#mandolorian incorrect quotes

[thestarwarslesbian]

Bo-Katan: As mandalorian’s our main saying is Fuck the Jedi. Din: Yeah Fuck the Jedi. Now if you’ll excuse me I have a bounty to collect. [1 week later] Din: Hey, guess who I married? Bo-Katan: Who? Din: the last Jedi, Luke Skywalker. Bo-Katan: What?! Why would you do that?! Din: You said as Mandalorian’s we fuck the Jedi, and he is perfect. Bo-Katan: Din: You didn’t mean Literally Bo-Katan: NO!! Luke: :]

[elcarimercanto]

Luke showing Holocron videos of Anakin to Din:

Luke: So Din, this was my father, Anakin Skywalker.

Din: Heh, You look a lot like him

Din internally: Holy Force he looks just like Luke, but way more rugged and hot. Ooh, is that a scar? No! Stop it Din, you can't be having these thoughts about your boyfriend's dead force ghost dad!!!

Anakin appearing out of nowhere: Those thoughts are perfectly reasonable to have Din.

Din: WTF!?!

[paz-djarin]

Din: You look good in that hoodie.

Paz: You know where else I'd look good?

Din, zero hesitation: My bed.

Paz, at the same time: By you're side- wait, what?

[lightdrizzel]

Din: My son ward wishes to fight.

Another Mandolorian, looking at all 1′1″ potato sack of Grogu: Sir, this is a baby.

Din: Did I stutter.

[hyunjinbiased-blog]

Fandoms that I write for and rules

Fandoms

Stray Kids

Eminem

Yu-Gi-Oh! (Any characters from the original to 5Ds as I haven't seen Zexal or Arc-V)

Z Nation

Attack on titan

The Witcher

Shadow and Bone

Star Wars

Dead Island (both the first game+riptide and dead island 2)

Rules

I don't write smut for underage characters, if you want a certain character then it will be set when they're in their 20s

If a gender is not specified in the ask then readers will be gender neutral

Please be patient as I have other commitments irl so I'm not writing 24/7

[darlinglittlemeg]

Luke: I’m sure it’s fine to go alone.

*everything happens on tantooine*

*one day later*

*Luke’s door getting kicked down*

Luke: what the-

Din: YOU SENT MY SON ALONE!!!!!!

[local-jedi]

[the sound of beskar constantly being hit together]

grogu: bwwwap patu bwap ruah grrrr? (what's that sound?)

the amorer: your father is forging new foundlings with lady kryze

grogu: patu?

the amorer: .........

grogu: PATU

[wisefoxluminary]

Paz: I need to go check on something. While I’m gone, don’t breathe on my pillow.

Din: how about I just don’t breathe at all?

Paz: Atta boy!

[thestarwarslesbian]

Paz: Din, you are an idiot. Din: Shut the fuck up or I'll slit your throat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Boba: Din, you are an idiot. Din: Do you want a fight, huh?

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Luke: Din, you are an idiot. Din: Yes, yes Cyar’ika. I love you too.

[elcarimercanto]

Luke: So Leia, there's this guy...

Leia: yeah? What's he look like?

Luke: Well he has a mustache and-

Leia: no

Luke: you didn't let me fin-

Leia: no.

[coruscant-clickbait]

bo katan: I saw a mythosaur the armorer: that's a nice dream honey bo katan: I saw a real one the armorer: uh huh

[obscure-imaginations]

Din: Aw, 20 credits? I wanted a peanut.

Boba: 20 credits can buy many peanuts.

Din: Explain how.

Boba: Money can be exchanged for goods and services.

[thebaddestofbatches]

*Din searching the palace*

Boba: Djarin, what are you looking for?

Din: My will to live

*Grogu pokes his head around the corner*

Din: Oh there it is.

[bluescluelessly]

[insp. from @incorrect-mandalorian​ ]

[rainbow-squirrels-7]

@mutantmarveldragon‘s post lives rent-free in my brain and I couldn’t rest until I made this

[local-jedi]

bo-katan: thats why yo shoes raggedy

mando: thats why yo daddy dead

bo-katan: :0

mando: dead as hell

bo-katan: :'(

mando: what helmet he got on??