#man. man....

[cementcornfield]

Not Ja’marr sharing the FedEx post where Joe congratulates him. Babe that was from the 7th of February 😭😭😭

Ugh I knowww. i imagine he was poking around joe's profile (maybe because joe shared that photo of them? or just you know, checking in as he does!) and realized he hadn't seen that post yet? did he even know that joe was the one who presented the award to him?? (did he even know he won the award or did he block out standing next to josh allen???)

and i feel like he must have watched it all soft and fuzzy inside (much like i did) because there's joe acknowledging all his hard work and congratulating him in perhaps a dull but nonetheless sincere tone. and felt like he needed to share it immediately <3

[grunklebongrip]

When a fic doesn’t fit my head canons but it’s well-written

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[zhoudadudugongjin]

Look I love unconditional devotion love stories as much as the next person, but there's really something so deliciously raw about conditional devotion.

I have served you and I have loved you for decades, but I will not give up my principles for you. You cut out part of my heart and took it with you down that path that you insist on walking, but you walk it alone. Even when the bleeding, gaping hole you left in my chest kills me, I will not follow you.

[ryderdire]

Really interesting thing I glimpsed on rednote today

I think We- we’re developing international class consciousness 

[cinamun]

What a time to be alive.

Happy Black History Month to all and to all a good night ❤️🖤💚

[swedenis-h]

Wife lovers till they die

[hychlorions]

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

[cementcornfield]

not to be certifiably insane but ja’marr’s new gf posting on her story few weeks back about how sweet it is that he bought her first two birken bags (which tbh cute) But Then The. Bottega Bag Thing. Connecting Dots….??

anon i was thinking right around the same lines!!! it's like...we already Knew ja'marr was the definition of Gift Giving love language. clothes! bags! jewels! all of these are symbols of true love for that man!!!

[thestuffedalligator]

What's the process if you're a superhero and you come out as trans

Do you tell your villains?

Do you keep it a secret so no one can connect Spider-Man with your secret identity for a while? Or do you pop a pronouns pin on your costume and the next time you web up Doctor Octopus and he goes "I'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME SPIDER-MAN" you go "Spider-Girl actually! I've been figuring out some shit"

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

he is literally signing away years of progress, soon enough the civil rights acts will probably be gone too

[donnieisaprettyboy]

“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.

[muppetyaoi]

american pope leo xiv please excommunicate jd vance because it would be so fucking funny.

[babybasher]

[ceaselessbasher]

I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.