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missing fernandos magic tricks rn
#im so in love with him#ofc i had to post renault nando#“u are too slow”#I NEED YOU.#if i was his assistant i'd pounce on him#im like a cat#i need to bite him#me and lance can share#3 some!!!#f1#formula 1#aston martin#renault#fernando alonso#hes so silly#HOW IS HE EVIL#HES JUST A SILLY MAGIC GUY#pulling cards out of his hat :(#his little giggles oml#i need to kiss his cheeks#i love him
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i wrote one (1) whole rhyme today
#GIRL HELP ‼️#anyone who’s making bww comics/fanfic etc and can actually make him and lance rhyme… share with me your talents#googling “list of words that have no rhymes”
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I feel like Keith and Lance are both ND but in different ways. Keith is the kind of guy who would really like physical contact and words of affirmation as love languages. He's pretty good at telling Lance how he feels about him later in the series. He'd probably appreciate the lack of ambiguity and take things at face value/put trust in I love yous.
Meanwhile Lance grew up in a big family so they might not have had as much money. Receiving gifts was a really big deal for him growing up. I can imagine Keith giving Lance a cool blue shell he found at an alien market and being all confused, thinking Lance doesn't like it when he goes still. Like he wants to take it back and is disappointed that Lance doesn't like it. But he does, he's just a bit overwhelmed by the gesture. Trying to show why he thought getting some silly shell was a good idea, Keith meekly tells him to look at this pretty part of it, turning it over in Lance's hands, pointing out an opalescent part that's all different kinds of blues. Says it reminds him of Lance's eyes.
Lance says something like "How would you know what colour my eyes are" because eye contact is not Keith's forte, but there's no bite behind it, and Keith doesn't get the joke anyway, just looks nervous. Keith just says they're pretty, as if he couldn't not have noticed. Lance puts it down on his side table gently. Keith says "You don't like it?" Lance gives him a super tender kiss. They kiss for a while holding each other, and Keith hugs him, sighing with contentment into lance's shoulder. Says "Holding you feels like home" then Lance dies on the spot
#klance#voltron legendary defender#keith kogane#lance mcclain#I'm normal about autistic!keith pay no attention to my URL#Idk I think theyd have some really cool overlap/interactions with their love languages. Imagine that Keith would be a bit shy#to initiate physical contact at first but then gets confident and does it in public which Lance finds really embarrassing but secretly#endearing. I have another scenario for that too............ mb i should poste it...#whereas keith just lets lance know how loved & valued he is. How he thinks of him all the time. I LOVE THEM#Keith would become a limpet tho. He would become ATTACHED to Lance. He has an emotion and the first thing he does is go to find Lance#like a safety blanket or to share the excitement#fight me/train w me/hold me/lemme hold you/i gotta tell you this joke shiro said (its not funny)/I didnt sleep well/can we nap/#/look at this cool shell I found (for you)
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fun fact, bi/pan people exist, and saying that a character that has shown to have real interest and feelings for both men and women are exclusively gay/lesbian is in fact ✨bi/pan erasure✨ and is a shitty thing to do
#kate rambles#you can have your “they didn't realize they were gay/lesbian all along” storylines without erasing the existent of bi/pan people#this post is specifically about Ururaka Ochaco but it applies to MANY characters#for instance arrowverse Leonard Snart#like the man HAD something with Sara Lance and to turn around and call him gay? not cool actually#like it's a little bit of a weird situation because one of his dopplegangers from another multiverse was gay#but we've also established in canon that that doesn't mean shit and dopplegangers don't share all aspects of personality so#also love seeing people invalidate sara lance's m/f relationships because they're “straight” like WHAT DO YOU THINK BI MEANS EXACTLY???#listen i love f/f ships and i'm in an f/f myself okay and i understand that it can feel like gay erasure to see straight presenting ships#but it's not because an m/f relationship isn't straight if the people in the relationship aren't actually straight#representation shouldn't have to come at the cost of erasure#anyways don't get me started on the aro/ace erasure of yelena belova when hawkeye came out#not *really/completely* mcu fans faults since different universe and all that but it doesn't feel nice#if you're wondering i'm talking a lot about f/f ships because that's what i read/write/consume mostly so it's what i notice most#tw fandom discorse#bisexuality
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tumblr user lilacerull0 talking about dr lance sweets once again, but i admire this one thing he does, that's especially apparent in the earlier seasons, and it's when booth says something completely out of line and insulting to him he carries on with his work regardless of the comment in an extremely admirable fashion, but he also has an apparent physical manifestation of uneasiness. like his face gets really red or he looks at booth disapprovingly for a flicker of a second and i just really appreciate that as a young person learning to exist in new and more professional spaces. knowing how something is done never includes the actual experience. even if it is the same as it is on paper when you're trying to recount the story, it simply doesn't capture the vastness of the actual moment and all of the details that amount to making the experience what it is. it just feels incredibly truthful. he gets equally genuine without meaning to when he talks about something he really cares about that has to do with his work which is something most of the interns do as well and i just. love that. i love seeing myself in that. and i especially love how brennan gets excited with them from time to time too because, while she carries herself with more experience and professionalism, she still showcases the characteristic wonder reserved for her chosen career. it's like when gordon gordon says how, even though he is retiring, it's not because people have lost the ability to surprise him. and to bring this wandering post to a full circle, he says lance surprises him, establishing a link between his wisdom and sweets' inexperience. we are here because we love this and that remains true. as long as it does, everything else will fall into its place in time. i love you intergenerational relationships ♡
#dylanlila.mp3#i feel normal :)#idk lance meant sooo much to me as a kid but now that i lost the person i used to live with during extremely significant moments of my life#i can't help but feel closer to his experience of having to navigate this entire world alone all of a sudden#i have it infinitely easier because i can call my parents and the way his are described is exactly how i view mine#so i won't even think about losing that at his age but you know. you'd think it doesn't make that much of a difference#when you spend all your time at school/work but coming home to an empty apartment is still strange no matter how much you love it#and this is why you can't minimise his relationship with daisy with him because letting someone share that space is a big deal#like i wouldn't let just anyone spend time here#and more. all of his guilt and feelings of incompetence stem from NOT just his early childhood before adoption#but also... giving a hard time to genuinely kind and warm and loving people. even though they signed up for it and you know it's their#responsibility you still feel bad being on the receiving end of that if you were unable to respond appropriately at the time#that's why he is so kind to everyone apart from generally being that way. like he's making up for this brief moment in time when he wasn't
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You can see how my interests rotate per month
Happy new year
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#a very weird year for me#5 aphelios 3 akanes 2 obanais 1 alune 1 bonnie and 1 lance#you can see how i struggled in oct and november bc of the lack of full drawing#idk if it's like this in every country but in my country before new years we give thanks for all the good things that happened during the -#year and we hope for many more so i am incredibly grateful for all the people that look at this blog and decide to interact with my art -#it means a lot to me to be able to share it with other since im usually really shy and dont have many people to share my art with also ->#grateful for all the friends i made bc of this blog <3 u guys even if i dissapear for months i still love youu
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Lance bot was feeling a little silly today
#these genuinely cracked me up y'all#in other news#incubus! lance has my throat right now#mostly bc his whole dynamic with Skylar is just him very much failing to seduce her#getting mad about it#and then doing something platonic out of respect for her willpower#lance: It's just a little kiss. What's the worst that can happen? ;)#skylar: You steal my life force and I die?#lance: Stealing is so ugly. Think of it like sharing :D
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Chapters: 10/30 Fandom: Voltron: Legendary Defender Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Lance/Lotor (Voltron), Keith/Lance (Voltron), Lance & Lance's Family (Voltron), Hunk & Lance (Voltron), Keith & Lance (Voltron) Characters: Lance (Voltron), Keith (Voltron), Lotor (Voltron), Lotor's Generals (Voltron), Ezor (Voltron), Acxa (Voltron), Zethrid (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Lance's Family (Voltron), James Griffin (Voltron) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Pirates, Alternate Universe - Pirate, Pirate Captain Lotor, First Mate Keith, Merchant's Son Lance, Bottom Lance (Voltron), Top Keith (Voltron), Top Lotor (Voltron), Dubious Consent, Sword Fighting, Violence, Aged-Up Character(s), Stockholm Syndrome, Emotional Manipulation, Protective Keith (Voltron), Kidnapping, Angst, Past Lance/James Griffin (Voltron), Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Colonialism, Character Death Series: Part 1 of adrift at sea Summary:
When wealthy merchant's son Lance is kidnapped by pirate captain Lotor Sincline and his first mate Keith, his world is turned upside down. Held for ransom on their ship, Lance finds himself inexplicably torn between his hope for freedom and his attraction to both men.
Caught in a dangerous game of love and piracy, Lance must choose where his loyalties lie: with the charming yet dangerous captain or the enigmatic first mate.
Amidst sword fights, sea battles, and a journey of self-discovery, Lance risks everything to find his place on the high seas, hoping to not lose himself in the web of lies and deceit.
#vld#vld lance#vld keith#vld lotor#klance#lancelot#my writing#fic#pirate au#voltron legendary defenders#ao3#only took me 10 chapters to realize i can share via ao3 smh#voltron lance#voltron lotor#voltron keith
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Baking cookies for F1 drivers after they give you a good wienering(sex)… 



(Thank you tik tok for this idea & @turcott3 for helping)
| OSCAR PIASTRI | honestly he’s confused when you present him with the tray of cookies, thinks they’re for his win but when you tell them what they’re actually for he blushes bright red and giggles.
“Really? For giving you good sex?”
But he’s still very appreciative and makes sure you see that.
| LEWIS HAMILTON | Smirky but finds it amusing, pulls you into a sweet kiss and ends up quickly giving you a reason to bake more.
“Honey I think you’ll need another bag of flour by the end of the week.”
Your home begins to smell like baked goods all the time and anytime he’s craving your cookies he knows what he has to do.
| CHARLES LECLERC | He’s slightly confused but honored. He giggles when you tell him what they’re for and while he does find it slightly silly it warms his heart. Pulls you into a sweet kiss before he eats one and praises you for the amazing taste.
“Almost as delicious as you mon amor.”
| LANDO NORRIS | He gets cocky but also finds it hilarious, definitely throws out some dirty remarks that have you blushing, he uses this to his advantage though and always asks what he can do to get more.
“So how many do I get if I get you pregnant??”
| MAX VERSTAPPEN | He is severely confused, he doesn’t understand what you mean or why you would make him cookies for giving you what you deserve but he eats them nonetheless and tells you how delicious they are.
“I don’t understand Schat, why did you bake me cookies for fucking you good? That’s what I’m supposed to do.”
| LOGAN SARGEANT | Blushes like a school boy, he doesn’t know what to say at first but composes himself and thanks you. Gives you a sweet kiss before eating one, he ends up having the plate gone by the end of the day and he makes his way into your shower later that night with one thing on his mind.
“Can you make snickerdoodles next time?”
| DANIEL RICCIARDO | laughs his ass off for a solid 60 seconds before composing himself and pulling you in for a kiss. He thanks you a thousand times before picking one up for you two to share but quickly gets turned on by the way your lips skim his finger as he feeds it to you and next thing you know you’re bent over the counter. An hour later he comes in to find the oven set at 350 and you whipping up more cookies for him.
“What flavor you makin’ this time?”
| CARLOS SAINZ | He gets so fucking cocky, the second you tell him what you made them for his smirk overtakes his face. He thanks you properly with a quickie before cleaning you up and getting you cuddled up on the couch as he heats up the cookies and gets you both a glass of milk.
“I could get use to these.”
| LANCE STROLL | He’s confused for a good 15 seconds before he starts laughing. He’s very thankful though and honored that you thought the sex was good enough to bake him his favorite cookies. Gives you a sweet “thank you baby.” With a kiss before he splits one between the two of you.
| ALEX ALBON | It amuses him, you’d mentioned doing it to him but he didn’t think you actually would until he walks in to find you plating them. He knew what they were for right away and couldn’t contain his laughter, soon your both bent over laughing.
Once they’re cooled down he devours half of the plate and praises your skill.
#lando norris x reader#daniel ricciardo x reader#max verstappen x reader#charles leclerc x reader#lewis hamilton x reader#oscar piastri x reader#lance stroll x reader#carlos sainz x reader#alex albon x reader#logan sargeant x reader#formula one fluff#formula one smut#formula one fic#f1 fluff#f1 x reader#jaysheadcannons
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THIS IS SUCH A SWEET FRAGMENT!!!!! I THINK IT UNLOCKS THE ART INTO PUBLIC, IT WAS THIS ONE WASNT IT
Healing Pods
based on a piece from @coolnonsenseworld's 52 Weeks of KICK 2021 PDF
“Why are you staring at me like that?” Lance sits on the top step leading to the healing pods. He stares up at Keith, caught by his dark gaze. Ever since he came back to consciousness, Keith hasn‘t spoken a word, just continues to look at him as if afraid Lance will vanish the second he blinks. And considering the state of Lance after that battle, it’s understandable.
“You almost died,” Keith says, crossing his arms. “I think I have that right.”
“You gonna lecture me?”
Leaning in, Keith asks, “Will it work?” Fresh out of the healing pod, Lance is still clothed in that white bodysuit, and Keith starts to trace all the angles it reveals, the cut of his shoulders and swell of his biceps. Memorizing him in case he loses the chance to do so again.
Lance shakes his head, getting lost to that touch. “I think it’ll have the same effect that my lectures about self-sacrificing have on you,” he says in complete honesty.
Keith’s mouth twists at the answer, but he reluctantly accepts it with a sigh. He moves his hand back up to the side of Lance’s face. His fingers bury in Lance’s hair and his thumb rests under Lance’ chin. Keith tilts Lance’s head up as he leans down, kissing him, open mouthed and careful, tentative. Lance releases a soft gasp. He draws Keith in closer by the waist, knee sliding between Keith’s legs, trapping him between his thighs.
“You almost died,” he whispers again, as if making it a running chant in his head to remind himself of what didn’t happen. He breaks from the kiss with silent tears slide down his cheeks.
Lance reaches up to wipe them away, smearing them across the pad of his thumb. “I survived.”
“You did.” Keith’s voice hitches in his throat. “Thank you.”
Lance pulls Keith towards him until their bodies are flushed and they fall back onto the ground, holding each other, never letting go.
#klance#BLESS THANK YOUUU#this writing made me think about lance being a bit out of it while still trying to manage things he usually does for keith#when keith is overhwlemed#i like the idea of lance being dizzy after the pod ToT#its just so sofT that he would still try to keep up a consoling conversation and also find comfort in both leaning into keiths strength and#proximity as well as in calming him down ok#also protective keith>>>>#same PDF has a concept of keith feeling guilty for being unable to save everyone as a leader (p 46) djdjd#i want this as a sandwich so i can gobble it the fuck up#okay sorry i will shut up now#thank you for sharing this!!!
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hiii new pinned post again because the last one was outdated, there are links to the previous ones in that one as well. unfortunately there are no real updates re: my dad's wrongful imprisonment. at this point, they might be waiting until the statutes of limitations happen and it's over, i don't know. he has a therapist who's kind of expensive but we have to pay for and he has to go weekly because of all the trauma he has left from being in jail and from losing his job/not being able to find a new one because of this. his health got worse in there, too, so there are a lot of different doctors he has to go to, medications, etc. he's doing better every day, though, but that takes a lot of money of course.
i used to have a redbubble account that helped me get afloat alongside this blog, but it got suspended without notice and never got reinstated no matter how many things i've tried, so... that's another source of income that we lost. i used to make around 30/40 dollars a month there, now i make like 1/2 dollars on teepublic monthly, that's a huge difference. argentina's economy was always bad but it has been an absolute disaster since the current president got elected. prices rise literally on a weekly basis for everything from basic groceries to public transportation, power, water, phone bills, etc. my laptop's keyboard broke at some point and i almost had to buy a new one with money i literally didn't have, just going into negative numbers, but i managed to find a guy who replaced it for as cheap as he could. it was still expensive, but it was better than having to buy a new laptop entirely. would love to get a stable job, but that's always been impossible in this country, even more so lately. for updates on argentina in english, this person on twitter makes very good informative threads if you're interested.
on top of that my dog passed from cancer a few weeks ago, that was really expensive for us too, meds and appointments and special foods and everything that we could do to keep her happy until it was her time to go, and she was. i also started therapy around the time she was diagnosed (thank god) but my therapist had to rise her rates because of the economy mess i already mentioned, so... yeah. everything is exhausting and everything is expensive, and this is literally my only source of income. it's also the thing that i love doing the most and the thing that keeps me sane in all of this mess, so hey, never leaving. in fact, if anything ever happens to this website, you can always find me under fashion_runways on twitter or probably anywhere else. some of you guys mentioned not seeing my posts lately too, so if you can/want to, you can turn notifications on!
anyway yeah, all that to say i love this blog, i love fashion, and i love showing you guys new cool things and giving you guys ideas for art, or writing, or your own style, or just interesting stuff to look at. so if you can donate any money, that would help me more than you think. even a single dollar can change what i can do with my day sometimes, i swear. as usual, my kofi link: https://ko-fi.com/fashionrunways and my teepublic link: https://www.teepublic.com/user/dinah-lance. thanks for being around and sharing and reblogging my posts, thanks for asking questions about fashion, and of course thanks for helping to the ones who can, and thanks to the ones who can't too, i know how that feels like, don't worry about it. i love you 💖
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ok but reading your latest sdv headcanons has given me an idea. You wrote Sam being horns for farmer in a sundress and it's has unlocked in me the feminine urge to be railed in a sundress. I'd love to see your take on it with the sdv bachelors.
SDV Bachelors x Fucking Farmer In A Sundress Summary: Bachelors to you looking too pretty in a sundress. [Includes; Elliot, Sebastion and Lance (From SDV Expanded)] Warning(s): No established relationships (I'm in a mood for FWB relationships + unrequited love what can I say?), Elliot low-key sluts out the reader, Elliot and the reader are kinda tipsy in his part but the sex is consensual dw, Sebastion is kinda a needy hopeless romantic and jerks off to the thought of the farmer, Alex and the farmer have sex outdoors like true outdoorsy people do 💪. Side notes: I only included three bachelors because- lol I gotta put all my focus on this other SDV fic. It's a bit longer so I need more time on that.
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Elliot
The man nearly keels over when he sees you in a sundress. It was when you first introduced yourself to him actually! After that though? He was hooked on you like a drug.
Not necessarily in a perv way but more so in an "I definitely have a crush on them" type of way.
But he more or less keeps it in his pants until he spots you again but this time? It was at the Stardrop Saloon and both you and him were tipsy after sharing a beer.
Tensions were flying and after you placed a hand on his thigh? Y'all were fucking in one of the more secluded rooms in the saloon because y'all didn't have a chance in hell of making it home.
♡ - "Oh Yoba...Fuck—" A choked up uncharacteristically needy whine escaped the lips of the writer as he fucked you on the wooden floors of the Stardrop Saloon.
Despite the tipsy haze his vision had however, no amount of beer could dampen your beauty and the fact that you were the most captivating person in this entire tavern. From the first day he met you to now, those were his thoughts but tonight? Oh, they increased tenfold when you waltzed through the doors, unaware of how you stole his very breath with your outfit.
A simple brown sundress that was mid-thigh length and only had thin spaghetti straps to keep your outfit up upon your shoulders. The deep v-neck of your dress barely leaving your dress to the imagination as small beads of sweet dripped down your skin and between the valley of your chest. Combined with the scent of your perfume, how you looked at him when you sat beside him and the light application of your make-up.
All of it served to make him absolutely dizzy.
To the point where the quickly growing tension between the two of you, fueled by your brief touches and your conversations growing more and more naughty.
There was no way that the two of you could wait to get home to either of your houses.
No, it needed to be handled now.
"Y-You must've wanted this to happen, my dear...didn't you?" He moaned in your ear as his chest was pressed against your back. His thrusts sloppy and rough as he hugged you so tightly you had a mind to think he was trying to bury himself into your skin. "Yoba your sooooooo pretty." He continued to pant into your ear like a dog in heat.
You responded with a breathy moan, your head turning briefly to slot your lips against Elliot's. Quickly, Elliot lightly bit at your lower lip, prompting a gasp from you that allowed his tongue to slip in. His tongue tasting every area inside your mouth before you two parted with a single string of spit still connecting the two of you.
When Elliot's eyes refocused on yours, however, his moans began to increase in volume as his thrusts started to pick up pace in lieu of his impending orgasm. He swore he was falling deeper and deeper into the pit of his crush that he had on you, to the point where he dared to say that he was falling in love with you.
"Y/N...Oh fuck..." Elliot continued to moan your name as he grew closer to his orgasm, his moans getting higher and higher as he struggled to hold onto his sense of self and not spill out the fact he had a bigger crush on you than this moment could portray.
But, you beat him to it. "Elliot...I-I love you, s-so m-much." You said.
Another choked-up grunt spilled from Eliot's lips at the confession before you felt your insides being flooded with a searing heat, his own orgasm pushing you over the edge as you shuddered at the force of your climax. Your vision temporarily went black before you slowly returned back to Earth. Your skin was sticky with sweat whilst your slick drenched the back of your thighs and Elliot's cock.
"So..." Elliot spoke, breaking the post-climax silence. "You love me, hm?"
Sebastion
I'm going to spoil myself a little and imagine he saw you in a sundress once and practically never again.
However, that didn't mean he didn't stop thinking about it.
After seeing you, he developed a crush on you that he was too shy to really do anything about (completely ignoring the way you visited his room constantly to deliver frozen tears to him).
So to satiate his lust for you?
Masturbate ofc, with you being front and center in his mind.
♡ - He's tried so hard to avoid doing this.
But, he feels like a little self-credit is due here. It wasn't like he wanted to be in this position right now! Where he was left alone in the middle of the day due to his family apparently wanting to go to a town event that didn't interest him in the slightest. And although he was currently lying in bed, trying to doze off, his mind wouldn't leave a particular thought of you.
It was around the time when you came to visit his mother for some supplies he believes. The smell of perfume that smelled like lavender and cherries brought him out of his room he admits, Sebastion never smelled anything like it and it was as intoxicating as wine...and like a dog expecting a treat, he followed it out of his room and up the short case of stairs before he peeked around the corner and saw you.
A simple black sundress with a skull plastered on the front where the top of your breasts threatened to spill out.
Suddenly, his mouth was dry and his cock was hard.
Now he was here, in his bed, and hornier than he'd ever been before, and you were the cause. But Sebastion couldn't bring himself to feel too bad afterward when he began to palm himself over his pants, sucking in a sharp breath in-between his teeth as the image of your started to appear in his mind like someone had cast a spell on him.
It was as if you were really there. The smell of your perfume from that day, the sundress, your soft skin and kind smile...everything. And when the vision of you started to trail kisses down his neck and down his front...lifting up the front of his hoodie and everything until you finally reached the place he wanted you to touch most when you wrapped your pretty pink-tinted lips around his leaky cock.
He could've sworn you were really there.
Looking up at him through your long lashes as if he were the most important person in the world, the only one in the world deserving of your time and attention. No matter how unrealistic it may have been, a shut-in like himself? Dating the prettiest person in the valley?
A laugh almost slipped from behind his hand as he covered his lips, his free hand desperately tugging at his dick to the vision of you. Soft pants escaped his lips as he honed in on the image of your head bobbing up and down on his cock, lewd sucking and slurping leaving your lips.
He was so close...sososososo close...until you stopped.
You moved to sit up, winking his way before you lifted up your dress a little and moved to straddle him, pulling your panties to the side before you slipped down onto him.
He nearly came in his pants at the thought of how your wet walls would feel around him. How soft and warm they would be as they hugged his dick so tightly that he feared the air inside his lungs would all but be choked out, his moans increasing in volume and growing increasingly needier and needier as he imagined your soft touches. Your nails raking down his sides and leaving delectable goosebumps in their wake as you moved your hips up and down.
"Y/N...Oh fuck...! Y-Y/N..." Sebastion moaned as you began to quicken your pace, the sound of his name from your lips getting him off more than he was prepared to admit to himself before...there was suddenly a knock at his door. The way the vision in his head slipped away so fast, it nearly made him want to cuss out the person who dared to knock as well as cry at the same time.
Until he heard a familiar "Sebastion? Are you awake? I have a gift for you!" Immediately, his cock twitched at your voice, his brain's imaginations started to conjure back up again as the slightest feeling of...hope, perhaps started to dot his mind.
It seemed he had a bigger crush on you than he thought.
And he prayed that one day, his imagination would come true that you liked him just as much.
Alex
He's bold when he sees you in a sundress. He first sees you in one when he's visiting your farm (Evelyn wanted him to deliver some home-baked cookies to the farmer, how sweet of her)
So check this out, you're doing your farming work and you drop something.
You thinking that no one's around, you get on your hands and knees to fully pick the item up and this steals Alex's breath to the max because he gets a perfect view of your underwear.
A lacy blue thong that, in his mind, couldn't even be considered underwear!
Right then and there, he wants to fuck you.
Luckily, you've been wanting to fuck him as well!
♡ - An unabashed moan left your lips as your hands slightly slipped on the dirt beneath you, the sounds of grunting and slapping from behind you nearly drowning out the sounds of the cicadas from the summer heat.
You'd been attracted to Alex for a while, a simple and sweet-hearted crush that stemmed from the fact that he more or less made his attraction clear to you.
From the way he'd call out your name and invite you to hang out with him, to how he'd initiate close contact with you whenever the both of you were around each other to even now! Even as he pistoned into your needy pussy, your slick dripping down onto the dirt below as he pressed his hand down into the dip in your back to force you into an arch, your heart still got a fuzzy feeling out of your crush for him!
Though...you suspected that, at this moment, calling your attraction a mere "crush" wasn't exactly correct.
"F-Fuck—" Your breath caught in your throat when Alex leaned some of his weight down onto your back, his fingers moving to circle and pinch at your clit.
"Ssshhiiittt." He moaned hotly into your ear, a cocky chuckle following suit choked up aht-aht-ahts left your lips as he sped up his thrusts, a boiling coil beginning to form in the pit of his stomach. "You must've really wanted this to happen, huh farmer? Do you even hear yourself?" Alex said, your cheeks burning even more as Alex suddenly slowed his thrusts to grind his hips into you, the sound of your sticky slick sticking to the front of Alex's thighs making you both want to burst into flames out of sheer embarrassment as well as dig a hole to hide away in.
Of course, however, your newfound lover wasn't going to allow that to happen. Not after he'd been waiting for an opportunity like this to happen since the moment the two of you had met! The sound of your moans slipping from your pretty lips, wet and glistening from your heavy make-out session minutes earlier, the way your breasts bounced underneath you, flushed as pink as your face whilst your hard nipples were practically begging to be played with!
The sheer orgasmic rush that Alex felt...figuring out that the pretty farmer was a whore just waiting to be broken in by the right man. His cock twitched inside of your cunt at the mere thought, his thrusts resuming their original speed as more thoughts of you flashed through his mind.
Maybe a different position, on the bed perhaps? Your fingers dipping into your pussy as you moaned out his name and begged for him to take you against the wall?
Or even him fucking you on a table? In his room?
"A-Alex...~!" You cried out as your pussy began to twitch, a familiar burn beginning to tighten within the pit of your stomach.
"Dirty farmer, don't you dare cum without me." Alex hissed into your ear, a moan escaping his lips afterward. "Y-You need to have some energy to go a few more rounds...I-I'm breaking this pussy in."
At the thought and the act of Alex dragging your further on his cock, his cock pressed up against a spot deep inside of you that made stars appear in your vision. Your body convulsed from the sheer force of your orgasm as your thighs twitched whilst the energy drained from your arms. You would've plopped onto the ground had Alex not held up for your torso, his heavy panting and the warm full feeling inside of you a sign of his orgasm.
"You came a little earlier than me..." He clicked his tongue in false annoyance.
"Guess we have to go again, huh? Let's hope no one comes along farmer girl~"
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could you do one for oscar piastri dating a Rockstar!reader and she's just that hot messy person, kinda like vic de angelis from maneskin 👉👈 I really like the opposites attract trope
OH, MAKE ME OVER!
FORMULA ONE DRIVER X READER

Oscar 😍
SUMMARY: The internet is obsessed with the opposites attract dynamic you, an infamous rockstar, share with your racer boyfriend!
WARNINGS: Fluff, mature, sex jokes
FEATURING: Oscar Piastri x Rockstar!Reader
NOTE: This really reminded me of prime Gwen Stefani and Courtney Love, so I threw in a few pics of them (as well as vic) as face claims! Also, I put Generic Band Name as a filler for people to insert whatever they want, but lowkey that’s a fire ass name for a band so I went with it.
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your.username Happy to have put on such a successful series of shows, sad it’s come to an end. Thank you everyone for your endless support! 🤘
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username1 - SO MAD I NEVER GOT TO SEE THEM PERFORM LIVE!
username2 - You’re so beautiful, please never date a man
username3 - Yeah… About that
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mclaren - We’ll keep you company in the paddock 😼
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your.username - Smooth 🤔
> username4 - Why does she have a whole car brand commenting?
> username5 - 💀??
username6 - Some fans are so clueless it’s entertaining
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oscarpiastri - I finally get my girlfriend to myself
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username7 - He says as he proceeds to spent 90% of his time racing
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username8 - Who is you? 😭
> username9 - Please tell me you’re joking
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🎵 Generic Band Name • Sunday Morning
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oscarpiastri Decent race
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your.username - WOOO OSCAR P1ASTRI 😍
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username10 - Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE 😆
username11 - We love a supportive girlfriend
oscarpiastri - WOOO Y/N!
username12 - He used a song from her band 😞 I’m so jealous of them
username13 - They make me feel so lonely
mclaren - The griddy was a choice!
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your.username - I thought it was 🔥🔥
username14 - I aspire to be like him and Y/N
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f1 Breaking: Y/N, lead singer and guitarist of Generic Band Name, trades in backstage passes for paddock passes as she is spotted at the Imola Grand Prix!
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username15 - When are we gonna start giving REAL fans paddock passes instead of just famous people 🙄
your.username - I’ve been watching F1 for as long as I can remember! Hope this helps🤗
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> username16 - I live to be like you
oscarpiastri - Please don’t tell her but I kinda have a crush on her
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username17 - Oooo @/your.username
your.username - Wait really 🥹🥹
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mclaren - That’s our girl!
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your.username - Loyal to the papaya team 🧡🫡
scuderiaferrari - We’re huge fans over here at Ferrari! 🤘
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your.username - Dw guys I’ll sneak over there
username18 - Atp let Y/N drive the damn cars.
username19 - She’d perform better than Lance 😭
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oscarpiastri Gotta post my good luck charm before the race 😉 My beautiful girl
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username20 - he’s so boyfriend
username21 - Y/N MENTION?? “MY BEAUTIFUL GIRL” ??? OHHHHH MY GOD
username22 - You mean to tell me you guys have been… Doing it…?
your.username - This made me laugh so hard Oh My God
username23 - Oscar Piastri dating a rockstar is exactly what society needed
username24 - She’s so pretty
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username25 - HARD LAUNCH AHHH
your.username - Bring home another one, Osc 🏆🧡
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mclaren - Maybe she’ll serenade us if we win!
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generic.band.name - Alright Romeo… Make sure you return our lead after you’re done playing cars 😉
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oscarpiastri - I’ll return her once I start losing.
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oscarpiastri - HEY TAKE THIS DOWN 😭
username26 - He posted beautiful pictures and she’s slutting him out HELP
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username27 - This about sums up their dynamic
username8 - Oh my God that random guy is your BOYFRIEND? I’m sorry for what I said
username2 - NOOO
username28 - A permanent Oscar post? No way 👀
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oscarpiastri - Okay fine whatever ily
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username29 - I like this one. Can Y/N fans adopt him
TIME STOPS FOR YOU when you step into the McLaren garage. Your Doc Martens squeak with every step, shining in the blistering Miami sun that tauntingly hangs high in the sky. Sweat glistens on your forehead, threatening to wipe away your bold makeup. The sunglasses perched atop your hair go unused, while you opt to shield your eyes from the glaring light with your hand.
It didn’t matter how hot it was, you’d still be sporting that same leather jacket, paired with a cropped shirt, slanted at the shoulders. Beneath that you wore a denim skirt that hugged your thighs, layered above torn tights. You were a statement in the paddock, incomparable to the model-like wives and girlfriends of the other drivers. No shade to them, though. Those were your girls, and despite your physical differences, you adored them more than anything. It was important to stick together.
“That outfit could use a little less… Orange.” Oscar perked up like a pathetic dog at the sound of your voice, whipping around to face you with a soft smile. He had already seen you multiple times throughout the race weekend— Hell, the two of you shared a hotel room, but it had been awhile since you showed up on a Sunday, and he was more excited than ever before.
“It’s papaya,” He responded coolly. With every step you took towards him, you could feel that nonchalant demeanor begin to chip away. He was putty in your hands. When you were nearly chest to chest, Oscar grinned; he was showing his teeth. “Hey, rockstar.”
Your hand darted out, grabbing the collar of his suit. “Hi, hotshot.” You, rather aggressively, pulled him down for a kiss unlike any other. It was a rather passionate smack of the lips— Certainly enough to make every nearby mechanic awkwardly avert their eyes, trying to focus on anything but the spectacle you’ve made.
“Barely five minutes and you’ve already hijacked my garage,” Oscar chuckled, his voice as relaxed as ever. Seemed like he was nearly unfazed by the kiss.
You tilted your head, slowly releasing the grip you had on him. He straightened up, crossing his arms over his chest. You shamelessly eyed his muscles, which flexed underneath the race suit. “This place? It needed some flair, that’s all.” Your eyes dragged down his figure, and then back up. “Missed you in this suit.”
“Did you now?” He grinned, contrasting your sultry smirk. “I missed seeing you here myself. It was quiet. Too quiet.” Oscar Piastri liked being left alone in the quiet until he met you. Then he started to crave some noise in his life, which was suddenly filled with dirty rock lyrics and grungy music.
“Careful, Osc. You almost showed a bit of emotion there,” You teased. He had shown every side to you, bared even his most vulnerable moments, but it was fun to mock his forwardly monotone behavior.
“You have that effect on me. When you’re here… It’s like I can breathe again.”
“Good,” Your tone sounded sincere as you cupped his cheeks. “I just got back from a very harrowing tour, so I need you to come back to me in one piece. Save me another heart attack.” You pulled him in for another kiss— This one was soft and tender, your love electrified.
“I’ll be smart.” Smart, not safe. Safe in Formula One meant coming in last place. Smart meant prioritizing your physical health and pace all at once.
You liked that. “I’ll be cheering louder than anything- Louder than your damn engine.” You two finally began to pull apart, sparked by his engineer letting him know he had about a minute left. He grabbed his baclava and helmet, slipping them on over his neatly combed hair.
“I’ll hold you to it.” His voice was muffled as he tightened the helmet straps. “It’s like luck walked into my garage.” He turned away to go load into his car, but before he could take a step, you sneakily reached out to firmly smack his ass. He flinched and turned around— Despite the visor, you could tell exactly what look he was giving. A very jokingly stern one.
“Bring it home, Osc.”
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Radio Silence | Chapter Fourteen
Lando Norris x Amelia Brown (OFC)
Series Masterlist
Summary — Order is everything. Her habits aren’t quirks, they’re survival techniques. And only three people in the world have permission to touch her: Mom, Dad, Fernando.
Then Lando Norris happens.
One moment. One line crossed. No going back.
Warnings — Autistic!OFC, jealous lando, protective grid, sexual content
Notes — Welcome to the 2021 Formula One season! (Testing, but still... it counts). Also... hehehehehehehe double update <3
Want to be added to the taglist? Let me know! — Peach x
2021
WhatsApp Groupchat — 2021 F1 Grid
Lewis H. A warm welcome to our 2021 rookies! Mick, and Yuki :)
Lando N. Yeah, welcome or whatever More importantly, does anyone know if I can call up the Apple store in Woking and get them to deliver to me? Even though it’s closed rn
Lewis H. What happened? Did her iPad break?
Lando N. Yeah mate, completely toast.
Max V. Shit. I can have one express delivered to your flat, Lando. It is, of course, a work expense.
Yuki T. Uh hey I guess! I thought this was a work only chat? Did I get the wrong briefing?
George R. It usually is, but as admin I allow Amelia-based chat @Yuki
Mick S. Hey! Great to be here. Um, just curious though. Who is Amelia?
Max V. My lead technical engineer.
Lando N. My girlfriend.
Lewis H. Zak Brown’s daughter.
Fernando A. Her iPad is broken? I will bring her one now. Lando, send me your home address.
Mick S. Ohhh, I actually know Amelia Brown!
Lando N. ?????????? @Mick
Fernando A. Lando you have not sent me your address.
Max V. @Fernando I have already purchased the iPad.
Mick S. @Lando we met years ago, mate. She used to ski with her family where mine did in the winter.
Lando N. You heard the part where she’s my girlfriend, yeah @Mick?
Mick S. Yes…
Lando N. Good.
Fernando A. @Max She will need it delivered to her soon.
Charles L. It finally broke? Wow. Lasted far longer than I believed it would.
Lando N. @Charles Not a good time for jokes, mate. She’s devastated
Daniel R. Should I start carrying a spare iPad to races with me just in case? LOL.
Lando N. Wait that’s a good idea Somebody write that down Max write that down
Max V. I purchased three. I will carry the spares
Fernando A. Vamos, Max!
Pierre G. I bet the rookies are so confused lmao. Welcome to the grid group chat. We discuss penalties, race conditions, plane shares, and Amelia Brown.
Carlos S. @Lando How is she? Did she freak out?
Lando N. She’s good now. All chill.
Lewis H. Tell her that I just bought her a new bunny sticker book. I’ll give it to her at testing.
Lance S. If I buy her the entire Apple company, do you think she will come and fix the Aston Martin car?
Max V. NO.
Yuki T. This is the weirdest thing I’ve ever seen in any grid group chat, and the f2 chat used to get weird lol
George R. Welcome to the grid, Yuki. Keep your head on straight, and if you ever find a lost iPad with a bunny sticker on it anywhere in the paddock, make sure it gets back to Amelia asap
Lando N. Thats important for all of the rookies to know @Mick @Yuki
Mick S. Sure I’ll keep an eye out!
Lando N. Actually I change my mind Mick if you see an iPad just leave it yeah :)
Mick S. ????
Pierre G. This is going to be a great year.
Checo P. All of the other drivers have this chat muted, yes?
Kimi R. Yes.
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Amelia was crouched down by Max's car, her hand resting on the tire as she scanned through the data on her iPad. The numbers on the screen felt too slow, almost static, compared to the racing thoughts racing through her head.
Beside her, Jos loomed over her, a red-ink pen poised above her little black notebook. He was taking notes for her. Her mind was moving faster than her hands could keep up, and sometimes, just sometimes, she needed someone like him, methodical, steady, and patient, to help her process it all.
Her fingers flicked over the screen, swiping through the data from Max's morning run, when she paused, eyes flicking to Jos. “You see what I see?” she asked, her voice low, as if speaking any louder might break the delicate focus she’d managed to carve out for herself.
Jos nodded, his eyes scanning the information on the screen before looking back down at the scribbles he’d started in her notebook. “More rear stability in the high-speed corners. We’ll need to adjust the dampers again,” he said, his voice calm and matter-of-fact.
Amelia’s eyes tightened slightly as she thought. “We might need to soften the rear more. The front’s too reactive. Max is going to be fighting it in corners three and four, especially.” She tapped the screen lightly, zooming in on the section of the track map. “The car’s settling into a snap too fast, can’t keep up with the rear load in the high-speed sections.”
Jos made a mark in her notebook. “Front end’s still too eager, then?” He sighed.
“Yeah, exactly,” Amelia made a face. “We soften that just a little bit more. Max needs more confidence in the corners. Less initial bite, more consistency. Maybe tweak the ride height slightly too.” Her words were coming faster now as the solution to their issues fell into place in her brain.
As the day wore on, Max’s car was fine-tuned with the adjustments, and Amelia watched on with satisfaction as everything came together in perfect harmony.
They had a plan. The tweaks would work. Max would be happy with the handling.
She turned to Jos when the mechanics started to wheel Max’s car back into the garage for the final time, day one of testing officially over, giving him a small but appreciative smile.
He pulled her notebook out of the pocket of his jeans and handed it over. “I hope you can understand my handwriting.”
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Amelia sat opposite Max at one of the small team tables in the Red Bull hospitality unit. Most of the staff had already filtered out for the night, their voices fading down the hallway as engineers, PR reps, and mechanics headed for shuttles and taxis. But the two of them lingered — Amelia, still editing Jos’ scribbled notes from earlier in the day, and Max, who had quietly gotten into the habit of not leaving until she did.
It was almost sweet. He dropped her off to Lando at her hotel room at the end of every day like she was a preschooler getting passed between divorced parents. She hadn’t said anything about it, partly because it was practical, and partly because she didn’t mind it. It was nice not to have to worry about being alone.
Across from her, Max was hunched low in his chair, arms folded tight across his chest, mouth set in a hard line. His gaze flicked from the tabletop to her notebook and back again, a rhythm she’d seen a hundred times before. It meant he was thinking. Hard. Or more likely, overthinking.
She didn’t bother looking up. “Just say it.”
He blinked. “What?”
“You’ve been fidgeting with your straw for six minutes. It’s starting to irritate me.”
Max exhaled through his nose, leaning back into the bench with a groan. “You are very annoying.”
“Mhmm,” she hummed, finally meeting his eyes. “Max, tell me.”
He hesitated, then shifted forward, resting his elbows on the table. There was a pause, a rare, tentative kind, and then, quieter than usual, he said, “I’m nervous.”
That made her put the pen down.
“For the season?” she asked, although she already suspected the answer.
Max nodded. “Everyone keeps saying 2021 is my year. Like it’s inevitable. Like this is it. And I want it — Fuck, I want it so bad. I’ve worked for it my whole life. But now that it’s here, I don’t know…” He rubbed a hand down his face. “What if it doesn’t happen?”
“It might not,” Amelia said plainly.
Max looked like he wanted to argue, but stopped short, blinking at her. “Comforting.”
“You’re not asking for comfort,” she said. “You’re asking if you’re good enough. And yes, you are. But this sport doesn’t always care about that.”
He let that sit for a moment. Nodded.
Then, quieter still, “There’s something else.”
Amelia raised an eyebrow.
“I met someone. Over the break.”
She made a face. “Someone?”
He groaned. “Don’t do the eyebrow thing.”
She relaxed her face. “Who did you meet?”
Max scratched at the edge of the table. “I met her in Monaco. She’s nice. A lawyer . She thinks I’m just… Max. I didn’t tell her about the racing. About… everything. She doesn’t follow F1.”
Amelia leaned forward slightly. “So she doesn’t know who you are.”
He shrugged helplessly. “She knows who I am. Just not… what I do.”
Amelia tilted her head. “And you like that?”
“I think so,” he said. “It’s peaceful. She talks to me like a normal person. No hero-worship, no pressure. Just… calm.”
“You’re lying to her, essentially,” she said bluntly. “Not a good foundation for a relationship.”
He shot her a withering look. “Jesus. You’re worse than my dad.”
“I take that as a compliment. We have the same goal.”
“I know.”
She looked down at her notebook, flipping a page and skimming it for a second. “You think you can manage both? A relationship and a championship battle?”
He hesitated. “Is that selfish?”
“No,” she said, then looked back at him. “But it might be a bit stupid.”
Max chuckled dryly. “Thanks.”
“I’m not saying you can’t have both,” Amelia added. “I’m just saying that it probably won’t work.”
He frowned, nodded slowly, then said, “But you’re managing your relationship and my championship.”
“I’m not the one driving the car, Max.” She argued.
“Still,” he muttered. “You’re making it work. I could make it work.”
She shrugged. “Okay. Is she nice?”
Max nodded, “I almost ran her over.”
She blinked at him. “Oh. That’s… romantic?” She tried.
He laughed shortly. “She was in a rush, didn’t look properly. I apologised and gave her a ride to work. She— she, uh, thinks that I’m just some wealthy businessman’s son, or something.”
She chewed on her bottom lip, anxiety curling in the pit of her stomach. “You should stop lying to her. I would… I would not like it if I was in that situation and I found out that I was being lied to.”
Max sighed. Nodded.
Then he stood, grabbed both their jackets, and slung hers over the back of her chair. “Come on. Let’s get you to your boyfriend before he starts texting me again asking where you are.”
She gave him a flat look. “He has a GPS tracker on my phone.”
Max rolled his eyes. “Of course he does. Typical Norris.”
She shrugged. “It’s sweet. Sometimes I get lost and he has to come and find me.”
Max laughed, and for the first time all day, some of the tightness left his posture. “Yeah,” he said, holding the door open for her. “Probably good that he has it, then.”
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The lights of Manama twinkled in the distance, warm and hazy against the desert night. From the balcony of their hotel suite, the city looked like it belonged to another world; quiet and golden and slow in a way the paddock never was. The hum of the air conditioning inside was replaced by the occasional distant honk of a car, or the hush of wind weaving through the palm trees below.
Amelia was seated cross-legged on one of the outdoor chairs, wrapped in a white robe, her hair still damp from her shower. Lando, in a t-shirt and joggers, was fiddling with a tiny bottle opener, attempting to open a bottle of some obscure sparkling drink he’d insisted was “romantic, okay baby? Trust me.”
Their room service tray sat between them on the small table. Grilled flatbreads, mezze, roasted lamb. Lando had ordered for them and he’d gotten everything right.
“I don’t know how you always remember this stuff,” she said, dipping a piece of bread into a tangy yogurt sauce.
Lando grinned, finally getting the bottle open with a victorious pop. “Because I listen when you talk. I know the face you make when you think something tastes bad or has a yucky texture. I have eyes. Shocking, I know.”
Amelia gave him a pointed look. “Last week, you kissed my eyeball because you were being lazy and tried to kiss me with your eyes closed.”
“Shut up.” He huffed.
She laughed quietly, curling into him, giving him a bit of the blanket. “I think Max might be in love,” she said suddenly.
Lando blinked. “Max? Verstappen?”
“Mm,” she nodded, chewing. “He told me today that he met someone over the winter. She doesn’t know who he is. Like, really doesn’t know. Thinks he’s just some rich guy named Max.”
Lando made a face. “That… feels impossible.”
“She’s apparently very disconnected. Doesn’t follow the sport. Max likes it.”
Lando nodded slowly. “Weird. But kind of sweet, I guess.”
She frowned at him. “I told him he shouldn’t be dating during a title fight.”
“Very romantic of you.” Lando teased.
She shrugged. “I never said I was romantic.”
“No,” he said. “But you are.”
She rolled her eyes but didn’t disagree. Instead, she reached for his hand where it rested on the table, her fingers brushing over his lightly. “I hope you do very well this year, Lan.” She told him, earnest and hopeful. “You deserve it.”
Lando turned his hand over to lace their fingers together. “So do you. Deserve to do well, I mean. You’ve worked so hard this past year. You deserve to see it pay off.”
Amelia didn’t say anything right away. She just leaned over and kissed him; soft, sweet, clinging. It wasn’t meant to lead anywhere at first, just a thank you. But she didn’t pull away. And he didn’t let her go.
She ended up in his lap, her legs curled against his chest, her robe brushing his knees. His hands slid instinctively around her back, fingers splaying wide against the thin fabric, grounding her. Grounding himself.
They stayed like that for a long time. The balcony lights dimmed behind them. The city hummed faintly in the distance, the last remnants of dinner cooling on the table, the silence between them easy.
Then, gently, she climbed off of him and stood. Her bare feet whispered against the tile as she stepped forward, and she stopped just in front of where he sat, between his knees. Her eyes searched his face for a beat, then she reached for the hem of his t-shirt.
“Come inside with me?”
Lando’s breath caught slightly. He looked up at her, her expression steady, soft, open, and nodded. “Yeah. Okay.”
Inside, the hotel room was cast in warm light, golden from a low bedside lamp. The curtains were drawn against the city, muffling the world outside. The bed was turned down, sheets crisp, pillows fluffed. A quiet kind of invitation.
She tugged him by the hand toward the bed, and he followed without a word, heart thudding in his chest.
It wasn’t rushed. It wasn’t awkward.
There was a kind of reverence to the way they undressed, slow, curious. Amelia’s robe slipped from her shoulders, caught briefly on her elbows before pooling at her feet. Lando’s hands hovered just for a second before brushing up her arms, like he was making sure she wouldn’t vanish if he touched her too quickly.
Their kisses deepened, still hesitant but filled with intent, with the weight of everything they’d been building toward for over a year. Every laugh, every shared moment of delicate intimacy, every time they’d caught each other’s eyes across a garage or a hotel lobby, it all settled into the space between them.
Lando’s mouth trailed across her skin with an almost startled sort of wonder, like he was learning a language he’d been waiting to speak. Her fingers threaded through his curls, tugging gently when his lips brushed the hollow of her throat. They moved together with quiet urgency, limbs tangled, breath catching against skin.
At one point, Lando paused, hovering just above her, his eyes sweeping across her face, flushed, focused, real.
“You’re so... fuck,” he whispered, barely audible.
Amelia blinked, lips curling faintly. “Not sure that’s a compliment.”
He kissed the curve of her shoulder, then her collarbone. “It is,” he murmured. “It really is.”
And when they finally settled under the covers, tangled together with her head tucked beneath his chin, Lando let out a shaky breath he hadn’t realised he’d been holding.
She didn’t say much, but her fingers curled into his shirt like she wasn’t planning on letting go anytime soon, and that was enough.
—
The sunlight was already creeping through the sliver of the curtains when Lando stirred, warmth pooling low in his stomach before he was even fully awake. For a moment, he didn’t move, just blinked up at the ceiling, trying to remember if he’d dreamt the night before, or if it had really happened.
Then she shifted against him.
Amelia was tucked beneath his arm, hair a little wild against his chest, one bare leg tangled over his. Her cheek was pressed just below his collarbone, lips slightly parted, her breath steady and warm against his skin.
Definitely not a dream.
He smiled, slow, stupid, unbelievably content.
She felt it too, maybe, his laugh or the way his fingers brushed along her back, because she mumbled something that sounded vaguely like a complaint and burrowed closer, clearly not ready to be awake yet.
Lando tilted his head, pressing a kiss to the top of her head. “Morning, baby.”
She made a noise that was more sigh than word. “Mm. No.”
“No what?”
“No talking,” she murmured, her voice thick with sleep. “Too early.”
He laughed quietly, the sound muffled by her hair. “It’s almost seven.”
“Too early for you to be this cheerful.” She grumbled.
Lando shifted just enough to look down at her, brushing a lock of hair away from her face. “I’m not cheerful.”
“You’re smiling.”
He smiled wider. “Can you blame me?”
She cracked an eye open, blinking up at him. Her face was still soft from sleep, a little puffy and makeup-free, but to him, she looked... ridiculously beautiful.
“What?” she asked, because he was staring.
“Nothing,” he said, brushing his thumb along her jaw. “I just really like waking up next to you.”
Her expression shifted slightly. And then, a second later, she exhaled and said quietly, “I like it, too.”
Lando kissed her, just a little one, lazy and warm.
They lay tangled in the sheets, the morning light spilling gently across the room. For a while, neither of them moved, perfectly content to exist in the quiet, wrapped up in warmth and each other.
Eventually, Amelia stirred, shifting just enough to reach over to the nightstand. She blinked blearily at her phone and then sighed and glanced across the room.
“Shit,” she muttered. “I forgot to charge my iPad.”
Lando, still half-asleep, pressed a slow kiss to her bare shoulder. “I plugged it in when I got up in the middle of the night to go for a piss.”
She turned to look at him, her expression soft, a little surprised. Her voice came quiet. “You did?”
He nodded, eyes still heavy with sleep. “Didn’t want you waking up to it dead.”
A pause. Then she gave him the smallest pout, sleepy and affectionate and so purely her. “I love you.”
He broke into a grin, one of those quiet, full-body smiles that lived in his eyes. “Yeah,” he murmured, brushing her hair back. “I love you too.”
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The McLaren motorhome was buzzing with early morning energy, the consistent hum of coffee machines working overtime. Amelia slipped through the front doors with her badge swinging around her neck, hair still damp from a rushed shower, and Lando trailing behind her, half-yawning into a croissant.
Zak spotted them first, already seated at one of the corner tables with Daniel, who was halfway through a heaping plate of scrambled eggs and talking animatedly about something.
“There’s my girl,” Zak called, waving them over.
Amelia dropped into the seat beside her dad with a tired sigh. “Morning, dad.” She kissed his cheek.
“You sound tired,” he frowned at her, sipping his coffee.
Lando slid into the chair beside her, nudging her with his knee under the table. She handed him a napkin in response, gesturing for him to wipe the crumbs away from his face, and he smiled.
Daniel looked between them, eyebrows raised. “You must be Amelia. I’m Daniel. Can’t actually believe we’ve not met properly before now.”
“I know.” Amelia agreed, already reaching across the table for a muffin.
Daniel leaned in a little, grinning. “Lando talks about you all the damn time. In debriefs, pre-race meetings, on his radio—”
“Please stop talking,” Lando glared at his new teammate, clearly embarrassed.
“She’s worth talking about,” Zak laughed, patting Amelia on the shoulder with a fond smile.
Daniel smirked at Lando, thoroughly enjoying his discomfort. Lando just narrowed his eyes at him, his cheeks flushing slightly.
Amelia took another bite of her muffin, savouring her food. But before she could finish, her phone buzzed violently against the table. It was from Max.
iMessage — 7:33am
Max Verstappen Are you here, sister? I want to talk about my steering set-up
Amelia On my way to you now.
She shoved the rest of her muffin into her mouth and stood up in one swift motion. “Okay. I gotta go.”
Lando looked up, surprised. “Already?”
Amelia kissed him quickly on the cheek, her lips lingering for just a second longer than expected. She gave her dad a quick shoulder squeeze before smiling at Daniel, her usual bluntness softened by a bit of shyness she wasn’t used to showing in front of him. “Max wants my advice.”
Zak called after her with a grin. “Tell Jos I want my daughter back for lunch.”
“No promises,” she replied with a glance over her shoulder, already speed-walking toward the exit. Her hair bounced with each step, and her phone was pressed to her ear before she even made it out of the motorhome.
Daniel leaned toward Lando as she disappeared down the hallway. “You’re screwed, brother.”
Lando shot him a look, kicking him under the table. “Shut up.”
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WhatsApp Groupchat — 2021 F1 Grid
Yuki T. I have Amelia’s iPad in AlphaTauri garage
Lewis H. Yeah, this has to be a new record.
Lando N. Lol she’s just been rly busy. Probably hasn’t noticed she hasn’t got it yet
Max V. She just noticed and started freaking out. @Yuki I’m on my way to get it.
Lando N. She okay @Max?
Max V. Yes mate, no need to worry.
Mick S. @Max Can I pop by your garage and say hi to her? It’s been years!
Lando N. @Max Say no. Max, say no. Max, say no.
Max V. @Mick No, she is too busy for friends.
Lando N. LMAO, REKT @Mick.
Mick S. Bro????? I really don’t want to steal your girlfriend 😭
Fernando A. You do not believe my Amelia is good enough for you, Schumacher?
Max V. What the fuck Mick
Charles L. Uh oh 😬😬
Pierre G. Bro that was NOT the right thing to say 😭
Max V. @Mick She wouldn’t even look your way.
Lando N. Wild angle, mate @Mick
George R. We are witnessing a man dig his own grave live in chat
Daniel R. *shovels faster* Keep going, Mick. Say you think she’s boring next.
Sebastian V. This feels like bullying.
Yuki T. I think it is
Carlos S. @Mick Just lie down. Accept it. The storm will pass.
Mick S. I DIDN’T MEAN IT LIKE THAT 😭😭😭 I literally just meant she’s your girlfriend and I respect that! @Lando
Lando N. Sure you did.
Fernando A. In my country we have a saying — "Schumacher has placed his own foot in his own mouth."
Lewis H. Pick your words better next time yeah? @Mick
Lance S. This is why rookies don’t get access to Amelia.
Esteban O. Wait does that mean I have access to Amelia?
Max V. No.
Fernando A. Absolutely not.
Lando N. You do not.
Valtteri B. I do not speak much in this chat but I just want to say: Mick, this is very funny.
Antonio G. +1
Nicholas L. same 😭
Sebastian V. Let it be a lesson to all of us. Never try to be polite in here. It will be weaponised.
Charles L. I miss when this chat was about tyre pressures and strategy.
George R. That’s adorable. It’s never been that.
NEXT CHAPTER
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Feels Like Sabotage | Charles Leclerc x Red Bull! Reader
Summary: The Grid have decided that this is the season to see who can injure Yn the most. (Not intentionally, they all feel terrible about it). Fed up of seeing his girlfriend injured, Charles decides to enact revenge.
Pairing: Platonic! Grid x reader. Charles Leclerc x Reader (slight)
Warnings: swearing, slight injury
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#1 Lando Norris
Cheers thundered throughout the track, vibrating through the floor and buzzing into the bodies of the podium winners. Max Verstappen stood in the middle, arms raised high as he bared his Grand Prix trophy to the roaring crowd. Another successful race, another win under his belt. The Dutch anthem was still ringing in his ears, and his smile widened as he turned to his left, finding his teammate beaming with her P3 trophy in hand. A double podium for Red Bull and another step closer to the Constructors Championship.
Jumping down from the P2 podium, Lando raced over to his friends, eager to share in their victories. He threw his arms around Max and Yn, dragging them both into a hug and shouting congratulations into their ears. Disentangling herself from the papaya racer, Yn turned to face the crowd, eyes scanning for a dark-haired Ferrari racer. Dimples deepening as he made eye contact with her, Charles blew his girlfriend a celebratory kiss. Unimpressed that Yn was distracted and not listening to his overjoyed shouts, Lando waved his arms about in front of her, hoping to garner her attention. Miscalculating his movements, his face morphed from delight to terror. Around them, cameras caught the moment that Yn’s face morphed from heart eyes to pain as the trophy came into contact with her skull.
“Oh, fuck! Yn, I am so sorry! Oh, no. That was so hard.”
Recoiling from the McLaren driver, her free hand came up to nurse the red mark forming on her forehead. Lando chased after her, apologies spilling from his mouth. Yn beat him back with her elbow.
“Did you just hit me with your trophy?” Yn asked in shock. “I didn’t even beat you.”
“I didn’t mean to. I was waving it about and…”
“And they say F1 drivers are coordinated,” chuckled Max, walking over to his teammate to inspect the damage done to her skull. He winced jokingly, fingers prodding the dark bruise forming. “Oh, dear, you have a bump.”
“Your protective P instincts are kicking in.” She teased, jerking back as pain lanced down the side of her face. “You going to put a Disney princess sticker on it next?”
Max laughed, the melodic sound breaking through the ringing in her ears. “No, no. I will save those for Lando after Charles runs him off the track.”
The three winners glanced down at the aforementioned Ferrari driver, although Lando quickly looked away. Fury blazed in his blue eyes at the dark mark on her forehead.
Sighing deeply, Yn placed the bag of ice (long since melted into water) on the table in her driver’s room. Post-podium interviews were always draining but it seemed to drag more so today. Although that might have partly been due to the pounding headache and the dull ache behind her eyes. After the disaster on the podium, the journalists had focused less on their momentous success and more on the injury she had sustained at the hands of Lando Norris.
The internet had already turned their moment into a meme, laughing at the incident, but the journalists decided to take a different route, complaining that Lando had done it deliberately. Fielding those questions was always soul-destroying, especially when they liked to twist whatever you said. Three short knocks sounded at her door, and it clicked open before she could turn from the mirror.
“Mon amour.” Charles’ head poked between the gap before wincing slightly at the look on her face. “Does it hurt? I can’t believe Lando hit you.”
“He’s like an excitable toddler.”
Charles pulled her into his arms, glancing down at his bruised girlfriend. “You look like an œuf.”
“Saying it in French doesn’t make it any less insulting, Charles.”
“You are the most beautiful egg I have ever seen,” he grinned, pressing a kiss to the wound Lando had left.
#2 Daniel Ricciardo
Sweat ran down the back of Yn’s neck as she gripped the steering wheel harder, flying through turn six. She tapped the brake slightly as the back of a Ferrari came closer, slowing down.
“What is he doing?”
“Leclerc seems to be having an issue.”
“No shit. He fucking slowed right down.”
“Overtake when you can.”
“Tell me how to do my job, why don’t you?”
Pushing the car forward, she inched past the Ferrari as they approached the next turn. Her teeth clenched tightly together as he faded from view, running right alongside her. She felt sweat run down her cheek as her heart pounded in her chest and tried to focus on her breathing. She could do this. Just a little more.
“Fantastic job,” her engineer praised. “P5 now.”
Glancing in the mirror, she startled at the sight of Charles skidding off the track and onto the gravel, coming to a stop just before the barrier.
“Is he okay?”
“Gearbox malfunction. Leclerc is fine and out of the car. Car behind is Ricciardo, two seconds.”
“Okay.”
Relieved that Charles was fine, Yn returned her attention back to the track, doing her best to keep the McLaren behind her.
“Defend. He’s going to try and overtake.”
Turning the corner, Yn kept on the inside, yanking the wheel in order to achieve the tight turn. Despite pulling left, she felt the car veer off to the right, ignoring her command as she slammed her foot down on the brake. Her body snapped forward as the car came to a sudden stop, smacking into the foam barrier. The plastic coating with Pirelli splashed across it broke, landing atop her head.
“You okay?”
“What the fuck was that?!”
“Ricciardo made contact.”
“No shit. He fucking shunted me into the wall!”
“Obviously we’re going to have to retire the car.”
The cameras honed in on the Red Bull racer as she pulled herself out of the car. The crowd sighed in relief, pleased that she was alright but recoiled as she turned, violently kicking part of the plastic barrier. “Fuck!”
Storming over to the McLaren garage, Yn called out for the other driver forced to DNF. Behind them, the race was continuing, only another ten laps left to determine who would find their way onto the podium. And Yn wasn’t one of them.
“What the fuck was that! Do you know how to drive?”
“Me? You turned into me!”
“Don’t give me that shit! I was ahead of you, I was doing my turn first! You fucking clipped my wheel because you didn’t leave enough space and you want to blame me.”
Flashes of light went off around them, capturing the furious racer as she yelled at the sheepish Australian.
“I am sorry but coming in here to yell at me won’t put you back in the race.”
“No, it won’t because my car is fucked! Learn to fucking drive next time.”
“A pleasure talking to you as always, LN.”
“Suck my dick!” She yelled back, ignoring the numerous journalists smirking to themselves over their next juicy headline.
Debriefed and dismissed for the evening, Yn dragged her weary body out of the Red Bull motorhome. Despite having been cleared by medical, she was covered in bruises and looking forward to a night off.
“Fancy seeing you here.” Charles teased, taking his hand out of his pockets and holding it out for her. Lacing her fingers through his, Yn’s broke out in a smile when he pulled her closer.
“You didn’t have to wait for me.”
“What sort of boyfriend would I be if I didn’t drive you back to the hotel after your accident.”
“But, my car-”
“Will be dropped off later. I’ve already sorted it, mon ange.”
“You take such good care of me.”
Charles bent down, lips tracing her ear. “It does not end here. What do you say we take a bath when we get back?”
Yn laughed, leaning into him as his breath tickled her neck. Before she could answer, the pair of them were out of the paddock and assaulted by the media.
“Yn. Yn. How are things between you and Daniel after your argument today? Things looked to be quite heated.”
“Daniel and I will be fine. We haven’t spoken since our argument but it’s very hard to remain mad at someone like Daniel.”
“Charles, do you feel the same way? After all, it was your girlfriend he crashed into.”
“Obviously there was a bit of anger at seeing someone you care about crash. Um, but Yn is a driver much like anyone else. These things happen. If she forgives him then that is all that matters.”
The two drivers excuses themselves, walking past the rest of the media without stopping. Charles’ arm wrapped around her waist, holding her close. A muscle in his jaw ticked and he was relieved when they entered the safety of his car.
“You handled that very well.”
“Could you tell I was furious?”
“No. You were very diplomatic.”
“Just another name to add to my list of people to hit with my car.”
“Char, you can’t say things like that,” giggled Yn.
“Only to you.”
#3 Lewis Hamilton
Waving at the crowd, Yn made her way across the paddock, eager for the day ahead. Another Sunday, another race, another chance at the podium. Stopping every now and then to take pictures with fans, Yn chatted animatedly with her PR manager as they discussed her upcoming media obligations. Unlike her teammate, she was much more amiable towards media appearances but only enjoyed the ones that didn’t feel more like a conference.
“Beep beep,” a British voice called out behind her, alerting the two women clad in Red Bull polos that he was approaching. “Good morning, lovely ladies.”
He pulled up alongside them, foot slipping off the brake. Instead of coming to a stop, he felt the scooter roll over a bump in the end. Jumping off the two-wheeled contraption, he winced as his on-track rival hopped around clutching her left foot.
“I am so sorry. I didn’t realise your foot was right there.”
“Why can’t you walk like everyone else?” She grumbled, wincing at the throbbing sensation when she put her foot flat on the ground.
“Because it’s slower?” He offered weakly, looping her arm around his shoulders and helping her hop the remaining feet towards the Red Bull garage.
Interested in the laces of her shoes, Yn shuffled in her seat. The top half of her racing suit had been discarded, tied around her waist, but when she sat down the sleeves had created an uncomfortable mound. P4 had been a helpful finish for the battle for Constructors but she couldn't help the disappointment at her finish. Lando, noticing her movements, asked if she was still in pain. One of the journalists called her name, preventing her from answering.
“We noticed you limping earlier when you got out of the car. Was that in relation to the videos of Lewis helping you into the Red Bull garage earlier?”
Lewis shifted awkwardly in his seat, offering the young woman another apologetic smile.
“Uh, yes. Unfortunately, earlier today, Lewis ran over my foot with his scooter. I have some lovely bruising to show for it.”
“Do you blame Lewis? Do you think that was what stopped you from achieving P1? Perhaps it was deliberate.”
“Both Lewis and Toto made their way down to the Red Bull garage to apologise personally. It absolutely wasn’t sabotage. I just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Unfortunately, yes, my boot was tied looser than usual, and putting pressure on my foot was painful in terms of braking. However, the onus is on me in terms of my performance. I don’t feel like I gave it my best today, and Max is very fast,” she finished with a laugh, earning scattered laughter from the room.
A buzz sounded in her pocket and she discreetly slipped her phone from it, checking the notification. The little race car next to the name had her smiling.
Charles: You. Me. Celebration later? I’ll find the greasiest food
Yn: I miss you. This conference sucks
Charles: No, you miss being in the podium conference. Don’t lie to me x
Yn: That too
#4 Max Verstappen
“And that, ladies and gentlemen, is another perfect 1-2 for Red Bull! I imagine it’s smiles all around in their garage.”
The Dutch anthem was still ringing in her ears when the 2nd place trophy was placed in her hands. Grin plastered across her face, Yn raised her trophy high in the air, relishing in the roar of her team, watching down below. Once Charles’ trophy had been securely handed over, and the presenters had scurried off the stage to safety, Max lunged forward for the large champagne bottle. Shaking it profusely, he popped the cork and aimed at his teammate.
Not even having time to reach for her own bottle, Yn was waterboarded by the bubbly liquid. Spluttering violently, she clapped her hands over her face, trying to ward off the onslaught of champagne. It was up her nose, down her throat and, most painfully, burning her right eye.
“Max, you bastard,” she hissed, stumbling towards the edge of the stage where her engineer was waiting with a damp towel. Pressing it tight against her eye, she grumbled to herself about the dangers of champagne.
“Oh, bebe, not another injury.” Charles murmured, glancing at her bloodshot eye. Champagne rolled off the tip of his hat, flicking the tip of her nose.
Max bounded over next, laughing in elation at his win. He apologised at the sight of her eye but it felt a tad insincere when he followed it with, “They should call you the driver’s champion of non-race related injuries.”
“More like the champion of idiotic work colleagues.”
“Don’t be like that. You love me really.” Max pulled her in for a headlock, wet arms wrapping around her head. Yn stomped on his foot when another drop of champagne rolled into her stinging eye.
Fiddling with the cord of her microphone, Yn’s high from achieving P2 faded with each passing moment. Winning a podium was euphoric until she remembered it entailed a ninety minutes press-conference afterwards. Ignoring how badly she wanted food, Yn leaned over, whispering to Max, who looked as equally bored as she.
Charles’ hand slipped from her thigh as she moved, and he shook his head with a smile when he caught her gossiping. Her teammate grinned at whatever she said before the pair of them heard her name being called. Snapping to attention, Yn pulled away from Max and sat upright in her chair.
“Apologies but would you mind repeating the question?” Yn asked sheepishly.
“Following your recent accidents at the hands of your fellow racers, there’s rumours flying around that the male members of the Grid are opposed to your presence on the track. Care to comment?”
Yn leant forward towards her mic. “I must admit I’m starting to believe these rumours,” she let out a small laugh, informing everyone she was joking. “No, no. In all seriousness, I do seem to be getting attacked an awful lot by my fellow racers this season - uh, most recently was being blinded by Max after the podium - but I don’t believe there is any animosity behind it. They’ve all been very apologetic. I’m just unfortunate.”
“Mon amour maladroite,” whispered Charles but the microphone picked it up regardless.
Fake frowning at him, she reiterated for the crowd. “There’s a lot of love between me and the rest of the drivers so these are all just inCHIdents.”
Charles looked at her in shock, offended by her mockery. “Hey!” He whined. “I’m the only person not trying to sabotage you.”
Yn pressed an apologetic kiss to his cheek and the cameras lapped up the rare glimpse of affection between the two during a race weekend.
Charles' Revenge
A race in Monaco meant that the majority of drivers were able to spend the week beforehand at home. Padding across the living room barefoot, Yn made her way towards the kitchen. Wrapping her arms around Charles’ waist, she pressed a kiss between his shoulder blades. He turned in her arms, beaming down at her in his oversized hoodie. After her racing suit, this look was his favourite.
“Thank you for helping me with this, handsome.”
“Help you? It was my idea, mon coeur. Especially because you would not let me run them off the track.”
“Because that is…” she prompted.
“Dangerous,” he finished with a pout.
The doorbell alerted them to the arrival of their first dinner guest, and she smirked to herself before flitting over to the door. Max stood there nervously, a bouquet of flowers in hand. She stepped aside to let him in, and thanked him when he handed the large flower bunch to her.
“To apologise for blinding you, and to thank you for dinner.”
“That’s very sweet of you, Max,” she inhaled the sweet fragrance of the flowers, almost feeling bad for deceiving him. He probably deserved this the least but her boyfriend needed a way to release his anger. “I’m going to put them in some water. Charles is in the main room with some sport thingy on the television. Gin and tonic?”
“Just one.” He nodded, placing his discarded shoes on the rack before sloping off in search of the brunette driver.
Hands clasped, Charles and Yn placed dishes of pasta in front of Lando, Daniel, Lewis and Max, smiling when they thanked them. Yn was well-known for her cooking throughout the paddock, often cooking sweet treats in the week and bringing them in for the Grid to share. Having a birthday on a racing weekend was a much coveted holiday because it meant a homemade cake from the Red Bull racer.
Watching as each of them took a big mouthful, she watched them all grimace in disgust when they swallowed. Taking a sip of wine before speaking, she informed them of the true reason behind their meal. “I lied to you. I didn’t cook dinner for you this evening.”
The four of them turned to face the devious Ferrari driver looking innocently at them, horror plastered across their faces. “Charles did.”
Friday - Practice
“Four F1 drivers are reportedly suffering from food poisoning. Perhaps a racing dinner gone wrong? They’re still set to race on Sunday, just two days from now, but images of them have emerged from today’s free practice, and the four look particularly under the weather.”
Seated opposite her Team Principal, Yn fiddled with her fingers as Christian berated her. Shame crept up the back of her neck and for the fifth time that day, she wished Charles was with her. Hands perched on his hips, Christian stared down at her, waiting for an explanation.
“I didn’t think they’d be ill for this long?” She defended weakly. “I just thought they’d suffer through a gross meal and that would be the end of it. I bought pizza afterwards!”
“You let them eat Charles’ food! What did you think would happen? The boy can’t cook.”
“Oops…?”
Christian sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose. “You could’ve at least left Max out of it.”
“He blinded me!”
“And I’d do it again!” Max groaned, clutching his stomach. Sweat beaded his forehead despite the cool compress resting atop it.
“The alternative was Charles pushing you off the track,” she shot back.
“He’d have to catch me first,” argued Max.
The two drivers broke out into good-natured bickering, voices raising as they got more heated. Sighing yet again, the Red Bull principal sank into his chair and muttered to himself, “I’m working with children.”
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dream job || ls18
summary: you are starting the 2025 season in your dream role, as a f1 journalist and end up meeting a certain aston martin driver who sweeps you off your feet
pairing: lance stroll x journalist!nonfamous!reader
fc & warnings: none & some hate comments
requested: yes! thank you for your patience anon!!
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p.s thanks to friend3 for letting me borrow my outfit and yourbff for the hair and makeup
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yourbff: thats my best friend!!!! here before you become the most popular journalist in the game
ynuser: an og fan! thank you sm bestie
friend3: outfit looks so good omg 😭
ynuser: thank you 😭😭 i appreciate you so much
friend3: couldn’t let my bestie go out there and not serve tf
friend1: soooo coool!!!!!! [liked by ynuser]
skysportsf1: can't wait to see you there!
ynuser: looking forward to it admin 🫶🏻
friend2: i will be watching the red carpet to try and get a glimpse of you bb
ynuser: if you see me please take a picture 😫
yoursibling: don't blow up and pretend you don't know us no more pls
ynuser: how could i ever?!
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yourbff: im trying so hard not to fangirl but is that OLLIE AND ESTIE?! AND LANCE
ynuser: yes!! it is!!!!!! not fangirling was incredibly hard. you'll also NEVER guess what happened
yourbff: screaming already - what happened?!
ynuser: after we stopped recording lance told me that he really liked the questions i asked and that he hopes to see me with the media at the races
yourbff: SHUT UP! GIRL
ynuser: and then ofc i forgot how to be normal and told him that he hasnt seen the last of me and then he said and i quote 'i hope thats true.' and then left
yourbff: if i didnt know any better id say he was flirting?
ynuser: literally no way he was just being nice
yourbff: its ok bestie ill be delulu enough for the both of us
friend3: ollie bearman the man that you areeeeeee
ynuser: he was so goofy silly im such a fan
user1: fire content this is going to do numbers on f1twt
friend1: OMGOGMOGMMfgajfgg
ynuser: same
friend2: I SAW YOUR INTERVIEW WITH LANCE!!!!!! AND LANDO??!!?@?@?@?@??@? A N D THE LEWIS HAMILTON????
ynuser: ahhhh you saw them?!?!
friend2: yes!!! you're all over socials for making lance and lando giggle
ynuser: that would explain all the new followers hahaha but seriously all of the drivers were so kind im so excited for the rest of the season. bahrain can't come soon enough
yourcoworker: never gonna get used to this
ynuser: me neither. definitely going to take time to sink in
user3: loved your interview questions! truly such unique ones and you can tell the drivers really appreciated it!
user33: how the heck did u get this job
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estebanocon: why do you need this information mon ami?
lance_stroll: science! research!
estebanocon: mate
chloestroll: ..... care to share w the class what this means?
lance_stroll: nope :)
chloestroll: you know that’s not gonna fly
lance_stroll: 😔
chloestroll: TELL ME!!!!!!
lance_stroll: fine!!!!!
lance_stroll: skysports got a new interviewer and she asked really good questions and was really pretty and we chatted a little and i can’t stop thinking about her ok. let a man live
chloestroll: 👀 trying to be nonchalant about this
lance_stroll: see this is why i didn’t want to tell you
pierregasly: kika says it was y/n y/l/n! that is if you mean the girl that asked the funny but really good questions
lance_stroll: yes thats her! thanks pierre or should is say thanks kika xxoo
pierregasly: she says you’re welcome but that you’re gonna have to spill the beans abt what is going on here next time we hang out
lance_stroll: deal
flavybarla: 🤨
lance_stroll: 🤭
fernandoalo_oficial: ask the social media team they'll know
lance_stroll: i'm scared to bc you know they'd make me do like 2 tikoks in return for the info
fernandoalo_oficial: fair


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yourbff: obsessed with the duality of the groutfit from target and the insanely fancy drinks you're drinking in this last slide
ynuser: i felt a bit out of place in the restaurant in my little tj maxx dress but he was so insanely sweet it didn’t matter
yourbff: i’m sure you looked stunning bestie. PLEASE spill the beans about your DATE
ynuser: if you had told me it was a dream i would have believed you! like we’ve been texting for a couple weeks but idk i was worried about how it would be in person but talking to him was so easy it felt like we had know each other for forever
yourbff: 🥹🥹🥹 obsessed. are you going to see him again?
ynuser: he did ask me if we could go out again 😭
yourbff: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I STAN THIS SO HARD
user33: man didnt know being a journalist meant you could afford 5 star restaurants... must be nice
lance_stroll: thanks for taking a chance on me and coming out tonight
ynuser: thank you for inviting me out! i had a really lovely time getting to know you better
lance_stroll: likewise! i’d really like to keep getting to know you 😅
ynuser: it’s a good thing i feel the same way
friend3: was this the dinner and drinks with you know WHO?!
ynuser: yes and it was incredible 😭
yourcoworker: longest day of my entire life. running from the airport directly to the track is not for the weak
ynuser: no for real. our sleep schedules are going to be crazy but it’s going to be so worth it
user1: looking forward to seeing your interviews!
friend2: what is your life these days... a jet setting super star u have become
ynuser: pleaseeeee i am still just little old me
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user28: you’re really spoiling whoever this is
user18: SOFT LWUXNHEVFOW NG IRNG
user18: sorry let me calm down
chloestroll: looooook it’s my favorite girly
lance_stroll: already trying to steal her from me huh
chloestroll: yes! she’s the sweetest little thing ever 🥹🤍
user19: the miami gp better be good to you this weekend i swear
ynuser: i love loving you
lance_stroll: these past few months have been the best of my life
ynuser: same 😭🤍
user33: did you…… get this girl a birkin?????? gotta be a gold digger im
estebanocon: i’m really happy for you mate
lance_stroll: i appreciate you so much mate. thanks to you and flavy for making her feel so welcome last weekend 🤍
estebanocon: you both are always welcome to visit us when we have time off ❤️
yourbff: who is that cutie
lance_stroll: my girlfriend 😉
yourbff: she was mine first 😔
user21: how will i ever survive knowing you’re off the market
user29: i’m taking bets that this is that journalist from skysports
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ynuser: imola - you were a dream. make sure to catch my interviews from the weekend over on skysportsf1!
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user1: you’ve really bewitched me this season i think you’re my new favorite media person [liked by ynuser]
lance_stroll: 😍 [liked by ynuser]
ynuser: ❤️🔥
user18: i’d know that lance stroll hair in slide 3 anywhere
yourbff: LOVEEEEE this pretty girl
ynuser: bestieeeeeeee thank you 😘
user33: the glow up you’ve had is interesting….. wonder where all these nice things have come from….. seems like a certain billionaire..
flavy.barla: obsessed actually
ynuser: and i’m obsessed with you 🥹
skysportsf1: catch y/n recaping the weekend over on our page! [liked by ynuser]
user12: need outfit details stat
friend3: there are so many people here not sure how to act normal
ynuser: just be you bbgirl
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f1gossip: flavy, alex and y/n have all arrived at the monaco grand prix! y/n y/l/n, sky sports correspondent, is rumored to be the girlfriend of lance stroll and has been spending a lot more time in the paddock and with flavy and alex when she’s not reporting.
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user1: god they’re so beautiful
user2: the ultimate trio
user3: i wish i could be part of their friend group
user33: i s2g this girl is just using lance for his $$$
user1: get a life and leave her be
user99: i have noticed that he’s very clearly giving her stuff. like if you look at her posts before they were together she was not dressing like the rest of the wags and now suddenly she is?
user28: this is the happiest i’ve seen lance in like literal years stfu and stop being mean to her
user33: she just wants the influence.. have you seen how much more traction her interviews get now?
user19: being mean isn’t gonna make lance like you user33 like be so for real rn
user18: omg y/n made the wag page this is huge
user20: pleasseeee someone tell me where alex’s dress is from
user11: they’re all literally glowing wow
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lance_stroll: with love from summer break ft my favorite person in the whole world 🤍
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fernandoalo_oficial: looks incredible! hope you two had the best time 💚
lance_stroll: we did! looking forward to seeing you soon mi amigo
user18: looks like the vacation of a life time
ynuser: i love you my handsome man
lance_stroll: i love you gorgeous girl
yourbff: cutie patooties i love you both so much
lance_stroll: we love you so much
ynuser: 🤍🤍
chloestroll: thanks for letting me crash your vacay for a few days
ynuser: seeing you was one of my favorite parts 🤍
lance_stroll: it’s always wonderful spending time with you and scottyjames31
user11: honestly this is my royal family. you two are goals idc what anyone else has to say
user23: i can’t wait to see you back on track
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a/n: thanks for reading!!! likes and reblogs appreciated🤍
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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