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stellewriites · 4 months

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trans!soap who buys one of those dick molding kits and drops it in ghost’s lap, asks him to do it so he can have a braw cock to fuck his new girlfriend with.

“need something that’ll leave her weak-kneed, ya ken? an’ i know from personal experience that yers’ll do the job, lt.”

#is this??? anything??#it’s been floating in my head non stop for a week but i know ill never do anything more with it #simon scoffs and rolls his eyes ‘maybe she’d prefer the original’ he’d goad but he’d get up and do it immediately for johnny #drop it off the same day with a suggestion to try it out and make sure it’s just as good so his birds not missing out #obvs this would eventually lead to ghoap x reader but idk how exactly it’d get there #also braw is scottish slang for good lmao #uhhhh how to tag this i dont usually do shorter stuff :p #johnny soap mactavish #soap x reader #soap x ghost #ghoap #johnny soap mctavish x reader #johnny mactavish x reader #trans johnny soap mactavish #trans soap #trans johnny mactavish #stelles fics

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mtsodie · 7 months

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Show me the pathetic wet man (Kallamar), pretty please? 🥺

the slayer

#cotl #cult of the lamb #kallamar #✉️#absoluterumpage #🎨#while having missing outer ears ( and even then his arent completely gone . it seems like he managed to get some of it back )#dont make you completely deaf . i imagine he would still have some kind of hearing loss since the outer ear does effect how you hear #<- im deaf and i will talk about deafness any chance i get . sorry #i imagine hed get those like . fake elf ears jewellery as a replacement #<- and also no piercings godbless #anyways in my game hes also a farmer . i KNOW for sure i didnt assign him anything because he was sick when he came in but he rlly likes it #<- he also refines things a lot

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sleepycentric · 9 months

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ctommy pieces i did to celebrate new year woo!! i thought itd be nice to go back to my roots:) i missed drawing him sm

anyway i bestow upon thee pony ctommy and him and henry just snoozin

also happy new year!! 🎉

(pls click on the pics for higher quality :'))

#sleepyartt #i really miss him ahhh #dsmp tommy #ctommy #c!tommy #ctommy fanart #dsmp tommy fanart #tommyinnit fanart #tommyinnit #ill always have a special place in my heart for this little guy #should i tag this as mlp #mlp #? ig #dsmp fanart #c!tommy fanart #also i wasnt sure what to make ctommys cutiemark so i just didnt give him one:') the discs would be alright i just dont think thats the #only thing that centers around his personality yk?#i tried brainstorming but i couldnt think of anything better so yah ig hes a blank flank

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soaps-mohawk · 1 month

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THANK YOU FOR CUTTING THE ANGST SHORT I COULDNT LIVE WITH ANY MORE thank youuuuuuuuuuu

I've been getting a lot of thanks for this so I'm glad it was the right decision 😂 chapter 34 is currently at 12k words, and it is quite heavy, but honestly I'm kind of happy it's going to be done in one chapter. Dragging it out into two might be a bit too much.

And that brings in the comfort faster and makes it so those who have been waiting patiently to read the angst don't have to wait quite as long.

I was even considering posting it as two different chapters but do two in one week next week. But I'll just do it in one and make y'all wait for next weekend 😂

Do heed the warnings on it though, it is quite heavy in its content. I'm considering doing a safe, non-explicit synopsis for those who might not be able to handle it. Or at least do a version without the more graphic parts and just give non-explicit synopsis in place of the graphic bits.

Let me know

#i forget my level of comfort with violence and brutality and disturbing content is probably far higher than most people's #so i'm going through and writing down tags with every cycle of editing just to make sure i dont miss anything that might be in there #it's the worst chapter of the angst and i'm more than happy to do a synopsis for those who don't think they can handle it #answered

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luck-of-the-drawings · 6 months

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smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.

#jrwi show #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying #nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess #ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so #i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little.#AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair.#AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair #both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother.#GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home #but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns.#he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again #not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO #i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED #all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis #but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum #and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it #youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales.#YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!!#you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound.#elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now.#this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes #BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply

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911bts · 10 months

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As we start another season:

How to Spot Fake/Joke News Updates:

- if it's tweet, look at the @/username. 90% of the tweets that go around on here that say they're a film updates or news site have a normal user @ thats not associated with the actual site they're pretending to be.

- if it's a screenshot of a news site or other site/account, verify for yourself. (Especially if it's futoncritic, they don't actually delete posts. They just put a strike through and make another post)

- if you can't find a REPUTABLE (major publication or legit database) way to back up (significant) information , it most likely isn't real/true.

#i wont post anything that isnt legit #and if i do post something that im skeptical of #i will make it clear in my post that i am skeptical #if i dont post it #its probably not real #but you can send me an ask if youre not sure and i havent posted it because i do miss things sometimes #anyways between the shit thats happened with fake synopsis and the joke tweets that started over hiatus #i just figured lets make a post now and hopefully that'll help clear some of those up early?

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gammija · 4 months

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so, has anyone actually seen a popular influencer unironically talk like that, with that amount of twitter speak? I specifically don't mean just using online slang or AAVE, but to that degree. if you have, plz drop a link. (do influencers even say 'big mood' anymore? what's a mood about holding a shovel?)

#i actually tried to find examples #i dont watch beauty vloggers but i looked them up #even downloaded tiktok #but nope #oh sure people had the exaggerated cadence #some going off/wig snatching/no capping/whatever sprinkled in as you do #but.... still nothing that made Madam E sound in any way like a real person #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #if you couldnt tell i did not like this case #i could talk about it more but first i need to make sure that im really not missing the reference #hence this post #i dont think i am missing something because i do watch some vloggers who use more of these words than the average youtube essayist #and weirdly enough/s they're all black #by which i dont mean that this case is on purpose racist or anything #but that alex might simply not have thought about this part of internet culture beyond 'heh cringe lol'#joos yaps

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danielnelsen · 7 days

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while only being able to reach level 11 as a wizard sucks a little, it's definitely funny every time i get a cleric prompt. i made mystra his god, obviously, and like.....you're really calling on her protection right now? i wonder which of you is more uncomfortable with this arrangement...

#personal #bg3 #ash plays bg3 #undescribed #gale dekarios #gale #i did make sure i wasnt missing anything amazing at level 12. an extra feat would be nice but for story purposes im ok with this #keep in mind that this is my first playthrough and i dont know what happens (and dont want to know)--#but im generally leading him away from mystra and towards whatever he wants to do #like the last thing mystra asked him to do (if indirectly) is to kill himself but they're still having little interactions like this #i got a critical success on this btw. she was like 'oh gale's asking for divine intervention again. whatever just take it'

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mostlyghostly66 · 3 months

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Yeah im pretty sure thats how that one interlude went. Totally

#paper mario the thousand year door #paper mario ttyd #sir grodus #x nauts #my art #ghost text #this is a. well i want to say low effort silly but its higher effort than i want to own up to #also the text with the arrows isnt important those were from the very very early doodle phase of this #any important text i make sure to put in alt text so if u get lost in my abysmal handwriting dont worry u wont miss anything important

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unforth · 1 year

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I. Hurt.

And I was hurting anyway, I'm pretty down this morning, but this hurt came from an outside source, and affected me in a way I'd honestly not have expected.

See, we bought Nimona last week. After seeing the movie, my kids wanted to read it. And I ended up reading ahead, and I just finished it.

Bonus content at the end, it said, and I was like, oh, an epilogue to the epilogue maybe? That'd be nice. I don't love bittersweet endings, I'd rather...

...no, it's not the conclusion.

It's CHRISTMAS.

In a book that'd had no religion that I noticed up to that point, BOTH bonus extras...were Christmas.

Ya know, usually it doesn't bother me. Usually I just suck it up. I think it helps that I was raised around mostly Jews and people who, if Christian, it didn't matter much to them. I'm from the Upper West Side of Manhattan, the descendent of Lower East Side immigrants, and while the world outside was brutal - my grandfather was a World War 2 veteran and among the soldiers who liberated Dachau, I can't remember a time when I didn't know that most people would look the other way if people like me were slaughtered wholesale - my bubble was safe, we were accepted, we were insiders.

I honestly can't think of another time I've interacted with a piece of media and felt so immediately, instantly knocked across the face by OUTSIDER as I just did when I excitedly turned the page to see what these fun extra bonuses were...and it was fucking Christmas.

I didn't even read them.

I'm honestly. So disappointed.

I don't have a thick armor for this kind of hurt. I'm Jewish, and as an adult living outside my old UWS bubble, that's often meant I've felt like an outlier, but I've hardly ever had this feeling where I was welcome to something only to be suddenly, violently shoved out the door.

And I've heard nothing, n.o.t.h.i.n.g. but praise for this book. And on another day, it might not have bothered me. I've never really felt like I had to fight to be seen, especially since I'm tremendously secular. I mean, I've celebrated Christmas my entire life, for starters.

But why. Why was this fantasy setting suddenly Christian? Why was this the touted extra content? Why is THIS special, when the areligious world established to that point was apparently not special enough?

I can't say yet if this ruined the story for me. It's far too soon. But I'm *intensely*, viscerally let down, and...I hurt.

Christians...maybe stop doing this shit.

#unforth rambles #im not sure how to tag this #i dont want to tag fandom since its kinda anti #and i dont want to tag antisemitism cause its not really #and i dont want to tag microaggressions cause thatll just show my privilege that ive been lucky enough to not have this feeling more often #but seriously WHAT THE FUCK #im genuinely considering rereading just so i can see if it was always christian and i just missed it until then #because its so fucking ubiquitous that it slides right off #but i dont think it was!!!#WHYS IT GOTTA BE CHRISTIAN WHAT THE HELL #and why have i never heard this mentioned surely im not the only person to notice this #maybe it was less jarring for people who rwad along with the webcomic #since these were extras released along thw qay #not shoved in the back of the book like in the print edition #i dont fucking know #i just know i hate it #this special fun thing could have been anything #and instead it was for one specific segment of the audience #and thats honestly so unnecessary and kinda yicky #dont you guys every get tired of making everything about your fucking dumb holidays you stole from other cultures #give me back passover i demand you turn over easter as a reparation

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isogenderskitty · 6 months

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tw suicide mention

this is extremely dark, but like... hear me out. what would steph even do with herself if she had ended up killing pete? she has no family to go home to, no clear aspirations... and i'm sure she doesn't even want to think about the possibility of someday getting over pete and finding someone else. i can't get the idea out of my head that she would've just... hung around long enough to see the lords in black make good on their end of the deal, and then... created a parallel to romeo & juliet, if you catch my drift.

#tw suicide #PLEASE dont reblog this without some kind of tw thank you #honestly? it's fucked up but... part of me would rather she got to be with pete on the other side than see her go home to that empty house #just devoid of any hopes or dreams #and try and find Something to cling to #the worst part is that i can't even really think of anything on her behalf #the press would probably not help either. they'd swarm her for information on her dad's disappearance #they'd make up insane rumour after insane rumour #what does she have to move on to????#hatchetfield #npmd #stephanie lauter #steph lauter #lautski #... kinda sorta. sorry #god this sucks but i cant get it out of my head now #i mean yes given enough time her grief would fade and she could find Something to work towards im sure #but how long would that take and who would even be there to help her?? grace?? she isnt gonna listen to grace for anything ever again #my real hope would be that she somehow ends up at miss retros and miss holloway can help her i guess.#i like the idea of people ending up there in times of crisis #like it's a little oasis in hatchetfield

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jrueships · 3 months

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here's what i could find on the situation ..

#the only posts are from this guy #from what i can tell the girls Are in college but their ages are not known. the poster doesnt have a certain number either #but that doesnt clear him of possible gr**ming or still being a potential *#☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️#and hes trying to make them go to indiana like why tf would anyone want to go there #if anyone knows more abt this pls tell me yall #i dont follow edey in college or now and i was just planning to since hes on my team #but i always liked hearing his name bcs he would be great asian rep in the league (ik hes biracial but still)#the guy who posted this said he got the qrt from the boyfriend of the girl #and said an age range but not sure #the poster did not like zach b4 this and continues not to like him after #(talking abt his stats but not mentioning anything else abt this)#are there anymore posts im missing???#it's crazy theres just two from the same source and never again but athletes do have a power against ordinary ppl #smthing couldve been signed or smthing #and contained the situation immediately #.. but idk #from what i can tell all girls are in college but the ages are not confirmed #pls if anyone knows anything more abt this let me know...#i just wanted gg to have a friend tbh :( ill just stick with my wemby gg propaganda then

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boxwinebaddie · 2 months

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— COULD IT BE????

U-UNCLE NIIINA!!!

IS. THAT.../YOU/? </3

tw for mild body horror, semi-graphic medical talk

*reaches my kenny girl hand up thru the dirt by my grave

& shoots the wink, finger gun, peace sign, wave combo*

HELLOOOO, MY LOVES! />o</ <333

( i'll make a bigger post later; swearsies. )

but where’s uncle nina?...Long Story Short?

i am seriously dreading having to go to the hospital for...the THIRD FUCKING TIME, so my diaHAGnosis hasn't been officially proven,

but trust me...juuuust trust me...

*is somewhere between a laugh, sigh, scream and cry*

i am about 95% sure....

tHAT A CHILD W/ NASTY DISGUSTIN GERM COVERED HANDS GAVE ME

A FUCKING PARASITE!???

wheeeew!~ yayayay! sAuR AwESomE!

i am...having So Much Fun! <3 xx

anyways, in case i croak, just wanted to pop in from the trenches to say a real quick, but quantifiably large and overtly resounding

THANK YOU to...

my rant park girls, ofc, for enduring my britney spears mentie bs in the chat, my psychosis and v obnoxious 'needs to be carried thru life' complaining/suffering on the reg ( i cried every single day for the past...almost week? because of how scared and sad i’ve been. ;-; )

anyone who sent me an in character/headcannon/plot question the past couple of days bc, other than the girlies, it was the only source of real joy and enrichment i have felt while being scared...for my life. thank...you. Seriously. like y'all still care abt my fic? wowza!! o/u/o

( regarding memes, soz, they might not super exciting, i’m only doing lil spef HC ones rn & got a lil hyperfixated on rae, so i am doing that one abt his height / fave fruit.

<333 my lovely emo fruit salad celebpretty boy. c: )

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY OF ALL, i just wanted to say thank you to ANYONE WHO EXPRESSED CONCERN ABOUT MY WELL BEING OR SAID THEY MISSED ME OR WERE WORRIED ABOUT ME!!!!

'cause haha!!! you were NOT wrong, concern was not misplaced at all! I HATE THIS SCARY NIGHTMARE FUEL CHILDREN CONTAGION! :(

istg, my face has swollen up shrunken down, been every color, the pressure in my ears and nose and face is so bad that i feel like i am i an airplane rn....in my bedroom, every er dr. told me i had a sunburn and was an idiot, like actually king, i am green not red! get a real job!

siiiiiiiiigh...i just...:c i’ve never felt weaker, more miserable, more afraid, more UGLY and more lost in my entire life...

but i am grateful to have been found by readers and human beings as lovely as yourselves. i miss you. i love you. i'll try to be in touch as much as i can, but it will be touch and go, my body is a body bag rn :/

thank you for fighting the good fight, my darlings. whatever you are going through, KEEP FUCKING GOING. this is not the end. you are so much stronger than things that want to make you weak.

( i'm not very good at practicing what i preach, but ngl, kinda sick, literally, but i have basically been my own emergency makeshift whumpshot this past week and it has been gNARLY. like i have been...very scared. lmao. i am...still scared, but i'm gonna be okay. )

ANYWAYS ALL THIS TO SAY:

from what hurts or harms you,

past, present and future....

I HOPE YOU HEAL.

-sickfic body horror whumple nina <3

#nina speaks #i will write something better later put out some more profesisonal writing and do some nice asks #but like cut me some slack please you guys #i am fucking dying like i am actually not doing very well at all like v sick of me to finally have time to rest long enough #to realize that i am fucking sick and its way more advanced than a reg case plus there are other things also wrong...hnnnnGDGKS #yes i am losing my mind i literally THE THINGS THAT I HAD TO DO TO MYSELF IN THIS ROOM...horrifying #final girl nina shit brother say what u will abt barbie nina #i am not going out ugly as FUCK like this hell no bitch #but yeah i am....very bummed i want to do my asks and chill and vibe but i am fighting this off i probably have to see #a speciality dr to make sure i dont miss anything and not fix it and d word myself...slay i got chores i got...shit mt everest #and all of you <3 thank you for being here and feel free to send any asks you want the responses might just be slow #please pray that my head doesnt explode in my sleep

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maxthesillyy · 2 months

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guy who thought about rachel amber too hard again