#mais tag

[jessmalia]

Cast ur mutuals as narnia characters

Oooh I love this so much! 💞❄️

My immediate thought was @mais-e as Mr. Tumnus! She's everyone's friend. We'd walk home together arm in arm and I don't like tea but I'd love to sit in front of her fireplace with some biscuits and hot chocolate!

@clarasamelia is my Peter in all his labyrinth.mp3 coded annoying oldest sibling glory (affectionate) (derogatory). Everyone loves her and I don’t get why but also I love her most of all. She’s a nerd but I’m the only one allowed to be mean to her. 

@itsybitsybookworm and I are both Edmund and Lucy at the same time. Does that make sense? Probably not but I can’t arrange it any other way. We’re literally just the essence of this gif: 

@lovesickxmelody​ is Caspian! That's my sweet bestie! ❤️

And @madwoman14 is Susan because she’s the least annoying one and whenever one of us fights with Jo (Peter) the other one joins in ✊

Finally @freakwiththeknifecollection is Reepicheep! I have trouble explaining why sorry <3 she just makes sense as an anthropomorphic animal 

[poseidonsarmoury]

Happy birthday @mais-e 💛💛

[cadence-blackburn-for-queen]

Just saw a post for katniss and peeta and let me tell you I CAN'T CONTAIN MY HAPPINESS!!!!!!! These two are my comfort ship literally and every now then I HAVE TO read mockingjay because it stirs emotions in me, okay?

Anyway, sorry for going insane in your inbox it just happens that you have the BEST taste in media (yes I'm thinking about dw especially our beloved rose)

omg yesssss katniss and peeta best ship!!!!❤❤❤❤

i literally love them so much i could talk about them for hours and still have so much more to sayyyy

im so happy you love them too and also MOCKINGJAY>>>>

feel free to go insane in my inbox anytime i just love it!!!!

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[seagiri]

when she draw on my pile

[pillowspace]

GIRLY JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT CYERCE ELEGANS

If Cyerce nigricans is a butterfly, then this is a fairy... Cyerce nigricans for comparison:

[adriles]

they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

[lokh]

DO YOU SEE MY VISION... DO YOU SEE WHAT THEY COULD BECOME

[bixels]

Baffled.

[krysmcscience]

Did somebody say Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear? I think somebody said Bill shouldn't be allowed to swear. Thanks to that, have these retooled The Good Place jokes:

The "powers that be" can refer to either the Theraprism staff, the Axolotl, or just. Ya know. Disney in general. Or all three! Whichever you think is funniest. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The "party" Bill's referring to is Weirdmageddon, of course. He was quite the ashhole to everyone back then.

Ford has probably gotten pretty good at the 'tune out your psychopathic ex with dank memes' challenge.

It must be very cathartic to be able to make Bill shut up whenever you want with just the press of a button. I'm sure Ford doesn't abuse this ability at all.

Oh, sure, 'Not now,' he says, before he immediately backs out of the newly-made hole in the Theraprism wall. 🙄

Don't worry, Bill doesn't get far.

also yeah i know this one doesn't have an attempted swear - i just wanted to use the joke because of the massive stink-eye involved in it because it makes me laugh

⬇️ More goofs beneath the brief ramble if you wanna skip it lmao⬇️

Why is Ford even there, you might ask? Well, he either decided he preferred to watch Bill suffer in person over being distantly and repeatedly harassed with the same evil desperation book for the rest of his life, or he got roped into some kind of contrived community service for 1.) all his many counts of interdimensional thievery, and 2.) his ignoring all the very clear warnings to NOT summon Bill in the first place (which I like to imagine is also illegal). Theraprism staff were just like, 'Wait, this guy matters to Bill? Ooh, we can USE that! It might be the only thing that can help him want to get better!' It is not considered that throwing Ford at Bill so soon after Weirdmageddon could instead make them both WORSE - in new and altogether special ways! :D

Anyway, I'm calling it the Community Service AU, and I am most likely not going to do anything else with it beyond appropriating these silly Good Place jokes. So, feel free to adopt the concept if y'all wanna??? Just make sure that Bill is still not allowed to swear, no matter what, full stop. It's gotta be a real linguistic corkblork of a situation for him, is all I'm sayin'.

Finally, have these bonus Good Place jokes, but with Handyman!Bill this time:

'Opposite tortures' doesn't sound so bad...at least until it's an all-powerful chaos entity known for torture saying it.

you may think i forgot mabel's cute pink cheeks but the truth is that i did in fact forget but then immediately stopped caring which makes it okay, SHHHHHHH

And, finally:

lmao this is shit

True facts, if you cram Season 1 Eleanor Shellstrop and Michael into a singular triangle shape, they turn into Bill Cipher. This is science, look it up. Or don't, and just trust the source that is me, bro.

Anyway, I should be in bed, y'all have fun with these, I guess. Tune in after like a week or so and maybe I'll have an addendum to my comic about how Bill was drawn naked for karaoke night. Because him actually being naked was not the only thing I considered as a plausible explanation. XD

Also if you see any inconsistencies or errors in any of these comics, No You Do Not :D

Also also, reblogs are rad as hell and I appreciate every single one, just don't repost, please and thanks. Every time a repost is made, an artist somewhere cries. :,)

[jessmalia]

I stumbled upon this on youtube and immediately thought: This is mal's show!!!!!!!

https://youtu.be/40wDxPBxYe0

that's my show! I own it just got promoted to head writer 😊

[fesenmoon]

no fucking way

[feypact]

public libraries in the usa offering free digital library cards to people not in their areas (as of october 2023):

brooklyn (13-21yo us residents)

seattle (13-26yo us residents)

boston (13-26yo us residents, EDIT: just commonly banned books)

los angeles (13-18yo california residents)

san diego (12-26yo us residents, not the whole collection just commonly banned books)

these books unbanned cards (unless otherwise stated) get you access to each library's complete libby/cloud library collection, no hoopla/kanopy/physical copies included.

ebook collections are expensive to maintain (many american libraries have annual fees for non-residents because of this) but because of an uptick in book banning (particularly brutal in mississippi last summer) larger libraries have opened their doors more, which is very kind of them!

i've used my seattle card for the last several months and their libby collection has about three times the books that my local library does, which is wonderful for accessing more niche titles or skipping a waiting list. would love to hear of similar ebook initiatives internationally!

i use library extension (firefox/chrome/edge compatible) to check all my collections (+ the internet archive) at once, works for several different countries highly recommend it.

spotify seems to be offering 15hrs/month of audiobook listening to premium subscribers and while that does seem useful if you're already paying and are after a new release with a long library waitlist, libraries are better for everything else.

[userarmand]

Actors Roundtable | Off Script With The Hollywood Reporter

[locusfandomtime]

compilation of all the iconic insane mumbo jumbo posts

wanted to get them all in one place. feel free to add

[mangozic]

archivist be upon ye