#massechusetts

[cctinsleybaxter]

Nooooo we're missing it! (apparently they do this every year and it sounds unbearable)

[redstonedust]

Wait, you stopped swearing? How? How. Please. Share your secrets.

i just be doin things sometimes

[magnetictapedatastorage]

fem soldier has mad bazonkers and also a tattoo of the entirety of mt rushmore

[lolly-dolli]

I'm sending you this to make you talk about Beezy on your tumblr. Inflict him upon the internet for me, I love him, give me the clownboy

Oh no

Alright motherfucker, prepare to unleash the most normal of Azzy's adult siblings (well. Minus Levi but she still has terrible anxiety and DOES want to kill a man but it's only the one guy and everyone hates him)

Content warning for uuuh....I guess murder and cannibalism are the worst Beezy has in his backstory? He's not really all that fucked up over the antichrist bit mostly just relieved he has The Shakies from what species he is and on account of he has a brain disorder

Beatrice/Beelzebub (because his pa just renames all his kids, he reckons), is a Funny Little Guy who is pretty nice once you get past his unsettlingly sharp teeth (you're pretty sure he has more than one row somehow...?), tall, wiry frame and the whole...cannibalism part.

This is probably owed to the fact that, in his own words, "his ma raised him right."

Beezy was born the Prince of Gluttony in a cozy little encampment in the Great Smoky Mountains of North Carolina with a full he'd of baker-miller pink hair and a full set of teeth. His Ma is the matriarch of a family of pig farmers who, in the warmer months, enjoy hunting the...longer variety of pig, if you catch my drift; and his father, as far as he knows, was some stiff in a three-piece suit who was the one that got away. Literally!

She was apparently so impressed at this man's ability to navigate the woods at night despite his highly impractical attire and straight-up refusal to die that taunting turned to banter turned to flirting, and to her surprise, he accepted. The rest was history, including...whatever that kind of relationship was called was by morning. She said it wouldn't've worked out long-term, though, so no skin off her back.

Nine months later, Beezy came into the world, and his Ma was apparently so tired of waiting for a girl to name after her great-great-grandma that she just decided "y'know what? Everything about this kid is weird already and we ain't the sorta people t' judge. His name's Beatrice."

This would set the tone for the rest of Beezy's life.

Beezy's species technically doesn't have a name - what they're called tends to align with whatever local folklore they line up best with, because for the most part, they read as feral to other demons and any human unfortunate enough to walk into the territory of a hungry one.

Azzy would call him a Fae, but Beezy would probably prefer the term Rougarou, on account a' fairies only sometimes eat people, and that's what his family called them growing up.

He's actually the most socialized one of him known to demon society, and probably the most well-fed despite the number of ribs one can see through his skin.

His species has a notoriously high metabolism, meaning they tend to be opportunistic predators and take whatever they can get, and they simply have very little time to socialize--so little that most of their language is nonverbal, as they tend to be solitary and nomadic in lifestyle. Most are actually, contrary to popular belief, omnivorous, but gathering is a lot less quick than hunting.

Because Beezy has access to a regular supply of food, his status as a carnivore is more a choice than anything else. Azzy is working on changing that, though their other brother Andy have had more luck since fruit is at least sweet, and it's very hard to convince a nineteen year old that scurvy is something he can actually get outright rather than hiding vegetables in a smoothie.

He's a big fan of sweets.

His family ingrained in him the belief that it's important not to waste food (being as they live pretty off the grid), and he likes making "people sweets" with rendered fat and ligaments (don't accept candy from him unless you want to find out what gelatin made from a person tastes like).

He didn't meet his siblings until very recently, and was just kind of dropped into the Hellbound Antichrist Pile by his father in hopes of kickstarting the battle royale that is deciding an heir after being told he was going to come stay with him for a bit and meet his family.

Unluckily for Satan, the average Beezy-Azzy argument looks more like this than it does any sort of actual bloodbath.

Azzy is constantly playing 5D chess with anyone he doesn't fully trust (and sometimes even them too), and Beezy is actually pretty emotionally intelligent for a hick in clown makeup, so he thinks it's funniest to respond by Bugs Bunnying him about it.

Despite this, they genuinely do care about each other a lot, Azzy will just...never admit it outright. Instead he'll tell Beezy to stop nibbling the skin on his fingertips raw and make him wear a pair of gloves he made him which he made sure will match his outfit, so put on the gloves before you give yourself an infection, Beezy.

Beezy is like a human demon knifecat in teasingly saying that Azzy does love him.

He'll then proceed to very earnestly play devil's advocate against factory farming as a practice to piss Azzy off, and the cycle repeats. Such is life

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

miku worldwide usa edition (click to fully appreciate)

(go follow the cool artists under the cut)

finished map: here

washington: @mochasucculent

oregon: @the-jelliphish

california: @camiliar

arizona: @apelgif

nevada: kikiCPU

utah: @ace-o-hearts

montana: @just-luxx

idaho: @roxyrot

wyoming: @saintlethanavir

colorado: @yaelartworks

new mexico: @eldritch-ace

north dakota: @schwoopsiedoodles

south dakota: beebeerock

nebraska: @glassofoj-twitter

kansas: @petziez

oklahoma: @razzafrazzle

texas: @princepsed

minnesota: @pastabaguette

iowa: @rumpledcrow

missouri: @inkyharpy

arkansas: @basement-buddy

louisiana: @circusclownproductions

wisconsin: @plush0fairy

illinois: @shrimpimage

kentucky: @double-m-b

tennessee: @thebiscuiteternal

mississippi: @juneyybee

alabama: @burnt-scone

michigan: @chorne-the-firstborn

idiana: @meowjuniper

ohio: @teethflavoured

west virginia: @littleivyart

virginia: @splemonocracy

georgia: @alyossan

florida: kierscribbles

south carolina: @ash-animates

north carolina: @pinkcultgirl

maryland: @f4ceache

pennsylvania: @sukifoof-art

new york: @doodoobirds

new jersey: @porcelain-rob0t

delaware: easybriizydraws

rhode island: @crazywolf828

conneticut: @koreyeet

vermont: @maggotwithanf

massechusettes: @wishpetal

new hampshire: @ohnoshiv

maine: @limesade

alaska: @owldart

hawaii: @theexistingbox

[brox-not-a-badger]

Apologies for not posting for a while!!

I was trapped in Massachusetts

I got to throw tea in the Boston harbor though!!! Just as the founding fathers intended!!! (It was caffeine free because caffeine is toxic to some fish species)

[massachusetts-official]

all those massechusetts memes are fully accurate. i live in a town 3 miles long and there are 4 dunkins

Only 4?

[shitty-proendo-blackout-posts]

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south carolina

[takami-takami]

Since Trump got shot and Biden flubbed his address again, it is now time for your weekly reiteration from V that you don't have to vote for Biden or Trump to vote for your local electorates on November 5th!

Massechusettes was able to collect 1.8 billion dollars from a 4% tax on incomes above $1 mil due to a midterm ballot question in 2022. You need to show up (or mail in) to vote for such things!

[i-dont-eat-drywall]

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[horngryeyes]

honestly playing fallout is so fun bc. i have like 0 concept of those locations. i know boston is a city but i had no idea where it was. my best guess maybe would have been "uhh east coast?". and i look it up and its in massechusetts and all i know about this state is a joke from a cuban comedian about how his dad pronounces the name. and thats all on my information about massechusetts

[breezypelt]

I FORGOT TO UPDATE TUMBLR ON THE CONCERT!!!! i went and it was awesome, so cool but i dont wanna spoil the setlist for other fans. all i will say is that the light colors they chose are fucking amazing and i cant get them out of my head. I WILL SAY THIS: IF YOU GO TO ANY TOUR DATES, BE ON BEST BEHAVIOR!!!! MAYNARD WILL LET YOU FILM THE LAST SONG OF THE SET IF YOU ARE GOOD NOODLES!!!!!!!

also holy shit the drive back was awful. driving through wet massechusetts weather was literally nothing... but once we got to NH we got caught in a whiteout blizzard and had to get a hotel to stay for the night. we almost had numerous accidents coming home. but we are ok!!!! :) and me and my friend both agreed that it was worth it.

[chaoschaoswriting]

Day 20 odd of pretending its December 2019 Considering my Masters specialisation it should not be a surprise that I insisted on taking 1 of our 3 days in Boston to go to Salem. Thankfully @aniphine is all about the stories that can be gathered so she took no convincing at all 😂 It was beautiful, snowy, and quiet. Eerily so. Everything was witch themed and the witchcraft museum was... Interesting to say the least 😅 but it was the many shop proprietors who tried to read our palms, cards, runes (ish) and auras that took the biscuit. Did you know Salem is the birth place of the national guard? No? Me neither. I'd live here in a heartbeat, and my only regret is that I didn't get a photo of the massive Krampus who loomed from the gloom as we were eating. . . . #throwbacks #roadtrip2019 #Boston #positivevibesonly #writeraesthetic #wickedsmaht #salemmassachusetts #massechusetts #salemwitchmuseum #spooky #travellingwriter #travel (at Salem, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/CJF6wpmATPW/?igshid=91suh1qpr54u

[sailingsisu]

Very cool "dungeon" like pub 😎⛵☠️ #sailingsisu #sailing #sailingfun #pubcrawl #massechusetts (at Provincetown, Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/CfOpN14Oe7f/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[malcolmrei]

#TheCommission ✊🏾 #HBD @derekastro_bkny #BigDaddyTex 🥩🥓🧀🥗🌶🥘🍤🍗 #BirthdayDinner 🍰🍷🥃🍺 @oldhomestead_steakhouse #nyc with #MyDudes @yaumfoto @3rdi_creative @freddieforrest #brotherlylove #friendsforlife #breuckelen #crew #bedstuy #clintonhill #bushwick #oceanhill #texas #massechusetts #stlouismissouri #grubtime #blackmen #grubbing #blm (at Old Homestead Steakhouse) https://www.instagram.com/p/CSm64ECH0RI/?utm_medium=tumblr

[rimili]

🇺🇸 Greetings from Plymouth 🇺🇸 Plymouth Memorial Hall . . . . . . #plymouth #america #massechusetts #usa #photograph #photowall #world #wonderfulplaces #fantasticview #fantastic #travellife #worldplaces #nationalgeographic #instatravel #funtime #worldwide #yestc #photos #thebest #exploringtheglobe #thebestshooter #wishlist #worlderlust #nomad #wanderlust #beautifuldestinations #amazingtrips #natgeoru #mustsee #kbatours (hier: Plymouth, Massachusetts)