#marmelada

[semnebune]

Tărâmul lămâilor, de Helena Attlee

Pentru că este încă vară și unii dintre voi sunt în vacanță sau urmează să, m-am gândit să vă recomand o carte despre tărâmuri însorite, numai bună de citit într-o zi leneșă. Nu este din categoria noutăți, dar poate că v-a scăpat, iar eu am recitit din ea zilele acestea, constatând că unele lucruri le uitasem, așa că o împrospătare le poate fi folositoare și celor care știu despre ea. Tărâmul…

[narkonianews]

Domaći džem od jagoda bez konzervansa VIDEO RECEPT

Domaći džem od jagoda bez konzervansa VIDEO RECEPT Da li postoji neko ko ne voli domaći džem? Džem, pekmez i marmeladu je moguće napraviti od skoro svih vrsta voća, ali svima je nekako najdraži sa jagodama. Danas ćemo vam pokazati kako da napravite džem od jagoda u kućnoj režiji. U pitanju je potpuno prirodan voćni namaz bez dodatog konzervansa i učvršćivača, predivnog ukusa i mirisa. Priprema…

[fire-lord-katara]

BINGOOOO parabens @gravedangerahead !!

EU SAÍ PRA ALMOCAR E JÁ ACABOU???

[shikai-the-storyteller]

I know you weren't sure earlier, but the little green ghost's name is 'Denix'. I figured this out cause he killed Mike and it showed up in the chat XD

I JUST SAW THAT LMAO what a little legend. I can definitely see why people think that's Richas' admin (and I'm inclined to agree, after watching them move around)

[mirtadraws]

rewatched Kajmak in marmelada

[torgawl]

i was just thinking the other day how i miss eating tomato jam and marmelada and my aunt gave us a pot of homemade marmelada today. i was never sad

[maevemills]

Há lá coisa melhor que bolachas tostadas/maria com marmelada?

[manoelt-finisterrae]

o que o gato ve

Baixo o ceo de prata e cinza, onde a chuvia danza a súa sinfonía a goteróns sós como bágoas de lúa cae o orballo sobre a terra espida Pingas que susurran segredos como dentes de cristal no vento espesos goteróns de marmelada celestial debuxan na carne unha arte de aloumiños neste rio de vidro no que se desliza unha espada de luz que o ceo anuncia esgazado canto en cada pinga petando o eixo da simetría rota Batendo nas costuras da pel errante rompe as sombras danza vibrante, enchoupando o escuro dando vida ao silencio a chuvia poesía líquida derramado sublime achado

© Manoel T, 2023

[kyuala]

EU FICO REVOLTADA SÓ FILME GRINGO GANHANDO ah é? por que que você ficou indignada assim? POR QUE? por que voce ta se comparando com eles, é isso? COM CERTEZA SOU MUITO MELHOR COM CERTEZA o que você tem de melhor que eles? EU SOU BEM PRODUZIDO NAO TENHO UM FURO DE ROTEIRO MINHA TRILHA SONORA É LINDA EU NAO TENHO UMA INFLUÊNCIA GRINGA NAO TENHO NADA SOU TODO CHEIO DE ATORES INCRÍVEIS BONITO PRA CARAMBA cê tinha expectativa de ganhar? CLARO EU PENSEI QUE EU FOSSE GANHAR MAS TAMBÉM DEIXA DE ESMOLA PRA ELES ISSO DAÍ É TUDO MARMELADA É TUDO MARMELADA É TUDO COTADO JÁ SÃO OS ESCOLHIDINHO TUDO COTADO MAS QUE FAÇA BOM APROVEITO COM ESSE OSCAR O MEU SÃO DOZE GOYAAAAAASSSSS HAHAHAHAHA

[happyheidi]

Hi, I don't really have a question, I think.

I just wanted to talk for a while.

I'm not having the easiest time, my dysphoria has been bad and yesterday I got triggered in a lot of ways, full on panic attack (im fine now, my cat helped immediately, and it only lasted some minutes, but those minutes were hell)

I'm feeling ok now, my cat is sleeping with me, and life isn't so bad. But, god, I'm so tired. I just wish things were easier, you know? lol

Also, do you wanna see a picture of my cat? Shes called Maria Marmelada Miro, The Third, and she's perfect and the sweetest cat ever

Oh lovey, as a fellow anxiety ridden depressed person, I FEEL YOU! and I’m so glad ur cat helped the panick attack and omg OF COURSE I wanna see Maria Marmelada Miro, The Third! Are u kidding me? I need pics of this angel ASAP!! Btw, here’s for the pets whose name starts with an “M” (my dogs name is Moffe 😎)

And yeah I understand 100%.. I wish things were easier as well. Much love to you 💕

[haveyouatethisfruit]

Marmelada

Also known as apurui

[mermaid--bride]

A different halloween night

Maria: Is everyone here?

Yuma: Yeah yeah, hurry up with it, will ya?

Shin: Why did you want us all here? It better be good or you'll pay for making me come to this stinky place.

Reiji: "Stinky"? Ha... That is hardly a word that could describe our mansion... However I suppose I could not expect any different from a founder.

Kino: I have a highscore waiting for me. Can we speed this up?

Maria: Ok ok, relax. As you all may know, today is Halloween. So I thought it would be fun if we all had a little celebration together.

Subaru: YOU CALLED US HERE FOR A STUPID HUMAN CELEBRATION!?

Kanato: Unacceptable... I should cut off your skin for wasting our time, right, Teddy?

Laito: Nfu Come on~ It's not that bad of an idea~

Kazemi: Right. Besides, Maria never got to celebrate Halloween since it's not part of the brazilian culture. Of course she would want to take the chance now.

Yuma: As long as I don't have to wear some ridiculous makeup, I could care less.

Maria: Please, everyone! I know it's gonna be fun! Before we continue though, I have a question for everyone...

Trick or treat?

Ayato: Huh?

Ruki: Are we supposed to answer...?

Kino: Trick, of course! You are the one who should be giving us treats for our troubles.

Azusa: If the... trick is painful... then I... want it... heh...

Kazemi: Maria... What are you planning on?

Maria: Just wait.

... "Marmelada de banana, bananada de goiaba, goiabada de marmelo~"

Subaru: What, she's singing now!?

Carla: A mermaid singing is never good...

Maria: "Sítio do pica pau amarelo~ Sítio do pica pau amareloooo~"

*Swoosh*

Ayato: What the-

Kou: Woaaahh!!

*Magic sounds*

Azusa: Hmph... what... happened...?

Kazemi: Eh...? Why am I in mermaid form?

Yuma: AHH!! Why am I wearing a dress!?

Ruki: Me too... Maria, what is the meaning of this?

Ayato: Yeah? What is this? Why am I missing a leg!?

Shin: And why does Nii-san look like a fish!?

Carla: ...

Maria: Fufufu Welcome, everyone, to my Halloween party~!

The theme I came up with is a show from my home country known as Sítio do Pica pau amarelo!

Ayato is Saci Pererê, Kanato is Narizinho, Yui is Emília, Laito is Tio Barnabé, Reiji is Visconde de Sabugosa, Shu is Rabicó and Subaru is Pedrinho.

Ruki is Dona Benta, Yuma is Tia Anastácia, Kou is Zé Carijó, Azusa is Quindin the rhino, Carla is Prince Escamado, Shin is Conselheiro and Kino is Cuca.

Kazemi: What about me?

Maria: You're Iara!

Kanato: I'M GONNA RIP YOUR EYES OFF!!

Subaru: YEAH! BRING US BACK TO NORMAL!!

Ayato: YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS, FAKE BLUE!

Laito: Hahaha Ayato-kun looks good with a missing leg though~

Ayato: Shut up!!

Maria: Please guys, calm down! The illusion will end as soon as each of you finds the book corresponding to your character. The books are hidden all over the mansion. Once you have it, you go back to normal immediately.

Shu: So much trouble... But now that I think of it, you would never come up with such nonsense on your own.

Maria: Eh?

Reiji: I will have to agree. Whether out of fear or out of your own stupidness, the fact is you would never dare mess with us like this without being sure of your safety.

Yuma: Hah? What is that supposed to mean?

Ruki: I see... So you think there might be someone else behind this whole story.

???: Indeed.

Everyone: !?

*Footsteps*

Karlheinz: Maria would never play such a prank on anyone... So I had to give her some... incentive.

Carla: You... What is with those clothes?

Karlheinz: Why, I am part of the game, of course!

Maria: Yes! Karlheinz-sama is Dr. Caramujo and I am Dona Aranha!

Laito: ... What have you done to Slut-chan?

Karlheinz: Nfufu Do not worry. She is in no danger. I have simply cast a simple spell on her to make her emotions all numb, including her fear. She will serve as your guide through the game so everyone can get to the end.

Shu: So you made her into a puppet...

Kanato: How unpleasant... Please, bring her back immediatelly. Me and Teddy have no wish to play this game.

Ruki: I agree this is rather uncomfortable... However if this is Lord Karlheinz's wish, we have no right to question it.

Karlheinz: Cheer up. The faster you find the books, the sooner you'll end Maria's illusion and my spell. You have until the sunrise.

Ready? Start searching~!

[momo-de-avis]

this shit is ridiculous. one of our stops on the food tour we serve corn bread with cheese and marmelada on top, and god knows the FIGHT it was to have them serve port wine in actual glasses (they insisted paper cups were cheapers which makes no sense because glass is reusable, paper isnt, what the fuck). And now, to save on the amount of marmelade, they cut it down INTO SMALL CROSSES. THEY SERVE CHEESE WITH A CROSS OF MARMELADE ON TOP IT LOOKS SO FUCKING UGLY. TO SAVE UP MONEY. LITERALLY CUTTING CORNERS