#cscoop x reader

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p! link masterlist ✧*̣̩⋆̩☽⋆゜

!!! submissions are open if you have a link you'd like to share !!!

꒰ thank you to everyone who sent stuff for this, i hope to continue adding to it !! ꒱

✦jschlatt:

the one that started it all

sitting on his lap

short but sweet

i could totally see him waking you up like this

he would absolutely film this you can't convince me otherwise

unpaid intern schlatt 1

unpaid intern schlatt 2

vid for this fic

✦ted nivison

him holding you in his lap and playing with you

making him eat you out while you read

just kinda grabbing him

bathroom sex

ted and his stupid little apple watch

✦charlie slimecicle

lazy sex with charlie

slow and romantic

pounding up into you from behind

you cannot tell me he wouldn't be into this

teasing you

jerking him off like this>>>

✦cooper cscoop

this is so cooper coded icl

this is also very cooper coded

buzzcut! cooper coded

this is so fuckin perfect omg

everything about this !!!

✦hasan piker/hasanabi

bulge thread !!

[slvtforfiction]

You mentioned that Cooper will like to settle down. Do you think he has a breeding kink… OMG DO YOU THINK HE GETS BABAY FEVER

Baby Fever (breeding kink)

☆ ANON ILY!!!

☆ Cscoop X Reader

☆ Fluff,Smut

☆ Hey guys! Before anything else I would ask you to request anything you want because I've lost a lot of motivation and it would really help! :D (Please look at pinned post to see if requests are open.)

☆ Divider Creds - @cafekitsune

Masterlist || Pinned Post

Sfw

Cooper always had baby fever brewing inside of him,pointing out baby clothes he think are cute,gushing over names he could call his future child.

It’s safe to say cooper wanted kids,but not with anyone,with you. He wouldn’t have it any other way.

“Babe!” Cooper called out as he rounded a corner in the shops,you followed along behind him,wandering what he was trying to show you,baby clothes.

“Look how cute these are!” He’d gush as he felt the fluffy material,making sure it was top quality for the child he doesn’t yet have.

“Our kids would look so beautiful.” He’d murmur between gushes,you’re unsure of whether you supposed to hear that through the strung together sentences but you’re also not sure whether he cares or not ethers you heard.

And when your friend had a child,inviting you and consequently Cooper to come meet the baby he’d be on your case for hours before he could move on.

“Did you see their eyes? They’re so beautiful.” He’d mumble as he thought back to holding them in that moment,talking about the way their hair was soft as angel breath.

NSFW

Soon you would realise this was much more than baby fever as he’s pounding into you from above you,kissing your collarbones gently,mumbling about how he wants to see you round with his baby.

“Wanna fuck you full with my baby.” He mumbled between groans,pounding into you at an ungodly pace,making sure to fuck his seed into you,hitting your cervix with intent.

“So beautiful…so beautiful.” He’d mumbled,kissing your stomach whilst his fingers worked between your legs,his head travelling back between your legs,licking and sucking at your clit whilst he looked up at you with eyes that begged.

“Want you so full.” He’d whisper as he fucks you past overstimulation,making sure his hips don’t stutter,wanting his cum to drape your walls till it was impossible to not get pregnant.

Bending you over in every position and folding you in every direction as he pushes his cock in and out of you,his hands on your stomach as he mumbles between kisses.

[pequins]

hii ive never done a req before 😭😭 but i can barely find anything for cooper (cscoop) so ill literally take anything 😭 can be sfw or nsfw <33

mini fic is referencing this video ( at 3:03 )

edible

cont: cscoop x afab!reader, drug use

you were downstairs peacefully folding your shared laundry as your boyfriend filmed another video in his, what you would only refer to as 'idiotic' series of intoxicated minecraft videos. you could no longer hear him talking or giggling through the thin barriers between you two, assuming he was face down in his bed surrounded by the plushies you forced him to learn the names of.

little did you know, cooper had just got done filming another episode of highcraft, cutting the video short as he had decided to eat a bit more edible than he should have. he took his headphones off, sitting them on the desk and running a hand through his slightly greased dirty blonde hair. "fuck." he sighed, picking up his phone to text you.

you heard your phone ding from the other room and you sat the now full laundry basket down, checking the notification. "come here pls" you sighed, knowing that this would be one of the millions of times you would have to take care of cooper after a highcraft video. you grabbed a water from the fridge and started up the carpeted steps, soon being at the open door of your shared bedroom.

you leaned against the doorframe, your expression unamused as you saw cooper groaning and opening his arms for you on your messy bed. you slowly made your way over and plopped down next to him. "you are insufferable." you spoke, looking at him like a disappointed mother. he only smiled, his eyes almost completely shut.

he grabbed you and pulled you closer him, wrapping his arms around you tightly. "c'mere" he mumbled, resting his head on your chest. you rolled your eyes and sighed, accepting that right now you were just a big teddy bear. "how much did you eat?" you laughed, running a hand through his messy locks.

he groaned, "too much" cooper was practically crushing you, clinging to you like like his life depended on it. you chuckled as you ran your hands through his hair, scratching his scalp slightly.

"you're such idiot" you teased, feeling him smile softly against you, practically melting at the feeling of your nails against his scalp. "but you love me" he murmured, looking up at you, his usual bright blue eyes now glassy and dilated, it wasn't hard to tell he was stoned.

"you're so lucky you're cute." you huffed, kissing his forehead sweetly, you knew to just let him cling on to you for the night, give him the snacks and comfort he needed and the thc would probably wear off in a few hours. he let out a contented sigh, his body completely relaxing on yours.

[hufflepuffsthunderdome]

I love love love your writing! Would you ever write for cscoop? If not it’s ok, but I just have a parasocial relationship with your writing & you’re my favorite blog by miles.

Omg you’re so sweet!!! I’m so glad you like my writing it means so much when people say that 🥺

I’ve not really watched him outside of lunch club stuff and that but request away and I’ll watch a few vids to get the vibe!

As far as I gather he’s just like a skater stoner boy which I know a lot of irl so I feel like I could do that - anyone who can gimme some advise or rec some fics to read for homework would be greatly appreciated 🫶

[conarcoin]

just a reminder that if you name something in your tags people will still see it in the maintag... even if you only use tags like "jschlatt smut" or "slimecicle x reader" people who don't want to see it still have to because tumblr search shows everything with that word in the tags

and stop crosstagging stuff about content creators with smp tags - i search smplive to see content about the minecraft server smplive, i don't want to see stuff that has nothing to do with it just because a guy was on it

[mcytblrconfessions]

I wrote the 3rd most popular Cscoop x reader fic (along with several other Rlly bad/cringe mcyt fics) on Wattpad at a joke in 2020 with one of my friends and then proceeded to lose the log in info and now it’s stuck on the internet forever and everyone that finds the acc thinks I wrote every fic srsly🧍

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[quack42069]

Masterlist

Everything I've written & is up to date :) If you're easily triggered do not read! I do not put specific trigger warnings. My work is all x reader. I write about people & their characters. All for fun, this is not how the people I write for actually are! Request open always:)

Misfits & friends Imagines

GoodGuyFitz/Cameron Mckay

Still Into You

SFW Alphabet

Friends to Lovers hc's

Somewhere with you

Cold

Miss You

SwaggerSouls/Eric

Maybe

It's not my birthday

More than me

Swaggs dating a latin reader hc's

Come back

Swaggs speaking Italian w/ s/o hc's

One more time

I'll be right there

Marriage w/ Swaggs hc's

Zuckles/Mason Bradford

Mornings

Zuckies w/ s/o that stutters hc's

Liar

Inotorious/Matt

Coffee Shop Meetings

Birthday Questions

Be Better

Tobionthetele

She

Other hc's including misfits

Swaggs & Fitz having a crush on reader

Being Tobi's sibling while dating Fitz

Poly relationship w/ Swaggs & Fitz

Kryoz/John

Kryoz dating latin reader hc's

Please

Arguments w/ him hc's

RaccoonEggs/Ezra

Cuddling w/ him hc's

His love language hc's

Cartoons & kisses

Dating him hc's

EpicSMP/Lunch Club/Chuckle Sandwich & Friends Imagines

Jschlatt

Guilt

Ghost of you

Why

Please don't go

I'm sorry

This city

Cscoop/Cooper

I missed you

Coop w/ s/o that stutters hc's

Cheeky smiles

Dating him hc's

A night in

Slimecicle/Charlie

Dating Charlie hc's

Cereal

Touch Starved

Charlie w/ s/o that stutters

It's okay

we're Glad

Moonlit Kisses

Roller-Skating w/ him hc's

Ice-Skating w/ him hc's

Charlie w/ s/o that picks at their skin hc's

Wedding w/ him hc's

Owning a large pet w/ him hc's

Ted Nivison

Anytime

Roller-Skating w/ him hc's

Ice-Skating w/ him hc's

Owning a large pet w/ him hc's

Justaminx

Maybe one day

Traves

Dating Traves Hc's

DreamSMP & Friends Imagines

Dream

Dating him hc's

Karl Jacobs

I'm sorry

Dating him hc's

Sapnap/Nick

Forever

Philza

Safe Inside

Punz/Luke

Cuddling w/ him hc's

Sidemen & Friends Imagines Wroetoshaw/Harry Lewis

One More Night

Nothing

Preferences

How they get your attention

Misfits EpicSMP DreamSMP

Shower's w/ them

Misfits EpicSMP DreamSMP

Song they post you to

Misfits EpicSMP DreamSMP

Their reaction to your cute aggression

Misfits EpicSMP DreamSMP

How they respond to hate towards you

Misfits EpicSMP DreamSMP

How they are when their jealous

Misfits DreamSMP EpicSMP

You flinch at their touch

Misfits

They have a nightmare about you

Misfits DreamSMP

British s/o

Misfits

Dances and Kisses

Misfits

Nickname they give you

Misfits DreamSMP EpicSMP Mr. Beast Crew

[showf4lls]

⎼ FLUFF ALPHABET [I, J, L]; CSCOOP

genre !! fluff, drabbles, headcanons

cw !! substance use [marijuana]

check out the event here!

I - I love you [how fast would they say ‘i love you’?]

it would be a while before cooper considered saying it. it would take some big feelings for cooper to trust someone enough to date them, along with his whole hesitation to trust that anything is going to last. once you start dating, he takes his time settling into it. months go by before he really starts to get comfortable in the idea of you sticking around - of you being a permanent fixture in his life. and he just gets so content with you being a part of his everyday. you come over and hang out, you’ll get food together or go skating or exploring or cause general mischief, you’ll game together, you’ll smoke together. and then, one day after you’ve left, he’s sitting on the couch, just comfily wallowing in his high. and he can’t stop thinking about you. he thinks about all the things you’ve done together, and all the things the future holds. he doesn’t notice the dopey smile curving his lips until sam, who’s on the other couch, points it out. “what are you smiling about?”

and cooper’s head snaps up and it hits him like a fucking bus. “i think i love them-”

J - Jealousy [how jealous do they get? how do they act when they’re jealous?]

cooper doesn’t really strike me as the jealous type. he’s very secure in your relationship and the fact that you won’t leave him for someone else. you guys are super close, able to read each other just by looking at one another. he knows that you would never cheat on him, and he makes sure that you know the opposite of that as well. that being said, just because he doesn’t get jealous doesn’t mean he doesn’t get angry. he doesn’t care if people disrespect him; what bothers him is when people think they get to make you uncomfortable for the sake of “being forward.” cooper does not stand for other people treating you poorly. zero tolerance for anything that makes you second-guess being there. it definitely comes across as him being jealous, but you know better. if some rando is all up in your personal bubble and you look uncomfortable, like you’re searching for some kind of out, cooper won’t hesitate to slide in and save you. arm around your shoulder, he’ll push the other person back with a hand to their shoulder. “hey man, i think it’s time to step off.” once the situation has been handled [no matter how gritty], he’ll always check on you afterwards, offering to take you home and just watch a movie instead of hanging out wherever you are.

L - Little Ones [how are they around kids? do they want kids?]

coop would be impartial to kids. doesn’t hate them but doesn’t care much for them either. he’s pretty decent with kids! pretty passive and laid back, but really encouraging at the same time. he would always entertain the kids when they asked him to play in the moments where he felt like it, and he’s definitely one to tell the little ones when they’re doing great or, if not, how to fix/improve in what they’re doing. usually on the sidelines though; think cool cousin energy.

for his own kids - again, he’d be impartial. it would be something that either you’d have to decide and make a point out of telling him, or something that would happen without any planning. i can see him being really good with his own kids as well! he wouldn’t realize how excited he was or how much he wanted his own kids until he had a real opportunity to have them. then he’d be super down. horrendously, atrociously down. as down as one can possibly be /lh. he’ll be super active in their lives. [for the sake of the headcanons, let’s assume that he has multiple little babies running around with you, okay?] his kids are in clubs? he’s figuring out how to pitch in. there’s a PTA meeting next week? he’ll be there early. his kids play sports? best believe he’s driving them to every practice, bringing snacks for the team, and showing up to every single game with a camera. and, of course, he turns them into little skaters.

[blitz-garden]

Cscoop

Masterlist

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wennie's masterlist !!!

bold = 18+ (MDNI) !please alert me if a link isn't working!

jschlatt:

schlatt waking you up and using you however he wants

getting caught being a slut on ted's couch

bratty munch schlatt

sex chocolates

ted finds footage of you and schlatt

cnc gunplay with schlatt

double penetration with poly!tedschlatt

breeding kink with schlatt

schlatt hires a hot secretary and can't stay away

giggly sex/mating press with schlatt

phone sex with schlatt

schlatt x fwb!reader hcs

schlatt buys you a maid outfit

schlatt but reader's being a brat (camping p1)

breeding kink but this time he makes your belly bulge

shibari japan fic p1

cnc lc!schlatt

sitting on schlatt's lap when ted walks in

sexy cool reader takes schlatt's virginity (college au)

schlatt eats pussy for the first time (college au)

jealous schlatt (college au)

schlatt steals your panties

hole inspection w/ schlatt

tedschlatt get reader high and take advantage

priest schlatt

spooning and jerking off schlatt

ted and schlatt mommy kink hcs

feederism/eructophilia with schlatt

mild cnc/intox with schlatt

schlatt x single mom!reader (how you met hcs)

schlatt x single mom!reader p1

schlatt catches you humping a rammie plushie

lc!schlatt halloween party intox

schlatt feeds you leftover halloween candy

schlatt short blurb 1

schlatt nsfw alphabet

ted nivison:

getting caught being a slut on ted's couch

smoking with ted and he gets really shy

ted finds footage of you and schlatt

ted shower sex

double penetration with poly!tedschlatt

ted oral fixation hcs

ted cnc stoned reader free use

ted and cscoop three way

sitting on schlatt's lap when ted walks in

tedschlatt get reader high and take advantage

ted and schlatt mommy kink hcs

taking ted's virginity (college au)

ted eating you out with a mustache

tedschlatt:

getting caught being a slut on ted's couch

ted finds footage of you and schlatt

double penetration with poly!tedschlatt

sitting on schlatt's lap when ted walks in

tedschlatt get reader high and take advantage

ted and schlatt mommy kink hcs

cooper cscoop:

ted and cscoop three way

intox + cnc high and scared reader with cooper

soft smut cooper with chronically ill!reader

cscoop sfw & nsfw hcs p1

cscoop sfw & nsfw hcs p2

cooper takes your virginity

cooper taking pictures and videos of you hcs

long distance video call sex with cooper

cuddly sex w/ cooper

cscoop nsfw alphabet

charlie slimecicle:

asking him to take you home from a party leads to more

buying charlie a toy to use while you're gone on a trip

charlie begging to sit under your desk so he can taste you

trying for a baby with charlie

taking charlie's virginity (college au)

making charlie film himself jerking off in a mirror

virgin!college au:

part 1 (taking schlatt's virginity)

part 2 (schlatt eats you out for the first time)

part 3 (taking charlie's virginity)

part 4 (how schlatt finds out about you and charlie)

part 5 (taking ted's virginity)

part 6 (schlatt finds out)

part 7 (foursome...?)

[slvtforfiction]

Could you gift us a fic based on the nsfw hcs about cscoop, maybe some high sex😦😦😦😦😦

NSFW Hc’s // CSCOOP!!

☆ Cscoop X Reader

☆ Smut

☆ Anon ily

☆ Don’t wanna do too many headcanons this year because I’ve started planning for Kinktober!! So first kinktober coming this year <3

☆ Hey guys! Before anything else I would ask you to request anything you want because I've lost a lot of motivation and it would really help! :D (Please look at pinned post to see if requests are open.)

☆ Divider creds - @cafekitsune

Masterlist || Pinned Post

☆ MUNCH. You cannot tell me otherwise that this man is an absolute munch,he takes pleasure in eating you out and he can gladly sit there for hours if that’s what you want.

☆ KINKY MF!!! Cooper is one kinky guy,tying you up and overstimulating you was your first sign ;

Praise!! // He’s INTO it,mumbling praising words with his mouth full between your thighs. “So beautiful,angel.”

Overstim!! // He’s fucking up into you till he’s shooting blanks,babbling praise as he tries to keep his pace and continue and trust me,he does. “You can take it baby,one more.” It was not in fact just ‘one more’

Orgasm Denial!! // Pulling out of you as you’re about to cum,leaving you high and dry as you stare up at him in disbelief, there’s no way he just started laughing at your whines,he’ll regret that :3

Biting/Marking!! // Lying in bed with him after sex and staring at your naked body covered in hickeys and bites didn’t surprise you,your thighs littered with memories that will stay with you for a week or so before he adds more,claiming that they’re fading and you look sooooo much better with them. (only if their from him :3)

Nipple play!! // This man is sucking,licking,gently kissing your nipples,his fingers running along your bud as you whine out,he’s obsessed with your chest.

☆ His fav position is missionary,IM SORRY HES A BASIC BITCH,but he knows what he likes and will find every way possible to fuck you so good you forget your own name :)

☆ If he had to choose any other position his face would be between your legs or fucking you from behind in doggy,pressing your face into the mattress as you whine and gasp.

HIGH SEX!!!!!

ABSOLUTELY FERAL. His thrusts are sloppy,hitting all the right places as he mumbles about how beautiful you are.

Missionary!! He wants to look you in your red eyes,watch the mascara run down your cheeks as you babble nonsense and pleas.

COWGIRL!! Lying against the headboard at the top of the bed as he matches your pace,thrusting up into you as you push yourself up and down,kissing him messily.

He’s absolutely off his head,pushing the bedroom door open with force as he pushes you both in the room,attempting, to lie you down gently yet in his high state he’s not so sure he’s being gentle,you’re not sure either.

Sloppy kissing and sloppy thrusts are a guarantee ,your body and his sensitive from the high,overstimulating yourselves by accident as you fuck each other through your highs.

☆ Gonna do a whole post about high sex w cooper,stay tuned!!

☆ Will link it here :3

[pequins]

welcome to jynation 𖦹

ABOUT ME

jynnie. 20. libra. infp. lesbian. they/them.

FANDOMS

chuckle sandwich, creepcast, the bear, yellowjackets, cscoop, slashers, the walking dead, interview with the vampire, saw, good omens, house md, breaking bad, until dawn.

READ BEFORE REQ

i will not write scat, knotting / heats / alpha-beta-omega, blood-related incest, pedophilia, degradation involving slurs / bigotry, feederism / vore.

masterlist | req open

[satireshots]

logan was my everything, i was madly in love with him, but he could never know that. the only person who did was traves, but alas he wouldnt tell me what logan really wanted or why he hungout with me. But tonight i was gonna make a move. see logan and i had been weed buddies for about 8 months now and i was just so infatuated with him. Logan on the other hand, had other plans. see all logab wanted was some good weed from this ugly whore traves introduced him to. she seemed to be very naive and easy to manipulate. atleast thats what i thought.

an hour into this party logan took the bong and some weed and the girl followed, she was going to make her move. they went up to the balcony where when logan wasnt looking she started leaning in and closing her eyes. astonished as what was about to happen. logan took her bong and started beating her repeatedly till she died. traves saw the whole incident and knew they had to cover this one up. so they blames weston koury

[conarcoin]

i just really want to study the het cscoop rpf x reader person in the tumblr tag. genuinely the only case where i have been utterly baffled by their choice of guy

[unhonest-iago]

Alphabet Improv

Victorious AU; Ted's Tori, Schlatt's Jade & Charlie's Cat

‘So today we’re going to be doing some alphabet improv. What is alphabetical improv you ask.’ Mr. Philza raising his hand in the air like a student would. ‘So I answer. It’s when we give a letter to the first actor who speaks in the scene. If we use the letter A for example.’ Asking for an example from Cooper, ‘Apples are falling out of my butt’

‘Now who wants to lead the first group?’ Ted volunteering, wanting revenge for the previous day’s events. ‘Alright Tori, choose your actors’ Ted walking up the little pedestal-stage area. ‘Traves, Charlie, Cooper & Schlatt’ Schlatt raising an eyebrow, sitting in his seat with arms crossed wanting nothing to do with Ted. ‘Yeah, you.’ Nodding, Schlatt gets up.

‘Schlatt, kiss you partner on your own time.’ Philza uncomfortably passing them, joining the rest of their classmates as an audience member. ‘Oh, I will.’ Schlatt going to stand between Ted & Charlie. ‘If you start your line with the wrong letter—‘ Philza make a buzzer noise ‘—you’re out’

Stomping the chair with his foot, ‘Noah, give us a letter.’ his ventriloquist doll answering for him. ‘P.’ The doll  and Noah looking at each other. ‘Oh I was going to say P!’ Moving on with class, ‘Okay the scene can be about anything you want. The first letter of the first line is P. Tori, Action!’

Ted turning towards Schlatt, pointing a finger in his direction, ‘Please go take a shower.’ Schlatt has his hands on his hips in defiance, ‘Quit telling me what to do.’ Cooper stepping in-between Schlatt and Ted. ‘Relax boys, let’s all try to get along.’ It being Charlie’s turn now, ‘Totally!’ resulting in a buzzer noise from Phil. ‘Charlie, your line had to start with an S.’ 

‘Oh my life’s the worst’ Phil taking a piece of candy from his pocket holding it out towards Charlie. ‘Here’s a piece of candy.’ Charlie running to grab it before sitting down next to Noah. ‘Yay I love candy!’ 

‘Alright Traves, letter S to you.’ Traves stumbling for a sentence, thinking of what to say, ‘Uh, Somethin’ just bit my toe’ acting as if his foot has an aching pain. Ted pointing to the toe, picturing an invisible turtle. ‘Turtle. That turtle just bit his toe.’ Schlatt waving off Ted, resting his arm on the other, ‘Unbelievable that you’re even here.’ Cooper having an unspoken argument with Schlatt through their eyes but not in a way that would suggest hate sex. ‘Very immature of you to say that.’ It back to being Traves’ turn. ‘Uh…’

‘C’mon Traves, W.’ Phil prompting. ‘What if the turtle bite broke my toe-bone?’ Ted responding, ‘X-rays are the only way to find out’ which led to Schlatt jumping to retaliate, ‘You should shut up.’ Cooper pointing towards Traves’ toe as to deflect. ‘Zap! I just healed your toe with my magic finger.’ Traves acting on reflexes, ‘Thanks!’ Another buzzer noise from Phil. ‘Traves, your line had to start with an A, sit down.’

‘Aw, and I just got my toe-bone fixed,’ his seat in front of Phil’s. Ted as if having an ah-ha moment, ‘Aliens are the only people who can heal toes by finger-zapping.’ Schlatt walking in front of Cooper, blocking him from Ted’s view. ‘By the way,’ Schlatt blows a raspberry in Ted’s face before returning back to where he was standing, leaning against the wall. ‘Correct, I am an alien.’

Gasping, ‘Don’t hurt me, please!’ placing a hand against his chest, a vulnerable position. ‘Even though he’s extremely annoying.’ Cooper falling to the floor, acting short of breath. ‘Fainting because I can’t breathe your Earth’s air.’ Leaving the scene to Schlatt and Ted bickering. ‘Gosh it fainted.’ Phil, clapping his hands together, ‘Excellent! Ted & Schlatt, keep going, the next letter’s H.’ Schlatt with a pretend pair of binoculars ‘Hey, why don’t you go jump off that cliff over there?’ Ted clasping his hands, I think you should.’ 

‘Just where did you think you come from?’ ‘Kangaroos.’ Schlatt walking past Ted, ‘Lousy animals, kangaroos, they’re awkward and dirty.’ This making Ted turn around to face him, ‘Maybe they learned from you.’ The class intrigued as no one really stands up Schlatt. ‘No one talks to me like that.' Going along with the assignment but ultimately becoming more frustrated with Ted. ‘Obviously someone should.’ 

‘Please jump in front of a bus.’ ‘Quite obnoxious of you to say’  ‘Really?’ ‘Sure was’ Their responses increasing in pace, now back and forth quips. ‘Thanks,’ Schlatt elongating the word. ‘Up your nose, I see boogers’ Ted titling his head, correcting his posture to be taller than Schlatt. ‘Very clever.’ With a smirk, ‘Wish you’d thought of it?’ 

‘X marks the spot I’d like to punch.’

‘Your finger smells weird’ Ted now starting to struggle. ‘Zero is what you are on a scale of one to ten.’ Now devolving to insults. Phil reminding them of their letter position once more as they returned to the beginning of the alphabet. The two creating some distance between each other, the tension in the air palpable. ‘As if I care what you thing,’ the sentiment untrue as of yesterday’s events when they first met. ‘Better watch yourself.’ 

‘Can’t take it?’ Ted licking his lips after making sure to be cockier than ever. This ultimately being payback on his part for the spilt coffee. ‘Don’t push me!’ 

‘Eat your pants!’ 

‘You eat your pants! Wait!’ Schlatt messing up the order as the next letter was ‘F I know!’ Stomping away to his seat. ‘Keep the scene going, letter G’ Cooper lifting himself off the ground with the vague help of Ted. ‘Get up alien’ clasping a hand around his arm. ‘Head, feels dizzy’ 

‘I know what will make you feel better’ Schlatt’s eyes opening wide at that, thinking he was going to kiss him, his boyfriend. Cooper confused, ‘Jumping jacks?’ Ted next words, ‘Kiss me’ made Schlatt to sit up in his seat. ‘Let’s do it’ Schlatt mouth agape at seeing them kiss.

‘Man, I love this school.’