#maximum r&b

[whitetrashsoul]

[savage-kult-of-gorthaur]

READY STEADY GO! -- READY STEADY WHO?!

PIC INFO: Spotlight on English rock band THE WHO, left to right: John Entwistle, Roger Daltrey, Pete Townshend, and Keith Moon on the set of British rock/pop music television programme "Ready Steady Go!" in London, UK, c. 1965 📸: Glen Craig.

Source: www.picuki.com/media/3470540341792364591.

[spockeye-fierce]

The Who from Shepherd's Bush

[misterivy]

[mywifeleftme]

219: Eddie and the Hot Rods // Teenage Depression

Teenage Depression Eddie and the Hot Rods 1976, Island

Eddie and the Hot Rods were pub rock legends, which is one of those particularly subby subgenres you need to be fairly deep into your second divorce proceedings (thanks for nothing Debra) to understand as distinct from punk rock or power pop. You do know it when you hear it though—more soul and maximum R&B than punk’s bleached ferocity, a certain sing-songy bop. The Hot Rods had as frenzied a staccato attack as any in the UK’s first generation of punk, were considerably more competent musicians, and beat most of them to market by six months to a year. They also had a lot less to say artistically, but the Rods still made a formidable mini-boss for any fledgling punk band who shared a bill with them.

Their debut Teenage Depression absolutely goes—half of the songs are originals recorded in a studio, the other half ferocious live covers, and all of it sounds like a party thanks to their relentless “Train Kept A-Rollin’” chug. Of the originals, “Double Checkin’ Woman” has the best riff and is therefore the best song, but the snappy “Been So Long” and “Why Can’t It Be?” (in certain moments a dead ringer for Stiff Little Fingers’ “Alternative Ulster”) aren’t to be slept on. As to the covers, they’re all pilled to the gills, though the specific songs vary a bit between the UK and American issues, as was (annoyingly) common at the time. Alongside the expected ‘60s rock chestnuts (e.g. The Who’s “The Kids Are Alright”), the UK version showed greater range with its takes on Sam Cooke’s “Shake” and Joe Tex’s “Show Me”; the North American edition swaps these soul tunes out for more white R&B, including Bob Seger’s recent “Get Out of Denver.” (Wild that at a time when Seger couldn’t buy a hit outside the Midwest his numbers kept cropping up in UK bands’ live sets.) The most impressive testament to the Rods’ power as a live force might be that they manage to get more than an eyeroll out of their medley of Them’s “Gloria” and the Stones’ “Satisfaction.” It’s an object lesson in the power of teeth-kicking rock ‘n’ roll that even those played-out jams can sound new again given sufficient wallop.

Folks who are into this kind of music tend to already know Eddie and the Hot Rods, but if you’re a Reigning Sound / Dr. Feelgood / Oi! etc. type and you haven’t had a session with Teenage Depression, best get to it.

219/365

[lemongogo]

the panel of knives telling midvalley that hes assembling a team capable of mass slaughter -> two page spread of the finalized gung ho guns + wolfwood’s hand over the punisher .. >__< ughh .. i love ..

[transmissionsfromthebattlefield]

The Who are such great listening for the fall. The orange in the leaves really brings out the orange of the beans.

[doyoulikethissong-poll]

Aaliyah - Try Again 2000

"Try Again" is an R&B, electro, dance-pop, and trip hop song by American singer Aaliyah for the soundtrack to the 2000 film Romeo Must Die, which she starred in. After its initial release, it appeared as a bonus track on international editions of Aaliyah's eponymous third and final studio album (2001). The song was written by Static Major and Timbaland, while production was handled by the latter. The intro contains an interpolation from Eric B. & Rakim's song "I Know You Got Soul" (1987).

The song received critical acclaim from music critics for its innovative futuristic production. In retrospective reviews, critics have credited the song for helping "smuggle the innovative techniques of electronic dance music onto the American pop charts". In 2001, Aaliyah earned a Grammy Award nomination for Best Female R&B Vocal Performance for the song. In the US, it peaked atop the Billboard Hot 100, becoming the first single to reach number one based solely on airplay, as it was not commercially released in the US. Internationally, "Try Again" peaked within the top ten in Australia, Belgium, Canada, Denmark, Germany, Iceland, the Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, Switzerland, and the UK.

Romeo Must Die grossed US$18.6 million in its first weekend, reaching number two at the box office. In addition to acting, Aaliyah served as an executive producer of the film soundtrack, to which she contributed four songs. Her co-star Jet Li and producer Timbaland appear in the music video, which won Best Female Video and Best Video from a Film at the 2000 MTV Video Music Awards. The video also was nominated for Best R&B Clip and Maximum Vision Video at the 2000 Billboard Music Video Awards. It was directed by Wayne Isham, while choreography was orchestrated by Fatima Robinson. In 2001, the video earned a nomination for Outstanding Music Video at the NAACP Image Awards. Throughout the years, critics have praised the video for its fashion and choreography, with many deeming Aaliyah's look iconic.

"Try Again" received a total of 63,6% yes votes!

[just-null]

hii! i was thinking, after seeing your who's-your-fav-clone post ,about who would be their darling's favorite & i just wanted to 2share my thoughts.

honeslty my fav has always been urogi and in real-life context, i would be drawn to think that he would be the best yandere choice. like, he is the embodiment of positive emotions; everyone would like that, right? he fluffs up when he sees you, is happy to keep you company and loyal to his bird-like side, whenever he would see some shiny piece of something, let it be a jewel or radom metal or anything he likes, really, he would bring it to you and offer it as a mating gift^_^ so everything's perfect, right?

wrong😖 i mean all of the things above r still true, but urogi can get super overwhelming and your drawings + the you-mention-a-new-name post lowk highk made me scared of himm LMAOO like he is just so menacing, his devotion and love feel just super threatening no matter how sweet he tries to appear.

then, maybe the most gentle one, aizetsu? 🙅 nuh-uh, no. i actually really love your aizetsu cs i never thought about him in like this passive-aggressive manipulative/victim-complex toxic boyfriend light but it just fits him soo much! out of all the 4, he'd probably b the most emotionally drainig to be around.

sekido doesn't seem like a bad option too, if you put aside his bad temper... meaning, putting all of him aside lol. i mean, he seems like a guy who's dealing for the first time with very intense romantic feelings and his first instinct is to raise his guard up at like maximum security level🙁 all of his worries and uttered love confessions come out the wrong way and it just makes his darling withdraw from him, wich makes him panick. he tries to 'make things right' only scaring them further. his darling doesn't want to see him, spending all of their time w the others and he eventually lashes out on them and his siblings. even though he's only trying to look out for everyone..

soo i really think karaku is the better option. hes just a chill guyTM who might or might not be trying to get under his darling's pants sometimes, but he's so carefree (convinced that they won't never ever manage to escape since everyone is always watching them 24/7) that he just kind of lets them do whatever. like yeah you wanna go out? sure. have fun. if their darling is coming to seek any of them for comfort, it would most likely be him.

ultimately, i think the ranking would b this:

1. karaku

2. urogi

3. aizetsu

4. and much to his dismay, sekido

All pros and cons you stated are pretty accurate but you missed Karaku's cons. Surprise, he also is awful like the rest! Yes, he does let you go out and about, but not without consequences. He does things that could get others (or you) hurt on purpose or to save you from problems (that he made) You probably won't get overwhelmed if the others are there to regulate everyone, so you'll be a semi regular couple. Harem?

Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing as the saying goes. Karaku is too carefree. He's too confident that you'll bounce back if wounded. He's too confident you'll still come back to him at the end of the day.

They're parts of a whole at the end of the day, they need each other so they dont make you lose your mind, and life. The worst of them can end up being your saviors and vise versa.

As for our special hedonist, Karaku likes to PORTRAY himself as a pretty relaxed guy, to you specifically. He's not too pushy unless he knows you won't be too put off by it. But that damn thrill seeker side.....

He gets bored easily and constantly seeking pleasure like an addict. How do you get the best hit? After a disaster, of course! A disaster he made since things can get pretty quiet without a push.

Karaku wants your praise and favor, but he's not going to ruin his image in front of you. (Un)Fortunately for him, he knows you aren't able to have your eyes on him 24/7. In that downtime, he can do whatever he wants, like causing disaster around you or others. Little things that snowball and have you calling them (specifically him) to "save" you.

It's a good day if all Karaku does is try seducing you.

[tvdismylife]

Jason Todd ‘Red Hodd’: ABC

Warnings: mentions of smut and curse words

A (aftercare):

He’s not really good at it, but, he’ll try his best to make you feel comfortable. Some water, snacks and cuddles are his maximum

B (Body Part):

His favorite body part of yours has to be your tits. Not just in the sexual way, he’ll just have is head on your chest while you scratch his head. During sex tho? He’ll go crazy, he’ll suck, kiss and lick, while you moan his name mixed with blasphemies.

His favorite part or his? Abs. Why? 1) he’s proud of himself for how defined they are; 2) when you kiss him there he loses his mind. You want him to moan out? That will do the trick

C (Cum):

He isn’t really particular with it, but he’s not a big fan of coming inside of you. He’d rather make a mess on your tits

D (Dirty secret):

He’e in love with role plays. Especially cop/criminal ones (he adores those furr handcuffs)

E (Experience):

Not that much but knows how to please. He did mess around a bit. Not so much tho. You know, with all the training and Wayne stuff

F (Favorite position):

Missionary, a classic. Jason doesn’t really like all the complicate ones. And, he gets to look at your tits you.

G (Goofy):

Usually, he is fooling around, making jokes and not being serious. But, if he had a bad day, he’ll be more serious.

H (Hairy):

Doesn’t really care, he’ll ask you how you like it and that’s it.

I (Intimacy):

It may start as casual fucking, but oh boy. He’ll fool around, but still, he’ll be sweet.

J (Jack off):

He’ll probably jack off whenever he wants, if the situation allows it. You can’t even remember how many times you found him jack off in your shared bed, not that you mind.

K (Kink):

Bondage. He loses his fucking mind whenever you’ve got your fuzzy handcuffs.

L (Location):

Everywhere. Not even kidding. You can not forget that time when he convinced you to fuck him on Bruce’s couch (and how you almost got caught). So yeah, pretty everywhere

M (Motivation):

Lingerie, handcuffs, praise and degradation. He can’t decide if he likes better when you compliment or insult him.

N (No):

Crossing boundaries, that’s just a no. And traumas (this one explains itself)

O (Oral):

He loves giving, but…. receiving wins. It’s one of the hottest things you can do.

P (Pace):

Quick, no doubts. I can’t really imagine him being slow, he isn’t that patient

Q (Quickie):

Always. He lives off by them. X-mas at Bruce’s? Living room. Weekend-long hangouts with the Titans? His room. Bar? Bathroom. Let’s just say, he loves them

R (Risk):

Oh, he lives off by it.

S (Stamina):

Okay, I guess. He can go 4/5 rounds, then will tap out

T (Toy):

Isn’t really a fan, but is willing to try them on you

U (Unfair):

Loves it. Seeing you moaning while begging him to fuck you? Uhm yeah, he lives off of those moments

V (Volume):

He is really vocal, he doesn’t think it’s un-masculine, he likes letting you know how much you’re pleasing him

W (Wild card):

He l-o-v-e-s cuddles and PDA. You can’t remember how many times one of your friends told you to get a room.

X (X - ray):

He’s big but medium-length

Y (Yearning):

He yearns. A lot

Z (Zzz):

He needs some minutes to relax himself, but will fall asleep pretty easily (if you’re there, of course)

I’m begging you, request something. I’m having zero ideas, so, yeah. Drop a message in my inbox

[fayesia]

~nsfw alphabet headcannons~

Aaron Hotchner

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Hotch is a dad in the show so his parental instincts pull through meaning he’d be so good with aftercare, making sure you’re all taken care of physically and emotionally.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Hotch loves your ass whether it’s in your office pants or in the newest lingerie he spoilt you with. You love Aaron’s hands. easily distracted by them when you’re both on the job or when they’re wrapped around your neck and he’s pounding into you from behind.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum)

Hotch loves spreading his cum across your ass, painting it all over you after he turns them a bright red.

D = Dirty secret (a dirty secret of theirs)

Hotch secretly loves dabbling in voyeurism, having a quickie in the utility cabinet when fellow agents are looking for either of you, while your moans are nearly heard by passers-by gets him off.

E = Experience (how experienced are they?)

Hotch is well experienced as he’s much older than you are but he’s always loved teaching you new things.

F = Favorite position

As an ass man Hotch loves to have you doggy style, hands either gripping onto your hips or around your neck pushing you into a deep arch against the mattress.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous?)

he wouldn’t be too goofy during sex but maybe before or after there would be some humorous moments.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they?)

Hotch is as well groomed down there as he is on his head, neat and tidy for sure.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment?)

Aaron is quite intimate except maybe when he’s really dominant and gets rough with you as a form of punishment.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

On trips across the country where he must be away from you, the two of you might take the risk of mutual masturbation over the phone or he’ll have to jerk off to picture or videos you’ve taken in the past on his phone.

K = Kink(s)

Hotch definitely has a dominant side of him in and out of the bedroom and having you call him sir would have him fucking you ten times harder and faster.

L = Location (favorite places to do it)

you both do it mostly in the bedroom or hotel rooms but one of the most memorable times for the two of you would be when he bent you over his office desk and fucked you.

M = Motivation (turn ons)

Anytime Hotch sees you wearing tight clothes around the office or even when you’re out on duty in your uniform that hugs your curves perfectly, he can barely go about the case without being distracted. When you’re at home seeing you in a summer dress would drive him wild.

N = No (turn offs)

Hotch would draw the line at any age play.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving)

He would treat you first, eating you out until you cum at least once.

You love seeing him lose control and in his office when you’re kneeling under his desk he’s used to having you suck him off before hoisting you up and fucking you in his lap.

P = Pace (are they fast or slow, sensual or rough)

Hotch is usually intense and rough, but he’d make sure you were enjoying it and depending on the type of moment it is he could also be slow and gentle holding you close to him.

Q = Quickie (do they like them, how often do they do them)

You would like them more than Hotch but he wouldn’t be against them by any means. They don’t happen often but when they do it’s a spur of the moment and filled with a lot of passion.

R = Risk (do they like risky sex)

He would enjoy seeing you under his control like when you’re trying to keep quiet because of how hard he’s doing you, so the idea of risky sex is appealing to him.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Hotch would have a good amount of stamina so maybe a maximum of 2 rounds before he’s coming, but he would’ve made you cum a lot more times before he does.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them on a partner or themselves?)

He wouldn’t own any toys himself but he wouldn’t be against using some of yours on you during sex.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Hotch would LOVE to tease you, if you’re r in public or in the bedroom he does not care.

V = Volume (how loud they are during intimacy)

They’re not that loud but god do they do things that make YOU so loud, easily masking over any of the noises he makes.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

ceo!aaron hotchner x personal assistant!reader: he would use you as his own personal fucktoy during work and spoil you all the time when you aren’t together.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Hotch keeps in good shape considering his career. He’s probably at least 7 or 8 inches erect.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Hotch isn’t always horny but when he’s around you his sex drive is very strong and he could go for numerous rounds.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards?)

Hotch would make sure you were all taken care of, softly caressing you until you both fell asleep close to each other.

[amber-tortoiseshell]

Two questions:

1)What is actually the main big difference between Russet Cat and Amber Cat?? they probably have different shade or whatever, but is there a bigger difference?? Or even the shade. And does one do something different than the other??

2)They both do this and that to melanin, which will turn to yellow, etc. But is there actually a bigger difference in what they do to Melanin??

(Hope it's not confusing)

1) Phenotypically? "As kittens russets look rather like tabbies. However, they have pink noses and pads, pale fur around the pads and genitalia and a pale tail-tip - all these areas are dark in tabbies. As they mature they turn much more red - the reddest of them are quite similar to a red Burmese by two years old." (x) I know ambers have dark tailtips that they keep is their adulthood, and their original pink pads darken to a smoky black (maybe russets do this too?). I think looking at the differences in shades isn't really reliable as the norwegian and the burmese breeds have very different fur types to start with.

So uh... tailtip?

2) In both cases the cell can't react to the signal that would start the eumelanin production, and defaults to pheomelanin instead. There's a little difference tho:

"Nevertheless, the mutant p.Asp84Glu shows in vitro a slightly impaired ability to bind the α-MSH (10-fold lower) and a much lower response to the melanocortin, as the maximum response is only 15% of the wild-type MC1-R, proving that this variant acts as a loss-of-function mutation (Ringholm et al. 2004)." (M. Peterschmitt, F. Grain, B. Arnaud, G Deléage, V. Lambert: Mutation in the melanocortin 1 receptor is associated with amber colour in the Norwegian Forest Cat. Highlight from me)

"The phenylalanine deletion at position 147 of the amino acid chain of the russet Burmese is within the cytoplasmatic domain of MC1R. Variants within the same domain, including at position 142, position 151 (Schioth et al. 1999) and position 160 (Smith et al. 1998), are associated with red hair coloration in humans. Extrapolating from human functional studies that focused on the increased ratio of phaeomelanin/eumelanin in human with red hair, the coloration associated with the russet Burmese may be due to the reduction of the capability to stimulate cAMP production in response to α-melanocyte-stimulating hormone stimulation in the mutated protein (Schioth et al. 1999)." (N. A. Gustafson, B. Gandolfi, L. A. Lyons: Not another type of potato: MC1R and the russet coloration of Burmese cats. Highlight from me)

Both mutations seem to interrupt the "α-MSH -> cAMP (via MC1R)" step, although amber at the binding of the former, russet in the stimulation of the latter.

[squinch-depraved]

omg you should definitely do the nsfw alphabet prompt with cooper!! need more coop content >_<

hihi i've actually been thinking about doing this for a while so here we go (incredibly self indulgent as with all my cooper fics)

A (aftercare- what they're like after sex): i feel like cooper is super sweet after sex, he'll grab you water and help you shower if you need, and he always makes sure to pack a bowl for you afterwards

B (body part- their favorite on themself and their partner): i think cooper likes his eyes a lot. they're really pretty and i feel like he knows it. you make him like his nose more than he used to, though. and on you, i think he's a big fan of either your ass or your thighs

C (cum- anything to do with cum): this dude is obsessed with cumming on you, i just know it. chest, face, stomach, back, he loves seeing you covered in his cum

D (dirty secret of theirs): this man loves somno idc he also jerks off in bed when you're sleeping and is so ashamed of it he feels so guilty but finds it so hot

E (experience- how experienced are they): i mean, he's not inexperienced, but you for sure teach him a lot. like he knows what he's doing sorta but you show him how to do even better (he was already an expert munch u can't change my mind)

F (favorite position): doggy.

G (goofy- are they serious? humorous? etc.): for fucking sure he jokes around during sex. like not constantly but whenever there's a dull moment or something doesn't quite go right, he's there to make you laugh

H (hair- how well groomed/does the carpet match the drapes?): i get the feeling he doesn't really trim or shave or anything like have you seen his messy fuckin skater boy cut you can't convince me he gives a fuck about what's going on down there unless you ask him to

I (intimacy- how romantic are they?): he's for sure a romantic secretly like he loves being soft with you half the time he's super sweet and lovey dovey and the other half he's lowkey rough with you

J (jorkin' it- how often?): daily.

K (kink/s?): i think he would have an intox kink idk also like i said, somno

L (location- favorite place/s to have sex): for sure his car either at the beach or at the skatepark, or at his desk. also prob couch

M (motivation- what gets them going): seeing you in his clothes, you laughing at his jokes, seeing you exhale smoke

N (no- turn offs, dealbreakers): anything while he's streaming

O (oral- prefers giving, receiving? skill level?): i said this in another post but i don't think he can pick. also see above expert munch

P (pace- fast & rough? slow & loving?): depends on the situation but usually fast, if you're both super high and cuddly he'll be really soft and gentle

Q (quickies- their opinion on them): loves them whenever he has to take a break from a highcraft session

R (risk- are they down to experiment?): i think he'd be down to try stuff for you but is a bit worried when it comes to hurting you in any way or doing things in public

S (stamina- how many rounds? how long do they last?): two to three rounds maximum, lasts like 20 minutes each time

T (toys- do they own toys?): maybe a vibrator for fun with you and i could see like a fleshlight for when you're not around but not much else

U (unfair- do they like to tease?): oh my god he's such an asshole he teases you 'til you're crying and desperate when he feels like it

V (volume- how loud they are): not super loud normally, i feel like he moans in your ear a lot but when he's really high and you're the dom he gets so loud, whimpering, begging, ughhhhh need him

W (wild card): would actually be willing to share you with his friends provided he was there and you felt safe, but he'd never admit that (unless he was wasted and you pestered him about it)

X (x-ray- under their clothes): 7 and 3/4 inches, cut, with untrimmed dark blonde hair

Y (yearning- how high is their sex drive?): super high when he's stoned, still relatively high when he's sober

Z (zzz- how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards?): if high, he'll drift off after making sure you're okay within like ten minutes

[offender42085]

Post 1349

...not guilty of felony hate crime charges, but guilty of third-degree malicious mischief -- a crime that is a gross misdemeanor with a maximum penalty of 364 days in county jail.

Frank John Bagley, inmate 395764

Gabriel R Smith-Nilsen, inmate 395763

Matthew A Clement, inmate 365991

Lewis County Washington Jail inmates, incarceration intake October 2024, sentenced to 364 days

In October 2024, a Lewis County (Washington) Superior Court judge sentenced the three men convicted by a jury for defacing the “Friendship Fence” in Chehalis earlier in the year to 364 days in county jail: the maximum sentence allotted for their cases.

“This crime cries out for the maximum. It cries out for a statement that this will not be tolerated,” Judge J. Andrew Toynbee said during a sentencing hearing for the three defendants, Frank John B. Bagley II, 40, of Seattle, Matthew A. Clement, 33, of Centralia, and Gabriel R. Smith-Nilsen, 25, of Driggs, Idaho, on Friday, Oct. 4.

Bagley, Clement and Smith-Nilsen were arrested in Centralia early in the morning on Sunday, Feb. 25, after a neighbor saw them defacing the Friendship Fence — a rainbow-colored fence — in Chehalis and followed them as they fled in a dark-colored Subaru station wagon.

The Chehalis Police Department received a call at 12:08 a.m. on Sunday, Feb. 25, from the neighbor, Norman Lynn, reporting three subjects “wearing all black and ski masks” were spray painting the Friendship Fence in the 600 block of Northwest Pennsylvania Avenue.

They hid behind the house before fleeing on foot, getting into a dark-colored station wagon and fleeing northbound on Interstate 5 into Centralia. Officers with the Centralia Police Department were able to stop the suspects’ vehicle as they were trying to get onto southbound I-5 at 12:38 a.m. on Feb. 25, according to police call logs. 

Officers found a stencil “covered in multicolored paint and had the words ‘Patriotfront’ as the cutout for the sign,” as well as a blue bag containing “several pieces of White Lives Matter and … literature and propaganda stickers” inside the vehicle the suspects were in when Centralia police arrested them on Feb. 25.

A Lewis County jury ruled earlier that Bagley, Clement and Smith-Nilsen were not guilty of felony hate crime charges, but were guilty of third-degree malicious mischief.

The crime is a gross misdemeanor with a maximum penalty of 364 days in prison.

“This was undoubtedly a contentious case,” defense attorney Shane O’Rourke, representing Clement, said Monday.

While the jury found that the defendants did not target a specific person’s sexual orientation or gender identity, which would be required for a hate crime conviction, O’Rourke said Friday, “I think the evidence did suggest it was an attack on the social commentary and political messaging of the fence.”

O’Rourke said the fence was “unquestionably a symbol and monument” in the community, but asked the court “would we all be engaged in the same conversation” if “liberals” had vandalized a hypothetical Confederate or Trump monument in the community?

O’Rourke and fellow defense attorneys Joseph Enbody and Jakob McGhie, who represented Bagley and Smith-Nilsen, respectively, argued Friday in favor of a suspended sentence or an electronic home monitoring option for the defendants, saying such a sentence would be consistent with what they’ve seen the court sentence for third-degree malicious mischief cases in which the defendants have little to no prior criminal history.

4v

[schrodinger-swriter]

Hazbin Fluff alphabet

Greetings, in between requests I've decided to give this little... thing.. a go! I want to give credit to my friend @the-s1lly-corner for giving me the idea, and for allowing me to use their list as a reference.

To keep things easy on my end, I only ask that you only use one character per ask with a maximum of 9 letters per ask. Of course, you can send in multiple; this is mostly to limit how long a post is and because I feel this will be easier on me if I kept it to one character.

Other than that you may request to your hearts desire!

Only character off the table is Valentino. Not all characters are tagged, but it's not exactly a limit of who I will and won't write for. If there is any additional character I do not feel confident or comfortable writing for I will let it be known.

A- ATTRACTION (What they look for in a partner/find desirable, their type)

B- BONDING (What activities do they do with their partner?)

C- CUDDLING (How do they feel about it? Who's big/little spoon?)

D- DATES (What does a romantic night look like for them? Do you stay in or go out?)

E- EMOTION (How emotional are they in the relationship? Do they wear their heart on their sleeve or pick up a cool and collected mask?)

F- FAMILY (Do they want children? If so how many?)

G- GIFT GIVING (What gifts do they bring to their partner? What gifts do they like receiving?)

H- HARSH (How often do you two get into arguments or misunderstandings? Who tries to patch things up first?)

I- INJURY (How do they cope when their partner gets hurt? Are they able to care for their partner? Or if the roles were reversed, would they want their partner to take care of them?)

J- JEALOUSY (How jealous do they get? How do they handle it?)

K- KISSES (Their favorite place and way to kiss you, and their favorite place to be kissed)

L- LOVE LANGUAGE (How they show their love)

M- MARRIAGE (Do they wanna get married or are they content with a long term relationship? Marriage isn't the end all be all, after all)

N- NO (What are their deal breakers? What can and will break the relationship apart?)

O- ODDITY (What are their quirks or habits?)

P- PET NAMES (What do they call you? What do they like to be called?)

Q- QUESTION (Curiosity! What common questions do they ask you?)

R- RISK (How far are they willing to go for you?)

S- SHH (What/How many secrets do they hold?)

T- TUNES (Your song! What song do you guys associate with the relationship?)

U- UPSET (What is it like when one of you are upset? How do you cheer the other up?)

V- VALENTINE (How is the holiday spent?)

W- WARRIOR (How they feel about you working alongside them in their work/fighting)

X- X-RAY (How well can they read you?)

Y- YEARN (How do they cope with separation, if they struggle at all?)

Z- ZZZZ (What's it like to share a bed with them?)

[lord-aldhelm]

Smut Alphabet

Oh my lord... so @holy3cake sent this to me to fill out for Aldhelm and I am rolling rn because like... Aldhelm is so pure and innocent and I just cannot.. you guys...

I CANNOT 🫣

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OK let's see what this is all about here...

A- Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): I imagine he likes to cuddle and snuggle

B - Body part (What's his favorite body part on himself? His partner?) Um... idk... I don't get the impression that he has a 'favorite' body part for himself... for his partner, I guess the eyes? Gazing lovingly into their eyes.

C - Cum - (basically, anything to do with cum) What the fuck even is this??? 🤨

D - Dirty Secret (pretty self-explanatory. what's their dirty secret?) Doing shady shit for Aethelred before he wised up and decided to stop...

E - Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they're doing?)  Like... none...? my man's definitely a virgin ok (at least until I get to him...) (*runs away*)

F - Favorite Position : uh... idk regular?

G - Goofy (are they goofy in the moment, or more intimate?) He does not strike me as a goofy person, so intimate

H - Hair (How groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes?) Oh my god this question... holy crap. He is very well groomed and takes care of his hygiene in general.

I - Intimacy (how romantic are they in bed?) Very intimate and takes thorough care of his lover

J - Jack off (how often do they masturbate?) 😠 for real...

K - Kink (one or more of their kinks): Uh... I honestly don't think he has any. Devotion? Uh... letting the woman take the lead? I guess..

L - Location  Bedroom, I guess? I would assume he would want privacy

M - Motivation (what makes them want to do the deed?)  Because he is in love and wants to be intimate with that person?

N - No (something they won’t do, turn-offs)  I imagine a lot of things....

O - Oral (preference in giving, or receiving, skill etc) I don't think he cares as long as he is with the person he loves

P - Pace (are they fast and rough? or slow and sensual?) slow and sensual

Q - Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc). not really?

R - Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks?) probably not

S - Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) He's in his 30's so I imagine just like... he can go for a while but needs a break, ok

T - Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or on themselves?) uh.. nope

U - Unfair (how much they like to tease) maybe a bit?

V - Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc) LMAO!!! oh lord have mercy...

W - Wildcard (random headcanon for the character) no clue

X - X-ray (let's see what's going on under those clothes) oh my god what the hell... no 🙈

Y - Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) OK I feel like yearning and sex drive are two completely separate things here... he is a maximum yearner but I don't feel like he has a really high sex drive

Z - Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterward?) LMAO like most men probably not too long after

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ok this was awkward as hell, thanks Holly. I feel like Aldhelm is giving me a judgemental side eye right now... 😒

idk does anyone else want to do this???

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