#me an intellectual meme

[defectivegembrain]

Lecturer/extended study supervisor: I think you doing a master's degree is a great idea of course I will give you a reference

Lecturer/personal tutor: From your undergraduate profile you are certainly capable of this yes I will give you a reference

University admissions: Unconditional offer

Me, an intellectual: God they're gonna be so confused and pissed when I actually show up

[cancatsdraw]

relic from my archives back when twitter was having a normal one

"it's not that deep" but consider that it really really is

[delusinaldreamer19]

I’m bored send me asks pls I will yap about anything. Ask me a question, tell me about ur Kuro headcannons/Au’s/theories, or just say something funny.

I’ll give it a rating of one silly goose🪿 to five silly gooses 🪿🪿🪿🪿🪿 based on how much of a silly goose I think you are.

[boudoirmood]

[betaphannie]

welcome back momo

[modern-inheritance]

Murtagh's secret is being the tortured soul. The guilt ridden hero. Chicks dig that.

I'm chicks

*looks over at Brom, Arya, Glaedr, Oromis, (grudging) Orrin, Eragon*

*gives them all an apologetic shrug*

Sorry guys. The Chicks have spoken.

Arya, no, no, put your hand down, if you refuse to be called 'a lady' then you can stop applying for these sorts of voting rights. Just because your mum calls you one when she's angry and just because Glen calls you one when he's making kissy noises and Eragon's nearby does not count.

Admit it, the Garrett Hedlund guy is the reason a lot of you are glomping. Him and his 4 seconds of abdominal(? it wasn't clear) muscles.

[undead-knick-knack]

[shortnsweetly]

Short n' Sweet by Sabrina Carpenter x 2010s memes. (+more)

[lasdelaintuicionn]

Libertarian men are so... cringe & lazy

[defectivegembrain]

Troy (to Abed): I was your first friend

Me, an intellectual: Steve the pencil erasure

[jingler]

the Youth are so braindead they find skibidi toilet funny!!! motherfucker i was reciting beep beep lettuce like it was the fucking bible in 8th grade they'll be fine

[blujayonthewing]

the problem with zodiac attributes being broad generalizations is that it makes it really hard to use them to assign a birthday to your blorbo when there's one that's like 'this is slam dunk exactly what he's like on an emotional and behavioral level' but there's a completely different one on the exact other side of the year that's like 'this is a slam dunk exactly what he's like on an intellectual and also a behavioral level'

[snekdood]

andy samberg is quite literally the last person i ever expected to be married to joanna newsom wtf

[age-of-moonknight]

Can I just say youre my favorite account on this app.

I really like your commentary on the tags, man <3

Shoot, favorite account on the whole of tumblr.com??? !!!! Thank you so much, anon, for saying that because I'm going to treasure this message 'till the end of time and you genuinely straight up made my week. 🤍🖤 Please excuse what may be repetition of a sentiment I have expressed here before, but I still can't get over how you (and the other individuals who have said as much and who I equally appreciate almost beyond words) also derive something from what all some random guy leaves in the tags and how novelly, indescribably happy it makes me, so thanks again! I'll keep on posting no matter what, but it is doubly, I guess, motivating??? energizing??? knowing that I'm sharing this with other people and there's the possibility of perhaps brightening their day a little as well. :D

[boudoirmood]

[yeonban]

✔ for Chrollo & Shalnark! (and maybe Kalluto too if you want!)

Send me ✔ and I’ll bold what my muse would do with/for yours. Italicized for maybe/depends, normal for unsure, crossed out for never.

Chrollo & Shalnark

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar (maybe to get someone persistent off of Chrollo) | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online (just for funsies) | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately

Kalluto & Shalnark

Acquaintance:

hold the door for them | help them carry something | let them borrow something | let them use their phone | smile at them when passing in the streets | shake hands with them | flirt with them in a bar | share a taxi with them | give them a ride home | lend them money | sit next to them on public transportation | offer them some food | help them find something they lost

Friendship:

let them stay the night | listen to them complain at 4 am | help them get over a break up | go out shopping with them | pet sit for them | help them move houses | help them find a lost pet | go on vacation with them | stay up all night with them | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | take their side in a break up | talk about their future plans | be maid of honour/best man/etc. at their wedding | share food with them

Sibling/platonic:

fight | hug | laugh at them when they get hurt | help them hide a dead body | provide an alibi for them | tell them they’re annoying at least once a day | share food with them | help them move houses | walk them down the isle | try to sell them online | set up an online dating account for them | set them up on blind dates | try to set them up with your friends | listen to their problems | help them cook | cook them food | make them watch shows they don’t like with them | tell them they’re an idiot/loser/dork/nerd affectionately