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One of the funniest things about the Kelvin alternate timeline is the fact that Jonathan Archer is a) still alive, b) still in Starfleet, and c) seems to have taken up breeding beagles whilst teaching courses at the Academy and Scotty lost his best one in a transporter accident.
One of the movie writers even confirmed that this is meant to be that Jonathan Archer, same as the Prime timeline, but this motherfucker is like 146 years old and still turning up to teach these young hooligans that space is dangerous and aliens can be unreasonably mean.
I'm headcanoning that in both timelines the usual lifespan for Humans and Andorians is about 120 years but Archer and Shran are beating the odds by fondly arguing every day with neither wanting to die before getting the last word in. A strategy Bones would later employ. (No, seriously, Bones in the Prime timeline got to 137+. Via spite, I think.)
#star trek#star trek kelvin timeline#jonathan archer#star trek enterprise#thy'lek shran#shrancher#if they ever do a Star Trek 4 I want Scott Bakula to play Archer again#But not like incredibly old#No he just has white hair and some makeup wrinkles and no one bats an eye as the 150+ year old#and his ancient Andorian husband#bicker in the background before giving Sage Advice and bickering all the way home again#So Jeffrey Combs can get on the big screen with Trek#Archer also has like a flotilla of beagles obediently trailing behind him
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can't remember the last time i've sat down and drawn the umineko dads
#umineko#umineko no naku koro ni#when they cry#wtc#kinzo ushiromiya#ushiromiya kinzo#krauss ushiromiya#ushiromiya krauss#rudolf ushiromiya#ushiromiya rudolf#hideyoshi ushiromiya#ushiromiya hideyoshi#jichanart#i've drawn the umineko moms quite a few times but not really the dads#sorry hideyoshi i'll do better on you next time 💔#kinzo is fun to draw even if he's uhhhh kinzo unfortunately. old and severe and intimidating#krauss is 👍 wide 👍#rudolf is interesting because he's a bit slimy but i also want him to look like he could've been a ladies man in his youth#i know he's insecure about his wrinkles. he probably has a cream for that. i mean cmon he talks about wearing a bit of makeup#he probably plucks his brows otherwise they'd look like kinzo's and krauss' lol
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I LOVE BATMAN OKAY??? And we as a society do not talk about Bruce "Brucie" Wayne enough. Who else is doing it like him? Zero braincell himbo of a persona. Would give a cashier $300 in tip. And he's Batman. Never seen a man with more care, heart, hope, and inability to do anything half-assed. He's givin' a hundred percent or nothing. Man of an expanding number of kids? He's literally a single mom. PEAK!
#I LOVE BATMANNNNNN#PEAK CHARACTER (WHEN HE IS WRITTEN CORRECTLY)#he cares so much and is so hopeful he would run himself into the fucking ground like guys?? i love him i need him#HES A WEIRDO WITH A BLEEDING HEART OF GOLD#AND BARELY ANY SELF PRESERVATION#HE THINKS HE IS UNLOVABLE!!! RAHHHHHH#batman and spider-man are so peak hero when written right nobody knows them like I do btw#digital art#batman#bruce wayne#batman fanart#bruce wayne fanart#procreate art#batman bruce wayne#btw jason todd does not have a chokehold on grey/white hairs i am a grey streak bruce wayne truther#btw did not forget about scars/wrinkles either with Brucie he hides them with makeup!#fanart#art#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡
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Formal Event!
...Who let Stelle get her hands on an eyeliner pen.
#scrambled-aegis#honkai star rail#hsr#digital art#trailblazer#dan heng#march 7th#hsr himeko#hsr stelle#...march I can't do your makeup#you've got wrinkles all around your eyes right now#do not! and you're the one who told me to close my eyes!#can you close your eyes with less... vigor?#you look like you've tasted stelle's fried rice#I'll show you vigor you-
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The absolute sweetest man I've ever seen, both in real life and in media 💚
#I'M SO HAPPY THEY POSTED A SHOT OF THE DIGITAL VERSION OF THIS FILM TODAY#The look inside of his eyes! THE WAY THAT THERE IS THAT SHINE AND THE SMIRK AND THE MAKEUP AND THE MESSINESS#PLEASE LET POOR PEOPLE LIKE ME HAVE ACCESS ASAP I AM SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SOLD CARTOON CHINESE MONEY WHILE I'M TRYING TO STUDY ARTHUR#joker 2#Arthur Fleck#Even if I'm the only one in this fandom I will do it with unabashed joy#THE WAY THAT HE LOOKS THE WRINKLES EVERYTHING I COULD WRITE 20K ALONE
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Horizon will always be my favorite game and I'm excited about the remaster.
But. Am I the only one who is a bit bothered by the new models? They look a like they put a face filter on the characters tbh.
Like what happened to Ourea here? Give her back her wrinkles :/ (Her skintone also looks off, but that could be lighting). Similar issue with Rost.
Other parts of the remaster look good, the animations look much more alive. But I wish the face models were closer to the original artstyle of zero dawn.
#please tell me im not the only one who prefers the old models#i know this is kinda nitpicky#but at the same time i feel like the remaster is trying to make some of the characters look more conventionally attractive#like softening wrinkles and sort of adding “makeup” to some female characters#im tempted to make a full post with more comparisons#i am critical because i care a lot about this game. not trying to hate or start beef#criticism#horizon#horizon zero dawn#horizon remaster#hzd#cyan.html
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made last minute plans to see my bf and damn i really care what that guy thinks of me
#aristotle.txt#me going to see anyone: it’s fine if my clothes r kinda wrinkled and makeup is boring who gaf#me cause im seeing him last minute: should i iron my scarf#like girl
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Do Romulans have holodecks? If they do I bet Toreth has a problematic revenge fantasy about "Major Rakal" and I would love to see it.
#commander toreth#major rakal#romulan fanart#star trek fanart#i'm into pulp fiction what can I say#I wanted Deanna to have big dramatic hair but no makeup#had to make up tal shiar undershirts#assume Deanna's on some kind of platform I wasn't thinking about legs#i forgot Toreth's wrinkles but just assume her face is taught with rage idk
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#bg3 did something terrible to a selection of artists honestly. the tiktok perfect makeup & perfect plastic surgery features#its clearly fed by the bg3 char creator being terrified of ugly people. the npcs see it too. karlach's flawless skin#shadowheart's iconique scar being nearly invisible#an angel loses its wings every time u draw ur tav and their romanced npc sitting close to each other-#-looking like theyve got a nosejob & lip shots & 8 layers of foundation and contour-#-expressionlessly staring forward bc what if they had wrinkles#bumble buzz#delete later#probably#im right but i dont necessarily want to spread negativity abt peoples fanart#i just. wish people recognized this for the brainworms it is#INCLUDING LARIAN. i'll hate them forever for making all these preset conventionally attractive faces#and not allowing you to switch features out#did i ever tell yall that the only reason i even made an original char for bg3 rather than remake an old oc in their creator#was bc THE NOSES ARE ALL SO BORING i couldnt hurt my babies like that#my only skinny boy (bc you cant have a fat tav 😡 massive L) has a big prominent nose!!#idk it feels like a contagion. the beauty standard illness. its symptoms are seen quite clearly in bg3 fanart.#and I don't think its coincidence
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concepts to consider: louise's fluffy bed head. the way her spiky pixie cut would be more WILD, not regal, but actually unkempt. hair strands sticking out of place and shooting out in all directions like a destroyed bird's nest. sticking to her cheek, her eyes, her forehead as soon as she wakes up before the sun hits her face and runs her fingers through it to untangle it
#˗ˏˋ ༄ ──── 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒 〳 ❪ violence creates and molds as well ❫#someone who paints the perfect image 100% of the time and is suddenly presented as a normal everyday person is what i strive for#also#no makeup louise?#she's a natural beauty#ages gracefully#like fine wine#probably insecure about her wrinkles#on her forehead and eyebrows and the corners of her mouth#eyebags too#i mean#she's definitely in her 40s#she doesn't even look her age!#uses makeup to hide it ofc
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When is a hero going to boldly rise up and say what the rest of us are thinking: botoxing actors to the high heavens so they look snatched seriously harms their ability to emote on screen, and ya know, actually act. Like!!!!! I genuinely feel like that gif of Michael Jackson lowering the gun but it's me @ an LA nurse with cosmetic injectables
#looking at you bridgerton and heeramandi#it depresses me like one wrinkle is not gonna make me think this person isnt hot LET THEM LOOK LIKE THEYRE FEELING THINGS#like how did we go from overly exaggerated stage makeup so ppl all the way in the back could see expressions#to me taking out a magnifying glass trying to identify a furrow btwn ppls brows on my 40 inch flat screen
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fzn picrew by Fuzzenia
Artist's Twitter
#picqueue#fzn picrew#Fuzzenia#acne options#curly hair#dark skin options#piercings#different hair colors#thick eyebrows options#disability options#extrahuman options#glasses options#eyebags#facial hair options#freckles options#headscarf#makeup options#pride options#plus size options#sharp teeth options#unibrow options#wrinkles options
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Mini last min stuff for Primo
im thinking of wearing the cross earrings on the right for him, and the necklace for a little bit extra Slay
Cuz he already slays but. Like. Yknow it doesnt hurt to have a little Bedazzle™ as papa
#sydneys thoughts#Im still debating on how ill do his makeup compared to how i did secondos </33. His was so much more easier SOBS#I gotta do wrinkles somehow#And. Well. Hiding my hair
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BEST KOREAN SKINCARE FOR ANTI AGING, WRINKLES THAT YOU SHOULD TRY.
#cosmetics #skincare #beauty #makeup #skincareroutine #naturalbeauty #beautyproducts #skincareproducts #beautyblogger #makeuptips #skincarecommunity #beautylover #glowingskin #selfcare #beautyaddict #skincareaddict #beautyjunkie #makeuplover #skincareobsessed #beautyinspo #skincaregoals #makeupobsessed #beautyhacks #skincaretips #makeupcommunity #beautygram #skincarelover #makeupaddict #beautyblog #skincareblog
#cosmetics#skincare#face masks#makeup#skincare tips#skincare routine#glass skin#acne#healthyskin#antiaging#wrinkles treatment#wrinklereduction#wrinkle removal#long hair
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and if it sounds like im one of those people going ''im not interested in physical features im interested in personality'' thats not the case i wanna see those hands girl
#i couldnt date someone who wears foundation or makeup because i wanna see those wrinkles and pores girl#let me touch your bald spot PUH LEASE girl
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‼️SWEARING, EYESTRAIN (BECAUSE WHITE BACKROUND) AND BLOOD‼️
Some stupid shit me and @thewingedgoat did on one of his whiteboards.
Context: Cagney Carnation fought the Devil and beat the shit out of him.
"Stupid, ass flower"
"Damn, boss, You gonna clean that?"
"NO!"
"Clean the cat"
"NO! It's gonna hurt like shit!"
"Evil bitch"
*Screams in autotune*
This is me and Robin making commentary.
"He's turning abstract out of sheer pain"
"YES I'M WHEEZING"
Very true.
"Boss, yer bein' too dramatic"
I love that last one-
#cuphead#king dice#cuphead devil#devildice#platonic devildice#tw eyestrain#tw blood#tw swearing#thewingedgoat#I have a shit ton more doodles from the whiteboards- Anyone interested?#other's art#my shit#cuphead au#other's au#Sorry if Dice looks too old in some parts- My headcanon (Stolen from a fanfic) is that he has wrinkles under a lot of makeup#But not that much-
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