#mcu wade wilson

[aqua-v3nus]

— CHAPTER TWO: RIVAL HEARTS

word count: 1257

summary: laura, faces a fierce rivalry with the experienced yelena belova, challenging her skills and ability to navigate a competitive environment, ultimately turning their rivalry into a source of mutual motivation. asha.

annotation: the main pair of this fic is deadpool x fem!oc ! but when oc was in the red room she secretly dated yelena.

content warning: fem!oc, violence, rivalry, intense competition.

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"Here in the Red Room, words mean little. It's what you do that truly matters." Yelena crossed her arms and gives Laura a challenging look.

"I'm not here to compete with you. My goal is to improve and prove what I can do." Laura stands her ground, her voice steady as she locks eyes with Yelena.

"Not bad, but I still think you have a lot to prove." Yelena arches an eyebrow, her expression a mix of disdain and curiosity.*

[durisicle]

wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids inspired by this post

[thesociallyanxioussociopath]

Something something, living rent free in my mind and such, anyway I love them.

[wolviestars]

leg over logan's shoulder????

[pillowprincess4logan]

"I heard people "shipping us

are shipping us" where?"

[silverskyeline]

someone fetch peepaw his robe!!! run him a bath!!!! cook him dinner!!!

[ashesfordayz]

🍻🍻🍻

[mischievous-thunder]

That's the way gays find their multiversal true love

[isabela-merceds]

this is canon

[noritaro]

Wade wanted to fuck Logan so bad it makes him look stupid

[aqua-v3nus]

— CHAPTER ONE: TRAINING GROUNDS

word count: 1229

summary: laura, a fourteen-year-old recruit in the red room, excels in harsh training despite peer hostility. she is determined to prove herself and follow the legacy of legendary recruits yelena and natasha.

annotation: hi, welcome ! hope you enjoy.

content warning: fem!oc, violence, physiological trauma, bullying.

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“What do you think you’re doing here, foreigner? Don’t you know you’ll never be one of us.” She says this with disdain, trying to intimidate Laura during their hand-to-hand combat. He shoves her forcefully while delivering the remark.

“Have you noticed how easy it is to bother the new girl? It’s like she’s asking us to attack her.”

“She just thinks she can be better than all of us. But at the end of the day, she’s still a newcomer, and that makes her weak.”

[durisicle]

logan's two little hair tufts make him look like a meow meow :)

[jakegyllenbaalz]

this movie is making me insane

[fandoms-run-my-life]

PSA for all Deadpool and Wolverine fanfic writers: Stop writing Logan at a normal weight!

In the comics Logan is 5'3. Everyone knows that. What most don't know is that even at 5'3 he weighs 300 lbs. His skeleton is metal. He's real dense. Man cannot get in a body of water, he will sink every time (this is cannon).

What does that mean for movie!Logan?

He's gonna weigh a lot more. Hugh Jackman is 6'2! He is 11 inches taller than comic!Logan. That means 11 inches of more skeleton metal. He probably weighs closer to like 400lbs. If not more.

When he lays on top of someone, they will feel it. Good luck getting him off of whoever he slept on top of. Good luck breathing.

Edit: @vigilantsycamore did the math and apparently Logan would be closer to 500lbs. Everyone thank them for blessing us with math

[obori-reisuke]

outtake🐱 ▶︎

[colaghost]

One of my favorite little details in Deadpool and Wolverine was when Logan asks Wade, “Have you been checked for ADHD?” because it shows that Logan knows the signs, PROBABLY, from teaching all the mutant kids at Xavier’s and I just think that’s really sweet.