#mayo talks

[mayonaizs]

MUMBO JUMBO IS TURNING INTO A FISH!? GRIAN BECAME A FISHERMAN AND MUMBO IS TURNING INTO A FISH!?

but also grian might need to stop being a fisherman due to losing rodney. although that may be a problem of lack of storage systems and therapy

[royal-marjoram]

Sometimes, when I indulge in too much content of my hyperfixation, I physically start shaking and vibrating and get so hype it's unreal. That's the reaction my body gets when I see a bug or a minecraft guy. Is this the 'tism?

[home-sweet-pineapple]

<3

waaahh makes a post 534938 years later

um hii im gonna be honest i saw a tag (hi mao) on my old sb valentine’s day art (ty all for the love on it :3) and omg so much stuff happened since then but i wanna share my social media if anyone wants to find me(? literally leaving anonymity to say this, since this was a secret sideblog for my sb fixation, i don’t draw sb anymore but i still hold it very dear ;;u;; i draw mostly ocs and commission stuff rn

my twitter: https://twitter.com/popiinky 

my toyhouse: https://toyhou.se/Popiinky

i’m frankly more active on toyhouse rn! art-wise, i’ll try to be more active on twitter as well but im just chilling most of the time <3

[anarchyspider]

Damian having a big board with lines and his family's faces on it that he uses to pinpoint who the most viable option is for asking for relationship advice from and is just. narrowing it down for hours.

Dick? Extremely wary of his consistent past mess of relationships. Tim? Would rather die than ask. Jason? He doesn't score. Also would probably make fun of him for weeks. Cassandra? Maybe. Stephanie? Could be viable. Duke? A good possibility. Bruce? Not even on the board

[doctorsiren]

speaking of sandwiches

I was yelled at for using mayo on the outside of the bread before making grilled cheese instead of butter

[sunflawyer]

hey guys this is a bit sad but can anyone talk to me about anything I just really need to interact with anyone .... im feeling rather ,, empty right now

[chao-studios]

"You're not the real youtuber mascot! You're just an impersonator!"

"NO I'M NOT!"

[hexados-on-a-string]

i spent a full afternoon making various memes of varying quality instead of doing something productive. please enjoy.

[thefirstlioveyou]

mike feels like the one of those of guys that really like mayonnaise

[littlestsnicket]

I really need to re-read lady of the lake, and this is probably my personal bias at least as much as what is in the text, but i remember side-eyeing Avallac’h so much harder than Eredin so I am just ??? whenever I hear things about the game plot or when people talk about them in general.

[mayonaizs]

guys he has the shrek ears

[royal-marjoram]

Sometimes I'll be just sitting and half whispering to myself, live commenting the creatures in my phone, making faces and expressions never seen before while spinning in a chair or walking in circles

And then I get self aware that I look insane

[dadjoke-ness]

You guys do know you can just like....make things, right?

Capitalism and the standards of beauty need not contain you as much as they do.

Like knitting. You can knit a sock in a day, and that's at beginner speed. When I'm in the groove, watching anime, I can whip out a pair of socks in a couple hours.

And you can control how long your socks are. Make them not match.

You can crochet.

Crochet that merch you can't afford. Crochet your OCs. Crochet your blorbos.

Sure, you'll have to buy yarn, but if you're doing plushies, you can get those bags of assorted yarn from goodwill, then just wash the plushie when you're done.

Sewing. You can fix clothes, patch rips, hell, you can even fix the holes in socks! You can make things like plushies from old ripped clothes that can't be donated.

You can make so much!! You can make pants that fit. You can make skirts and dresses with deep pockets and a skirt that does the spinny. You can make blankets and pillowcases and pillows shaped like snorlax. You can make a life sized pokemon if you're patient enough. You can crochet a dog sized Slinky toy story, and have him able to extend as long as you want. No one can stop you.

Hell, I'm knitting plushies of my fursona soon, and I'm gonna be way off with color and patterns because I'm lazy, but the knockoffs(tm) will still be loved.

I knit booties for my dog. I knit a scarf that's 12 feet long and multiple hats. I'm making myself legwarmers. I'm knitting an ugly sweater.

I'm also sewing a quilt, but that's taking way longer since I adamantly refuse to use the machine.

AND THE BIGGEST ONE OF ALL:

You can create to donate!!

In my spare time I knit and sew plushies to donate to local kids. The red cross in some areas has patterns so you can create and donate Trauma Teddies - these are bears carried by first responders and emergency rooms and given to children during a crisis. There's charities all over the place that take plushies, hats, socks - whatever you can make - and helps distribute them to hospitals, shelters, and other communities that may need them.

It doesn't matter how good or bad you are, because your creation can help someone. Even the ugliest knit doll I ever made? I still get snapchats of him on his adventures sometimes.

[crippledanarchy]

If your mental health care provider talks about "nervous system dysregulation" they are full of shit and get their continuing education from tiktok and Instagram.

It means nothing and everything at the same time, its an empty buzzword created to deal with the fact "chemical imbalance" fell out of popularity and they needed something to take the blame of the effects of long term stress that come from existing under capitalism

[shen-mu]

stardew valley is kinda like qsmp in the way that you arrive in a perfectly cute little town and then u gradually discover all the weird stuff going on. also u go into caves to fight monsters and farm a lot. and gay romance

HUUUUUUUH???? i genually thought it was all cute and nerdy bc you work in a garden or smth O_O wow i need to....watch or play someday xD ty tho!!! <З i like how you added gay romance

[sunflawyer]

hi all!! i was wondering if any of you have an in.sta.gram? :3 🧡 im more active there!! let's all be friends there as well \⁠(⁠ϋ⁠)⁠/⁠♩

I'd still be active here of course but i figure it'd be fun to see sunflawyer updates there too ┌⁠|⁠o⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠o⁠|⁠┘⁠♪