#magnus archives unsolved

[adventuresingingerland]

Jonathan Sims, a Summary.

Inspired by this amazing quote from the one and only Shane Madej and Buzzfeed Unsolved, my beloved.

[ghost-in-the-corner]

If Shane Madej and Jonny Sims ever decide to collaborate on something I think all of reality would collapse into a shower of sparkling dust from the sheer, insane power of all that lore

[accidentalautomaton]

I HAD A VISION OKAY??? A VISION.

[wraithwench]

Just relistened to Tales of a Field Hospital and the guy mentions a statement leak back in 1999… interesting… wonder if this will be relevant at all to the institute burning down in 1999…

[mothskrunkly]

Ghost hunters more like GAY HUNTE-

[iforimaginary]

My boyfriend and I were talking about TMA a while ago-

I don’t entirely remember the topic of discussion, something along the lines of Elias taking the work that’s being done at The Institute way too seriously.

But that hardly matters, because the real gem of the conversation came out when he said “I don’t think this man realises he works for institutionalised Buzzfeed Unsolved!”

— Elias Bouchard, ladies and gentlemen… works for institutionalised Buzzfeed Unsolved —

[faetookmyname]

I would love a fanfic with either Malevolent or Magnus Archive cross over with Buzzfeed Unsolved or Mystery Files. Like Ryan and Shane doing an episode on the mysteries and murders in the shows. Them cracking jokes and making theories that sound like jokes, but are 100% correct. It would go something like this:

Ryan: Maybe he got possessed by a demon and killed his partner

Shane: Would you kill me if you were possessed?

Ryan: ….. Well, I would have no control over that

Shane: Would you kill me if you weren’t possessed?

Ryan: ……. Lets move on

[tea-with-cinnamontoast]

buzzfeed unsolved but ryan is unknowingly marked by the beholding and that's why he keeps trying to convince shane that ghosts exist and he KNOWS that somehow

[advent-march]

Season one Jon 🤝 Shane Madej

Having batshit reasons

the supernatural is not real

[h0d4g]

Lemme tell ya, the most terrifying thing you can experience is the voices of Martin Blackwood and Jonathan Sims coming from the bodies of Ryan Bergara and Shane Madej as they preform bad standup comedy

[glendover]

btw when I first read “statement remains” my brain immediately supplied “statement remains unsolved”

[glitter-at-the-panic]

Me: looks up 'jonmartimsasha' on Pinterest in search of some fanart

Pinterest: ''ah YES! She was obviously looking for MARKIPLIER and THAT ONE DUDE FROM BUZZFEED UNSOLVED!''

[nightmareofthelake]

I hope Melanie King is living her best life with her popular ghost hunting show

[floor-archivist]

[ID: The first image is a screenshot of The Magnus Archives Transcript, it reads: "ARCHIVIST Ceaseless watcher, turn your gaze upon this wretched thing." The following two images are screenshots of Minecraft SMP, Last Life. The text is in the pixely Minecraft font, it read: "He was never meant to be there He was only ever meant to watch" The final image is a gif of the show Buzzfeed Unsolved. Shane, a tall white man asks, "All hail The Watcher?" Ryan, a shorter, tan man replies "All hail The Watcher." End ID]

just watcher things

[narrative-attraction]

maybe this has been done before but pls tell me irl people who are probably fear avatars. i will begin by positing that shane madej is probably an avatar of the spiral

[anindecisivespirit]

Buzzfeed Unsolved/ Magnus Archives au where Shane and Ryan work in the archives.