is -- then he's showing me something I don't know what to do with. DEAN What? SAM The cage. DEAN Lucifer's cage? SAM Yeah. What if he's telling me I have to go back? What if he's saying that's where the answer is to beating the Darkness? DEAN Sam, no. No, okay. I don't know if these visions are coming from God or PBS or what. But we've been down that road. Anything having to do with that cage is -- it -- it's suicide. And you of all people know that. So, no. Just…Not gonna happen. SAM Okay. DEAN Okay.

actually okay? they both have a habit of agreeing and doing whatever the fuck they were gonna do anyway. i mean if dean isn't gonna come clean then whatever anyway. bitterness rising again

[roonyxx]

The Raven: Part 3

Summary: A new threat to the world brings the boys back in action. She is big and bad, very bad. But is everything as it seems or is there more to her story?

Pairing: Dean x reader

Trope: enemies to lovers

Word count: 1663

Chapter warnings: language, some angst, not much for this one.

A/N:  This will be a series I wrote for @holylulusworld​ 15.555 spin the bottle followers celebration! My trope is Secret Crush!

The Raven Masterlist

My Masterlist

“Are you sure?” I ask Cas when I pull up Baby near the little cabin.

“Yes, I can feel her wards. She’s here.”

I look at the little cabin located at the edge of the Coconino Forest.

“You better hope she is. I didn’t drive a thousand miles to Arizona for nothing.” I grunt as I step out.

Sam gets out after me and we meet at the trunk. I open her up and lift up the fake bottom, securing it with the sawed off shotgun.

I grab the witch killing bullets and start loading my gun.

“Doesn’t this seem…” Sam starts “I don’t know. Too easy?”

“Too easy? Cas had to track her magic all the way here while I was entertaining her in my head. That’s not my definition of easy.” I tug my gun the back of my pants and take some more ammunition just to be sure.

“And you haven’t had a single dream about her since?” Sam asks for the millionth time.

“No I haven’t, Sam.” I say honestly.

And it is true, I didn’t have a single nightmare again. I have actually been sleeping really well and only had good dreams. About those clouds and those loving touches. At first I was anxious that she would show up again, but she never did.

So I let myself enjoy those touches and the relaxed feeling it gave me. I’ve never felt more rested.

“That doesn’t strike you as strange?” Sam asks.

“It does but I’m sure as Hell not going to complain about it.” I close the trunk after Sam took his gun and look at my brother.

“Are you done with the therapy session? Because we have a witch bitch to kill.”

Sam sighs and rolls his eyes. I ignore him and make my way towards Cas who is looking at the cabin.

“Any signs of live?” I come to stand next to the angel.

“No.” he says gruffly.

“Alright, I take the front with Sam, you take the back Cas. Shoot on sight.” It’s so easy to slip into the roll of the leader. Some would think I’m mean to my brother and friend but in a situation like this, a dangerous one, there is no time for friendliness.

They both nod and I start moving forward when Cas disappears to go to the back.

Slowly Sam and I move towards the cabin, and it reminds me of all those camping tricks with dad.

He learned us how to walk quietly on an uneven ground with sticks and rocks. Every time we made a noise we had to start over again. Sometimes we were walking for hours on end.

But it paid off.

 I reach the front door and crouch low on my ankles, making sure my head isn’t visible through the windows. Sam follows suit.

When I’m before the door I slowly reach up and pull the handle down, it’s open. Before I open the door I make sure I’m in a steady position and motion for Sam to move straight behind me.

No use in having a clear shot at the both of us.

Slowly righting my body I go inside, Sam goes in the room to my left and comes back out when it’s clear.

It’s not big from what I can see. No stairs so a single floor and only two doors, one being where Sam just went inside.

It looks nothing like I thought it would. I was expecting altars and bunnies hanging by a rope dripping blood into a bucket but it looks… cozy and homey.

It also smells like…

Jasmin.

Holding my gun tighter when I recognize the smell I scan the living room. It’s empty. I look towards the closed backdoor. It has a storm screen and allows me to look outside.

Where the fuck is Cas?

Sam spreads out to my right and checks the last room, after quickly kicking open the door he also finds it empty.

“She isn’t here.” He says.

“Where the Hell is Cas.” I quickly walk outside through the backdoor to see nothing but trees and bushes.

“Come on Cas…” I mutter to myself.

“What did I tell you?” A voice comes from above me.

I turn and see her standing on the roof with an unconscious Cas floating in front of her.

She… she looks different, nothing like in my dreams. She looks…

Beautiful.

She’s to far up to see her clearly but her skin is no longer ash grey, it’s smooth and looks alive. And her Y/H/C hair, it’s shiny and gorgeous.

I can’t see her face because she’s hiding behind Cas, I want to see her eyes, are they still missing?

“I told you to not come near me again.” She says and even her voice is different. It’s not cold anymore, it sounds lulling and soothing.

I heard it before, in my dream, the way she sang to me. It was her.

“You really thought your little warning would have kept me away?” I say while I look at Cas. Is he still alive?

“You’ve always been a stubborn ass.” She sneers. “And you should keep your pets with you, Dean.”

She thrusts her hand forward and Cas drops before our feet, I bend down and check him.

Do angels even need to breathe?

“He’s not dead. I’m not stupid enough to kill an angel and Dean Winchester’s best friend.”

I look up and she’s floating there with her arms crossed over her chest and she’s wearing… sunglasses?

“What did you do with him!” Sam yells at her.

“I just gave him a little nap time. Don’t get your panties in a twist Sammy.”

“How do you know us?” I ask, because she does, she talks to us like she knows everything. Does she know everything?

“Who doesn’t know the all famous Winchesters?” she shrugs and slowly floats down to us.

My ears ring when a gun goes off next to me, I jump forward, wanting to stop the bullet but stop when I realize Sam shot it.

And why would I want to stop that bullet?

“Outch” she says when she looks at her ocean blue shirt that now has a hole in it, right where her heart is, “You wound me, Sammy.”

She flicks her hand and the bullet comes out of her chest and falls into her palm, “Witch killing bullets? You hear that I can hide from Heaven and raise an army of the dead and you try to kill me with a lame witch killing bullet? That’s really disappointing, boys…”

Sam his wide eyes are on me and I can see what he wants to say, that I was trying to stop him from shooting her. But why would I do that? I didn’t want to, it was more like an instinct that took over.

I look back at her now that she is closer.

She’s wearing jeans shorts and a t-shirt that now has a bullet hole in it, she has a few rings on her fingers and her hair floating free. She’s wearing a pair of sneakers.

Since when do witches wear sneakers?

“Are you going to kill us?” Sam asks, and I don’t blame him for asking it. I mean she kinda has us where she can end us with a snap of her fingers.

“I should do that, shouldn’t I?” She starts walking around us and I notice that she’s mostly looking at me, but with her sunglasses I can’t be sure if it is me she is looking at.

“I would prefer if you didn’t” I say sheepish.

“I told you I never wanted to see you again, Dean. Don’t you guys know that no means no?” her fingers reaches out to me, but she stops herself right before she can touch me and snatches her hand back.

“We can’t let you make the Earth a battlefield.” I say “Didn’t your mom ever teach you that it’s not nice to play with dead things?”

Taunting a super powerful witch might not be the smartest thing to do but I never said I was smart.

“Why are you all assuming I’m the bad guy, you all know Heaven is barely innocent. Why not go ask what they did.” She sneers at us.

“Killing innocent people and haunting their dreams doesn’t exactly fit the good guy profile.”

“Who said they were innocent?”

“What? Ho-“

“It’s time for you to go” she interrupts me, waving her hand to Sam and Cas disappear. “And you Dean.”

She steps closer to me, and I notice for the first time that she’s shorter than me. And there’s that smell again, jasmine.

“Where are they.” I demand.

“Easy cowboy, I send them home. And you, If I see you again I-“

“You’ll kill me? That doesn’t fit your so said good guy thing.” I cut her off. “Why aren’t you in my dreams anymore and why do you look so different?”

“You mean look like” She twirls around and when she faces me again her skin is no longer smooth, her Y/H/C hair is gone and replaced by the deepest black “This?”

“Y-yeah” I shudder and watch her twirl again and go back to her normal body.

Or is the creepy one her normal body?

“I have better things to do than haunt you, you have nightmares enough as it is without me. Isn’t that right, Dean?”

“How do you know about that.” I snap at her.

She ignores my question and says to me.

“You really need to stop, walk away. You won’t like what you find if you keep going down this road.”

“You just made this more intriguing. What won’t I like, sweetheart?” I say while crossing my arms over my chest.

“You’re infuriatingly annoying.” she grunts, “You’ll find what no one likes.”

“What, taxes?”

“The truth, Dean.”

Before I could ask more she waves her hand and I’m back in the bunker.

[talesofsonicasura]

Glamorous Mishaps

Based on this post. I thought it be best to put my examples about Optimus Prime's mishap with glamour here since they're more story oriented. There will be three involving OCs of mine as I got other ideas for Self Insert. Now let's get started!

Transformers Prime: Oil and Sugar

Optimus Prime was a being of habit. It is quite rare to see him leave the base, much less rest. His current outing was one of those unique times as curiosity led the Autobot to explore Jasper. Optimus didn't mean to bump into the strange woman and knock the pastries from her arms. Nor find out why she smells like a rabbit.

First example is my rabbit yaoguai Tikki Cho, owner of the therapeutic Sweet Healing Bakery. A kindhearted motherly woman who prefers not to fight and settle issues peacefully. It doesn't mean Tikki will let people walk over her as the rabbit can suplex someone like Optimus in seconds.

She had recently settled into Jasper to open her bakery when our dear Prime enters the scene. Optimus decides to help Tikki set up shop mainly as an apology for his less than stellar greeting. The two become great friends with the Autobot Leader visiting in holoform whenever he can.

It's all fine and dandy until Megatron returns. A Vehicon attack forces Optimus Prime to reveal his true nature and take Tikki to base. Funnily enough, no one expected the human woman to become a big fluffy rabbit!

Optimus Prime: You aren't human?

Tikki Cho: I guess both of us had a secret, dear.

Here's what to expect!

Therapy for everyone! You can bet your ass Tikki is gonna get both bots and humans to healthily process trauma. If she happens to give sessions to some Decepticons, they consented.

Cybertronians underestimate the rabbit baker. It's all fun and games until the bunny kicks your bearings with boulder shattering strength. Or throw your metallic ass into a mountain as if a purse.

Bumbling mess Optimus Prime. Man clearly doesn't get enough positive affection and he has no idea how to properly react. He tends to blue screen as one hug from Tikki solidifies how touch starved he really is.

Sacred paperweight and eldritch Satan are afraid of a bakery owner. Breakdown quits cause "bunnies are better and fuck everyone except Knockdown". Deception Leader has misinterpreted jealousy fueled hate against Optimus' ward.

Transformers Animated: Don't Stop The Beat

It's very rare to find a shop in Detroit's mechanical central not run by a robot. Yet Koro Beats proudly stands booming with prosperous music selections. Although the shop owner would never expect her secret to become uncovered by a humble 'dropout'.

Here's our second OC guest, Kororo. A feisty and extremely blunt Deku Scrub who dislikes Hylia for taking away her god son Link. She left her world to set up shop in the TFAverse years before the events of the show began.

Kororo used to babysit Sari for Isaac and only the young girl knows about her true form. An involvement that leads to the Deku Scrub becoming entangled in the Autobots' lives during the search for Sari. She would honestly say it was like someone dumped three extra kids, an inexperienced young adult and a grumpy grandpa on her.

Kororo becomes Optimus' emotional support as it's clear he needs a friend around his age. Things turn out fine until Black Arachnia accidentally wreaks havoc with the All Spark. Kororo drops her human mask before Optimus and helps him save Sari.

Optimus Prime: Kororo, you're a small...tree person?

Kororo: Finally! Someone who doesn't mistake me for a dummy!

What to expect:

Autobots have a one Deku Scrub pep squad ready to throw hands. Sentinel Prime and Ultra Magnus are intimidated by this small tree woman as magic bubbles fired like bullets HURT. No one berates Optimus Prime with Kororo around.

Sari tries to parent trap music store owner with a giant robot. Both are so damn confused about the constant weird shenanigans happening. Ratchet puts a stop to it because one trap left him in an ugly yellow paint job.

"How To Accidentally Adopt Decepticons by a still confused Deku Scrub." Being nice to one Con having a bad day becomes a domino effect. Megatron and Starscream are so bewildered about the sudden decrease in numbers.

When your missing god son shows up at the door with your lost mask trapped deity friend. Link wonders how he suddenly got adopted into a family like this but doesn't mind. Optimus Prime somehow becomes a ward to a forgotten war god. More at 11.

Transformers Knightverse: Steel Magnolias

A shrine surrounded by roses. Optimus had been plague by the visage despite never encountering such a place. As he searches for clues about his scout's on this strange planet, Prime would stumble across a mysterious entity living secretly amongst the unaware humans.

The final OC for this glamour based mishaps, Rose Elysium or Rosa for short. An wandering emissary of chaos who travels dimensions searching for wonders. She only aids those that proves themselves worthy or gather her curiosity.

Optimus Prime stumbles across Rosa by sheer accident as he searches for Bumblebee. He constantly encounters the mysterious woman who helps him bit by bit whether it be his search or a companion to talk to. Only when the Autobot leader ends up in the wrong place at the wrong time does Rosa shed her mortal disguise to help him.

Optimus Prime: Are you an angel from human mythology?

Rosa: I may angelic but I am far from a simple angel.

What To Expect:

Million year old war veteran is claimed by an ancient eldritch entity. Those that earn Rosa's friendship or interest become her wards. No one should dare touch the claim of the divine as a fate worse than death awaits them.

Optimus Prime becomes accustom to seeing roses on a daily basis. A bed of flowers is more comfortable than the cold hard floor. Even a Prime needs his beauty sleep and Rosa is happy to provide it.

Optimus' helm is a perch for chaos emissaries and susceptible to hugs. Rosa is nice enough to cover his optics or audials when someone's about to do something stupid. He can finally be childish for once without breaking his 'Prime air'.

Tired dad of three kids now has a caretaker to help manage them. Mirage definitely started calling Rosa 'mom' and it quickly spreads. He also tries to ship her with Optimus like the gremlin he is. Bumblebee helps much to bossbot's future horror as they will enact the Parent Trap scheme. (Side story.)

And that's it! I thought about just doing only Transformers Prime for all three but decided not to since every iteration deserves love. As for ships, those will stay in side stories mainly because some readers rather read fics without romance being in the way.

Until next time folks, I'll see you later! Transform and Roll Out!

[indecentpause]

Heads Up 7-Up

tagged by @lynnedwardswrites to share seven (ish) lines! thank!

here’s some lines from The Black & Blues, or ‘in which Meara and Danny are good at a lot of things but mental health is not one of them’

cw: required therapy, implied past abuse, homophobia, bullying mention, swearing, trauma talk

Josselin gently jostles his shoulder against yours. “How did your appointment go? You never got around to telling me.”

You roll your eyes. “They want me to see a therapist who can refer me to a psychiatrist. And I can’t see a psych unless I’m in therapy.”

“What bullshit,” Danny snorts.

“Right? What am I going to talk about, my shitty childhood? My shitty parents? There’s nothing I need to talk about with a stranger on a regular basis.”

Josselin’s hand tightens on yours and he says gently, “Meara. Those are two, like, textbook reasons to talk to a therapist.”

“What would be the point?”

“To, you know, work through any trauma or whatever.”

You bark a laugh. “What trauma?”

Your gaze turns toward Frankie when she says, “Meara, most people who have trauma have it from a shitty childhood. I’m not saying you do, I don’t know you well enough, but–”

“You don’t get trauma from being bullied because you’re ‘too gay,’” you say, bunny quotations and all.

“Well. You can,” Josselin says.

You frown.

“Look, I’m not saying you should be required to see a therapist just so you can get meds. But just. Give it a shot with an open mind, at least at first, okay? Pretty much every sliding scale mental health clinic makes you see both anyway, so, you know. If nothing else it’s a random person to talk to once or twice a month about things that are stressing you out.”

You and Danny share a skeptical look.

let’s see seven people

tagging @magic-is-something-we-create @drippingmoon @kaiusvnoir @ellaofoakhill @josephinegerardywriter @mschvs @pinespittinink if you want! I found some of you on a list so if you don’t want me to tag you again, just let me know!

[mushtoons]

Ok I know i said I was gonna share more about is au/ headcanons yesterday but i spent it reading rise fan fics with a friend

First of all, ages!

april is 21 about to turn 22 and does in the turn 22 in the timeline of this

ralph turns 21 and i wanna do a thing where he is allowed to have his first drink on his birthday

donnie is 19-20 and his birthday come before leo

leo is 19-20 and his birthday is after don. that doesn't stop them from calling themselves twins cuase they don't actually know their real birthdays and like half of the time they celebrate it together anyways

mikey is 18-19

now head canons!

april is in college for news and journalism and does some work in the hidden city regarding that. not sure what kind of drunk she is but she hold her liquor well. helps out in missions especially when gaining info

raph is an affectionate drunk, what a surprise. suffers from anxiety poor guy but is working on it with mikey and eventually gets the fam some proper therapy in the hidden city. of which drax helps them get records in the hidden city cause they don't got any. dissociative disorder that triggers when he is alone and i'm a big fan of he/she raph so that's making it in.

donnie is a hidden drunk, his personality does not change. he has a better hold of his magic abilities and is working with mikey and drax to better understand it. in the mean time he uses it by making constructs of pre-existing knowledge of the tech he knows so well. he also analyzed the herbicide from the school april investigated in the movie and replicated for any kraang related stuff of which is still around cuase some people got zombified and stuff. he made connecter shells that allow his battle shells to attached to it and in turn it attach to his brother's shells. he goes out into the hidden city on occasion and work freelance for tech and shit.

leo can not hold his liquor, like at all. i think it's funny to have the twins have completely different reactions. he is a good leader, really grew into the role, with some hiccups. that shit don't disappear over night. he meets a bunny that work as a waiter in senior heuso's pizza place called usagi and has big crush. still has some self worth issues, does not like not knowing where his brothers are, incharge of strategies for missions and combo moves. after some beef with big mama is taken care of he occasionally competes in tournaments in the battle nexus.

mikey starts growing hair! he is getting the hang of his magic abilities and is being taught by draxum. took sometime but is not the family therapist anymore and takes therapy himself. i have no idea what kind of drunk he is. he is probably th eone that goes out of the house most often for graffiti and other stuff. takes cooking classes in hidden city.

And have some colorful turtles for read all of that lol

Doctor delicate touch has red eyes :3

OHHHHH THIS IS SO CUTE!!!!! JUST DJDJDJD THEM GROWN UP QND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES 🥺🙏💖

[magicalgirlagency]

Opinions on the Fionna & Cake finale?

It was boring.

Like, don't get me wrong, it IS a happy ending, but it wasn't THAT amazing. And it feels unfair that Fionna, who started out in the series craving something more fantastic and magical beyond her boring life, didn't got any sort of magic alteration. I mean, she still keeps in touch with Simon via text messages, but she didn't got anything drastic to her.

It's like the Amphibia finale all over again.

Oh, well; at least Baby Finn survived, Simon didn't lost his marbles and got himself some therapy, and Fionna finally cleaned up that pigsty of an apartment.

But I still want my magic back.

"But Bunny! You must remember that Everything Stays, But It Still Changes!" Don't care. I came for disenchanted girlfailure wanting magical powers, and I wanted my disenchanted girlfailure with magical powers (and I sincerely do not have the patience to wait for a second season). I feel unfulfilled.

Plus, I wish we knew more about Gary and Marshall Lee. Like, they're gay and are dating, good for them (it was predictable, given that they're variants of Princess Bubblegum and Marceline); but what else? They can't simply be everyone's favourite characters just because they're gay! Where's the personality?!

Whatever. I'll rewatch The Owl House and the Super Mario Bros. movie. At least the protagonists get to let the fantasy be part of their lives after their journeys were over.

[msshadows97]

Ok, episode 6 of season 2 spoilers below finally and overall thoughts on season 2 and the series of a whole

Hugo went to MIT no thoughts just pointing it out

Noel is still talking to the cut out, boy needs therapy

Betty being jealous of the cardboard then attacking it

Hugo is me on a mental level

Evil santa is a highlight along with Olga the only reason I liked this season

Why do I feel like evil santa getting a reaction arc

I Hate Scott's short beard it gets shorter each episode

Carol "IS HE DEAD" and being a momma bear I love her

Canoe kid was fluffy?

How did he recognize Mrs claus she look like a normal person not any depiction of what Mrs claus looks like. She's in a jacket with hair down.

Attack squirrel I wish we saw it attack Scott's beard

Noel starting a war without everyone what bro. You can't fight a war alone

Betty and Gary beef

Uncanny valley reindeer

Why bring fluffy? I love him, don't get me wrong, but civilian.

Eddie is in charge

Fluffy said crap and then swallowed a bug

Do the elfs mine coal since the gnomes used to?

Lemon easterbunny

Would he rot?

Oh my god Easter bunny is aware as a lemon!!

Sandra doesn't know how to do magic you are putting a lot of faith is someone who has no idea what to do

MAD SANTA THINKS THE EARTH IS FLAT

Why is Betty holding a damn toy sword

Cal needs to be a real boy

Again toy sword against an axe.

Men being OCD on where things go.

Ew, their bellies touch and made a sound.

Betty just "this is sparta"

They are fighting like children and not the centery old beings that they are

Mad santa hating on the beard and I agree

God, this is petty between two Santa's. It doesn't even feel like a fight more like a playground argument.

"Give me back, my son." Bro is way too calm, having his son in enemy hands. He could have destroyed him.

Noel making peace with the gnomes makes me happy. (I have a lot of gnome Christmas stuff)

Honestly, why didn't they make peace a while ago?

The amulet being a chalice lowkey bothers me. As an amulet, to me, tend to be a jeweled necklace. Like saying "the chalice" would still be cool

Hahaha, Scott being yeeted

I want an Olga redeption arc

I wish he says chalice

Befana is a mood

Olga exploring is cute. And making something useful and making a printer ink lol

Again, since mad santa isn't human, DO THEY JUST SPAWN IN?

Scott, i feel like still wasn't listening to Mad santa when he was talking about Cal not wanting to be santa

Befana is saying soup and (I forgot who) said chip and dale.

Cal loving being a Nutt cracker, then immediately had a stroke

Reception arc mad santa

Betty being able to make toys now? OK, was last season a wake-up call for her? Was she just sad about Christmas and couldn't make toys? Did she learn how to make them?

Gibberish is best to make toys

Olga REDEPTION ARC

OLGA TOASTER

mad santa putting himself in jail

GARY SAID DIVA

since mad santa is not human what does he do? Does he go to the yule verse? How does a santa go to the yule verse when they retire? Does mad santa need to die?

Fluffy in jail also is a mood

Again, I think Scott's beard is getting shorter every second

Prom is cute, and all that happened to the Easter bunny? Is he still a lemon?

Scott is thinking Cal is going to college while Carol knows better. Bro, not making it through college.

Mad santa needs therapy let's be honest

Olga breakup with mad santa lowkey sad as it was a cute father daughter relationship. Hateful relationship and cute

Fluffy, not going to lie, honestly added nothing to the show and him being a character felt really pushed. Expessually this last episode.

La befana being "no I don't want a job"

Easter Bunny isn't a lemon anymore. I wish we saw him yell and have a break down

Now there's troll drama. They aren't being racist but speciest? Is season 3 about trolls now?

Betty better not be leaving

Betty and Noel better not leave. I'm sad they are my otp. They are probably leaving as the actors might be getting too old now.

Curtis isn't dead! But then that begs the question, what in the willy wonka happened to unblueberry him?

Where the hell is curtis

"Santa claus is coming to town" as Santa claus is in literally in the crowd

Ew Scott is breaking the fourth wall.

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Final thoughts on this season and the characters:

Carol felt useless and needs a hobby other than telling Gary what to do. I'm honestly sad that her character is feeling flat. I don't exactly know how they CAN fix it as Mrs Claus is very in the background as a whole in the holiday.

Fluffy felt like an unneeded character. His jokes were bland for a comedian. Most of his jokes were about daddy issues, which his character did have, and it wasn't funny tbh. Idk I feel like mad santa could of done better without fluffy being there.

Mad santa and Olga: I love the design and his sass. Olga and him really bounced off eachother well. I loved that Olga didn't put up with Mad Santa and would make fun of him. Olga and Mad Santa were honestly the reason is ticked this far into this reason as they were actually fun.

Cal is a golden retriever with two braincells, and both are thinking about girls. I hate Riley, but she's fits his lack of thought well as she is also head empty. I wish Cal was actually intelligent and not your stereotypical disney boy.

Sandra is the golden child. Sandra, I truly like and was worried she would be as flat as Carol. I'm glad she has magic, but I have no idea where they might go with her magic. Might be interesting if she becomes halloween as that's a legendary we haven't seen.

La befana, I have mixed feelings on this season. I liked her a lot, season 1, but now she just seems weak and not the powerful witch we thought she was in season 1.

Scott....... needs a longer beard. He needs to get his ass out of his head and actually listen and look at his children instead of what HE wants. I want to see him make toys like he did in the movies and actually be in the workshop.

Betty and Noel leaving makes me sad as they were my OTP and will be sad to see them go. I'm scared who the next head elf will be if they do decide not to return from Kribble Krabble. Because none of the elves we see currently are head elf material. Eddie should not be head elf.

Curtis isn't dead????? I need an explanation how he survived.

If season 3 does happen, I want to see more hands on Scott in the workshop. Cal gaining 5 more braincells. Carol having a hobby. Backstory on Gary's eye