#me 🤝 kaz

[drieddpetals]

kaz: *out of absolutely no where* "you wanna know the first time i stole something? 2nd grade, kitkat from the teachers lounge."

inej: *jokingly* "then that just really opened the gateway to thieving, huh?"

kaz: "exactly. next year in 3rd grade, i stole a jumbo pack of expo markers from a teacher's supply closet."

inej: *snorts*

[rat---king]

Finished episode one and both Nina and Inej continue to not only the best but also my beloveds

[greedbent]

no listen you guys you have no idea how hard it is to resist also writing wylan here bc

[harlequinfrog]

metal gear is a series about the inherent trauma of looking just like your dad

[sporkberries]

Metal Gear fans(me) dont miss Costa Rica 1974 challenge(IMPOSSIBLE)

[kazz-matazz]

🎶<3

OOOH YIPPEE

Song: Instant Destiny by Tame Impala

Favorite lyric: Let's drink this magic potion/of love and devotion/and then let's see how we go

[fangirlwithasweettooth]

omg I’m OBSESSED WITH THIS https://archiveofourown.org/works/49712956

[kazutora-kurokawa]

What ab tenjiku guys with a yapper gf⁉️ and I mean like, after the boombayah she'd stare dead at the ceiling and be like "that feeling you get on your tongue when you eat a pineapple is actually the pineapple trying to eat you" and go on a whole rant til she falls asleep. Plssss do this my glorious queen Kaz 🙏🙏😁😁😁😜🤭😍😝🎀😜😭🤭😝🤝😝🤝🤭😁🤭😁♥️♥️♥️

Tenjiku x Talkative!Girlfriend!Reader

♡ SFW, fem reader, fluff, kinda smut on Mochi's, post-sex convos, random facts, questions, and workplace drama ♡

Characters: Izana, Kakucho, Ran, Rindou, Mochi, Mucho, Shion

note: glorious queen is crazy 😭 pls continue tho lmao

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Izana

🎴 He's not trying to hear that yapping

"Zana, did you know that cats basically brainwashed humans into loving them?"

"...what?"

🎴 He'll roll over and ignore you until you shut up

🎴 Yap enough and he'll leave the room and sleep on the couch

Kakucho

🩷 He loves listening to you talk, but it's late at night and he's tired

🩷 He politely asks you to be quiet

"Kaku, do you ever think-"

"Babygirl, y'know I love listening to you yap all day, but please lemme get some sleep."

🩷 Cuddles you and buries your face in his chest so you'll shut up

Ran

💜 This man values his beauty sleep, so he hates the rants fr

"Ran, if you had the power to stop time for as long as you want, what would you do?"

"I'd get some damn rest, now go to bed princess."

💜 Puts noise cancelling headphones in to block you out

Rindou

🩵 Happily listens to your yapping

"Then the lady started going off, calling my boss out of his name and shit."

"Oh really?...Then what baby?"

🩵 Falls asleep while you're talking, your voice is soothing for him

🩵 He's the type of boyfriend to fall asleep on calls too

Mochi

🍡 Doesn't mind the yapping at first

"Then the guy started traveling through time to save his childhood friends and-"

"Darling I'm gonna stop you right there, because if you got time to yap, then you have energy for another round."

🍡 Prefers you whimpering and moaning rather than talking his ears off

Mucho

💙 Doesn't even let you start yapping

"Baby if-"

*Covers your mouth with his hand* "It's time for bed love."

💙 I swear he'd be like an old man, going to sleep early and shit lol

Shion

♥️ Listens intently to every word you say

"Did you know some sharks eat their siblings in the womb?"

"That's fucking vicious...tell me more."

♥️ Stays up all night talking to you until you fall asleep

♥️ He hates when you fall asleep before him, he doesn't like the silence or the absence of your voice

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[jeanthebeagle]

Grishaverse/Ketterdam dashboard simulator

🪙 Barrelrat1877 follow

just spilled my drink on a Fierdan's boots and now he's threatening to duel me. Should I call the stadwatch??? I'm lowkey scared.

#guys please help me

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SUBMISSION: Last night I was walking around the barrel and I saw dirtyhands petting a dog. Like I'm not even joking, no gloves and all. And it was one of those crusty white ones.

#submission #omg I hope he washes his hands??? # those dogs are so crusty

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🌊 tidesofthecanals follow

Final results from 672 votes

♠️ kvasandass follow

Razorgulls stop sending anon hate to op over a poll challenge, level impossible, no glue no borax.

#i hope they get caught for tax fraud

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🐝 thislittlelife follow

A drawing my talented daughter made of Sankta Alina. We pray to her each night 🙏🙏🙏

🐾 magic-tricks follow

46.244.29.14

🍄 thekingofravkaishot follow

hello??? Omg. Why would you dox someone just like that??? This is literally putting them in danger. It's just a sweet mother with her child, who posted a drawing. What is wrong with you.

🏵️ krugebythedozen follow

Op admitted to lying like a year ago about how they don't actually have a kid, but took the post down. It's probably a dime lion trying to troll us like they did in mass when sankta alina died. Also, respectfully, shut up. You posts thirst traps and long drawn out texts on how the king of ravka is "babygirl”. Go get help.

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To the citizen who spread a highly damaging rumor that we were hosting a petting zoo inside the church, please come to talk to us. You are not in danger, but words will be exchanged. Lots of trouble was caused due to careless behavior.

⚖️ ketterdamfails follow

Womp womp

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Hey guys. Sorry I haven't been able to update my Pekka Rollins x Jan van eck fanfic. I've been searching for my mom for almost a week since she ran away after hearing that you had to get a vaccine for Firepox after the last outbreak. (She believes in praying to the saints.)

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🍪 eatthemerchs follow

I hate all of you. Why is this website making Kaz Brekker a soft boy when he literally MURDERS PEOPLE. No, he won't cry if you hug him. No he doesn't want to pet your dog. He'll take your eye out.

Stop romanticizing crime, all of you are sick.

(I am TIRED of the dog memes. Brekker is a crime boss. Why would any of you think he'd even care about your dog.)

🐾 magic-tricks follow

Your border collie is nice. But your chihuahua barks too much.

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🦂 northerstaverner follow

literally just saw some tall ass guy with a huge gun, a revolver and the brightest outfit l've ever seen, trot past my window??? In broad daylight??? Like oh my god. It felt like looking at a stork who made a wish he was human. His clothes were purple and green. Who wears that. Like, iconic. But still.

🐰 jeepsteristhebestshot follow

But was he handsome

🦂 northerstaverner follow

He was built like a stork.

🐰 jeepsteristhebestshot follow

But was he handsome???

🦂 northerstaverner follow

I'm not answering that... who is this.

🧁sugarandredribbons follow

Op answer

☁️ theweststavesucksass follow

Op we all want to know

🫵 isthisbarrelbossproblematic follow

OP THIS IS AN URGENT MATTER

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OPPPPP

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[covey-o-quail]

inej the frowner! highest frown count! cheering and clapping kaz 🤝 me being enthralled by the furrow betwixt her brows

[sabrinaacarpenters]

kaz brekker 🤝 anthony lockwood unusual terms of endearment

SHADOW AND BONE (2021-) 1.01 "A Searing Burst of Light" LOCKWOOD & CO (2023-) 1.02 "Let Go of Me"

[manji-hoe]

Random Thought

Tokrev polite doms 🤝 Sub reader who curses during sex

MITSUYA (my babygirl fr), Draken, Rindou, Benkai, Shinichiro (he's literally so cute I can't handle it), Kazutora (I was iffy on adding him because he's lowkey subby but Kaz convinced me to add him lol), Chifuyu (precious baby)

@kazutora-kurokawa

[greenedera]

⌛ Art vs artist 2023 - a way to stop and look back, take stock of a past year.

📘 A year with some noteworthy satisfactions, the publication of several publications with my illustrations: Autumn twilight, Shadow of the black rose, The journals of Kaz the Minotaur: the lost colony were released with the Dragonlance Nexus - the latter with the famous writer Richard Knaak. More illustrations for projects to be published next year. 🤝 Various private commissions, often full beautiful collaborations with people that opened for me doors to their cherised, secret worlds. 🎨 Few "personal" illustrations or in general creations - as often happens, sometimes a pencil sketch is enough for me to express what's on my mind - and, who knows, maybe one day I'll go back to expressing myself more. 🎭A difficult year from a health point of view, which started badly and ended badly; a year in which art was a crutch to move forward and lose myself in a world where things can go the way I want. 🎨 A year in which I worked hard on my private website, a collection of my latest paintings in a place where I can take all the space I want to tell, as well as show, each painting - a private space outside of the big platforms like Deviantart and Artstation, which from my point of view they betrayed the world of artists, making all the contents available to the big AI companies when few still knew what was happening, so that Ai generated images suffocated the space meant for art created by humans. || 👩‍💻 www.greenedera.com ||

[constellama]

Ok 13 chapters into The Raven Boys, more thoughts

Why does Gansey keep thinking his friends are gonna die? Like first Ronan and then Adam,,,, sir what happened to you,,,do you need a hug?? Maybe someone to talk to??

Ronan is making his way up the favorites list, he’s the most reprehensible out of the other boys but at least he cares about his bird <3

Ronan Lynch 🤝 Kaz Brekker Scaring people by staring at them

This Whelk guy is freaking me out,,,what’s up with him,,,and why was his friend’s last name the same as Noah’s,,,

Persephone is weird I kinda love her

Wth did Whelk’s reading mean,,,,I’m a little concerned now

“No, kick him in the nuts. Then run the other way.” PFFFT

I love how even the smaller characters are likable. Maura, Persephone, Calla, they actually have something distinctive about them which makes them feel more real. I hope those three are reoccurring for the rest of the books

[alyoshka-karamazov]

This post has an audience of exactly one person and that person is me, but: Kaz Brekker 🤝 Henry Winter: being murders who are over six feet tall with black hair, who wear suits, walk with a limp, have scar(s) on their faces, and are in love with perfect angel women who are also murderers and have never done anything wrong in their lives ever

[callsign-rogueone]

i actually think we're the same person because its the way i read six of crows and fell in LOVE with matthias. and yes loved kaz and inej but NINA AND MATTHIAS. i mean come on. their story is everything and im not over it.

but seriously babes you have to finish crooked kingdom, so until then i won't say anything more...

I finished it and I can’t decide if I’m mad or not…

spoilers below the cut

random thoughts in random order

Liam Mairi 🤝 Matthias Helvar: big tall blonde blue eyed strong soft-spoken gentleman who is supposed to protect a woman of a different / “enemy” culture who has magic powers, loyal to a fault and dies in the last 100 pages of the book for kinda no reason. and I love them both 😭❤️‍🩹

I literally ran out of the color of tabs I was using to mark Nina x Matthias moments I love them so much and I love the way they love. enemies to lovers done right!!! he’s obsessed with her but he’s trying so hard to be respectful like he was raised to be / his culture states. had he lived, he’d be a wife-guy 100%.

I was rooting for Jesper and Wylan this whole time and I’m glad that they get to be together while Mr. Van Eck is rotting in prison 😌

Kaz and Inej however… they made me mad lowkey but also I get it. Kaz just can’t do the committed relationship thing no matter how badly he wants it. but him finding her parents and getting her the ship and paying off her indenture was 🥺. I shed a single tear.

but a solid 4.5/5⭐️ for me! I really liked it and finished it in 2 days (it helped that I read it stuck at a boring job where I can’t be on my phone lol)

I think a thing I really like in my top reads is a solid gang (second squad, the crows, the dreamers) and this definitely had that. but Iron Flame remains my #1 book of the year thus far (out of 8. I’m very far behind on my 52-book goal lmao)