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[larabar]

sonic fun! sonic fun!

[ionomycin]

Welcome home

[spicyraeman]

im uhh... putting her through it

[caprice-nisei-enjoyer]

Mathematical dual? Aint that the same shit that got Galois?

[dramashii]

Academic rivals to lovers is a superior romance trope because nothing is sexier than 2 smart people falling in love.

[moonlights-shadow-warrior]

I wanna see what everyone else says 'cause while I know my answer, I am an outlier

Also uh

They were 1.79

[facts-i-just-made-up]

whats equation??

An equation is a statement that shows the equality of two things, thus revealing a new understanding of mathematics or other truths about the world, like E=MC², or A²+B²=C², or MAGA=NAZI.

[kkwasrat]

hello tungleer i have some gUYs for u

[subbyp]

we need more post-canon/40-yr-old content with Zoro as the bartender of Sanji’s restaurant in the all blue and you can’t convince me otherwise

[bone-yarddz]

TW for horror/gore artwork under the cut

Sometimes I forget how fun this genre is to draw. SOOOO quick fanart for @ravewing ‘s infection AU, which is very awesome so go check it out :)

Anywhooo here is the art of the Stage 4 infected dragon!!

[sabakos]

Oh hey, I found some of my old math methods homework problem sets. Maybe some of my math mutuals will appreciate seeing what physics undergrads learn.

[e-rated-beardo]

Moar Scorn and the Saint-Maker! M̸͓̲͍̯̳̆̊̂́̓́̎ͅǪ̴̜͖̮͉̗̬͋̋Â̷͇͔͖̞̦̦̏ͅR̷̹̙̜͂̐!

Yeah so, ahem. New chapter! 😃

Summary, more art, etc under the cut ⤵️

Chapter 5: An invitation you can’t decline

Summary: An awkward chance encounter at the library, inappropriate daydreams, and Crowley makes a brave attempt to apologise for previous behaviour.

Fic (mini-)summary: A murder mystery/romance/who-turned-them-human Good Omens fanfic, set at a university in Scotland, with lots of smut and one trans angel

Chapter CN: One instance of light smut (skippable); some non-explicit thirst which is not skippable

Excerpt from chapter 5:

A chuckle. “Do you want to know something droll, Anthony? The good professor thoughtfully advised me to stay away from you. On account of you being, let me see here—ah, yes, a ‘headache’. And a ‘moron’, as well.” He did look up that time. Bad decision. Bad. His train of thought switched onto a different track and careened off in a not entirely unexpected direction. Fell’s eyes glittered. “Well, the feeling’s mutual, obviously,” Crowley managed after only a split second too long. “Obviously.” The emphasis was marked by a flash of both eyebrows and the widening of a smirk.

Read chapter 5 on AO3 ➡️

or start from the beginning ↩️ (currently ~18k words)

We've got another maths lecture in this chapter, and it's about topology! (Yes, he has drawn the alphabet; yes, it will make (some) sense)

@goodomensafterdark

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

Dream

Set post-game. Astarion plays a game with his beloved two days before their wedding. NSFW.

"I had a very nice dream that started like this." Astarion murmured, a smirk tugging on his lips. His soon-to-be wife was spooning him (our favorite sleeping and meditation position), her hand was roaming over his smooth chest---nails painted blue and her touch as always gentle.

“Did you?”

He could imagine her smirking behind him.

Oh, I have an idea. “Want to play a little game, darling?” he asked lazily.

She raised an eyebrow. “What kind of game?”

“I want to see if the dream will become reality. See if you do now as you did in that lovely dream. And do you know what the best part is, my dear?” The elf did not wait for her to answer, grinning so widely that his fangs were showing. “No matter what I win! Well, and you too, of course.”

She’s rolling her eyes. I know it.

“Nice save there, Astarion.” She managed to get out as she laughed. “But I’ll play along…are you going to hint whether I’m doing the right thing?” Her freckled hand drifted lower, and he could tell her lips were a hair’s breadth away from his ear. “Please, love?”

As always, dearest, you never fail to make reality better than any dream. “How can I say no when you ask so nicely? So polite and sweet, my tastiest treat is…ah!” he gasped as she reached the base of his cock. “Yes, that’s it! Such a good girl…don’t stop…”

She tugged gently on his earlobe. I nearly spilled right then and there. “Hmmm, I’ll take that to mean I’m on the right track.” Slowly stroking him, she lifted a leg slightly to go over his. “And this?”

“Ah-amazing, my sweet. Perfect. Keep going. Please.” Don’t stop. Never stop. Want to feel like this forever… With every passing second, he was more aware of her soft body against his---her heaving breasts against his back, the leg that was hooked over his thigh, her beautiful, perfect hand on his cock, and the warmth. Gods, the warmth. She’s so warm and soft and so sweet and so painfully gentle with me always.

“Now the real question is,” she bit on her lip playfully. “Do you want to finish inside me or not? Because I know you love it. Do you want to, love?” Agentha whispered, gripping his cock a little harder.

Astarion grinned. Just like the dream, except what comes next. “Oh yes, please! Though, I don’t necessarily need to.” Halsin confirmed what we hoped and prayed was true…a child, who should arrive in several months’ time. The most delightful surprise that I will be revealing at our wedding reception in two days. “You’re already so filled up, darling. Can you take more of my seed?”

She laughed softly. “You know I can, my beautiful love. You’d fill me with everything you have, and it won’t be enough…”

He growled, wiggling out of her hold and turning on his other side to kiss her as deeply and passionately as he could. I love her. I love her. I love her. I love her. “On your back, my pretty butter bun. Time to fill you again…” His eyes never left hers as she lay flat on her back. He then smiled as she reached for his face. “And again…” He kissed her once more. “And again…” Twice. “And again…”

“Are we talking about tonight or how many children you’d like us to have?” Agentha teased, her hands drifting upwards towards his ears. Oh you naughty girl… “Because that’s four I think?”

He barked a laugh as he kissed her jaw. “Four to start. At the very least. Then we can go from there. I personally wouldn’t be opposed to ten—”

“Four to ten is a hell of a leap, Mr. Ancunin.” She grinned. Agnetha’s freckled fingers traced the shells of his ears. “How does one make it, I wonder?”

“It’s so utterly adorable when you tease me, sweetness. You’re a smart girl, darling. I think you know how one gets from four to ten…” His lips captured hers in a heated kiss. “You simply add six.”

“Oh yes! Simply add six to four, and you get ten. How silly of me.” She snarked, her perfect nose wrinkling in amusement. “And I’m assuming you’d like ten—”

“Well, even that’s a lower estimate, dear—”

That was the most adorable squeak I’ve ever heard! Agi is simply the cutest. And there she goes trying to look indignant, but I know better, darling. I see that grin you’re trying to hide. “Astarion, you naughty man!” Her soft arms enveloped him as his lips touched hers again. I could kiss you for a thousand lifetimes, and it wouldn’t be enough. “Naughty…naughty…man…”

“Do you know what I love imagining, my love?” He slipped inside her, causing them both to moan. “You’re just so, so beautiful---belly swollen with our child, your breasts just utterly massive!!!” He giggled manically at that. “Can’t forget those hips of yours, sweetness. Good enough to eat…” Astarion rolled his narrow hips slowly, savoring every movement and moan. “Isn’t that lovely, darling?” I know the answer, but I want to hear it.

Going for his ears again, she moaned into his mouth. “Yes. Yes, it’s lovely. It’s what I want…want with you…as many as we want, I promise…”

“Good girl. Promise, ah, to let me take care of you? See to all your needs?” Say it. Please. Please, sweetness. His thrusts grew more erratic as he lifted one of her long legs on his shoulder. “Agi darling…”

The change in angle had her seeing stars, her brown eyes blown wide with lust. “I-I promise. Love you…trust you…do whatever you want, Star…”

That never failed to send him over the edge. As she gets off on me calling her a good girl, when she tells me that I can’t help myself. She’s such a sweet little thing. He buried his face in her neck and willed himself not to bite down. NO. No feeding from her. Not until the child is born. Feeling a hand touching his curls, he smiled. “You know, when you are bigger, darling, we’ll need to be creative with positions.” Astarion sat up and admired his fiancée.

“And let me guess,” she stretched her back a little, a large smile on her face. “We’ll need to test each one?”

He booped her freckled nose and looked fondly at her. “My brilliant, beautiful girl---of course we shall.”

She caught one of his hands and brought it to her lips. “I love you,” she wrinkled her nose again and giggled. “You utter madman. Why do I think we’re going to end up with a dozen little dhampirs?”

Oh.

His eyes widened. The corners of his mouth slowly rose, forming a feral grin.

“Oh dear, I know that look.” Letting go of his hand, she maneuvered him off her and sat up, swinging her legs onto the floor. “Is that the number we’re aiming for now, love?” She laughed as she stood. She walked into their master bathroom (designed by yours truly) and closed the door, leaving Astarion still grinning madly.

Oh yes.

As always, when it comes to you, sweetness, reality is always better than any dream.

Especially when it’s a dozen little dhampirs.

[caprice-nisei-enjoyer]

Why does p, the largest prime number, not simply eat all the other prime numbers?

[gaytwirights]

avatar : god :: god : dead

thinking about Behemo/s and her complicated identity again on this fine sunday evening

[bellamyblakru]

they may be just some guys, but they continuously ruin our lives.

for the lovely, beautiful, creative, kind queen alie who makes me smile and deserves the entire world @eddiediaaz