#me: lemme tell u smth LET ME TELL U SMTH

[generalsmemories]

Very out of pocket, but have you noticed something about how Jingy holds his guandao? Specifically how he goes from his na to skill. IT FEELS (LOOKS) VERY… OFF? (Also in his ult one of his hands look like its sliding up/down, but that’s unrelated just noticed it I guess (fun fact: im second-doubting it right now)) I’ve sent pics to a friend and slowed my own screen recordings down but it just looks very uncomfortable to hold (and switch to the pther atk) the way he does-

THIS BOY DOES NOT GET ANY REST BUT HES THE STRONGEST I OWN AND I WANNA STARE AT HIM IN BATTLE AND THOSE VOICELINESBFISHFLJD I LOVE HIM SM HELP 😭

Just needed to get that out i guess

Good luck with living, stay hydrated and eat ofc!🙏

cue me also going into star rail on my computer after weeks to see it in HD-

but (after staring at the maginificent animation and forgetting my purpose there cause as i type this it's now going on auto-) i don't see anything particular weird about it? i tried to mimic it myself but both hand placements makes a lot of sense considering how he carries it in each HAHA

in his NA he's sort of resting it upright on the ground, with the blade pierced into it so he's not actually using any strength to hold it up.

The animation when he switches from NA to skill doesn't actually seem very uncomfortable either tbh? tried it briefly with a pen and he literally throws the guandao a bit up so before grabbing it, the way his fingers are wrapped around it does seem very comfortable too- if anything i wonder if that's the most comfortable way to do switch up. anything else would either be too much uncessary movements or just uncomfortable HAHA

this man just has enough strength to throw the guandao and switch it between his hands HAHA, cause he switches hands even there too.

NO WORRIES BESTIE JING YUAN DOESN'T LEAVE MY TEAM EITHER EVEN WHEN I HAVE IL DAN HENG- I'M STUCK IN SIMULATED UNIVERSE 6 FARMING COCOLIA WITH HIM SO U BET UR ASS HE AIN'T RESTING ANYTIME SOON FOR ME EITHER <3

i shall continue living to keep giving ya'll content bestie I WONT' LEAVE YA'LL HANGING AND DRY!!

[pomni3sdelusions]

hot take.

lets normalize being cringe. Like actual cringe not ":3" "Silly!!" Way, bit like in every fcking way. You like smth problematic? Smth embarassing? Smth cuestionable? Who cares!! Like c'mon dude, if its not harming anyone, WHO CARES. Im so tired of seeing people change their minds just to fit in and not be judged, lemme tell u smth, its YOUR life, pal!! Like wathever you want, we dont care what it is, what if nobody but u likes it? U gotta enjoy it big, better be cringe and weird than never enjoy your own life. "but i got no one to talk abt it" THERES SURE OTHER OPEN MINDED PPL! look at me! Im here! Lets talk abt all ur interest and when i say all its ALLL. AGGHRJJAUSWWWA

[midwestprincesss]

okay since u asked for some nasty shit here’s smth i can’t get off my mind. idk how to decsribe it but i imagine patrick or art would have no problem sharing a girlfriend with each other. like cuckolding but just for the fun of it. i’m going crazy thinking of the things patrick would be saying while watching his gf and art fucking in front of him

YESSS!!!!!!! patrick watching art fuck you and not shutting tf up😵‍💫

all three of you are on the bed, you and art actually fucking and patrick is just watching, stroking his cock. and he's telling art what to do- but it's just for his own pleasure, 'cause patrick is fucking selfish.

"fuck- that's it- wait, take your dick out" patrick instructed his friend, and he listened and pulled out of you. "dip your fingers in her and show me how wet she is. wanna see 'em glisten"

and art did as he was told- both boys somehow ignoring the fact that you were actually in the room with them. art and patrick were gushing about your arousal coating art's fingers and you just stood there, bucking your hips into nothing.

"please guys- stop doing that, just fuck me. fuck me, art, please" you pleaded, but art just shushed you.

"just wait a little bit, sweetheart-" patrick cooed as he lovingly squeezed your thigh, still not touching you where you needed. "lemme clean them up" patrick continued, this time speaking to art, as he took his fingers into his mouth, tasting your pussy indirectly. "fuck, she tastes so good art- you gotta try it"

and art now took his fingers out of patrick's mouth, putting them into his- but patrick slapped his hand away. "no, art. i meant eat her out."

and art obliged, of course he did. he loved you and he loved patrick too- but his feelings towards his best friend were so repressed- the only way he could show his love to him without feeling guilty was through you. doing whatever patrick tells him to do to you.

and so there he was, head between your thighs, tongue lapping at your folds.

"fuuuuuck" patrick groaned, circling his wet tip with his thumb. "rub her clit, art. we want our girl to feel really good, don't we?" he asked, and art hummed at that, sending vibrations through your pussy. your thighs squeezed around his head.

"nuh uh, open up-" patrick said as tapped your thigh, and you spread your legs again. "atta girl" he praised you, and with that you were cumming.

you soon started pushing art's mouth away from you, getting overstimulated- but patrick didn't give a shit about that. "art, slap your dick on her pussy. wanna hear those sweet little whimpers of hers" and so art did what he was told, rubbing his tip at your entrance and slapping his dick onto your pussy, all while you were a whimpering mess.

"soo cute, baby. you sound adorable. keep those coming, i'm almost there" patrick praised you again, stroking his dick faster and faster until he finally came, his cum landing on him, and both you and art.

"man, be so fucking serious, you could've at least waited for me" art groaned, pointing to his dick which was still really fucking hard.

"don't worry, you can fuck her throat. she loves that shit. i'll show you how" patrick said, tapping your cheek as you got up on your knees.

"thaaat's it. good girl. now open wide-" he continued, holding your hair up in a ponytail as art's dick was resting on your cheek. "stick out your tongue, let him rub his tip on it-" and patrick took art's dick in his other hand, rubbing it on your tongue.

you were like two cute little dolls for him. there for him to play with you however he pleases.

[ohbo-ohno]

POLY 141 ??? dude ive been thinkin abt them long nd hard at lemme tell u… i have thoughts.

like they’re established. they’re all dating each other and after a mission they’re at a bar and that’s when they see u.

not sure how itd work but they most def kidnap reader and shes (v much so) in distress and keeps trying to break out but they wnt let her leave :(

i imagine soapgaz to always follow reader around like puppies and when she does smth they dnt like they arnt harsh w their punishments like ghostprice. they most def always give reader puppy dog eyes that sometimes make her cave.

ghostprice are the ones set to disciple you not only bc of their designation in the military but bc they dnt mind if u see them as thr bad guy at first.

poly141 make me insane and feral.

-🌙

well gee golly gosh if reader is overwhelmed with just simon and ghost she'd go CRAZY with all four

i NEED soap x gaz x reader. they would be ?!?!?!?!? i want frat boys fucking the new freshman looking to lose her virginity. seven minutes in heaven with gaz and soap sneaks in to have fun too. soap ties you up and blindfolds you and gaz sneaks in to take his turn with you. just two homies obsessed with blowing your mind

n e ways poly!141 kidnapping you below the cut:

gaz is less feral than soap but no less needy. they're constantly competing for your affection. soap lays his head on your stomach, gaz lays his head on your chest. soap gives you a footrub, gaz gives you a backrub. soap hand feeds you, gaz lifts your drink to your lips. always arguing about what you look cutest in. gaz prefers you in his clothes but soap prefers you naked. gaz puts his hat on you and soap gets unbelievably offended. the only thing they can agree on when it comes to you is how hard you need to be fucked

i am a firm believer in price being the only person in the world ghost is submissive to. not completely submissive, mind you, but he deters to him. price smoking a cigar in his recliner while ghost fucks you over the arm of the couch, telling him when to speed up and slow down, long puffs of smoke before he tells simon to make you come. soap and gaz on their knees at his feet like good dogs.

also price loooooves plopping his hat on your head. it's too big for you, drops down to cover your eyes and leaves you blind. fucks you in it and you keep scrambling to shove it up so you can try and see what's going on :(

price wouldn't use his belt on you. would just tug you over his lap and smacks your ass with his hand until you're nearly screaming

(price puts his cigars out on simon's tongue when he needs to be reminded of his place, when he gets a little too pushy with you or him)

[bigbadvoxbox]

I love the idea of vox x Fem reader aftercare, I picture hes the type to just smoke smth and not care but I'd like to see your take on it! also can we get some vox x Fem reader imagines (I wanna know what hes like in bed ykiwmm 🥰🥰🤭) if u cant then its fine! have an amazing day/nightt

i like the way u think, also imagines/headcanons are shorter and less detailed so i can bang those out rn lets fucking go!

- Aftercare: Vox would probably look up different aftercare methods online. He'd be pretty awkward about the whole thing but kinda just make sure you feel okay afterwards and tell you that you did good, and like make sure if anything's hurting that he helps soothe it, then would probably offer to take you out for coffee or something afterwards. He likes being perceived positively and likes attention so obvs would try to leave a good impression.

- In bed? Oof. Lemme tell you, LOOOTS of jealous/frustrated sex. The man is constantly just so irritated about everything (even more so once Alastor is back in town) and is very often in need of stress relief, so you become his favourite stress toy <3

- the constant one-upping of Alastor even shows in bed, like he's just frustrated rambling while he's fucking you to pieces "That pretentious fucker thinks he's so much better than me? But he doesn't have a pretty girl on his cock, does he? No, he fucking doesn't."

- Valentino (trash man) tries to hit on you (because he just goes after anything with a hole, fuck you valentino i hate you) and Vox is NOT having it. He usually keeps bedroom activities in private but he will make an exception this time. Won't go the full length but will definitely make a point. He plays it off with a smirk but inside he is RAGING. "I think she's pretty satisfied with me, already, Val." before he gets a little bit of a "don't fuck with me" look in his eyes "Don't be fucking greedy, Valentino." (cus Val already has lots of employees he can fuck so he should back tf up)

- He sometimes starts to overheat and/or glitch out when he gets overwhelmed (in a good way) during sex and his movements start to get erratic and wild

- He's pretty spontaneous when it comes to sex, especially when it's fuelled by stress and frustration cause he'll just find you, take you to the nearest bathroom or wherever you can have privacy and just have some very needed stress relief sex (both a blessing and a curse cus god the sex is good when he's pissed off, but it's so frequent your legs feel like hell)

- both degradation and praise are strong suits for him. like- you're a whore, but you're HIS pretty whore. you're suuuch a good fucking girl for him, and he makes sure you know that, but will also tease you for how much of a mess you become on his dick. big ego thing for him when you're very clearly enjoying it so he likes when you praise him too (not in a submissive "good boy" way but like when you tell him he's the best and stuff like that)

"If I hear that fossil's stupid fucking radio voice one more time I swear I'll-" Vox lets out a groan of frustration through gritted teeth as his hips pick up speed, his grip on your hips only ever tightening as he fucks you so hard your head starts to spin. Your legs are thrown over his shoulders, almost folding you in half on top of his desk, while he fucks into you like he'd die if he faltered for even a single second. He likes this position the most, likes seeing your face, likes seeing how you fucking fall apart for him, for his cock.

"Atta girl. You're gonna take everything I give you, yeah? That's a good girl. Thaaat's a good. Fucking. Slut."

[divinelolita]

lemme raise a toast

to the boy i love most

in the wholeeeee worlddd

JULIAN🥰🥰🥰

ahem

lemme get theeeee mackey special🤨🤨 a big mac with six nuggets and a milkshake😋(kaulitz twins seperate or together choose wtv u want bae) yeaaahahah with a country bf bro WAITNWAITBWAIT

yk how much i love giving details

but lemme tell u that bill and tom loveeee they're bf like frfr but i'll tell you they love(especially tom) his ASS BRO he got that country boy ass shi checked out. sure they love seein him do horseback riding but god damn the way they see bro's ass- i think they fell in love again maybe watching how he'll grab his belt loops and pull his pants up slightly😘

and probably during the hot ass fckn day he had to wear shorts or smth and that got bros riled UP. like imagine tom jus starin n shi and bill trying not to stare🙏🏾😔

stop cuz bill would probably love the way he talks and slangs his words tooooo(most likely while he rides bill AND THEY PROLLY LOVE REVERSE COWGIRL pun intended but that's besides the point😇)

obviously as always these r jus ideas do wtf u want🥱

KAULITZ TWINS X COUNTRY READER

contains nsfw themes so if you don't like that don't read

BILL:

・OHMYGODDDDBKJAJSJS

・Bro is down bad 😰

・He's inlove with your voice, he might even pick up your accent.

・Watching you sweat in your shirt from the heat, to the point where you have to pull it off?

・he is FULLY staring...like he can't take his eyes off you.

・No matter how hard he tries to distract himself his eyes always wander back to you

・Gently rubbing his hands up and down, occasionally rubbing your thighs

"You look....really good."

・He mumbles, fingers tracing the hem of your pants.

・He likes having you on top so he doesn't got to move too much

・Listening to your strings of moans, shi turns him tf on 😔

TOM:

・He's an ass guy🙏🏼🥰

・Watching you run in those pants? His eyes are glued to your ass going up and down 🤭

・Letting out half-assed apologies when he gets called out by you, grinning sheepishly yet continuing to stare

・He actually likes your accent, but can't help but make a joke every so often.

"...then she asked me to start fixin' up lunch 'cause-"

"Why did you say it like that?💀"

・no harsh feelings babe, he loves you 😇

・GOD DAMNN he is one horny motherfucker.

・His eyes never leave your figure, zones out looking at you while your talking to him.

・Love those country moans 🤗

・listening to your soft noises as he fucks you, oooohhh goddamn

[nqify]

I mean I don’t rlly like the sadistic Quaritch. I feel like yes he would be rough but not that much, he wouldn’t slap you or choke you bcs he would be scared of hurting you ( I mean look at him he’s so big ) but I feel like he’d be praising A LOT, rlly enjoying the size difference and just admiring you

Pls do 😙

no but YES!! cuz he’s so huge he doesn’t want to hurt you omg soft dom!quaritch!!! AHH!!!

soft dom. — miles quaritch ☆

pairings. na’vi!miles quaritch. fem!reader

content warnings. fluffy smut kind of??. daddy kink ofc.

note. for the softies out there!! I SEE YOU AND HEAR YOU!! we all need a soft dom!quaritch in our lives so I had to write this!! MILES SOFT DOM SUPREMACY

miles is massive, this dude is 9’5, basically towering over you. He doesn’t want to hurt you, ur just too small and too cute for him. he’s practically aweing at ur size difference.

let’s say you like following miles around base, always falling behind due to his large steps, so miles says, “hold my hand baby, gotta keep you close” AAHHH!!! your whole hand fits around his pointer finger. and he loves it.

bro is so scared of hurting you, he’s so careful with you. Whenever he picks you up he’s so gentle with his touches, making sure your as comfortable as he is.

so during the naughty time this MAN IS ON HIGH ALERT!!, “you okay baby??”, “you alright with this mama?”

it could be your first time taking him, like FULLY taking him in. he’d have you in missionary, back arching off the bed sheets as you grab miles’ shoulders for support. he’d see you struggle to take him in and FEEL SO BAD!!

miles would pull away from you and look down, his hands would travel to your stomach and put pressure on it, “baby cmon, I know you can take it all, be a good girl for me yeah?” and ur just nodding, anything to make him happy.

when you finally take all of him in HES SHOCKED!!! he’s praising you ALOT, “that’s my girl, taking me so well aren’t you babygirl?”

cuz he’s so vocal he’s praising you 24/7, even without the devils tango. You could be doing smth for him and he’d come behind you and say, “look at you baby!! making me so proud” he’d leave little kisses on your head.

when u r a brat to him he TRYS so hard to punish you. But he just can’t. He’d try overstimulating you but your constant whining and whimpering makes him feel bad for his baby, “I’m sorry ma, you gotta take this for me okay?? gotta learn ur lesson alright??, you can do that right? just for daddy??” yes ofc omg.

after his done punishing you he’d hold you close, “good girl, took it so well” and then BOOM your gonna get the best sex ever.

he’s def a passionate lover!! he loves feeling you close to him!! loves positions like missionary, cowgirl or full nelson. he sees sex as an important thing in a relationship, it builds connection, soul tying even.

he just loves hearing you get all flustered when ur about to cum. Cuz u guys are so close to eachother he can tell just by your sounds that your going to release, “you gonna cum princess?? cmon baby, cum for me, cum for daddy, make him proud”. you cry out and flutter around his dick, causing him to groan in your ear.

lemme elaborate on the full Nelson position!! full Nelson is when your partner is practically picking you up and fucking you. He’d have your legs spread open, his hands holding your thighs for support as your back hit his chest.

your hands would be finding the back of his hair to pull. and oh lord, he’s loving you in this position. your so vulnerable and so so small my god.

“mama, u look so fucking good rn. u take this dick so good don’t you?? yeah you do. my girl makes daddy feel so fucking good s-shit” he’s moaning and groaning in your ear babe!!!

hes being so gentle with you too!! being careful not to dig his nail into your poor, aching thighs. or being super careful with his thrusts. he doesn’t want to hurt his baby!!

whenever he wanted to go a little rough he would always give u a heads up, “baby Ima go a little harder okay?? you alright with that??” YEA U R!!

hes fully pounding into you, always double checking at your state to make sure okay. He’s going in deep, reaching all the right places!! that’s when he hits your g-spot

you cry out, AND HE KNOWS HE HIT IT. “shit, baby, this the spot right?? this the spot that’s gonna make u scream my name, yeah mama??” 100% yes.

he just keeps hitting it over and over again. “s-so close, m-miles pls!! lemme cum pls!!” your begging and whining for him. HIS POOR BABY!!

“such a good girl for asking, fuck baby, need you to cum, cmon, need it so bad” you could feel him get close too. He’s twitching in you. You whine his name when u orgasm, causing him to buck his hips.

“fuck, princess, gonna cum, shit, gonna take this load right?? I know u can baby, you can do that for me mm??” ur nodding your head. “pls daddy!!! cum in me!! make me yours” GIRLLLLL HE IS CUMMING FOR SHRE

he moans ur name, slowly bucking his hips. First thing he does is check up on you. He’d lay you down and rub your thighs with his thumbs. “you okay baby?? I didn’t go too rough on you??” you’d shake ur head no, coming back to reality. Your shaking and twitching. “mama, ur shaking”

“that’s a good thing miles, that means u did it well” HES SO PROUD OF HIMSELF!! EGO BOOSTED. he’d smiled at you with his little fangs, wagging his tail.

“give daddy a kiss mama” MWAHMWAHMWAH ur smooching all over him cuz HE IS PRETTY AAA!!

just saying again requests will be closed later today so send as many stuff as you can now!!!

[leclerced]

Okay, so don’t respond if this makes you uncomfy bc like its kinda personal?

Anyways, I’ve dated/been with a lot of dudes (lowkey a slut but i love it). Anyway now im in a situationship with this Australian dude, and he’s the first Aussie I’ve been with. And lemme tell you he’s dirty and nasty.

Homeboy is doing things I couldn’t even imagine in sex, like he likes to eat his cum out of me?? (Im on bc and we’re both clean) while I’ve had it happen to me before, this man is so enthusiastic about it. (where i live is home to the most bland and vanilla dudes on the planet)

Anyways the entire point of this ramble is he made a joke last night and was like “It’s just how we fuck down under” and I was literally melting, and I can just imagine something like that with Oscar? Like him doing gross (in a hot way) stuff to his gf and dismissing all her embarrassment by just saying its because he’s Australian

-🥰

UGSUENCN u guys make me want a situationship or bf or smth So Bad. i want a sexy hot aussie bf who eats his cum out of me. its what i deserve. where do i meet these men.

oscar would soooo love embarrassing his girl w freaky shit he does to her tbh. he’d love watching her gawk at him in shock, stuttering at him asking what he’s doing. he’d laugh and tease her, call her is dirty girl. ask her if she wants him to stop and when she says no he’d laugh more and tell her what a freak she is for him, like “i bet you never thought you’d let me do this to you, but look at you, begging me not to stop! ur so cute baby, my little freak.”

[6okuto]

Hiii! I hope it's not too suggestive since I saw your blog is mainly sfw OWBOANALA but I wanted to hear your headcanons about the main cast of Touchstarved, just in general tho, like who's a bottom, who's a top and who's a switch (I personally think everyone there is a switch bc y'know... whatever makes mc happy they're down for it)

If it's too suggestive or explicit for your blog lemme know and we can ramble about it together in chat if you're down for it! (In that case I'll send you my @)!

!!!! I AGREE!! AND DEFINITELY DID MORE THAN U ASKED! My Bad guys. indulged myself a little w one (1) nsft post. a gift 🫶 & OFC i'll also talk more in chat w u / anyone who wants to!!! i always want 2 hear everyone else's thoughts 👩🏻‍💻

leander

switch...sub leaning.? they did Not have to tell me for a leader he sure likes it when others take control. that vere wouldn't spit on him if he were a fire, "oh no, he'd enjoy that far too much." leander saying he doesn't mind vere around since he's fun and "got a real...presence." when he said "anything you want." I Know What You Are.

smth smth addressed by a title, sensation play, degradation said in a praising way, body worship, size kink, overstim, smth smth. i trust vere. spit on him. leader who relishes in giving up control and being taken care of yeah yeah yeah

enjoying being a sub aside he can easily be a service dom

mfw leander gets on his knees and says he'll do anything to please you just say the word. when he touches you somewhere and asks here? is this good? oh the intimacy of interlacing your fingers and bringing your hands to touch him anywhere, everywhere, just as a reminder that you Can

ais

switch - "gives it almost as well as he takes it, even if he's awfully greedy." thanks vere my buddy my pal

i know this little shit (said lovingly) is a tease like dragging his fingers slowly telling you to say please kind of way

figures out what pet names you like and has the most annoying smirk on his face. "oh? did you like that?"

edging. Needing you to tell him what he wants or he won't do anything.

idk i think this guy likes it when you take control though! like get on top and he'll have a stupid cocky grin before he eventually unravels and is moaning whimpering swearing 🤨

i don't have to say anything about the tentacles. moving on

i have a vision where if you let out a noise he looks at you with a raised brow before smirking and then whispering "cute." in your ear before trailing kisses along your jaw But That's Just Me Projecting I Think

vere

switch in a bratty prove you can dom him way. "looks good in blood and better in tears." LETS BE SERIOUS AIS 😂😂 you don't have to tell me twice if bro likes rough sex or is into bondage or edging or overstim or marking or

smth abt predator/prey... i'm not even really into that but i can see it

same thing w u taking control and him saying a stupid joke then being caught off guard,, at least the first time. i know this guy would do shit to tease and rile you up in public just so you'd do something later

he made that biting comment and i believe him. nips at you. seems like he'd leave hickies in places people could see and if you did the same to him Well why would he hide them. also pull his hair

something about fingers in your mouth or vice versa. smth smth making u taste urself Sorry Woah this was bc he was licking champagne foam from his fingers. i had a vision

kuras

switch in an easily doms + teases you, may surprise you with a few kinks, takes a bit to be sub but ends up liking it kind of way. reminds me of om! barbatos + tot vyn. I know what you are. (brat tamer)

the sub thing. like the first time u ask he's Very curious about what you'd do. amused even. the joy of telling him not to touch and teasing him then stopping right before he finishes. and then telling him to be nice and ask for what he wants,, if u go long enough he'll finally groan w a little "please," where his voice cracks WHO GETS ME!

giving me blindfold + temperature play vibes. don't know why.

anyways. can also be soft i'm sure. like a traditionally romantic sort of sense. i don't know how to explain it.

btw "you know, on account of his massive...heart." thank you vere for being the realest person around

mhin

switch vry sub leaning for me but that's bc i like teasing them. and so does everyone else.... oh mhin...

but if u were a soft dom they could use that i think. like Let yourself be close and taken care of mhin. please. OHH praising them to tease them instead of being mean catches them a little off guard. they get flustered and look away again Yeah

i don't see them as particularly talkative during sex,, tbh i think they'd get embarrassed and try to stop themself from making Any noise until you tell them you like hearing their voice...

drags myself through the mud... breathing heavily... leave hickies on their chest... mhin leaving hickies on you... i have no grounds to explain this btw. i just get sensitive chest/collarbone area vibes

still figuring out dom!mhin in my head. charas who are easily teased can often switch it around on u if u say the right thing so. though i don't really see them as being very degrading during sex

misc / multichara thoughts i didn't form properly bc i have to go back to essay writing in a bit.

vere and ais would have the biggest impact on me w the first vulnerable soft sex scene. they deserve it

someone's into the sex after an argument thing. something about jealousy. marking you etc etc

leander telling you you can use him. leander shower sex. leander using magic. leander. help me

has leander just fucked everybody. can he stop blushing when talking about other people + the others' opinions what r u guys implying YOU ARE GOING TO DRIVE ME OVER THE EDGE /J /NM

i don't see kuras / mhin being very into quickies but well. the other 3.

something abt the bad ending w vere tells me he really enjoys when you're vulnerable and exposed to him. trust or whatever

scenario where you tell kuras u think something's wrong and u need a Check Up w the Doctor :( and he gives u a little look before reminding you if you want attention you could just ask then kissing you. Who gets me

mhin smirking . that's all. my legs wobble

[spiritual-messages]

Blessings coming your way pick a card! ❤️

Hey there! Todays reading is all about blessings that are coming in your life ... Which wish is coming TRUE ? What blessings are coming?

Before we begin ..I want you to take few deep breaths and center yourself .. Now pick a pile that you are attracted to the most

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Pile 3

Pile 1

Energy :

damn I heard " money " 👀 as soon as I connected .. Woohhhh strong sad vibes.. Experienced loss in wealth ? Wanna know about money ? Is this investment worthy ? Anything money related ? If you were concerned about these topics then Congo! you picked the right pile my dear!

Current situation :

So what i see is that there was a loss ... That was all of sudden... Smth happened that damaged your financial life .. And now all you are doing is panic panic and panic.. I see you over working .. Multiple jobs .. Trying to rebuilt what was torn apart .. Working with full determination .. Skipping meals and all wooooffff.. BITCH CALM THAT ASS DOWN .. BREATHE! I SAID BREATHE OKAY!? chill out pleasee u need to ..

Blessing :

Now .. Lemme tell ya good news.. Whatever happened.. Was needed.. Becz theres smth more bigger for you . let go love .. Please take time for yourself and relax.. I see there are blockages .. I see u stressed and worried for future but .. Trust me theres money coming in .. Possible new job offer.. Bonus.. Probably your boss give you a promotion .. Probably you'll start gaining success in your passion yess.. The universe is telling you to follow your passion and trust me they got you ! They got your back .. Just relax .. I see the blessing coming your way is definitely an ideal career .. More money and a happy life .. Things can only change once you learn to accept and let go of the past so please do .. I see the stuckness fading away soon so.. Chill out take a break.. Probably go on a trip ? Work on yourself .. And then take action .. See whats right for you.. There are alot of opportunities coming so be open to them.. Be positive .. Becz whats coming in future is more important than what has gone .. Trust the process have faith.. Money is coming for you babeee just let the clouds of panic and overthinking fade . watch the sun shine again..

Wishing you the best

Bless!

These songs might be significant for you ! Do listen to these ❤️

Pile 2

Energy :

So pile two .. " karmic " " heartache " I heard these words.. I see.. You must be broken .. Trapped .. And stuck somewhere not being able to move on.. Clinging onto the past .. Damn I feel heaviness on my heart like some sort of weight .. This is my heart broken pile .. You got cheated on ? Third party ? Break up? Cant move on ? Then this is your pile ..

Current situation:

So I see smth happened all of the sudden . everything was going good and this shit happened that left you numb and broken .. A tower moment.. A painful karmic relationship is what i see.. You gave so much love to this person and in return you got cheated on .. Now you are doubting your self .. Questioning yourself " am I worthy " and asking universe why they did that to you .. I pick on a lot of broken energy .. Yes you are worthy of love .. There is so much more better for you so stop .. Stop doubting yourself just let the past go .. The old progress must have fell down and got broken just becz of its weak foundation .. But try to see the positive .. Now you can build smth new .. Strong and better than before ..

I see that this was a tower moment in your life .. And right now you are in the middle of chaos .. Absolute chaos damn it .. I feel so stressed .. Alright.. Lets just jump onto the blessings..

Blessing:

So as a blessing I see you moving on .. Moving on from this painful shit that you didn't deserve .. I see you growing .. You might spend time with nature alot .. And now i see a new journey .. You will start a new journey that i'll come as a blessing .. The universe is telling you to let it flow and unfold naturally . becz on this journey you'll learn to love ans accept yourself .. I see you helping others . or receiving health... You'll definitely heal from the pain full past with help from someone (possibly a soulmate) I see you'll attract a soulmate into your life by working on yourself . that will love and accept you and will be grateful foe your work.. You will attract TRUE love you manifested this soulmate .. You asked for smth permanent thats why the old karmic shit has ended .. You can move on .. All you need to do is trust yourself .. Pay attention to signs love your angels are trying to help you .. Pay attention to angel numbers .. Songs and dreams .. That could be imp for you 👀 wish you best my dear

Bless!

please listen to these songs these might be significant for y'all

Pile 3

Energy :

So so so plieee 3 welcome to the reading . I feel happy so happy... Your energy is so positive .. So happy and feel as if im on the mountains and the sun is shining bright and feels good and warm on my skin ... Wow.. .. Are you manifesting smth ? Wishing for someone ? Manifesting a specific person ? this is your pile thennn

Current situation:

Alrightie .. Right now i see you manifesting smth and sending positive vibes to the universe .. But sometimes you feel doubts tryin to blur your vision but trust me you are a master in manifestation .. coolll I just wanna dance for some reason .well okay okay i feel it .. The vibe..

Blessings :

So guys .. Whatever you are wishing for .. Is gonna come into your life ... I see wish fulfillment .. You might be noticing angel numbers such as " 111 , 1111" I heard " bad romance " the song might be significant for you .. So if you are manifesting a relationship or a soulmate possibly a twin soul.. They are coming . in you damn life .. I see success and patience . i see you'll finally get what you have ever wanted all you have to do is accept the changes and be patient becz positive changes are coming . light is coming ( sun and light both cards are there wooohooo! Cheers to my pile three! You rock guys)

I see good luck and fortune coming along with money . you attracted that shit mhm mhm go get it .. I heard " delicious " well hello *eyebrows wiggling* whatever you prayed for or visualized about .. Is coming to you .. another song loveee .. You'll be on the best version of yourself.. Happy and healthy ..learning and growing .. Creating your damn reality .. Just how you wanted . here comes my bad bitches proud of y'all you got this lovee! So happy for yaaa .

Please listen to these song ls as this might be significant for y'all ❤️

Bless!

Byeeeh 🦋🤍

So this was my veryfirst reading please show me some love and give me honest feed backs wish you a very best future remember y'all are devine beings and can create your own reality

[zorkaya-moved]

me @ tumblr rpc: YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLOT WITH OCs and it shows.

And you know what? That happens. Plotting is hard. Honestly? Hate plotting so much if I don't know a person these days because I just feel overly anxious and ramble. So yeah, anyhow... Let me share some personal thoughts! THIS DOES NOT TOUCH ON PEOPLE WHO TAKE THEIR TIME, PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME IN PLOTTING AND PLEASE DO EVERYTHING ON YOUR OWN PACE! THIS IS A HOBBY AND THIS IS SOMETHING WE DO FOR FUN! This is based solely on some of my own experiences with SOME plotting (not all ofc!) as a woman oc writer in 2022-2023. I've had fantabulous experience with plotting and not so much. Please know you're valid, Ily, thank you for bearing with my burnt out ass in plottings. Mwah. Stay winning.

We all suffer from the collective dead brain cell syndrome when it comes to plotting any interaction, but do you know what kind of sucks and makes little ol' me tinsy bit bitter at the end of 2023 after going through countless people who just ignored my plotting proposals when I gave a ton of ideas? And what I'm going to call out just a tiny bit as a woman oc writer?

You can get into wikipedia and seek out information about a canon character to figure out some ideas on plots if you don't know the fandom, but do you do the same for OCs? 'Cuz OCs are sure as hell the very same 'canons from fandoms I don't know' type of situation.

Do you reach out to the CREATOR who can answer all your questions no matter how miniscule they can be? We, OC writers, are ready to give you the deep lore if you ask.

Do you check out about pages or headcanon pages? Hell, some of us have DETAILED NAVIGATION PAGES FOR VERSES! Is your OC or Canon from there? Check it out! Read! Find what interests YOU or if you didn't find something? Just ask the WRITER! Simple, innit? God, Imma be real, some of y'all gonna get my DMs like 'Listen, I can't find if you have this hc, could you please link it to me?' because I want info for plot ideas and if you do the same to me? I kiss u platonically.

Lemme give you a Done For You plotting thoughts you can use on how to plot with OCs, ladies and gents and nonbinary folks!

Do you have a specific dynamic you WANT for your character? Perhaps, you see a villain OC and want smth toxic to try out - ASK. Or you see an OC that might be a fun friend or neighbor or any other more positive dynamic - ASK. Inquire each other about what DYNAMICS you're open to. Oh you open to all? Sick. PUT DOWN YOUR BOUNDARIES FIRST. BOTH SIDES. SPEAK YOUR BOUNDARIES.

Do you have verses both of your characters are in? Be it OC & OC or Canon & OC? Noice, discuss all possible connections your characters might have! Offer ideas! Offer thoughts! The worst thing another can say is 'no'. And if so? COUNTLESS POSSIBILITIES. Yummy possibilities. Friends, childhood friends, childhood rivals, exes, rivals, co-workers, fight on sight, live next to each other, see each other in the same fucking cafe your muse goes at 2 pm specifically and ALWAYS sees another muse there... Countless. I'm telling you.

JUST DO THE FIRST STEP TOO WHEN YOU INTERACT WITH OCS, I'M ON MY KNEES BEGGING.

OFFER. IDEAS. The vaguest ones will do ok too. I cannot stress this enough but as an OC writer, I've had instances where I just... Gave 5 ideas only to have someone just drop me. Fully and completely. Not the 'I'll reach out to you later I need to think about this' but just full on 'wow this is too much plotting and I don't want to invest that much time' like it sucks. It sucks being the only person offering possible dynamics, ideas, even funny ones in some cases! I'm so burnt out from plotting dynamics because I keep. Offering. Ideas. But I don't have the same feedback loop. More like I have 0 feedback in the instances I dive into possibilities which burnt me out from plotting altogether, closing plotting possibilities with those who may actually be the same kind of insane as I am. And it sucks. Bless you all who give vague ideas or not vague ideas. Love you. You're fucking champions.

BE OPEN TO ASKING QUESTIONS, PLEASE ASK QUESTIONS, HOLY SHIT, PLEASE. Please never forget to ask "Hey, how would you feel about this scenario?" or "Would your character be in this kind of situation? Maybe that's how they met and started hanging out?" or "Oh, how about us trying out this type of dynamic and see where it goes?" or anything, really.

Anyways, this is just my 2 am psa because yeah why not. December sucks ass so why not speak out my thoughts at the end of 2023 to enter 2024 with sunglasses and cool Women OCs Propaganda I will continue preaching. You're all welcome to reblog this.

[jihyoruri]

I lied. cibyn analysis.

ok so cibyn…. lemme start off w this… she’s the funniest mf EVERRR😭😭her relationship with kazuha has me LAUGHING like I just know they’re like “oh my god… we should dye your hair pink….” and they both js go along w it LIKE😭 I CAN NOT W THEIR HEAD EMPTY ASSES just straight YAPPING.

and… to my girl chaewon… in my heart ik ur winning… but youre mad funny being 5’4 with a bob tryna fight a girl from nyc who is FIVE FOOT EIGHT😭😭… I know wigs would fly and cibyn would STILL be talking to kazuha like😭brawl in the waiting room she don’t even turn around..

second. she played young yeonjin in the glory. this girl has some unreal level of control w her emotions… (I think).. I think she’s very aware of who she is and what she wants, and focuses on herself more than others. not in a mean way, she’s just like… you do you, whatever you do is your own problem.

overall I think she’s a nice person though, I don’t think she’d ever be rude to someone who didn’t DESERVE it yk what I’m saying..

to be honest I think cibyn is a pretty happy person, but she definitely got some issues cause of her mother… the belief that love is useless and will only get in the way of success is a very detrimental-to-your-health kind of way to think. It seems she only feels this way about romantic love though so she does still have good friends and let’s herself care abt other people, so… it’s not all that bad.

I don’t think she’s processed her issues from her childhood so if chaewon or yunjin were to confess… I think she’d need time to process it. i think she’ll probably get w chaewon (sorry yunjin 😞you can NEVER WINNN😭😭) but I think it’ll take her some time— you can’t just let go of years of the way you were, and I don’t think she sees a reason to. I don’t think cibyn minds the way she was raised or thinks— I don’t know if she craves a relationship but it really doesn’t seem like it. overall I think she’s pretty in-tune with herself and is overall like.. happy, but I think emotionally, she’s maybe not good with emotions she’s not used to/can’t control. i think cibyn probably likes being in control.

I also think she’s smart, like.. very smart. she probably jokes around and acts ditzy and whatever but smth tells me this girl is like. QUICK with it.. maybe not academically smart (although I feel like she’d be great with numbers and practical kind of subjects, math/science, maybe not literature cause.. u gotta be kinda good w emotions for it LMFAO) but she’s definitely very aware of the way other people ACT. she may not be aware of crushes her way but I think she can tell if someone is a good person or not idk.

overall uhhh chaewon stays winning I think cibyn likes control.. but I don’t think she’s AFRAID(?) to fall in love, I just think she has an aversion to it. maybe it makes her feel weak or smth?? i can’t rlly tell cuz she’s kind of always staying silly. she may b oblivious to crushes but she’s probably veeeery intelligent. I LOVE U CIBYN‼️(I want to study her under a microscope)

-🎏

LMAOOOOO cib!yn is honestly really funny😭 she intentionally does some of things to keep her peace but anyways i really like your view on her

[amourlyns]

hii! i went through the whole windbreaker tag and saw that you're the only person who has written about harry. so i would like to request smth about him. literally anything u have in mind would do. i have mixed feelings about him but recently my obsession with him is growing💀💀💀 also if u have any recs for fics or other of him (if there's actually any) feel free to share <3

‧ 🧟🪦💀

[ HARRY SHEPHERD ]

+ GN!READER

𝓢𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ⌕ If he’s trynna tell the truth, it’s all bad. Hell, the proof is there.

𝓜𝖺𝗋𝗅𝗒𝗇𝖾 𝓣𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗌 ━━ HUUH? LMAO, no way.. 😭. Well lemme supply you with all the Harry goodies! And no, I don’t know any fics for him.. sorry 😓 inspired by All bad by JID & Mereba ➜    masterlist

𝓦𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 ━━ Harry cheats on you!!

⠀ | YOU NEED TO START BEING MORE.. honest with yourself. It really was all bad, and there was no denying the truth when it was right in front of you. In your heart, you knew that Harry Shepherd cheated on you.

So why wasn’t it clicking yet? What would it take for you to understand..? The evidence and proof and evidence was all there. So here you were, standing in front of Harry’s apartment with a vacant stare and heavy heart.

Why didn’t he just tell you from the beginning? Was he just playing with you from the start or— Did he fall out of love? You weren’t sure what was worse in this situation. But shit, it hurt so fucking bad. You knew him since was young, since he even started biking— you were his girl. His rock. What happened?

So when he opened the door with his towel around his waist and his hair in a towel on the phone with some other girl..? you froze. He was a shameless bastard and— his face fucking drops. What, he wasn’t expecting you? Well you weren’t expecting him to be a cheater but here we are!

So you’d let yourself in, waltzing into the space like you owned it. You might as well, you guys considered it— well. Did consider it. Harry followed you with his eyes, never following you physically. Typical.

The more you thought about the situation, the more pissed you got. You could almost cry. When Harry finally gets off the phone and pays attention to you it’s almost.. artificial. It too bitter— maybe it’s because you know the truth.

It’s hard for him to make eye contact, he knows that you heard the rather intimate phone call, but what else do you know? if only he knew.

❛ Why are you here so late babe? ❜ Harry would question, you could feel the couch shift with his weight. He would scoot closer, and you would scoot further. ❛ Why didn’t you tell me Harry—? Why would you..❜ by now now it clicks for him. He’s no longer playing dumb, and he can see the tears that well up in your eyes.

He’s silent.

And he can’t say anything but 〞 I’m sorry. 〞 you couldn’t handle this anymore, you needed a break. A break from him— a break from this damn city.

It was just all bad

[bigkpopstan]

hello! lemme start off by saying that your writing is AWESOME

could i request sub!kevin from the boyz hcs? im writing this after you asked for asks before you go to sleep so sleep well!!

ah thank you so much!! 🥺

sub Kevin, *gasp* I haven’t talked about sub Kevin in ages !!

18+ content.

warnings; sub Kevin obvi, edging and overstimulation, marking/hickeys mention, clingy/possessiveness talk, ‘jealousy’ mention, hair tugging, bondage, snowballing (sharing cum while kissing/cum play). tell me if I missed anything as always!

• first off I think subby kevin is very clingy and only minimally possessive

• I see kevin as a well behaved (most of the time, he likes to talk back and tease) sub

• I feel like he loves when you take your time with him when you have it, something about kevin screams intimacy and lots of kisses and most of the time I don’t think a quickie could suffice his drive

• I was going to say that he’s a pillow prince bc of my last hc but I don’t think that’s true? I feel like he’s in between pillow prince-y and a very active participant (my mind went to him riding his s/o but other things could very well apply)

• he may not be possessive but he loves when his partner(s) are in a way? private but not secret where he absolutely loves and adores hickeys that are easily covered

• I love to pick between overstimulation or edging for people ! I think Kevin prefers overstimulation but can handle edging better bc he gets sensitive when being overstimulated<3

• I feel like he doesn’t get jealous like how I said he doesn’t seem very possessive but if he sees someone else checking you out he will fuck you (or you fuck him, I didn’t mean to say it that way lmao) but a more of a “fuck yeah that’s my partner” type cocky thing?? like?? “Yeah only i can see you like this’ if this makes sense? like he’ll look at you with a little smirk or smile while someone tries to flirt with you and I think one, so much trust but two, he’s like “mhm that’s right; that’s my partner”

• subby tease kev loves to send pics/vids of himself to you<3 and he’s not the type to send it while you’re at work unless he is aware you know what he’s going to send before.

• loves when you tug his hair and it doesn’t even have to be hard, just a tug to adjust him or smth for kissing or just bc and he’ll moan🥰.

• I do think he’s got a basic sex drive-like a fairly frequent one? but it’s not like he needs it ? maybe like 3 times a week almost minimum unless he’s distracted or swamped with things to do. even if he’s like worn out he’d let you take care of him.

• his sex drive…isn’t dramatic? I think it’s bc u think he prioritizes time and intimacy that he doesn’t rush much to get to the fucking portion? like he does have his days where he attaches to you and starts with a quick heavy make out but it’s still not…desperate? if that makes sense. also bc he knows that if he asks you’ll most likely give it to him if you’re in the mood and if not he’ll take care of himself<3

• he absolutely loves just letting you do whatever you want to him<3 it gets him going, esp if bondage is involved <3 like binding his wrists or covering his eyes

• one last one that is more-out there? he loves if you kiss him while you have his cum in your mouth or vice versa !! he just enjoys messy kisses like that bc it’s…again intimate and I feel like ? I can’t explain it but he loves it

[skoati]

My friends told me I need to start posting my fic ideas to Tumblr because I simply do not have enough time to write them all myself so here it goes(tho I may actually write out a proper fic if I get enough people telling me I should).

Warning for suggestive themes

Vampire AU Mint Milkshake(nyo america x england)

First scenario is that Amelia is a college student looking for a sugar daddy. She runs into Arthur who is decked out like someone stuck in Victorian Era England and she's like score!

She just thinks he's an eccentric old money type millionaire and is. Completely oblivious to the fact that he's a vampire. Like she can be smacked in the face with it but she refuses to notice. At some point he probably gets frustrated and TRIES to get her to notice but nada.

She gets disappointed when he gives her old Victorian antiques and valuables instead of the latest iPhone(womp womp) but at this point she's intrigued enough by him not to leave so easily

Arthur would put her on a "healthy" diet so he doesn't have to eat her fast food infested blood. He even tries to cook for her but since he is a vampire that doesn't eat human food anymore and probably hasn't cooked in 200 years, it turns out terrible. (She eats it anyway)

She keeps waking up all woozy and confused in random places like a Denny's parking lot after being at his place with no recollection of what happened right before. Amelia sees nothing wrong with this tho she just keeps coming back like heyyy ^u^

Arthur's the one tryna practically get rid of her but also gets attached. Maybe one week she doesn't show up for whatever reason so Arthur comes to her house like what's going on and she invites him in. She wakes up tucked in with a bruise on her neck or wrist or wherever and only realizes later that 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘴. But Amelia being Amelia is not that alarmed by this.

I think the comedic potential is extraordinary. He's like why do you have so many bug traps hanging all over your house and she's like:

"Oh I think there's like, mosquitos in my room or something. I haven't seen them but I keep waking up with these weird bites on my neck! They're like super deep too. The mosquitos must be huge!" , unintentionally giving Arthur a complex about his teeth. He's muttering to himself like "my teeth are small but not 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 small"

Not sure how the situation gets resolved. I imagine she only actually sees that he's a vampire right before their first sexytimes cuz I headcanon vampires can't get a boner without fresh blood. And shes finally like ohhhh. But anywayyyy

Scenario 2: Amelia is the vampire.

Amelia and Arthur went to highschool together in the 2000's, but she disappeared senior year and everyone thought she got kidnapped. She was never found and it's still an unsolved case. It was a big deal because she was the cheer captain and one of the most popular girls in school but over the years it mostly got forgotten.

Fast forward to Arthur in his 30's waiting at a bus stop or smth being a grumpy adult coming home from work or whatever and he looks to his left and does a double take because he sees 𝘩𝘦𝘳. And she hasn't aged a day.

Amelia's like do I know u? And he's like I know 𝘺𝘰𝘶 and things go from there. He takes her home and is kind of freaking out internally. They never really talked much in highschool cuz he was a nerd(maybe he worked for the school newspaper) and just in separate cliques in general but he had a huge crush on her.

Anyways one thing leads to another and he lives out his highschool fantasies of fugging her and lets her live at his house and feed on him. I like this idea for the Schrodinger's age gap.

That's it for now. Lemme know what u guys think ^_^

[inutaffy]

NOW FOR THE OTHER TAG. "why are they in space" lmao lemme tell u why

OKAY SO! end of season 3 right, all is well, then some alien dinosaur shows up (he's a tricerton. im not spelling it right but idc) and he beats up the mutanimals (ninja turtles friends) and so raph goes after him, tames him ig??? and then dino dude is all "there are KRAANG ON YOUR PLANET" and the turtles are like "lol we got rid of them like 15 episodes ago keep up" but decide the humor dino man anyways EVEN THOUGH HE BEAT THE CRAP OUTTA THEIR FRIENDS??? LIKE OKAY UH SURE ANYWAYS WE'RE GONNA GLOSS OVER THAT- hey btw where did u say the kraang were again??? not that we're worried but yk just in case.....okay yeah can u take us there okay yeah cool thanks

so dino man takes them to where the kraang are hiding out (i think t was the technodrome?? idk its been like a week since i finished s3 but im pretty sure they were in the technodrome. ANYWAYS) dino man takes them there, they beat up some kraang, if u listen closely you'll hear me yelling over leo's fighting style. i just think he's neat, and then they find out that the kraang are doing smth or another at the statue of liberty, so THEN dino dude is like "WE GOTTA DESTROY THE BEACON." so the turtles are like ok CHILL we're doing that rn, cue more fighting with the kraang (WHO ARE ALL TERRIFIED BY DINO DUDE BTW. BC HIS SPECIES IS LIKE THE SWORN ENEMY OF THE KRAANG. THEY ARE NOT BESTIES)

then plot twist, after the kraang retreat, the dino dude is like "i also have to destroy your planet now bc u humans suck ass and also there are kraang everywhere lol there's nothing u can do to stop this" and the turtles (raph specifically, THAT WAS HIS DINO PAL MAN) are like hey wait lets talk this over we JUST saved this fucking planet wdym you're gonna blow us up and then dino dude is like oh im not blowing u up we're just gonna activate a black hole and get rid of this whole galaxy.

the turtles do not like this

so raph is EPIC and destroys the beacon (but not before it signals the rest of the dino army but they don't know that until the next episode rip) oh and also dino dude falls off the statue of liberty and dies

next ep!! the kraang have reassembled and are loading up the technodrome, the turtles gear up to take them down again, then the rest of the dino dude army shows up, shit goes south real quick, mikey gets captured and the others almost get vaporized and leo gets to fly a spaceship again, they rescue mikey piss of the dino general dude meet this AWESOME KRAANG GUY WHO I LOVE his name is agent bishop and i love him, and then they gather all their friends for an epic season finale boss fight to stop the dino dudes from black hole-ing the planet (they get shredder involved too. it's awful. i hate him)

so they're all fighting and stuff, trying to stop the dino army for setting up the black hole thing, AND THEY ALMOST WIN. BUT LIKE I SAID. THEY ENLISTED THE FUCKING SHREDDER. AKA "I HAVE NEVER LET ANYTHING GO EVER. I STUBBED MY TOE ONCE AND NOW I HAVE A PERSONAL BEEF WITH FUNITURE." so shredder does what shredder does best and LITERALLY stabs splinter in the back while he was going to shut off the black hole portal thing. like the bitch he is. and the turtles are like "WHAT THE FUCK." and then the portal is activated and the earth is sucked into a black hole and the turtles are just SITTING THERE holding their dead dad as the world is ending but at the last second a SHIP shows up and this robot (FUGITOID. I LOVE HIM. i know he does something in this season that pisses the turtles off but i forgot what it is) shows up and is like "COME IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE"

and so they do and fugitoid zooms them away to the relative safety of space and does some time rewind thing that sets them 6 months in the past so that they can now find the black hole portal parts which are scattered across the galaxies before the dino army does and stop them from destroying the earth again and THAT. THAT MY LOVE. is why they are in space.

no. everyone needs to read this. what the fuck