#make your funny jokey jokes lmao

[prozach27]

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[snapscube]

So you mentioned the Amazing Spider-man movies, what are your thoughts on them? For me; I was pleasantly surprised by 1 AND 2. Like 2 is bad, real bad, but the jokes were legit, Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone are just...an amazing on screen couple and until the transformation Harry is a really fun villain....just sucks that most of the movie is exposition about peoples relationships to one another or experiments done mostly off screen.

TASM1 is perfectly serviceable as a standalone project and was definitely not the worst jumping off point, but it struggles to really properly understand Spider-Man/Peter as a personality. Peter absolutely doesn't have to be a goody two-shoes loser, all of the best adaptations of Peter imo can have some serious attitude and grit to their persona, but TASM1 kinda over-corrects on the Tobey Maguire "shy nerd" angle by making Spidey a bit too much of a dick. I remember the movie getting a lot of praise for finally making Spider-Man funny and quippy, praise I similarly gave at the time, but it really... doesn't do that nearly as much as ppl gave it credit for??? There's like ONE scene where Spider-Man is kinda jokey with someone he suspects to be Ben's killer, but that scene kinda stinks because he's not quipping as much as he's like actively cruel lmao. Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone had great chemistry though and you can tell Marc Webb knew his stuff when it came to directing that kind of romantic tension, seeing as how his previous project was 500 Days of Summer. All-in-all, it's a Fine movie but it's not a fantastic adaptation of the things I personally like about Spider-Man.

TASM2 is so much more intriguing to me to watch and to talk about. It's genuinely baffling how that movie ended up like it did, but in a way that almost anyone could have predicted. That movie STINKS. It's really really bad. But it also has kind of the opposite problem to TASM1 in that... TASM1 is a good movie that doesn't properly showcase the character of Spider-Man, whereas TASM2 is a garbage movie that features some of the best live action Spider-Man scenes/setpieces we had seen and would ever see to this day. It's sincerely tragic how many great INDIVIDUAL MOMENTS are in that movie, and how loosely connected they are by some monumentally stupid studio meddling. That movie has everything going in its favor with Andrew Garfield in the lead, the best live action Spider-Man suit to this day, the most thrilling and well rendered swinging sequences put to film, and the occasional glimpse of a true Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man that is down on the ground connecting with and watching over not just the city itself but the people within it. There's a montage in the middle of the movie that features Spider-Man on his daily patrol and he comes across as just so PRESENT and on the same level as the people he protects, meanwhile in the audio track you hear newscasters and interviews fiercely debating whether or not what he does is actually worthwhile. And that shit HITS. But unfortunately that kind of stuff is still too rare and it far overshadowed by Sony desperately trying to make a Spidey Cinematic Universe without earning it. Ultimately they had all of the pieces to make a truly definitive adaptation of Spidey that I feel like almost anyone could get behind, but they just... couldn't. Even Spider-Man PS4, commonly lauded as one of the most definitive Spidey stories of all time, uses SO MUCH of the same DNA of the Amazing Spider-Man films, but the difference is that it had the space to be only exactly what it needed to be. Nothing more, nothing less. Anyway I could talk more about this for sure but I'm looking at the length of this write-up and wincing already LOL.

[babiebom]

Hey! Hope you're having a great week!

I'd like to make a request about harvey and witch!reader (GN) who gifts him potions or invites him to do little rituals.(stuff like that)

This could be HCs or a little oneshot or whatever you're comfortable with!

(If that's too much, sorry/gen)

🦉-

A/N: you wanna know something funny? I wasn’t gonna announce it yet(as if anyone cares lmao) but I’m planning on doing musical inspired fics and the very first one I’m writing is about witch!reader(gender neutral) x Rasmodius! So you were literally in tune with me about the reader being a witch lmao. Also I hope you’re having a great week(and all the great weeks for forever) too!!

Tw:Witchcraft? Some stuff may be inaccurate I do not practice witchcraft at all so I am very ignorant. Cursing. A sexual mention (not bad or graphic I promise it’s just a lil jokey joke.) 1 mention of the war going on in the game.

Wc: 17 bulletpoints (i think) 0.6k for the oneshot

Sdv Masterlist

I personally think that Harvey has no experience AT ALL with witchcraft and magic or anything.

His experience is that he has watched scary movies with witches, and has seen every single episode of Charmed.

So he’s not really scared, just wary, especially since there is an actual Wizard that lives right outside of town.

So when you start becoming friends and you tell him that you’re a witch and partake in witchcraft he’s very….

I literally cannot explain without using an emoji I hope y’all can see it it’s just 😃

Like he’s literally like “hmm okay guess that’s something that’s part of my life now”because he likes you so much

If it was anyone else he would’ve been sorta like…that’s something I’m not comfy with

But with you he’s like “yeah okay I guess I can deal with this”

The first time you gift him a potion he is very confused like wtf is this for

You’re like “hehe it’s to help you have more energy🥰”

He is VERY HAPPY with how well it works and the fact that you made the potion taste GOOD

Like the medicine he sells in the clinic for energy tastes like absolute ass and he never takes it himself.

But you literally gave him a solution

Also a potion to get rid of insomnia(at least temporarily)

He is all for it especially since it’s you teaching him.

He actually allows you to sell your potions in the clinic for certain things like helping Granny Evelyn deal with her bad knees and arthritis.

Actually in love with you, and he has decided that even if you used a love potion on him he wouldn’t care at all.

The moon is slowly rising in the night sky by the time Harvey can lock up the clinic to head to your farm. He’s nervous, he has been to your place before, yes, but this is the first time you’ve invited him to be a part of a ritual that you’re doing. He doesn’t know what it is specifically, while on the phone you were very playful and vague. It takes him an hour to get to your place, he walks briskly, the wind whipping his hair around.

The closer he gets, the more his heart pounds and he feels the urge to turn back and go home. It’s not that he’s scare of you, in fact he trusts you with his life, he just is anxious about the ritual and what you have to do. His phone buzzes in his pocket the second he stops and he sees your name pop up.

Farmer: don’t you dare turn around.

i’ll turn you into a frog if you do.

okay i won’t but hurry up and get here.

He couldn’t help but smile at your words, and how you knew that he was getting cold feet. Harvey sends a reply and continues walking. This night is going to change his life, he knows it.

He knocks on your door, bouncing on his feet as he waits, too cold to just stand there. You open the door, and he is hit with the smell of what he thinks is cinnamon, and the warmth of the inside of your home. Your smile is so bright that he insults himself internally for even thinking of turning around.

“You’re here!” You grab at his arm to pull him inside, helping him take off his coat to hang it up. “I thought you would’ve changed your mind.”

“Never, not when you invited me.” You send a soft smile his way while leading him to your bedroom. He had never really been in it before, only seeing it from the living room or hallway when he’s passing by. It makes his heart thump so loudly that he fears that you can hear it.

“You ready?”

“Yeah…what kind of ritual is this?”

“A sex ritual.” He chokes on his saliva. You invited him to do a sex ritual? He thinks for a second that he doesn’t think that you were at that point yet, but he isn’t mad at it, he wouldn’t oppose it if this is really what you want to do.

“A sex ritual?”

“Yeah,” your eyes shine with mischief, “to make us super horny, totally. We’re gonna summon an incubus.”

Harvey can’t stop his eyes from widening at your words. “O…Kay?” You laugh loudly at him, doubling over and wheezing, your eyes closed in delight.

“I-“ you almost fall to the ground still laughing hard. “I’m joking! We’re doing a ritual to make sure that the beginning of next year will be good for everyone, and we’re doing a second one to protect the valley from monsters, especially with the war going on.”

He lets out a loud breath, sort of relieved but also sort of disappointed. He really did want to see you summon some sort of sex demon, it would be really funny now that he thinks about it.

Taking his hand, you grin as you pass him some ingredients. As you begin to read off how to do the ritual, he decided then and there that he has to ask you on a date, and maybe to do a ritual to make sure that the date goes well, he’d regret it if he didn’t.

[veeveex3]

Songs that the Twisted Wonderland students would sing at Karaoke

Tags: crack, suggestive (?) (more like in a jokey way + some of the songs are mature / explicit), my uncreative ass song choices (I'm sorry lol)

AN: i just thought this would be funny and a nice break from the longer fics lol

Heartslabyul

Riddle:

First Love / Late Spring by Mitski

mainly due to that one part of the song (hopefully you know which one) and also because he just thinks the song hits a little too close to home

might cry a little and / or scream the lyrics

his form of therapy

Ace:

Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley

he thinks he so funny that he just laughs half the time

doesn't even finish the song

no one laughs btw

deuce boos at him off the nonexistent stage

has one of those cane things too to drag him off

Duece:

Balls in your Jaws slowed + reverbed

this was not of his own choice

was gonna genuinely pick a song he liked but looked away from the little tablet thingy for a second and ace picked this instead

tries so hard not to throw the mic at him he's so embarrassed

Cater:

CPR by Cupcakke

mainly for shits and giggles

probably genuinely likes Cupcakke so he tries

probably laughs mainly cuz everyone is laughing though

Trey:

Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da by The Beatles

british (affectionate)

yeah I feel like trey's the type of guy to listen to older music

also seems like the type to be a nice singer

idia says something along the lines of "OMG IS THAT A JOJO'S REFERENCE??? POGGERS" when the title shows up

Savanaclaw

Leona:

As The World Caves In by Matt Maltese

ruggie forced him to do karaoke there's no way this man would do this of his free will /hj

he just picks this up at random

a good singer if he tries

sadly he doesn't but he's still nice to listen to

Ruggie:

Industry Baby Sus Remix

i just remembered that one time my friend showed me this and I thought ruggie would sing this as a joke

another one who thinks he's funny but doesn't get boo'd off

Jack:

We Will Rock You by Queen

another one who i feel like listens to older music

also i think this song sorta fits him

tries not to show how happy he is when everyone does the stomp stomp clap thing

Octavinelle

Azul:

Jiggle Jiggle by Duke & Jones and Louis Theroux

half ironically and half unironically

probably another one who didn't really wanna come but the tweels forced him to sing a song so he said "fuck it" and picked this mainly as a joke

probably sits down immediately after and starts doing work nerd lmao

Jade:

Camel by Camel by Sandy Marton

floyd probably picked this for him to see who would react and to laugh at them

another good singer so he just has fun while floyd's giggling in his seat

Floyd:

the home depot song

that's it

Scarabia

Kalim:

Levitating by Dua Lipa

idk this was just the first thing that popped in my mind

probably because the songs so upbeat and bubbly to me so it fits him

definitely gets other people to sing along (ESPECIALLY jamil)

also the supportive friend who hyped you up when you sing :>

Jamil:

Blinding Lights by The Weeknd

yet another one who was forced to be here

and another one who chose a song randomy

and another one who would be a great singer if he tried

would give more energy than leona though cuz he knows he can sing

probably makes that smug face after if people like it

Pomfiore

Vil:

Boyfriend by Dove Cameron

i don't really know much about vil's character other than that he's insecure and flashy (i mean this in the nicest way possible btw!)

so i hope this song fits??

yeah, but is probably moves around and dances while he sings

gives a whole ass performance

Rook:

Ave Maria by Franz Schubert

puts his entire heart and soul into this

trying way too damn hard for karaoke

doesn't really move as much as vil but still just seems extra, y'know

gives a little wink at the end

probably blows a kiss too dhsjsjsjsk

Epel

Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver

this is an act of defiance against vil

also probably one of the only few songs he knows well enough to sing

probably coughs at lot since he's trying to make himself sound deeper

same

Ignihyde

Idia:

Hikaru nara from Your Lie in April

fucking weeb lmao

now that I got that out of the way, idia only has two moods when he sings

mutters the words or screams the lyrics

if he sang normally, he'd sound really nice

Ortho:

The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku by Hatsune Miku

idia asks if ortho could sing this cuz he physically could

honestly, ortho would be happy singing anything

he's just here for a fun time, y'know

Diasomnia

Malleus:

Two Trucks by Lemon Demon

lilia said that if he sang this, people would enjoy it

sorta stiff cuz he's embarrassed but he's trying his best, alright

leona is losing his shit though someone needs to calm him down

Lilia:

Fingers In His Ass by Sans Undertale and Nagito Komaeda

grandpa's just trying to have fun, ok?

another one who encourages people to sing along but everyone is either laughing, complaining, or trying to calm everyone else down

Sebek:

Electric Love by Børns

let's just get it out of the way he is a bit too loud

not like, screaming loud but just like, a bit too loud

another one who tries too hard

immediately tries to get malleus' approval afterwards

he's fine with anyone praising him though but he'll never admit it

Silver:

rises the moon by Liana Flores

i also don't really know silver's character that much either other than that he's sleepy and that lilia adopted him

so yeah, probably keeps the tablet away from him at all costs

i mainly picked a low energy song that i think fits his voice and energy, y'know

Ramshackle

Grim:

MOOO! by Doja Cat

i just thought this would be funny

that's literally it

[andivmg]

Ngl you making spotify Playlist after every Canon in your life kinda funny

Specially when that punter bitch and you broke up you were making a Playlist and he was playing Valo lmao

Also you sylvee and gee only adding three songs in that one Playlist was cunt

i make playlists every time i have a single emotion and then i show them to my therapist LMFAO. like i think i’m bad at expressing myself and music is just a way for me to communicate how i feel without having to find the words for myself. after every canon event is so real tho😭

oh god july 2021 was dark times for andivmg nation

okay okay the gas playlist was a lil jokey joke for us. i still have it just private bc people got weird about it. and there were NOT three songs!! it is two hours long and we put in just meme music and also a few other songs we liked. it was very unserious look

i miss my girlies we literally choreographed a dance to muffin by bbh during this time

[aibloomie]

HAHA idk how it happened honestly??? my brother has always had black hair, but i started with kinda.. strawberry blonde? then i slowly transitioned to having black hair

the kids in my elementary school made fun of me for my kool aid hair 😭

thank you!!! maybe one day i’ll do it….

yes thats what i mean, dealing with bleached hair seems so hard 😭😭😭💔

weee that sounds so cool!!!! curtain bangs are so pretty honestly

ok ok storytime

so i had a crush on this girl for like a long time, we were really good friends. she was like,, nice, funny, loud and extroverted. we were pretty close, so we would hang out almost everyday and like we would share drinks, hold hands and stuff like that!!!

im not a super physically affectionate person but she LOVES physical affection, so she would be the one to kinda initiate that type of stuff but i never minded it

like once i was sitting down and she practically sat on my lap LMAOO i was rlly flustered 💀

but recently i moved to australia, so i had to leave her (we still talk tho!!)

and like, we were never super serious/sappy types? we would always joke around with each other and bully each other playfully. but on my last day, she gave me a letter that was just genuinely rlly heartfelt and it made me cry 😭😭⁉️ so i went up to her and i didnt rlly know what to say. but like after a few moments i just hugged her really tightly (and this is pretty big bcs i don’t initiate affection much) and she hugged me back and told me everything was gonna be alright (also big bcs she barely ever speaks seriously or like not in a jokey tone)

BUT IDK the story just kinda sounded like a movie to me LMAO

WHAT THAT'S SO COOL THOUGH 😰 it's kind of like eyes how babies sometimes have light irises and then once they get older their eyes are so much darker it's crazy

the kids at your elementary school were just jealous of you 🙄 you were too cool for them okay KSHDJS

HELP it is hard </3 if you want to go through with it at any point in your lifetime make sure you're able to get good hair products to take care of it

and omg?? A LOVE STORY

that's so cute !! that she was so affectionate towards you and it didn't bother you at all despite not being an affectionate person, LIKE THAT DYNAMIC IS SO <33

she sat on your lap 😧 how did you manage to compose yourself and not die

I hope that your time in australia so far has been really fun and enjoyable !! I'm glad that the two of you still keep in touch <3

AND THAT LAST PART PLEASE WHY DO I ACTUALLY FEEL LIKE CRYING 😭 that's just so sweet the fact the two of you expressed yourselves to each other in a form you rarely do. the reassurance in general </3

you did keep the letter right? :0

that literally does sound like a movie, you could probably film and direct it AND end up breaking the audience's heart with the end but also leave them really happy because your experience was so cute and you guys still talk OMG

[butwhatifidothis]

You've heard of Claude choosing a fake name. Now get ready for, Claude making up the Wyvern Master and that promotion that I'm not gonna bother botching the spelling class line. Wyvern riders use axes as their weapon of choice, demonstrated by the fair skill (Which he has a budding talent for). Claude's flying class uses bows instead, which is really convenient when his relic is a bow. So, he takes the best of both worlds by utilizing Almyran flying and Fodlan archery. Bow-fair am I right?

Barbarossa!! It’s not that hard!! Just bar bar ossa lmaooo

And nooooo no taking away one of the few crumbs we have of non-Fodlan culture, bad nonnie

[albatris]

hello my darling friends, it's bandwagon time

now you, yes you, can find out which ATDAO character you are with this extremely reliable 100% scientifically tested quiz!

some of the results are kind of nice and gentle and others are going to just completely dunk on you. I'm so sorry. please take comfort in the fact that I'm an industry professional with several degrees in quiz-making and everything I say is 100% accurate literally all the time with no exceptions

(ok sarcasm done. pls have fun with this. it's very silly and my first quiz so there is a 90% chance it will not be accurate at all HAHAHA)

[ttuesday]

what’s popping? i love u. if you can… id like to know…. how would the guys react to you shoving ur rlly cold fingies into their shirt or on their neck lmao

ily too anon uwu

Arthur

Arthur just got back to camp when you approached him. He had been away all day, doing little jobs and scouting potential robberies so when he saw you coming over to greet him, he let out a sigh of relief.

Finally he was home after a long day and he could relax with you by his side. He smiled as you got nearer, opening his mouth to greet you but that's when your fingers made contact with his skin, one hand around his neck as the other went around his neck.

Arthur scrunches up his face as he rolls his shoulders, trying to shrug your hands off of him. When you giggle, Arthur can't help but smile and finds the funny side of it. "You're a goddamn troublemaker" he teases, enclosing your hands in his in the hopes of warming them up.

Dutch

You have the perfect opportunity to do this to Dutch when he's sitting by the side of his tent, reading a book. His focus is entirely on his book so he didn't even notice you come up beside him.

The second your cold fingers slide across the nape of his neck, Dutch hunches his shoulders and snaps his book closed. He catches your hand by the wrist and quickly brings your hand away from him.

"I would be very careful trying to prank me," he tuts "if you keep acting like this I might have to teach you a lesson later". Oh yeah, he means that kinda lesson. Honestly if that doesn't spur you on to keep doing it then I don't know what will.

Charles

Charles sees you walking over to him. He notices the mischievous look on your face but he doesn’t think anything of it. He thought that maybe you were planning to mess with the other gang members, not him.

You said nothing as you open your arms out. Honestly Charles thought you were going to give him a hug but that's when your cold fingers graze over his neck and shoulders.

He immediately tenses up and looks down at you with a confused expression. But he's not that bothered by the cold. Sure, it was a little sudden but it wasn't that bad. If anything he's more baffled by it. "What on Earth are you doing?" he chuckles, resting his hands on your waist.

Micah

When Micah sees you coming over to him, he welcomes you.. He thought it'd been a while since he's last tried to flirt with you so he thought this was a good time to say some more terrible pick up lines.

As you bring your fingers up by his neck, it was like everything began to go in slow motion for Micah. He can't remember the last time someone voluntarily touched him (not including punching him) so he just kinda froze.

He really tries his best not to flinch when he feels how cold your fingers are. "You're lucky I like the cold" he says, gritting his teeth slightly and trying his best to form a smile.

John

John wasn't paying much attention when you make your way beside him and slowly places your fingers by his neck and shoulders. But goddamn, he moves very motherfuckin’ fast when he feels how cold your hand are.

"Woah, woah, woah" he says as if he's trying to calm a horse, jerking his neck away from you and quickly taking your hands in his. "You tryin’ to give me the cold shoulder?" he's a dad so yes, he's allowed to make dad jokes.

If you come anywhere near him again then he holds up his hands and won't let you come any closer until you leave him feel your hands to make sure they ain't cold.

Javier

You waited until Javier was playing his guitar before getting him. Javier's always pretty alert of his surrounding so you knew he's kinda distracted when he’s was playing his guitar.

He softly sings to himself as you sneak up behind him. Thankfully no one else is by the campfire so no one else hears how Javier's voice cracks and momentarily goes high pitched as you touch the back of his neck with your fingers.

"I'll get you back for this," he calls as you walk away, giggling "and that's a promise!". He shakes his head and laughs, he'd only let you get away with pranking him.

Bill

Bill's reaction is more dramatic than you anticipated. He leaves some of the top buttons on his shirt open most of the time so you have easy access to his chest.

Honestly Bill’s glad he happened to be out on guard duty when you do the prank cause he would've gotten embarrassed if the rest of the gang saw his reaction. Bill practically squeals as you ran your hands down his chest. He drops the rifle he was holding and luckily the gun didn't accidentally go off.

He jumps back a few steps as he involuntarily shivers, still letting out a few small squeals. If you tell anyone about this then Bill will pout. He didn't think your cold fingers would get such a reaction out of him so he's just as surprised as you. "I... you... this never happened" Bill says firmly.

Sean

Sean lets out a loud yelp when he feels how cold you are. He acts like you've just tried to stab him. He's shocked, Sean thought he was the jokey one and he's actually kinda jealous he didn't think of doing that to you first.

He can appreciate a good prank so although Sean acts like you're trying to give him pneumonia, he respects how strong your prank game is.

"Well? Are you gonna help me warm up now?" he asks when he's eventually calmed down, giving you a sly wink. If you agree, or just touch him again in general then Sean is reminded all over again of how cold your hands are.

[seoafin]

Hello!!

I'm back again, also I'm sorry if I ended up clogging up your notifications because I think I just went through your entire 'gojo satoru x reader' tag cuz I'm just so in love with your writing! 💗💗

That one post about Gojou interrupting all your dates, and being completely obnoxious about it was soo funny, pls he's so ridiculous, but also its cute that he panics over just the notion of any man taking reader away from him, its always so funny (and kinda sad asghsiag) to me because Gojou overall is a very intelligent man, but then when it comes to emotions and feelings, he like loses all his brain cells LOL, and can be very round about and avoidant too (at least imo!)

Also that post about Gojou taking reader's v-card was sooo ADALKANGBFD your characterization was so on point because he would be all jokey and lighthearted about it but in the actual moment, he'd be sooo focused on reader's pleasure and also their comfort, and just being all praises and sweet words that are also so filthy that your brain just goes numb, I think just the knowledge of knowing that he is the first one (and hopefully the only one lol) that get's to be the one to see reader unravel and become undone like this just itches a certain itch in his heart, I'm so sure that after this he would become even more touchy and insatiable for reader's touch and attention, and affection, he'd be more possessive too, he makes me so *sighs dreamily* 🥺

Ahh also that wet shirt drabble(?) was soo good, and also soo like shoujo-esque (if I may makeup a word lol), but it fits him so well, joking about finding your bra boring, while every nerve in his brain just fuses and his heart is like five seconds away from combusting, and then giving you his jacket (not just to save you from embarrassment, but also cuz no one else can see you like that, and it also makes him so flustered), he's so ASKHSDUIFBHFD

And the breeding kink posts!!!! I'm screaming, pls I love Gojou and breeding kink so much, its so just *screams* (especially during that time of the month my brain is just like *gojou and breeding kink* 24/7 its borderline embarrassing LMAO) I think it just fits him so well, he's so possessive and obsessive, and lovesick, and touch starved (and love starved imo he's a very lonely and sad guy 😭) that there is no way that he doesn't want to have like an army of children with the reader, and I just know he would treat getting the reader pregnant like some life and death mission, he'd be so determined about the whole thing, just round after round until your inside are filled with his cum, and making sure that you don't waste any of his precious cum, he definitely has an app to follow reader's ovulation periods and such, he's so insane and lovesick fr 💗

Also! I thought I'd share some dad gojou fanart that I made the other day 🥺 (altho! no pressure to like or anything, I just though I'd share!) https://ame-791.tumblr.com/post/681386471584858112/ame-791-love-how-generally-most-of-us-believe

Oh! I just saw that tag about Gojou making a pun about fishermen and curse users in the HI arc, and I would love to hear more about it! I never saw it in the translation! (pls I wish the manga was better translated so non-Japanese speakers could better understand the wonderful work that is JJK 😭)

Anyways, sorry this ask got so freakishly long, I just wanted to drop by and tell you that I really appreciate all your Gojou stuff, and I hope that you continue to bless us with your amazing writing!! 🥺💗💗

hiii friend!!!! yes!!! i definitely think gojo short circuits when he gets flustered but manages to play it off bc rip!mc is just oblivious and doesn't really get it. i think gojo's a very introspective character but when it comes actually outwardly expressing his feelings things get lost (and that's being generous he was probably a tsundere in hs and i STAND by that 😭)

gojo would be extra touchy and clingy and kinda unbearable but i think people like him that way lmfao

also im so glad u brought up it being shoujo-esque because I DID intentionally make things shoujo-esque bc the potential is wayyy too underrated i think there should be more shoujo moments. they're highschoolers when else can i make things excruciatingly shoujo-esque!!!

as for the pun it's when gojo's talking geto into staying a little longer (so riko can play) and talks about how there are less 'fishy' (roughly translated??) curse users in okinawa than tokyo. and he makes a pun by combining the word 海人 (uminchu = fisherman) and curse user 呪詛師 (jujoshi) into 呪詛人 (jusonchu) which is basically gojo making a joke abt fisherman and curse users lmao but i guess that wouldn't really make sense translated but they could've just used 'fishy' which is the most straight forward translation you'll get (BUT THEY DIDN'T!!)

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

I love your blogs and i wish it was true but Cockles seems like wishful thinking to me. I think it's sadly playing up to the fans and jokey flirting. Seen it in fandom for years. What makes you so sure its legit (even of its not you ship whoever you want)

i would completely agree if it was something just done in the middle of the stage, on set with cameras filming, and even if it was just the flirting. but the casual intimacy happens all the time, in moments that clearly aren’t intended for display, and the flirtiness is matched with absurd amounts of tension and body language that absolutely screams physical intimacy.

i mean, my best friend and i joke flirt, but then we drop it and go on with being normal. the idea of jensen and misha keeping up joke flirting, fake sexual tension, and pretend intimacy through every interaction for 12 years would be an accomplishment greater than running a tv show for 15 years.

and really, i’d suspect if it was just misha’s behavior, but he’s pretty joke flirty with a lot of people; jensen is the one who gives the game away. when he’s not acting, jensen cannot hide his emotions from his body language. his face is constantly saying things i don’t think he means for us to see - he really just can’t help himself. and he acts differently around misha than literally anyone else (probably except danneel, but we haven’t seen nearly as much of their interaction). like, nobody would choose to be that embarrassing, especially someone whose regular schtick is being a Super Cool Guy.

and there’s also the fact that jared absolutely can’t keep his damn mouth shut about it lmao.

for my evidence of it being legit, my blanket statement is “check out my cockles masterlist” because i assembled it in part so people who don’t know or aren’t sure could examine the evidence themselves and see what an overwhelming avalanche it is, but i can cherry-pick a few examples for you since it’s a whole lot to go through.

times jared couldn’t keep his damn mouth shut

misha once subtly flashed his unzipped crotch at jensen, who gulped

examples of casual intimacy not intended to be seen: one two 

that time jensen threw himself on the floor so misha could straddle him, then got a boner because of it

their matching bracelets and rings: one two three

jensen literally doesn’t laugh like this for anyone else, and it’s usually over shit that just... isn’t particularly funny

the Sexual Tension of the two of them just completely ignoring sebastian roche, who is also on stage

jensen’s usual onstage persona is Tough Guy, but misha comes out and jensen starts cheering for him to strip

how they tracked down the same restaurant and the same table to celebrate the ten year anniversary of their first dinner together

just HOW embarrassing jensen is about his crush

the way jensen can’t control his jealousy over misha and jared interacting: one two 

that time they dry humped onstage and jensen’s face indicated he was thrilled about it

how jensen gets much MORE flirtatious when he’s drunk

the way this man stares at misha: one two 

the casual emotional intimacy of mouthing along to your SO’s terrible joke + helping your SO remember his story

the way jensen has a fucking KINK for misha’s terrible accents??: one two

the story of jensen draping himself over misha and nuzzling his hair during autographs

how misha got flustered and didn’t answer when alona tal asked if he’d ever kissed jensen

any single one of those things could probably be explained away or shrugged off, but all of them together? most of these are clearly either spur of the moment or not done as part of a performance, because it would be a weird fucking performance to intentionally do a bit where you’re horny for misha’s empty accent.

and while i don’t have a link to an individual example, when you’ve been involved in the spn fandom a while you hear dozens of accounts from con-goers about misha and jensen being just completely absorbed in each other during photo ops. i really don’t think any actors, no matter how talented, could keep up an act like that.

if you’d like to compare them to actual jokey flirting, look at how misha and jared are around each other. THAT’S two good buddies who are comfortable showing affection and doing flirting as a bit. i mean, they kissed in the gag reel and it doesn’t have half the sexual tension of misha touching jensen’s back and whispering in his ear.

(disclaimer, because people get the wrong idea: i absolutely do not think they’re cheating, i think they’re polyamorous. there’s a big, big difference.)

[rotshop]

*slams into your inbox* I just read through mag reader and Deimos headcanons again and I love it. I would def be interested in seeing more! (Also are you sure you don’t wanna hold his hand? Even just a little?) -Echo

gonna do a funney little mix of ideas here ,,,,, lol ,,,,,,,, also yes i am sure <333 i go 'hey check out this funny fish' and then i hold his head underwater.

[ tw brief, light violence, body horror and gore / blood ]

context

auditor + mag s/o ;

-OK OK HEAR ME OUT .

-you weren't originally an aahw project. while they're definitely the biggest company of sorts around there's still a few others that are like them but not exactly them hanging around nevada. you happened to be in some facility they decided to raid due to them having some possibly useful information regarding the anti-aahw . she's definitely a little less than enthused to get a call from her agents that she should come check this out but ,, when she lays her eyes on u that immediately melts away

-he's VERY very curious about you. keeps you close which is kind of nice bc it means you're treated pretty well but also it means a lot of being watched. audi just has like. a habit of unconsciously ''''''''studying'''''''' you. they're always noting little behaviors of yours down mentally and asking you little questions abut how you came to be and what abilities you hold.

-believe it or not he actually DOESN'T want you in fights. she knows you're incredibly capable but the thought of you getting too involved in a bunch of clawing and tearing again makes her get uneasy. she just prefers for you to stay by her side, with the excuse that you're a body guard of sorts for her (you aren't, she's got several other, more disposable mags that serve that role just fine.).

-HOWEVER. there is one time where he doesn't get an option in that. a few contractees and dissenters attempted a raid on the base audi was at, hoping to try and get some sort of bargaining chip to make deal with. before they can even really attempt to try and land some sort of hit on them you're already pouncing on the nearest grunt, blood already spurting and painting the walls red in mere seconds of your arrival. it honest to god shocks her into stillness, her just watching motionlessly the entire time, only really moving once to dodge some limb you'd mindlessly thrown her way after tearing it from its socket. WHILE SHE IS IMPRESSED ,,, she still scolds you a little for being reckless while trying to scrub the blood off of you with a wet rag, huffing that 'you could've gotten seriously hurt' if you were any less careful >:/

-however he does do the thng where he like. cups both sides of your face and then presses his forehead against yours. you have to lean down a lot for him to do so but still. sighs a little while brushing his thumb under your eyes and tells you to be more careful from now on.

-auditor is not immune to favoritism and it shows. someone brings it up (shakily, of course) and she just shrugs and goes 'idk what you're talking abt' while petting you who's got your head on her lap. said person promptly gets 'dismissed' after.

-hates whenever anyone tries to put some kind of muzzle on you, even if its just for the jaw dislocation thingy it still makes him go kind of '>:|' . he'll let them for like. a day at MOST (unless you keep trying to get it off, then chances are he's just gonna take it off for you. nobody really bothers asking / trying to get it back on you bc he just sends them a sharp little glare before they even can. if you REALLY need it that bad then he might try and convince you to keep it on a little longer or otherwise take your mind of it, he still feels really bad about it tho . )

sanford + mag s/o ;

- :)

-you two knew each other before he dissented / you became a mag. worked pretty close together and were just close in general !! you didn't know dei super super well since he worked in a different area but you two met a few times and hit it off pretty well.

-anyway ! he doesn't take your magnification well. at all. the first few times he saw you after it were the worst, mostly because those few times were primarily because you were lashing out at agents for one reason or another (mostly maltreatment from guards / people being shitty in general) . for the first while its so obvious that you're just exhausted from what's happened to your body that was NOT meant to become this, that you're tired and on edge from not being allowed any real rest. it makes him feel fucking terrible to see how awful of a state you're in and know that there's next to nothing he can really do to help.

-it especially hits him when he notices the other little changes. there's some specific moment where he's holding onto you far too tightly, clutching at the back of your jacket while he does his best to keep composed. you always had this habit of giving a half jokey hum of some stupid little joke or even just a 'what's wrong, big guy?' whenever he seemed off or tense, he can't help but make note of the lack of real response from you in the moment other than you wrapping your arms around him as well. another time, maybe he tries to make some little inside joke after something reminded him of it, looking back at you with a little smile. it hits him with a special punch to the gut when he notices your confusion, you just can't recognize it. you don't remember it anymore. you don't remember a lot of your old self or interactions anymore.

-you two end up getting split up at one point or another. orginally, he'd planned to run away with you and deimos buut,,, one way or another, you weren't really able to get out. he goes looking for you a bunch but eventually he has to stop when it gets to be too much and he can't find any real sign of you, he's quiet for a long time after it.

-HOWEVER . he does eventually find you in some abandoned warehouse him and the others had planned to look for supplies in. the entire time he's in there he keeps hearing sounds he thinks are just dei or hank but every time he asks or comments on it they just give him a look of confusion or a little 'what are you talking about?' it puts him really on edge, it's worse when he's in one of the further corners, digging through a few boxes and desperately trying to ignore how much it feels like someones there. anyway umm lol its just you ,,,, ehe . it takes him a solid minute to process that its you but as soon as it clicks he's yelling your name and running up to hug you. doesn't even stop to think that you could totally tear him a new one right then and there he's just too happy to see you. dei and hank both come rushing over after hearing him, dei recognizes you too and is just kinda 'oh hey !! friend !! :D' while hank stands there and just kinda stares.

-is able to take you back to base without too much argument from the others. he does his best to fill you in on everything that's happened in hopes you'll explained what happened on your part too. even if you don't he can't be too upset since he's just too gd happy to see you again ,,,, chances are you stick around him a lot . deimos is nice but u don't remember him super well and hank makes you uneasy lmao . its ok he thinks its funny though, just laughs a little whenever you stand in his doorway in silence until he notices you :)

[normal-thoughts-official]

too bad you're not in the sh fandom anymore so i there's no one i can discuss my silly headcanons with :'( like those about magnus' typos (eat me out at... and such). like magnus sends catarina a message: "got a new shower gay! smells like candy :D"

...Sorry? LMAO. I mean look don't get me wrong, it's not like i am Turning My Back On The SH Fandom And Never Want To Hear About It Again or anything. Like, Magnus in particular was very important to me in a very personal way, like figuring out my gender presentation and other stuff that I had been struggling with at the time. And I don't think I've ever stayed in a fandom, nevermind made so much original content for it, for as long as I have in SH, at any point in my life. I think SH is pretty established as a piece of media that's important to me and I'll still be caring about it from time to time. Not to mention that I made many good friends because of this fandom.

But I just don't want to make content for it anymore, at least not for now. I had over 16 unanswered asks for the fandom that had been sitting there for... A very long time and even though many of them were about topics that I genuinely wanted to write about (like the one I got about what would Magnus' family's religion be, or the one about what Raphael's clan thought of Magnus, or the one about whether or not he was a problem child), I just didn't have the energy to. And if I'm being honest I think it's because I pushed myself.

Not only in the sense that like, I kept refusing to delete asks and trying to answer them all even when I didn't really want to and kept being stressed by having unanswered asks, but also that I think I tried not to get invested in any other fandom because of SH. Like I actively didn't watch new shows or movies or read new books because I wanted to keep focusing my attention on the SH fandom, and because of the pandemic and being stuck at home I was focusing on it so much for two years. Because I made so many friends, and I liked getting so many asks and having so many people interested in my meta and opinions, and because Magnus mattered a great deal to me personally.

I only even ended up "switching fandoms" because I started playing interactive fiction apps as a joke (because I had a whole collection of Episode screenshots from years ago and I was like oh man, I missed this), but then I became actually invested by accident, lol.

Also I was making a lot of content for the last two years because of the pandemic and being stuck at home and both my uni and the place I was supposed to work at being on hold, but now I have considerably less time as that's no longer the situation. So... I haven't found the energy to participate in anything SH in a while (other than alecgate I guess). And after I get some kind of "detox" I'll probably be more available to talk about silly headcanons and maybe even make more meta again, but for now it feels more like a chore.

But hey, I'm still firmly on the side that the SH fandom is far from dead (hell, there's more content for it than for the fandom I "switched" to), and many people I know are still interested. I'm sure there are spaces to talk about your headcanons. Not to mention your posts are funny on their own right. You'd probably get someone to talk to if you just posted them on your blog

So... Yeah. Sorry I know this is a very dramatic and personal response to what was just a kind of jokey vent thing, and I don't want to make like... A PSA or a Goodbye because I'm not that important and it's not like I'm Refusing To Post About SH Again Forever like I said, but... Well I guess this ask made me want to explain all of that. So here it is, I suppose

[bisluthq]

I'm sorry, what is the red lingerie night? ahah Agree about your other points, towards the end they were both tired of each other and there wasn't the whole "let's have sex because we haven't seen each other in so long" when she was on tour, that I think drove that relationship for longer.. Once she was off tour in January, they both grew tired of each other..

I think it’s funny because the Swiftwyn rough patch - as indicated by the anxiety songs on Lover and tbh general vibes from them both and Coney Island and shit - came about when they were apart for ages. Which makes sense because they were like living together and seeing each other every day and suddenly they were on separate continents and shit got ~harder~ obviously. Like the Rep tour and Operation Finale definitely weren’t their best time together. And with Tayvin, you’re right, shit was great until they were proper living in his house and suddenly they were like “and now what?” and reality hit because there’s only so much you can fuck and discuss pets and make jokes if you don’t share fundamental values and aren’t like legitimately compatible. Interesting contrast tbh.

As for Red Lingerie Night, it is a story told on Deuxmoi that goes like this. Kristen Stewart was out with friends and they were sharing weirdest celeb encounters. Homegirl allegedly proceeded to tell this story in that jokey friendly context. The year was 2015. KStew was in NYC partying with a big group of friends that included Taylor Swift. At the end of the night, Tay invited Kristen back to her place to carry on hanging out and like watch shit or whatever. KStew went. Taylor disappeared, and reappeared in red lingerie and a robe, and dressed in this manner proceeded to prance around the apartment saying things like “isn’t this place beautiful!?” KStew went into a deep gay panic and peaced tf out of there, honestly as she should.

Now, obviously the person who told this story on Deux could be lying. Obviously KStew could have been exaggerating to make it funnier to tell over drinks to friends. But I choose to belieb something like this happened because it is so deeply in character for both women that like… I just buy it lmao. If it’s fake it’s incredible fanfic, and I want it to be real.

If it’s real, it is possibly one of the biggest Hetlor proofs because it’s deadass possible Miss Ma’am thought nothing of flouncing about in her undies because they were all just ~girls~ tbh. It is also possibly a Bilor proof because perhaps she was trying to seduce Bella from Twilight (as she should). My read is it’s a third option and they’re both just fucking weird lmao and that’s… why I choose to belieb.

[hopeshoodie]

@ariendiel​ came up with this idea and I think it’s SO funny so here’s the LITG s2 Islanders as anon hate that I’ve (and ariendiel) received

Also this post is a haha funnie laugh jokey joke so if you’re going into it intending to get angry maybe don’t click read more…………

Blake

Personal insult that is super out of touch because she’s actually really pretty, plus a lot of exaggeration? That’s Blake’s brand for sure. Blake doesn’t care if it’s true, it just feels good for her to hurl it at someone else. 2/10 didn’t land the way I’m sure she meant it to, just came off as random and lazy.

Carl

He gets annoyed easily and doesn’t have tolerance for people he doesn’t like. Carl absolutely doesn’t know how to block/ignore someone he doesn’t like, instead preferring to lurk and get his feelings hurt. The passive aggressiveness is 100% his brand, 7/10. 

Chelsea

I know this one isn’t a hate message but I hated it 😂 Chelsea would say this and she’d mean it as a compliment- if you were getting along better with someone awful like Levi or Jasper she’d say ~~~oooh I think he likes you~~~. Chelsea never means to say unkind things, but she certainly can carelessly say things in the moment that stick with you and upset you. 9/10 I was able to make a bunch of memes.

((Sidenote: I know this was a joke and I don’t hold anything personally against you LMAO. tbh I don’t hold anything personally against any of these anons even though I think their actions are childish and cringey))

Elisa

Just like the gossip sneezer argument, this one is just her projecting onto people. Elisa loves sticking her nose where it has no reason to be and lashing out when she gets caught doing that, so this is super on brand for her. Anon is clearly going through something just like Elisa. 1/10 if you’re going to proclaim something at least have evidence to back it up. 

Felix

Low-effort, trying to be edgy, super extreme and carless for no real reason? That’s Felix babey. 0/10 do better.

Gary

He’s actually right- people who cloak bad takes in academic language to make the person they disagree with sound smart are terrible. Unfortunately, he’d get validated on this once and then start throwing it around to anyone who sounds vaguely academic and who he disagrees with- he’s not great at nuances. Ultimately, he betrays that he doesn’t care about the issue at hand, he’s just reactionary and thinks a person is ‘gross’ or ‘bad’. 6/10 there’s a point to be had here, but he fumbles the application and explanation.

Hannah

The :3 is just really on brand and plus Hannah has no self-awareness about her own writing so insulting other people would 100% be her go to. 5/10, it wasn’t true, but the execution redeems it.

Hope

She doesn’t snap at random people often, but when she does her insults are targeting your insecurities and super pithy in execution. Ngl this one hurt a little bit, just like Hope yelling at me would make me cry. It’s got the right amount of anger behind it too. 8/10 simple but had the right amount of forethought to get the job done. 

Jo

((Sidenote: I censored and cropped this one before posting it, the original was full of a ton of hate speech and explicatives, but it was basically saying ‘you support blm? I’m going to say a bunch of horrible shit and call you dumb!’)) 

This one is Jo, for sure. She’s so straight she still thinks ‘don’t have kids’ is an insult, and she has no qualms about being ableist, transphobic, fatphobic, and homophobic all in an ask that was originally in response to a police brutality post. Jo also thinks she’s being really smart and logical, when really she’s just acting like a 13 year old boy who just joined debate club and thinks he’s really good at it because he speaks in a monotone voice.  -2/10, a prime Karen ask. 

Kassam

Y’know, Kassam is pretty observant and will only insult people passive-aggressively with well thought out comments. He’s usually a lot more sparing with his sarcasm, but when something really gets under his skin he can’t let it go. 9/10, this is probably the best insult on here but if it’s really the best that is to be had I feel pretty good about myself tbh

Lottie

She loves to think that everything revolves around her and overanalyze everything that people she doesn’t like do. Lottie’s the kind of person who makes a big stink about unfollowing someone, then lowkey stalks their blog to find things to be upset about. For context, someone sent a bunch of asks mad about my Bobby/Noah fic then got mad that I didn’t reply to their hate anon. It wasn’t about you, babes, I was in the forest climbing rocks ‘n shit. But also the entitlement of expecting someone to platform you even if you’re being unreasonable? That’s Lottie babey. 7/10 because I like the idea of you putting way more thought into this nonsense than I did. 

Marisol

This is Marisol 100%, from the Bad Takes on gender/fandom to the willful misinterpretation of someone she refuses to engage with in good faith. When you argue with Marisol, she’s going to twist your words and paint herself as the victim. In the same way, this ask was in response to a fluffy domestic ficlet I posted about Bobby/Noah that didn’t sexualize them. I also only ship Lurik and Bobby/Lucas (and mostly post about straight or wlw relationships), so saying I ship ‘every male character’ is a lie and ‘regardless of chemistry’ is a stretch- both those pairings have SO much chemistry. Marisol would 100% see a lesbian that she didn’t like and hurl her tumblr vocabulary at them to try and paint them as a villain, she’s just that vindictive and spiteful. It’s a pretty shitty character trait to have, though, and she should really take a breath and more critically examine her own impulse to react that way……… 3/10 at least it can be a learning moment.

Noah

First of all, Noah is boring. He’s a dweeby little nerd who likes Homestuck, reptiles, reading, and healthy relationships with his masculinity and family. It doesn’t get much less edgy than that, but we adore him anyways. So the ask is based in truth, but bungles the execution (and also isn’t really that big of a deal to begin with?) As for this being an insult he’d come up with, he’s pretty lame with colorful language and doesn’t really know how to create a good insult, so he’d default to something weak like this. 0/10, didn’t actually upset anyone, and didn’t manage to be funny in the meantime.

Priya

She doesn’t know how to cope with mistakes or conflict, her own or otherwise, and so her solution is to just wish things away. She doesn’t know how to mind her own business and gets swept up in self-righteousness altogether. Didn’t really hurt my feels or make me feel anything though, so 2/10.

Rocco

Childish, poorly thought out, and lacking critical thinking. I’ll give Rocco a bit more credit than anon though, he knows what he’s doing is wrong but doesn’t care enough to fix it. I’m assuming anon is 100% caught up in their ‘stanning’ of a character to not take other people disagreeing personally. But Rocco definitely gets caught up in being annoyed in much a similar way. 3/10, not super convincing or creative.

[filmactor]

genuinely though, i think tomo is weirdly representative of me...learning to give less of a shit and actually have fun with my writing in the rpc after i’d honestly forgotten how LMAO?? for a while, i was so worried about what people would think of what i was writing. my dash around that time had been so fixated on like...being deep and poetic and literary and shitting references to classic literature at every given opportunity (obviously, i do think this can be well-done and interesting but it’s very boring to act like that’s the only way to write). if your muse wasn’t a brooding genius or tragically delicate, they were...comic relief??

literally, i had a muse whose entire plot was that people thought he’d been dead for 25 years and then he showed up literally unchanged & my intention was to explore that situation in a serious way (like that would be TRAUMATIC) but because the guy was outwardly laidback and kind of a himbo, half my interactions were based around treating him like a funny idiot (i had one friend who did consistently take him seriously and i love them for that). and i don’t even want to talk about how dismissive a lot of my interactions on mio’s old blog. i was constantly on the dash trying to remind people i didn’t mind putting mio in serious situations and that i thought, from a developmental standpoint, it would be interesting to see mio’s optimism challenged and yet she was constantly used as a rare chance for a dumb fluffy thread with a Cute Girl. i’m bad at writing fluff! unless i’m personally invested, i think it’s boring!

OR the alternative was that i’d put hours of writing into explaining kael’s personality in excruciating detail and explaining exactly why he behaved the way he did. most people following me here now didn’t follow me on kael’s blog but i really didn’t leave a single stone unturned. if there was something about kael that could be explained, i explained it in a post that was definitely way too long (hmmm kind of like this one??). and still, people would see him being vaguely standoffish and be like ‘ohhhhh he’s a jerk. this character is a bitch! so mean and grumpy!’

so being able to write tomo, a character who’s very chaotic and a little weird, without people just pushing him into a box is really neat. like i genuinely really appreciate the fact i can make tomo funny and serious at the same time. i can FINALLY write jokes into my replies without people going ‘oh this is a funny character, this is a jokey jokester and i am going to make fun of him’. like people DO make jokes about tomo but it feels like i’m actually in on the joke and the jokes aren’t either at my muse’s expense or based on somebody refusing to understand my muse beyond one surface character trait. (or even the fact i can write karam as cold and standoffish and weird but he’s not just written off as Probably Evil)

i just feel like the experience i have with rp now is really nice. there’s such a variety in characters on my dash. i do think the same issues i used to have with the tumblr rpc DO exist and it’s obvious certain characters get prioritised. and people still do act like a character has to be tragic and dark and edgy to be interesting (again --- i don’t care if a character IS dark, it can be done well) but my personal curated dash experience is still reassuring. i still feel a little shitty about my blogs from time to time but i don’t really feel quite as frustrated about people willingly refusing to understand my writing nor do i feel quite as pressured to write what other people think is interesting. tomo is a character i never would have written in the past. i was worried he was a little riqsué?? and it was hard to write a famous muse without people assuming you were trying to godmod or some shit....being a celeb is being op for regular people.