#me with eddie kaspbrak

[reddje]

[striderepiphany]

Breaking news: Richie Tozier killed in LA by his terrible, terrible husband

[strangesickness]

okay i love tiny eddie thinking richie is an idiot loser because thats wonderful but i can't stop thinking about the flashback in the clubhouse where richie is like "we aren't afraid of spiders lol" and eddie immediately takes off his shower cap...

like tiny eddie thinking richie is like. so fucking cool. he obviously still thinks he's an idiot because he's definitely seen richie do the coke mentos thing and put his face directly above the opening on the bottle to see whats happening and immediately get sprayed in the face.

but also like,,, richie is funny and smart and he's the best at street fighter out of everyone eddie knows. also he's tall, which eddie is both angered and impressed by. he wants richie to think he's cool too which like. he literally doesn't need to do anything but be himself for richie to think that. richie thinks he's awesome.

(richie never gets over eddie standing up to sonia, and every time eddie says something witty or loud and angry back to him he's nearly stunned into silence. half the time he just has to reply "kaspbrak gets off a good one!" or "OH BURN!" because he's so busy thinking about how cool eddie is)

as much as eddie yells and bitches about health and safety eddie is very much willing to do stupid shit to compete with/beat/impress richie. climbing unstable looking trees? swimming in the barrens? matching richie drink for drink when they're older? eddie is so easily goaded into competition i know it.

i got off track. anyways. eddie definitely thinks richie is awesome (also stupid. but cool). he also spends like ages seven to twelve under the impression that richie is just. universally considered to be the prettiest guy in derry. and is annoyed to learn this isn't the case.

[theartsharki]

Who is supplying the birthday kisses for the birthday boy?

[daniwry]

been thinking about the clown movie gays lately

[heartsgettingwiser62]

When you pull bitches by having internalized homophobia and being neurodivergent:

(bitches=another neurodivergent kid with internalized homophobia that happens to be your best friend)

[logan-the-artist]

girl help i am back in my IT brainrot

[gloomy-prince]

I know I’m way behind on the Scott Pilgrim show but was dressing that catty gay bitch when he’s 40 exactly like that other catty gay bitch when he’s 40 just a coincidence or what

[dizzybevvie]

no bc when Richie realises (but is in denial) that eddies dead and he slumps over into a hug and just sobs into him, and hes being dragged away from the body and screaming, its not even totally about Eddie. obviously he cares a fucking LOT about Eddie, he was in love with him etc etc, but ppl forget he also hasnt been able to process Stan's death either. he lost his best friend and the man he loved in less than a week.

[ami-fly]

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[buck-yyyy]

[whatthefuckisasweep]

eddie and stan left first bc they had to take the BIGGEST nap ever. they were tuckered out from being a little too fucking brave for their own good.

[w0lfwren]

another losers club edit because i still don’t know what clown you’re talking about

(first one)

[jinglejails]

You can show your love in many ways.

‪‪❤︎‬ Happy Valentine's Day! ‪‪❤︎‬

Eek- it's my first time postin' a "messy" drawin'. (. . ;;;o) I prefer drawin' like this/more traditional; I never show these types of drawings, but I'm tryin' my best to build up the courage to. It's not much, but I hope you like it! .˓ (^  ^;;;o)

Most importantly, I hope you have a super lovely day! : >)

[strangesickness]

deeply special to me if eddie completely changes the way he talks when he's talking to maggie and went but doesn't change how he talks to other people while around them.

so him and richie are talking and richie's making fun of him for being short and he's like "it's not my fault you look like a fucking cross between gumby and a goddamn muppet." and maggie comes in and offers them cookies or something and he turns to her and he's like "thanks mrs. tozier! :)"

tozier family dinner and maggie's like "that eddie boy is so polite!" and richie's just like???? "you watched him tell me i was going to die alone because the only thing i have going for me is my comedy and the funniest thing about me is my face???" and maggie's like... okay?

[mars-moonysversion]

Eddie ‘fight or flight I'd rather die than have to cry in front of you’ Kaspbrak and Richie ‘fight or flight I'd rather lie than tell you I'm in love with you’ Tozier