#maybe I’m crazy but yea😭😭

[haechvn]

One day she will find out you started all that 💀

😶

Honestly. I think it’ll be really funny and she’ll want me even more bc of it😭😭 Nah but I think we’d just laugh about it tbh

[blippymilk]

Dirt Bike Racer Fem! Reader x Brozone (+ Poppy)

(TYSM for all the love, request, and followers guys!! The little comments y’all be putting on your request and under my post make me wanna tear up a lil bit 🤧)

John Dory:

- Finds it incredibly hot that you’re a (famous) dirt bike racer

- Didn’t know you were a female at first until you took off your helmet and revealed your (GORGEOUS) self

- Never thought he had a chance with you tbh :(

- But then realizes HE’S JOHN DORY, THE LEADER, J.D and gets the courage to ask you out (however that story ends up is up to you)

- When you guys finally end up together his heart is content

- Although sometimes he feels that he has to go beyond his expectations because his girlfriend is literally a dirt bike racer!

- So yes his ego is hurt a little bit (but he’ll never stop loving you so don’t even worry)

- He would love to take your motorcycle for a ride all day

- And if he doesn’t know how to ride one yet (which I doubt) he will (put his ego aside and) ask for lessons (don’t tell anyone though)

- Definitely getting matching cycles

Spruce:

- Kinda thinks you’re a walking hazard/danger sign at first

- But Bruce believes the heart wants what the heart wants and it wanted you

- Has to get used to the loud noises your motorcycle makes when you take off anywhere, but eventually gets over it

- Loves riding on the motercycle with you after a couple months

- Has you under a oath to never speak about the time he tried to take it for a ride by himself with zero experience (🫢)

- Makes sure the keys (or anything that the lock can be picked with) for the motorcycle are always out of reach if you decide to have kids

- Doesn’t mind you taking the kids for a ride (but they have to be 10 or older 😢)

- Definitely wears a shirt that says ‘My wife is a famous dirt bike racer, how about you?’

Clay:

- You definitely bring out the fun in him (and he hates that at first)

- You met him during his serious boy Clay get up so at first he didn’t take you too seriosuly

- But when he learns it’s ok to loosen up, he found himself falling for you (he been loved you, he’s just embracing it now)

- Wants to be on your motorcycle more than you do

- Definitely already knew how to ride one (he was fun boy Clay soooo)

- Teach him all the crazy tricks in the book, he’ll end up mastering them all

- Please convince this man to wear a helmet cause if you don’t , he’s not even touching one

- Screaming all types of things while on the bike

“I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!”

Floyd:

- It’s a little weird with Floyd

- Like he loves and supports the fact that you’re a dirt bike racer but he doesn’t think about it too much (at least for the first part of the relationship)

- Secretly terrified of the roaring of your engine behind his calm smile

- You didn’t realize he was either until one day he walked into your garage and you started it up, causing him to completely fall onto his back

“Oh my gosh Floyd are you ok?

“Yea bab- yeah I’m fine…”

- Unlike the other boys, you have to convince him to ride on your bike

- Sit him in front of you so he’s convinced you won’t leave him behind :(

-Eventually he learns to enjoy it to some degree (still prefers the car tho if you know what I mean)

- Attends every event you have with the biggest “____’s #1 FAN!” sign anyone there can bring, and please don’t let him find out if someone is trying to show him up 😭

Branch:

- Ok let’s be honest if you met him during his first Trolls movie phase, he would actually despise you (at least at first)😭

- The nerve he’d think you’d have to turn on your loud engine while the village could possibly be hunted down by bergens

- After the first movie events and knowing everyone’s fine and well, he starts to show some interest

- You may or may not catch him at one or two or all of your events

- He can’t decide if he wants to ride your bike or not

- Like you’ll offer to take him for a ride and every time he’s just like:

“Well- like…um- ye- well actually, wait no, actually…maybe- well…”

- It’s to the point where if you want him to go with you, you’re gonna need to snatch him on and put the helmet on his head

- Since he’s one of the few trolls that knows about the internet, he made a fan account for you where he uploads all your clips, and makes sweet commentary and deletes all hate comments and possibly comments “____ is better” on fan accounts for any opposing riders

Poppy:

- You might have to run away from this girl at first

- Begs to ride your bike before you’re even together

- And when she is with you like Bruce she feels the need to take it upon herself to try and ride the bike

- Let’s just say she enjoyed your physical attention and the way you kissed her “boo-boo’s” afterwards

- So by the time she heals you’ve learned to take Poppy for frequent rides

- Has no shame in asking for lessons at all

- Definitely asks you to take, her, and Viva for a joyride

- Let’s the whole pop village know that her girlfriend is a famous dirt bike rider (as if they don’t already know 💀)

“Oh you’re boyfriend’s a baker? That’s crazy cause my girlfriends a dirt bike racer!”

“No way she’s a CEO? Mine ride’s a dirt bike, and she’s well know!”

“You’re girlfriends a top secret spy for the biggest agents in the world? That’s insane, my girlfriend rides a dirt bike!”

[tastesousweet]

⭒ vampire love

chris sturniolo x fem!reader

summary : they were each others’ go-to hookup in highschool, chris is back in town and y/n surprises him at his window. based on “vampire love” by yung bruh.

warnings : basically pure smuttttt :P & they’re both just whiney and horny idk. they get fluffy at the end tho

mickey speaks : uhhhh 1st post & im showing my whorism already !!!! oops

Y/N - 12:56 AM

are u home?

CHRIS

yea i landed this morning

Y/N

u never told me ☹️☹️

CHRIS

i know it was a busy day for me

CHRIS

i’m sorry

Y/N

well wyd right now?

CHRIS

texting u 😘

Y/N

cornball. go back to LA

CHRIS

nah im actually just sitting here watching

family guy in nick’s room

Y/N

tell nick i say hi aw

Y/N

i missed u guys

CHRIS

i missed you bruh

CHRIS

i wanna see u but i don’t want u

leaving the house this late for me

CHRIS

i’ll def come see you tomorrow tho

Y/N

oh??? that’s crazy bc i would get

“come over” texts from u at 3 am

in highschool 😭😭

Y/N

like who am i speaking to rn

CHRIS

a gentleman tf🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️!!!

message laughed at by Y/N !

౨ৎ

Y/N - 1:23 AM

you still watching tv?

CHRIS

nah i’m in my room now

Y/N

oh ok

Y/N

sooo.

Y/N

i’m at your house????

CHRIS

WHAT

Y/N

window …😊😊

chris immediately shuffles from his bed over to his window, seeing you with your face illuminated by your phone light.

he smiles and goes to text you,

CHRIS

what r u waiting for?? get up here

he looks back to see you roll your eyes in response and begin to move the same ladder you used in highschool over to chris’ window.

chris pries open the window with his bottom lip comfortably tucked in his mouth. he peeks his head out and can’t help but commentate on your situation as you focus heavily on making it up the rickety ladder. “she couldn’t wait twelve hours to see her man, wow. i must be something special, huh?”

you move your focus from your careful footsteps, up to chris, with a smug look and fuckass hat on his head. “maybe she was just a little horny and very bored.”

“she could’ve gone to sleep like someone normal.” he teases more, leaning back as she’s now made it up to his level.

he reaches his hand out and helps her into his room, “does he not want to fuck her or…?” she tilts her head and watches chris close his window.

“shut up,” he laughs a little walking towards her and pulling her into a hug (he makes sure to hold the sides of your bare hips that you purposely have on display, just so you know he saw and he appreciates it) which you embrace deeply. “hottest bitch alive,” he laughs into your hair.

you push him away, laughing at the old inside joke (before anything had happened between the two of you chris took a hit or two from a joint sophomore year of highschool and revealed his attraction to you, declaring you “the hottest bitch alive,” and of course you teased him but none the less took it as a compliment).

he hooks his hand on the waist band of your small shorts before you can get far, pulling you back and laying a soft, short kiss on your lips.

your head is at an angle looking up to him and the corners of your mouth begin to upturn as you chase his initial kiss with another and another, building passion with every connection.

he deepens the kiss while moving backwards towards the black couch at the foot of his bed. upon reaching it you push him gently causing him to fall back onto the plush surface. he draws his hand across his now wet lips as a smirk crosses his face.

chris pats his lap anticipating your willing obedience, only for you to step back and remove your teddy bear slippers you hadn’t gotten the chance to take off yet. he chuckles a little and removes his hat, throwing it behind him onto his bed, and moving his arm to rest behind his head as he lazily watches your every move.

your loose tank top and lack of bra leave little to imagine as you walk back towards him and crawl onto his lap. you try not to let the dopey grin that’s etched on his mouth effect you too much as you move his hands to hold your ass.

he begins to kiss you again, a little harder than before and adding the aspect of his tongue to explore parts of your mouth he hadn’t seen in some time. your hands ghost up his neck and one hand holds there while the other moves to his cheek.

you begin grinding yourself against his lap and he disconnects your lips to hiss at the sensation before kissing up and down your neck slowly.

girl lay yo body down on that fuckin couch

when you begin to moan lowly and grind yourself harder chris lifts you off of his lap and lays you on the couch, now hovering over you.

you’re annoyed by the loss of stimulation and groan, “come backk.” you pull at his white wife beater and chase his lips with your own.

“shhh” he whispers against your pouted lips, dragging himself down to settle on the floor below you, guiding his face between your legs and making them fall on either side of his head.

open up your legs i’m gon’ work my mouth

you whimper and suck your bottom lip in your mouth when he starts to leave kisses and nibbles on your inner thighs. he’s carefully avoiding your clothed center, taking his time loving on you.

“chris,” you let out a breathy whine and reach for his hand, bold enough to place it right at your lower tummy and waistband of your tiny fucking shorts.

chris hums against your center, finally looking up at you with droopy, infatuated eyes. you caress his hand to encourage him to adventure further into your heat.

as much as he loves to tease, his fingers curl and grip the waistband as his fingers dance along the small string of your thong. he smiles at the thought of you putting it on just for him tonight.

“baby, please,” you whine again, louder.

try not to make a sound this my momma house

he kisses the space between your center and thigh, the closest he’s gotten to where you need him most at this point. “shhh, i’ll give you what you want. jus’ gotta be quiet, ‘kay?” he mews before he presses a gentle kiss to your clothed cunt.

you just about sob and fight the urge to push your shorts to the side and force his head down yourself.

he finally sits back on his legs, moving his hands slowly up your legs. “god damn, you’re so precious,” he rasps with a smile as he slowly lowers your shorts down your legs.

“just for you,” you breathe when he’s finally pulls your shorts off and throws them behind him.

“how sweet,” he kisses your ankle before hooking it over his shoulder. chris stares up at you before his eyes flick down to your dripping core, leaving a wet spot at the center of your tiny thong.

he groans at the sight and uses his right hand to pull the cloth to the side as his left hand rubs across your lower stomach leaving butterflies in its path. he moves his index finger through your soaked folds causing you to let out a hushed yet sharp moan.

chris uses your sound of pleasure as encouragement when he dips his tongue into you continuously. when you start to buck into his face he uses his arm to hold your leg (that’s not over his shoulder) down against the couch.

your soft moans are harmonious and you watch as chris closes his eyes and begins to fully enjoy licking at your core. he moves to kiss your thigh again, replacing his mouth with his fingers entering in and out of you slowly. you watch him as he focuses on his fingers’ every move and enjoys his front row viewing of your body’s appreciation of him.

he blissfully lays his cheek on your inner thigh when you bring your hand down to his face and comb through his hair to pull his attention back to your face rather than your pussy.

he shifts his eyes up and you draw your finger across his swollen bottom lip. he slowly smiles at you before speaking, “wanna cum, hmm?”

and to his surprise you shake your head no and begin to take his fingers out of you and bring them up to your mouth.

chris lets out a whiney moan and drags himself up to be face to face with you as you swirl your tongue around his fingers, tasting every bit of yourself. “so fucking hot.” he whispers and replaced his fingers with a rough kiss to your mouth.

you wrap your legs around his waist and hook your arms around his neck while he continues to kiss you. you can feel him moving underneath you to grind his hardened center against the couch cushion so you pull away from him and tell him to sit down instead.

he nods his head and you both trade positions; your face now level with his lower half just as his once was with your own.

you run your hands up his covered legs and towards his hard center and begin to stroke him through his sweats. he lets out a relieved breath as he watches you and anticipates your descent further.

you adjust your position and pull down his boxers and sweatpants just far enough that you can pull out his pulsing member. chris throws his head back and covers his eyes with his hands at the sensation of your thumb circling his sensitive head.

that bitch gon’ give me top, that’s without a doubt

you pump long, slow strokes along his cock while starring up at him hazily. you begin to feel annoyed by his lack of eye contact and pull his attention by guiding him into your mouth.

chris lets a choked moan escape and looks down to you, with a mouthful of his dick and glossy eyes, looking back up at him. his mouth is hung open subconsciously as he fights back his own excessive moans, instead he gathers your hair for you and uses all of his might to not fuck your face.

once you build a rhythm you take him further until he’s fully buried and slightly curved down your throat. his moan comes out in fractures and his grip on your hair grows tighter. “you’re so good to me,” he whispers. you go to move but stop once he pleads, “wait! no, please jus’ just stay right there, baby.” so you begin to focus on breathing through your nose as he holds your head back down.

you stay for a few moments and when you finally gag and pull off of him he thrusts up into air to almost chase the feeling while you gather yourself. “you okay?” his face is pulled tight together but you can’t tell if it’s because he’s concerned for you or his own orgasm.

you nod and his senses are heightened as you start to stroke his cock a few more times but before he can finish you confess, “baby, i want you to fuck me now…”

he gathers your face in his hands and rubs your cheek, “you know i will… but first can i cum, please?”

you shake your head with a smirk, kissing his inner hand but before you rise to your feet you kiss the top of his sensitive dick, to which he uncontrollably spills a small amount of his cum onto your lips.

he feels a little humiliated at his lack of control. “fuck. ‘m sorry i didn’t mean to-” but chris can feel his stomach recoil as he attempts to fight off finishing all over your face right now.

he watches intensely as you lick your lips slowly, tasting every bit of him, before you stand up (your thong showing every inch of your full ass while you walk) and go to lay on his bed. he can no longer see you but he takes the hint when your small tank top is thrown at him.

he exhales and begins to fully remove his clothes as well. he joins you in his bed to see you bare and sprawled out, your fingers tapping softly at your clit.

you whimper when you dip your fingers inside of you then bring them up to his mouth. he hums and sticks his tongue out. you drag your fingers across it before he’s wrapping his lips around them and sucking hard.

you bite your lip at the sight of chris being so willing and eager.

he pulls them from his mouth and smiles while guiding your hand between you both to grab his needy cock. “please.” is all he says before he kisses you.

you pump him a few times before guiding him into you slowly, to which chris moans directly over your mouth, eyes slightly rolled back. you quiet him gently by kissing him again.

i fuck her like a god, that’s without a doubt

he continues the slow pace you began as he guides himself fully in and out of you. the silver of his necklace catches the light of the moon every so often making it gleam as it sways over your face. you find it so satisfying and pretty.

you suck on his neck and whisper that you need him to fuck you hard or not at all. he immediately is quickening his thrusts into you and you muffle a cry into his neck, clawing at his back with your manicured nails.

i got that pussy wet, that’s without a drought

you’re so slick that the sound of your skin slapping together is amplified and chris prays to fucking god his mother hasn’t found herself thirsty in the middle of a rem cycle.

“i need you chris, i need-“ your words spew out and he doesn’t let up, continuing his harsh pounds into your used center.

“hold on to it, baby. ‘m so close, please,” he reaches for your hands and holds them against the mattress on each side of your head as he continues to build to a climax.

you whine and he gives in to you easily. he removes one of his hands from holding yours to rub your clit harshly, “go ahead, give me everything then.”

he continues to thrust himself into you but his eyes stare intently at your face as you fall apart beneath him and squeeze around his length. you’re a moaning mess and he quickly puts his hand over your mouth until you’re spent.

the scene alone causes him to pull out of you and let out a series of low moans while his cum falls onto your lower stomach.

to make the most out of the overwhelming sensitivity you both feel, he immediately guides his cock through your folds, crying out at the intense stimulation. as you try to push him away, and whine his name telling him it’s so much.

he obliges and unknowingly blurts more cum on your thighs as he moves up to kiss you, out of breath.

he sucks your bottom lip for a second longer before pulling apart and whispering, “hold on.” your sleepy figure just nods up to him and he breathes out a laugh before finding his boxers on the floor and walking out quietly.

you try to keep your eyes open but it feels like forever when chris finally comes back with a damp wash cloth, two water bottles, and a bowl of washed grapes (??). your eyes open timidly at the small amount of light coming from his phone’s flashlight. you can see him wearing your teddy slippers though which makes you mentally laugh, but physically smile as he approaches you.

he places the items on a side table and begins to wipe your stomach off slowly, the warmth on the cloth soothing you further. “open your legs, please.” chris already had began to physically separate them but he asks you to open them so that you feel in control of yourself anyways.

“sweet girl,” he compliments and smiles as he wipes your thighs down, kissing your stomach again before making his way to throw the cloth into a laundry basket.

you hum at him and lift yourself up to watch as he opens one of his drawers and offers one of his t-shirts to you.

you slip it over your head easily and he hands you a water bottle and your phone before crawling into his bed with you. you curl up to his chest and he hands you the bowl of grapes which you don’t question because you’re hungry as fuck, why would you deny it?

you thank him and he thanks you for coming to see him tonight.

you both smile into a kiss and you continue to finish your grapes as he closes his eyes in an attempt to get some sleep.

🍊✶𓏲ּ꩜ .ᐟ

AW! everyone cheered. and came (probably)

got inspo for the end bc of this lmao :

also go listen on spotify for vibes

[luvsuperboard]

hyunjin, do you like having a dick?

pairing: boy bsf hyunjin x f.reader

contains: crack, drama queen hyunjin, the word dick and a whole conversation about dicks (well, clearly, look at the tittle) and some other curse words, mentions of periods and menstruating. mdni.

note: hihihi, LFMAOAOA OK SO, idk where the idea came from but is so fucking random i swear 😭, i also chose hyunjin for this bc his dramatic ass is perfect for this silly scenario, hope u enjoy!

-

you came out of the shower, cheeks flushed from the hot water and hair smelling like your favorite fruit scented shampoo. once you had on some comfy pajamas on you walked towards your bedroom–were hyunjin was ofc.

“you took like five years” his back was resting on the bed’s headboard, he had been reading a book or something while you were showering.

“shut up” you threw him the little towel you were using to dry your hair as you just fell on top of the bed, letting a big sigh out “im so jealous of you right now” you said with your face buried in the soft pillows.

“first of all, how dare you throw your dirty towel on my beautiful face,” the disgusted face he made was crazy “and second, jealous of?”

you sat up, tugging your hair behind your ears before taking a deep breath “wait hold on before you say anything” he put the book aside and stretched, giving you that ‘let it out’ stare.

“it’s not that bad, it’s just..” you played with your hands but soon stopped when you remembered you were talking to hyunjin, the mf knows everything about you so why would you be ashamed of sharing this?

“i’m on my period, i’m cramping so fucking bad, and like do you know what is it to have to deal with cramps? imagine you are peacefully sleeping, on a friday night after eating the most scrumptious pizza ever and you feel like your life is perfect because oh man, what can go wrong? i just ate and i’m happy and i’m sleeping. WELL NO! A FUCKING CRAMP THOUGHT IT WAS OKAY TO SHOW UP IN MY SLEEP AND WAKE ME UP!” you slapped the mattress, okay well you maybe had to let some things out.

“AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I STOOD UP MY BED AFTER I WAS AWAKENED BY THAT BITCH? A BIG, oh hyunjin when i tell you it was big is because it was. A BIG ASS RED-“

“OKAY NO NEED TO GET SPECIFIC I GET IT, BREATHE” he caressed you back to comfort you.

he couldn’t help it but laugh at the way you were trying to catch your breath “come here” he patted his lap as in a way of telling you to rest your head on it, so you did. “you’re crazy” he said while playing with your now not so wet hair.

“it’s just so annoying sometimes like ugh”

“i can’t say i relate like i always do, but you’ll be fine. it’s normal, just make sure to rest and not be climbing the walls like the weird creature you are, yea?” he whispered and kept playing with you hair.

“hm, i guess”

you stayed for a while like this; completely spacing out and staring at the ceiling while your head rested on his thighs until he broke the silence “so, why were you jealous of me?”

you quickly lifted your head from his lap and sat again “oh yea, well i was ‘jealous’ because you don’t get periods? duh” his lips were in a ‘o’ shape and he nodded.

“so? that’s it?” his eyebrows furrowed as he was expecting you to say something else.

“yeaaa? wait oh my god”

“oh god please no”

“LATE NIGHT TALK!”

you both spent the night talking and giggling about the most random stuff, but you enjoyed this, everything started because of your tiny rent about being sick and tired of menstruating. but for some reason a question popped up in your mind, yall were talking about anything. so, why don’t kill the curiosity and approach the moment by asking?

“hyunjin”

“hm?”

“do you like having a dick.” you said with a straight face, you were seriously trying not to laugh, you truly wanted to know.

“HUH?!” his answer made you burst out of laughter, his ears turned bright pink. cute.

“LISTEN, GOD WHY ARE YOU BLUSHING? IT WAS JUST A QUESTION”

“WELL I DONT GET ASKED THAT EVERYDAY, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT?”

“WHY ARE WE YELLING?!”

“I DONT KNOW”

“okay let’s calm down” he gulped and waited for you to speak again.

“hyunjin, do you like having a dick?” you said with a tiny smile, as soon as he heard you he started massaging his temple.

“y/n you are so fucking weird-“

“ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION.”

“FINE,” he looked around as if there was people in the room and as if it was some confidential information what he was about to say “it’s cool i guess”

“pft, you guess?” he just shrugged but you wanted him to say more “cmonnnn, for example; if i had a dick-“

“please don’t”

“i’d be hard all the time.“

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

“IM JUST SAYING BRO, LIKE, IS THERE ANY PROS AND CONS OF HAVING A DICK?” he sighed and shook his head dramatically “no there’s not, y/n, it’s just a body part”

“there has to be”

“THERE IS NOT. LEAVE ME ALONE IM GONNA GO CRY IN A CORNER OR SOMETHING” he hid under the blankets like a little kid, but you pulled them off him and continued with your mission of killing the curiosity.

“YOU SAID ITS ‘cool i guess’. THAT MEANS IT HAS PROS RIGHT?”

“lord save me”

“I HEARD IT CAN FALL OFF? IS THAT TRUE?”

“WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCKING FUCK, NINE ONE ONE HELP”

“WHAT, NO DONT SAY THAT YOU WHORE, PEOPLE ARE GONNA THINK IM KILLING YOU”

“LEAVE ME ALONE THEN”

“hold on i just thought of an amazing question”

“I WANT MY MOM”

“does it glow in the dark? JUST KIDDING”

“MOMMM”

“wait but does it?”

“MOOOOOOOM”

“SHHH, oh also do you have a name for it?”

“i swear to god- wait what did you say?”

“a name for your little mate”

“no but thanks for the idea, AND IM NOT TELLING YOU ONCE I HAVE A NAME FOR IT”

“CAN YOU MOVE IT MENTALLY?”

“IM SO DONE WITH YOU, WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT EVEN MEAN? GOOGLE EXISTS”

“UGH, WHAT ABOUT WHEN IT’S COLD.. does the size chang-“

“oh my god, i’m gonna call chan”

“YOU’RE GONNA ASK HIM IF HIS LITTLE FRIEND CHANGES SIZE DEPENDING ON THE WEATHER? oh but im the weird one okay”

“ARE YOU CRAZY?” he softly flicked your forehead with his middle finger “IM GONNA CALL HIM BECAUSE IM SCARED” you saw how he was about to pull his phone out his pocket but you stopped him by grabbing his wrist.

“LET ME GO!”

“ANSWER THE QUESTION”

“NO!” he jumped out of the bed and ran to the bathroom, locking himself in and resting his back on the door just in case you could enter.

“COME HERE YOU ARTSY BITCH”

“HELLO? CHAN HYUNG?”

“HE’S PROBABLY SLEEPING STOP LYING”

“THAT BOY DOESN’T SLEEP, ARE YOU DUMB?”

“shit you’re right, anyway. HWANG HYUNJIN, LET. ME. IN.” this time the little trick of kicking the door didn’t work since hyunjin had put his weight on it.

“NEVER!”

“YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO LET ME IN! just answer the question..”

“I SAID NO, BRO GO ASK JISUNG OR SOMETHING”

“i already did.” oh yea when it comes to tea you know you’ll have hyunjin there, so he opened the door slowly.

“really?” you nodded and he gasped dramatically, drama queen ass.

“so? what did he say?”

“come to the bedroom and i’ll tell you every single detail��

“deal.”

you spent like an hour or so telling hyunjin about what you asked han, plus more tea yall spilled through the conversation, which was enough for you to forget about the initial goal. as soon as you remembered you tapped his shoulder.

“just go to sleep, we’ve talked enough, it’s two in the morning” he said and it’s not like you’re dumb to not know he was fake-yawning too. you rolled your eyes and covered your body with the blanket. still curious, kind of mad, and not wanting to sleep since the talking had shaken your tiredness away.

he let out a deep breath when he felt your body relax underneath the blanket, he thought you had finally fallen asleep and-

“if i had a dick for a day i’d be laughing so hard like, does it just… hang there?”

“Y/N!”

[vminizzle]

Beach night

pairing : husband!jimin x f.reader

genre : SMUT

warnings : making out, exhibitionism, penetration, unprotected sex, marking, creampie

words count : 1.2k

A/N : hello everyone, I’m back again. Here I offer…a mess!! This time I ain’t exaggerating 😭please this is something I wrote on my (other) blog, I tried to write it a bit better but gosh this fic is stuffed with grammatical mistakes 💀 I like to remind that English is not my first language. Well, sorry for this, have a great week.

I miss Jimin.

FEEDBACKS ARE VERY WELCOMED :)

M RATED

The stars decorated the dark sky as you and Jimin were laying peacefully on the empty beach.

“it looks like a tiger.” you pointed at a weird shape the stars formed.

“no way! it looks more like a pig.” you laughed at his hypothesis.

“what?” he laughed too before pulling you closer to him.

You both stopped for a while to enjoy the pleasing sound of the waves crushing gently between them.

“i love you.” Jimin whispered eyes still on the sky.

“i love you too.” you looked at him.

Jimin stared down at you for a few seconds before taking his shirt off. You looked at him confused.

"take yours off too" he grinned making you laugh but you did it anyway.

Your husband caressed the skin of your stomach with the pads of his thumbs gently enjoying the way goosebumps appear after his touch.

“so pretty. I can’t believe you’re mine.”

“ I can’t believe you’re real” you said back grinning.

Jimin chuckled pulling you closer than you already were. His hand making its way up to your back, fingers stopping on the hook of your bra, a silent request to let him unhook it. Your eyes widened staring at him to know if he was serious.

“Jimin..” you started quietly.

"are you..”

“yes." he nodded.

You looked around, checking if there were people present on the quiet beach. You threw him an "are you crazy" expression.

“what if someone-”

Jimin interrupted you pointing toward the sea.

“have you ever thought about doing it there?”

“in the sea?” you whisper-yelled.

He smirked “exciting, isn’t it?”

You lowered your face playing with your fingers. You never thought about this but now the idea of doing it there, under the stars.. it sounded so romantic yet so .. dangerous.

What if someone noticed you?

You gulped locking eyes with him before nodding. Jimin smirked before standing, pulling you up with him.

“If you’re not sure we can stop at any moment” he pecked your lips. You nodded, letting a small ok. 

He started stripping off walking toward the sedate water, his lower part disappearing more as he kept going forward. His muscular back the only thing you can see now as he stopped.

You took a deep breath, unbuttoning your shorts and kick it off your legs. Your hands coming behind your back to unhook your bra. You took off your panties feeling embarrassed as you keep looking around walking quickly to the water. You’ve never felt this exposed before.

Letting your body swallowed by the sea, you could feel the sand under your feet, the water wasn’t too cold but enough to make goosebumps raise on your skin. The water was now covering you just above your chest. You approached your husband, his arms immediately enveloping you.

“I feel so naked” you muttered against his bare chest.

“maybe because you’re naked, no?” Jimin laughed.

“Y’know what I meant… I feel more naked than usual.. I mean we’re in public and I feel more y’know" you whined.

He nodded understanding you “if you feel really uncomfortable we can go back.”

“mmh yea yea it’s ok" you replied before pecking his lips. Jimin smiled pulling you closer, your chest on his as he kissed you. His lips so soft on yours as you put your arms around his neck. He looked at you before touching your thighs, motioning for you to "jump". You wrapped your legs around his waist, one of his hand holding your thigh, the other one placed on your lower back.

The water felt warmer, the gentle breeze pleasant against your bare skin.

“Can I?” he asked, hand leaving your lower back to grab his cock slowly pumping it.

"yes” you breathed out.

Jimin positioned himself at your entrance, his forehead on yours. You felt the familiar stretch painful yet pleasurable as he penetrate you slowly.

"I’m gonna move baby” he said when he bottomed out. You gripped the back of his head pulling him for a slow and passionate kiss.

Everything felt too good to be true. The little waves moving your bodies, making him lose his balance and making you both chuckle. You loved these types of moments it made you felt happy.

Jimin thrusted in and out slowly, your legs tightening around his waist as the pleasure started running through your veins.

“It feels so g-good babe” you whimpered.

Your husband smiled before leaving little wet kisses on your neck, murmuring how good you felt around him, how much he loved you.

He furrowed his eyebrows, his grip on your thigh tightening, his bottom lip caught between his teeth.

“fuck” he groaned as your walls suddenly clenched around his cock.

The stars in the dark sky were so pretty, but the moonlight reflecting on the love of your life was even prettier. You admired his face, he was so handsome and adorable at the same time. 

You let out a loud moan when he hit your special spot making you weak.

“Jimin r-right there! yes right there.”

He did as you said doing his best to pleasure you. Your walls started convulsing around his cock as he kept on hitting your g-spot. The pressure around his length made him lightheaded. It felt too good, everything was perfect at this moment.

“fuck don’t stop clenching around me! I’m so close” he moaned into your ear. His moans being one of your biggest weakness, it made you roll your eyes to the back of your head.

You squeezed your eyes shut tight as you felt the oh-so-familiar knot in the pit of your stomach. You felt like you were about to explode when he bite on your shoulder blade. You tangled your fingers into his hair, pulling on the black locks as your orgasm washed over you.

"fuck I’m coming Jimin I’m-“

You let your head fall forward on his chest as you come around him, trying to catch your breath you slowly sucked little marks on his neck.

"cum for me my love..hm do it babe” you whispered against the marked skin still breathless.

You clenched around him pushing him on the edge “baby I’m so close I’m-“ he moaned loudly as his warm cum filled you up to the brim.

“I love you” Jimin breathlessly whispered head buried deep into the crook of your neck.

“I love you.” You caressed his hair as he peppered little kisses on your neck. You stayed like that for awhile, enjoying the moment, each other’s warmth.

Jimin pulled out, gently helping you down. He kissed you lovingly smiling into the kiss.

"let’s go." you said splashing him with water. You both laughed before "swimming back toward the beach.

"babe” you said stopping in your track. 

Jimin hummed waiting for you to continue.

"our clothes..” you trailed out.

His eyes widened at the missing pile of clothes. You glared at him “what? I don’t know.. it’s not my fault!” he put his hands up in defense making you sigh.

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a/n : gosh it’s a mess. Well if you read it until the end wow thank you a lot because it’s definitely not that good. Sorry again for the many mistakes, my english still sucks and I was tired asf when I was finishing it :( love y’all ♡

[fushironi]

omg can you do one where the reader sucks off adult nanami , geto, and gojo to see who has the best dick . It’s up to you who has the best one 🥵

AHHH thank you for this anon!! Just the idea is being able to pleasure the three of them at once is just 🤤 I hope you enjoy this and I hope it’s up to your liking!! I’m sorry if it’s not how you pictured 😭!! IM SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG!!!

Tw/cw: all characters are of age (18+) oral (m +f receiving), foursome, blow bang energy, afab!reader, cock drunk, face fucking like crazy, messyyyy, these men love using your throat, degrading, pet names, nsfw, minors dni!!

Tonight was like any other night. You were hanging out with three of your favorite coworkers, each of you sharing a drink. It had been a rough day at work and you wanted nothing more than to relax and just enjoy your night in. You guys decided on watching a movie, not wanting to put much effort into the remainder of your day. Many people found it odd that your best friends were all male, especially with how much time you all spend together, but you didn’t care. They’re (usually) less drama than girls, which is the main reason why you all get along.

You take a drag of your cigarette as you settle on the floor, your head laying back against the couch as you blow out the smoke. You let the nicotine take over your body as you take another drag, your free hand running through your hair. You let out a sigh as you open your eyes to the sound of a movie playing on the tv.

“You okay, doll?” Nanami asks as he sits on the couch above you, his legs on either side of your body. You turn on your knees to face him, taking another drag of your cigarette. You blow the smoke up and away from him, exposing your neck. You felt his eyes on your tits, your tank top exposing the tops of your breasts.

“Yea. Just a long day, Kento.” You say with a soft smile. You finish your cig before burning it out in the ash tray. You use his thighs to push yourself up, your boobs just barely missing his face.

“Tease,” Kento moans as he watches your form as you stretch.

“Mm, but you like it,” you smirk as you lean downwards, your lips inches from his. He lets a smirk play on his lips as his eyes flick between your boobs and lips.

“Maybe I do,” he smirks as his hands land on your hips at the same time your lips press against one another. You settle in his lap as you deepen the kiss, pulling him closer. His natural scent wafts over your nostrils , your head spinning as you grind against his lap. Your shorts and panties slowly grow wetter as his hands travel along your body, squeezing every plump and curve. A moan falls from your lips as his large fingers dip into the band of your shorts, rubbing at your clit.

“Awe, they started without us.” Gojo says to Geto as the two men enter the living room. You smirk against Nanami’s lips as you lift your hips, allowing his digits to enter your wet cunt. You let out a moan as his fingers stretch your hole, making you whimper against his lips.

“Do you think she’ll let us have a taste? Let us ruin her one by one?” Geto smirks as his sweats hit the floor, his boxers growing tighter as he watched you start to ride Nanami’s hand. Your head spins as he begins to work your core, his lips still working on your neck. You roll your head back as you let Nanami kiss your skin, your hips rolling against his large hand.

“C’mere,” You whine as you look over at Gojo and Geto, your hands reaching for the two men. You let out a soft moan as you press your lips to Geto’s, his lips tasting like smoke. It was intoxicating and made you feel incredible, your brain going fuzzy as his hands find your breast’s, squeezing softly. A moan falls from your lips at his touch, your tongues tangling together.

“Such a pretty girl,” Gojo smirks as he sits next to Nanami, who’s fingers were still buried deep inside you. Gojo’s fingers find your clit, massaging the bundle of nerves, causing your hips to buck. “Look at her, she’s a fucking mess,” Geto purrs as he pulls off your shirt, exposing your breast. A gasp leaves your lips as Gojo and Nanami attach their lips to your hardened buds, Geto’s mouth swallowing your moans. Your body was on fire from all the stimulation, your fingers tangling in Geto’s hair as his tongue wrestles your own. You feel yourself go into a wave of pleasure as you cum on Nanami’s fingers, your body shaking.

“Good girl. Making a mess of yourself on my hand,” Nanami purrs as he licks his fingers clean. You whimper as you watch him, your heart thumping as you calm down. Your brain spins as you slowly come back from cloud nine, your hand still playing in Geto’s hair. You pull him back for a kiss as Nanami and Gojo go back to sucking on your nipples, Geto’s hand wrapping around your throat. “Mmm I guess it’s my turn?” Geto growls against your lips as his hand squeezes your throat.

“Whatcha gonna do to me?” You say in a breathy moan, your back arching against the two men in front of you. “First,” Geto smirks as he pulls you off Nanami’s lap by your hair, eliciting a high-pitched squeal to leave your lips. “The fuck man!” Gojo groans in frustration as his eyes land on the pair of you. “You’ll get your turn,” Geto chuckles as he throws you into the loveseat, smirking darkly at the lewd moan you let out. “You enjoy that, don’t you? Being thrown around like a rag doll.” Geto growls as he grabs your throat once more, crashing his lips onto yours. Your fingers find his hair as you kiss him back, another squeal leaving you as he quickly rotates you so your head is hanging off the edge of the loveseat.

“I like where this is going,” Nanami smirk as he stands, his pants dropping to the floor. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as you feel a pair of lips licking your cunt, your legs spreading wider as you give them better access. You couldn’t see who was eating you out, but you didn’t care; it felt amazing either way. Your moans are soon muffled as Geto’s cock is shoved down your throat, his hand gripping it tight as he feels your throat bulging.

“Fuck, your throat is so tight” he groans as his free hand grips your left breast, tugging on your nipple. You moan around him as you feel the coolness’s of Gojo’s ring pushing inside your warm cunt. “So is her pretty pussy. Fuck princess, you don’t get fucked often, do you?” He says in a sultry voice as his fingers match the pace of Geto’s hips. You hear the heavy steps of Nanami come toward your back side, standing directly above your cunt as he licks a string stripe across your clit, making your body shake. Your eyes roll to the back of your head as the three men begin to work your body like their own personal toy, Geto’s strong thighs being your only source of stability.

“You taste like heaven” Gojo moans as him and Nanami take turns eating you out, both their fingers buried deep inside you as they tag team your pretty little cunt. Your brain spins as they use you, your body shaking as you feel yourself getting closer to your high. But, of course, in classic fashion, the men pull away; leaving you in a breathless needy mess.

“We have better plans for you, Princess.” Geto smirks as he sits you up, pulling you to the floor. Your eyes widen as the men stand in front of you, their cocks erect and red as their hands wrap around their girthy shafts. There was definitely no denying that the three men before you were large. Each of them having thick, veiny cocks. Geto was slightly curved to the left, Gojo curved to the right, and Nanami was long and thick, straight as a board. Your pussy clenched at the site, your mouth watering.

“Look at her. Doe eyed staring at our cocks.” Nanami groans as his hand pets your head before he runs a thumb along your bottom lip. “Why don’t you put that pretty little mouth of yours to work and show us what you can do?” Gojo taunts as he pushes his reddened tip against your lips. You eagerly lick his tip, moaning at the pre that touches your taste buds. You do the same for the other men before taking them one by one, deep throating each of them before you take two in your mouth at once, jerking off the third.

“Fuck, she’s a fucking pro,” Gojo groans as you take him and Geto in your mouth, your hand pumping Nanami. You smile at his words before you switch it up and take Nanami and Geto in your mouth, pumping Gojo in your fist. The constant back and forth of pleasing all of them was intoxicating to you, your mind spinning as Nanami takes over and solely fucks your face, his hips thrusting harshly as he chases his own high.

“Gonna swallow my cum? Gonna be a good girl f’me?” He groans as he watches as you nod, your eyes brim with tears, a dark chuckle leaving his lips. “Good girl,” he purrs as he ruts his hips a few more times before stopping, his hot load shooting down your throat. You swallow every drop, a deep moan leaving your muffled throat as your hands find purchase on his thighs. He fucks himself through his high before pulling out of your mouth with a ‘pop’ his hand caressing your cheek as he taps your bottom lip. You open your mouth without command, showing him that you’d swallowed all he gave. “Such a perfect little thing,” he coos as he kisses you deeply before stepping back to allow the other two men to use you.

“Who’s next?” Gojo purrs as he and Geto exchange a look and a side smirk. Your chest heaves as you look at the two men, the both of them looking almost god like above you, their hands stoking their cocks. Your mouth drooled as you looked between the two of them, your cunt clenching as you took them in. You pull your lip between your teeth as you swallow hard, your brain spinning. “G-Gojo,” you whine as you look up at him. He walks towards you as his finger taps your chin, signaling for you to open your mouth. You do as instructed, whimpering as he pushes his thumb on your tongue. “Fuck- such a pretty little thing,” he purrs as he tugs on your tongue, your eyes brimming with tears. He gives you a devilish grin as he pushes his cock down your throat, groaning at the warmth your mouth gives him.

A low, feral groan escapes his lips as he begin to fuck your throat, his hand in your hair as he moves his hips faster and faster. Your tears slip down your cheeks as he fucks your mouth recklessly, Gojo’s hand holding you on his cock for a few minutes, chuckling at your blown out eyes. “Fucking pathetic,” he growls as he pulls you off his cock, globs of drools falling from your mouth, only a moment of recovery being granted to you before he goes back to using your throat as his personal toy, enjoying the constant gags falling from your lips as his pretty red tip hits the back of your throat. You let out a low moan, the vibrations sending a shiver up his spine as his hips still, his cum shooting down your throat in surprise. You swallow every drop of his sweet and salty fluid, your pussy clenching as you take yet another load. As he pulls away, you hang your mouth open to show him that you’ve swallowed all he gave, a deep groan and sly grin on his face. “Fucking pretty little girl,” Gojo smirks as he pats your head, making your cunt squeeze at the pet name and actions.

Your eyes land on Suguru as Gojo takes his seat next to Nanami, your eyes glowing as you stare at the tall man before you. You knew how good his cock tastes. You knew he was good with his hips. Having stolen many sessions away to the janitors closet at the school to have a quickie or two. You crawl over to him with pure lust in your eyes, your pussy dripping as you sit nicely on your heels for him. “The best for last,” you purr as your nails gently graze up his muscular legs, a low rumble erupting from Suguru. “As it should be,” he purrs as his hand pats your cheek before a hard smack lands on your skin. You let out a low moan as he does so, your hands bracing on his thighs as he taps your lips with his cock. “Ready to give them a show?” He smirks as his fingers tangle in your hair. You nod eagerly as you stick your tongue out, drool falling from the tip of your tongue. That sight alone could have made Suguru cum, but he wanted to watch you swallow everything he had. He wanted his friends watch as you please him with your throat in such a different way in what you did for them. He wanted to show off and he knew you did too.

Geto wasted no time in closing the gap between you two, his cock gliding easily into your mouth. Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as the cool metal of his Prince Albert hits the back of your throat. Your hand slides down your body as your fingers work your cunt, Geto’s hip working at an insane pace in your mouth. Drool falls from the sides of your lips as he holds you at the base of his cock, tears falling from the sides of your eyes as he forces you down, moving your head side to side before yanking you off his cock. A stuffed moan and laugh leaves your lips as globs of drool and precum leave you mouth, your fingers working faster on your clit.

“Dirty fucking whore. Touching yourself while letting me use you. Didn’t that pretty cunt get enough attention?” Geto growls as he shoves you back on his cock, his hips moving at an insane speed as he chases his high. His moans and groans were like music to your ears, the other two men having began jerking themselves off at the sight. Your cunt squeezes around your fingers as you catch sight of the men on the couch, your eyes rolling to the back of your head as Geto gives you a hard smack to the face. “Good girl,” he growls as he continues his assault on your throat. You begin to whimper around his cock as you feel your high growing closer, your cheeks hallowing out as you try to pull the orgasm from the god of a man above you. Hell, all of them looked like gods in this current state, each of their bodies sculpted in the best ways possible.

“Mmm-fuck- someone really wants her reward. Don’t you little girl? Such a perfect cocksucking princess,” Geto growls as his thrusts become sloppy and his groans more constant. You nod your head around him as you bob your head faster and faster, your fingers moving faster inside your cunt. “Fuck, look at her. Such a dumb, desperate little bitch,” Nanami growls as his hand moves faster, his own high evident on his face. You let out a muffled whimper at Nanami’s words, your cunt squeezing as they go straight to your core. “Fuck I’m cumming,” Geto groans as he shoots his load down your throat, your own following soon after, your juices covering the floor. You continue to swallow Geto’s cum and cock as the two on the couch release into their hands, a mix of their moans and the smell of sex in the air as Geto withdraws from your mouth, your legs feeling like jelly as you sit on your bottom.

“Fucking hell,” Gojo groans as his breathing returns to normal. “Ditto,” Nanami and Geto say in a breathless laugh. “So, who was better?” Gojo says after a beat, all of you turning to him. You let out a chuckle as you slowly gather yourself off the floor, your eyes scanning over the three of them. “All of you,” you say coyly as you walk upstairs to the bathroom, laughing as you hear the three of them arguing about who was the better throat fuck.

[sophie0fthehollow]

(This is definitely going to have spoilers for the stolen heir‼️‼️)

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABT THE ENDING OF THE STOLEN HEIR ??(maybe cause it just came out..). the ending oml. i’m shocked. bewildered.

I saw a tiktok comment about how it would’ve been crazy if Jude lost control and gave in to her lust for power. this would have inevitably led her to keeping cardan as a snake under the bridle. ISNT IT CRAZY. Suren did what Jude didn’t.

I understand that Oak is a liar and betrayed her but. WHY.

The funniest part i think is that while she was crying in lady nore’s bedroom, he promised,” i promise you. If it is within my power, we will leave together). HOMEBOY CANT LEAVE 😭😭😭.

unfortunately now i have to wait another year but.. yea this was definitely a 5 star read. i just cant get over the ending. i feel so betrayed 😞😞

[neopuppy]

I always wonder if they manipulate those photos a bit or if it’s the lighting and angle. Jeno has muscles but he’s actually much smaller in height and build irl than I realized. Actually a lot of NCT are much smaller/slimmer than they appear. Even Johnny who is the tallest/largest was like a beanpole. More modelesque than body builder

nah those last ones were DEFINITELY manipulated lol, theres Jisung ones like that too, I’m pretty sure I posted them before

but yeah I’ve talked abt this like how different they all look irl. none of them are swole- even like Jaemin he’s in greattttt shape and he’s legitimately STUNNING inperson/magnificent body but he’s 5’10 max and not what I’d consider ‘big’. I don’t like super muscular guys tho… which leads me to Johnny

Johnny like, during The Link, if he was maybe 15-20 pds heavier he’d be absolutely perfect. irl you can see and count every bone on him. he’s veryyyyy long and yea modelesque, very lean! he’s not toooooo muscular either like yes he’s very fit and looks athletic build wise but he’s soft enough that he doesn’t look off?

when people in general are rly swole and ripped I think they look mutated- THATS MY OPINION!! and why I lean more toward a thinner/slim build+less muscle. Jungwoo for example, I think his bodies perfect, AND he gets called skinny so much when if you put him side by side with Johnny they’re practically the same size💀 just different proportions. Johnny actually has a shorter torso/long arms and legs while Jungwoo is long torso/long legs….he’s very evenly distributed.

Jeno is another, he has longer legs/shorter torso vs Jaemin who has shorter legs/longer torso. Jaemin carrying more of his weight on top makes him look bigger than he is vs Jeno having longer legs rly makes him look taller than he is(I say he’s 5’9 max)

I’m like that dude on tiktok that figures out someones height by adding up objects in photos lmfao😭😭😭

Jeno tho….. his body looks a lot bulkier than it is BECAUSE he is all muscle mass, like he has to have suchhhhh a low body fat percentage. irl he’s fr so skinny but the projection of muscle photographs beautifully- he’s like…..a living statue of David you know? like….unreal lol.

if you watch Singles Inferno(BECAUSE I CERTAINLY DO!!) those guys are always so big and I laugh like…..remember when 127 said Johnny should be a contestant💀💀💀 I’m like it’d be crazy(and I’d hate him bc I’d be enraged with jealousy…) bc Johnny would probably be one of the smaller contestants out of all the guys….muscle wise. which is wild to think abt since he’s the biggest Neo😭

[aleksa-sims]

RL Simself Story ⛈️

We had just arrived at Damien’s Mom's house. The thunderstorm continued, so Nico and I had to spend the night there. As I wanted to call my Mom, to tell her not to worry, Ana also called me, to tell me Daniel was back home. I was confused!?... I couldn’t believe it and I was annoyed by some things Ana did. Why was she at our place to talk to D.? Why is Ana meddling in my affairs? I mean, I get it! She was worried about him, she loved Daniel, just like my whole family did. But why did she have to mention that.... Lexi- shit? And why does she always think Alex is responsible for D.'s & my probs? Anyway, it pissed me off. And Nico was sitting right next to me while I was on the phone with Ana & my Mom. So he knew it too now, that D. was back. 😞

Me (to N.): I’m so sorry.... But trust me, it doesn’t change anything. I promise.... Uhm... I'll step out for a sec. I-...I have to call Ana back.

Nico: It's raining buckets!! Where you going? It's crazy out there.

Me: I-.... I just have to get out. Don't worry N., it's-... it's all fine. ok?

Nico: I'm going with you. 😟

Me: No! Please, don't. I just need to be by myself for a while. 😞

I'm so stupid!!! No one was out in the fucking weather, expect me, fool!... I had some questions for Ana. She said Daniel seemed high to her. I wanted to know why? Why did she think that? Well, Ana meant D. smoked, when she saw him. Actually, she was right. Daniel only smoked when he was high, or when we tried to get off that damn durg. I was worried about him, but at the same time, also mad. By now I knew, that Daniel saw Irena, just before he left 4 months ago. He was in her apartment. I didn’t know why he was there, at Irenas and his former place? Irena didn't want to tell me more.

Ana: Where are you anyway? Are you out there alone?

Me: Ah... yea, I'm alone.... Agh, Ana? Um... shit. The reception here's poor. Wait, I’m going in a different direction. Maybe it's better there?.... I think I’m gonna call Daniel.

Ana: You should go back to the house, to N. Just text Daniel. Tell him you'll be back home soon. But you don't have to call him, now A.!

Me: I’m afraid to tell him, Ana... And I feel so shitty about N., too. I'm so horrible. 😞

Ana: Yea. I get you. But Nico knew what he was getting into.

Me: Still, he also has feelings. N. is not an ass, as you all think. And I love him.

Me: Ana?.... Hello?... Ana!... Ugh, shit. 😨

Perfect timing. My phone died. 🤦‍♀️I was so absorbed in talking to my sister, that I got lost! I had no reception near Damien’s house, so I went in a completely different direction, but now, I did not know where I was? I decided to go back the way I went. Couldn't be so difficult, I thought....🧐

I was wrong! I got a.... little mental breakdown?... I wandered blind through an unknown area. Because of the heavy rain I could hardly open my eyes. I started to panic. I couldn’t use my phone to call N. He’ll think I left him, to rush home to Daniel. I was so worried about that. Nico told me himslef, just a few days ago, that he doesn’t trust me anymore. He's gonna hate me! 😨 And my Baby won’t have a Dad or a family bcs of me. 😭... I tried not to think about it, but about the tips my therapist taught me, to better deal with my panic attacks. And yea, I calmed down. I looked around again. I tried to concentrate to keep my eyes open. I saw two houses in the street where I was. I made my way towards the houses, to ask someone for help. But then I changed my mind. Somehow I didn’t feel good about ringing at strangers. I was afraid a psycho could lure me into his house. 😬 Yup, that's from watching so many horror movies, Ik!

Besides, I noticed that the road I was on, was a sign pointing to a bar and some shops, that should be just around the corner. I decided to try this first, before... well, I get killed by a sicko. Believe me, I have often run into some sick guys in my life. That’s why I was so insecure.

Meanwhile the others were starting to worry about me. Nico couldn’t find me outside and my phone was off too. He asked Damien to help him look for me. Oh, and the electricity was cut.  Allegedly, an important power pole was damaged by lightning. 🤷‍♀️

As you can see, I did not end up in a bar, but went to a shop that was open. I was so relieved when I saw other people there. They were surprised by the thunderstorm. Now they’ve been stuck in that small twon for two hours. They couldn’t get home. The streets were closed due to flooding and some other probs. Anyway, I was looking for the shop assistant to ask if I could use their phone. I just wanted to call N. to tell him where I was. Finally I found a young woman standing behind the counter, admiring herself in the mirror and taking selfies. I think she was about to go home? She grabbed her bag and hung it over her shoulder....

Me: Hi!... Um, excuse me?... Sorry, I don’t want to disturb you. Um, may I short use the phone here somewhere? I’m not from this area, just visiting, but I got lost. I just want to call my boyfriend so he doesn’t worry about me.

Girl: Oh, hi!... Sorry, but we are having technical probs with our phone connection atm. But, you know what? You can use my phone for a second. I hope it works. I just got off the phone with my brother and my mom. Let's try.

Me: Omg, I know you! (😡) Is your brother Damien?

Yes, I met Diana. Damien's Twin Sister. Let’s see if she remembers me? 😒... Oh, and btw, I didn’t really get lost. I just have a terrible sense of direction! Damien’s house was only 2 blocks away!!! So I went in the right direction, but.... somehow I didn’t recognize the surroundings. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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[chakoru]

dream as actual conversations i’ve had w friends (snippets)

ㅤ ㅤ might make this into a series bc i think we’re pretty funny idk tho lmk ur thoughts

includes cuss words :o ㅤ!!ㅤ text format

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you: so why am i stuck BABYSITTING jisung again??

jeno: cus he loves u the most :)

haechan: BECAUSE WE ARE TIRED!! haechan: oh haechan: yea bc he loves you😘🥰😜

you: … you: is he actually crazy

jeno: mmm jaemin did say not to let him go in the kitchen jeno: or near the outlets

chenle: that dont’s list should include “don’t touch my FUCKING FOOD” chenle: i take a marker everywhere to mark my shit bc of that stupidass

you: i see you: he's a gremlin. you: except he comes with instructions

chenle: on point comparison. hats off to you

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jaemin: i’m gonna stop by the supermarket, anyone want anything?

jisung: COOKIES jisung: please

renjun: could you grab milk? we’re out

haechan: use my number so i can get those rewards 🤑🤑

jaemin: sorry whos that? didn't save ur info yet

haechan: IHY

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you: but he’s like 4'11… you: i mean ik im not the tallest either but he’s INCHES below me

chenle: maybe he has a monster pp chenle: 🤷 stay optimistic

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jisung: 22 years😵‍💫ago😧😬😦?? jisung: i feel so old 😪

renjun: you weren’t even around then stfu 😭

jisung: i was being manufactured

haechan: y’all were planned? i like to consider myself the second coming of christ🙏 haechan: a happy miracle

mark: ur mom said she cried when she saw you for the first time

haechan: i'm that amazing. tears of joy

mark: **tears of regret

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haechan: that lying bitch

jeno: what the dog do 😟

haechan: NO y/n, that bitch

renjun: watch ur mouth

you: aw ilyt renjunie

renjun: ??? no my mom saw the notifications. she said stop swearing😇

heachan: hello????? back to me bc i NEED to rant

jeno: i think i wanna be a power ranger for halloween jeno: would my ass look okay tho

jaemin: juicy as always

chenle: can't beat marks tho

mark: amen

[rosyjn]

Jake edging you..

for @pandoraslxna’s kinktober prompt 20!

MDNI

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“Head on the pillow,” he says, getting comfortable with his head in between your thighs. You mumble, slanting back and spreading your legs for him. He takes a look at your exposed cunt, watching the little stream of arousal drip out. It almost unlocks something primitive in him to see you like this. He just wants to eat you like a starved man until you squirt all over his face and pull on his hair, but he stops himself. Instead, he takes little laps of your slick, tasting you like a chef.

“More, more please,” you close your eyes, throwing your head back as you feel his little teases.

“No, just wait, be patient,” he coos, moving his tongue up to your clit and rhythmically swinging it side to side, budging your nub. You moan, bucking your hips up for more friction. Jake quickly holds them down. “Nuh, uh. Now, I’m gonna have to punish ya,” he says. You groan in annoyance.

“How?” you ask, opening your eyes and staring up at the starry night. He sighs.

“Well, you cant cum until I tell you to,” he taps your clit a couple times like a mouse. You flinch. “No moving, no running away. Stay here and take it,” he shoves your hips down into the cot, forcing you to stay still.

“Fine,” you underestimate how difficult this is going to be.

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It’s been about an hour. Jake’s face is covered in your juices but you still haven’t came yet. He pulls away from your sloshing pussy to take a breath.

“Fuck, all this for me?” he teases, smacking your clit a few times and watching the way your folds jiggle before looking up at your tear-covered face.

“Let me cum…” you beg, panting. At this point, sweat covers your skin. An insane build up of stress resides of your heat from so many denied orgasms. Your legs are still spread wide apart for him, and starting to tremble. It’s crazy to you. Crazy how he can tell when you’re gonna cum and then stop at the perfect moment. He sends your frustration through the rough. He loves the sound of your wanton, escalating moans followed by a frustrated cry out when he stops. He can’t get enough of the way your back arches even further at that quick moment when you think he’ll let you finish, only to be followed with your body loosening up and frustratedly writhing.

“I think maybe it’s time, do you?” he asks.

“Yea,” you exhale, out of breath.

“Alright, but you gotta say thanks,” he coos, slowly rubbing a finger in circles on your clit. You mumble a some pathetic words of thank under your breath before Jake hooks his lips back to your nub. He sucks it at a medium pace, allowing you to move your hips and arch as much as you want. He knows the orgasm will be just as powerful no matter what. He lets his spit drip down your folds, escaping the seal that his mouth has to your clit. You grapple at his hair once again, tugging on his sturdy locs as he slips his middle finger into you. You moan again, clamping down tightly on his digits. Your poor, raw clit tingles with pleasure in Jake’s mouth.

“Fuck!” you groan, feeling him curl his finger just enough to hit that special spot. The tip of it presses into that little spongy spot that sends you over the edge. Your body twitches and your eyes screw shut as you spray all over his face. He sticks his desperate tongue out, lapping all your juices. You whimper and tremor a little, your body being overcome with pleasure that you deserved an hour ago. He continues to pleasure you with his mouth and digit which drags out your climax for as long as possible. When you finally come down from your high, he still remains in between your legs, licking up all your leftovers.

Sorry I posted this alrdy in like September accidentally so some ppl might have read it😭

[tyran-the-tyranical]

Hope Dream Theory Pt.2 (Just a rant tbh)

Ok, so I’ve been racking my brain thinking about the NOT CANON taming hope part 3, I’ve never been so happy to be wrong, but now I cant stop hypothesising what’s real and what’s not.

Look I understand it’s non canon but the building blocks of what it’s saying to the player is already in game, you can still kind of assume that maybe Hope wasn’t being physically tortured but just mentally, and as a result believes it 100% in her head that she looks awful ect etc. and that means it is real, or was, because its what she genuinely believes.

But, If Hope wasn’t tortured physically, what else is real? Did Raphael really kill a kid and some family in front of her? And what about the boudoir? Dream theory could explain a kid dying and a family in that they were possibly just nightmares but if it was specifically Raphael doing the deed, it seems less likely, that goes for the boudoir as well, it’s too specific to be a random nightmare. (Look, dream theory can only go so far lol)

A few people did bring up that whether is was physical torture or not, Hope believes it was 100% real so, it basically became real anyway. The only thing it really does is make Raphael or korilla feel better about what they’re doing. (I want you all to realise that I am coping so bad rn, the cope is real) I understand that if taming Hope part 3 is ever actually implemented in game it may soften Raphael’s character a lot, that is if you believe that everything he did to her wasn’t physical but mental, it’s easier to swallow, though still deplorable.

It’s my personal headcanon anyway, and look, the guy is never gonna be good but anyway to soften him up is great, I mean if his half brother Magadon can do it, so can he alright (sorta). Though I do feel like this explains alot, since Hope honestly feels like she only exists to give the player a reason to want to kill Raphael, otherwise he’s just too charming and no one would bother to kill him.

It will annoy me endlessly that there isn’t more in game information, I appreciate vagueness as it leaves room for theories but I’m dying for answers Larian 😭 because right now I’m going crazy over an entry that isn’t even in the game, just the files AHDKSJSKS LIKE- Look I would love a way to have my cake and eat it too, free my girl Hope but like, NOT KILL THE DEVIL BOY, that would be great, cause tho she’s hella under cooked and under utilised they made her too bubbly and likeable, that or I’m just weak.

This is turning into less of a new development to the theory and more of a rant lol, and though I would like an answer, I also think I would die if it’s just he is super evil like his dad and did all those things to hope, because some of the things that’s been said that he’s done to hope feels way too much like edgy evil things just to be evil (like his father has done, tho I know he hates him but still ends up being like him lol) one reason I like Raphael so much is that he’s nuanced and honest to the player (also why I have beef with how strict the DnD alignment system can be) he isn’t like Mizora that comes across as your typical devil, Raphael (purposefully) is different and yea that’s sort of his manipulation, it’s still refreshing to see, but I guess oh woe is I.

Like for instance, the boudoir dialogue that Hope hints at- WHAT DOES SHE MEAN, because yes, I think we can all guess what she means but also what does that actually mean in context? That she’s been (yknow) or she’s forced to I dunno watch ? If she has been (yknow) does Haarlep have her form? If so, why even bother trying to break her if he’s such the “hopeless romantic” (also not canon) if that’s what he was after.

look even as I’m typing this I realise how I sound, this is definitely a rant, but I can’t stop thinking about these pixel people lol, but the whole Raphael and Hope thing will never not bug me, for multiple reasons; it’s undercooked, vague, and didn’t really get the attention it kinda deserves especially since it’s probably one of the dark parts of the story (one of many to be honest) like the content matter leaves alot to the imagination.

Bleh, I love my girl Hope, especially the letter we get if we free her, and it’s actually sad to see her state in game, she’s all over the place, I just have so many questions about their entire dynamic, like I can understand how it might’ve happened, she’s a cleric who probably wanted to save her sister and didn’t know much about Raphael other than he’s a devil, and he just happened to gain a sick curiosity or obsession with her, but everything after that, after the first two entires, WHAT HAPPENS?! I’m hooked, I need to know the full context, was it just nightmares or was some of it real? Did he actually love her or did he grow to hate her? Is she actually Hope or has she just grown to believe that herself? If so, How could Korilla stand all that?

I guess for now I’m just stuck with Headcanons, but what do you think? What’s your take on it all?

Edit:

Sooo, I just wanna add a few things extra here, Raphael is not rlly redeemable, and I really don’t want him to be BLEH good.. he’s is 100% lawful evil aligned, but like I said, I’m not a fan of the strict alignments in dnd, I think from a narrative perspective it’s more interesting to add nuance and maybe soften him a tiny smidge, and Raphael definitely shows that and the only time it ever tips the scales to completely abhorrent is when it’s what he’s done to Hope.

He doesn’t need to become his brother lol, but you’ve gotta admit how interesting it would be to see something other than a stereotypical devil, because he’s a devil can help you out for their own benefit, but they will never defer from their “nature” but I think It’d be cool to see him have an arc similar to the companions, breaking their cycles and change for the better (or worse)

His story wouldn’t even have to be convert him but something akin (a controversial take here) to Astarion. Astarion has a lot of reasons to why he is who is at the start of the game that Raphael really doesn’t (from what we know) but there’s so much you could do with his character, even as a non companion. I mean, he’s a sadistic asshole, (just look at his debtors) but what was it like being Mephistopheles kid? He was a child once I mean, and who was his mother? He must still have a human part of his family somewhere, unless they’re all dead.

This is all unnecessary stuff tbh, not even some of the companions get this much revealed about their history, but even just ignoring his possible past, how is he even going to take over the hells? He says that his father and Co. are coming to see him and “negotiate” or something but how’s that gonna turn out, huh? Like he says he’ll be knocking at our door but is he even gonna make it that far? Coz what I’m thinking is, he’s gonna get nerfed bro. Now a dlc could answer this but ehhhh, that’s not for awhile, if at all anyway.

This edit is going way away from dream theory but also dream theory or in Le head theory is frustrating, (for numerous reasons I know) because it’s the default explanation for anything isn’t it? Oh it was all a dream or coma or blah bleh blah, while it can explain a lot,it removes just as much, it makes Raphael soft, (YES ITS STILL TORTURE) but it’s easier for an audience to swallow. I don’t want to throw this theory out just to make him seem less villainy or whatever, I kinda just want it so Hope didn’t have to actually watch some kid or family die, or whatever happened in the boudoir, real to her but in reality no one had to die or whatever, love that girl bro, she rlly got the shit kicked outta her fr, but then again that’s why you can side with her and kill Raphael.

It’s so weird that I’d want this sorta theory for a character who is so blatantly evil aligned but hey a girl can dream, ok? 💅 like I said the coping here is real, and at this point of the rant I just seem like a crazy person, (so true) so I’m gonna end it here, STILL WOULD LOVE AN EXPLANATION LARIAN, taming hope part 3 will forever haunt me lol

[armando-triplepapito]

Okay story time!

Before I got obsessed with ysblf, I was obsessed with BTS. So obviously I was in the BTS army/fandom. I was active in Twitter so I had quite a following (over 4,000 followers! Sorry I had to brag🤭). Random people would message me and you know me, I wanted to make friends so I would reply back and made some nice conversation. Now tell me why a 10 year old girl started messaging me!!! The worst part is that I didn’t even know she was 10 until multiple messages later!! When I found out her age I was flabbergasted! Like why is a 10 year old messaging strangers!! Kids these days are so bold!! This was 3 yrs ago so she’s probably only 13 now ugh I can’t believe it! I always think about that girl till this day😭 I should’ve known honestly, cause the way she “typed” was off like you could tell she was way too young😭 that got me wondering tho! How old we’re you guys when y’all decided to message strangers online? I was 20yrs old when I started to do so and that’s for my BTS Twitter account. I’ve always read fanfics, I think I started when I was 13 yrs old but even then I never commented on a fic ever until this year, just a few days ago actually. And that’s only cause the fic I commented on belongs to a mutual here! I’ve always been too shy to talk with strangers 😔

In my Twitter bio I always had my date of birth (Ik I shouldn’t) so everyone could know my exact age plus I wanted to attract people my age yk, but no! I always got kids I’m my dms! (That 10 yr old knew I was 20 yet she still decided to dm me💀) I even made good friends with these two girls, in my head they became my besties! But dude!! One was 13 and the other 15!😭😭😭 tbh I miss them🥲 but turns out the 13yr old blocked me! How dare she! Like why? What did I do? We had deep conversations and everything! Maybe I offended her 😞 I also had deep conversations with this 14yr old Brazilian (well her bio at the moment says she’s 17 so I’m assuming she was 14 when we talked). I feel so bad cause I never saw/opened her message. Her last message was her talking about how ashamed she is to talk to people in English since she’s not fluent. Like girl noooo don’t apologize!! I should be the one ashamed! And I am!! My poor baby! If only I replied to make her feel better! But in my defense by that time I was already homeless so I couldn’t log back in and when a year has passed and I finally found a place I watched ysblf and got obsessed so I never went back to Twitter. I actually logged in just a few days ago and that’s when all the memories started🥲. Army Twitter 2020 was the best!

Anyways yea Ik this is random and all but yea I just wanted to share a bit and go on a bit of a rant. Tbh I was never not shocked when I found out the ages of my mutuals on Twitter, they were hella young! Tho I sometimes do get shocked when I find about y’all (tumblr moots) ages too cause I’ve noticed some of y’all are over 30😳 which idk why that surprise me cause y’all are so smart I love it🥰

Its crazy how I was an army for 3-4 yrs and I’ve been a ysblf fan for a little over a year now. Makes me wonder what I’ll be obsessed with next tho I don’t wanna jinx it cause I wanna stay in this fandom as long as I can! I love y’all 🥹❤️

[wonieleles]

— GET TO KNOW ME !

thanks for tag bestie @hanniluvi 🫶🫶

NOTE. for anyone who’s planning on doing this there’s a birthday question but skipped it

FAV COLOR? — blue (ik basic but yea)

ANY PETS? — i have chickens ig?

HEIGHT? — 741901 ft tall 🤗🤗

HOW MANY PAIRS OF SHOES DO YOU HAVE? — i think maybe 5 or so? i’m not entirely sure cause i have a lot of shoes that i don’t really wear anymore

FAV SONG? — i can’t really think of one tbh 😭😭 so i’ll go with the one spotify gave me which is honey by big time rush !! but like sure thing (sped up ver) like the tiktok audio has been stuck in my head lately

FAV MOVIE? — probably crazy rich asians but i love a lot of movies

IDEAL PARTNER? — short ver a christian (preferably chinese) guy who understands me and makes me feel loved. who’s also funny, intelligent, and caring. and also has a good relationship with their family and similar interests as me. basically someone who complements me (no i don’t mean compliment).

DO YOU WANT CHILDREN? — i love kids cause they’re so cute so definitely in the future but i will definitely have to see whether or not i’m financially capable of taking care of them before deciding

HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW? — i don’t even go out that much and have strict asian christian immigrant parents so no i’d probably get killed if i did 😭😭 but also it’s not something i would do even if my parents didn’t care and i hope you guys are like that too

WHAT COLOR SOCKS ARE YOU WEARING? — i’m not wearing socks rn …

FAV MUSIC GENRE? — hmm ig kpop/pop i mean i like rnb as well tho

HOW MANY PILLOWS DO YOU SLEEP WITH? — one for my head and sometimes a second one to hug

WHAT POSITION DO YOU SLEEP IN? — side. i alternate every night but i usually don’t sleep in any other position cause sleep paralysis

SOMETHING YOU HATE WHEN SLEEPING? — um ig loud people or sounds in general. i usually don’t wake up from them but when i’m trying to fall asleep it’s hard to. OH and also i hate when it’s cold like i have to make sure i’m warm when i sleep but i refuse to wear socks so more blankets usually or a jacket

BREAKFAST? — usually i eat whatever’s quick and can be on the go so like granola bars, bread, doughnuts, etc. but if i’m not in a rush or going out anywhere i might eat cereal or eggs and sausages (but usually i wake up too late for breakfast those days anyways)

HAVE YOU TRIED ARCHERY? — yes i have !! my summer camp used to have an archery range so i played then but i wasn’t v good …

FAV FRUIT? — it’s a tie between mangoes, apples, asian pears, and strawberries

ARE YOU A GOOD LIAR? — i think? i feel like i’m good at lying if i really wanted to but most of the time i want the other person to know cause i feel guilty so i hint at it being a lie or just tell them straight up

WHAT IS YOUR MBTI? — istj ! i took the 16personalities test quite a few times and it gave me each time but then i took the sakinorva and keys2cognition ones to double check cause i bear 16personalities is inaccurate. and i still got the same result so yea 😁😁 i also agree with it cause i feel like i relate to it a lot

INDOOR OR OUTDOOR PERSON? — indoors for sure it always feels so draining to go out 😭😭

LEFTY OR RIGHTY? — righty if you’re referring to hands otherwise i’m a lefty

FAV FOOD? — the vietnamese shrimp spring rolls 😋

FAV FOREIGN FOOD? — umm tteokbokki or tonkatsu

CLEAN OR MESSY? — i feel like it depends cause when the place is already messy i can’t bring myself to clean it but it’s already clean i try my best to maintain it

MOST USED PHRASE? — “ain’t no way”

HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE YOU TO GET READY? — usually around 30 mins unless if i’m trying to look pretty or get distracted while getting ready then it’ll take about 1 hour

DO YOU TALK TO YOURSELF? — yes ofc who doesn’t love pretending to be a youtuber 😋😋 but also i usually talk to myself as i’m thinking like i answer my own questions kind of thing

DO YOU SING TO YOURSELF? — obviously i’m gonna sing even when there’s nobody around like do you not?

BIGGEST FEAR? — either failure or being forgotten they’re both pretty up there

DO YOU GOSSIP? — yes it’s entertaining i can’t lie 😭

DO YOU LIKE SHORT OR LONG HAIR? — long just cause i feel like i can do more with it like hairstyles

FAV SCHOOL SUBJECT? — MATH i love math 🫶🫶

EXTROVERT OR INTROVERT? — i like to think i’m an introvert but maybe i’m just a shy extrovert cause social interactions with friends can be fun sometimes but i do need alone time so idk anymore

WHAT MAKES YOU NERVOUS? — um social interactions with strangers or like popular kids omg they’re so judgmental i feel ALSO SCHOOL PRESENTATIONS LIKE PLEASE NO and tests cause i always feel like i won’t do well

WHO WAS YOUR FIRST REAL CRUSH? — honestly idk if i had one yet i think i tend to either like people cause of the idea of them or because they liked me first

HOW MANY PIERCINGS? — two !! one on each ear

HOW MANY TATTOOS? — i don’t have any and i probably won’t get any later on

HOW FAST CAN YOU RUN? — not fast enough. i’m like painfully slow

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR? — dark brown with grown out blond highlights (?) i had the silver peekaboo hair but it’s grown out and faded idk how to explain it

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES? — dark brown

WHAT MAKES YOUR ANGRY? — a lot of things but probably when people lie to/hide things from me about something big or when they don’t do something they promised

DO YOU LIKE YOUR NAME? — yes i feel like it fits me really well

DO YOU WANT A BOY OR GIRL IF YOU HAD A CHILD? — girl for sure i’d be able to give them my jewelry and purses and everything and like mother daughter dates

WHAT ARE YOUR STRENGTHS? — i’m able to think pretty logically and i think i’m good at giving advice. i’m also pretty observant and analytical

WHAT ARE YOUR WEAKNESSES? — i tend to doubt myself and my abilities a lot. i also think v negatively

WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR BED SHEETS? — white with blue stripes

WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BEDROOM? — purple but like it’s close to blue and it’s kinda of a light shade

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HELP ITS ME SUMI

The londoner in ur birmie squad sjdhhdf

i am so sorry bro i dont think i am who u think i am 😭😭

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My #1 post of 2022

I love the energy and all and I don’t want to offend but as a Muslim girl i can tell you that it is literally haram to identify as anything other than your god given gender. Like I’m not trying to be rude and I’m glad that there a respectful supportive people out there but if you’re looking at the Quran and other islamic book you’ll find stories about how its considered haram. Accepting the islam religion means accepting everything and dedicating yourself to it you can’t just pick and choose.

omg my first anon hate hahaha

i know im not obligated to answer hate but im going to anyway bcuz of i have things to say (sparkle emoji) (im on pc and dont have the energy to find an emoji keyboard)

okay first of all nowhere did i say that I identify as Muslim. i get that it was ambiguous tho so its cool. to clarify,, I am personally not Muslim but I kind of have to act like one so I don't get kicked to the streets or some shit lol and maybe I'm a bit of a coward idkkk but anyways

I would be interested to know what other Islamic books ur talking about btw, but I'm pretty sure the quran doesn't mention being trans anywhere at all. in fact I'm pretty certain, I've read it multiple times with translation and commentary interpretations and anyway being trans wasn't really a 'known' thing back then? bcuz obviously patriarchy and gender roles n segregation blah blah was wayyyy more yk. shit I forgot the word. uhhh yk like prevalent?? ofc the quran does mention a shitton about gender roles,, so yk men r the breadwinners, women raise the kids and keep house and be good wives etc. and also remember the big important fact:: GENDER AND SEX R DIFFERENT THINGS!!! meaning technically u cant be 'born' a gender (omfg my keyboard hates me imagine a question mark here) ur born with certain genitals and society assigns u a gender based on that . sounds a bit fucked when u put it like that actually but anyway back when the quran was being revealed this wasn't a known thing cuz yk they didn't have studies on this stuff,, and yea ur probably gonna say 'but the quran came from allah and he knows everything' well the fact of the matter is he either forgot or smth idk I don't speak for God but trans people definitely exist that's a fact we know so yeah. oh I should come back to my point which was, even with the quran saying those things about what ur supposed to do based on whats in ur pants which is crazy outdated anyway it doesn't take gender ≠ sex into consideration either soo ye that's the most it could've said about being trans and that not very valid anymore rip and that's not even mentioning non-binary people

and anyway Islam is literally all about acceptance and respect and everything so idk it would probably be better if u didn't go around telling ppl they're 'literally haram' for being trans or gay or any typa queer bcuz its literally not our choice (insert question marks) believe me I would fucking love to be comfortable in my 'female' body but I cant no matter how much I try to force myself so I'm sorry dude. no one would choose to be stuck in a situation like this. personally, I believe Islam needs a super massive reformation. well not Islam exactly, but a lot of things said in the quran r outdated wildly now, while a lot of it will also always be relevant, eg. everyone being equal and yk give to the poor etc. i have absolutely nothing against Muslims (I have it against my family for being so forceful about religion - different thing) yall r super cool and ik being a Muslim girl isn't easy believe me, but genuinely seeing Muslim people around and yk, just existing in wider society outside of Islamic spaces makes me feel so proud of where I came from even if its not been the best experience. have u seen the show We are Lady Parts (question mark) its about an all female Muslim punk band and there's only six episodes I literally watched it all today but the message of it is what I'm trying to get to you. u don't have to be the perfect pious wife to be considered a 'good Muslim',, there are so many ways u can show faith. you don't have to be a big strong man who can handle all pain with ease while single-handedly providing for a family either.

anyways peace out that sure was a journey lol and I definitely have forgot some of the things I wanted to say but yea that's all don't forget to like and subscribe <3

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[kkazutorass]

guys idk what to do i think i have a crush on my teacher 🙁

- okay so idk how this all happened but i’m in my new school year and i’ve had a lil crush on a teacher but not a big one you know, and that was 2yrs ago and literally when i first met this teacher i don’t know why why i fell in love

- i’m going to call him d

- funny thing is i don’t even know d’s real name anyways, and it’s the fact that he has a wife and a new born baby

- like idk when i put my hand up and he comes to me yea like he always makes eye contact but he does that with every kid but i can’t hold it literally i look at him yea then i look down at my worksheet and when he asks do i get it i literally just nod while looking down like i need to be more bold to the point i can make eye contact im just embarrassed bc i feel like my makeup looks weird or it’s to heavy and stuff

- idk like when he comes from behind and puts his hand over my desk idk how to explain it but i literally have a vid i don’t wanna b creepy but like i was already recording on my school laptop and usually i change tabs and i forgot i’m recording so later i was checking back on the vid and i saw it and my friend also saw it and like even tho she’s my bsf ( we’re in the same class btw ) i don’t want to tell her i’d rather tell someone idk

- and what’s crazy is he’s not my type at all but idk why i’m attracted bc like he’s personality is also not my type and personality is a big thing for me cus sometimes i jus fall based on personality and the things they say but d hasnt done anything special ofc but like maybe it’s the fact that he’s a teacher ?? that’s why i’m so attracted? i mean i do like older guys tho but idk like i don’t feel attracted to my sports teacher in this way ( although he looks better in looks ) like idk what’s wrong with me? is this normal and i feel happy when i know i have him for one of the subjects i have that day

- and when idk the answer to a question i feel embarrassed and when he goes to the other ppl in my table to ask how there going with work and walks past me i feel jealous and i try to ask for help a lot more then i do in other classes even if i don’t need help lol

- like this is getting out of hand ik i could never b with him relationship wise but i end up thinking of —- guys this was in my drafts for a while so idk what i was gonna say after 😭